Julius seems like good, lovely person. And the fact that his wife is accepting his addiction even if she find it strange is really wholesome. I'm glad they're good with each other.
Exactly. If we take the video at face value, Julius is just a good man with a quirk he knows the society would not accept, so he keeps it private. And the fact that he found a life mate who accepts him as he is? TOO adorable, and something WAY too rare in real life...
Absolutely. I think a lot of people forget to look past things we think are strange or gross. Carrie might be a good woman too, I just personally wouldn’t touch her or stand too close, but I’m not going to act like she’s a demonic virus. I know many people personally who have strange or gross (at least to me) hobbies, addictions, hyperfixations and kinks, and they’re all very kind, polite, intelligent and good folk. I’ve made it a habit not to judge people on their likes and dislikes, but rathe r how they treat others, animals and themselves.
6:57 literally made me cry because of laughter "So we've just gone from someone who is addicted to drinking gasoline,to someone who is addicted to drinking assoline"🤣😂😭
I'm not sure if this helps any, but urine is actually a sterile solution. In the past people would even wash wounds out with it if there was no source of clean water available.
Haha, well did you know that there is a country out there that literally drinks their urine after they wash out all of the urine-like chemicals? Look it up!
@@fianiramadhania4793 unfortunately, he tried to put his d in the balloon and it popped. Plus, pennywise tears his nutsack, empty out his testicles, and blows his sack like a balloon. This old man's cause of death is massive blood loss in his crotch.
for anyone wondering the gasoline chick was not actually drinking gasoline, in fact it was water (if i remember right i did a ton of research on the matter) so dont worry about her safety (i dont know about the urine lady tho i look at it lol)
I'm Savivira you just walk up to Carie and your like oh hi Ca Ca Carie I’m sorry but what the fuck is that smell? Carrie it’s my piss Jack I’m sorry what Carrie: a hint of lemon Jack: hahaha Carrier i use it on my skin, nose, and eyes Jack: 🤢🤮 Jack: i can’t I just can’t watch this no more
Summary of this video: -that girl is slowly killing herself -urine can somehow taste like lemon -the guy is at least aware intellectually that balloons aren't alive. Questions I have after watching this video: -How long is it going to take for Shannon's body to heal from drinking all that gasoline? -Can Jesus walk on pee? -Is his wife a looner? if so, is she a popper or non popper?
What scares me more is that this isn't the correct format, the correct meme format would be: I fear no man but _that_ thing * woman drinking urine * _it scares me_
@@laurenmakenzie6458 shannon be like: Im a car! The doctors at the hospital, watching her derail into a crazy, husk of a person who thinks she’s a car: ......ok then..
I made it to the point where the piss lady said she used piss for toothpaste, they I couldn't do it, I couldn't finish the video. Thanks Jack, you made me lose my faith in humanity again!🤣
Anyone else come back to Sean's videos from two years ago to gage where you were emotionally? Pure chaos. 😂 I was also teetering on the edge of a mental breakdown around this time.
Normal person (for example Jack): has about 70% water in his body Gasoline girl: has about 70% Gasoline in her body Urin girl: has about 70% urin in her body
"If Jesus can walk on water, can he walk on your piss?" Jack asks the real questions here. What about: If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim in the air?
When I was in middle school, there was a day I was waiting for the bus. It was so windy, I leaned into the wind and could pick my feet up off the ground. Weirdest feeling. Also, I did some breast stroke and moved forward a bit. So, it’s possible.
"If your piss is 95% water, does that mean Jesus can walk on your piss?" has to be one of the greatest existential questions I have ever heard in my life.
people always told me not to grow my hair out. They would say shit like... "Long hair is for girls" and "You'll look stupid". 4 years later and my hair is so long. Glad to know you not like them. I know this might seem kinda generic but, you are one of my favorite youtubers. Thanks for motivating me to keep growing my mop of mine. :)
Like this video before youtube demonetises it and I have to live on the streets!
Hey jack hows your day of *L A U G H*
Edit: (Wow I'm first!?)
Okay I did it, when are you coming back home dad?
AHHHHHHH
Ly jack
Hell yeah
Body: *naturally disposes of toxins through urine*
Person: *drinks urine*
Body: Am I a joke to you
Bear grills: I drank my urine to get popular
The lady who drinks piss: hold my piss
Colton Norem person:I’m thirsty let me do me
its like healing from a wound and then when its fully healed you wound yourself again, this woman is stupid 😂
*snicker*
It doesn't fuck around, baby!
Jack: I'm a brave boy
Woman: I drink my own urine
Jack: NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS
Lauri Jones How tf do you even produce 2 liters of urine a day
@@kydog218 EW
Nice jontron reference
Vermutlich funny
I was using Deutsch for da first wrd
I can hear this comment
“Maybe her insides are actually part engine”
IS SHE THE CHILD OF NATHANIEL AND CHASE???
Oh god please no… no NO
🤣i never thought of that
Now i know where to get parts for my bmw if I ever need any
Yes yes she is
Who's the "woman" of the relationship?🤔
@PuppyCat the previous episode has a man who fell in love and has “sexual relations” with his car
I googled Carrie the pee lady. Apparently she's a flat Earther, so that makes sense
How is she still alive? She's got some serious mental problems
*CHOKES* BAHAHHAHAHA
She talks so slow and weird... I feel like there definitely is something wrong. Maybe or maybe not has to do with the pee
All I could think about when she was talking was periods...what would she do then? whaaarrghhh
Seth Deth gravity
Jack: *freaks out over woman drinking her own pee*
_Meanwhile over on Unus Annus_
I appreciate this comment
FACTSSS
yes yes I know I would find a comment like this, lol
FACTSSSSS
Some people in Germany do it
"How do you just decide one day to drink your own piss"
*Unus Annus starts playing in the background*
*the clicking noise of the clock starts*
Unus Annus Unus Annus
Unus Annus Unus Annus
Unus Annus Unus Annus
Love your profile pic
Carrie's kidneys seeing the wastes they just removed come back: 👁👄👁
Nobody:
Jack: I'm about to sister die from chemical poisoning.
*James Charles entered the chat*
Next episode: Jack's strange addiction to *yelling*
but is it really that strange?
And writing laugh on the board
@Aroosa nayyab , and breaking things
@Mariah Baca , for the neighbors more than likely
@@_fai. and slapping the white board.
nobody:
literally nobody:
Jack: *maybe her insides are part engine*
*or maybe she's actually immortal*
*muffled speaking intensifies*
Julius seems like good, lovely person. And the fact that his wife is accepting his addiction even if she find it strange is really wholesome. I'm glad they're good with each other.
Exactly. If we take the video at face value, Julius is just a good man with a quirk he knows the society would not accept, so he keeps it private. And the fact that he found a life mate who accepts him as he is? TOO adorable, and something WAY too rare in real life...
Absolutely. I think a lot of people forget to look past things we think are strange or gross. Carrie might be a good woman too, I just personally wouldn’t touch her or stand too close, but I’m not going to act like she’s a demonic virus. I know many people personally who have strange or gross (at least to me) hobbies, addictions, hyperfixations and kinks, and they’re all very kind, polite, intelligent and good folk. I’ve made it a habit not to judge people on their likes and dislikes, but rathe r how they treat others, animals and themselves.
On Strange Addiction:
Jacksepticeye: I'm addicted to the same great coke taste but zero sugar, with a hint of added vanilla.
True
😂😂😂😂 Right!
Or drink Vanilla Coke :3
DO YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES
Ur satan you have 666 likes
“Hurting is nature’s way of TELLING you to FOCKIN STOP”
-JackSepticEye 2019
He ain't wrong,man
Jack: "I fear no man, but that thing..."
*Woman breathing her own urine*
Jack: "It scares me."
God during that urine part I was crying of laughter and this comment isn't helping😂
Tru XD
@@jeffthepuppetYT we know that dude it's fukin fake calm down Einstein
Absurd Doggo I was thinking that
Nooooo please STOP
"if your piss is 95% water, does that mean Jesus can walk on your piss?"
*NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT*
Are you still thinking about it
@@judechabot5120 yes-
@@hhttppss0 you still thinking about it?
@@percyswonderland no but thanks for the reminder
@@hhttppss0 still thinking about that?
jack:water has no taste
jack: *drinks water*
jack: DELICIOUS
*Kowalski analysis*
Waters flavor is the temperature
*If it's hot it tastes hot*
*If it's cold it taste cold*
*If it's warm it taste warm*
How
I
Don't
Know
But
It
Is
It tastes good if I'm thirsty, it tastes bland if I'm not.
This made me laugh congratulations
Ikr
“ I like warm pee” Jack: “I.. I don’t agree”
That made me laugh so hard!
Ahhhh... so you like it cold gotcha
Yup me too! 🤢🤢🤢
Put ice in it instead!
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this lol
"10/10 dentists don't recommend piss."
-Jacksepticeye 2019
Actually in medieveal times, to clean their teeth, people used a mixture of herbs and other stuff mixed with their own pee. No toothpaste? No problem!
@@etherealstars5766 My gosh. Well thats... Something i know now. Thanks stranger. XD
Medieval people did a lot of strange things.
6:57 literally made me cry because of laughter
"So we've just gone from someone who is addicted to drinking gasoline,to someone who is addicted to drinking assoline"🤣😂😭
"She's hurting on the inside"
Yeah her organs.
no fucking shit
It's just organs
"I fear no man"
"But that... thing"
(drinking one's own piss)
"I T S C A R E S M E"
Scared everyone
fuck i was about to do this meme lol
I think everyone is smart!
But that ... girl
*points at shannon*
She is an idiot
@@tenkoshigaraki1233 LOL
nah she gets her supply from sniper
If Shannon started smoking, she'd burst into flames
....I'm so sorry-
Breaking news : a woman caught running through the streets on fire! Is this the cause of some strange addiction . Me: I KNOW HER!
Bruhhhhh it’s 3:45 and I be thinkin she is da true human torch or if she was in the olympics she would be the torch and light the big torch
I’m going to hell for mass genocide, capitolism, and laughing at this comment.
@@woods2water-fishing *Olympics
Inky Stars thank you
As someone who struggles with germophobia, women like Carrie make me fear the outside world
I'm not sure if this helps any, but urine is actually a sterile solution. In the past people would even wash wounds out with it if there was no source of clean water available.
I'm not a germophobe, in fact I'm kind of a slob, but she scares me, too.
" Humans can't breathe liquids. I tried. " Me: " ... Jack, that's called drowning. "
both wrong - google "perfluorocarbon" :)
@@theherumuuto no
@Specter NoobSlayer well yeah, but sometimes he even refers to himself as Jack so.....
I am the one who corrects your facts - you can breathe a few liquids
@@theherumuuto vaporize and breathe it in
Jack: “I am a gladiator!”
Also Jack: “But that thing, (Points at Carrie) it scares me.”
I just started the video, and when I saw this, I thought of the horror movie
Yea it scares everybody
We scares lot didn't we?!!! a
"I fear no man. But that thing..."
*i like do drink my own piss.*
"It scares me."
What!!!?
poor heavy
Do?
*SNIPERS*
@@amieliskandar1361 im a sniper main tbh, i use the sleeper as well
"I like warm pee" - Carrie the pee lady
"I don't agree" - Jacksepticeye
I seriously couldn't stop laughing at that part
same
Bars for dayzzzz
You should’ve started that sentence with my dog stepped on a bee
@@The_Skrunklee_Little_Skrimbow
Amber: "My dog stepped on a bee"
Carrie: "I like warm pee"
Jack: "I don't agree"
@@h_vmpiri9349 Thank you good sir
“Water has no taste! its delicious!”
-Jacksepticeye, 2019
Lol
It's so good after waking from an alcohol bender. SOOOO GOOD!
Haha, well did you know that there is a country out there that literally drinks their urine after they wash out all of the urine-like chemicals? Look it up!
What time?
Its straight fuckin water man😂
Jack: Water's tasteless.
Also Jack: * sip *
Jackaboy: It's delicious!
Dammit beat me bye 21 minutes ago
Saw this while he did this lol
His name is sean
@@secretblue0290 I know lol it's just a habit of calling him jack
Sean: I'm a brave boy!
Carrie: I'm addicted to drinking my own urine
Also Sean: NOT BRAVE ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!
I cackled when he said "we went from drinking gasoline to assoline" i am wheezing lmao.
Same🤣
It literally made me cry out of laughter
The dude who is addicted to balloons has no chance against pennywise
What do you mean no chance? That dude is gonna marry the red baloon and raise pennywise as their kid
Naah man pennywise is gonna be so weirded out hed just go "Aight imma head out. Georgie come i'll buy you a real big boat"
THAT'S PROBABLY THE REASON HE LOVES THEM! you heccin genius
Oh a balloon. Why don't you come come home with me 😉 you could say I'm... looney
@@fianiramadhania4793 unfortunately, he tried to put his d in the balloon and it popped. Plus, pennywise tears his nutsack, empty out his testicles, and blows his sack like a balloon. This old man's cause of death is massive blood loss in his crotch.
Woman: drinks urine
Her body: here we go again
LMDAO
Her body will make the same pee again.
LMAOOOODJSK RJJS
For the balloon addiction, just imagine what a robbers reaction would be
_And I'm addicted to drinking gasoline_
*5 seconds of silence*
Jack: *UH IM SORRY, WHAt?*
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽
@@kieranhannon9470
{\_l}
( ;w·)
/ \
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 gallon of gasoline contains enough calories for a single average human lifetime.
@@zoleroid7027 damn
Jack: I fear no man. But that...
*girl drinking urine*
Jack: That scares me.
Lol i said that too
Wouldn't that scare you too? If she drinks urine, no telling what she'll do to you if you piss her off.
Relax That Not Pee that a cup of tea Or apple juice. 😅
@@zenovia1004 sure. If that helps you not want to throw your phone in the artic ocean.
lol also isn't that a tf2 reference
7:00 "From gasoline to assoline"
Jacksepticeye 2019
God DAMNIT
But piss doesn't come from the ass...
Rith Trelin r/woooooosh
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok, nobody ever let the gas drinking girl smoke a cigarette!
Jack: “Water has no flavor”
Also Jack: “Water’s delicious”
-Jack 2019
But it true tho
Waters flavor is its temperature, just think about it
We r the only ppl watching in 2019/2020 the ppl who drink their own pp and petrol are probably dead XD
God damnit
Did I post this twice?!
His name is Jack, and he approves this message
Doctor: ma’am i’m sorry to say but you have 24 hours to live
Shannon: but doctor why
Doctor: I think you know why
‘Jesus can walk on water, does that mean he can walk on your piss?’
Well, yes, but only 95% of the time
or, he sinks into 5 percent of it
like if he walked on a really deep pool of piss he would sink to like above toes or at ankles
lol
Oooof
Lol
Huhuhuhuhuhu
the other 5% is meanwhile being drunk by the piss woman
for anyone wondering the gasoline chick was not actually drinking gasoline, in fact it was water (if i remember right i did a ton of research on the matter) so dont worry about her safety (i dont know about the urine lady tho i look at it lol)
right
From what I've read, she passed away at 26.
Imagine how bad she smells! That is freaking nasty!
Shannon?
I'm Savivira you just walk up to Carie and your like oh hi Ca Ca Carie I’m sorry but what the fuck is that smell?
Carrie it’s my piss
Jack I’m sorry what
Carrie: a hint of lemon
Jack: hahaha
Carrier i use it on my skin, nose, and eyes
Jack: 🤢🤮
Jack: i can’t I just can’t watch this no more
@@katiebear8736 CACA HAHHAHAHAHA
Women: putting piss in her eye
Jack: - screaming
Me- dying of laughter and rolling across the floor like I’m having a seizure
ME TOO I thought it was just me that that it was funny
I legit sounded like a spray bottle lmao
im afraid too
Lol same!🤣🤣
At that part I just died on the
Uses piss to brush teeth
Me: what is this ancient Rome
No it’s Unus Annus
@@noperope1208 aaaaaaaa AAAAAAA PEEEE SAUNAAAAAAA
I...I would like an explanation please. What were they doing?!?
No I think it's 2020 about the same level of intelligence
Summary of this video:
-that girl is slowly killing herself
-urine can somehow taste like lemon
-the guy is at least aware intellectually that balloons aren't alive.
Questions I have after watching this video:
-How long is it going to take for Shannon's body to heal from drinking all that gasoline?
-Can Jesus walk on pee?
-Is his wife a looner? if so, is she a popper or non popper?
my name is lilly...and i’m addicted to...
breathing...
i just love the way it feels as i exhale and inhale.
Hhahahahhahaah
I love breathing
Look same here!
Tastes like siliva
*N o m e*
Imagine how bad she smells as a whole. I'm surprised that she doesnt wash her clothes in urine too- I am scarred for life
He didn't finish the video... maybe she does. DX
Same
🤣🤣🙃
guess you can say she's... taking the piss😎
Don't give her ideas.
Lady Drinks pee: a little lemony
Lemonade: you know I’m also lemony
It is and i love it
Um
Plot twist:lemon seeds are made with pee
I like the smell of if but I don't want to chug chug
You know, I'm something of a citric-acid myself..
I've seen the balloon man clip before and i had the EXACT same reaction when he said 'my wife'
Jack:*screams in disgust*
Camera:*focuses on the board that says “LAUGH”*
*laughs* hahaha waow so funy good one camera
...but poor Sean, like-
11:06
Jack: I fear no man
[girl putting piss into her nose and eyes]
Jack: But that thing, it scares me..
U B I l l c y f e r
Her: I liKe wArM pEe,
Jack: I dont agree
Very poetic
Bars
Lards
Ur like just 666
Shannon is secretly the Terminator.
*Jack* I fear nothing
*Women drinking pee*
*Jack* but that scares me
Helereas
Ooo hmm
It scares me more
What scares me more is that this isn't the correct format, the correct meme format would be:
I fear no man
but _that_ thing
* woman drinking urine *
_it scares me_
@David Still Woman INJECTING pee*
Me:*drinking coffee*
Jack: "IT LOOKS LIKE COFFEE!"
Also me: proceeds to gag and throw coffee in the sink
@Sonic Ninja Poor coffee T-T
Same
Well that sucks
*Narrator* "But julius' obsession with balloons goes beyond shapes and colours"
*Jack* "Uh-oh.."
I was looking at the comments looking for this comment I saw a glimpse of earlier but didn't want to spoil and read the comment as it was happening.
*BALLOON D I L D O*
*why do i hear boss music*
Julius: "I mean don't you like to hug and kiss a woman that you love?"
Gab: *exists with Jack*
“I’m addicted to drinking my urine” Sean: Hol up Me: 𝗟𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗽
“So, we’ve just went from someone who’s addicted to drinking gasoline, to someone who is addicted to drinking Assoline. Excellent!”
Excellent joke from sean
Jack:
"Water, it has no taste or smell, it's delicious."
Seàn
Traci Moyer u stupid?
Lean Mean Green Bean Machine his name is Sean
@@tracimoyer9879 well you can actually call him either Jack or Seàn so 🤷♀️
Straight fucking water ;]
*it was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen **_everything_*
Lmao 😂
Accurate overview of this
Shannon: "I promise not to drink gasoline anymore."
Also Shannon: gLuG gLuG
Haha gasoline go brrrr!
imagine if one day she woke up and when she talked it went “vrooooum vrooooum vroooooooooooum”
@@laurenmakenzie6458 shannon be like: Im a car!
The doctors at the hospital, watching her derail into a crazy, husk of a person who thinks she’s a car: ......ok then..
@@laurenmakenzie6458 funny
How is she alive rn?
I made it to the point where the piss lady said she used piss for toothpaste, they I couldn't do it, I couldn't finish the video. Thanks Jack, you made me lose my faith in humanity again!🤣
Jack: Its not my water its everybodys water
Nestlé: Wait THATS ILLEGAL
It just went from gasoline to assoline. - jacksepticeye
Me: "Balloon man sounds pretty wholesome."
Balloon man: "It's also a sexual love."
Me: "Can there be no innocence in this Hell we call Life?"
Evil Cat to be fair, it was the tamest one in this episode
At least he wasnt drinking balloon carcuses...🤔🤔🤔
You know, balloons contribute a lot of rubber/non-biodegradable waste in the world.
As weird as it is, he's helping the planet.
Anyone else come back to Sean's videos from two years ago to gage where you were emotionally?
Pure chaos. 😂 I was also teetering on the edge of a mental breakdown around this time.
“Gasoline to assoline”
- Jacksepticeye 2019
This is such a memable video
“If it hurts you that’s not it feeling good. Hurting Is nature way of telling you to stop”
*masochism rates drops to zero*
;-; wish that was true
Uhm I like pain tho
Carebear UwU who doesn’t
Doom Fish okay then I’m not a person XD
𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰~
*Carrie:* I like warm pee.
*Sean:* I . . . I don't agree.
I like it in my pants
BLAHHHHHH PEE GROSS WATER YUM
@@Valetravelgames EWWWW BRUH
@@eevee_awsom2631 what xD
Oliver Pocock I died when he he said that😂😂😂
Plot twist: Shannon is actually a robot that runs on an engine.
Shannon: I’m addicted to drinking gasoline.
Lady: Hold my piss
This made me fucking cry laughing thank you🤣🤣
Wow lol
Someone tell Shannon to never become a fire swallower
@@javenrussell3011 That would be an awesome burp.
xD you got me so hard on that one
“I like warm pee”
Jack the rapper- “I don’t agree~”
It does sound good with a beat 😌
Jack the rapper. I see what you did there.
I READ THIS AS JACK THE RIPPER AND FOR SOME REASON THAT MADE IT FUNNIER
@Rajnandini Mukhopadhyay Jack the ripper isn't he that serial killer back in 1800s in london or something.
Nice rhymes man.
MAN I THOUGHT THE BALOON THING WAS SO WHOLESOME AND THEN IT GOT ALL *W E I R D*
That's why we have a gasoline shortage and the prices go high
Jack: WHATER HAS NO TASTE!
also Jack: ITS FUHKIN DELISHOUS!
Or really water does have a taste but it's just the base of all liquid taste
Caleb Hannigan water’s taste is its temperature
Normal Water does have a taste but it just has no flavour also taste depends which water company u buy ur water bottles
Water has a taste..mmmmmmmm taste like temperature
So we went from drinking gasoline to drinking assoline. -Jacksepticeye 2019
Ehhh....right
@@prayforme4777 it's not wrong
@@FizBliz what's not wrong
@@prayforme4777 Are you joking
I can’t tell
"Hurting is nature's way of telling you to fooking stop"
- Jacksepticeye 2019
Pain is your body internally screaming
*BITCH WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP !*
Jack:water has no taste
Also Jack:ITS DELECIOS
*my car runs out of fuel*
Me: *Looks at Shannon* Yo Shannon i need you to vomit into my gas tank!
Shannon: Sorry wait a sec imma go shit out my intestines
I’m laughing so hard at this cause my names actually Shannon😂
@@Shannon-fe5ee same
@@Shannon-fe5ee I'm so sorry to do this but....X,D 😂😂😂
@@Shannon-fe5ee *pats the hood of my car, looks at you with a grin and repeatedly raises my eyebrows* eh? Eeeehhh?
Pee: ima head out
Pee again: ima head in
Water: imma stay out
Violet soul what
Lucky the Duck she dosenet drink water cuz she’s drinking piss
@@firedragon9966 right
*aight*
Normal person (for example Jack): has about 70% water in his body
Gasoline girl: has about 70% Gasoline in her body
Urin girl: has about 70% urin in her body
MelaniaLovesRockAndRoll XD No, Jack is Irish. His body is 70% whiskey.
It's urine 😂
Lit
Literally as soon as the girl said she drinks gas I said “I’m sorry what?” Then not seconds later I hear jack say exactly that
“We went from someone who is addicted to drinking gasoline to someone who is addicted to drinking assoline.” -Jacksepticeye (2019)
Yes😂
That’s was really good for him
"julius' wife refused to participate in filming"
understandable, have a nice day
"Goes down smooth"
"It's delicious!"
It's STRAIGHT FUCKIN WATER
Mmm ""one drink of urine and gasoline later"" 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Mumbling Blazer actually it’s only 95% water
@@Yettii8988 you can't say that here that's nsfw
More like 95% fucking water so it nsfw
Looked it up. It also has ammonia and carbon dioxide, fun right? 🤣
"That's deep but not as deep as that gasoline in her system" that had me dead😂
"i put urine in my eyes"
me, shaking my head violently & holding my face: you can't,,, do that,,,,,,, you can't do that,,,,
I think you wanna use these -> ............
what,,,,,no way,,,,,I didn't like that,,,,,,thanks
Ah but you CAN XD
"If Jesus can walk on water, can he walk on your piss?"
Jack asks the real questions here.
What about:
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim in the air?
*wouldn't that be flying?*
Gaming Mania bruh, what are YOU saying? Did you mean “water in the air” instead?
If humans are 70% water does that mean Jesus can *WaLk AlL oVeR uS fOoLiSh MoRtAlS*
When I was in middle school, there was a day I was waiting for the bus. It was so windy, I leaned into the wind and could pick my feet up off the ground. Weirdest feeling. Also, I did some breast stroke and moved forward a bit. So, it’s possible.
@@gsusfrk333 r/thathappened
9:27
Lady who drinks piss : Mmm mabye a little lemony
Jack : THE FAACK OUTTA MY LINE!
*DETAINED*
Lmao
It’s little potatoe mans wife
“Your piss is 95 percent water..does that mean Jesus can walk on your piss?”
I WAS DEAD AND GONE
SAME I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT-
"If your piss is 95% water, does that mean Jesus can walk on your piss?" has to be one of the greatest existential questions I have ever heard in my life.
I’m scared
jesus just appears on your steady stream of piss and crab shuffles and kicks you in the face, spraying your piss everywhere
Amitte Sukku INDEED
He's just ankle deep in your piss
Lol
A laugh a day keeps the gasoline at bay
-Jacksepticeye, future polluter of oceans
"It's Christmas time!"
- Jacksepticeye, June 2019
beep beeple what’s really sad is that I work at hallmark and it’s literally only June and we have ornaments already 😭😭
Sup brother
@@thebonelady34 oh damn
I just realised that jack can make anything funny
Jack: I fear no man
But that thing
*Piss woman*
It scares me
The rock one scared him
Mine Turtle I saw this when the scene came
Me: looks at what day it is “13 June”
Jack: It is Christmas time
Yes same thought
That's my birthday!?!?!?
In SA it is winter now , June
Jack: “I fear no man, but that thing...”
*demonetization*
Also jack: “it scares me”
No no I.. I ain't talking about that freak alright. He's not here is he?! How do I get this thing of
I was just thinking of that meme
LaLaLa_VieEnRose thank you 😂😂😂
Nice reference😀👍.
people always told me not to grow my hair out. They would say shit like... "Long hair is for girls" and "You'll look stupid". 4 years later and my hair is so long. Glad to know you not like them. I know this might seem kinda generic but, you are one of my favorite youtubers. Thanks for motivating me to keep growing my mop of mine. :)