@@8l751 beat the absolute shit out of a prostitute when she bit onto his tongue and wouldn’t let go. Don’t know why that would make him scary though. Unless you’re a stupid prostitute that bites peoples’ tongues and won’t let go, in which case you deserve to have some sense knocked into you.
"From one energetic, fast-talking, loudmouth to another, *sLoW tHE fUCk DowN*, okay?!" Jack is officially the motor-mouth standard we should all strive for.
"We're gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time!" "If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand, kids can do it." "*G A W L I C*"
2 years ago Vince showed us the new best thing- the slap chop But now we have the next best thing... ✨Ronnie✨ ✨And his ultimate Irish prep bowl✨ We have a new God-
Just felt the need to tell you that I the past month I've been watching at least 3 of your "laugh" videos a day and it has definitely helped turned my mood/difficult days around. So thank you for the laughs!
But it's not even the fabric that stops it. Its the plates inside that do. The fabric just catches the broken bits of the bullet so that they don't go all over the place and hit everybody around it. Shame on that salesman. Now Florida man is going is going to wrap that hose around himself when robbing a gun store. I guess that's a good thing, but good people could be mislead too.
Vince: (goes up to random person with his camera crew) I'm going to make America skinny one slap at a time. Random person: Wait who the hell are you gu.... Vince: (Slaps his belly with the power of sham wow making him throw up instantly) See? One slap at a time.
0:53 Sean: BUH B-BUH Sean's dad: honey! come quick! the baby's about to say his first words! can you say Daddy? Sean: BUUUH Seans' dad: that's it! Sean: BUH B- *LAUGH*
*overheard in Jack's kitchen* *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES! what's he doing? Making salad with his brand new slap chop
For me 9:00 to 9:15 is the FUNNIEST part Just due to the pure natural overwhelmingness that jack has when hearing Vince talk a mile a minute and Destroying the food, the zoom ins, the flinches the “Fuken hell” it’s a great 15.5 seconds and the more you watch it the funnier it gets I always laugh
Kid: Mom, what are we gonna have for dinner? Mom: *puts potato in the slap chop* Mom: We're having MASHED POTATOES! *repeatedly slaps potato with slap chop*
Jack, Thank you for existing, these Funniest Home Videos have gotten me through a lot and I hope you continue being the big ball of joy we all know and love.
Ali107 how queer people laugh. (Not an insult to Jack, was talking about how it looks like you wrote Bi which is short for bisexual, no offense toward anyone meant)
I actually like the intro last time L-is for lovers who love one another A-is for ass of which i like to eat U-is for u're the only one for me G-is for the only gamer i see H-is for happy,i always feel it When you put it together what do you get *LAUGH*
Came back to this video after discovering my parents had not one, but TWO slap chops that they had stored away. I had to show them this video to get them to understand why I was so excited about it 😂
the transition between "bingo" and "laugh" is soooo smooth
Ik you can't see the edit at all!
Even with 0.25x speed, its hella smooth
descriqtion yeah
Blaugh?
descriqtion IKR!
"Look at my nuts,"
"With just one hand"
*"Even kids can do it!"*
Oh no
That's when you here FBI OPEN UP
Ah yes, congrats, 69 likes-
Luke Skywakers *H....hear....
Legitskitgit great idea 👍
*kids love my nuts*
Vince: **exists**
Any food within a walking distance: **chuckles** I’m in danger
Jk funny
[Trashmouth] 500th like
*within slapping distance
Food and prostitutes within chopping range
BBBB BBBB BBBB FBI OPEN UP
Even after 3 years, Sean freaking out when Vince starts speeding away with the Slap Chop advertisement still makes me laugh- XD
Same after 5 years
Atleast that’s what it says
1:00 that was the smoothest transition I have ever seen in my life
It absolutely is I kept rewinding it's so good
😂 it is!
I’m still befuddled on how he got that to be so smooth and whole.
I don’t understand!!
it was buttery
@@GmrGy611 I know his secret....
Jack: don’t put butter on veggies
Also jack: wants to eat straight butter
Who doesn't 🙃
I drank butter one time. I hated it. I felt unhealthy for some reason.
@@Sode_GrapeNephilim hmmmmm you must have not ate enough
@@acid_milktea9106 please no. Don't force me to drink more butter😫
@@Sode_GrapeNephilim ok:3
Vince: abusing potatoes
Sean: we don't do that here
Vince says it's a potato but it looks like a apple
My good human, I agree. But I’ve used a slap chop, because my friend has one. It’s freaking great
King Undead So between us we have confirmed that both the slap chop and bowl like work. Who else has bought this shit? We need to verify this shit
I love how Jack genuinely looks scared of Vince
Well, anyone who knows his history is rightly scared.
@@skechyassmofo what did he do?
@@8l751 he hired a hooker, she bit the tip of his tounge off and he beat the shit out of her. He was later arrested.
@@8l751 beat the absolute shit out of a prostitute when she bit onto his tongue and wouldn’t let go. Don’t know why that would make him scary though. Unless you’re a stupid prostitute that bites peoples’ tongues and won’t let go, in which case you deserve to have some sense knocked into you.
He finally found a louder man
People reacting to Jacksepticeye: This guy has so much energy.
Vince: Hold my nuts.
Oh god 😂😂😂😂
Lmao
This made me ACTUALLY laugh loudly so thank you ahhahahahah
Lmfao
This genuinely made me laugh thank you!
The transition from “Bingo” to Laugh was TOO FUCKING SMOOTH!
Right!?
Yeah i agree
Yep
Bro you made me go back and watch it again
I wish Robin was my editor, but then again he would be bored as hell because I make shitty videos
"The fabric in this bulletproof vest is so strong... it can stop a speeding bullet!"
WELL I FUCKIN HOPE SO-
Facts
Underrated
Bullets have speed limits? Does the vest pull them over?
@@johnbarr3267 the bullets slow down a bit when passing the vest.
“Yeah, I sure hope it does”
Jack: "You walk past the kitchen and you hear *slap* *slap* *slap* , what's he doing in there?" He's beating the meat...
THIS DESERVES MORE LIKEX.
@@DrYeet2704 Cheers!
He beats more than meat... 👀😬
That transition between “Bingo” and “Laugh” was FLAWLESS! 0:58
IKR WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT
Between*
I said that aloud at 2 am
@Infinity Bros mhm
HOW??? IT'S SO SMOOTH!
“Ah I fakin love bacon.”
Last thing a pig hears before it enters the slaughter room.
8:05 right???
Holy crap that's funny 😂😆
8:11
Oh gosh That's dark but AMAZING 🤣🤣
Vegans everyhere
Me: **drops butter**
House: **explodes**
Hate when that happens man.
@@watchthiscupid happens to the best of us
Sucks so much
Thanks Lafayette,
@@projectretro8243 no problem homie
2:09 his smile when they introduced EZ BUTTER melts my heart
-like butter
"From one energetic, fast-talking, loudmouth to another, *sLoW tHE fUCk DowN*, okay?!"
Jack is officially the motor-mouth standard we should all strive for.
Spitting straight facts!
@@FireNinja666 at high speeds and high volumes
Nobody:
Jacksepticeye: *very loud noises*
Vince: *slamming potatoes hard on desk*
Jackabio: JESUS
JACKABIO HES EVOLVED FROM SEPTIC TO BIOWEAPON
@@thelegacyshow4248 RUN, HES UNSTOPPABLE NOW, WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED
YES
I LOVE THESE REPLIES
Best quotes is this video:
"I can't wait to butter my muffins."
"You add the pickle, you add the onion."
"You're gonna love my nuts."
"We're gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time!"
"If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand, kids can do it."
"*G A W L I C*"
“Just enjoy the simple pleasure of a heart attack.”
'Vince is sitting there molesting food'
no no no the best quote was
Jack: we are deffinetly a real family and not paid actooooooooooooooooooooooooors
PTSD from the slap chop advert
Imagine you're in a restaurant and the server brings out the EZButter like it's the parmesan man from Olive Garden.
I totally forgot about that. I haven't been in olive garden in years.
Okay but whY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SEAMLESS TRANSITION WHEN HE SLAPPED THE BOARD
Because he only masked the word bingo over there word laugh and removed it as he slapped the board. Not a transition but a simple asset removal
@@toxickrush still pretty cool thougg
The first time I watched this video I thought it was magic from the laughing man himself.
@@toxickrush dont ruin it buddy
I realized I became Captain Disillusion for a second there xD sorry
No one:
Whiteboard:
Sean: LAUGH *slaps whiteboard very aggressively*
Whiteboard*cries in red, blue, green, orange, and purple*
whiteboard: *d a d d y*
STOP THE WHITEBOARD ABUSE!!!
TMNT
“OOOHH! I can’t wait to butter my muffins”
-Jacksepticeye 2019
Ngl, kinda sounds like that Adult Swim skit about the suggestively shaped "Salad Mixxxer"
D A S A L A D M I X E R
: )
:
):
:
)
:
Sean: *in his kitchen slapping food with Slap chop*
Evelyn (not sure how to spell it!): there he goes again...abusing our food
"He would be able to sell water to a drowning man"
Jack's Quote of the year
XD
No dude... that's just a saying...
He means that he would be able to sell more water to him even though it's the thing that is killing the man.
@@Keagen804 i know
I think belle could do it better
That transition was pure art. It was seamless. He looked like he didn’t move
I guess you could say it’s... seanless
Kabeer Kishore no... no you couldn’t
it wasn't really that hard to do
it wasn't really that hard to do
Yes so much
“Here’s how to order!”
**complete silence**
**even more silence**
Jack: HOW DO I ORDER
that made me laugh out loud
Laugh!
2 years ago Vince showed us the new best thing- the slap chop
But now we have the next best thing...
✨Ronnie✨
✨And his ultimate Irish prep bowl✨
We have a new God-
and yet we are still waiting for Jack to use the slap chop
@@chloehenry5039 HE'S TAKING FOREVER!!!!!
@@Hakuryuuishotaf we need to take a stand and rally the troops if 5,000 people can get a sonic moddle changed what can 28M of us can do
And grannies still got arthritis
@@thetwomind5912 RIP Granny...
“You can’t start a video with a gun shot!”
* Robin inserts Sean’s high five intro *
Very nice, Robin. Very nice 👏🏻
Gallifreyan_Hunter you mean Vince?
Kenziedog who the fuck is Vince
Gallifreyan_Hunter was a misunderstanding ok I’ll go know
- leaves -
I would kill to hear that sound effect more....
No one:
Not a single soul:
Jack: *sexualizes butter*
How does he do it? Marvellous
Yeah spread it on my muffins
People have done it before and it will be done again as r34 says "if it exists theres porn of it" whether you like it or not
Its 1am rn and i cant stop 😂 laughing
People have been doing it for a long time, trust me.
"if you're going to eat your greens, don't slather it with butter."
Me: *Stares in Southern*
NO
* Stares in Heart Disease*
.....
We slather everything in butter down here...
I relate to this too much
11:26 Vince: you’re gonna love my nuts
Me: that’s way out of context 😂
"Ooh! I can't wait to butter my muffins!"
-Jacksepticeye, 2019
ʆѳѵɛʆy cɦiɱ cɦiɱ hey
I read it as he said it... weird
@@Barney-rs4vq hello
**perv face**
😏😏😏😏
0:54 the editing is incredible.
ikr
It was seamless
@@jesterjacks3933 or SEANless... okay, I'll shut up.
@@plasmafan2659 I'll protect you from Millicent cause I loved your joke
@@Astarust Don't worry, I have a robot that already does that... Although it needs a bit of tweaking
“Here’s how to order.”
*Absolute Silence*
Just felt the need to tell you that I the past month I've been watching at least 3 of your "laugh" videos a day and it has definitely helped turned my mood/difficult days around. So thank you for the laughs!
15:28
Actor:
“ The fabric in this *bullet-proof vest* can stop a *speeding bullet* “
Me:
“ Hm, yes ”
“ *the floor here is made out of floor* ”
Big brain
“Hm, yes, the floor is matter”
But it's not even the fabric that stops it. Its the plates inside that do. The fabric just catches the broken bits of the bullet so that they don't go all over the place and hit everybody around it. Shame on that salesman. Now Florida man is going is going to wrap that hose around himself when robbing a gun store. I guess that's a good thing, but good people could be mislead too.
Jaketheaxman go home bro
69 likes
Hehe
Jack: "if your going to eat your greens, eat your greens, don't slather them in butter"
Me: ya slather them in CHEESE
N O
Slather then in BEANS
@@Djsrevenge I know it’s bad but I almost want to try that
*C H E E S E*
Slather them in m i l k
that editing between bingo and laugh was so smooth I had to watch it 30 times
Same my dude
Me too
He composed it of two clips. It's impossible to stay that still while someone else writes laugh on the board.
Y.G.G.O my EGGO sameee
Same I was like wtf is that magic
"It's alive! RICHARD"
I about pissed myself lmfaooo
10:05 While Jack was going on about making fun of Vince, I was thinking:
*"YOU WANT PYRAMIDS? WE GOT EM BABY!"*
Project Human you want pets? EASY!!
THIS GAME IS STILL RELEVANT GOD DAMNIT!
He bullys me
*game theme music starts playing*
I could hear this comment before finishing it. x)
The white board changing from “bingo” to “laugh” has truly baffled me... Jack is either a level 3 Wizard or that editing is just 👌🏻
I'm sticking with the wizard theory
@@maxrequisite same
Watching it in slow mo is even better
Hes just secretly the leader of the magic circle
Level 500 wizard
"I can't wait to butter my muffins"
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"There it goes, squeezing itself dry"
Inappropriate jokes.
welp. there goes my monitization :-/
i just got f$cking dem$netized
😂
😏
[12:53] "I legitimately want this product." The power of Vance, folks. He's gotten Shaun now
"Make America skinny, one slap at a time!" I'm imagining Vince going around and slapping people so hard, they end up skinny.
Omg yasss lmao
Vince: (goes up to random person with his camera crew) I'm going to make America skinny one slap at a time.
Random person: Wait who the hell are you gu....
Vince: (Slaps his belly with the power of sham wow making him throw up instantly) See? One slap at a time.
So we all thinking the same thing right?
And if your order one you still get a free graty
Sean: slaps board with LAUGH
Connor: slaps papers on table
Vince: slaps food on table
Vince @ food: TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!
Sierra Davis 28 LAUGHS
0.O I GET THE CONNECTIONS
Davie: slapps B A S S
Jack: COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOU
Me: Don’t do it
Me: Don’t do it
Me: Don’t do it
TH-cam: *movie ad*
TH-cam: enjoys yourself d*psh*t
CAPS LOCK I got afk legends lol
It happened to me too
I got an ad 😂
I got AFK arena
18:38
Made me laugh so much with the realisation
I swear..somebody needs to turn jack hitting that white board into a meme! Have him hit it repeatedly to a beat...lol
J
I yeet my meat to the beat(no I don’t)
KnifeWifePeri 28 *SLAP* WOUNDS
@@demonhunterjj180 J
Yasss
0:53
Sean: BUH B-BUH
Sean's dad: honey! come quick! the baby's about to say his first words! can you say Daddy?
Sean: BUUUH
Seans' dad: that's it!
Sean: BUH B- *LAUGH*
* puts in box of disappointment *
Ha good one
Heh
*seán*
*D:*
No one:
Not a single soul:
Vince: *YoUr GoNnA LovE mY nUtS*
Vince no you can't do this to me man
Zarek Sunrhodes “you can do it with one finger,your whole hand even kids can do it”
0VER USED
Disconnection OFFLINE what is Yuooujoituikuiikijklokjjpik
Vincent?
I remember when this video came out...time flies. Thanks for bringing me so much joy over the years Jack 💙
11:43
"You gonna love my nuts"
"Even kids can touch it"
*FBI OPEN UP*
Sean made me *LMFAO*
*overheard in Jack's kitchen*
*slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES *slap* TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES!
what's he doing?
Making salad with his brand new slap chop
he's gonna "top of the morning" all the way to midnight if keep that up
Why hi5 real people, when you can hi5 foods and make yourself breakfast while doing so
That’s how he’ll make the new high five sound effect
Esto te va a... Fascinar!!!
jack-wazowski: "lube for ur mashed potatoes"
will smith: "ahh thats hot"
Eddy burback: “Thats real hot”
Chris Ramsay: “Thats a hot one”
Sean Evans: “Welcome to Hot Ones”
Lube for OUR mashed potatoes
(ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ)
Leaving the timestamp of the moment that made me laugh uncontrollably so I can get back to it
5:42
Same
Hello person im reminding you for this
Reminder
Jacksepticeye films horror movies.
The Butterning.
The Butterning 2.
The Butterning: HALF A SLICE
The Butterning: FOUR SLICES PER TABLE SPOON
Master Of Potatoes
The Butterning: Return of my Nuts
"Just enjoy they simple pleasure of a HeArT aTtAcC"
Directed by the microwave
Starring bacon wave
Does anyone just love the sound of jacksepticeye laughing
YES
No that’s weird lmao
Matthew Crane it’s not weird
Finn Brown yes it is
Laughing makes me smile so yep😁
For me 9:00 to 9:15 is the FUNNIEST part Just due to the pure natural overwhelmingness that jack has when hearing Vince talk a mile a minute and Destroying the food, the zoom ins, the flinches the “Fuken hell” it’s a great 15.5 seconds and the more you watch it the funnier it gets I always laugh
facts
"What the F*CK is happening"
Honestly, I was going to say that myself, because in those 15 seconds, it’s like he’s had control of everything and then lost all of it.
Jacksepticeye is so wholesome and chaotic at the same time, i also really hope he continues to play turbo dismount
“Vince is out here ABUSING food”
...also hookers-
😶
This entire video I was like.. but wait until he finds out about--
Ya boi Wtf
guys jow has youtube not tooken this down
"You're Gonna Love My Nuts"
4:05 " That sounds weirdly sexual"
And with one sentence, Jack has described his whole channel
Owen McLaughlin omg true
Sean's mom: *"Say mommy!"*
Sean: *"M-m-m-m..."*
*L A U G H*
Omg yes
it was bingo
..
Itz_Gacha_MEH UwU it was a joke
...
Hey ma!
That's my name
I don’t see anyone appreciating the captions for this video because i about died laughing at the “fucking gunshots-“ and the odd fonts 😭
I love that Jack doesn't know who Vince or what the Slap Chop is.
He was actually last seen slap-chopping a prostitute lmao
I was hoping someone would say that lmao
"lmao"
I was gonna commenting about Vince but thankfully the internet never forgets.
What, im confused?
Should've used a No-Kink Connector Protector.
Narrator lady: "EvErYoNe LoVeS bUtTeR"
Jack: *Is TrIgGeRd*
Jack: Chaotic Neutal
Vince: Chaotic Chaos
"Neutal"
Was that a d'n'd reference
Joseph Tilbrook yes
Sean’s edits make the clips so much better
Me: turns up volume cause I can’t here anything
Jack: HEY EVERYONE *BASE INTENSIFIES*
*never again*
I put my phone on max volume and got jumpscared from his
HI EVERYONE
Gets caught in middle of night “ crap”
Vince: Abuses potato and mushroom*
Sean: Wha- STAHP D:
Commercial: Starts video with gun shot
Seán: What the hell!?!?!
Also Seán: used to destroy fans eardrums with high-five sound
Ik I feel so bad for the people that had their headphones on full blast man lmao 😂
"4 slices per tablespoon" Welcome to 'Muricuh, Sean. For some reason, we measure with literally anything *but* metric. lmao
I love it when he says, “WE’RE REAL PEOPLE,NOT ACTOOOORS!!!”
"You can't start a video with a gunshot, I thought I was gonna die!" *insert jack's WAPSHH intro sound* hahahha
MartinK TOPOFTHEMORNINTOYALADDIESMYNAMEISJACKSEPTICEYE
Charlie Brown's teacher
he doesn't do it at the beginning anymore =[
@@daniellegao8939 well yeah because he loss his boss powers
"Here's how to order!"
*Deafening Silence*
Feel like the meme of the waiter looking around confused wouldve fit well into here lol
@@chadboyle4107 you mean, john travolta?
@@garavonhoiwkenzoiber yes
@@chadboyle4107 he's not a waiter, he's a mob hitman
@@garavonhoiwkenzoiber ah, didn't know that
You can’t lie,the boiled egg part of the slap chop ad is FLAWLESS.
Kid: Mom, what are we gonna have for dinner?
Mom: *puts potato in the slap chop*
Mom: We're having MASHED POTATOES! *repeatedly slaps potato with slap chop*
Ok.
MASHED POTATOES. *whips out ez butter*. With BUTTER
O.........k...........then......,..........
This comment was a waist of time
Child: NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!
3:19 "Just squeeze and you'll crap your pants in seconds"
I will never unhear this
I actually laughed out loud.
what I think when I need to "go" in school
and its really close
I think it’s prep your pan
@@spicysalami2643 nah, i think it's crap your pants
Happy Valentine's Day. You know what I love? This show!
*LAUGH*
‘The fabric in this bullet-proof vest is so strong it can stop a speeding bullet’
I-
What is that sentence lmao
0:58 CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW GOOD THAT TRANSITION WAS
(Edit thank you so much for the likes lol)
Yes we can...So good lol XD
👍 yep
HOLY F@%K YOUR RIGHT
Yeah
@@mr.breton6314 you need to CHILL the fuck up
1:00 that transition is sooo good
👌
what transition?
Damn it you got me
👌
There is no transitions it’s *Magic*
I didn't even notice it the first time 😂
1:00 is better
You can’t answer to that ringtone without saying “What’s the sitch?” !
I was gonna say that when I heard that ringtone
*call me*
*beep me*
*if you wanna reach me*
“ if I have enough of my butter with bacon, it’ll be enough to last through hibernation” lol
THE BINGO TO LAUGH TRANSITION WAS PERFECT!!!!
Watched it like 100 times and it's seamless 😶, props to Robin
Absolutely perfect, seamless transition!
@@mrwruble1842 you missed the chance to say "it was a seanless reaction"
@@karendavidson7752 You're totally right! Dammit!
Agreed-Editors make the world go frickin’ ‘ROUND! One of the MAJOR unsung heroes in the entertainment industry...❤️
"we’re a real family and NoT pAiD AcToRs!!!" lmao love you jack
lmao
lmao
@Kyle The Motherfucking Manager STFU
Director: perfect no one will be suspicious at all
Alternative title “ Seán kinkshames the entire internet and their bloodlines.”
Bruh no
Oh fuck it’s true
Damn
Jack, Thank you for existing, these Funniest Home Videos have gotten me through a lot and I hope you continue being the big ball of joy we all know and love.
Guy: Why does my life feel incomplete?
Me: Do you have a Slap Chop?
Guy: A what?
Me: I see the problem
Instead of saying I We the problem I’d say *sit the fuck down bitch storytime*
this is the best thing i've read all week xD
_"Coming soon, to a theater near you.."_
**Addams Family ad plays-**
I saw that movie
Carrie Hembry same
Lol
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
No one:
Sèan: Why don't we just make nuclear bomb shelters out of these f*cking brass bullet big baby backed rib boys
nice try with the accent
“Vince is god and Vince has a slap chop, and that is the solution to all of life’s problems” -Seán, 2019
*B I - B I - B I - - L A U G H*
*BUH*
Insta-like
*BRUH*
*LAUGH*
Ali107 how queer people laugh. (Not an insult to Jack, was talking about how it looks like you wrote Bi which is short for bisexual, no offense toward anyone meant)
I actually like the intro last time
L-is for lovers who love one another
A-is for ass of which i like to eat
U-is for u're the only one for me
G-is for the only gamer i see
H-is for happy,i always feel it
When you put it together what do you get
*LAUGH*
I started reading this like the fun song in spongebob
theluckyjustin Someone needs to make that a Video.
U is for “ur gonna love my nuts”
Imagine he’s preparing to do his intro but accidentally hits his head on his desk when he jumps up
Thank you for that image right as I was taking a big gulp of soda. 😂😂😂
Well, if Brad edits Jack's videos, we would see those accidents.
That would hilarious 🤣.
Pretty sure it has happened once
Lmao omg if he did he needs to do a blooper video and put it in
Came back to this video after discovering my parents had not one, but TWO slap chops that they had stored away. I had to show them this video to get them to understand why I was so excited about it 😂
Don't we all come back here just to laugh our butts on this masterpiece 😂
I snorted when he said "I can't wait to butter my muffins!" Perfect comment, that was perfect.
@gacha angel ok, congrats?
Me: *grabs my bingo boards and dotters*
Jack: no
69th like
Roommate: puts toast crumbs on butter
Jack: some men just want to watch the word burn
I'm dying at "uWUoOOoOOO i can't *WAIT* to b UTt ER mY muffins" 😂😂
Same
r/imhavingastroke XD
4:02
@@lordofsiberia4972 lmao i like your profile pic
@@thephoenix1643 t h a n c
jack: you know what i'm not gonna be able to do- ad: join large scale battles