This made me think of using those grabby hands, putting toilet paper in it and wiping. I also think of Pikachu, but a fox with the head of Obama, but Obama’s a clown.
Imagine you acidently use the uro club while your golfing, and you swing it so hard when it hits the ball, it breaks, and everyone gets sprayed by old musty piss thats been in there for days
*In the meantime, Gerald on the golf course has just finished half a bottle of cranberry juice and vodka* Gerald: *Slosh* Jerry: *Glances over* Gerald: *Nervous pissing* Jerry: What are you doing under your shirt, Gerald? Gerald: Uhh, nothing..
"I never look like I need a haircut, and I never look like I've ever had a haircut, if anything- it never looks like I have hair, but it always looks like I _do_ have hair- you know what I'm saying, Gary?" "Yeah, kids are weird."
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa The lady saying that made me want to see if the product is still around. I feel like that's when my hair looks the best and I can't replicate that myself. I don't trust anybody else to cut my hair because they always go too short and I look like Courtney Cox from Scream 3.
I know this comment is kinda old, and I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, and I truly apologize if this comes off as rude, but I think he was confused because A) They didn't have any demonstration of the product, and B) the commercial kept looping back to the reason the people advertising the product think abled people might buy it. If they had stuck with "hey, it can be hard to wipe, but you don't need to be embarrassed because we have a solution" instead of trying to find some reason for abled people to buy it, it would have made the purpose clearer. The main thing that confused me personally was "why buy this when you could get a bidet or something installed? Cuz you could get poop on that and then you'd have to clean it, and that's a lot of effort, especially for a disabled person." I do totally see where you're coming from though.
@@icesilverwind Well the problem is the FCC won't exactly let you go onto a commercial and say "Hey, wipe your ass with this thing" and show a visual demonstration will they?
The hair vacuum thing is actually something that’s used in the military. When they buzz all of your hair off they have a vacuum hose attached to it. It’s so there isn’t any cleanup and they can get through cutting everyone’s hair faster
The comfort wipe is a product thats made to help people who have an issue REACHING thats why the “bigger guy” and the elderly talking about needing help like it. Most infomercial products that feel ‘ridiculous’ are actually designed for people with disabilities like shaky hands, difficulty with moving their body, or just overall have a harder time with “simple/basic” stuff. Im just saying all this for clarification the commentary and jokes still made me die with laughter i love these videos!
Yes, that’s what I was going to say, and you put it quite well. I have a good friend that had a stroke and has some limited mobility, and a lot of times when I see these “cheesy” ads, I think “Hey, that’d be great and helpful for my friend!” Yes, they often look ridiculous, and make both me and my friend laugh, but they can also be genuinely helpful, and are usually initially designed to help disabled folk. Obviously not all of them though.
I honestly never saw it in that way actually, I mean I guess some ads are more clear to what kind of people goes but maybe the way they promote it makes them look silly
That's the problem with so many ads. They neglect to cater their advertisements to their actual audience (ie people with disabilities who need these things) and market them to the broadest audience which just leaves people hella confused as to what the fuck they're gonna use it for.
@@ryoshima4103 with most products they kind of need people without a disability to buy the product to drive down the price. And if the target demographic is made clear, those people that drive the price down won't buy the product. Think of the snuggie for example. So the people that buy it as a gimmick helps the price for the people that need it.
I distinctly remember my late grandma having a Flowbee when I was little. She complained about it a lot, so I don't think she ever actually used it. Also, someone at one point told me that some of these products are literally designed with certain groups of people in mind (i.e. people with limited mobility) but they then market them to the general population to keep them cheap. Seeing that face mask at the end though makes me seriously question that claim.
I dont know what's more hilarious, Jack getting confused more and more about the Comfort Wipe, or when he though he finally understood it to be used as a back scrubber
To get serious for a moment, a lot of these “weird” products are made for people w/ disabilities (ex. Snuggie, Comfort wipe, wearable towel, etc). Not all of them, but most of them
@@anzaca1 That's because they're trying to market to more people than just a specific group. Snuggies are for people with wheelchairs but half the people I know have one. I would use the comfort wipe because I have a really bad back and shoulder problems (that they actually did mention in the vid). They wouldn't make any money off of abled people if they were like "THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH THE ARTHRITIS".
Risotto Nero same idea as the Snuggie and wheelchair. Keeping a towel up while trying to man your own wheelchair can be difficult. Or even could be for those who aren’t neurotypical and don’t understand covering up/like to take their clothes off (i.e. those with severe autism, those that suffer from rye syndrome, etc) . It’s also great for children too.
Children: daddy where do the Christmas elves go when it’s not Christmas. Daddy: they go onto the internet and find stupid and funny content working for a brilliant man called jacksepticeye
Sean...remember that one time you started playing the Sims 4 and were creating Steve McBoss and you wished you had a big ol beard? Well, now you have it. 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
3:18 I really thought he understood it.... I was like, "yes, finally".... But no. If you are fat or have a limited range of motion because you are elderly or injured or disabled, you can't always reach your ass. You still need to wipe, but you can't reach it, and asking someone else to wipe for you isn't a fun thing. Using a tool like this adds to your reach without you having to stretch or contort in a way your body isn't physically able to. Always approach as seen on tv items with the mindset that they were made for someone with a disability. You can't bend enough to wipe? Comfort wipe. You need assistance getting out of the tub? Get a grip. Frequent urination in places without bathroom access for long periods of time? Uroclub. You don't have the ability to cut your hair and clean it up, but also struggle to go to great clips because you can't drive? Flowbe. You use crutches and can't carry your clothes to the bathroom when you shower, but can't hold the towel up when you go back to your room (and aren't using a robe because robes aren't meant to dry you)? Wearable towel. You had a stroke so half of your face muscles can't move and get exercise, but you want it to be less droopy? That mask thing that I couldn't hear the name of through Sean's screaming. Always look at the commercials as being advertised to people with disabilities, but packaged as a general audience thing to lower their costs.
Yes! All of this! Many infomercial products that seem to over-exaggerate the level of difficulty doing something are most often doing so to imitate the difficulty had by people with disabilities. That thing that helps you slip on your sock? Not for lazy people, it is for people who cannot bend over. That thing that steadies the juice container so you can pour it with just one hand? Not for lazy people, it is for people who only have one hand. But since the emphasis is on the ease of use of the product and not the disability it assists, they always show able-bodied people using the products, which makes the extreme exaggeration amusing to watch. But the products are often life-changing accessibility items for people with disabilities who need self-autonomy.
the thing that didn’t make sense about the comfort wipe was their insistence that toilet paper was gross, outdated, and you’d never have to use it again, but if i understand the product correctly, it just assists you in reaching your nether regions with the toilet paper. if they’d stuck to the messaging of “it helps you reach when you can’t” it would’ve been fine
“What’s his obsession with kids?” I’m pretty sure they knew no adults were gonna let that thing even touch their scalp, so they were banking on selling to parents who want to be cheap with their kid’s hair 😂
I actually know the intended audience of some of these! The toilet paper holder is for disabled people, who don't have the flexibility to do it the normal way. Same thing with the wearable towel - if you don't have the coordination/finger strength to tie a robe or fasten a towel, something like that is actually helpful! A lot of ridiculous infomercial products are for disabled people, actually - for example, blankets with sleeves were originally designed for people in wheelchairs. They're marketed this way because many people don't think that the disabled make for a profitable enough market, so they try selling it to the general public, and the results are... well, you watched the video.
But he's actually some kind of stupid for not getting the comfort wipe. It's ridiculously obvious who it's for and most of the time is spent on how it's now possible without help like with the elderly lady he made fun of and the section where he goes "Ooooh, you can wipe your back? But why..." were about people with reduced mobility. I finaly thought he got it after the "ooooh [it's so obvious now]" but he turned out to be a lost cause. He didn't even really get what it was for and claimed it wasn't displayed well enough... The golfclub were obviously also mainly about a elderly man and most people have heard that it's more frequent and harder to hold when you get older. It's pretty much impossible to miss in all kinds of entertainment. The rest that i can remember seem like they wouldn't be uniqely useful to the disabled.
Actually the comfort wipe is useful for people with disabilities and seniors that live alone. It may seem stupid and pointless to others, but for those that actually need it, its actually really helpful
As someone who broke my dominant arm really bad a few years ago, the comfort wipe was actually incredibly useful while I healed. It comes off ridiculous to people who are able bodied, but when you can't reach to wipe properly because you are injured, or impaired, it's really nice to have tools that extend your reach and let you clean yourself without help.
Does anyone else come here and re-watch this type of videos of Jack's when they are down and feeling very low? Thank you Jack for everything that you do.
And then you can do that I can pick up a good amount time to get a job in a week and I would be hard pressed for it lovely and then it will take a few things for you and your partner will have a great time to
JACK! I remember way back you played a game called "The Long Dark" and now the game is very updated and the developers put a lil thing in the game for you. Guys like this so Jack can see it!
The comfort wipe is probably for disabled use! I think it'd be a useful extension for people who might struggle to move that way. Lots of infomercial products are, but they market them to everybody to make them more widely available :)
It doesn't help at all that infomercials hardly ever show a disabled person using their products. I can understand the marketing aspect but why would only hire able-bodied actors to advertise a product intended for disabled people? That's like using only white actors to advertise for a black hair-care line.
@@TheCartoonQueen630 It's not like that, since able-bodied people can pretend to be disabled but white people can't be hired for black hair-care lines since they most likely won't have thick hair like black people tend to get
Came here to say this. Sometimes they can only get funding for production and distribution if the item is modeled by able bodied people and marketed to able bodied people. They'd wouldn't get the same kind of financial support it was actually marketed to the people need it.
Jack i just got done having a complete panic attack and meltdown over just sm going on, and your funny vids and laughter really give me hope that theres very rarely people like you out there. I just wish i could hug you and tell you thank you and thank you for doing what you do.
I definitely had a lot of LAUGHS over the holidays. At my family dinner my 3 year old cousin got a cut on his middle finger and proceeded to show the entire family by innocently flipping off every one
I guess I’ll be the cringy one to say it: he obviously understood it completely and pretended not to for comedy. Edit: i got a notification saying this comment got hearted but it’s not 😢
L A U G H!
YESH
First
jacksepticeye no u
LAUGH!
I AM!
Caddy: Sir why don’t you try this club yet?
Golfer: No don’t touch that!
*piss goes everywhere*
Andrew Church That’s sounds like something Caddy would actually do for a skit. XD
😂😂😂 I died
Andrew Church this comment has 666 likes
Andrew Church XD lol
Gross
"I want the people who make Comfort Wipe, to Get A Grip."
To get a Get A Grip
Get a groppeisjwhqhquiqw
This made me think of using those grabby hands, putting toilet paper in it and wiping. I also think of Pikachu, but a fox with the head of Obama, but Obama’s a clown.
Colby Szalay you shouldn’t be here.
👏👏👏
“They didn’t show the Comfort Wipe in use”
*I don’t think you wanna see someone wipe their ass, Sean*
LMAOOO
That's what I was thinking.
Lovin Jack's trendy 80s haircut.
Hecc yeah.
And the babes are back!
Yeah
Beautiful
You it's a 'Kids Haircut'... says the guy in the commercial
Sean:“it’s gonna make you look like a psychopath”
Director of the Purge: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN
The director of Us:
WRITE THAT DOWN! THIS MAN KNOWS OUR PLANS!
Oscar's
The director of Friday the 13th:
JOHN GRAB MY NOTE BOOK! WRITE DOWN EVERTHING!
666 likes wow
Charles the French?
When Jack stops and checks his own hair, that is the moment where his existential crisis begins.
Jack's inner thoughts: "am i me? am i truly jack? Or am i him? am i the thing i swore to destroy? am i Eternal? Am i Anti?"
Am I a Turtle?
@@4pplecider757 yes.
Imagine you acidently use the uro club while your golfing, and you swing it so hard when it hits the ball, it breaks, and everyone gets sprayed by old musty piss thats been in there for days
🤣😂 this was hilarious
I hate that I can see that in my head
@@shoelace403 I feel bad for u
that is absolutely disgusting and uncooth >.>
I love this comment
*while golfing
Hey jerry, why is your golf club sloshing?
*sweats nervously
*In the meantime, Gerald on the golf course has just finished half a bottle of cranberry juice and vodka*
Gerald: *Slosh*
Jerry: *Glances over*
Gerald: *Nervous pissing*
Jerry: What are you doing under your shirt, Gerald?
Gerald: Uhh, nothing..
A group that all came together. They went out for drinks before golfing.
A few minutes in, they all exchange glances as they reach for another club.
Imagine, if club started leaking...
Jerry: oh, thats just the warm beer i smuggled in for you....
Meanwhile in the background:
Belinda: the f'*k is happening over there
Nancy: no clue
7:38 "what other kinds of haircuts can you do with a flowbee?"
"Just bounce it all over your head." -2019-
SparkyStarLPS this was upload in 2019 so idk why you said -2019-
@@jaydonders8882 it's a quote
SparkyStarLPS No it's not the only reason people say that is if the vid wasn't made in 2019
Is it OK that I laughed through the whole thing
420th like
Ultra absorbent
Mother: *picks up baby*
Me: so you can absorb your baby
*ABSORB THE CHILD*
*CORRUPT THEM ALL*
*ULTRA REIGNS SUPREME*
EME
I'M DYING XD
*D R A N K
A
L O T
O F
W A T E R
I
R E A L L Y
H A V E
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Jack: AHHH-
Ah, what? God, I’m deaf.
Me: *sees dis comment*
Me: heh...
also Me: *W H E E Z E*
How do women use the uro club
@@kingpenguin5825 that’s a good question
_Straight _*_fuckin'_*_ water._
Infomercial: introducing the “Wearable Towel”
Me: are you telling me you’re trying to sell me a Toga?
Scourge Neo and while playing the dramaalert theme song?
I read this and thought of MHA
Wonder Wolf same here
@@StarryDusty Same, i was thinking "I would love to buy toga, i think she would be fun to have around"
@@StarryDusty YES
GO BEYOND
PLUS ULTRA!
7:56
Jack looks so offended, it’s hilarious XD
xdemomorganissaltyx ;-; XD yes
Poor jack ;~;
7:57
He got scared for his future
She just said "you'll never have to touch toilet paper again."
"SHE'S TOUCHING TOILET PAPER!"
(Laughs) cracks me up.
Jacksepticeye, you're amazing!
*(L A U G H s)
(LAUGHS in stock scary music)
"A wearable towel!"
"You mean a robe?
"Crap!"
“The comfort wipe is a modern solution”
No a bidet is-
Well... You're not wrong...
when/if the pandemic ends a couple years from now people aren't going to find this as funny as it actually is lmao
Peeps in my country didn't give an f about toilet paper cuz of bidets lol
Bidets are the where it's at. Saves so much money on toilet paper and works 3x better
Maybe it's for people who have to wipe other people's asses
They are so unreal that they become hyper realistic
Justin Y. I’ve seen you in the comment section of 50 videos!
@@hiitsyourintroversy6170 lmaov
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
i ran into u again??
Hey how you doing? Are you real friend?
"She's talking right into my SOUL"
- Jacksepticeye 2019
Its jacksepticguy not Jacksepticguy
2019 I apoligize
Oh I thought It was jacksepticguy
Bring this series back seriously!
The world needs it right now
Yes 👍
Jacksepticeyes funniest home videos: gone reduced to atoms
@@kingpenguin5825 not anymore
Well now
He can't buy EVERYTHING
"I never look like I need a haircut, and I never look like I've ever had a haircut, if anything- it never looks like I have hair, but it always looks like I _do_ have hair- you know what I'm saying, Gary?"
"Yeah, kids are weird."
its the middle ground. you dont look like you just got a haircut but you dont look like you need one
Oh.
And the fact is your mum doesn't work
THE BABES ARE BACK
@@Ultimate_Dadzawa The lady saying that made me want to see if the product is still around. I feel like that's when my hair looks the best and I can't replicate that myself. I don't trust anybody else to cut my hair because they always go too short and I look like Courtney Cox from Scream 3.
Jack:"they didn't show the comfort wipe In use?!?!?"
Me:"......wait a minute"
alex destructocon
*THUD*
JACK: LAUGH!!
alex destructocon I wanted to see it in action😂😂😂😂😂
_Get ready for some epic funny ha-ha’s._
I see you everywhere
That pfp works so good with that comment XD
Daniel Sambar where’s day 10
That 69 likes tho...don't want to ruin it.
can somebody teach me how to italicize my font on youtube, please, I need to make funny ha-ha's too!
Subtitles:
‘Being a short guy has its disadvantages and its advantages BITE THIS THING’
comfort wipe: is clearly meant for disabled people who cant reach their ass
sean: what
I know this comment is kinda old, and I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, and I truly apologize if this comes off as rude, but I think he was confused because A) They didn't have any demonstration of the product, and B) the commercial kept looping back to the reason the people advertising the product think abled people might buy it.
If they had stuck with "hey, it can be hard to wipe, but you don't need to be embarrassed because we have a solution" instead of trying to find some reason for abled people to buy it, it would have made the purpose clearer.
The main thing that confused me personally was "why buy this when you could get a bidet or something installed? Cuz you could get poop on that and then you'd have to clean it, and that's a lot of effort, especially for a disabled person."
I do totally see where you're coming from though.
@@notquiteasamazingjess Right! The second ad was much better. It showed the problem, how the item solves the issue, demostrates. A+ Ad.
@@icesilverwind Well the problem is the FCC won't exactly let you go onto a commercial and say "Hey, wipe your ass with this thing" and show a visual demonstration will they?
Zane Mcewen yeah but they would let you use a 3d visual aid to help you understand how to use it
They could have said that instead of them worrying about how "professional" it sounds
Sally called. He wants his face back.
Tyffanee Lavely yaaaas
Omg yes!
That's what I thought too
Well done
Sal is shaking in his grave
11:30 "Feck!" And, as usual, Sean's true irish comes out.
It's music to my ears
You mean 11:28?
Btw it’s Seán not Sean
The hair vacuum thing is actually something that’s used in the military. When they buzz all of your hair off they have a vacuum hose attached to it. It’s so there isn’t any cleanup and they can get through cutting everyone’s hair faster
Explains that the comfort wipe helps people that cannot reach.
Jack thinks it is for your back.
He also says big not short
And that is why he is our little bean.
technically speaking, he's not wrong
l,
“Hey honey, I’m going to the store. Want anything?”
“Oh yes please! Could you please get a Get A Grip?”
That confused the fuck out of me
😂
The comfort wipe is a product thats made to help people who have an issue REACHING thats why the “bigger guy” and the elderly talking about needing help like it. Most infomercial products that feel ‘ridiculous’ are actually designed for people with disabilities like shaky hands, difficulty with moving their body, or just overall have a harder time with “simple/basic” stuff.
Im just saying all this for clarification the commentary and jokes still made me die with laughter i love these videos!
The issue is that it never demonstrated the wipe. It danced around the subject so much that its main use was actually unclear.
Yes, that’s what I was going to say, and you put it quite well. I have a good friend that had a stroke and has some limited mobility, and a lot of times when I see these “cheesy” ads, I think “Hey, that’d be great and helpful for my friend!” Yes, they often look ridiculous, and make both me and my friend laugh, but they can also be genuinely helpful, and are usually initially designed to help disabled folk. Obviously not all of them though.
I honestly never saw it in that way actually, I mean I guess some ads are more clear to what kind of people goes but maybe the way they promote it makes them look silly
That's the problem with so many ads. They neglect to cater their advertisements to their actual audience (ie people with disabilities who need these things) and market them to the broadest audience which just leaves people hella confused as to what the fuck they're gonna use it for.
@@ryoshima4103 with most products they kind of need people without a disability to buy the product to drive down the price. And if the target demographic is made clear, those people that drive the price down won't buy the product. Think of the snuggie for example. So the people that buy it as a gimmick helps the price for the people that need it.
I distinctly remember my late grandma having a Flowbee when I was little. She complained about it a lot, so I don't think she ever actually used it.
Also, someone at one point told me that some of these products are literally designed with certain groups of people in mind (i.e. people with limited mobility) but they then market them to the general population to keep them cheap. Seeing that face mask at the end though makes me seriously question that claim.
12:41 its Sally face! Welcome back
no it's dwight
@Khaye N Kazashi that part always freaks me out cause that's my name!
When jack hits the white board and says, “laugh” I LOSE IT every time!😂
Same 😂
Same
*SAME*
You do as your told. Good
Umm ok? I dont laugh at these, I think I have chronic depression
using the uro club while it’s full
“FOOOUUURRR”
*Sploosh*
Glad you guys liked my joke
That moment when George Clooney reveals he's used the Flowbee for years....
2020 is surreal
Flowbee is amazing I used to have one, they are the best
Flowbee owner here
@@London-by6vr Flowbee is amazing, and i need another one as i no longer have it.
its just the succ cut from waynes world
So the beard goes on? Thank you Lumberjacksepticeye. Very cool.
Yeah dat beard tho
Who just started jacksepticeye this year
Just me
Lumber huh? Jack get ready for a copyright claim for stealing name!
Hahahahahahaha
Jack: “This is how you make a psychopathic murderer
Me: Sally face who
I like (love) your dp
LMAO
YuS SaLLy FaCe
SO HAPPY I WASNT THE ONLY ONE TO THINK THIS
Shark Boi nah it kills movies
Imagine peeing in a golf club then swinging it and piss flying out😂
Wow this got me 😂😂😂
golden showers
Grizzboy56 what’s it to you if I like it, mind ya own business, just because you don’t like it doesn’t mea I don’t have to, back off
Grizzboy56 says the one who has a dr Phil baby as their pfp, if you don’t like me saying that then don’t diss gacha and back off
Dark.Gothic. Angel, that dr phil baby is meant to be “meme material”. you don’t have taste in pfps like that.
I dont know what's more hilarious, Jack getting confused more and more about the Comfort Wipe, or when he though he finally understood it to be used as a back scrubber
well, *that's how mafia works*
xD
😂 stop
Noice
xD
Can u please subscribe to my youtube so I can win subscriber competition thank you it would mean a lot to me
To get serious for a moment, a lot of these “weird” products are made for people w/ disabilities (ex. Snuggie, Comfort wipe, wearable towel, etc). Not all of them, but most of them
They never say that, though.
@@anzaca1 That's because they're trying to market to more people than just a specific group. Snuggies are for people with wheelchairs but half the people I know have one. I would use the comfort wipe because I have a really bad back and shoulder problems (that they actually did mention in the vid). They wouldn't make any money off of abled people if they were like "THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH THE ARTHRITIS".
Wait how is the wearable towel for people with disabilities?
Risotto Nero same idea as the Snuggie and wheelchair. Keeping a towel up while trying to man your own wheelchair can be difficult. Or even could be for those who aren’t neurotypical and don’t understand covering up/like to take their clothes off (i.e. those with severe autism, those that suffer from rye syndrome, etc) . It’s also great for children too.
@@ShilohSue ah thanks for explaining
I can just imagine JACK'S reactions to Cyanide and Happiness
lol
Or happy tree friends
*oh no.*
I would absolutely l o v e to see that
Please Jack, we need this
Creepy old guy: “I’m just checking out my club!”
*Chris Hansen has entered the chat* OH REALLY
Children: daddy where do the Christmas elves go when it’s not Christmas.
Daddy: they go onto the internet and find stupid and funny content working for a brilliant man called jacksepticeye
Santa, who
@@rieandrique Santa Claus
Is Sean an Irish Santa Claus
how did jack not like this? lol
Oh
your face isn’t toned enough?
LET’S MOTIVATE IT WITH A CONTROLLED SHOCK
Fnaf: Sister location
You should
The meme is back yesss
**starts to have an asthma attack** XD
Yeah that why ennard wears a mask
Sean...remember that one time you started playing the Sims 4 and were creating Steve McBoss and you wished you had a big ol beard? Well, now you have it. 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
The Honest One true lol
Not really a big beard, but he's getting there.
Bring the sims backkk
3:25 I'm loving Jack's confusion as I already know what it is, being a CNA that takes care of the elderly, and some do use this thing
Infomercial Guy: "They like it very short here," *gestures to the sides* "and then long..."
Sean: "... I feel called out."
Jack: Couldn't i just buy a towel and put three holes in it?
I say the same thing about buying pre-ripped jeans lol
Go ahead. Cut them. I dare you. Theyll look awful lol
Yes, but I still love them..dos jeans is comfy
milky moo they look awful either way so effect is the same lmao
You swing with the golf club and hear it sloshing
imagine how bad it would smell ew
someone borrows it, "ew it smells like urine"
I’m just inspecting your golf club, what’s so wrong with that.
Cmdr. Knisan - I mean, as long as ya don’t mistake it for a fancy water bottle, then check away friend😁. Just, don’t breath by it.
luma noooooooooo
3:18
I really thought he understood it.... I was like, "yes, finally".... But no. If you are fat or have a limited range of motion because you are elderly or injured or disabled, you can't always reach your ass. You still need to wipe, but you can't reach it, and asking someone else to wipe for you isn't a fun thing. Using a tool like this adds to your reach without you having to stretch or contort in a way your body isn't physically able to.
Always approach as seen on tv items with the mindset that they were made for someone with a disability. You can't bend enough to wipe? Comfort wipe. You need assistance getting out of the tub? Get a grip. Frequent urination in places without bathroom access for long periods of time? Uroclub. You don't have the ability to cut your hair and clean it up, but also struggle to go to great clips because you can't drive? Flowbe. You use crutches and can't carry your clothes to the bathroom when you shower, but can't hold the towel up when you go back to your room (and aren't using a robe because robes aren't meant to dry you)? Wearable towel. You had a stroke so half of your face muscles can't move and get exercise, but you want it to be less droopy? That mask thing that I couldn't hear the name of through Sean's screaming.
Always look at the commercials as being advertised to people with disabilities, but packaged as a general audience thing to lower their costs.
Yes! All of this! Many infomercial products that seem to over-exaggerate the level of difficulty doing something are most often doing so to imitate the difficulty had by people with disabilities.
That thing that helps you slip on your sock? Not for lazy people, it is for people who cannot bend over.
That thing that steadies the juice container so you can pour it with just one hand? Not for lazy people, it is for people who only have one hand.
But since the emphasis is on the ease of use of the product and not the disability it assists, they always show able-bodied people using the products, which makes the extreme exaggeration amusing to watch. But the products are often life-changing accessibility items for people with disabilities who need self-autonomy.
the thing that didn’t make sense about the comfort wipe was their insistence that toilet paper was gross, outdated, and you’d never have to use it again, but if i understand the product correctly, it just assists you in reaching your nether regions with the toilet paper. if they’d stuck to the messaging of “it helps you reach when you can’t” it would’ve been fine
...12:40 gave me some Sally Face vibes though 😂
Larry: “Woah, nice mask!”
Sally: “...It’s a beauty product.”
Sal is a boy though
I know, but boys can use beauty products too. Regardless, it was just a joke.. :v
When sal is sleeping and Larry walks in and trying to take Sals mask off
@@anderkrume564 let's shed some tears for my man Larry if you don't get it play later into game
John King are you pointing that Larry dies? Bcs I already knew that
“Just checking out your club” sounds like a euphemism
That's what I was thinking 😂😂
"Oh yeah guys, no big deal just polishing my club"
@@mollyp224 thank you for that 😂😂😂
@@kellensteyer2842 :)
"THE BABES ARE BACK" MUST NEVER DIE!
SparkyStarLPS And they’re gone again because you’ve got a rejuvenique.
Modern problems, require modern solutions
11:05 The guy looks like he is from ancient Greece, ready to have a philosophical debate. XD XD
"as you can see, it sucks as it cuts"
It CeRtAiNlY DoEs SuCk
I was looking for this comment....party on Wayne
Party on garth!
“What’s his obsession with kids?”
I’m pretty sure they knew no adults were gonna let that thing even touch their scalp, so they were banking on selling to parents who want to be cheap with their kid’s hair 😂
sean's lil' iconic beard starts looking like felix's from 2017 and i love it.
OMG swedish viking god beard vs sad weak soy puff...
That’s what I though
Jack: I think I've seen the worst of the worst.
Baby Wee-Wee: I'm 'bout to end this man's whole career.
The potty putty brings the golf to the toilet. BUT THE URO CLUB BRINGS THE TOILET TO THE GOLF!
Yes
Think they are sister companies?
@@AngelWingsYT yes
Jack screaming LAUGH will never fail to make me chuckle....
Dani no.1_Fangirl_trash fry
2:50 That accent is definitely the I-Got-Too-Much-Botox accent, specifically the region of I-Can't-Feel-My-Face-Anymore
I think there's definitely a subtle touch of Way-Too-Much-Morning-Margarita in there too.
She moved too much in the 5 seconds that she was speaking.
No it sounds like drunk jack sparrow
Why does jack sound like captain jack sparrow when he says that XD
She needs the mask from the last video to relax her face
Today is Christmas so the intro when he said “did you have a nice Christmas?” I did actually l a u g h because it was pure coincidence
1940s: “In the future we will have flying cars!
Present Day: ToWEl drESsES, and golf clubs you PEE in!
This is from the 90s at most the 00s
HAHAHA!!
laughter can bring out the best of us. thats why jack is amazing!
Say that to the joker BITCH.....ha!....got em.....i'm going now....bye
I actually know the intended audience of some of these! The toilet paper holder is for disabled people, who don't have the flexibility to do it the normal way. Same thing with the wearable towel - if you don't have the coordination/finger strength to tie a robe or fasten a towel, something like that is actually helpful! A lot of ridiculous infomercial products are for disabled people, actually - for example, blankets with sleeves were originally designed for people in wheelchairs.
They're marketed this way because many people don't think that the disabled make for a profitable enough market, so they try selling it to the general public, and the results are... well, you watched the video.
Yep. Exactly
That's true, but I don't know if disabled people would benefit from the URO club either 😂😂
But he's actually some kind of stupid for not getting the comfort wipe. It's ridiculously obvious who it's for and most of the time is spent on how it's now possible without help like with the elderly lady he made fun of and the section where he goes "Ooooh, you can wipe your back? But why..." were about people with reduced mobility. I finaly thought he got it after the "ooooh [it's so obvious now]" but he turned out to be a lost cause. He didn't even really get what it was for and claimed it wasn't displayed well enough...
The golfclub were obviously also mainly about a elderly man and most people have heard that it's more frequent and harder to hold when you get older. It's pretty much impossible to miss in all kinds of entertainment.
The rest that i can remember seem like they wouldn't be uniqely useful to the disabled.
Actually the comfort wipe is useful for people with disabilities and seniors that live alone. It may seem stupid and pointless to others, but for those that actually need it, its actually really helpful
Thats a MANLY BEARD U GOT THERE JACK
True, but he still sounds younger than my 16 year old brother..love it too much
Yes his beard is nice
Abrein Ochoa26 ikr!! He needs to keep it!
with a childish haircut
THEM *BOSSY* BEARD
the uro club was discontinued due to leaks.
oh god.
James white and the 0 leak guarantee that’s false advertising
Bill, why is your golf club leaking strange yellow liquid?
I saw "laugh" written on a wall while driving around in a parking lot and my first reaction was to point and scream "LAUGH!"
Are you proud of me?
yep.
Jimmy, you are my proud daughter!
The incarnation of boredom yes brother
Shadow Gaming sister*
[GD] Freekykreep Bc I’m British I pronounce it like laugh instead of laff
As someone who broke my dominant arm really bad a few years ago, the comfort wipe was actually incredibly useful while I healed. It comes off ridiculous to people who are able bodied, but when you can't reach to wipe properly because you are injured, or impaired, it's really nice to have tools that extend your reach and let you clean yourself without help.
"toilet paper is archaic and disgusting"
I agree. *turns on bidet*
"Every year one young lady is attacked by an older lady with a flowbee. One bouncy motion is all it takes to ruin someone's life." 😂😂
Comfort Wipe: Exists
Sean: *visible confusion*
Does anyone else come here and re-watch this type of videos of Jack's when they are down and feeling very low? Thank you Jack for everything that you do.
8:39 *yellow dinosaur walks in*
*FBI OPEN UP*
He's a tricky person!
Phew
13:03 No wonder sally face doesn't like taking off his mask a lot. Massages his face.
Don't remind me. I can't wait for the new episode
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who saw the mask and thought of Sally Face lmao
@@icelulo7113 me too lol
@@incog0956 Same. Shame what happened though, so we gotta wait.
@@icelulo7113 Yeah, lol. As soon as I saw it, it instantly reminded me off Sally Face, and was surprised no one really mentioned it immediately.
13:27 ohhh so THIS is the REAL reason Sal wears his mask. He’s just exercising it.
YES.
Y E S S S S S GFXHHDHDJDHD
Lol
I immediately thought of Sal too lmao
It’s 2020 & my grandpa still refuses to go to a salon and instead cuts his hair with his Flowbee 🤦♀️
I agree with that man, flowbee is the best
And then you can do that I can pick up a good amount time to get a job in a week and I would be hard pressed for it lovely and then it will take a few things for you and your partner will have a great time to
@@Alice-wx7cq What
Jack: I could buy it for like 5 pounds.
Me: *coughs in American*
tru tho
£5 = $6.49
Flakes of Temmie we pay cheeper
*laughs in British*
SOMEONE REPORT THAT HAIRCUT MAN TO YELLOW DYNO
R E P O R T E D
He's already on it!
He's a tricky person
Even tho he does not have sexual feelings towards kids(or does he, probably thinks sexually while talking about kids) so yea I can report
@@lazerbatt dude....chill. It was a joke about one man from something made ages ago, it wasn't a personal attack on all men being pedophiles, my Lord.
JACK! I remember way back you played a game called "The Long Dark" and now the game is very updated and the developers put a lil thing in the game for you. Guys like this so Jack can see it!
They did?! That's so cool!!!
@@princessthyemis yess it's a note in the quanset in coastal highway
Yes
how u know him
If he read it
When your at it play Hotine Miami
When they are just "checking their club" I was like "Oh yeah they are checking their club alright"
I fully agree
"Who buys these things? Who would buy a golf club that you could piss into?"
*intense staring at Matthias*
Oh God yes!!!!
Bim Trimmer would be excited 😂
agreed
Omg especially on dope or nope
@@raccoon2760 what
12:44
I think Jack is having some traumatic FNaF Sister Location flashbacks.
Let's motivate him with a controlled shock
U don’t know who your implorer is do u 👤
8:34 that floobee sailsman sounds a lot like a tricky person, Jack. Remember what yellow dyno taught you!
Lmao 😂
The face mask one: well time to get ready for the cult meeting
*Purge Alarm starts*
Ngl it looked like a cross between Jason's and Michael Meyer's masks
4:40
Jack: It might be better than the Potty Putty
Nooo... It's much worse actually
Yup
Why would you need two pee clubs?
@@SnarkyZazu That's a very good question
Those electric Masks are the reason why Michael Myers can regenerate himself 😂
The comfort wipe is probably for disabled use! I think it'd be a useful extension for people who might struggle to move that way. Lots of infomercial products are, but they market them to everybody to make them more widely available :)
You can just say you are disabled
You are right! That is actually a useful way to use it I didn't think about XD I was wondering why would anyone normal use it ffs
It doesn't help at all that infomercials hardly ever show a disabled person using their products. I can understand the marketing aspect but why would only hire able-bodied actors to advertise a product intended for disabled people? That's like using only white actors to advertise for a black hair-care line.
@@TheCartoonQueen630 It's not like that, since able-bodied people can pretend to be disabled but white people can't be hired for black hair-care lines since they most likely won't have thick hair like black people tend to get
Came here to say this. Sometimes they can only get funding for production and distribution if the item is modeled by able bodied people and marketed to able bodied people. They'd wouldn't get the same kind of financial support it was actually marketed to the people need it.
The Flowbee is just the Suck Cut from Wayne’s World!
“It sucks, and it cuts!”
“Well it certainly does suck 😁👍🏻”
2:00 [visible confusion]
Yup
you know the commercials are good when the free iMovie soundtracks kick in
What if there is a potty putty uro club?
Friend- Shit I spilled my drink! Let me get a towel.
Me, an intellectual- **While wearing towel** I shall roll on the floor to dry it!
XD
Lol
That's it, I'm fucking done with the internet for today.. ROFL
@@countasscrackula8573 No, ROFC. Rolling on floor cleaning.
@@rubenleejohnsen2037 Haha. Nice one my dude!
Jack i just got done having a complete panic attack and meltdown over just sm going on, and your funny vids and laughter really give me hope that theres very rarely people like you out there. I just wish i could hug you and tell you thank you and thank you for doing what you do.
I definitely had a lot of LAUGHS over the holidays. At my family dinner my 3 year old cousin got a cut on his middle finger and proceeded to show the entire family by innocently flipping off every one
That's hilarious
Poor innocent child
Cute how little kids can seem so innocent but yet offend literally everyone in the process unintentionally ahhhh what angels
Lol
Sweet summer child
omg thats amazing
"One bouncy motion is all it takes to change someone's life."
H m m
Badboyhalo intensifies
@@vedelek8859 wh-
The complete misunderstanding of the toilet aid makes me wonder just how sheltered Jack's life has been
Pfft, yeah
Pfft, yeah
I guess I’ll be the cringy one to say it: he obviously understood it completely and pretended not to for comedy. Edit: i got a notification saying this comment got hearted but it’s not 😢
He's an Irish boi his life hasn't been sheltered he doesn't need no Aid to wipe his a** that's why he didn't understand what it was
And I thought I had problems.
How the hell was this 2 YEARS AGO.
The Flowbee came out in the late 80's I think. (Ugh, I feel old!) Thankfully we never owned one!
Wow how
now it's three years old
5 years ago