I didn’t realize that it was the John Stewart pizza rant when I clicked on this video, but when that line hit me it clicked and I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard
"You don't use an iron skillet to make a pizza. You use an iron skillet to fend off some fucking fetcher who tries to serve you a pizza made in a skillet."
Actually 🤓, since you can get cast iron skillets very Very hot, and they soak a lot of heat like a sponge and are very fast to release all of heat, if you preheat it really hot, like 350°C Celcius hot or more (don't go overboard, while cast iron could handle up to 800°C Celcius, your ceramic stove top might not, and going over 350°C Celcius may burn and destroy any non-stick seasoning you made on the skillet, also use these IR surface temperature meters, or magic spell of temperature checking), you can make the crust necessary for sourdough neapolitan pizza. After about 3-6 minutes with the skillet's lid on top, you check if the bottom crust is ok, has these darkened spots and is to your liking, and if the top is not too raw baked (otherwise you can flip the undecorated pizza and bake the top very shortly). After decorating the pizza, you then transfer the cast iron skillet with the pizza right under the preheated broiler (basically the heat elements being red piping hot and heat radiating stuff like the living hell) in your convection oven to finish the top and the toppings. Of course, negative to this is your oven would need to fit the skillet of your choice of size. So, Dagoth Ur has no idea what he's talking about, cast iron skillets are great for pizza, those precedences he made over those failures of garbage tier pizza dispensers clearly made him miss out on some good stuff, if only he opened the heart to making his own pizza's (~‾▿‾)~. Speaking of his heart... since he's literally in a volcano, and he's a god, he has no need for all these modern age theatrics, he's inside a hot oven, can make a giant godlike Dagoth Ur worthy volcano and heart powered ceramic stovetop, make it max 450°C for a giant 45" perfect sourdough neapolitan pizza under 1-3 minutes.
....Khajiit needs to remind you that this is a help desk at the imperial arena sir.....just because you lost a bet on yellow team doesn't mean you have to yell.
"I wanna know when I get drunk and I pass out on my pizza that I'm not gonna ****ing drown" That part genuinely made me laugh like a madman, props to the writing on this one.
@@petermanfox2535 but still, watch the John Stewart one and then rewatch this one and that credit you gave OP is still well deserved for how they adapted it to the Elder Scrolls universe.
@@Fyre11 I was listening to this and I was thinking to myself the whole time "This is funny as hell but I feel like I've heard this before? Where have I heard this before?" Then I saw you mention old daily show and it all came rushing back to me.
@@Sasq420to be fair, you have to admit daily show has gotten a LOT better ever since Trevor Noah finally left the show. He was unwatchable, a lot of these temp hosts, especially the correspondents & Hasan Minhaj, have all done a really good job of keeping up with the original vision.
I hope our AI overloads won’t kill all humanity, but can you imagine aliens coming upon the barren husk of earth only to find Dagoth Ur ranting and raving? It’s be like that meme. You know the one.
@@AttiMatter ooohhhh I'll have to check it out. I'm wondering what people are paying to make these videos. And do they all have to make the same cloned voices or is there a way to share the voice profile. This is all 11 ai i assume
The fact that all the top comments are literally just quoting the video shows how fucking incredible this shit is. "This pizza is an above ground swimming pool" fucking SENT me
I was having a real bad day at work and this video literally brought me back to life when I watched it during my last break. Thanks for the laughs man!
Jon Stewart? are you somehow still in 2015? listen, I'm from the future, buy Tesla, Disney, Bitcoin & Dogecoin, sell everything start of April 2021, get rid of everything you own with electronics or copper parts & get off grid. survive. you can change our future.
The stuff you got in Chicago may not be pizza but it's still absolutely delicious, this fact eludes many people including it seems even Dagoth Ur himself.
I did not know I needed Dagoth Ur's Opinion on Imperial City Pizza until I watched Dagoth Ur's Opinion on Imperial City Pizza This is the best Dagoth Ur resurgence ever
I was smiling throughout the whole rant, chuckled at the "it's very cold in the Empiral city" bit, then just busted laughing at the skillet ending. I feel this rant, but prefer this version of it to its original rant.
Oi! Chicago Town Pizza is the good stuff! Especially the mini pizzas, that stuff is better than having Skooma, Mead and Wine with Sanguine and Sheogorath during a party with *ALL THE CHEESE IN THE WORLD*
"You don't use an iron skillet to make a pizza, you use an iron skillet to fend off some fetcher that tries to serve you fucking pizza made in a skillet."
Dagoth Stewart is gonna have to have a pizza battle with El Dagothdente - who, per the rules, must come to his glorious proclamation with only a single bit
![[SFM] Nerevar is an Argonian...](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QQlCPg44fCo/mqdefault.jpg)
The "it's a fucking casserole" killed me
this is a Jon Leibowitz bit, just in morrowind
He ain't wrong
I didn’t realize that it was the John Stewart pizza rant when I clicked on this video, but when that line hit me it clicked and I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard
@@15778047 why you gotta use his birth name like that. Makes you sound real sus.
“Some sorta sauce whore” got me
"and all things unmourned." had me in stitches.
0:19 🫡
I can’t fucking breathe. All these videos in my recommended the last 3 days and I’m fucking crying and wheezing going down this rabbit hole.
@@Bradyfamilyhams DUDE I'm going thru it right now and I'm having issues breathing istg. these are the funniest vids I've seen in soo long
"I wanna know when i get drunk and pass out on my pizza Im not gonna fucking drown" 🤣
"You don't use an iron skillet to make a pizza. You use an iron skillet to fend off some fucking fetcher who tries to serve you a pizza made in a skillet."
Hahahahaha
based
Actually 🤓, since you can get cast iron skillets very Very hot, and they soak a lot of heat like a sponge and are very fast to release all of heat, if you preheat it really hot, like 350°C Celcius hot or more (don't go overboard, while cast iron could handle up to 800°C Celcius, your ceramic stove top might not, and going over 350°C Celcius may burn and destroy any non-stick seasoning you made on the skillet, also use these IR surface temperature meters, or magic spell of temperature checking), you can make the crust necessary for sourdough neapolitan pizza. After about 3-6 minutes with the skillet's lid on top, you check if the bottom crust is ok, has these darkened spots and is to your liking, and if the top is not too raw baked (otherwise you can flip the undecorated pizza and bake the top very shortly).
After decorating the pizza, you then transfer the cast iron skillet with the pizza right under the preheated broiler (basically the heat elements being red piping hot and heat radiating stuff like the living hell) in your convection oven to finish the top and the toppings.
Of course, negative to this is your oven would need to fit the skillet of your choice of size.
So, Dagoth Ur has no idea what he's talking about, cast iron skillets are great for pizza, those precedences he made over those failures of garbage tier pizza dispensers clearly made him miss out on some good stuff, if only he opened the heart to making his own pizza's (~‾▿‾)~.
Speaking of his heart... since he's literally in a volcano, and he's a god, he has no need for all these modern age theatrics, he's inside a hot oven, can make a giant godlike Dagoth Ur worthy volcano and heart powered ceramic stovetop, make it max 450°C for a giant 45" perfect sourdough neapolitan pizza under 1-3 minutes.
@@funnyarc Shut up imperial nerd.
Looks like someones about to receive a good skilleting
"This is tomato soup in a bread bowl."
That line always gets me.
"This is an above ground marinara swimming pool for mud crabs". I'm dying.
"You know the expression 'there's no such thing as bad sex or bad pizza'? Your pizza is like sex with a corpse infected with Corprus."
Molag Baal: Its free real estate
....Khajiit needs to remind you that this is a help desk at the imperial arena sir.....just because you lost a bet on yellow team doesn't mean you have to yell.
"I wanna know when I get drunk and I pass out on my pizza that I'm not gonna ****ing drown"
That part genuinely made me laugh like a madman, props to the writing on this one.
It's a Jon Stewart rant from the old Daily Show
@@Fyre11 Ah, I didn't know that! Thanks!
@@petermanfox2535 but still, watch the John Stewart one and then rewatch this one and that credit you gave OP is still well deserved for how they adapted it to the Elder Scrolls universe.
@@Fyre11 I was listening to this and I was thinking to myself the whole time "This is funny as hell but I feel like I've heard this before? Where have I heard this before?" Then I saw you mention old daily show and it all came rushing back to me.
My man, we're all here for you. Just reach out.
the way he says "Ok... I was gonna be nice but -" really sets you up for just how thorough and devstating this thrashing is gonna be
It's a Jon Stewart bit about Chicago pizza
@@AdmiralWinfrey I'm aware
he gives a valid point, surprised he didnt throw it on the floor
Well if he did it would flood
Wait till he hears about Ohio Valley Pizza.
Tomato soup in a bread bowl sounds pretty good ngl
The traditional Hungarian soup goulash is sometimes served in bread bowl and it's delicious.
Reminds me of chowder bowls
@@whatever-im5hi
I saw something like that being serves in Prague as well, could have been the same thing.
Feels like some shit Panera bread would have. Just a grilled cheese bowl in my eyes.
u ever ben to panera?
so much spite in the AI’s voice it’s like it agrees.
Anyone who agrees that deep dish pizza is a pizza should die
"aboveground marinara swimming pool for mudcrabs" 💀💀💀💀
I never knew I needed Dagoth Ur version of the John Stewart Chicago deep dish pizza rant in my life until now
"and all things unmourned" fucking got me good
Tell Jon Stewart, it's his rant about Chicago pizza
“Your pizza is like sex with a corpse infected with corprus” my lungs have inverted.
I love how people write these like they are Dagoth incarnate, not sure how they do it but it must be his blessing
They’re dreaming that Sixth House dream
It's Jon Stewart's pizza rant from The Daily Show, once upon a time before it became the absolute train wreck it is today.
We all know Jon Stewart achieved CHIM.
@@Sasq420to be fair, you have to admit daily show has gotten a LOT better ever since Trevor Noah finally left the show. He was unwatchable, a lot of these temp hosts, especially the correspondents & Hasan Minhaj, have all done a really good job of keeping up with the original vision.
Yes! you mad glorious mer! This was one of John Stewerts best rants and you translated it into tamriel wonderfully.
This has no business being this well written.
Plus he just made me want that pizza. I am making that tonight.
If this had existed when I was getting a theatre arts degree I would've used it as an audition monologue holy shit
One of the best dagoth ur videos I’ve seen😂 this phenomenon is one of my favorite things to come of ai
I hope our AI overloads won’t kill all humanity, but can you imagine aliens coming upon the barren husk of earth only to find Dagoth Ur ranting and raving? It’s be like that meme. You know the one.
This is it. This is my new favorite
This one and the gaming laptop one are my favorites so far
@@AttiMatter ooohhhh I'll have to check it out. I'm wondering what people are paying to make these videos. And do they all have to make the same cloned voices or is there a way to share the voice profile. This is all 11 ai i assume
@@dissonanceparadiddle yes it is
Dialogue is from Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart's beautiful words emulated in the Dagoth Ur meme format, I can die happy now
The fact that all the top comments are literally just quoting the video shows how fucking incredible this shit is.
"This pizza is an above ground swimming pool" fucking SENT me
All this just reminds me is "Its under the sauce" and I couldn't stop myself from laughing
“I don’t know whether or not to throw a drake in it to make a wish” ok that got me lol
I was having a real bad day at work and this video literally brought me back to life when I watched it during my last break. Thanks for the laughs man!
I would never miss an episode of the Daily Show if Dagoth Ur was the host instead of Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart? are you somehow still in 2015?
listen, I'm from the future, buy Tesla, Disney, Bitcoin & Dogecoin, sell everything start of April 2021, get rid of everything you own with electronics or copper parts & get off grid. survive. you can change our future.
@@francislelievre5172 sorry. Would HAVE* never missed an episode. That's where this rant copypasta is from after all ;)
@@francislelievre5172 Also while we're on the subject... are YOU from 2002? Morrowind (and as a result, Dagoth Ur) is over 20 years old!
@@francislelievre5172 cringe comment
@@francislelievre5172 cringe comment
I wanna know how he hit the inflection with the. "Atop. The pizza." he really sound pissed off
“its an above ground marinara swimming pool for mud crabs” 😭😭😭💀💀💀 bruh what
"tomato soup in a breadboal" thats hilarious LMFAO
As a New Yorker, this video was sustenance.
As a St Louisan - Likewise.
"an above-ground marinara swimming pool for mudcrabs" 💀
I love how the 35k of us are quickly exhausting all the reserves of these Dagoth Ur memes on all of TH-cam.
Just wait until he discovers rhode island pizza
Shane: Let me ask you something 👉
Dagoth Ur: *LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING*
I like to think all of these videos are just from one continuous schizophrenic meltdown Dagoth Ur has been experiencing for days
Dagoth Stewart
Thank you I was looking for someone else who recognized the source
1. I feel like I'm listening to the Elder Scroll version of Vinny Vinesauce lol
2. This the best Dagoth Ur shitpost I've seen yet.
It's the John Stewart rant on Chicago pizza
Gaze upon the corruption chamber and gnortsulakan
@@Mordecrox Yes!
Vinny is on record actually defending deep dish pizza.
Such a good John Stewart rant. Dagoth-Ur is missing the little Brooklyn accent he gets during it.
Atop THE CHEESE
Atop THE SAUCE
NAKED, COLD, ON DISPLAY LIKE SOME SORT OF SAUCE *WHORE*
"It's a fucking casserole" I'm fucking dead LMAO
My friend, you dropped this 👑
" i want to not drown , when i pass out drunk on my pizza" ... relatable
I would love to hear pizza discourse between dagoth and jon Stewart
As a Chicagoan I can't like this video, but I can still laugh
Nobody in chicago even eats that slop tavern style all fuckin day
Let NY enjoy their cheese on a cracker.
Imperial N'wah.
Ah yes willing to suckle at the testicles of dagoth but petty in all the ways that count
The stuff you got in Chicago may not be pizza but it's still absolutely delicious, this fact eludes many people including it seems even Dagoth Ur himself.
I'll gladly wait another 7 years to get a banger like this
Born too late to explore antiquity, born too early to explore new planets, but right on time for the Age of Dagoth Ur 😌
I did not know I needed Dagoth Ur's Opinion on Imperial City Pizza until I watched Dagoth Ur's Opinion on Imperial City Pizza
This is the best Dagoth Ur resurgence ever
the comedy is tops!
I was smiling throughout the whole rant, chuckled at the "it's very cold in the Empiral city" bit, then just busted laughing at the skillet ending. I feel this rant, but prefer this version of it to its original rant.
Savage all the way through, i'm impressed.
Man came back out of an 8 year silent streak for this
This is hands down the best Jon Stewart copy pasta on TH-cam
*"This is an above ground marinara swimming pool for mudcrabs"*
Im loveing all this Dagoth ur content lately 🤣
Wow this is almost exactly what John steward said about deep dish pizza lol
i don’t even hate or have an opinion on deep dish pizza but this video has permanent residence in my brain. i watch it religiously
This is the funniest one I’ve seen so far 😂
"when i get blackout drunk and pass out in front of my pizza, i don't want to drown."
fucking hell.
For those who don't know, this is a rant by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show in his best new York accent about Chicago deep dish
Dagoth Ur memes need to take off even more than they already have.
This has to be favorite one yet
Hearing about sauce on top of the cheese is giving me Casertas flashbacks
You have unlocked a memory I forgot I had
Oi! Chicago Town Pizza is the good stuff! Especially the mini pizzas, that stuff is better than having Skooma, Mead and Wine with Sanguine and Sheogorath during a party with *ALL THE CHEESE IN THE WORLD*
The words of a Demi-god who has never tasted Imperial City casserole.
I cannot get enough of these
Very good spin on the original joke.
One Bite, N'wahs know the rules
"You don't use an iron skillet to make a pizza, you use an iron skillet to fend off some fetcher that tries to serve you fucking pizza made in a skillet."
Shit dude, I was empty lung laughing for damn near the whole video, thought I was gonna pass out.
Someone needs to animate this, with just wild flailing motions
NOW. NOW.
The way he said whore made me god giggle.
Pizza is pizza and if it tastes good it tastes good, N'wah.
This is by far…. The absolute best one
Dagoth Ur is channeling his inner Vinesauce
Jon Stewart has given us a gift long ago and he will probably never see this.
The dagoth ur memes have me dying every time
Oh, I forgot about "fetcher." Ha!
There are some seriously good writers coming out of these dagoth memes
It’s a sketch from the daily show back when Jon Stewart was around
@@lolihitler4198
Thank you. found the source. th-cam.com/video/jCgYMFtxUUw/w-d-xo.html
yeah i just wish i could find them
@@lolihitler4198sounds like Anthony Bourdain
God damn the dialogue is epic here lol
This is the same energy as a barstool sports angry pizza review
All Red Mountain brothers shakes in anger where they get awful Imperial pizza :D
A friend brought a few of these to a house party I had. He's not a friend anymore.
Picture looks like he ordered from Mama Brickolini's.
The John Stewart pizza rant is even better coming from Dagoth Ur
AT LAST I HAVE FOUND THIS VIDEO
This is a good day ladies and gentlemen
Above ground marinara swimming pool
This sounds like J.K Simmons if he had Dagoth Ur's voice.
Fuckin tell em
The Late Night Show With Dagoth Ur
This is just fucking hilarious XD
Dagoth Stewart is gonna have to have a pizza battle with El Dagothdente - who, per the rules, must come to his glorious proclamation with only a single bit
I’m loving the adaptation of the Jon Stewart pizza rant
When this divine voice says "OK, I was gonna be nice but now you've gone too far" in a less divine tone, you know shits goin down