If you got fresh produce you grew yourself, you wouldn't be expecting to have to wash it. Right? And depending on the poison, it soaks up into the roots. Why you can't ever let your dog eat neighbors grass, you don't know what they've treated it with
The south is filled with plenty of places that are just very good for agriculture in other words Texas isn't the only place that that offense is a killing offense
"They called for loud parties, no parties..." "Yes 911? I'd like to report my neighbor for being a fucking nerd. Hes spending New Years alone" "Sir this line needs to remain clear so we can answer real emergencies"
Reminds me of another joke: Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders: "I'd like some H2O." The second man - wanting to sound intelligent -- requests: "I'd like H2O too." The second man dies.
Just wanna tell everyone that he switched The battle of Ypres for the battle of Normandy, no hard feelings but The battle Ypres was way worse and thus reflects the state of the backyard more
@@I_THE_ME It's not really the severity of battle itself, it is more a valid description since the battle of ypres was fought with massive artillery fire which means the whole landscape turned into a moon like surface with crates everywhere. And that's what the OP was referring to, changing it to a different battle makes no sense especially with the landing in the Normandy. Guess rslash did not trust his American viewers to be well enough educated in history.
@@drstihl2007 to be fair, I didn't know about the battle of Ypres until today. American Education is not really all that good until College, then there is a massive gap from what you learned to what you should know as a baseline.
I love how OP describes the event as an actual war. And also the battle of pres and beaches of normandy are two different things. Is literally a beach.
Considering that the Marines had used poison spray on OP’s plants, I’d imagine it would be the second one, as they likely used chemical agents to kill the ants, and the yard with it.
That’s the ultimate move; having a plate put for dinner just in case city hall gets called on you again - I bet those people love visiting OP‘s house, even under these circumstances :D
I thought she was going to act like they didn't know the peppers were poisoned, and then they would just make salsa with the damaged vegetables and give it to them as a gift.
18 now... who goes around disliking these videos? Did they expect a different subreddit today? Personally I prefer choosingbeggars but I like others as well...
The second I heard "ate a plate of 25 doughnuts", my stomach cramped at the thought of all that sugar. I can handle maybe 2 doughnuts together, but any more than that and I'd probably die of sugar overdose.
I could probably do 12, but I don't think I'd enjoy it. I've done 4 to 6 if I was hungry, but I wouldn't suggest it. Maybe they were small mini donuts? They were homemade so it's not really giving us a size.
Plot Twist: OP only saw Donut Boy leaving the room with the full plate of donuts and assumed that they ate them all. In reality, Donut Boy took the plate around the office and gave them out so no one had to go out of their way to get one. A few days later, Donut Boy, who had not gotten a single donut last time, attempts to enjoy one of the eclairs, but is tricked and breaks out into tears at the betrayal. The first treat he's allowed himself to enjoy after nearly losing a leg to diabetes in his 20s was a dirty trick from one of the coworkers he thought he could trust. :(
As an Aussie, I can honestly say that I seriously scare the living daylights out of my American friends by threatening to feed them Vegemite. The eclair thief had extra reason to be salty that day...
Same! If I see ants indoors, even harmless sugar ants, I become physically ill and have a lot of trouble concentrating on things like work. I still love A Bug's Life, though.
@@reeselmao I used to be chill about ants until I was 11, when I was bitten a handful of times and saw a REALLY bad infestation, all in the course of around 6 months.
I wholeheartedly agree with the mosquito thing. I got dengue fever from a single mosquito bite a couple years back and I never want to experience that again.
For someone eating 25 doughnuts, I am surprised, that the guy couldnt hold down those eclairs, despite what they were filled with. I mean, if he puts down that amount of doughnuts, I would think he would eat everything like the glutton he is. :O
Type II Diabetic here. How is donut guy not DEAD!? If I had 25 donuts, in one day, let alone in one hour, I would die of a sugar-induced diabetic coma.
Eating 25 doughnuts meant for a whole team is not just overly selfish, but very diabetic. Might as well just double the sugar in the doughnuts instead of vegemite for the r/nuclearrevenge post
1:28 back in Utah, we were taught that it was illegal to have standing water in buckets, bird baths, pools, etc. it was really weird and we had to go to assemblies for it
What? I've lived most of my life in Utah and I've never heard that. I've seen neighbors with bird baths and swimming pools... Not to mention water for livestock and pets
because other social media platforms love their users feeling unchallenged and being able to prance around without being called out on their bullshit. Look at twitter for example. Imagine if twitter had a dislike button...
Well not really, Reddit has a downvote option, though the weird thing is that it shows a sum total (like if a post has 30 upvotes and 20 downvotes, the number shown will be 10)
@@davethelong5093 ye, reddit's pretty cool in that regard too, although i'm not too fond of the "karma" system, i feel like it just encourages low quality karma-fodder posts and for people to call legit posts "karma whoring" Honestly they probably should've not made any karma system and just made the total count of upvotes / downvotes be a stat that you can see somewhere but isn't relevant, i feel it doesn't add anything to the site
I know this is from a year ago, but I had a customer scream at me for saying, "With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with today". She completely lost it for the word pleasure, saying how dare I say it was a pleasure.
@5:11 That's a strange way to say Ypres. Which, for those who don't know, was a series of 5 major battles over the course of 4 years that turned the an area of Belgian West Flanders into an absolute desolate hellscape that more closely resembled the surface of the moon. It also cost easily 100 times as many lives as Normandy. While D-Day is more easily remembered by the modern generation, Passchendaele makes Omaha Beach look like a summer trip to the to Cancun.
i did something similar to a bully in middle school. he's signature move is catching random insects in the grass and throwing them into other students' lunch. i thought of ants as a revenge plot to give him a taste of his own medicine. i was planning to spray honey into his bedroom at night with a squirt gun. i ended up spending months saving up for a pump squirt gun powerful enough to squirt a honey + water mixture that goes over his fence reaching his bedroom window. i made sure the honey water forms a trail into his backyard where ants live. not sure what happened after a few weeks as i moved to another school district. but during those weeks, he was either way too sleep deprived to bully anyone or has developed phobia to insects. either way, it was a win. i gained a sick squirt gun too.
OP: "The coworker ate 25 doughnuts" Me: wtf I thought these guys only existed in math problems.. like *Larry ate 25 doughnuts in one hour. What does Larry have now?* *Diabetes.. most probably*
perfect timing to hear that mosquito sentiment about how they all deserve to explode lol. yes. i got bit by 300 mosquitoes today and it’s so annoying 😭 not to mention literally dangerous
While working tech support to a tv provider there was once an issue that knocked out service to something like 90% of the customers. We got bombarded with calls asking what was wrong. Most people were fine with hearing "This is a large issue affecting nearly all our customers. We haven't figured out what's wrong yet. But it's a high priority fix. We should get it up and running again soon." We also told them that once the issue was solved they could call back and get a refund on their next bill. The problem was fixed in a couple of hours. One guy though, decided to scream at me claiming it was unprofessional to say that we don't know what the error was. Then he accused me of lying and said that I actually did know, but I just didn't want to tell him for some reason. Customer service is wild.
You and I are different types of Australian, my friend. I can't stand vegemite. Give me a crunchy peanut butter any day. However, agreed. Dude has balls.
Proof Rslash is a great narrator: I am fucking terrified of ants. I had a traumatic experience with them as a kid, and now I will literally leave room screaming if I so much as hear "Hey, is that an ant?" I hate hearing about ants (unless it's fun facts about them that do not involve them being anywhere near human beings, especially me) and I get a sinking feeling in my stomach any time I think too much about ants. All that being said, I sat through Rslash reading an entire story about weaponized ants while I was eating dinner and enjoyed every second of listening to him tell the story.
I love stories where people put bad stuff in their food to get back at the people who steal their food. I wish I'd thought of something like that when i was living with my sister.
I'm just thankful that on the first post, the dogs weren't outside when the poison was sprayed. If that happened, after I take care of the dogs taking to them the emergency vet and making sure they were okay, I would go over to their house and spray them back. I believe that whatever harm a person does to you, a fellow person or animal, should receive the same of what they did to them.
Ignoring the health hazard alone of spraying poison on a food-producing plant, as a person who gardens, malicious destruction of someone's vegetable garden is a declaration of war.
The “leaving the task” petty revenge reminded me of when I worked at a gas station where we made fudge in house, and I was the only person trained to do it. My boss asked me to come in at 5am on my last day to make a batch of fudge before I left. Well, when I got there he had a list of other things he wanted done instead. So, I went back home and ignored the list because I offered my time for making fudge, and it clearly wasn’t a priority. So, I came back in at 9am (which is when the shift would have started) to learn the boss had called to check on progress and was told that I had left. He knew better than to fuck with me after I had left them a 2 page resignation letter about how poorly managed that store was. I have never felt prouder of myself than that moment.
That last one sounds like what happens when my dad takes leave and people cover his work. They actually had to get 2 or 3 people to do the equivalent work he does, he knows the system they use very well and just gets angry with people not using it. Now they have to suffer.
The vegimite story, in the UK vegimite goes under the name marmite, the advert for it says "either you love it or you hate it.". This is true, there is no middle ground, I personally love it.
If they hadn't seen the nozzle, they might have died eating the poison. That's attempted murder. They got off easy.
I think by poison they might have meant herbicide but if poison is what they meant then that's fucked up
@@Thezion1111 herbicide, pesticide, poison. Its all the same thing if you eat food not knowing its contaminated with toxic/carcinogenic chemicals
If you got fresh produce you grew yourself, you wouldn't be expecting to have to wash it. Right? And depending on the poison, it soaks up into the roots. Why you can't ever let your dog eat neighbors grass, you don't know what they've treated it with
It wouldn’t kill them but they would get non Hodgkin lymphoma in 20 years
Yeah they need to file a restraining order against the neighbors and sue them for the cost of repairs.
"In texas that's a Killin' offense. Sadly, we did not live in Texas so I was forced to devise my own punishment." Oh my God I love that line.
Same!
The south is filled with plenty of places that are just very good for agriculture in other words Texas isn't the only place that that offense is a killing offense
You can mess with the grass, you can mess with the fence, you can even mess with the pool, but... you do NOT mess with the salsa.
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“Being melted in hydrochloric acid is a fate that all mosquitos deserve”
Jesus RSlash, what did mosquitos do to you... Oh wait
wait what
If a mosquito starts sucking blood, block the vein it’s sucking from. It will explode
@@okietc1889 the mosquito or the vain cause both are terrifying
you mean what they did to whole humanity?
@@thedarkdragon1437 They must pay for their crimes
"They called for loud parties, no parties..."
"Yes 911? I'd like to report my neighbor for being a fucking nerd. Hes spending New Years alone"
"Sir this line needs to remain clear so we can answer real emergencies"
Hello 911? OP is nailing a board on their fence
"Sir I'm going to ask you again to leave this line open for real emergencies"
Sir, this isn't 911, this is a Wendy's
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Lmfaoo I can't with this comment 😂😂😂😂
They kept on putting in false reports they should’ve gone to prison
OP watched Ant man and decided that was their life now
Heck ya 🤣, lol happy (late) Valentine’s Day dude
Ye boi
-sun tzu, the art of war
*in the backround*: "welcome to AntsCanada, Ant channel. Enjoy."
Lol Reddit readers watch Reddit readers
Hi Steven
Neighbors: *Poisons OP's tomatoes and Jalapenos*
OP: *"So you have chosen....ants."*
How many ants did the neighbors end up choosing? All of them.
The mosquito story made me think of a joke:
Johnny was a chemist boy but Johnny is no more, what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.
H2SO4? Can you explain? (I knos h2 means 2 hydrogen atoms, what does SO mean?)
Reminds me of another joke:
Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders: "I'd like some H2O." The second man - wanting to sound intelligent -- requests: "I'd like H2O too." The second man dies.
S if I'm correct is sulfur and O is definitely 4 Oxygen atoms
@@6feetapartor6feetunder78 that’s the chemical formula for sulphuric acid (H2SO4) he drank that instead of water (H2O) so was no more
@@ficialintelligence1869 I’ve heard that one lol
“Ant Rockettes did the can-can across the counter!”
Me: I can’t unhear nor unpicture that in my mind! 😂
At least it wasn't the Cha-cha slide or the Macarena
@@Mrflash222006 maybe the ones that got inside were doing those
@SPCridge2012 I was eating cereal when that line was read 😂😂😂😂
I just picture the movie Joe's Apartment, except with ants
OP has a way with words.😂😂😂
Crazy customer: "How DARE you say you're working with me to fix this problem!"
Call center: "Okay, I will now work against you to fix this problem."
Me: ok I’ll go smoke a cigarette and listen to music instead of helping you. It’s your problem only now.
Rslash: "In Texas, that's a killing offense"
me, a Texan: "Darn tootin' it is"
Lmfaoo 😂😂
Neighbor: sprays tomato and jalapeño pants
OP" DO you want ant's? Because THAT'S how you get ants.
Read this in Archer's voice
@@Jessidafennecfox Same
do NOT MESS WITH THE SALSA 👿🤭
Just wanna tell everyone that he switched The battle of Ypres for the battle of Normandy, no hard feelings but The battle Ypres was way worse and thus reflects the state of the backyard more
Yeah and 5 pounds to 15 pounds of sugar
Most people don't know the the battle of Ypres so it means nothing to them. I would have personally chosen to go with Stalingrad.
@@I_THE_ME It's not really the severity of battle itself, it is more a valid description since the battle of ypres was fought with massive artillery fire which means the whole landscape turned into a moon like surface with crates everywhere. And that's what the OP was referring to, changing it to a different battle makes no sense especially with the landing in the Normandy. Guess rslash did not trust his American viewers to be well enough educated in history.
@@drstihl2007 to be fair, I didn't know about the battle of Ypres until today. American Education is not really all that good until College, then there is a massive gap from what you learned to what you should know as a baseline.
@@drstihl2007 Yeah, Rslash assumed were all idiots. I knew what Ypres was as soon as I read it. It's trench buildn and bolt pulln
The language OP from the first story used just made me DIE LAUGHING
When no one was looking, the douchy coworker ate twenty-five doughnuts. He ate 25 doughnuts. That's as many as five fives. And that's terrible.
-"We'll give aunts, LOTS of aunts!";
-"Grandma, grandpa, go home, you are drunk"
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Lolll 😂😂
who's imagining this military-looking like ants just marching up into that house to nuke it? LOL
Man: Eats 25 doughnuts and gets petty revenged on.
Madlad: So the limit is 24?
Yo the beaches of Normandy was NOTHING compared to the Battle of Ypres.
I'm not familiar with that war, but I noticed Rslash changed it
@@Bob-cs8gs Welcome to the trenches Bob. Your being sent there on Nov 1st,1914
one was miles inland and changed the face of hundreds of miles, the other only really changed the landscape days to weeks after…
I love how OP describes the event as an actual war.
And also the battle of pres and beaches of normandy are two different things. Is literally a beach.
Different wars even, the battles were over a quarter century apart.
@@matthewhearn9910 Ikr that's what pissed me off even more.
"battle of Ypres" -> Which one? Ypres had 5 battles in WW1 if i recall correctly. And the first use of gas as a weapon
Considering that the Marines had used poison spray on OP’s plants, I’d imagine it would be the second one, as they likely used chemical agents to kill the ants, and the yard with it.
the answer is clearly “all of them”
"That is beyond greedy"
I think that it's called 'Gluttony'
He should definitely try mukbang.😂
RIP all those who lost their lives in the war, may we have a moment of silence?
[pulls out world's smallest bugle and plays Taps] 🎺
That’s the ultimate move; having a plate put for dinner just in case city hall gets called on you again - I bet those people love visiting OP‘s house, even under these circumstances :D
I thought she was going to act like they didn't know the peppers were poisoned, and then they would just make salsa with the damaged vegetables and give it to them as a gift.
I want to hear about the racoon warfare....or were the racoons gang members taking over?! 😁
Couldn’t poisoning someone food be attempted murder
Guy: Im gonna poison these tomatoes that my neighbor has!
OP: Ant Special Forces, we need backup!
Guy: *insert Linus quitting TH-cam face*
That revenge was fANTastic
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"... in Texas that's a killin' offense"
Yes, yes it is.
1:43 You can say the same thing for Karens
Rslash: *_"posts"_*
Me: *_My day has never been better_*
The post: *IS ABOUT PETTY REVENGE*
Me: *it just got better*
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Those three dislikes be like:
"This Video is free thats to expensive."
Or someone was vehemently opposed to the word "recruited" in the title. "You can't recruit ants!" Or... the dislikes were from mosquitoes.
@@annika5893 damn I knew it those mosquitoes are evolving to Karen
18 now... who goes around disliking these videos?
Did they expect a different subreddit today?
Personally I prefer choosingbeggars but I like others as well...
@@leandrogaldeano7731 well man beats me
@@leandrogaldeano7731 yeah, tbh i prefer maliciouscompliance and a subreddit he doesn't do
Dude I’m playing idleants and get a notification from R/SENT AN ARMY OF ANTS TO MY ENEMY lollll that’s a weird coincidence.
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Good Morning Rslash! Good Morning everyone else! Have a great Monday!
You too
You too!
I know this is annoying but I want to say I hope you all stay safe from rona and a like sub or even a view on my videos would make me 😃
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Good morning to you!
That ant revenge is the best one I have ever heard!! Perfect!!Ants are so hard to get rid of. I laughed throughout the whole tale!!
The second I heard "ate a plate of 25 doughnuts", my stomach cramped at the thought of all that sugar. I can handle maybe 2 doughnuts together, but any more than that and I'd probably die of sugar overdose.
This was my thought! How did he not make himself sick, eating that much fat and sugar in one sitting?
I can handle more than that but still will stop at 4 if no one else is taking them
@@Mr-__-Sy He should make mukbang videos on eating donuts.🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩
I could probably do 12, but I don't think I'd enjoy it. I've done 4 to 6 if I was hungry, but I wouldn't suggest it. Maybe they were small mini donuts? They were homemade so it's not really giving us a size.
I know I can barely eat ONE donut but he ate 25?!?
As a Texan I can confirm: if you mess with my salsa you get the death penalty
I’m dead at the mental image of shih tzus being used as beasts of burden. 😂
Shih Tzu Cavalry/ Knights
@@fireiron369 With those little tiny monkeys on them in the tiniest shining armor?
@@tookitogo Sun Tzu wishes he was like me
Plot Twist: OP only saw Donut Boy leaving the room with the full plate of donuts and assumed that they ate them all. In reality, Donut Boy took the plate around the office and gave them out so no one had to go out of their way to get one. A few days later, Donut Boy, who had not gotten a single donut last time, attempts to enjoy one of the eclairs, but is tricked and breaks out into tears at the betrayal. The first treat he's allowed himself to enjoy after nearly losing a leg to diabetes in his 20s was a dirty trick from one of the coworkers he thought he could trust. :(
I can just imagine the red special forces ants attacking the neibhors in their sleep.
In tiny flack vests and Kevlar helmets......🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
Imagine if the ants were bullet ants!🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
@@6feetapartor6feetunder78 Bullet ants armed with guns
@@prismstudios001 And night vission googles...... 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
@@meganixi5282 bravo 6, going dark.
At an old workplace I brought in donuts for my own birthday. My boss took the entire box of donuts to an out of office meeting.
That Marine couple is the 1% that ruin it for the rest of us. 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Which was why an Army had no qualms about ruining their retirement 🤣
As an Aussie, I can honestly say that I seriously scare the living daylights out of my American friends by threatening to feed them Vegemite. The eclair thief had extra reason to be salty that day...
threaten me with Vegemite and i’ll threaten you with Moxie!
that thumbnail is horrifying
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As someone who lives in Texas, I can confirm that sabotaging someone's salsa garden is definitely a killing offense
thumbnail: **exists**
me , who was a huge fear of ants: ⊙.☉
Same... ants are a trypophobic trigger for me 🥺
Same! If I see ants indoors, even harmless sugar ants, I become physically ill and have a lot of trouble concentrating on things like work. I still love A Bug's Life, though.
part of the reason why im afraid of ants it's because i got one stuck in my ear once when i was little (like 8) ...
@@reeselmao I used to be chill about ants until I was 11, when I was bitten a handful of times and saw a REALLY bad infestation, all in the course of around 6 months.
"Being melted in a pool is what all mosquitos deserve" THATS MY RSLASH
Anyone else wanna hear the raccoon and fig story? Lol
I wholeheartedly agree with the mosquito thing. I got dengue fever from a single mosquito bite a couple years back and I never want to experience that again.
me laughing my ass off about the ant story,
Op: *wait there's more*
RSlash's statement holds true with the mosquitos, because
The pregnant ones are the survivors who bit humans
I bet you any money the leader of the ants is named Antony
The first one had me in tears of laughter!!! Brilliant writing, absolutely brilliant. 😂😂😂
Did I hear correctly you said the wife look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Now I have images of Arnold Schwarzenegger in drag for some reason.
My brain just went to Gwendoline Christie who is actually quite beautiful despite her very large stature.
I guess you haven't seen Total Recall then... lmfao
He does dress in drag in Junior.
@@KoriMasho to my dismay I have not seen that movie, I will have to remedy that in order to see Arnie in drag.
@@RenegadeBladesman It's really, really dumb. XD
For someone eating 25 doughnuts, I am surprised, that the guy couldnt hold down those eclairs, despite what they were filled with. I mean, if he puts down that amount of doughnuts, I would think he would eat everything like the glutton he is. :O
how does one even eat 25 donuts IN AN HOUR
I know, it would take me about a week.
Type II Diabetic here.
How is donut guy not DEAD!?
If I had 25 donuts, in one day, let alone in one hour, I would die of a sugar-induced diabetic coma.
Eating 25 doughnuts meant for a whole team is not just overly selfish, but very diabetic.
Might as well just double the sugar in the doughnuts instead of vegemite for the r/nuclearrevenge post
If they were full size they would be 450 cal's a piece or 11250 calories for all of them - 675 grams of sugar (24 oz or 170 sugar cubes)
oh yeah lol
@@Mrflash222006 WTF omg...
@@teleporter777 And they are just the glazed or powdered ones - double it for the jam and iced ones not forgetting the 25g of fat in each
@@Mrflash222006 ikik omg this can legally kill right? lololol
1:28 back in Utah, we were taught that it was illegal to have standing water in buckets, bird baths, pools, etc. it was really weird and we had to go to assemblies for it
What? I've lived most of my life in Utah and I've never heard that. I've seen neighbors with bird baths and swimming pools...
Not to mention water for livestock and pets
Why is TH-cam like the only social media with a dislike button?
because other social media platforms love their users feeling unchallenged and being able to prance around without being called out on their bullshit. Look at twitter for example. Imagine if twitter had a dislike button...
Well not really, Reddit has a downvote option, though the weird thing is that it shows a sum total (like if a post has 30 upvotes and 20 downvotes, the number shown will be 10)
@@davethelong5093 ye, reddit's pretty cool in that regard too, although i'm not too fond of the "karma" system, i feel like it just encourages low quality karma-fodder posts and for people to call legit posts "karma whoring"
Honestly they probably should've not made any karma system and just made the total count of upvotes / downvotes be a stat that you can see somewhere but isn't relevant, i feel it doesn't add anything to the site
I know this is from a year ago, but I had a customer scream at me for saying, "With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with today". She completely lost it for the word pleasure, saying how dare I say it was a pleasure.
Ahh my fresh daily RSlash
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I know this is annoying but I want to say I hope you all stay safe from rona and a like sub or even a view on my videos would make me 😃
yeeees
love this guy. he makes such good vids
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@5:11 That's a strange way to say Ypres. Which, for those who don't know, was a series of 5 major battles over the course of 4 years that turned the an area of Belgian West Flanders into an absolute desolate hellscape that more closely resembled the surface of the moon. It also cost easily 100 times as many lives as Normandy. While D-Day is more easily remembered by the modern generation, Passchendaele makes Omaha Beach look like a summer trip to the to Cancun.
You can say that again! Now fix the bayonets! Were charging into the Jerries!
Nobody:
The thumbnail: ✋🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
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the guy who polished an entire plate of doughnuts is literally Homer Simpson.
The battle of Ypres is. It Normandy & 5 doesn’t equal 15
3 bags of 5 does.
Man I wish the neighbors also got city hall called on them for poisoning op's plants along with the ants
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@@Yue797 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE ANTS ARE HERE GET THE MARINES
"any collage+& school students here "😍💋😭
Any cat fisher out there?😍😍🤩🤩🤩👄👄❤️❤️❤️💓💓💞💕💕❣️
I know this is annoying but I want to say I hope you all stay safe from rona and a like sub or even a view on my videos would make me 😃
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As a Texan I can confirm, poisoning someone’s plants does give them the right to use there state official shotgun on you.
"In Texas, that's a killin offense", my Texan ass out loud said "sure is" just to be disappointed OP isn't in Texas.
i did something similar to a bully in middle school. he's signature move is catching random insects in the grass and throwing them into other students' lunch. i thought of ants as a revenge plot to give him a taste of his own medicine. i was planning to spray honey into his bedroom at night with a squirt gun. i ended up spending months saving up for a pump squirt gun powerful enough to squirt a honey + water mixture that goes over his fence reaching his bedroom window. i made sure the honey water forms a trail into his backyard where ants live.
not sure what happened after a few weeks as i moved to another school district. but during those weeks, he was either way too sleep deprived to bully anyone or has developed phobia to insects. either way, it was a win. i gained a sick squirt gun too.
The war of the ants story was more entertaining to listen to than any book I've read in my entire life.
OP: "The coworker ate 25 doughnuts"
Me: wtf I thought these guys only existed in math problems.. like
*Larry ate 25 doughnuts in one hour. What does Larry have now?*
*Diabetes.. most probably*
I cannot think of a creature less "farm animal" than a shih tzu.
I knew someone who had one on her farm. She was 100% a pet, though.
perfect timing to hear that mosquito sentiment about how they all deserve to explode lol. yes.
i got bit by 300 mosquitoes today and it’s so annoying 😭 not to mention literally dangerous
I'm pretty sure the ant story seems more like a pro revenge story than a petty revenge
While working tech support to a tv provider there was once an issue that knocked out service to something like 90% of the customers. We got bombarded with calls asking what was wrong. Most people were fine with hearing "This is a large issue affecting nearly all our customers. We haven't figured out what's wrong yet. But it's a high priority fix. We should get it up and running again soon." We also told them that once the issue was solved they could call back and get a refund on their next bill. The problem was fixed in a couple of hours.
One guy though, decided to scream at me claiming it was unprofessional to say that we don't know what the error was. Then he accused me of lying and said that I actually did know, but I just didn't want to tell him for some reason.
Customer service is wild.
Karen:I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER, NOW!
Male karen :I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR NOW!
Feel the same way about Mosquitoes. Up till I was 14... looked like I had chickenpox. Every time went outside.
A study found rats will actually leave food behind so their friends can have some, which makes RATS more polite and thoughtful than doughnut guy.
**Offended in Australian**
Vegemite tastes awesome, though eating a spoonful or more with a straight face takes some balls lol
You and I are different types of Australian, my friend. I can't stand vegemite. Give me a crunchy peanut butter any day.
However, agreed. Dude has balls.
1:41 oooh a pool to lay my eggs
2 seconds later
IT BURNS
Proof Rslash is a great narrator: I am fucking terrified of ants. I had a traumatic experience with them as a kid, and now I will literally leave room screaming if I so much as hear "Hey, is that an ant?" I hate hearing about ants (unless it's fun facts about them that do not involve them being anywhere near human beings, especially me) and I get a sinking feeling in my stomach any time I think too much about ants.
All that being said, I sat through Rslash reading an entire story about weaponized ants while I was eating dinner and enjoyed every second of listening to him tell the story.
That's such a Dale Gribble thing to do, though 😂😂😂 I love it!
Oh my god, the doughnuts! How does anyone eat so many?!?! *gags*
I love stories where people put bad stuff in their food to get back at the people who steal their food. I wish I'd thought of something like that when i was living with my sister.
I'm just thankful that on the first post, the dogs weren't outside when the poison was sprayed. If that happened, after I take care of the dogs taking to them the emergency vet and making sure they were okay, I would go over to their house and spray them back. I believe that whatever harm a person does to you, a fellow person or animal, should receive the same of what they did to them.
11:48 hes the real life homer simpson
Ignoring the health hazard alone of spraying poison on a food-producing plant, as a person who gardens, malicious destruction of someone's vegetable garden is a declaration of war.
I woke up right on time. Thanks a bundle rSlash and I hope you and your wife had a wonderful Valentine’s Day.
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That ant story was told exceptionally well
The marine family should be pretty glad OP didn't report the ant infestation to the proper authorities while they were on their 6 week vacation
The ant one was the most brutal petty revenge story I’ve ever heard! That’s like almost pro revenge 😂
^*Looks at the Ant Queen*^
"Look at me, I am de captain now."
The “leaving the task” petty revenge reminded me of when I worked at a gas station where we made fudge in house, and I was the only person trained to do it. My boss asked me to come in at 5am on my last day to make a batch of fudge before I left. Well, when I got there he had a list of other things he wanted done instead. So, I went back home and ignored the list because I offered my time for making fudge, and it clearly wasn’t a priority. So, I came back in at 9am (which is when the shift would have started) to learn the boss had called to check on progress and was told that I had left. He knew better than to fuck with me after I had left them a 2 page resignation letter about how poorly managed that store was. I have never felt prouder of myself than that moment.
I have a fun fact regarding ants did you know that sugar ants taste like lemons and are very health to eat
Gotta love how descriptive the first OP was
That last one sounds like what happens when my dad takes leave and people cover his work. They actually had to get 2 or 3 people to do the equivalent work he does, he knows the system they use very well and just gets angry with people not using it. Now they have to suffer.
The vegimite story, in the UK vegimite goes under the name marmite, the advert for it says "either you love it or you hate it.". This is true, there is no middle ground, I personally love it.