Mass Effect 2 Bad Ending: Everyone dies
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2024
- Mass Effect 2 Bad Ending: No Survivors
If you are wondering, you can not continue to play after this ending. You just leave the credits and go directly to the main screen. YOU CAN NOT CONTINUE TO PLAY AFTER THIS!
This is a compilation (and to me very amusing) of all the ways to get your squad killed in the Suicide Mission. I had to edit out a lot of stuff to fit it into 11 minutes since I didn't want to get it into 2 parts but left some of the cool cinematic fights in.
To accomplish this feat, I did no loyalty quests or ship upgrades, which resulted in:
1. Jack dead: Lasered by the Oculus.
2. Legion: Electrocution from the power core.
3. Thane: Crushed by a Normandy beam.
4. Jacob: Volunteered for suicide and died to a rocket to the face.
5. Samara: Died escorting the crew back.
6. Grunt: Swept away by insects
7. Miranda: Dead after final boss.
8. Garrus: Dead after final boss.
9. Mordin: Couldn't hold the line.
10. Zaeed: Died with Mordin watching the back.
11. Tali: Bullet to the chest.
Enjoy!
This is what Shepard looks like when the Illusive Man spent 4000 credits instead of 4000000000
4000!? Way to much still more like 4 credits!
you get what you paid for i suppose,
Illusive Man-“Hmm....maybe I should have bought the upgraded version....”
Ariel Milachay XD
Some players like to make their avatar look like themselves
Once upon a time, there was a very ugly Shepard. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
xD
lmfao, as the French say
Lmfao as ugly as he was stupid.
hi Georgina :D
again hahaha
I guess in this case it's safe to judge the book by its cover.
When an NPC has to carry on the mission for you, because you failed your job.
ouch lol
You have to admit, he's badass for a crippled NPC, though.
mhhh too bad that you don´t play as Joker in Mass Effect 3 after failing that hard xD
Technically he was playable at that one part. Probably Commander Jeff Shepard in ME3 hahaha
Oh ya.. you get to play as him, briefly, when the ship is taken over by the collectors. Forgot about that. lol
Shepard: „Jacob close the door“
Jacob: „Its jammed“
rocket hits jacob in the face
Shepard: „NOOO - that was our tech specialist!“
Samara: „What now Shepard?“
Shepard: „Grunt, you are our new tech specialist. Tali, you take Jacobs Assault rifle“
Fuckin' mood
This is great
Man the comments on this video are killing me worse than this player did his squad
Shepard: Mordin, you're our biotic shield.
Mordin: But i don't-
Shepard: *Points a gun at him*
I said, you're our biotic shield...
why the fuck is everyone in this comment section a fucking grade A comedian
Shepherd: They killed our crew, our friends. They think we’re helpless; *they’re right.*
Lmao
Not really: yes, shepard died, but he killed the collectors nonetheless.
i wanted to press like but i dont want to ruin number of the beast
@@MrArbeter too late
My biggest mistake was to scroll down the comments while drinking tea - this one just got me choked up a little bit from laughter.
His speech right before the attack:
"I'm commander Shepard, welcome to Jackass"
You made my day
Not jackass 😭😂
this comment is gold xD
I’m dying faster than the crew of Normandy
Shitfuckery would be more apt... Courtesy the australien govt
If Shepard had missed the jump then this ending would have been perfect
Lol imagine Shepard slipping just as he was about to jump and screams as he fall
Or because of incompetence he misjudges the jump so badly he only goes a few feet off the edge and misses the ship by a mile as he falls to his death dramatically.
Or he jumps so high that he jumps over it and hits the wall :P
Like Bart Simpsons
@@enzocabrera2384 lol well homer but ya
Mass Effect 3: Joker saves the galaxy with his friends: Conrad Verner, Blasto the Hanar Spectre, Niftu Cal the Biotic God and Veetor the Agorafobia Quarian. Liara T'Soni is their nanny.
You joke, but I'd honestly pay to play that. Niftu Cal overestimating himself ever encounter and occasionally doing some actual badass stuff would be beyond comical, as you wouldn't know if he was actually capable or just being an idiot.
@Genaro Scala That was Niftu Cal, he was in ME2
Don't forget Kaidan or Ashley.
Also Kasumi lives...as apparently I commented in this video 10 years ago....
Seriously, what happens if you go from this ending to mass effect 3?
@@thefoochie2118 I would like to know as well
Getting this ending should be followed up by a message from the developers personally insulting the player for being so unbelievably terrible.
hahahahahaha
Message follows: "Bioware would like to thank you for playing Mass Effect 2. However, due to the ending of this sequence we ask the player to never again play one of our games as you have went on a mass killing spree on your team. Please do not attempt to play Mass Effect 3 as you level of experience is that of a rock. Again thank you for playing Mass Effect 2 and we are not looking to see you, the player, in the future."
+hhds113 I like it but damn that's harsh.
+hhds113 lmfao
"Dear Player, it took us over 2 years to develop a game which, we feel, was an unwavering success. Positive feedback from the community has reiterated this on several occasions and we feel that we have upheld the standard you come to expect from us to it's highest degree. However we must inform you that if you are seeing this message, that 2+ years of hard work and dedication were completely wasted because you, the player, we so abysmally bad, you actually make us regret making this game. Next time we suggest using your hands to play the game, rather than your face. It makes the gaming experience we hope to provide far more enjoyable.
Thank you for trying, but we suggest you practice with Hello Kitty before attempting to play this game again.
All the best,
The BioWare Team."
The face palming illusive man in the thumbnail sums up this ending perfectly.
"You disappoint me."
"Be careful, Shepard"
Good ideas are overrated.
Exactly what I thought too.
"I've wasted SO MANY MILLIONS resurrecting this project, and he goes and kills his entire crew."
Haha. no wonder everyone died. That Shepard looked dead before the mission ever started.
lol 😂
LMAO!!
😭😭😭😭💀
he should go
Right, cool shepard you've made
Illusive Man: "I will never financially recover from this..."
I don’t care if this is dated, it is brilliant.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want a DLC that features Commander Joker saving the Galaxy
YES I WANT IT LMAO
on a wheelchair
it's the "professor xavier's dlc" hahaha
Yea, have fun with him constantly having broken bones for just tripping or somth
It's time for Blasto! the Hanar Spectre
We can now see that the Lazarus project was a failure. Shepard is so hideous looking that his whole crew chose death.
Main goal of the suicide mission
Nope it wasn't. You forget that they made a clone out of the original Shepard ;)
"We can rebuild him. We have the technology. Just not that much money."
+Balmung35 *cue Indian track* WAIT, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN
The man who was banished??
omfgggg 😂
The developers made this ending specially for players who designed their Sheperd like this
I laughed a bit too much to this lol you're a LEGEND!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 effing dead !!
Why is this true?
Hahahahaahahahahahaha this needs more comments
Reminds me of boba in the mandalorian
6:32 This looks like Miranda survived but then she saw Shepard and thought "Oh my God, not this guy again..." and then she gave up.
You know what, nope
I’m dead
With a Shepard like that, I would’ve given too
Lmao.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seeing Tali and Garrus die is too painful for me.
i cant see my waifu dying
I always chose Garrus and Tali for every team mission, they are the most useful.
I can't see Legion dying either. :(
He's as adorable as Tali! ^^
Ano Niem they die if you don't complete their personal mission
Alizabelle creed
They have a CHANCE of dying, you might still get lucky.
I didn't even know it was possible to fuck up so much ......
:D
j
You have to work at it.
it sucked that it was so hard to actually fail on this game.
Depends how you mean by fail. Any casualty among your team means that next game, all their scenes are gone. Permanently. Any loyalty missions you don't do, even if they survive the suicide mission, they will likely die in Mass Effect 3. If you want to keep everyone alive through this war, you can slip up very quickly without realizing it, choosing the wrong dialogue to defuse Miranda and Jack, not getting enough support with Legion and Tali to make peace between both sides... There's probably more I forgot, but that's enough of an example to show how easy it is to suddenly have someone die permanently due to a choice you made hours ago, or even in a previous game!
Without upgrades or the right choices, this just looks like a group of horribly unqualified people pissing into the wind.
And they still won lmao
Definition of a pyrrhic victory
Legit, I’m over here with the shield, guns, and armor upgrades and I’m almost laughing while crying
Idk bro, this looks like a difficult thing for a human to survive haha. The assassination of Osama bin Laden was way easier than something like this and everyone on that one almost died in a helicopter crash before the attack could begin
@Justen Smith your comment has been submitted and rated.
Rating: A+ Cringe
This shepard clearly chose the sole survivor origin, and thought it was so fun the first time he did it again
LMAO
Technically he isn't the only survivor
Lmfaooo
With Mr. Clean now dead, now begins the story of Commander Joker.
I'm commander joker and this is my favorite comment on TH-cam
+Extreme Tutorials
That's still Commander Clean to you :P
***** Nope, his name is still Mr. Clean, my box of magic sponges say so.
Extreme Tutorials
In this game it's Commander Clean =P
i wish he had survived, I did love his commercials, even if he did look like he was coked-up
I fucking LOVE how the final scene implies Joker's going to take on the reaper threat all by himself.
Makes me wish for a Mass Effect 3 update that allowed the player to play as Joker.
+685eric685 First mission: He breaks his legs, and dies. The end.
Jani SIr Hey, no hating the pilot of the Normandy!
685eric685 It's true...
+Tiger66261 Bioware should do a dlc like in Dragon Age Origins where the Warden dies and Alistair takes but with Joker.
He's the perfect underdog
Ah Jacob, couldn't take a rocket to the face. Garrus should have taught him that one.
Maybe if he did just a little more calibration to his face...
Jacob is so manly, that he decided to block the rocket with his face. Too bad he forgot he's not a Krogan.
Leading off with "Ah Jacob" had me reading this comment in Miranda's voice.
Totally some shit she'd have said too lol
Funny you say that, that's how garrus ended up dying in my first suicide mission.
@@shredkaczynski8414 you made him took the rocket in the face. TWICE 😂😂😂you monster
I fuckin died laughing when Shepard was giving his final speech to all of 2 people
That is pretty funny
I like to imagine zaeed and mordin just look to one another once sheperd's squad is out of earshot.
Zaeed: "We're gonna godamn die here aren't we?"
Mordin: "Likelihood of our deaths, *inhales deeply before sighing*, undeniably certain."
Zaeed: "Shit."
There was literally 1 person infront of him when I got this ending it was funny as fuck
@@waltonkromer2702 lmao
@@waltonkromer2702 😆
So what happens if you try to import this save to Mass Effect 3? You'd probably get a message like:
"We regret to inform you that due to your appalling playthrough of Mass Effect 2, everyone is dead. So it's literally impossible to start this game without Commander Shephard. If you wish to import a save, we highly recommend getting good and attempt to complete Mass Effect 2 with skills that do not equate to a four year old."
~BioWare Team
Nah you get to play to whole game as normal but as Joker instead of Shephard!
Commander Moreau!
Nah it opens a alternate play, where you play as joker; piloting your new commander from star to star and you just get to play arcades and talk to EDI when they go on the 'big boys mission'.
i wish
citadel DLC.
nobody shows up
*Starts mass effect 3* "Critical mission failure"
Automatic victory for the Reapers
@@dzikripratama3776 what actually happens if you import a shepard with this ending? Is it allowed?
@@LamethDaveth you cant start ME3 with this ending. The game force you to create a new character instead...
Start of ME3, we follow the adventures of Joker. XD
@@dzikripratama3776 so this actually can happen, wow
Shepard: Gets himself and his whole crew killed
Illusive man: This is a victory
Well yeah, he's indoctrinated
@@Deschuttes fair enough
It is a victory for him, I mean after the events in ME2 the illusive man wasn't backing him anymore. Though admittedly Shepard wasn't there to stop them arriving in the arrival DLC since that canonically happens after the suicide mission, so I'm guessing they made it into the galaxy much faster.
BillyA69 considering Shepard’s face I’d consider his death a victory too lol
@@Camelotsmoon if shepard doesn't do mission in the arrival DLC, the the crew of marines from alliance will do it.
Mordin: "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it right."
I’M DEAD
but so is everyone so
And thats how Joker saved the universe from the reapers
Me3 with joker protagonist
*collectors, reapers are still coming
At least he'll get those free drinks...
@ or he gets cybernetic legs or a whole body🤔
That'd still be unironically cooler than starting the game as Dick Ryder
"They're cowards. They've never had to stand and face the best of us. That's you!"
All two of you hahaha
Yeah, a scientist and a traumatized merc are the best that the galaxy can offer.
Mass Effect 2 Bad Ending: Shepard has never once spoken to any crew member and knows nothing about them.
I only speak to humans
@@risch1995 but what about garrus? and thane? the rest are pretty boring but them too are actually decent
Mordin is also alright
@@notacockgobbler2054 No compromise
@@risch1995 your mass effect run isn’t going to be very fun then
@@notacockgobbler2054 Yeah since Legendary edition runs absolutely terrible on my Gerät
Whoa Shepard really prepared for this suicide mission. I mean look at those coffins, just the right amount.
That's Commander Shepard to you. Lol.
what i want to know is, how did all those bodies get on board again, lol? Did joker hobble over there and drag them all back with his f'd up legs?
@@moonashaThe coffins are probably empty except for the crew who died on the ship. They're symbolic. Sometimes you can't retrieve the body but still do the funeral.
@@Horny_Fruit_Flies yea. everyone know this except moonasha :d
Given everything else, it wouldn't be surprising if they were for recruiting vampires.
When Shepard is giving his final speech. The remaining crew are all looking at him like, "This guy has f*cking lost it".....
5:01 I bursted out laughing
@@majorastorm its pure comedy hahahhah
Garrus’ face at 4:35 is the face you make when you’re having an internal breakdown
"We're fucking doomed"
Several crewmates are already dead, Shepard says he plans to live to tell about it. Everyone looking at him like BRUH.
This video is extremely funny to me for several reasons:
1. Sheppard is a coked-up Mr. Clean. He is so ugly that the team decided to kill themselves
2. Getting this ending is extremely hard so it would be unimaginable to think that there is somebody out there who got this ending by playing for real
3. he makes the absolute worst choices and the entire team in the game agrees with him
4. Sheppard giving motivational speeches while looking like he has cancer
5. Sheppard giving motivational speeches to only 2 people that are left alive
6. Those 2 people dying immediately after the speech
7. The entire dialogue hints that most of them will survive
8. Joker ends up the only one alive
9. The developers actually made this ending with Joker being the only one alive
10. The game implies that Joker will be the one to stop the Reapers
Also I found a great booty shot of Miranda in this video
HAHAHAHHAHA
#10 - hey now, he may be useless in a physical fight, but with EDI and the Normandy in his hands, Joker is one scary badass cripple xD
@@scofield1154 every booty shot of Miranda is great let's be honest here. She is fiiine af
@@t.mcgarry4
Genetically modified to be perfect in all the right places.
Must have been weird for the dad.
Anyone else like how the thumbnail for this video was The Illusive Man facepalming?
+Noble VI it's not even supposed to be a thing, it's leftover from Martin Sheen mocap when they tell him how fucking shit you have to be to get this ending.
+Noble VI I know right. XD
+Noble VI The Illusive Man is all "You had ONE job Shepard."
Noble VI "Be careful, Shepard"
Joker: "Everybody hold on. This is going to get ugly."
Shepard: "Low blow man."
That's why shepard decided to get everybody killed, to spite joker.
"... And I took that personally!"
Shepard: "Joker, tell them.."
Joker: "You tell them. I'm not losing you again."
Shepard: "I should go."
Underrated comment
"That's all for now"
We’ll bang okay?
I SHOULD go
@@hayde-3961 I should GO
There shoulda been a scene where the shaman of clan Urdnot pisses on everyone's graves.
A priceless comment 😂😂😂
I would literally cry of laughter if that happened!
I mean, he did say that was his plan
MoonJung82 😂
@@arknark You only get that message if you do Grunt's loyalty mission, which wouldn't be a good idea if you want everyone to die.
"Human, you have changed nothing."
Truer words have never been spoken.
"You have the attention of those infinitely your greater"
I know, Ugly Shepard was still alive in ME3 WTF
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This should've been the one with 7k
Lmao
When the camera has to pan to encompass all of the coffins you've created, you might have done it wrong.
Lmaaaaooooo
Well, damn. Lol.
TIM: I'm putting together a crew for a suicide mission.
TIM: oh darn everyone died on the suicide mission
THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING
well they are the Suicide Squad, are they not
Do you think anybody calls him Tim?
Do you think it really pisses him off?
@@MostlyPennyCat lol if you call him tim, the illusive man it kinda sounds cute
@@4bschaum
"Hey Tim we're going for subs from that new place, you wanna put in? The menu's on Clara's desk, 8 doors down from your dying star office"
“We couldn’t bring shepherd back so we implanted his memories in some crackhead we found in the street. It should work just fine”
*results in the biggest bruh moment in gaming history*
Holy shit! This comment kills me😂
I'm fuckin dying! Lol.
We can rebuild him. We have the parts. But I don't want to spend a lot of money.
Ahahahahaha Goddammit I cant breathe
This shit had me rolling
"Be careful, Shepard" *proceeds to fuck up everything*
yeah illusive man knew it... This team is some kind of circus lol
No loyal companions, not selected the right people for each part.
And this isn't actually Shepard, it's Mr Clean... XD
@@PerfectAlibi1 *proceeds to clean up the ship from everyone (except joker)*
Shepard: Is Ugly
Collector: I want every gun we have to fire on that man
1:40
😂
If he survived, the Reapers would cancel their harvest because of that face
Creasing 😂😂😂😂😂
MORE!!
"You volunteered, so you're up". That's so dumb it's funny
He just can't think of a better reason lol.
@@Camelotsmoon When the protagonist is subtly ridiculing the player.
Don't laugh, I choose him because of that 😭
@@cenlan71 I feel you mate
@@cenlan71 Same, I was a f*cking idiot xdd
If you didn't have Zaeed, Mordin would have held the line alone. The thought is kind of hilarious.
Interestingly, I sucked so much on my first playthrough, Jacob held the line himself. And he actually made it. He was loyal though
Your Crew survives if they are Loyal.
"Hey, Mordin. Remember that time you poked fun at that other Salarian on Virmire for always giving speeches about holding the line?... Karma's a bitch, huh?"
+Hierkönnteeinnamestehen Loyalty doesn't guarantee survival, in fact plenty of characters can survive without being loyal at all. Maybe even disloyal (if that's possible). That said you should make your entire squad loyal to maximise survival odds.
Mordin is an absolute bastard to keep alive, I forgot about his poor survivability on my last playthrough and I had to restart the suicide mission. It's always a good idea to send him back to the Normandy with the crew so he doesn't have to fight and you could possibly bring him with you to fight the final boss, but I'm not sure if he'd survive. He almost always dies whilst defending the door on my playthroughs even if I leave all the tanky squadmates like Grunt and Zaeed to defend the door with him.
Jack Sparks
Were is my answer ?
Could you imagine unironically or unintentionally getting this ending.
Just think of the endings of AC Odyssey. At least two of those endings can be unintentional. That’s the great thing about player choice rpgs, you don’t know what’s coming haha
In order for that to happen, in my humble opinion, the following must be met:
•Impatient to shoot stuff (skipping loyalty missions by not talking to crew, thus not getting the assignments and not probing stuff to get resources for Normandy upgrades)
•Playing on a foreign language setting (like playing a pirated version in Russian, although I doubt there is a Russian translation for Mass Effect 2, although it could've been locally translated)
•Absolute lack of immersion in the situation and the characters (not caring on people dying, just picking random people, random dialogue options et cetera)
@@vulthurmir2478 Russian localization did subtitles for voice and translated every piece of text in the game, including if my memory's right some of the textures.
@@hijarian Neat, it rarely happens that textures are translated for Polish localisations.
@@vulthurmir2478 It would have taken 2 seconds to check
The way this Shepherd just says all of the most ruthless and cocky things all the while failing miserably is endlessly entertaining.
And hilarious in some way
If you count closely, there's a coffin for every crew member plus one for each lead developer, because a part of them died having to program an ending like this.
😭😭
Rogue One: A Mass Effect Story
No,Star Wars Normady One : Mass Effect Story
João Paulo Oliveira but it's Normandy 2
Legion died of overclocking.
Grunt died of NOT THE BEES!
The Illusive Man falls into his chair with a heavy sigh. Perpetual cigarette in hand, he brings it to his lips and takes a drag, blinking back wisps of smoke that cloud his vision. Four billion credits. Anadius broils and froths before him, indifferent to the inevitable plight of humanity. Four billion credits shot to hell. He can feel the beginnings of a headache forming behind his eyes; he absently rubs his brow and takes another pull.
“Man, what the fuck.”
Minutes pass, The Illusive Man staring into the dying star, seeking advice that it could not give. Tapping ash into the ever filling tray at his side, he motions his hands. The floating orange holograms quickly arrange themselves into a security feed, revealing an empty room save for a single large capsule. A slight pause. He had never expected to even need the clone for replacement parts, let alone use it as a replacement for the original. But desperate times call for desperate measures. Taking another heavy drag of the slowly dying cigarette, he presses a finger to one of the glowing buttons. The capsule opens, slowly revealing the body of a well muscled man. He slumps to the floor, likely still recovering from such a sudden release. The Illusive Man takes a look at Lawson’s glorified organ farm, before his eyes slowly go wide. Slumped on the floor he saw a man who would not look out of place in early 21st century media. With his strong jaw, clean buzz cut, and slight scarring, he looked the very definition of a soldier. In that moment, The Illusive Man’s eye twitched. He dropped his now dull cigarette as the realization set in.
They had been using the wrong Shepard.
“GOD FUCKING DAMN IT LAWSON!”
I'm d e a d 🤣
This deserves more likes😂
You two should write a comedy book of Mass Effect short stories together. That was fuckin fantastic.
Sounds like a CEO after a *very* rough day at a casino 😂
If you think about it , there are probably only 2-3 people in the whole world who had gotten THIS ending on their first playthrough (not intentionally)
No matter how bad you are , you'll end up doing at least 1 loyalty mission or a ship upgrade by mistake at some point resulting in avoiding this ending.
Only if you're a speed runner, I bet there are two world speed run records featuring competing the game doing all the loyalty missions and one not doing the loyalty missions, but the one not doing the loyalty missions is obviously the faster one
I alms st got it only saved 3 crew
I alms st got it only saved 3 crew
When I finished the game the first time, I didn't even realize crew members could die. I thought the game had played that up for nothing. SInce none of my crew died. xD
i got it on my first try😞
I love how no one reacts to the first couple deaths
EDI: Jack is dead
Shepard: K thanks
Miranda: They got Thane
Shepard: Who?
:D :D
That's Mr Clean Shepard for you.....
I think they edited out Shepard reacting to Jack. I remember him saying it can't be get to medical.
@@usul573 i think if jack's loyal, shepard only says 'get to medical'
Wait so even if you dont upgrade the ship and people are loyal they dont die?
If you import this save you get to play as joker throughout ME3.
Features include:
Difficulty is immediately set to Impossible and cant be changed until you beat the game.
Your only companions are Liara, Edi, Javik, and James.
You have 1 non upgradeable HP but your shields are super good.
You can't sprint and can only walk and hobble through levels.
Joker cant use a melee strike, however upon pressing the melee button he will deliver one of over 1,000 sick one liners, burns based on the current enemy, jokes about the current situation or status, and even comments to the current squad.
Holding the button will result in a definite insult to the enemy, decreasing their moral and giving a 50/50 chance of increasing current squad moral or causing them to tell you to shut up.
You can use pistols and a light assault rifle or a sub machine gun, however your equipment load is drastically smaller only allowing you to uses a select few combinations of weapons.
If you exceed the equipment load joker falls to the ground breaking some bones causing an immediate game over.
You also cant use the higher power/caliber weapons as this might cause joker to break something due to the kickback.
Most of jokers dialog options throughout gameplay will be sarcastic, cynical, and in a joking manner.
He will have mostly renegade options due to his growing anger of losing all of his friends in the collector attack.
DLC will give you an Elcor companion who will let you ride on its back, increasing your effective speed and defense.
This Elcor will also have one liners of his own thus complimenting jokers own style.
FlamingAtheist lmbo!
I need this! Bioware make this happen!
This just might be the most awesome thing I've ever heard :D
Can’t imagine playing only to basically meet the critical mission failure screen every 5 seconds XD
Love it lmao
Whilst this whole thing is throughly depressing, the ending is actually quite Heroic. Joker, despite being a crippled and by no means a Leader, refuses to give up and fully intends on taking the Reapers head-on. Just because it's what Shepard would have done.
If He didn't die like a rube.
Exactly
Joker should just stay home because he is hilariously underqualified for that. We just witnessed what happens when a fool tries to take on a more powerful enemy lmao. Joker needs to run and not look back
@@thenovicewhispersyeah but the collectors still ded
If anyone actually got this ending without doing it on purpose then I feel bad for you.
Its only for people who skip loyalty missions and didn't buy any ship upgrades
Kairasu me :(
All of my squad survived, thanks god im a completionist freak and i like to do all the side quests before going on with the main mission. Saved me lots of drama and tears. I mean everytime i play a game with such a story i tend to bond myself with the characters by talking to them and learning about them. And if i see any of them dying i would cry like a little bitch. I actually cried during the DLC mission with the old normandy wreck when i was shown presley and ashley (saved kadian in ME1).
yes!!!!!!! every one is alive well not jack but im alot happier know>.
Then feel sorry for me because i didn't know you HAD to do loyalty missions and i didn't know about ship upgrades.
(P.S I WAS SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF WHEN TALI AND GARRUS A SHEP DIED!)
*Illusive Man*: Dadmnit, Shepard, all you had to do was upgrade the ship and do the loyalty missions. Was that so hard?
*Shepard*: I was busy probing planets.
*Illusive Man*: Your end was too painless.
captainsealed IM: you should use mods for that, Shepard.
lol, this Shepard is a dumbass
You just had to follow the damn mass effect relay SHEPARD!
Illusive Man: I think i'll get ourselves indoctrinated. We actually stand better chance.
@@gendoruwo6322 Shepard: you're already part robot as it is.
"Mordin: Couldn't hold the line"
*Priceless*
Could you explain that please? I'm sure it's a pun, but I'm Italian so sometimes I don't get them
@@alicegiovari3857 It's a reference to STG Captain Kirrahe's epic speech at the end of Mass Effect 1: th-cam.com/video/UXLVFnl3WcE/w-d-xo.html
Mordin has served under Kirrahe, and talks about him in that extract: th-cam.com/video/WzDgQVDpjdc/w-d-xo.html
Damn this comment deserves so much more respect than this
"Be careful, Shepard."
Narrator: "But he wasn't"
And the narrator is Morgan Freeman
I love how Joker is like the true protagonist in the end. “It’s jokin’ time”
My favorite moment in Mass Effect 3 was when Joker said “It’s Jokin’ time” and then Joked all over the Reapers. Truly one of the moments of all time in the Mass Effect franchise…
fffffFUCK he predicted the meme
This ending is reserved for the shittiest gamers in history.
+Demitrium I was laughing at your comment for a good 30 seconds lmao
+Demitrium gotta admit , its pretty hard to kill everyone even if you're trying
Yeah, I'm wonder though how many people managed to keep them all alive, it's not only about choosing the right people for the right roles but also doing their missions and obtaining Normandy upgrades and correct me if I'm wrong but I believe you had to have them all to save everyone
+Erik l yes as well as picking the right person for the job on the last mission
+guyonfire87 no you can get it all with out that if you do both there loyalty missions first then you can because the game thinks there still happy with you that's what I did I got every 1 safe
8:20
For a man with brittle bone disease
Joker lifted that beam like it was foam
No one was supposed to see that scene anyways lol
Adrenaline and the feeling of "I've just lost everything, I'm numb and done with everything" are one hell of a stimulant. Jeff might've fractured and broken his bones on several occasions during the games, but when pushes comes to shove, the man pulls through.
If you ask me, Jeff Moreau was the hero saving everyone from the collector base. He was the one unshackling EDI. He was the one enabling EDI to open the airlocks to eject all Collectors. He was the one sending out the signal to Shepard. He was the pilot who flew through a literal hellscape of scrap and derelict ships and pushed through.
And all that, mind you, with a disease that could break his bones with a wrong move.
It's easy to be a badass when you're a trained soldier, a war hero, a biotic and enhanced with cybernetic implants.
It's substantially harder when you're just a man with regular military training, no biotics, no implants and brittle bone disease.
If you talk to joker about it in me1, he DOES say the bones in his legs never developed properly
The materials are actually rather light.
Lmao
I wish the game would have let you try and pick Grunt to be the specialist, only for him to immediately get stuck in the vent.
"At least Garrus is still alive for the biotic bubble" ~ Commander Dumbass
Jacob: I volunteer for the suicide mission
Miranda: no, you’d just get killed without even helping
Shepard: Get in the vent Jacob
@CD Smith and Jacob ironically gets replaced by a scientist that shoots as well as him and is tough enough not to need medical attention.
Jacob is literally the worst! Hes the only romance to break up with you no matter what. Such a slime. I wish he could die in me3 as well.
@@bebopsmalls7718 yeah, he and kaidan are boring as hell. I remember un one conversation with tali sheppard says, i miss kaidan. And i was like...lol, no
I like Kaiden (i mean i romanced him in all 3 so....)
But yea, i send Jacob on the suicide mission xD
Jacob, Ashley, Miranda, Kelly, Kaiden are all whiners I could do without in game 3. Jack I could do....LOL
The galaxy's fate is now in Commander Joker's hands.
We're all doomed
That would be an interesting story. With an all new advanced combat system
"What'll I do? Break my arm at them?"
Yes, Commander Joker, you shall. (or maybe he'd get new Eezo bones, idk)
Joker: do I really look like a man with a plan
Why so serious? he says.
I'm also curious if this ending happened if they had a continuation with a new main character in Mass Effect 3.
Your Shepard looks like a bald Freddy Krueger. Are you sure they didn't all die from low morale having to answer to that face? Still, thanks for this.
lmao😅
Freddy Kreuger IS bald dude.
lmao!! these comments!
His shephard looks like bald version of the dude in your profile pic.
this is so funny xD
Can't stop laughing
“This is gonna get ugly..”
*looks straight at hideous custom shepard*
"Be careful, Shepard."
This was the moment when I hardly laughed because it was so ironic
Well he fucked it up pretty badly
"The Entire crew die in the suicide mission"
"It's Always Sunny in the Omega 4 Relay"
Shepherd just can't follow TIM's orders, can he?
„I’m planning to live...“
the thumbnail of the illusive man facepalming is perfect
Everyone dies... AND leaves the collector base intact for Cerberus. Way to go, Mr. Clean...
I absolutely lost it on your comment, thank you
The idea of creating a crystal meth Shepard is comedic genius.
It was the crack 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏼♂🤦🏼♂🤷🏻♂🤷🏻♂🤷🏻♂ he was out of this world. His mind 😂😂😂
Red sand
Everyone else came to stop the Collectors, Shepard came just to steal their Reaper enhanced red sand
This is the moment Shepard became Heisenberg.
@@dreamcanvas5321 I am not in danger Ashley, I am the danger!
The only way to get this ending is to deliberately try to get it.
I got one pretty close to it, wasn't really sure how loyalty would play into it. Long story short everyone but Miranda and Zareed or whateverthefuck his name is died.
Casty Plays how in gods name did you manage to kill Garrus?
@@hoopsonwheels He got killed because he stepped outside Samaras shield. Locusts got him
@@ErectileSceptile and you have a 'plays' channel. What the fuck.
@@johnrankin7135 god dam, he made the impossible happen lmfao
A dead Garrus is never a good sight. Oh, and this Shepard looks like he spent most of this mission on Crystal Meth
BlueDotTV Meth Effect 2
@@AVBibleBelieverMan XD Good one
Mass Effect: too high
Red sand: not even once.
on my first profile Garrus died because I didn't upgrade the ship. how disgusting
When the Lazarus Project's funding gets cut.
Lazarus Project, sponsored by Costco
@@NetDevilVZLA Lazarus Project, sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends.
I don't know what's worse, seeing you're squad mates die off like ants or that Commander Shepard
1:21
"I plan to live to tell about it"
Awesome
I love how it zooms in on joker
Plot twist: Joker becomes the savior of the universe in this ending.
Hahahahaha lmaoooo
***** Epic!!! :-)
Plot twist, Cerberus uses Lazarus project to resurrect Jenkins from Eden prime
aperturesciencegames The Reapers will tremble at the sight of Commander Jenkins...
when shepard jumps he shouldn't have made it and just missed the normandy completely, falling to his death. it would be more fitting with the tone and the facepalm it provokes in the Illusive Man :)
Or better yet, he just slams into the side of the ship and slooooowly slides down the side until he drops off.
..and the music would stop playing the moment he hits the ship with his head
+David Navrátil am I the only one who thinks Shepherd looked like Eustace badge from courage the cowardly dog?
I always played default female Shepard. Why on Earth would I want to spend dozens hours watching a muscular male? I'm okay with myself.
And then as he fell to the ground, the CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE theme Plays
Shepard: "You volunteered, so you're up!"
Jacob: "Damn, i should have just kept my mouth shut."
I'm an aging Bill Burr and this is my favorite store on the citadel.
That is the most accurate thing I have ever heard
"I'll do whatever it takes to stop the collectors, but I plan to live to tell about it."
*curb your enthusiasm intensifies*
1:21 i love how joker looks at shepard like “tf u talking about bro yall gonna die”
Underrated comment lmao
😂😂
"Glad you are the one in charge"
LMFAO!
THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!
How awesome would it have been if you could load a save file for this ending into ME3 and it just has a crawler going, "Without Shepard to lead the way, the Reapers charged through the Alpha Relay, taking the galaxy by storm. The Batarians fell quickly, and soon, the rest of the galaxy's spacefaring races followed. The End."
A cut scene where reaper just massacre all planets would also be cool
Or letting us play the entire game as joker
@@kwc0435 Movement would be slow and we'd only be able to use the Predator pistol.
I'm all for it!
@@welkingunther5417And your health *health* bar would be 10% of normal
@@grinvich.76 Sure, why not
This was so depressing to watch omg
Really? I find this hilarious.
I thought it be sad and painful but after watching it, it's just too damned funny.
It is kind of funny, watching it the second time round. I keep expecting a 'mmmm whatcha say' after every death
I would only ever truly mourn Tali and Garrus. The rest of my squad was always expendable.
More like hilarious. It's like a self-parody where the deal gets worst every second.
The comment section is priceless
Im in tears :D
Totaly.
For real, dude, I'm dying reading these.
im dying because of it
That Illusive man face palm in the preview is priceless.
This all happened because the Illusive Man revived Fai Dan instead of Shepard
Don't insult Fai Dan like that. He was a more effective leader than this Crackhead Shepard ever could be.
LMAO!!!!!
@@Dafuqinator7 well he would have thorian spores remaining in him
As a joke in Mass Effect 3 if someone imported a dead Sherpherd save the game should have been a long cutscene of death and devastation and then end credits
or scenes of the reapers harvesting Earth, Sur'Kesh, Palaven, Tuchanka, Thessia, etc. then end credits. plus a "You Are Trash" plastered on the screen.
I laughed so hard at all this, and how bad you have to be to make all these obvious bad decisions if you were actually playing for real. And then I see coked-up Mr Clean Shepard giving this dramatic speech to all of two people, Mordin and Zaeed. I jsut lost it at that point lol.
Khriss Lindemann ur comment 👌😂
Omg I laughed so hard at this. I didn't notice the part where it was only Mordin and Zaeed, and if he didn't have Zaeed's DLC there would only be Mordin there lmao
online pass character, which you didn't get
Lmaooo right
Khriss Lindemann mordin was like fuck you i will die anyway
''9. Mordin: Couldn't hold the line''
Wow, just wow xD
Now thats just wrong
Viderberg NOT OK XD
Blake Beckwith Should've recruited Captain Kirrahe, he'd have done it!
I shouldn't be laughing but I am XD
+Viderberg I don't get it.
(Not so good in english)
You know what, credit to Martin Sheen and Seth Green for not half assing the dialogue in this ending. They must have known only a tiny % of the players would ever see this.
almost as if they're professionals that do their jobs when paid to. also i doubt any of them keep track of what will be seen vs. not, considering the sheer quantity of recordings and how much content is unused in these games
I unfortunately was one of them lmao. I had no idea what I was doing during my first playthrough.
@@nn98b64You got this ending unintentionally? That's kind of impressive, in a way
@@nn98b64you're kidding, right?
Getting this ending is just as hard as getting the perfect ending, even more so.
@@nn98b64lol there's no way you gotta be joking
The worst part of this entire thing is knowing that you let Garrus die
and Tali
@@unibrowmexican9001 Watching Tali die actually hurt. Lol. Alongside Mordin (Who was left to hold a DEFENSE line) and Garrus. Vid was entertaining tho.
@@jasBoop i actually lost mordin myself. I thought it maybe was scripted and honestly i didnt really feel bad cuz i didnt know him well. He's a scientist, what the hell was he doing there ?
Dandjix I mean he was also a special ops soldier in his empires military. Mordin was a beast too.
Miranda too
Imagine if you could import this save and play as Joker in the next one, who undergoes surgery and biotic/tech amplifiers so he can fight and essentially take Shepard's place.
But what actually happen then if you import this savegame in ME3?
@@aerodinamico You will get the standard generic Shepard with your me 2 Story desecsions and all dead expect Shepard
Eduard Muth actually you just can’t import this save. Canonically the story ends at Mass effect 2 if Shepard dies, presumably that means the reapers win this cycle but Liara’s capsules still save the next
He can get one of those Ironman suits like Don Cheadle
@@Skullhawk13 _Canonically the story ends at Mass effect 2 if Shepard dies, presumably that means the reapers win this cycle but Liara’s capsules still save the next_
Imagine how hilarious that would be! You import this save, click new game and are immediately treated to the ending. Roll credits! Thank you for your U$S 60.
Kasumi was the only one, apart from Joker, who survived this because the guy who played this couldn't afford her DLC XD
Or because not able to afford the DLC, she didn't exist at all?
Or more accurately, buying her DLC would require you to buy it from Origin, and who wants that? XD
@@PerfectAlibi1 _Or more accurately, buying her DLC would require you to buy it from Origin, and who wants that? XD_
Well, he has Mr. Massani, so...
@@VRichardsn iirc zaeed was free right? i remember him being day 1 DLC when the game first released, almost like they forgot/didnt have time to just put him in the game
@@GDCPhaNTaSiZe Oh, right. Just looked it up, it was released 2 days after launch.
She dodged a bullet. Or a rocket to the face, rather.
"Damn it, Miranda! I told you to ressurect Commander Shepard, not Commander Boreale!"
“STEHL REHN!!”
“SPESS MAHRENS!! BATTLE BROTHAS!!”
“WHERE?”
SPESS MARHENS
At least there's still the Shepard clone lol
This is what you get for letting Mr. Magoo command your ship.
STOP STOP
Hold tight Mr. Magoo
Fucking died laughing 😂
Oh, this comment is golden
Joker: "Damn, they all died. They could have survived if they liked and respected him more."
Funny, but most of these deaths weren't due to lack of loyalty.
Jack: Lacking Heavy Ship Armor
Legion: Lacking Multicore Shielding
Thane: Lacking Thanix Cannon
Jacob: Not tech savvy
Samara: *Not loyal*
Grunt: Miranda's biotic shield not powerful enough
Tali: Not combat/leadership savvy
Mordin & Zaeed: Too few defenders
Garrus & Miranda: *Not loyal*
@@SteamGrace Not to mention the loyalty missions are never about getting loyalty but more to give the crew more focus / less life distractions. Getting the crew to be loyal to you is a by-product of the missions, not the purpose of them.
@@canadian__ninja f
@@SteamGrace Kasumi?
@@SteamGrace
"Funny, but..."
*sigh*
The fact that developers in 2008 put the time in to allow anyone including Shepard to die is mind blowing.
Even starfield in 2023 (15 years later) could not make their RPG as amazing as Mass Effect.