Hey, Jimmy! I come to you, sir, with tears in my eyes -- That was one of the most brilliant takedowns of Trump that I've seen in ages. My compliments to you and your writers. Keep giving him hell, sir!
Jimmy continuing to poke his fingers deep into Donny's Oscars wound is so, so deeply satisfying! More excellent writing on this from his writers tonight ❤🎉❤
@roelanddirker7620 (🚥Stop, Drop, Roll, & Dirk 😁) I don't understand your post. Are you suggesting self-centeredness? And are you really blanketing that on ALL U.S. Americans?! --J
Thank god for the comedians. They seem to be the only celebs to 'stand up' and speak to expose Trump's insanity. Well done, Jimmy. Keep on pushing against this nutcase!!
Sometimes I think making jokes about something as horrible as this, is making it seen less dangerous than it really is. I mean we already have enough people normalizing the stupid things he says and making excuses for it on the unintelligent side.
Fascists and authoritarians target comedians and their writers because of their power to move large groups of people. Next are the teachers and the other creative people because they touch people’s hearts and minds.
Your one liner Isnt it past your jailtime? is already iconic and will be remembered for decades to come. And you know it was good because he's still seething over it lmao
@@Allie8567 how did I miss that! Ty for pointing it out. Isn't it amazing how 1 word (added/deleted) & it's meaning can add such depth/weight to the statement. Best if Trump never, ever utters J.K. wife's name again 😉
Honestly, I am not sure how to handle the political news these days without you Jimmy. I am sincerely grateful for your humor and your unique way of putting the former T-ranical President and his followers in their place. Please, please don’t retire until we don’t have to deal with him without you. Thank you, your audience ❤
It’s a late night show that he turned into a paid political sponsorship riding the trump viewer train with low effort. Can’t think of any previous hosts that he was better than. Also Biden has no real chance at winning the election this year, he couldn’t even train a dog. Rfk 2024
Every day for over 8 years now dump gives any reasonable mind all the reason they need to never even consider voting for him yet they persist. This country is a scary place to live for intelligent people.
@@kmi187 No, wrong. "Big egos" isn't what makes people afraid to live in America! It's the fear of all the damage Trump will CONTINUE to do to this country that makes us scared! It should make YOU scared too.! He's threatening to turn our democracy into a tyrannical ruthless dictatorship and he will stop at nothing to make that happen!
“Say hello to my little friend” Jimmy is something else. The Orange guy never learns his lesson. Bro, Jimmy gets paid to roast people. Don’t you get it? 😂😂😂
Well as we have seen time and again, the orange person never gets it. its said many times to count he can dish it, but not take it when its reversed n aimed at him. he is such a fragile bad business man And when he still is boiling with rage over the Oscars, it shows that the experts on brains are correct.
Trump doesn’t get it, but Einstein sure did - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. Way to go Donnie! 😂
😂😂😂❤❤Hilarious!! Can we just have Jimmy sitting outside the Court room giving commentary? Or Translate for Trump when he comes out and speaks to the press? Priceless!
I think he's angry about Jimmy bringing out the chalkboard with his Gettysburg Address written word for word showing us what the MAGAs think is normal.🤔
Clearly Trump knew nothing about how the battle at Gettysburg fits into the whole Civil War, and was just rambling. Jimmy nailed it when he said Trump was rambling just like a child who forgot he had an oral report due today at school on the battle of Gettysburg.
throughout trumps presidency full of stress and chaos, I. found myself starting every day watching Jimmys monologue to relieve the stress of trump and laugh. It became my morning ritual and I am always so bummed when he takes days off because there is no better way to start my day then to watch Jimmy skewer trump. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel!
I'm too old to be familiar with new music, but now I've seen him on a couple of shows, and I'm impressed. I'm a difficult fan - I love southern rock but seriously dislike country. Yeah. Chris Stapleton certainly has my attention. He just seems authentic, and I think young people today appreciate authenticity in artists. You can't ad-lib like that by faking an inherent musical talent. He's the real deal, and he's got a good sense of humor. 🙂 I'm easily old enough to be his dad, and I'd be a proud papa if I were.
Ok…. The Wing It and Sing It portion just made my day. I cracked up so much! Chris Stapleton is amazing! He made it sound like a song he’s been singing for years! He’s so talented! This is an A+ in my books!
Jimmy, you make the psychological horror that is Diaper Don and his Magats just a little more bearable with each monologue. And the fact that you get under his orange peel with such ease and precision is just another reason you are King of Late Night. Keep up the good work!
Actually, from an outside (of your madhouse-nation) view, democratic america appears a BIT more rational. But not a lot more than a bit. Isn't the (looonngg and I-ish) reaction quite similar?
@@roelanddirker7620 Who appears more rational? If you mean the entire democracy, I'll be surprised! Our reputation is in tatters, and it should be. Do you mean the Democrats?
@@lenawagenfuehr53 yes but none of them is as ignorant and that's why even they had to laugh about the nonsense Donnie showed. Bad people in politics is one thing morons another thing. Although, Donnie is on either side
Jimmy and his writers outdid themselves. That Trump photo montage showing why he "allegedly" wears diapers had me in stitches. Haven't laughed that much in a long time...😂😂😂
All the masterful comedy aside, thank you for being the "happy Patriot", a true stalwart of Democracy in a race too close to call. KEEP IT UP MR KIMMEL!
Jimmy, that bit that followed with Chris on his guitar during "Wing it and Sing it" with John Stamos appearing was enjoyed and shared...Perfect Thank you Jimmy!😂🤣😂
He's yelling about election interference but spends his day out of court tweeting about something that happened A MONTH AGO.😂😂😂 Jimmy burned his azz again tonight in epic fashion!
*Hair Furor* seethes, daily, watching Jimmy. His TS account has 7 million subscribers and here Jimmy has nearly 20 million. Jimmy has reach. Jimmy has clout. Jimmy reaches Sleepy Donnie daily and clouts him. 🍿
There is a documentary about Trump, an early one, from the times of his first campaign. They say Trump decided to run for office after the White House correspondents dinner, when Obama and the comedians roasted him for his birther conspiracy theories. Trump was present at that dinner. His face was... you know. The documentary had Omarosa saying that Trump's whole goal was to make everybody who laughed at him to pay for it. It appears he still is at it.
Ever notice that with Trump, everything is either the "best ever" og the "worst ever"? He's a 77 year old man who still thinks like a goddamn 8 year old 😑
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He can't come up w another name besides *Crooked* for HRC, OBAMNA, and now President Biden. donnie is not very clever or intelligent. Perhaps Kellyanne could come up w a nursery rhythm.
@@shanedaley6236set him off? It gave him great material and showed that trump doesn’t know what a host does and that he is still butt hurt that Al Pacino roasted him.
@@deviouskris3012 yes Kimmel keeps giving trump things to make fun of him about this most recent post was him again knowing exactly how to set off Kimmels TDS and make him cry probably in the fetal position Kimmel should really retire
Never ever go head to head with a comedian. You will look like a fool, no matter how much you disagree with the comedy he/she puts on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 unless you want to be laughed at by everyone. This is gold ! I'm going to be laughing all day !
Loved the "wing it" song about John Stamos!!!! 🤣🤣 I am a few hours post surgery and the laughter has helped me forget about some of the pain. It seems 'laughter is the best medicine'. Brilliant! Thanks to Chris for doing this, and well done to all the team who wrote this! The Whole upload was awesome!😀 🙏🤟
Hey, Jimmy! I come to you, sir, with tears in my eyes -- That was one of the most brilliant takedowns of Trump that I've seen in ages. My compliments to you and your writers.
Keep giving him hell, sir!
LOL!
Everyday I'm praying to wake up to the headline. " Trump is dead."
😂😂😂❤
Spoken like a former Sailor of the Harry S. Truman! Lol GO NAVY!
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"Say hello to my little friend" LOL . Your writers are awesome. MR.Kimmel.
"Isn't it past your jail time?" = Best line EVER!!
"in his stories, everyone's always begging", that is a true sign of narcissism 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Begging, praising or crying 😂 Don the Con is so full of it
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Yup...among other hundreds of screaming signs 🙈....why daddy never loved him is not the world or US fault and should be delt with in Therapy!
@@CharlieS-yt3gt I wasn't saying I hated him, just that this was a sign of narcissism and thank you, you sleep well as well
Correct. A syndrome that luckely don't attach to democratic "you know...like...like...oh my god...like...I...I...like...."-americans, right ?
❤ This ENTIRE monologue was just EVERYTHING! LOVED IT!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😄😄😄
Scathing! I ❤ it! Jimmy, the BEST tonight! Keep it coming! Don will b a Con-vict soon! ❤🎉
The best sense of humor is when we can laugh at ourselves. Jimmy masters that so well!❤❤❤
And it’s something Trump is incapable of doing.
Mushroom garden….. priceless. God bless your Jimmy Kimmel.
“Strapped around his little mushroom garden.” 🍄 😂😂😂
Oh, and now I'll never be able to get that image out of my head! 😱🤣🤣
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😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Yes, the best joke of many good ones in this segment
Jimmy continuing to poke his fingers deep into Donny's Oscars wound is so, so deeply satisfying! More excellent writing on this from his writers tonight ❤🎉❤
“Past your jail time” will remain as one of the classic lines. Thanks Jimmy!
You can get the TShirt now…:)
CLASSIC!!
👏👏👏👏
CLASSIC!!
@@divadee9579 Trump has my vote! Me and many other black people are walking away from the Democrat party! Biden and soft on crime policies SUCK!!
Ok. You got me on "maybe he can watch me on the TV in the rec room at Rikers." LOVE it!!!
Seems like all americans are thinking from an I-ish perspective. You got ME me me me at that mo- mo- moment.
@roelanddirker7620 (🚥Stop, Drop, Roll, & Dirk 😁)
I don't understand your post. Are you suggesting self-centeredness? And are you really blanketing that on ALL U.S. Americans?! --J
Thank god for the comedians. They seem to be the only celebs to 'stand up' and speak to expose Trump's insanity. Well done, Jimmy. Keep on pushing against this nutcase!!
Others do too but mostly while guests on the Graham Norton show.
Sometimes I think making jokes about something as horrible as this, is making it seen less dangerous than it really is.
I mean we already have enough people normalizing the stupid things he says and making excuses for it on the unintelligent side.
So true! Oh God you are so correct!
Fascists and authoritarians target comedians and their writers because of their power to move large groups of people. Next are the teachers and the other creative people because they touch people’s hearts and minds.
@@jerseyjoyride1316 That is a good point. In actuality the is nothing funny about what is going on, nothing funny whatsoever.
You should be proud that you got him so upset. Good job! We love you
Jimmy knocked it outta the park today/tonight ! AND...it was all 100% TRUE !
This was the best thing I've seen all week! Jimmy is killing it. And Chris with John was just what I needed, times are tough...
Your one liner Isnt it past your jailtime? is already iconic and will be remembered for decades to come. And you know it was good because he's still seething over it lmao
A million of us are using that line 😅
Hope he simmers over that brilliant line for a while longer, it’s iconic for sure
5 weeks and he's still bright orange mad.
“Isn’t it past your jail time”….F’ing *BRILLIANT*!!!!!!
That "joke" was about on par with George kastanza's "jerk store" joke.
😂🤪😆🤣
Most underrated comment
Simple yet effective
5:27 That line by Kimmel deserved a standing ovation from the entire studio audience, not just a few.
I felt that way about the Ivanka joke
Go get ‘em, Jimmy! You and Lincoln Project really help get me through these nonsensical days!
Same here! Oh, and Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jordan Klepper, and one of my favorites, Jon Stewart ❤
AMEN TO THAT!!!
The Lincoln Project is a disgrace to Abraham Lincoln.
"And, by the way, keep my wife's name out..." 😂😂😂😂
And you know he meant it
No he said it even better. He said “keep my wife’s name out of your efffing mouth”
That was so good. I died laughing. 😂😂 I love Jimmy. He is the best!
@@Allie8567 how did I miss that! Ty for pointing it out. Isn't it amazing how 1 word (added/deleted) & it's meaning can add such depth/weight to the statement. Best if Trump never, ever utters J.K. wife's name again 😉
Jimmy isn't a coward like Cancun "Ted" Cruz.
I suspect Trump's Head is Imploding at this very minute...
…Like the world has never seen before!
One would suspect so.
We can only hope!
Bigly imploded...
One can only dream
Honestly, I am not sure how to handle the political news these days without you Jimmy. I am sincerely grateful for your humor and your unique way of putting the former T-ranical President and his followers in their place. Please, please don’t retire until we don’t have to deal with him without you. Thank you, your audience ❤
Jimmy is the antidote for Trump’s venom.
It’s a late night show that he turned into a paid political sponsorship riding the trump viewer train with low effort. Can’t think of any previous hosts that he was better than. Also Biden has no real chance at winning the election this year, he couldn’t even train a dog. Rfk 2024
God bless you always Jimmy 🙏🏻 💛 thank you for standing up for us we the people! 💪🏻
Jimmy you are the best
You took that to a whole other level
Trump is crying right now and not from laughter like me 🤣🤣🤣
Oh Jimmy! Keep it up! ‘He’s Got You, Under His Skin “!
😂😂😂❤
Can't wait to you're back hosting the Oscars again Jimmy!!! You're a superb, outstanding host!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏
Every day for over 8 years now dump gives any reasonable mind all the reason they need to never even consider voting for him yet they persist. This country is a scary place to live for intelligent people.
Ive always said, America is a land of many very smart people, but its has an equal share of people that are DAF
Tbf, this is true for any country in the world.
Yes it's terrifying. Even if he loses, we still might leave. If it's close, we don't feel comfortable living here.
Not for intelligent people, for people with big ego's, those are the ones that are probably scared.
@@kmi187 No, wrong. "Big egos" isn't what makes people afraid to live in America! It's the fear of all the damage Trump will CONTINUE to do to this country that makes us scared! It should make YOU scared too.! He's threatening to turn our democracy into a tyrannical ruthless dictatorship and he will stop at nothing to make that happen!
I'm feeling so sad and depressed then I saw this. I'm still crying but relieved there's Jimmy Kimmels in this world.
I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON. YOU WONT ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY. ❤❤❤😢
Only a complete narcissist would pick a fight with a proffesional TV comedian and his staff of proffesional comedians and think he can outwit them. 🤦
Ain't it great 😂😂😂 comedy gold!
Can't wait for him to be watching from JAIL 🎉
I hope when he's in jail, Jimmy gives him a shout out every night.
@@keithgriffiths9864 Jail? Make him live in the claw machine Mr. Pillow sat in.
Or a child
Facts
That John Stamos song was so good! Damn, Chris Stapleton is AMAZING!!! 🤩
Damn! No wonder Trump hates him! His quick wit and spot on sarcasm is always sharpley accurate!
“Say hello to my little friend” Jimmy is something else. The Orange guy never learns his lesson. Bro, Jimmy gets paid to roast people. Don’t you get it? 😂😂😂
Well as we have seen time and again, the orange person never gets it. its said many times to count he can dish it, but not take it when its reversed n aimed at him. he is such a fragile bad business man And when he still is boiling with rage over the Oscars, it shows that the experts on brains are correct.
Trump doesn’t get it, but Einstein sure did - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. Way to go Donnie! 😂
Duck L'Orange
F TROOP😂🎉
The ketchup is definitely hitting the walls tonight...
Heinz ketchup stock just jumped 5 points!
Nuggets and ketchup mmmhmmmm.
😂😂
And Big Macs.
scared ketchup hahaha
Absolutely brilliant..everyone in Australia is pissing themselves laughing
😂😂😂❤❤Hilarious!! Can we just have Jimmy sitting outside the Court room giving commentary? Or Translate for Trump when he comes out and speaks to the press? Priceless!
LMAO!!!😂😂😂😂 I'd pay to see that! JUST DESSERTS for Trump. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jimmy, you’re a National Treasure!
I think he's angry about Jimmy bringing out the chalkboard with his Gettysburg Address written word for word showing us what the MAGAs think is normal.🤔
That’s right!!! Totally forgot about that!! Too funny!!
That was hilarious 😂
Absolutely! That's what got em!
Clearly Trump knew nothing about how the battle at Gettysburg fits into the whole Civil War, and was just rambling. Jimmy nailed it when he said Trump was rambling just like a child who forgot he had an oral report due today at school on the battle of Gettysburg.
Biden 2024😂😂
Thank you Jimmy! Keep us laughing through some unprecedented times.
throughout trumps presidency full of stress and chaos, I. found myself starting every day watching Jimmys monologue to relieve the stress of trump and laugh. It became my morning ritual and I am always so bummed when he takes days off because there is no better way to start my day then to watch Jimmy skewer trump. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel!
If you’re into it, Randy rainbow is funny
Me 2
So I bought the shirt! "Isn't it past your jail time ?" Best line ever❣️
I LOVE IT!!!
Where can I get it 😂
Trying to ridicule Jimmy Kimmel should come with its own Miranda warning. Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you.
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If you really think about it. Trump was just insulting Al Pacino not Kimmel this whole time.
@@503leafy Exactly. But it's a Donald Trump thing - he rambles on hoping people will be stupid enough to take his word for whatever he says.
Trump mixed up Obama and Biden now Jimmi and Al Pacino
😂😂😂💙👍
This was probably the best monologue of all time. Start to finish freaking hilarious!
Chris Stapleton sang that song like it was one of his long-time fan favorites. Great job !
Yeaaaah dude that was amazingly funny 😂
😂He was a great sport to sing those lines!😂
*THAT* was nothing short of EPIC!!!!!
Oh my God, this episode seriously put a smile on my face, start to finish. Thank you Jimmy, you sir, are a national treasure.
The performance of Chris Stapleton was amazing!
Ngl but I honestly didn't know who he was but he is very talented. Singing about John Stamos lmao 😂
I'm too old to be familiar with new music, but now I've seen him on a couple of shows, and I'm impressed. I'm a difficult fan - I love southern rock but seriously dislike country. Yeah. Chris Stapleton certainly has my attention. He just seems authentic, and I think young people today appreciate authenticity in artists. You can't ad-lib like that by faking an inherent musical talent. He's the real deal, and he's got a good sense of humor. 🙂 I'm easily old enough to be his dad, and I'd be a proud papa if I were.
More people should be talking about that than Trumplethinskin!
Agreed. I never heard him before. Now I’m a fan. Great voice
It takes mad skill to do something like that, my hat is off to the gentleman for sure.
Jimmy we all love you here in Canada, keep up your awesome shows, we look forward to your shows❤❤❤❤❤❤
"Say hello to my little friend" is what he said to Stormy Daniels🤣😂🤣 (imagine him imitating Al Pacino ) 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 that's too funny
Best retort ever😂😂😂😂😂😂
Had axserious laugh with thus one!!! 😂😂😂 Love ya Jimmy!!!😂😂😂
Priceless!
“Oh, no. Oh, YES!” Well done, Jimmy! We love you! 🇺🇸💙💙💙🇺🇸
Ok…. The Wing It and Sing It portion just made my day. I cracked up so much! Chris Stapleton is amazing! He made it sound like a song he’s been singing for years! He’s so talented! This is an A+ in my books!
Jimmy, you make the psychological horror that is Diaper Don and his Magats just a little more bearable with each monologue. And the fact that you get under his orange peel with such ease and precision is just another reason you are King of Late Night. Keep up the good work!
His orange peel 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🤣😂😅😅😂🤣
Meanwhile, illegal immigrants threatening everyone's life when they leave the studio 😂😂😂😂 BuT dRuMpFlEr.......
Actually, from an outside (of your madhouse-nation) view, democratic america appears a BIT more rational. But not a lot more than a bit. Isn't the (looonngg and I-ish) reaction quite similar?
Well said @buddahcat422 !! 🤟♥️👏👏👏
@@roelanddirker7620 Who appears more rational? If you mean the entire democracy, I'll be surprised! Our reputation is in tatters, and it should be. Do you mean the Democrats?
Pretty much the whole room was laughing AT trump… just like the UN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
But there are so many others to laugh at in the UN...
@@lenawagenfuehr53 yes but none of them is as ignorant and that's why even they had to laugh about the nonsense Donnie showed. Bad people in politics is one thing morons another thing. Although, Donnie is on either side
TDS
Find the cure
This should be shown to Trump voters, THIS is what the world thinks of him, don't do it to yourself!
@@DebbieOnTheSpot
We've been trying, but so far nothing seems to stop deranged people from supporting Trump.
That was gold, Jimmy. GOLD!
Okay! You made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. John Stamos!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The song was actually great 😂❤
Same. HILARIOUS
Same. I'm now a fan of that singer.
@@tamravarda4161 Agree very very well done! And he sang with heart!!!
Jimmy and his writers outdid themselves. That Trump photo montage showing why he "allegedly" wears diapers had me in stitches. Haven't laughed that much in a long time...😂😂😂
All the masterful comedy aside, thank you for being the "happy Patriot", a true stalwart of Democracy in a race too close to call. KEEP IT UP MR KIMMEL!
"...a race too close to call"? 🤔😄😄😄🤣
I'm 😂dyeing laughing!! This is an EPIC roast!! Go Jimmy
Jimmy, you are the hero we all need right now. Thank you!
“Say hello to my little friend??!! Hilarious!! Love the mushroom garden quip too……❤️
Jimmy, that bit that followed with Chris on his guitar during "Wing it and Sing it" with John Stamos appearing was enjoyed and shared...Perfect Thank you Jimmy!😂🤣😂
The level of burn in this monologue is unprecedented in television history 😂😂😂😂
Why is everything unheard of you Americans???? I think you atleast under 25
@@mastabla3ta684 where do you live?
Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight. What an embarrassment to the country. Do better.
@@JW30000 Ok QClown.
@@JW30000this is what a victim looks like ? Try again 😂
He's yelling about election interference but spends his day out of court tweeting about something that happened A MONTH AGO.😂😂😂 Jimmy burned his azz again tonight in epic fashion!
"Isn't it past your jail time?" has to be one of the best lines ever uttered, not just by Jimmy but by literally ANYone, ever.
Good God
Do you even know how to 🧮 or📃 or ✒️
@@TruBlu65 I don't understand what you're trying to do here, & why.
Tour de force! Thank you, Jimmy! Best way to start my day.
Classic, beautiful takedown. Thank you Mr. Kimmel, you're great.
Gotta be so cool being Jimmy Kimmel when reading his monologue about tRump, reaching millions and millions of people. Giving them a great laugh. 😂
19.5 million to be exact 😁
You are correct! 😊
International great laugh 😂 this has been hilarious
Doesn’t appear to be reading, great presentation… extremely enjoyable!
*Hair Furor* seethes, daily, watching Jimmy. His TS account has 7 million subscribers and here Jimmy has nearly 20 million. Jimmy has reach. Jimmy has clout. Jimmy reaches Sleepy Donnie daily and clouts him.
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Trump is still mad about an article from 1987 that mentioned his small hands.
There is a documentary about Trump, an early one, from the times of his first campaign. They say Trump decided to run for office after the White House correspondents dinner, when Obama and the comedians roasted him for his birther conspiracy theories. Trump was present at that dinner. His face was... you know. The documentary had Omarosa saying that Trump's whole goal was to make everybody who laughed at him to pay for it.
It appears he still is at it.
Omg they noticed it back then too 😂😂
Don’t stop Jimmy! ❤
Poor Barron will be watching this and Ivanka, too. Well done, Daddy. We're so proud of you.
I love the open war between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump!😂😂😂
And Jimmy loves it to!!!😅😅😅😅😅😊
In a battle of wits, it's brave of trump to fight unarmed.😂😂😂
!Of all the people to have a beef with that mushroom, you're the best...🎉🎉!
Yes...he is the best!
I never get enough of listening to you rip Trump to shreds. I just love it.
You will be singing another tune if Washington interferes with his attempt to save America.
I love JIMMY KIMMEL lol. He knows exactly where to throw the punch, just to make you scream later. And he does it EVERY TIME!
Ever notice that with Trump, everything is either the "best ever" og the "worst ever"? He's a 77 year old man who still thinks like a goddamn 8 year old 😑
He can't come up w another name besides *Crooked* for HRC, OBAMNA, and now President Biden. donnie is not very clever or intelligent. Perhaps Kellyanne could come up w a nursery rhythm.
Hey, my niece is two and she understands the concept of good-better-best. Dont go insulting 8 year olds like that.
sometimes he thinks... but mainly about himself
And "like no one has ever seen before"
His posts sound like a bedtime story you read to children...I guess that's his base.
This opening segment was so good from start to finish that I watched it again right away. Keep up the absolutely outstanding work!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing and screaming. Jimmy I can't stand you for making me laugh this hard, and now I have a headache. Thanks 😏
Yes, but it's good pain.🤣
"He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden." Yep, that's the line where I lost it!!
Same😂😂😂😂
😂 never mess with a comedian
So did I.
This line ruined mushrooms for me… 🤢🤣
Best line ever !!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
"Say hello to my leetle friend"! Brilliant!
You really got under Trump's skin with that fantastic line at the Oscar's. Everyone is talking about it.
Indeed, even outside the US.
Al Pacino, is up there with Robert DeNiro. The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface...there are so many.
I got the Tee Shirt to prove it
One of the greatest live slap backs in comedic history
DID YOU SEE THE RATINGS OF THE OSCARS? THAT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL
Jimmy, I love how you get under the diseased skin of the orange traitor!! Keep up the great work!!
“Past your jail time” has got to be one of the lines ever!!!!
You know Kimmel does something right when Trump is somehow still mad at him weeks after the Oscars ended 😂😂
This is the only comment? It's a good one, but it says there's supposed to be more.
😂😂😂 ditto
You mean mister thin skin is offeneded?! Ohhhh noooooo
google/youtube throttling anti-trump comments
It's not that Jimmy did it, it's that the entire crowd laughed.
Though, I'm surprised Trump understands that they were laughing at him.
Omg I was losing it. Trump has to be so mad. Oooo this was wonderful. lol lol 😂
Yes, and tomorrow Trump goes in for yet another day of "defendant duty". Life is good! ☺️
I’m so glad this is here. I forgot to watch last night. This is wonderful and fun. Everyday tRump just hands over material for the writers.
With Jimmy’s PRICELESS monologues I MIGHT just survive 2024👏👏👏🤣😂😆🤣😂
This one was a gem.
Jimmy is living rent free in Trump’s head!!! 😂
and making a fortune in the process....you'd think trump would shut up about him, all he does is give Jimmy fodder
It's the other way around trump knew that posting that would set Kimmel off yet again being pissed off he's no longer funny
@@shanedaley6236set him off? It gave him great material and showed that trump doesn’t know what a host does and that he is still butt hurt that Al Pacino roasted him.
@@deviouskris3012 yes Kimmel keeps giving trump things to make fun of him about this most recent post was him again knowing exactly how to set off Kimmels TDS and make him cry probably in the fetal position Kimmel should really retire
Spacious accommodations.
Oh my word Jimmy et. al… you have absolutely knocked it out of the park tonight !!!!!!! Lololololololololololololol
Never ever go head to head with a comedian. You will look like a fool, no matter how much you disagree with the comedy he/she puts on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 unless you want to be laughed at by everyone.
This is gold !
I'm going to be laughing all day !
I saw a guy once pick an argument with a ventriloquist dummy. The dummy was the one guy I'd ever seen him not be able to intimidate. It was hilarious.
Or a savvy, intelligent, super star with integrity.
Who's the comedian? 😁
@@illmakeufamous6776 Go home. You're drunk.
@@lizardog And you're mad. Good 😆
Isn't it past your jail time.
I think that line is going to age like a fine wine 😂
Trump, the only President to refuse to hand over power and attack America.
when did that happen
Trump is the worst president in U.S. history.
January 6th
@@thegoatudontknow
It was Donny Trump on January 6, 2021, one of the darkest days in American history. Google it.
@@thegoatudontknowJan 6th. Born yesterday you were apparently.
You are terrific...laughed until I cried. Now I'm looking forward to the next Oscars. Thank you and bless you!
Loved the "wing it" song about John Stamos!!!! 🤣🤣
I am a few hours post surgery and the laughter has helped me forget about some of the pain.
It seems 'laughter is the best medicine'. Brilliant!
Thanks to Chris for doing this, and well done to all the team who wrote this!
The Whole upload was awesome!😀
🙏🤟
Rest and heal well, friend🥰
Holy crap - GENIUS! The song about John Stamos! That is BRILLIANT!!!
Go Jimmy go. Jimmy Kimmel 2024!!!!!!!!!😊😊
OMGosh, that was f'n FANTASTIC!! My cheeks hurt! ❤✌️
All four! 😅
WOW what a great opener, just wow! 🎉
Best line ever...."He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden"!
Shows that democratic america has no creativity as well.
The fact that this guy was our president will forever be embarrassing
The fact trump doesn't know who or what he is even talking about is also embarrassing. But it's nothing new.
I think you must be talking about Biden, no? Seems he beat Trump to it
@@ИгорьПетров-ъ1п do... do you not know how time works? even if you were right (which is an obscene stretch), trump was president first...
FOREVER!!!
Omg yes ! 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
THAT was AWESOME! Chris Stapleton wingin it for John Stamos! Incredibly funny skit and incredible talent💕
Omg! Fricking LOVE the Chris Stapleton bit! 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Jimmy, you are the best! Great song by the way!