Guest Host Martin Short Delivers Contractually Obligated Trump Jokes & Introduces New Energy Drink
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- Guest Host Martin Short is back for his second night and talks about Hooters shutting down dozens of underperforming locations, whether or not Melania Trump will live in the White House if Trump is elected for a second term, a woman from Ontario who hired a psychic to rid her home of ghosts, and a new energy drink he has been working on called Short Blast.
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Short Blast killed me 😂 that skit was gold.
Wait, what?? Skit???
"menergy"
She had a certain expectation “that the average American male life expectancy is 76.3” 😂 3:03 (that was the best joke of the monologue)
The more fast food, the better....😅 How she feels about her final resting place will be on the golf course
Unfortunately wealth increases lifespan expectations, your average is dragged down by the proportion of poor people dying early because they can't afford healthcare
😂😂😂😂😂😂
that was the ONLY joke of the stupid monologue
@@DeniseFisch Mr Short may be famous (I've seen his face before, but couldn't tell where if my life depended on it), but his delivery of jokes is utter crap.
I had forgotten how hilarious Martin Short is. He killed me with the Jiminy Glick skit.
A double-homicide since HBO killed Jiminy with the cancellation of Arliss😂
WE WILL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU MARTIN SHORT! ❤🙌🏻
For us in Ontario Canada who knew Martin Short in high school. We are so proud of his accomplishments.
we salute you all from across the pond !
I used to watch SCTV back in the day. That had a lot of great comedians. What was really funny was i Washington state you were UHF channel 22.
He ACTUALLY called my mother and asked for a *DONATION* to McMaster University in Hamilton.
She refused.
And hung up.
He's a genius. My daughter is also a big fan because of his great voice work, especially in one of the Barbie movies. She STILL has one of his songs from that movie on her permanent playlist. Brilliant.
Thank you Canada!
The 'Short Blast' ad was Comedy gold. Martin Short is a Comedy genius. 😂😂😂😂❤❤🎉
here for the Guam mention
"Warning: Short Blast is classified by the FDA as a class 1A toxin which may cause blindness, adult acne, and pubic hair loss. Do not consume Short Blast if you have a pending drug possession charge, are pregnant, or plan on becoming pregnant." Best disclaimer ever!
Bursting in through the wall: funny.
Bursting out through another wall: this man is a legend.
"Jeezus, Mary and Joe Pesci" bril
Matting short is crazy lol
I’ve been waiting 24 hours for the second night of The LIVING LEGEND Martin Short hosting. Martin the praise you received was definitely WELL DESERVED!! I laughed so hard last night!! I absolutely LOVED every single second of You, Steve Martin, & Bill Hader!! 🤣🤣
me, too!!! I laughed soooo hard last night and it made me so so so happy to see & hear those great comedic legends together!
Martin Short is literally CRAZY!!! I haven't laughed so hard in years!!!
Maybe he wouldn't be so crazy if not for all the Short Blast...
"Jesus, Mary and Joe Pesci!"... Gold, Jerry, GOLD!
AGREE!!!
Jerry Short? Jk
The more I see the Seinfeld reruns, the more I appreciate the character of mediocre stand-up comic Kenny Bania.
Absolute gold!
I laughed out loud where I almost spit my food out! 😂
@@1224dlc I almost spit my SHORT BLAST out! 🙃
*We love Martin short.*
YES
Yet, who loves Martin short even more is Martin short
Prefer him over kimmel
I ❤ Martin Short
@@chaosticalz, Their both AWESOME in their own way!! Why can’t We LOVE them both? Their friends too.
Never forget Martin at the Second City Toronto in the 70’s. Laughed until your jaws hurt seriously . We were so lucky .
We're all incredibly lucky to have Martin Short and we don't even know because the man makes it look so damn effortless and easy.
Martin Short can do any stupid random skit and make it hilarious. Even the stupid jokes landed because of his hilarious delivery.
His name is not Guillermo, it's Tequila Mockingbird! 🤣
I love Guillermo too much to love that. So I will only like it with fierce intensity!
Most comedians when they talk about their wife they say something funny but shocking out there because they’re comedians that’s what they do. Martin short always spoke of his wife Nancy in a loving kind way. I was sorry to hear several years ago that she had passed away. It was like a close relative had passed away.
Seriously?
@@mg4468 Seriously. When a comedian becomes part of your life, in this case since the 1970s, and especially in Canada, you get to know and embrace the spouses. When the dynamic changes we feel it ... hard. Nancy Dolman (Martin's wife) passed away in 2010. RIP
@@mg4468yes. Seriously.
@@mg4468how rude
It sounds like you lost someone too, I'm sorry.
If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many felonies until the 2 men meet in prison?
Purple, because Putin craps in a suitcase.
At least 34 plus 1 so 35?
@@georgejung6794Who cares? He’s not trying to be a dictator. FOCUS
Interesting. One has violated the Laws of the land and the other has violated the Laws of nature.
He's not running for potus, trumper @@georgejung6794
Martin Short is legendary! I’m shocked he didn’t make it to “top of the list” sooner. He’s so talented & funny! Either way, I’ve enjoyed a lifetime of laughs, & even more now! Love you, Marty! 😊
Canada really does make the best comedians.
George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Ralphie May. All Americans.
Norm Macdonald 🇨🇦
John Candy & Dan Aykroyd-- Canadians!
Jim Carrey, Eugene Levy, Catherine O'Hara, Rick Moranis, Mike Myers...
Hey! I said that yesterday.
SHORT HAS SAVED THE DAY!!! LOVE YOU MARTIN!!!
He should have had his own late night talk show many years ago!
Jiminy Glick!
fr bro he’s perfect 😂
No thanks
100 % he should of had his own talk host show the next Johhny Carson even better .
Alas, Martin's late night stint will be short... I'll see myself out.
I know a lot of focus is on Donald today, but there was some other big political news too. Lauren Boebert unfortunately won her Primary Election despite getting less than 50% of the vote, as there were too many Republicans in the race. What happened with Bobo tonight could very well happen with Donald in November if we don't rally behind Biden
I was hoping that there were enough traditional (sane) conservatives in CO 4 to keep that from happening.
🗳💙
So Lauren BimBoebert is getting another four years?
Haha hahaha
@@dceplayTechnically still the primaries
The best performance i ever saw that Martin Short was when he performed at the Edge, a nightclub in Toronto, opening for a rock band called Rough Trade. He totally bomb, the crowd hated him, sweat cascaded off him greater than Niagara Falls, beer was hurled, shear panic engulf him BUT, BUT he finished his set. That was when I realized, this dude has balls, this dude passionately loved his craft, this man was a talented performer and had the makings of a megastar.
Nice treat this week! 😂I’ve always loved Martin Short and Steve Martin. 🎉
"IT'S FRESH!!" LOL!
Hilarious! I’ll take a Short Blast 💥 😂😂😂
I've been a fan of Martin Short since the first time I watched his movie Clifford when I was little. Feeling so grateful that he's around and as lively as ever!
Love Martin Short!!! Great showman!!!
Omg martin you are hilarious. Proud to be a canadian
this has been my introduction to Martin Short. i like him.
You MUST watch his movie Pure Luck.
Watch him in Inner Space.
Saw him in a play once, Mel Brooks’ “The Producers”
Marty killed that role.
Three Amigos
CAPTAIN Ron
‘At that point she felt duped’ 😂😅😂
"LUCIFER'S RECTUM‼️",:said NO ONE EVER, until favorite "adult film star" Martin Short brought it out. at 8:02... Now "That's SPICY‼️" 👹🔥👍🏿
Wow. Martin Short is the bomb.
So excellent to get so much Martin.!
'Jesus, Mary & Joe Pesci!'🤣🤣
We can't stop loving Martin Short!!
Can't stop laughing after the short blast ad. This time they've outdone themselves.I guess I need some "SHORT BLAST!!!" ....
I know 4 people that died from Covid. So sad. I miss them. 😢
Short Blast!!! This skit killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol!🤣 Where have you been Mr. Short!? Love it.❤❤❤
lol.. short blast is a blast... lol
I cant wait for jiminy glick on thursday. IM SO EXCITED!!
I can get used to this; Martin Short is a freaking comedic genius.
Omg. He's so good. Short Blast skit was hilarious.
Short Blast! In stores wherever cocaine is not sold openly! I loved it! LOL
Can’t believe Martin Short is 74! He has the greatest talent to sub for Jimmy Kimmel! I laughed so hard at his short blast sketch!
Can't wait for Thursday (Jiminy Glick)
I want to see an updated throwback skit with Martin Short playing an elderly Ed Grimly still obsessed with Wheel of Fortune.
And playing the triangle...
Im excited for the full Jimminy Glick episode Thursday.
Martin Short!!Thanks for filling in for Jimmy 😁
I am so glad that Martin still has it!
The Short Blast skit is HILARIOUS! I hadn't laughed like that in so long
I'm going to yell "SQUID TITTIES!" next time I drink an energy drink.
Another word we never want to hear. Trump.
Fully agree! Trump is the worst and the crookest politician in the whole history, how would he not talk about a single thing in his policies Project 2025 in any of his rallies?
Please Read - Project 2025, you would be shocked!
Then you better stop watching jimmy kimmel if you don’t wanna hear that name lol
You Right Cutie. 🤬🥾🤬🥾🤬🥾🤬🥾🥾🍊🥾🍊🥾🍊🥾🍊🤣
Truer words never said
in time...
Watch out, Jimmy, Martin may get your job!😂😂😂
Martin is killin’ it!!! Another great monologue!!! 👏👏👏🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇
Since Jimmy Kimmel is not the host, I was wondering, if...
we can finally have a Matt Damon interview...
by Jiminy Glick
:D
I didn’t think I would like Only Murders in The Building with Martin Short and Steve Martin when I heard the concept of the show but it is so good. Can’t wait for the new season.
Canadians are naturally funny people. Who else would put up with Kevin O'Leary.
Excelent monologue
You are Big for this program Mr Shorti. Thank you. Now Jimmy can take longer vacations😅
Martin Short is a Comedy genius 😎😎😎😎 And he is funny.
Dude! Martin Short still makes me giggle. He needs an Emmy for this episode. Lmao! 😂
Okay, but is Short Blast available in Puerto Rico?
Probably, as it is illegal in all 50 States and Guam.
You the man Martin, you hit the nail on the head 😂😂
That was INSANE!!!! Can we have more?
"illegal in all 50 States and Guam" hahahah
Melanoma escaped a prison term once. She learned her lesson.
!@Outlaw B. Now that is a better Joke! than what Martin had tonight🎯!
Lol
😅😅😅😅
This comment should be pinned 😂
Melanoma 😂😂👍
"Isn't it past your jail time?"
7:22 I’d like to think that “Jesus, Mary, and Joe Pesci” is a George Carlin reference. :)
Martin Short needs his own late night show!
Martin honestly you are the best . Mr.Short you are ann icon . Legend .
Google the Martin Short character Nathan Thurm. Martin sure you should really bring Nathan back!!!!
Absolute perfection: Nathan Thurm: YT this: Tobacco Growers of America - Saturday Night Live
Ed Grimley is still his all time best character ....(I must say...)
Kimmel can’t keep up with Martin, that ad was like a month worth of energy for Jimmy
"GET THE F**K AWAY FROM MEEE!"
😂
I think he said, "Stop LOVING ME!"
So he needs his own show.
Yeah, he's had a couple.
that Lewis Black impression was spot on
Imagine Lewis Black on coke 😲
Same energy as always lmao
Martin Short still bringing the SCTV energy :)
"Short Blast!" The predecessor of BRAWNDO!
But, it's what plants crave! 😂
How can you not LOVE Martin Short!!!
5:42 " Fool me once Shame on you! Fool Me twice?" Yeah, we're talking to you trumpers.
can you imagine if they brought Nathan Lane and Gene Hackman as guest while Martin was doing the guest spot... man that would be like Super Bowl for TV
I need my Short! 😂👍🏻😂
I love martin sheen from his role as Jack frost, primmager and king goobot
Macklemore speaks up while all other media personalities have lost their humanity.
Now I know where conon got his inspiration!❤
Hurry back Jimmy!!! Go Martin!
remembering old episodes of SCTV...what a cast...Martin Short, John Candy, Eugene Levy, Joe Flaherty, Andrea Martin, Catherine O'Hara, Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis, Harold Ramis...and all the running characters they had...comedy heaven
Martin Short is really a delight. He makes me laugh when I really don`t have anything to laugh about. He is one of the best.
Short Blast is one of the funniest skits ive seen in a long time!!!!!
I was rolling!
Absolutely brilliant!!
Thank you Martin for all the laughs!!!❤😂
i laugh when he speak melania and his contract marriage with Trump! 😂
So proud Martin Short is a fellow Canadian
I've watched this Short Blast commercial 4 times now. This is gold!
love Martin short!!! i want him to host permanently
Marty Short, always a go to Comedy to relax From the daily grind ❤
Martin Short is the best!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Where is that voice coming from!" 😂 Love me some Marty Short.
Yes, but where is Ed Grimly?
That Short Blast skit was great, felt like something from his specials in the 80s and 90s, he's got amazing energy! Amazing comedian, have loved him since Preminger haha