@@WhoEvenFilms The issue is that due to the effects of weed completely destroying your short term memory he forgot that he's said this 10 times already and it's very annoying
@@oreosaredelicious4000 I commited beastiality. Attempted self deletion. Almost killed someone. And paid for a prostitute all because I misunderstood a manga chapter
Hate to inform you George. Snakes can indeed live in your toilet. Definitely in Australia but anywhere who has snakes, and toilets. Can indeed had a booty bite from a slithery little friend. I also hold this fear every now n then. (Or spiders in there 🌚)
The sitting down on the toilet video I can relate to - I can pin point the moment when I was about 6 years old where a combination of a documentary showing sewer alligators in Florida coming up the U-bend, combined with a Goosebumbs episode (I think) made me extremely paranoid. For years I would flush the toilet after washing my hands because it was the flushing in each example that caused the monsters to freak out and go mad as opposed to just sitting on the pot and them biting your member. Edit: I also lived in north east London so yes I was a gullible child
The last guy reminds me of my teacher back in middle school who laughed at a girl who got a pixie haircut and told her she had cancer. He was an awful, awful guy
i used to have a irrational fear of taking a poo, so when i went to the toilet i used to just hold it in no matter how much it hurt, i later told my parents and they scolded me for not pooping :(
I have really bad anxiety and this manifests in me sometimes being scared of looking in the bathroom mirror because I’m scared I’m going to look up and see something standing behind me in the mirror. Because of this fear as a kid there was a period of time where I stopped washing my hands after going toilet because I was scared to stand in front of the mirror. As soon as I finished on the toilet I would book it out of there. Now I get anxiety if I don’t wash my hands because of the germs so I just feel super anxious no matter what I do.
16:12 YES MY FORESKIN INCIDENT MADE IT IN btw yeah I didn't know what foreskin was til year 8, I don't think they explained it until then, so fuckin embarrasing! 😭 Heh, makes for a pretty goofy story tho! btw sorry about my subpar story writing skills haha
Smakes, when they're small, are often fed baby mice called pinkies, because they're pink. So I imagine that corn snake thought his knob was just a little baby mouse laying there 🤣
Hey, I've just had your channels cross my path, just last week (I know ; a sin..)....since then I've been watching your stuff everytime I hit TH-cam. You crack me up something chronic. You seem really intelligent too and the fact you make me laugh so easily is disturbing 😅 Guys dont normally impress me that easily or that much tbh. I'd love to say "Fancy a shot of rum" as its my fav drink but thats inappropriate, right? You got nice eyes but hey that's the best line I can come out with considering you don't show your face! But your wit and humour alone gives me the thumbs up. This is cringe so I apologise greatly. Loving your biz. Keep it up dude 😁👌
So back in high school, well, like any teen boy i had certain moods, and the thing is at one point i thought i was left alone in a room and although i initially started reading, i got bored and thought might as well entertain myself in a better way. So i did the thing, waited a bit longer amd eventually got called out and went and did whatever i had to go do. Thing is, immediately after i finished (i have auditory processing issues, so my brain can take a while to process things, and i was mostly taken up in the moment), i realised that as i was getting started i heard someone go to speak to me, then another person say "No, don't acknowledge it and just let him do it" or something like that. I then realised there were cameras all over the room and it was conjoined to a second room where 2 staff members sat, so although no one was directly watching me, they clearly watched the room through the cameras as it was usually used as a special ed room. So yeah, these 2 people saw me as a young teen pull my thing out and go at it, and just had to wait for me to finish, and it's one of those moments that comes back in waves sometimes and i just cringe and feel so incredibly uncomfortable. It musta been incredibly bad and awkward for them too obviously!
Also, the story about the guy dumping a load in the hand dryer One time in college I went to the toilets, thing is, there was toilets all over the college and I almost solely used the ones by my class, which was up at the far back of the building, as no one went in there so they were usually much nicer! However this one day I was right by the toilets by the main entrance, which anyone could use, even people who didn't go to the college, and obviously they received a lot of heavy traffic Well I went into a cubicle and peed (super pee shy), but when I went to flush I noticed there was, urm, fecal matter on the flush handle. I thought that was gross so turned to leave. I then noticed it was on the door handle/lock and all over the door. I then noticed it was also spread all over the walls, ceiling, and toilet paper. To get out of this toilet I had to touch it, there was no way to avoid it. I went to clean my hands in the sink and noticed it was spread all over the taps, the mirrors, the sinks, the walls, ceiling, over all the cubical doors, the urinals. Like there was a thick smear covering everything, including, once again, the door and door handle to leave the toilet area. I once again was forced to touch it. Cause it was in the main lobby I immediately notified the security guard and receptionist of what happened, they seemed to not believe me and thought I was lying/exaggerating, I went back up to my class, told my tutor what happened and was excused to go home early to clean, and when I came back down the toilets had been taped off, and the receptionist/security guard looked as if they had seen a war zone. I never went into those toilets ever again.
All these people embarassed about shitting themselves... they would have been better off being frank about it. If I were on a date with someone I liked, and they told me they'd shat themselves, I think I'd just have a laugh with em
that one dude could literally just have told the girl what had happened, gone back home to get a change of pants and returned to the restaurant. Would have been resolved WAY more smoothly even if she didn't want to keep dating after that (which is unlikely considering she waited for 2 whole hours)
honestly the most embarrassing part of that friends accidentally holding hands during a movie story was the fact that he felt sick and ended a friendship over some HAND HOLDING lmao nothing is more fragile than heterosexual males sexuality/masculinity
to be fair, if he is straight, then intimately holding another dudes hand for the length of a movie thinking it was a girls would understandibly make you feel weird. It's not about masculinity, it's the fact that they're not into men lol
Projecting your "Grr i hate the patriarchy!!" Views with this dumbass comment huh? It doesnt have anything to do with the fact that theyre heterosexual males, they both just felt uncomfortable after it
@@kiiturii That part makes sense, but they both had no idea and instead of just pushing through some awkwardness and maybe discussing it, and hopefully reaching a point where they can just laugh about it… they just ended their friendship. It was just handholding, which is understandably a level of intimacy they weren’t comfortable sharing with each other but it’s still a very extreme reaction imo. I’d say this is less an example of fragile male sexuality/masculinity and more an example of fragile male friendships.
Either the open mouth kissing thing was stolen from an old tumblr post, this person has a shared experience, or they just tell anyone who will listen about their embarrassing secrets Edit: I've seen the cool beans fist bump one before too.. god I must have spent too much time on the internet
I have been put on the grill station on all of his shifts until I left about 2 years ago 🤣 Me and her brother haven’t held down a full conversation since 😭👏🏾
I have PMP cancer, from 2009 onwards, had 2 operations which included taking bits of bowel away. I don't really have much of a warning before I need to poo, and it almost always is runny. I have shat myself all over the place. Normally when running for the loo, so just take a shower, and bung the clothes into the wash. But I do keep a change of clothes in the car, along with wipes in my bag. Flatulence too, all the time, so smelly. Lucky I'm single but my poor daughter has to put up with it.
When you're ecstatic because you're in your favorite TH-camr's vid but can't brag about it to your friends because it's on GeorgeM's Well This Is Embarrassing series. 😂
First year in Secondary school I had a donkey ringtone on my phone (this was back when I had a Nokia block phone).. I left something at home and my dad called me so my phone went off (I forgot to turn the volume down so it was full volume). It was assembly so all 300 kids heard it. It was so embarrassing
My mom was telling another adult about a rat coming up through the toilet at her work, and I couldn't sit on any toilet but my own, cause we lived on the second floor, for months. And then I would still check.
The story with "Mr M" is clearly an obvious twisting of the truth. The line "Being the polite student I was, I pull my legs back to allow him to go past. However, I miscalculated how long it would actually take for him to walk by and put my legs back too early." just shows it was obviously bollocks. Clearly tripped him on purpose. It's the equivalent of holding a door open for someone then letting it go as they approach or are going through. At least with the door you can make a "plausible" excuse that it somehow slipped out your hand...
My dad once had a snake climb out of his old apartment toilet. He’s a butcher, so he ended up killing it and cutting it up into pieces. My dad is particular kind of man.
i think the girl with the sugar daddy should wait until her boyfriends dad dies- sound stupid, but if the relationship holds for that long, it probably wont be ruined by that revelation (however it will cause some major quarrels), plus it cant ruin the relationship between boyfriend and dad cause dads dead lol, and if they break up before it comes to this it wont matter anyway
George is the type of guy to inform you of all the health hazards that come with smoking weed before you take a hit
What’s wrong with that he is warning you
He is😭
@@WhoEvenFilmstake a joke
@@WhoEvenFilms The issue is that due to the effects of weed completely destroying your short term memory he forgot that he's said this 10 times already and it's very annoying
@@smells109it doesn't destroy your short term memory, if you think it does provide some empirical evidence
I look forward to hearing these stories because it makes me feel a little less shitty about my dark secrets I wish I could forget as well
I'm sure they're not half as bad as the things I did.
@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881wat did u do
@@oreosaredelicious4000 I commited beastiality. Attempted self deletion. Almost killed someone. And paid for a prostitute all because I misunderstood a manga chapter
@@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881you committed WHAT
@@Alioramusremotus beastiality
Hate to inform you George. Snakes can indeed live in your toilet. Definitely in Australia but anywhere who has snakes, and toilets. Can indeed had a booty bite from a slithery little friend. I also hold this fear every now n then. (Or spiders in there 🌚)
the thing about spiders is so true i know someone who had a huntsman spider crawl on their knob in their work toilets
@@celshadedx I seen that Reddit story. He walked himself pretty well
@@celshadedxChrist that’s traumatic
@@celshadedxthey’re braver than i’ll ever be, i would have gave myself free bottom surgery if that happened to me
@@haventader lol yea
The sitting down on the toilet video I can relate to - I can pin point the moment when I was about 6 years old where a combination of a documentary showing sewer alligators in Florida coming up the U-bend, combined with a Goosebumbs episode (I think) made me extremely paranoid. For years I would flush the toilet after washing my hands because it was the flushing in each example that caused the monsters to freak out and go mad as opposed to just sitting on the pot and them biting your member.
Edit: I also lived in north east London so yes I was a gullible child
2:00 Worked in a clothes shop and someone pissed all over one of our products in the fitting room. Definitely don’t get paid enough to deal with that.
For the one who banged their boyfriend's dad, honesty or just back out, those are the two options. Don't ignore it and continue on.
I love the confessions videos they remind me of the eboys that are definitely coming back
Real
Okay grandpa, let’s get you your meds.
that story where the guy poo'd on the floor and theyre still together is true love
"shagging on the clock, on the bosses money. Wow. Epic." George-2023
The last guy reminds me of my teacher back in middle school who laughed at a girl who got a pixie haircut and told her she had cancer. He was an awful, awful guy
got featured on a george memeulous video im very honored (i was the kpop story)
Plenty of us have written cringe as a teenager, don't be too hard on yourself x
soiling yourself in front of someone is a sign of trust and respect
why the hell are there so many stories about people shitting themselves💀
Welcome to Britain
When a line of Brits poo themselves, is that considered a pueue
Because majority of people have shit themselves at least once.
Ok
@@theomacer3094Ok
i used to have a irrational fear of taking a poo, so when i went to the toilet i used to just hold it in no matter how much it hurt, i later told my parents and they scolded me for not pooping :(
I blame religion
I hope you didn't get constipated!!
this seems to be super common for children, especially soon after they start using the toilet
10:25 just deserves a like, most awkward thing I have ever heard in my life!
You know it’s good when George uploads
No you don’t
What every day
pickles on their own are absolutely banging you can't change my mind
fr tho
Bro I read this as two separate lines, "pickles on their own are absolutely banging you" and then "can't change my mind" 👍
moral of the story: dont smoke weed
Naahhh
Moral of the story: don't shit yourself.
I have really bad anxiety and this manifests in me sometimes being scared of looking in the bathroom mirror because I’m scared I’m going to look up and see something standing behind me in the mirror. Because of this fear as a kid there was a period of time where I stopped washing my hands after going toilet because I was scared to stand in front of the mirror. As soon as I finished on the toilet I would book it out of there. Now I get anxiety if I don’t wash my hands because of the germs so I just feel super anxious no matter what I do.
just woke up at 4pm,, my day's off to a good start already :')
Same lol
Hehe same
@@peanutbutterchild broken sleep schedule twins fr💪🏻 :')
Same💀
I’m getting second hand embarrassment from this
16:12 YES MY FORESKIN INCIDENT MADE IT IN
btw yeah I didn't know what foreskin was til year 8, I don't think they explained it until then, so fuckin embarrasing! 😭
Heh, makes for a pretty goofy story tho!
btw sorry about my subpar story writing skills haha
Smakes, when they're small, are often fed baby mice called pinkies, because they're pink. So I imagine that corn snake thought his knob was just a little baby mouse laying there 🤣
2:11 same bro same it took me fricking 2 years to stop looking down!!!!
My life's biggest regret is eating while watching this.
"the fact that you eat pickles is more weirder than the story"
my polish soul is crying right now
Hey, I've just had your channels cross my path, just last week (I know ; a sin..)....since then I've been watching your stuff everytime I hit TH-cam.
You crack me up something chronic. You seem really intelligent too and the fact you make me laugh so easily is disturbing 😅 Guys dont normally impress me that easily or that much tbh. I'd love to say "Fancy a shot of rum" as its my fav drink but thats inappropriate, right? You got nice eyes but hey that's the best line I can come out with considering you don't show your face! But your wit and humour alone gives me the thumbs up. This is cringe so I apologise greatly. Loving your biz. Keep it up dude 😁👌
Everyone: pedestrian
George: paedophile
I am Australian and there's only been snakes in the dunny now and then so you should be fine.
So back in high school, well, like any teen boy i had certain moods, and the thing is at one point i thought i was left alone in a room and although i initially started reading, i got bored and thought might as well entertain myself in a better way. So i did the thing, waited a bit longer amd eventually got called out and went and did whatever i had to go do. Thing is, immediately after i finished (i have auditory processing issues, so my brain can take a while to process things, and i was mostly taken up in the moment), i realised that as i was getting started i heard someone go to speak to me, then another person say "No, don't acknowledge it and just let him do it" or something like that. I then realised there were cameras all over the room and it was conjoined to a second room where 2 staff members sat, so although no one was directly watching me, they clearly watched the room through the cameras as it was usually used as a special ed room. So yeah, these 2 people saw me as a young teen pull my thing out and go at it, and just had to wait for me to finish, and it's one of those moments that comes back in waves sometimes and i just cringe and feel so incredibly uncomfortable. It musta been incredibly bad and awkward for them too obviously!
Also, the story about the guy dumping a load in the hand dryer
One time in college I went to the toilets, thing is, there was toilets all over the college and I almost solely used the ones by my class, which was up at the far back of the building, as no one went in there so they were usually much nicer! However this one day I was right by the toilets by the main entrance, which anyone could use, even people who didn't go to the college, and obviously they received a lot of heavy traffic
Well I went into a cubicle and peed (super pee shy), but when I went to flush I noticed there was, urm, fecal matter on the flush handle. I thought that was gross so turned to leave. I then noticed it was on the door handle/lock and all over the door. I then noticed it was also spread all over the walls, ceiling, and toilet paper. To get out of this toilet I had to touch it, there was no way to avoid it. I went to clean my hands in the sink and noticed it was spread all over the taps, the mirrors, the sinks, the walls, ceiling, over all the cubical doors, the urinals. Like there was a thick smear covering everything, including, once again, the door and door handle to leave the toilet area. I once again was forced to touch it. Cause it was in the main lobby I immediately notified the security guard and receptionist of what happened, they seemed to not believe me and thought I was lying/exaggerating, I went back up to my class, told my tutor what happened and was excused to go home early to clean, and when I came back down the toilets had been taped off, and the receptionist/security guard looked as if they had seen a war zone. I never went into those toilets ever again.
Who's gonna tell George that weed isn't universally illegal 😂
what I was thinking 😂 silly little man
It’s concerning how probably 70% of these confessions correlate or are about defecating or urinating themselves or someone else doing it.
Man said when he said you shouldn't smoke weed i literally sparked my zoot
All these people embarassed about shitting themselves... they would have been better off being frank about it. If I were on a date with someone I liked, and they told me they'd shat themselves, I think I'd just have a laugh with em
that one dude could literally just have told the girl what had happened, gone back home to get a change of pants and returned to the restaurant. Would have been resolved WAY more smoothly even if she didn't want to keep dating after that (which is unlikely considering she waited for 2 whole hours)
suddenly wishing I had an embarassing story that isn't completely confidential
My school had a problem with frogs in the toilets at one point
honestly the most embarrassing part of that friends accidentally holding hands during a movie story was the fact that he felt sick and ended a friendship over some HAND HOLDING lmao nothing is more fragile than heterosexual males sexuality/masculinity
to be fair, if he is straight, then intimately holding another dudes hand for the length of a movie thinking it was a girls would understandibly make you feel weird. It's not about masculinity, it's the fact that they're not into men lol
@@kiituriiexactly this. He just felt uncomfortable. It doesnt gave to do anything with gender. The og commenter just projecting his complex💀💀
Projecting your "Grr i hate the patriarchy!!" Views with this dumbass comment huh? It doesnt have anything to do with the fact that theyre heterosexual males, they both just felt uncomfortable after it
Nah I’d feel so uncomfortable so if this happened with one of my friends and I’m bi
@@kiiturii That part makes sense, but they both had no idea and instead of just pushing through some awkwardness and maybe discussing it, and hopefully reaching a point where they can just laugh about it… they just ended their friendship. It was just handholding, which is understandably a level of intimacy they weren’t comfortable sharing with each other but it’s still a very extreme reaction imo. I’d say this is less an example of fragile male sexuality/masculinity and more an example of fragile male friendships.
Imagine telling a 14 year old girl in school she’s stupid and threatens to sue her.
Yo embarassing stories video!
1:44
I DID THE SAME YESTERDAY 😂 and that was also from having too much Mary Jane 👀😂
The hand holding one tho😭
Either the open mouth kissing thing was stolen from an old tumblr post, this person has a shared experience, or they just tell anyone who will listen about their embarrassing secrets
Edit: I've seen the cool beans fist bump one before too.. god I must have spent too much time on the internet
Yeah the open mouth story was really big on tiktok a month or so ago
This is giving those dan Howell confessions
I have been put on the grill station on all of his shifts until I left about 2 years ago 🤣
Me and her brother haven’t held down a full conversation since 😭👏🏾
I had the exact same pasta sauce incident earlier this year. It was like 10pm, I felt so bad 🥲
pasta point of no return
I wish I could participate but I've blocked out every memory that gives *trauma*
Best GeorgeM video to date 🙌
I have PMP cancer, from 2009 onwards, had 2 operations which included taking bits of bowel away. I don't really have much of a warning before I need to poo, and it almost always is runny. I have shat myself all over the place. Normally when running for the loo, so just take a shower, and bung the clothes into the wash. But I do keep a change of clothes in the car, along with wipes in my bag. Flatulence too, all the time, so smelly. Lucky I'm single but my poor daughter has to put up with it.
LEGEND
damn that's embarrasing
9:17 was my favourite 😂
@GeorgeM so glad you said Primark and not bloody premark 😂
friends is amazing
6:10 - Those aren't pillows...
I knocked over a full case of wine before and I was mortified
am I the only one just noticing his watch?
When you're ecstatic because you're in your favorite TH-camr's vid but can't brag about it to your friends because it's on GeorgeM's Well This Is Embarrassing series. 😂
Babe wake up, George just posted a video
awesome how George never describes what the video is about .
Listen, we all go thru a fanfiction faze...
First year in Secondary school I had a donkey ringtone on my phone (this was back when I had a Nokia block phone).. I left something at home and my dad called me so my phone went off (I forgot to turn the volume down so it was full volume). It was assembly so all 300 kids heard it. It was so embarrassing
tbf when i was younger i thought the foreskin was the skin on the forehead
ur such a cutie patootie
Has to be the funniest video I’ve seen in a while
I love how he shat himself when someone spoke of thc but when it was crack they didn't bat an eye....maybe sacarsm but still
i was about to crack eat some weetabix and i was think i wanna watch george m cheers fella for making my weetabix meal less boring
This vid is perfect, i was glued yo the screen, nice bollocks matey
The mums old phone one sounds familiar, i feel like it was from a tv show
11:16 sound pretty nervous there George. You hiding something?
why is everyone shitting in these confessions?? LOL
Calling Friends dead? How bloody dare you
My mom was telling another adult about a rat coming up through the toilet at her work, and I couldn't sit on any toilet but my own, cause we lived on the second floor, for months. And then I would still check.
02:14-02:25 = sounds like a reference to Snakes On A Plane, where exactly that happens.
These sure are embarrassing
TH-cam glitched and didn't play any audio, for a while I thought that George really just uploaded a video without sound
The one about the shit in the dryer is from the young offender
Very good video george looking sharp !
The story with "Mr M" is clearly an obvious twisting of the truth. The line "Being the polite student I was, I pull my legs back to allow him to go past. However, I miscalculated how long it would actually take for him to walk by and put my legs back too early." just shows it was obviously bollocks. Clearly tripped him on purpose.
It's the equivalent of holding a door open for someone then letting it go as they approach or are going through. At least with the door you can make a "plausible" excuse that it somehow slipped out your hand...
cool beans moment
yes it is george.......
Poopy pants would have been his nickname
George I emailed you
That was embarrassing
My dad once had a snake climb out of his old apartment toilet. He’s a butcher, so he ended up killing it and cutting it up into pieces. My dad is particular kind of man.
WAIT THE ONE ABT SHAGGING HER BFS DAD IS LEGIT THE PLOT OF OREGONS STORY IN SEASON 1 OF FRESH MEAT??
That moment when you wait 3 weeks to see if your story made it and then you find out that it didn't. Hilarious
Snakes don't live in the toilet, they live in 10 Downing Street.
That's insane
i think the girl with the sugar daddy should wait until her boyfriends dad dies- sound stupid, but if the relationship holds for that long, it probably wont be ruined by that revelation (however it will cause some major quarrels), plus it cant ruin the relationship between boyfriend and dad cause dads dead lol, and if they break up before it comes to this it wont matter anyway
We need r/AskMemeulousAdvice asap
Turning into pyro with all this daily slop
cool George watching this while pooping
She might have stayed for 2 hours because she liked him or because he left her with the bill.
Me: this will be a great video to eat my dinner with
8:13:
Me before watching the video: Yeah how embarrassing I feel for ya bro
Me after watching: Oh...
day:19 GEORGE RE RELEASE THE TAX FRAUD 1997 MERCH
Were is the next episode george 😭
how did they miss foreskincident
awesome how George never describes what the video is about
Yeah… it is embarassing innit
Thought you had an issue with people referencing/mentioning the title Mr Freddy transbear
@@wolfguy1234 fair point actually, didn’t remember i wrote this