For good or ill, it's so obvious some of these are completely made up by kids that are a little too young to understand what they're talking about, because they want to be in a video.
I had so many of those bottles - truly a staple. And when I was at a school sports day I tried to do the exact same thing as the confessor to my friend, not realizing the bottle lid was unlocked. I soaked her with apple juice in front of my whole year
Childhood embarrassment is the most horrific thing, especially over the perceived shame and humiliation of "master baiting". Crying so hard that you throw up shouldn't be a common theme.
I love that George considers morning wood "the body just checking everything is working" 😅 So apparently morning wood is like when you turn on a car and all the lights on the dash light up and the rev and speedo needles go to max for a second 😂 Systems check complete 🍆
My partner saw Steven hawking at her school and didn’t know who it was. She said to her friend “who’s the spastic” and Stephen hawking overheard her. She said that she turned red when someone told her.
So the restaurant banned you for having an allergy that caused you to vomit on someone (doesn't matter who it is). That seems very harsh to me, it was not his fault he was having an allergic reaction and was not able to run fast enough... I bet Steven would have been fine with it and felt sorry for the kid, but his carers stepped in too soon and blamed the kid (who like I said, DID NOTHING WRONG).
@@robertk2194 What also angers me is the fact they ignored the fact he was having an ALLERGIC REACTION, you know, something that can take a life... I wish I knew what restaurant it was so I know to avoid it. Glad to know the person is okay today though and did not suffer something too serious.
When my brother was like five, we were on a road trip and stopped at an aquarium on the way. He really loved the penguins and did not want to leave because it was the kind of setup where you could go in a little tunnel and pet them and this was like his dream come true. We finally dragged him away so we could get back on the road and like two hours into the trip we noticed he hadn't said a word. Dad leaned back and asked, "You okay there, buddy?" And he promptly replied, "I have a penguin in my backpack." When I tell you a car has never turned around so fast **P.S. by some miracle the penguin was fine, probably because my mom kept the car cold af. I don't know how he managed to just slip a whole ass penguin out of the aquarium though
i used to have a grey Twist N Sip bottle until i left milk in it and threw it under my bed. I will never forget the stench that haunted that room for years
The vampire one hit too close, I used to pretend to be a vampire at a similar age, I ended up biting a kids neck incredibly hard that she had to go to hospital and instead of the teacher breaking down and crying she simply turned to me and went "got a bit hungry did you?" 😭
As a kid I hated my countries accent, after watching years of American television, talking with American friends online, and doing an OE in North America I have got a relatively strong accent that many people comment on...the only people that don't hear it is Americans and Canadians lol
It’s funny, a girl shat herself in Spanish class in my secondary school, and we didn’t even make fun or anything. Ultimately strange when most people in my year were absolute pricks who liked to bully me just because I existed. If I had shat myself so publicly like that, I would never live it down. But hey, I’m glad no one made her life hell after that.
spanish person here, its mALLorca (the "mall" is NOT ponounced like "shopping mall") english speaking people dont know how to pronounce our "ll" so i guess you're okay, for now.
That hamster story were it was accidentally gased. Me and by brother did the exact same thing but it was from using to much air freshener instead of cleaning out the cage lol
That infants/primary school thing is a bit ambiguous, from Kidnergarten to year 6 is considered primary school, but priamry school itself is subdivided into infants and primary school.
16:46 i hate to admit but i do this too, it is a good coping mechanism for me and is better than worse forms of selfharm i have a massive chunk of scar tissue on my foot now
we need a drunk special uk football chant one George please make it happen was my birthday yesterday and it sucked! cheer a fellow UK Girl up i need it pretty please!
When I was 15 we had a reserve teacher for our french class and she said that she didn't know french so she asked us to write letters to her about anything we wanted and she was sexy a.f. so I wrote her a letter asking her to meet me after school to get it on, she collected all of the letters and took them home that night to read them, her husband apparently helped her read them and he read my naughty letter and was absolutely furious. the next day i arrived at school to find the deputy head teacher waiting outside the gate and he told me to go home as the teachers husband was looking for me and I eventually got expelled from school, no regrets though!.
Please make this a series , it makes me feel better about myself 😂
Honestly same 🤣
ikrr😭😭
No
Fr it's amazing
I know what you did.
The Stephen Hawking story, if real, is the best story I've ever heard in my life.
There's no way it is
George just reading his diary under the illusion of it being fan submissions
😂😂
I would love if George did a confession style video, similar to what Wubby did a while ago
Notice how George never fails to make us laugh 😂
Y'know these make me feel better. I can no longer lay awake at night cringing knowing these weirdos exist. Thanks for your sacrifice.
For good or ill, it's so obvious some of these are completely made up by kids that are a little too young to understand what they're talking about, because they want to be in a video.
@@SquidishTime - Hello, living example. Why are you spamming this everywhere?
@@mokarokas-1727 Pretending to be a bot lmao
@@SquidishTime - Because..?
@@mokarokas-1727 it’s funny lmao
How are you unaware of the twist-n-sip bottles? They were a huge part of my (And I'm assuming other people's) childhoods.
it was a gem to society
I had so many of those bottles - truly a staple. And when I was at a school sports day I tried to do the exact same thing as the confessor to my friend, not realizing the bottle lid was unlocked. I soaked her with apple juice in front of my whole year
Yep! I had a green one (with a bit of blue on the lid).
While I knew them since forever, I didn't know their name. I didn't even know they had a name at all!
george not knowing what a sistema twist n sip bottle is absolutely insane
petition to make george read fanfictions about himself
How much you wanna bet that wasn’t Stephen Hawking, but just some random paralyzed dude?
I doubt they would’ve been punished so harshly if it was a random. Banned and kicked out for an allergic reaction is crazy lmao
@@lennyigy and illegal
Childhood embarrassment is the most horrific thing, especially over the perceived shame and humiliation of "master baiting". Crying so hard that you throw up shouldn't be a common theme.
this makes me feel sooooooo much better about myself
Why are 99% of the stories in this series about shitting or pissing yourself
Because it's one of the most embarrasing things that can happen to you and it's relatively easy to trigger.
'cause
@@mimonikeda5768 you can only scream "oopsie i did a dookie" out loud to make it even worse
I love that George considers morning wood "the body just checking everything is working" 😅 So apparently morning wood is like when you turn on a car and all the lights on the dash light up and the rev and speedo needles go to max for a second 😂 Systems check complete 🍆
The Vampire kid was Jared Leto.
How do you know?
Please do more of these they’re so good 😭😭
My partner saw Steven hawking at her school and didn’t know who it was. She said to her friend “who’s the spastic” and Stephen hawking overheard her. She said that she turned red when someone told her.
My five year old niece crawled under a commode and knocked a bucket of piss all over herself. funniest shit i've ever seen.
So the restaurant banned you for having an allergy that caused you to vomit on someone (doesn't matter who it is). That seems very harsh to me, it was not his fault he was having an allergic reaction and was not able to run fast enough...
I bet Steven would have been fine with it and felt sorry for the kid, but his carers stepped in too soon and blamed the kid (who like I said, DID NOTHING WRONG).
exactly what i was thinking!
@@robertk2194 What also angers me is the fact they ignored the fact he was having an ALLERGIC REACTION, you know, something that can take a life...
I wish I knew what restaurant it was so I know to avoid it.
Glad to know the person is okay today though and did not suffer something too serious.
Don't worry, it's probably a fake story.
@@pjwils True, It does sound very far fetched (plus wouldn't a person of his calibre have guards around him??).
If it is real then damn.
@@thephoenixking1086 How would they know it was an allergic reaction? The restaurant though, once he was diagnosed, should have unbanned him.
I once fell out of a window and got caught by a pelican and then shat myself
This is how all these ‘true’ stories are told
I refuse to believe that Stephen Hawking story is real 😭
When my brother was like five, we were on a road trip and stopped at an aquarium on the way. He really loved the penguins and did not want to leave because it was the kind of setup where you could go in a little tunnel and pet them and this was like his dream come true. We finally dragged him away so we could get back on the road and like two hours into the trip we noticed he hadn't said a word. Dad leaned back and asked, "You okay there, buddy?" And he promptly replied, "I have a penguin in my backpack." When I tell you a car has never turned around so fast
**P.S. by some miracle the penguin was fine, probably because my mom kept the car cold af. I don't know how he managed to just slip a whole ass penguin out of the aquarium though
I need proof
Devious lick
Honestly I thought about sending my story, but hearing these stories makes me think "nah, it wasn't that embarrassing" 😂
I died imagining Homer Simpson walk into my line of vision 💀😂
11:15 "hamsters always die in the weirdest ways"- George Memeulous
Please keep this series going.. absolutely brilliant 😂
i used to have a grey Twist N Sip bottle until i left milk in it and threw it under my bed. I will never forget the stench that haunted that room for years
This surely was a confession!
The vampire one hit too close, I used to pretend to be a vampire at a similar age, I ended up biting a kids neck incredibly hard that she had to go to hospital and instead of the teacher breaking down and crying she simply turned to me and went "got a bit hungry did you?" 😭
george story time is so good
need a part 2
There is NO WAY that Stephen Hawking story is real. I can’t believe it
it’s ok Memiloud I forgive you!!!
THERE IS NO WAY GEORGE WENT OUT WITH A GIRL
Rip Eric, probably only needed to have his sleeping chamber cleaned or the whole cage washed
When I was 14 I use to look at lesbian porn on the family PC and my older sister got the blame lmao
i sincerely hope the person that eats their own foot peelings ends up in prison for their crimes
I can not describe the satisfaction I feel when I get in a GeorgeM video
As a kid I hated my countries accent, after watching years of American television, talking with American friends online, and doing an OE in North America I have got a relatively strong accent that many people comment on...the only people that don't hear it is Americans and Canadians lol
That jar story reminds me of Alex and the piss bottle
The hampster lynx story was almost the exact same story as the one on the eboys podcast
12:30 pretty sure theres cameras in elevators
innit especially disabled elevators
George saying he was star struck by Robbie from AFTV had me dying and I don’t know why
Looking dapper as usual
Love this series bro. Keep going
I feel for the guy who didn’t have his read because he was 5 lmao. But George had to do what he had to do
i swear the hamster deoderant one was in the eboys confessions podcast episode
It’s funny, a girl shat herself in Spanish class in my secondary school, and we didn’t even make fun or anything. Ultimately strange when most people in my year were absolute pricks who liked to bully me just because I existed. If I had shat myself so publicly like that, I would never live it down. But hey, I’m glad no one made her life hell after that.
Awe I wish I knew this was going on, I have a few horror stories LOL
emails are still open for the next vid
@@Sincerely_Random Ty!
spanish person here, its mALLorca (the "mall" is NOT ponounced like "shopping mall") english speaking people dont know how to pronounce our "ll" so i guess you're okay, for now.
7:06 You think that's mad? Mate of mine ran in to Stephen Hawking in Stringfellows.
Notice how George never fails to make us laugh 😂
Well this video started out interestingly.
incredible content bro
Holy shit I remember that Dan and phill fan fic it was one of my favs when I was a kid lol
hi that was me. sorry about that. idk what compelled me to write it.
Only real ones remember the Hampster story from the Podcast
someone throwing up on stephen hawkings makes me feel so much better about throwing up on jezza corbyns shoes once
That hamster story were it was accidentally gased. Me and by brother did the exact same thing but it was from using to much air freshener instead of cleaning out the cage lol
Oh man, these videos simultaneously make me cringe in horror and sigh in relief that my embarrassing stories aren't as bad as these people's 😅
Bruh the drinking blood thing. There was a kid who did the same thing. This boy licked my arm after I cut it on some thorns.
The Stephen hawking story is make believe
I Wonder How Many Crimes Where Commited Here
the way i have a similar story to the vampire one lmao p4 was a weird time for me
Make more of these
Why is it that I sent my confession to that email and the next day, the police kicked down my door? Grass
the dan and phil one is so real
groge makes me giggle
That infants/primary school thing is a bit ambiguous, from Kidnergarten to year 6 is considered primary school, but priamry school itself is subdivided into infants and primary school.
wake up everyone, new GeorgeM video just dropped
BLUD IS NOT AN OCTOPUS
16:46 i hate to admit but i do this too, it is a good coping mechanism for me and is better than worse forms of selfharm i have a massive chunk of scar tissue on my foot now
It's a bad coping mechanism as you're still hurting yourself. Please talk to a professional or find a healthier outlet
I feel so sane now
9:31 man got the overused youtube shorts curse
I remember I made my college teacher leave 🤣
we need a drunk special uk football chant one George please make it happen was my birthday yesterday and it sucked! cheer a fellow UK Girl up i need it pretty please!
George is golden😇
I'm not sure anyone can top that first one...
Need to bring back the Seum gameplay
My mate saw Stephen Hawking in TK Maxx
great video george
The hamster one with the spray was on the eboys podvast
cant wait to watch!
I hate when I get dhiarrhea from talking to a girl
these are hilarious pls do more of this
8:53 *Speaking of Sharon Osbourne, I used to call her “Sharon Oswald”.*
If you wanted a story about embarrassing stories, you could just talk about Lewis Buchan for 10 minutes
The second one was sheer alpha behaviour
thank groge
When I was 15 we had a reserve teacher for our french class and she said that she didn't know french so she asked us to write letters to her about anything we wanted and she was sexy a.f. so I wrote her a letter asking her to meet me after school to get it on, she collected all of the letters and took them home that night to read them, her husband apparently helped her read them and he read my naughty letter and was absolutely furious. the next day i arrived at school to find the deputy head teacher waiting outside the gate and he told me to go home as the teachers husband was looking for me and I eventually got expelled from school, no regrets though!.
The Steven Hawkin one is so fake 😂😂
Paster George
So basically everyone shits themselves apparently
12:36 THIS IS ME SECOND TIME IN A MEMEULOUS VIDEO BOSH
That first one was the most made up story ever, as if you remember that much from being 5
i think your subscribers are diary of a wimpy kid characters
sent mine in, ready for george to bully me
bro had gmail nitro
11:00 does anyone remember that one from the eboys confession podcast
reminds me of the eboys confessions podcast
Crispity crunchy munch crisp crunchity queens luvly jubly delights
11:20 oh my god this story was on the eboys podcast like 2 years ago
George can we kiss