Most of the Badass Lines from 300 were Actual Spartan Quotes
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- This video is a reissue as the previous upload was flagged for copyright infringement.
The movie '300' is full of memorable quotes and cheesy one-liners. Why? Because Spartan history is full of memorable quotes and cheesy one-liners!
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Warner Bros: If you use our property, we will take your money.
Karl: "IF"
how does this not have more upvotes... :P
Shots fired
@@Hat-Trick and? what's your point? I thought it was funny. i don't really think too far beyond that.
@@Hat-Trick neither are you
@Godly Giraffe UWU it means sir Gawain isn't as cool as he seems
The joke's on Warner Brothers, because I didn't watch the original, but I DID watch this one :)
Same
Likewise
Same here
Dito
same
Plot twist. Sparta sues Warner Bros for using their actual quotes.
Mmmmm......phalanx vs briefcases.....I'm bringing popcorn...
Greece could use the money they'd get from it
Silent Gamer2015 Spartans didn’t use bows and arrows, they thought they were cowardly weapons.
@@insertcringynamehere Well clearly that came from mercenary Cretan Archers which are also Greek.
Stanley Leonard Darmali Yeh, instead of using bows they just hired mercenaries.
My favorite badass quote in history-
In 1912, Kaiser Wilhelm II visited Switzerland as a guest of the Swiss Government. The Swiss army had a standing army of only 500,000, but they were all skilled marksman.
Kaiser Wilhelm asked the Swiss king what they would do if Germany invaded with an army of 1 million men. The kings response?
“Shoot twice and go home.”
Now that explains why Switzerland was neutral in WW2. The Nazi's couldn't win.
@@jodiepalmer2404 also mountainous terrain is fucked it's the reason the Nazis couldn't hold the Caucauses oil fields because even if you get past the mountains you can't supply your troops other then by air which isn't effecient enough
@@jodiepalmer2404 why waste resources trying to control a mountain that realistically gives you no advantage in the big picture or short term?
(Also if you surround them on all sides who are they going to trade with? You anyway)
No joke. I have a Swiss K43 rifle, and it is hands down my favorite rifle from my WW2 collection. The Swiss make AMAZING rifles that are absolute TACK DRIVERS. The best trigger I've ever felt on a military rifle, a straight pull bolt, a removable box magazine, and it's all milled, not stamped sheet metal. The build quality on that rifle is as good as many legitimate marksmanship rifles I've used. And it's a standard issue battle rifle with big controls easily manipulated in gloves for cold weather. They are incredible rifles, and a standing military of 500k would be devastating at 3-500 yards and a clear line of sight, which would be rather easy to get in the Swiss Alps. My rifle still has the name and address under the butt plate for who the last person was that it was issued to. Since everyone had to serve, everyone takes a rifle home, and that's how they denote who is supposed to be holding that rifle.
Time to watch this again purely because WB doesn't make any money from me doing so.
good call. im gonna play it again just for spite... lol muhahahaha
I'm on board with this plan.
Staedrienne Tentickles imma watch it again because this is the greatest channel on TH-cam and I wanna make up for whatever money Disney jacked from my man
Why does Werner Bro's have copy right to crap movie's? Why's TH-cam always gotta demonitize?
OHHH.
Did this go to plan? Or did Gerrard Butler turn on the human race as well..?
You know they’re serious when a video is uploaded on Saturday.
And Karl's birthday
"You might beat my ass, but you are going to the hospital too." my dad, a retired police officer on many occasions at work.
@@Treaxvour 🤣
@@Treaxvour no such thing as a fair fight... always bring a bigger weapon
My dad, also a retired officer, apparently told people “You might get a steak, but I’m going to get a mean sandwich.”
You better kill me
“You might kick my ass, but you’ll feel me tomorrow”
You guys should've just remade the clips yourselves and slipped them in where the 300 clips were. I'd have done it in the worst possible quality.
Complete deadpan reading of the cliff notes
Brilliant!
Or with terribly made finger puppets.
"D'yknow wut? This is SPARTA, MATE!"
This is sprata
The one dislike is Warner Brothers
The second one is from Snyder.
Spartan are the original OG.
pleb question: where does Sparta's border end?
Spartan raises spear: at the tip.
What mad lads, 2000 years later still at the cutting edge of humor. What a savage.
To be fair, he's right. Your borders are what you're willing and able to defend, and Sparta in particular is too practical-minded to care what the maps say.
It‘s worth pointing out that the term „laconic“ comes from the general region where Sparta is located - Laconia. It‘s a rhetoric device literally named after where the Spartans came from, that‘s how unique it was in ancient times.
One of my favorite Spartan stories is about a delegation from a neighboring state seeking aid during a famine. After the delegation finished making their appeal to the Spartan king, he said that it was so long he forgot the first half and slept through the second half. They came back the next day with a sack and said, "The bag needs flour." Before giving aid, the king gave one final jab saying, "You didn't need to say 'the bag'."
No mention of the Spartan soldier who painted a fly into his shield?
You know.. The one who when asked why responded with "when I slam this into my enemy's face, it will look the size of a lion"
I heard a different response to the shortsword comment: "It's long enough to reach a man's heart."
Because he's a spartan. He doesn't need any additional blade beyond that.
You got the spartan quote a little wrong, but it is a good one. Philip sent a message to the Spartans saying “If I invade Lakonia you will be destroyed, never to rise again.” The Spartans replied with one word, “If.”
Random Spartan Soldier: Oh look a ghost! If I kill it I can claim to have killed something twice! XD *_(Proceeds to chase the ghost and attempt to spear it to "death"... again)_*
Best part with that is that for the spartan to chase the ghost, the ghost would have to be running from the spartan, afraid it will die again.
Karl what you want to do is make an original song by big wangers inc. and use that as the outro, then claim the money on your own video. If any company then claims your video you still keep hlaf the ad revenue
That is the best idea ever!
That would be great if it worked that way, but I'm not sure it does. Unless they changed it since (which they probably have), I remember Jim Sterling discovering "Copyright Deadlock," as he called it, which meant because he used claimable content from multiple different companies, when they all tried to claim his video no ads ended up being put on any of them because all the companies were fighting over it.
If it has changed though, than this idea is genius, however instead of just making the end song they actually already made 97% of the video so that should count for something.
@@ZachHixsonTutorials they can make it the background song so it is 100% of the vid
YES
@@ZachHixsonTutorials This here. The system entirely disables monetization and they haven't changed it yet. It still prevents warner brothers from getting any money from it, so it's a nice middle finger to send back when they do something stupid.
Karl proceeds to scream at Warner Bros drunkenly.
As if one would reply otherwise. Best option drunken laconic response.
So, basically, the Spartans were the lords of sarcasm?
Sound like my kanda people
Yeah, but also massive racists and eugenecists
@@joevenespineli6389 It was a different time 😅
@@davidjones272 so they were regular people of the time. Got it.
@@giin97 Even for the standards of the time, they were especially bad. It was actually illegal to NOT beat your slaves, and due to stuff like that they often had to suddenly withdraw aid because their soldiers were needed to put down yet another slave rebellion.
WB: “If once I enter into your video, I will claim ye all, never to profit again.”
Karl: "IF"
When Warner Brothers tried to Sue Groucho Marx He countersued over the use of "Brothers" as it was an infringement on the Marx Brothers' Copyright.
I clicked this video thinking
I recognize the title and thumbnail
Almost 350 likes wowo
And with 1 reply
My own
Here have your 2 response
the best hardcore one liner I heard while at the army legion with my dad. A pair of old guys, Korea veterens, where pretty far into their cups getting a little angry at eachother over something. The one of the two of them just suddenly announced to the entire legion bar "Does anyone want to see this man pick up his teeth with broken fingers?" All while making unbreaking eye contact. Needless to say the other guy just walked off
When the Persian emmisary was speaking to Leonidas, he noticed the deep pit in the ground and asked what was in it. Leonidas replied, "go down there and find out," then kicked him over the edge into the pit. "THIS IS SPARTA" was contrived for the movie.
amazing gerard butler facts @
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Warner Bros could do with some Spartans dumping some laconic phrases on them
There is a story of a young Spartan painting a life size fly on his shield. His fellow soldiers said he was a coward for painting something so small as his enemies would be able to tell who it is. He replied
"It will be the size of a lion when I bore down on my enemies"
They claimed 100% of future proceedings and only 5% of the video was their property.
Fair use is but a distant memory because TH-cam has no backbone.
Has nothing to do with fair use, they could have taken wb to court and it would most likely be deemed fair use, but it's very expensive to do so and not really worth it.
Correction TH-cam does have a back bone but it’s only for criticism and nothing else
I say Big Wangers should file a lawsuit against Warner Bros. That sounds like a sound idea.
Silent Gamer2015 SALT!!!!!!!!!!!
@@AzguardMike you got fat from 6 burritos, you fucking lightweight
@@noahreeves4507 I don't have context but wouldn't them being fat make them a heavyweight? Perhaps a "heavy lightweight?"
TH-cam fix your damn copyrights system!!!!!!!
They don't have any say in the copyright law. The issue is their automated claim system, which favours basically anyone that makes claims. Even though they might be unjust or with malintent. You're going to find a lot of cases where fraudulent claims were made to make money. After the resolve of the issue, it saw the damaged party to never get any compensation for the mistake of TH-cam.
@@theblackbaron4119 I know that much, it's the automated system I think we all have problem with. TheFatRat musician, his music got claimed, HIS MUSIC that he made HIMSELF. Also we have the whole PewDiePie being striked because he said "Twitch Thots". The system being automated is just not a good idea.
The problem is the copyright law itself. There is realistically no way youtube could EVER fully scan every video for copyright violations, so the DMCA gives them a "get out of trouble free" card as long as they follow the rules. Those rules unfortunately require them to automatically take action.
When a company posts DMCA or copyright claims, youtube takes whatever action is requested and BAM! off the hook - it's between the company and the uploader now.
If youtube looked at the DMCA\Copyright claims and actually reviewed them, they IMMEDIATELY become responsible for whatever the uploader posted, and might be on the hook for ALL other videos from then on.
It's the LAW ITSELF that makes it this way. It's all or nothing - either you comply to the letter and be exempt form what your uploaders are doing, or you take action for EVERYTHING which at youtube's volume of content isn't possible. If you want this to change, call your MP / government representative.
@@zozolinakrejzolina At a certain size of daily uploads, going up on TH-cam's servers it is impossible to manually review videos. Only when they being fought over/ copyright claims being disputed. While the video is being claimed the party that claimed it earns the revenue. Which was used quite a loot as a quick scam. That has been repeatedly been an issue. I'm not certain that they actually changed something to prevent abuse of this system.
@@Merrsharr I never said that it's in the copyright law. That's just how TH-cam handles it.
"I will change your life. Go away."
I have to commit that to memory.
Guy: ur blade is so short!
Spartan: long enough to reach ur heart
( i believe the real quote went along those lines )
I believe it was "long enough to reach you heart, short enough to see your eyes"
Thanks for the Gerald Butler facts, you can never have too many
I would say that about Arnold Schwarzenegger and Terminator movies.
It would be awesome if you would make a video of more Spartan quotes.
My favourite was when Sparta was at war with Athens, Athens sent a note saying 'if we defeat you we will burn your city to the ground and destroy your culture'.
Sparta's response was simply the word 'If'
@@LeglessWonder thanks for the correction had that totally wrong
WB: *Claims video*
Karl: lmao nice try *reuploads with best boy Gerard clips*
WB: RUN JEAN
I'm still waiting for a 20 minute long video filled with Spartan quotes
Could we have a part 2 of these quotes?
I do not feel this was petty at all, rather rightful indignation. It's ten kinds of bullshit that this sort of thing is STILL a thing, especially when this is by any reasonable definition, an educational channel.
I'd sit and listen to you guys go through Spartan quotes for 3 hours. That's what I love about this channels videos. The jokes. The information. The side tangents. All of it
"....caused his testicals to be..." is perhaps the greatest jump-cut-line ever. _THIS_ is why i'm here....
I think you just solved copyright. Why not make it percentage based?
People would make a 10min video with copywriter content then have like 4 hours of a blank screen
@@pipbates2586 well then do a percent ratio on what people watched in the video and where they stopped
Pip Bates you could argue that the blank screen is not original content and then make the percentage to be calculated from the copyrighted content compared to the original content.
@@pipbates2586 You mean shady people would do that. Because honest, respectable channels certainly wouldn't.
Do what Jim Sterling does and make a copyright deadlock. F'ing TH-cam needs to fix its copyright system.
This is such a genius way of saying "fuck your copyright" and I love it.
Watched the whole video AGAIN lmao, you guys deserve every penny
"i could find something in the room for you to play with" lol
This was one of my favorite videos to watch so this re-upload is a gift.
"The professional facade is up"
-Karl, holding a beer
This was just brilliant! Good on you for sticking it to the man.
Karl, you are legend! This was already my favorite channel, but you’ve actually caused me to respect you even more. I also know that respect from a stranger on the internet is exactly what you want, so I’m sure that means the world to you. Keep up the great work!
Can't wait for the copyright strike for using the poster from 300
I want to say thank you for this channel. It has inspired me to go back to schools, and get my masters in history. I found my lost love of history, and my drive to go into education. I now have so many ideas to use to teach in class. It has reconstituted my drive to research the past for things to teach throughout the past.
Less than 5 minutes into this clip and I subscribed because that opening was hysterical!!! Nice one lads!
Should have replaced the clips with Thomas the Tank Engine
Ringo voicing Spatan quips... SPARTAN WOMAN GET IT RIGHT ... Sorry Gerard
If you ask me a company should not be able to be demonetized unless the video content is like 30 to 50% clips from that company
Chris V while i kind of agree I'll have to disagree as well, otherwise movie review channels will die out in a matter of minutes as they tend to use a lot of movie footage
Rab1dGAMER if a video that uses very few several second clips in reference gets demonized it doesn’t make much sense that the review ones wouldn’t
@@iconic762 They have to manually request a review
@Rab1dGAMER even then it doesn't make sense if a person were to use fewer clips in their video more often than not they would fly under the radar because of the manual review also I bet a bunch of those movie review channels are sponsored in some way by the company
I Love your channel Karl. Greetings from a 16 year-old kid in Chicago! I love how you stuck it to 'em. I also love the authenticity of your channel, and your dedication to making this happen without throwing away that authenticity. I am serious. This channel really quenches my thirst for knowledge in a way that I look forward to it. You also understand the magnitude of the facts that you tell us and that's not something I see in school very often, Even in my AP classes that people CHOOSE to take. I can't tell you how immensely grateful I am for your channel. You seem like a very wise young man. And let's not forget about Brad because he edits and puts in the funny clips and gives the channel it's taste/style that makes the channel what it is. Which is one of the reasons why it's great that you didn't take that deal from Studio71 because Brad does a great job. Both of you, Brad and Karl, thanks. A toast to you from Chicago.
Love it, keep up the good work. Your dedication to saying screw you to large companies warms my heart
The only bad thing about this is that I can't experience it for the first time again. Shame.
I'm really happy your channel is growing, you deserve it so much!
Glad for the Reupload. Now ive seen the video.
This is the reason I love this channel
I got so Excited when I saw the thumbnail and title because I thought this was a part 2 and the first one was one of my favourite videos on the channel so I was kind of sad to see it was a re-upload but it's better than nothing :/
To Warner Bros "WHY DO YOU CLAIM VIDEOS, THAT, WHICH SHALL NOT RECEIVE MONEY."
This is why I love this channel
I liked this video! Thank you for uploading it.
Man this was the first video I saw of you guys
Best laconic statement I have heard.
Traveling sales man came up to our farm house one day when I was a boy. My father politely told him he was not interested and told him good day repeatedly but the guy would not take the hint. Followed him in to his garage where he had all the parts for a V8 that he was building custom arranged on a towel on his work bench. Traveling sales man dumps his stuff right on top of it. Meanwhile his doberman Lady ( formerly a junkyard dog) had been slowly creeping up on the guy. When he plopped his junk on top of my dad's V8 Lady reacted to my father aggravation and stuffed her nose up the guys ass and let out a deep snarl. The conversation ended as follows. Sales man" dose that dog bite?" My father "stick around, we will find out"
Happy to watch such a great video twice, keep kicking ass mate.
I literally was searching for this video all day Friday to send to a friend.
Thought i was going crazy and imagined the video for a second!
I just want you guys to know i love your channel and it brightens up my day!
Thank you for being you!
Extra Brad and Smallwood yes please!
Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and said you can't use photos from the film either.
This was my fav video I'm glad you reuploaded it.
Thanks for the reupload. I knew I recognized this video lol
Warner Bros < Big Wangers Inc
My favorite is "if."
👍🏻 that was a nice re-upload
Karl, for things like this classy solution dealing with copyright I love you. Your videos are great and I would watch every reuploaded video for the Gerald Butler facts alone
This is honestly the most akward thing I've ever witnessed, but it was worth it.
You can pirate it, cause Warner Bros.
Man I love you. Totally rewatched because it's still awesome and I love laconic expression. I wish you just did a huge video of the collection you have.
The look on his face at the very end of the video is priceless to slowly look at the camera after he says "I can find something for you to play with"
All of the dislikes are from Warner Brothers
A really good bad ass quote from WW2 I read about was after some americans were surrounded by germans, a soldier ran up to his officer telling "we're surrounded". The american officer replied "The fools"
I'm genuinely proud of the pettiness you've displayed and the Ebay link Is hilarious hahaha
Thie is a perfect example of why i love this channel.
Philip of Macedon also happens to be the father of Alexander the Great
WB's petty level is over 9,000!!!
Thad A. Bowyer, Esq. and Fact Fiends’s is over 90,000
THANK YOU!!!! i was going to show this to my world history professor and he said i get my time tomorrow.
The best part about your channel is even out of the irrelevant that topic is you being new life and meaning to it you actually enjoy what is being made on the content and precise length
Yeet! Karl and Brad throwing there middle fingers at Warner brothers. That's so dumb that Warner brothers don't understand fair use laws but whatever.
Great vid!
*THIS IS FACT FIEND*
I like a lot of the historic facts keep up the good work
Best reupload ever
The real question is where did you get that shirt? Also maybe Warner Bros is vampire?
You should have acted out the scenes using that white mask as a helmet
My only regret is you did not in fact take this opportunity to give an extra 20 minutes of Spartans one-liners. Now onward to tell everyone I know to watch this, because it's amazing
You guys are awesome and funny as all hell. Keep up the good fight.
one of my favourite quotes, despite being fake, was from Assassin's Creed Odyssey in the opening part of the game
Persian: Persia's armies are countless! you are surrounded!
Leonidas: we are Spartan! when are we not surrounded?
my Favorite line from history the Chasseurs Ardennais in WW2 when the German Commander asked they where are the of your man and the answer was We Were All, they were only 40 Man vs the Wehrmacht in the Ardennes during the invasion of Belgium. Erwin Rommel said : "They are not men, they are green wolves".
Glad this got reuploaded, so I can hear those one liners again.
And learn about Butler.
"I could find something in the room for you to play with" is probably the funniest thing I've heard all day. Karl's reaction was even better.