Randomly Woken Up in Hospital, What Happened? (Reddit Doctors Stories r/AskReddit)
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the last story must probably be the most surreal one, suddenly waking up and not being pregnant anymore, baby and fiance dead. Damn.
At least it seems like she moved past it and found someone else and had kids(Bet there some mental scars, but still seems ok)
@@maddking2442 Sounds like an excellent origin story.
The last one would have freaked me out too. The one where the parents left the kid alone in the hospital, what are you thinking? You need to be with your child.
ya know, that is reality and reality is sometimes an arsehole. I hope that the people from these stories are now feeling better and are now ok.
Fuqin 666 likes
I hate drunk drivers with all my might
@Heyward Shepherd Just as bad or worse.
Well, clearly not _all_ of your might, as you are not wanted in sixteen states, one territory, and two embassies.
@@DerKommercial2008 Well that's... oddly specific...
Same.
@@DerKommercial2008 Having a bad day?
Stories like the last one always make me die a little inside. I can’t imagine losing both the love of my life and my child in one fell swoop.
Stories like those are examples of why drunk drivers are scum. Their disregard for others kills many innocent people. There are many stories like these and usually the drunk driver comes out unscathed while their victims are not so lucky
Worst part is that the baby didn't get a chance at life. If you see someone about to drive drunk, slash their tires if you have to. You might just save 3 lives.
edvin kaziunas thing is about drunk drivers is because of their skewed decision making, they think they’ll be fine, as they overestimate themselves. They think they won’t be “that person” who got into a car crash.
They’re wrong. It’s sad how common it is. I’m not old enough to drive, and I know I need to but part of me doesn’t want to. I may be able to trust myself to operate a vehicle someday, but I can’t trust others to.
Me too... I teared up once I heard it... fuck man...
@@EndertheDragon0922 I think the worst part is, drunk drivers usually live because the alcohol relaxes the body so much it can take insane amounts of trauma so usually the asshole lives and the people they hit don't which is really fucked up imo.
>Sees person in high vis clothing
>Purposefully hits them
Yeah i hope that kid got some jail time
For a DUI, hopefully.
At least he was wearing his seatbelt I hope
Rosie Johnson His intent was to harm that guy, even if under the influence. Very unlikely he’ll get just a DUI.
Since he was driving an expensive car he was most likely rich, so maybe a slap on the wrist.
Yeah, and the claim "I thought he was an angel so I wanted to catch him with my bumper" just makes it that much worse.
Drunk drivers...the bane of my sanity.
J.T. El Fakidor that and entitled parents + antivaxxers
Cameron Fink
Amen, brother
3 years ago a couple in my small town was headed home one night and got hit by a drunk driver both of them died in the wreck I believe the drunk driver got 30 years in prison or something but the guilt hit the drunk driver even harder than the 30 year sentence did.
and they’re never the injured ones it seems like, always the innocent.
If someone is intoxicated enough to be a danger while driving, they are intoxicated enough not to consider the hazards of drunk driving. Therefore, a PSA:
If you are entering a situation in which intoxication is a possibility, have a safe ride plan in place BEFORE you drink.
If you are sober and a companion is considering driving while drunk, offer to drive instead. If anyone is considering driving drunk, please try to stop them.
Another good tactic is to set an alarm beforehand, and be somewhere you can just crash for the night. This will tend to be at a friend's house, who won't let you drive home when smashed.
naejimba Anothef good idea!
Amendment: If anyone is considering driving drunk, take their keys, by force, if nessacary. It's self defence. Not theft.
Lynton Fleming Not just self defense either. You may be saving people you don't even know about.
@@naejimba nah, just sabotage the engine, replace it with a donut.
I hate drunk drivers with the intensity of a million exploding suns... When I was 2 my parents were rear-ended by a drunk driver almost killing them both and the 3 other people in the tiny car (it looked like a crumpled piece of red paper). Luckily I wasn't in the car when it happened. If I had been I would have died. I was sitting on my mom's lap (1994 no one gave a fuck) in the back seat but a friend of the family had me go in her car so my mom could be comfortable. She saved my life. I'll never forget asking why l was at another family friends house for so long and why a hadn't seen my parents in a while and then having the truth told to me. I was inconsolable for days. Please don't drink and drive.
赵是 he had no loss
Moral of this video is that if you drive drunk you might as well just start driving to hell, because that's where you're going regardless
At least if you drive directly there you won't take someone else with you
*HIIIIIIIGHWAAY TO HELL!!!*
The one at 5:50 is exactly what happened to me. Was in a car wreck that split my skull open. I was apparently conscious the whole time I was in the hospital, but I have a period of about 6 days with zero memory retention and would repeat the same shit over and over.
At what day did they make a checklist of what to tell you each time you woke up?
@@moth.monster honestly? No idea, they told me I would say the same things, but never mentioned how they'd been responding. I should ask.
Vatra
I read that as having a menstrual situation for 6 days hahahahaha
@@josephhussain7238 close enough! Both involve bleeding for more than three days and somehow not dying!
its like that movie i cant remember what its called but the same thing keeps happening like you wake up go outside and you get shot "next day" you wake up go outside get shot and it just keeps going on and on and on
"I lost my baby-
ThIs iS rEvErsE psYchOloGy doGo
KERMIT
@Alden Friend cermet*
Kermit😂
Cermet will eat teh Chikean to gro big an stronk
Jesus you teenagers are fuckin cringe.
I'd like to propose that it should be mandatory for anyone who gets their license either be shown the body of a drunk driver's dead victims in gory detail, or have to look in the eyes of a person who survived but their friends didn't. The people (or their families) traumatizing them straight would be picked on a voluntary basis and compensated like any lecturer would.
I'd prefer to be exempt from said mandatory procedure. I can't even drink alcohol due to medication I need to survive. I'll take my license and sober-ness and exit.
I'd prefer we just use capital punishment for drunk/high drivers. The problem is they aren't getting enough punishment with current laws.
I'm planning on remaining sober for eternity
They showed us a graphic video of real people who were in drunk driving accidents and i had a panic attack so nae nae
I know that we sort of did that when I was in high school in driver's ed. Red Asphalt 2 was the name of the film, I think. The classic "scare 'em straight" philosophy. Can't really say whether it works or not.
A lot of these stories are caused by drunk drivers it seems. If someone has had alcohol and wants to go driving then they should be punched until they either get that driving is not a good idea while drunk, or just punch them out outright.
I feel like it should be a law weither if you go to a bar or somewhere involving booze you should have to give up your keys. Write your name down and give them your i.d. and when your done for the night you go back to that person tell them your name and shit and extra info. Then your only allowed to get your keys back if you pass a breathalyzer test. If you fail by even a small margin you get a cab called to take you home and a card out under your wipers to let tow trucks know not to haul your car until further told to do so.
Okay so some drunk drivers are fuckbags, and others are just confused.
@@lightbearer1550 I agree with your intention but the plan is fundamentally flawed - not everyone arrives at a bar in a vehicle (are you not going to serve me, a non-driver, because I don't hand in keys?) and if they're irresponsible and know they only need to say they don't drive to avoid handing in the keys they'll just do that. It also makes the bar liable for the driver, consequences that occur after the customer vacates the premises and the car itself while they are there (and potentially overnight etc too).
People who drive under the influence should face huge fines and possible prison simply for failing a breath test...it works in Singapore. They do not have jails full of drivers who were a little over the limit; people just don't drive if they have have anything to drink because it's not worth the risk.
That's probably because a lot of accidents are caused by drunk driving, which is sad ; it's something easily avoidable
And a lot of the time the drunk drivers are relatively fine from it. Since they have the cushion of the front of their car, and being all relaxed and pain free so they end up not injuring themselves
I screamed when I saw dear old Cermet, I was not expecting that at all.
Now I need a Marbles one and I can die happily.
What about Peach?
Ahh Ikr
* B U N N Y N O I S E S *
OP:I attempted suicide and survived. Don't worry, I'm fine now-
"At least you did your homework"
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Woke up in an ICU with my mom sitting next to me, who got a doctor over to my bed. He asked me if I knew where I was and I did a small look around and told him "Well, this isn't my bedroom, so I am going to guess a hospital." Turned out I had a seizure, fell down a flight of stairs, dislocated my shoulder, nearly broke my hip and bled all over the floor in the house.
My next comment was "Oh, so I didn't just dream about my shoulder getting popped back." I think the nurses hated me because despite the bruising across most of my hip and leg I still insisted on hobbling to the toilet and closing the door. I need my privacy.
LOL
Ok, so I was in a car with my parents, and I was on my phone, and then randomly blacked out. It was really weird. When I woke up, I was in a cart. The guy next to me said "Oh, you're finally awake." It was Skyrim.
God damn It gabe
I very much appreciate this comment as I have been playing skyrim for the past 2-3 weeks straight
@@niv2097 I remember when Skyrim was the most hyped game of all time and Bethesda was loved. Good times. Before all the bullshit microtranactions in games.
@@josephhanicak7922 this is my first time playing it/really getting into it (used to watch my sister play when I was younger) so I don't know about any of the shit happening with them now, but it is still a very fun game nonetheless
@@niv2097 I have started playing Skyrim a few weeks ago to so that is nice
Drunk/high/distracted driving is just... inexcusable. If we had better public transport, I bet it would be less of a problem...
Make them felonies, and we might see a change.
Conveyor paths like in iar ports but just faster and slower one and if you crashed into someone like a bloody nose worse case scenario
Public transport doesn't usually go to your front door. We have Taxis/Uber now that will take you to your front door and yet people still opt to drive drunk. Drunkenness harms your decision making abilities whether or not there is a train station 6 blocks from your house.
@@TheAdditionalPylons Yeah but ubers cost a lot more than public transport
Always make a plan on how you get home before you drink any alcohol.
The kid that woke up after two days, peed on the floor, then went back to bed had me dying
re drunk drivers: After I worked a year in ED I have a special feeling for drunk drivers. When they arrested, I tried as hard as I did for anyone else to bring them back, and sometimes we succeeded. I also helped treat their victims, and I realized that saving lives is not always ethical. Years later, I worked in correctional health, and some inmates, trying to tell me that they weren't like other criminals, told me that they were only in for DIU. I agreed that they were different from most, but not in the way they thought. I considered them morally equal to child molesters and rapists, because I knew they would continue to ruin lives or kill after release, but I treated them the same as everyone else.
I completely agree with you
Bailey not by much tbh. They put lives in danger and have ruined many lives in their drunken states. Disregard other people’s lives, act stupid, etc. Sound about similar in all honesty.
@Bailey Well I.. it should depend on whether you being drunk has caused an accident or if it's a recurring thing right? If you've been driving while drunk once in your life, that's 'not as bad, but hell no that's not acceptable if you've caused the death of innocent lives, especially children imo, in an accident as a drunk driver.
@Bailey 3 little girls crossing the street for school with a crossguard at 7:00 AM. One man. Drunk. Her tiny 3'4' body trapped under his car, it took him .8 mile to stop because he couldn't grasp how the body on his windshield was "messing up his tires at the same time." 2 girls, ages 6 and 7 died but 3rd girl age 6 made it, paralyzed for life. Crossguard lived but was destroyed mentally. The girl trapped under the car, who was drug to death over the course of most of a mile was my family. I have survived rape, she did not survive the drunk driver. Drunk drivers are not "better than" rapists. They are equal. ONE CALL TO A CAB would have saved lives. They are just as evil, selfish, destructive and deadly. Worst part? Drunk drivers serve LESS TIME, it is 100% preventable BUT because they "didn't mean to" they serve less. AND they have a handy "EXCUSE" to blame their own actions on, "the alcohol made me".... My family served life. Stacy was buried, she never got another day. Most people can survive rape and child molestation. Drunk drivers are MURDERERS. How can you say they are" better"? Just because they didn't kill someone...."this time"? Drunk drivers, rapists & child molesters all re-offend. They are not better than each other, they are ALL victimizers to satisfy their OWN SELFISH WANTS AND DESIRES without a single thought to the damage they cause others.
@Bailey Person 1 : .2 little kids where murdered by a drunk driver, and drunk drivers kill cause death on a huge scale, re-offend, putting more people's lives in danger, and realizing that while addiction is a bad thing, it does not make a good excuse for murdering a car of people, person 2 : DUmB MiLLenNIals, IM NOt HeRE tO listEn to YoUR SOB STorY *goes into detail how father is alcoholic while saying that they do not spread details online for clicks*
"Turns out i was hit by a drunk driver and lost the baby."
Music in the background: DOOT DOOT DOODOO
This was about 2 years ago, I was 15 at the time. I had gotten a really severe cough where I was literally hacking up a lung every 2-3 seconds, and everyone commented on it, however, my parents refused to take me to the hospital. They thought it would just blow over. I remember one night, it had gotten really bad, my mom was out of the house so I was watching my brother. I remember collapsing on the stairs, and that was it. Next thing I know, I woke up being rushed into the ER, since it was the only thing open at the time. Apparently, I had been coughing so much and so hard that I had passed out from too much oxygen (yes, that's a thing) on the bottom step of the stairs, where my mom came home and found me. I was diagnosed with Bronchitis, given Codine, and sent home. Apparently my mom saw me talking and moving in the car on occasion, but I don't remember any of it. Morale of the story, if your son is practically coughing his lungs out of himself every 2-3 seconds for 2 weeks, take him to the doctor, and don't let him go to work. I worked at subway, and yes, worked multiple days with bronchitis because my mom wouldn't take me. She's since learned her lesson about things like that and takes me to the doctor for anything.
So, you can't go to the doctor by yourself?
Raze I've had a random cough that pops up every once in a while for some time between a few days and a few months. In my unprofessional opinion, thinking immediately that it may be the worst case is just overthinking it a tiny bit. You'll probably be aight
@@nanor8921 Considering I was literally turnings heads and getting comments about my cough everywhere I went, it wasn't exactly a small cough. I was heaving up my lungs LITERALLY every 2-5 seconds. It hurt.
@@nanor8921 Overthinking it > Taking the risk any day of the week, at least personally
that last one broke my heart.... I couldn't imagine losing the love of my life/best friend and then also in turn lose my baby.....
I was born without my consent. I would like to speak to my lawyer about this tragedy.
That's all of us. But you can stop this injustice by going to yourlocal Hare Krishna temple and asking them how to stop reincarnation.
Trust me, it works.
Damn bro, I'm literally shaking rn. I'm truly sorry for you.
@@notforsaletoday1895 thank you for the kind words while im going through this *SAD* tragedy
Yeah freakin right, as far as I know that's considered a felony. If you didn't file a report immediately after the incident, it's out of your hands now. This is why they should educate early in life about what is and isn't illegal.
9:36 holy hell.. imagine going to sleep, surrounded by friends or aquintenances (im not sure i got that one right..), waking up in the hospital and finding out everyone else didnt wake up... thats the scary shit.
Hi if you ever had driven drunk or continually do so please paralyze your lower extremities so you can't ever drive anymore. *Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk*
I actually had this happen to me once, I was in seventh grade and I actually woke up and felt the urge to puke so I ran to the bathroom and collapsed. I woke up in the hospital with my family surrounding me. I asked what happened and I found out that I had a seizure and was diagnosed with epilepsy. That’s was almost 7 years ago and it’s been 6 years since my last seizure.
Hey, congrats! Breaking the cycle is difficult. There's always hope to overcome epilepsy. I'm happy to hear you've been breathing right for so long. :)
Guy in a checkered suit stole a package I was supposed to deliver, told me the game was rigged from the start, and shot me in the head. Woke up to some small-town doc asking me what my name was, if I looked like I did before I was shot, asked a bunch of weird psychological questions, then sent me off into the Mojave with a PipBoy and a Vault suit to go find the fucker that shot me.
1:57: New favorite Christmas carol.
Edit: Why does this have almost 50 likes
That one had me cracking up
my fave carol now too.. pmsl 🤣😅😂
Yeah, that last one broke my heart. I'm currently pregnant with my Fiancee's baby myself. Losing them would destroy me.
Seven years ago (I was 10), i got into an accident with one of those motor scooters you stand and ride on, and from what i was told a kid rammed me with his bike and i couldn't dodge the collision. The helmet i was wearing caught on my chin by the clip and tore it open, so it prompted a cat scan and eventually an MRI scan to make sure everything was okay (I had a concussion and dont remember anything at this point.) When i finally come to, im in this white room getting stitches in my chin and they tell me i have a brain tumor. Later appointments reveal that the brain tumor, which is unoperable, causes what's called hydrocephalus and if the accident hadn't happened i wouldve died from too much pressure on the brain in about a year or two at most. But because it was found, they were able to releive the pressure (its not curable however) and im still here. I thank the kid who rammed me, he, and that helmet saved my life
@BloodInMyCoffeeSystem absolutely, and thank you
Luck: 100
Watched Peter Pan too many times as a kid. Climbed up to couch, jumped off, and woke up in hospital with stitches. Guess I didn’t believe hard enough 🤷♂️
When I was a kid, there was this movie that my twin sister and I loved called The Hugga Bunch, where this girl hugged this creature and entered another world through the mirror. We were at grandma's house and she had a full length mirror, so naturally we hugged and tried to pass through the mirror. Spoiler alert, it didn''t work. But at least we didn't break Grandma's mirror.
Lmao I love how the first guy named the 3000GT that hit him. You know damn well he's a car guy 😂
drunk driving : 0 stars DO NOT RECOMMEND..
Actually you'll probably end up with at least 1 star eventually...
Standing on the corner of a busy intersection on a bright shiny New Years Day morning (must have been back around 1977 or so). Woke up in the hospital a day later. Apparently an uninsured driver hit the stop sign I was standing beside. The stop sign apparently hit me on the head.
im not gonna lie that’s pretty fuckin funny
That last one made me cry so hard. I made noises that should not be made by any human being....
That last one got me man.. I started tearing up
My neighbor (clean for 25+ years now) woke up in the Gary, Indiana Morgue on a Wednesday afternoon when he was 19, with a tag on his toe. Heroin, lots of heroin. He said that was the first time he ever really considered a need to get clean, but it was a multi-year journey after that. I asked him if he knew what had happened but he told me he had no other info, he refused to be seen by a doctor - as in: after the horror of being in the F*king morgue wore off he demanded to know where his wallet and shoes were from a even more freaked out technician, had them returned from a locker, made sure his $10 and $5 were in there, and then walked out. The technitian tried to convince him to stay and he asked if they would like to fuck with someone who just got up in the morgue and wanted to leave. He left the morgue.
There's a reason Hoosiers treat the city of Gary like their estranged drug-addicted uncle.
How on earth do they not find a drunk driver who enters a store with all kinds of cameras?
If the guy has no record and isn't a local, and doesn't want to own up, they're surprisingly difficult to find, especially if they don't have an identification of the car.
"...reassuring (except that) that was a pretty unsavory biker bar and the regulars, though amazingly kind and loyal to me, weren't the most savory human beings..."
As far as I can tell, this is absolutely best case scenario. Jeezus Christ, OP, who is it that you actually WANT when feces descends?
One day I stood up and immediately became confused about why I was on the floor, but otherwise was fine. Everyone else was upset. Stood up again and was sitting on a chair. Everyone was much more upset. I said I wasnt feeling well and was just going to get some rest in my room. Stood up. then I was telling everyone not to call the paramedics, because I was fine. Still confused about why everyone was upset.
Paramedics showed up, I protested but my family was worried so I agreed to go with them and stood up. Then I was in the hospital.
I'm told I passed out at least 13 times, every time I stood up. I of course didn't remember any of it, because I was passed out when it happened. Had some IV thingy they said was just to make sure I was hydrated. Eventually with the doctor there they let me try to stand up again.. And I did. After a boring hour and making sure i wasnt going to pass out, I was allowed to go home.
No one ever figured out why it happened. It had never happened before, or since. That was a weird day.
My story: On Sunday night, I had finished preparing the lectures for the classes I was teaching the coming week. I go to bed and wake up Tuesday morning in the hospital.
Apparently, Monday I had taught my classes and as I was driving home, I was T-boned by an 18 year old with no driver's license. My car was totaled and I lost all memory of Monday. I was in the hospital for a week with a broken pelvis (that they couldn't do anything about except prescribe pain medicine and teach me to walk with crutches). Someone else had to take over teaching my classes for me.
Sean MacDonald How are you now?
@@gloomycandy101 I'm fine now. I made a full recovery. But it's still one of the most traumatic things I've lived through.
*”I oNLy hAD a cOUpLe Of bEErS iLL Be FIne!!!”*
Bailey no dude, they’re mocking the people who SAY they only had a couple, but are actually super drunk
@@noahthelemon7772 yeah
Reverse psychology doggo: Kermit
NASTY boy
No one:
Kermit: *crys and drools*
GeT oFf tHe tAbLe
How has so few people commented on this
The thing I hate about drunk drivers is that they can hit you whenever, you could be driving perfectly then bam, it’s over. Almost always out of your control.
I was biking home from the gym, about 2-3km from home, and had just left. Next thing I know, I’ve woken up in an ambulance with my host dad there (year abroad) and I can barely string together a coherent sentence or understand anything since everyone‘s speaking in my second language. Turns out a neighbor found me unconscious on the side of the back road only like 30 meters from home and recognized me. They called the ambulance and just ran and grabbed my host family. I was severely concussed and had to miss almost a month of school because the headaches got so bad in lessons. I still have absolutely no memory of what happened between leaving the gym parking lot and crashing so close to home, it’s kinda surreal. 4 seasons of a high contact sport in school and that’s the one time I managed to get a concussion. Honestly I don’t understand myself at this point
I know the exact metal horse that dude fell off of in Vegas.
My brother was doing that. Waking up, "where am I", "you're in a hospital", takes a nap, wakes up, "where am I", "you're in a hospital", takes a nap, wakes up, "where am I". Folks, if this ever happens in your family, don't panic. It takes a few days for that effect to wear off. (But make sure the staff know.)
People think drunk driving is bad but distracted driving has been killing more for the last few years. Don't use your phone and drive.
Don't drink and drive. Don't use your phone while driving
Only 2 people so far know and saw this thank you
I was doing the stair shuffle that you see on Tik Tok and ended up in hospital with stitches across the back of my head and was unconscious for about 27 hours. At least that's what my friend told me. She was videoing it and when she called the ambulance I mumbled "I only hired a camera man. This is such service." Stood there laughing her *ss off then the ambo came.
The last one made me cry. I don't know how I'd be able to live through that.
If I woke up to hear that I think I'd just cry and cry again
I avoided this happening to me one time when my sister and nephews were playing a game where they'd go part way up a hill, then run down as fast as they dared. I decided to participate, went too fast, couldn't level out, but instead of doing a faceplant I brought one arm up and tucked my head, rolling several times, got scraped to high heaven, and wound up on my back with my ankles by my ears and one arm behind my back.
I couldn't unpretzel myself, and was afraid I had broken something, but it turns out that I just didn't have the muscles undo my predicament, and had to wait for my loving family to stop laughing hard enough that they could untie me.
That last one killed me inside... on another note, if you’re diabetic/epileptic/have a condition that you are worried you might not wake up from, I would seriously suggest a service animal. Some dogs can detect when you’re going to have a seizure, or your blood sugar is off, and can be trained to alert you to it.
9:36 meth head coming down off a high hit one of my pastor's sons head on, both doing about 60mph since they were on a highway. It's a miracle he even survived let alone that he recovered (mostly) from a traumatic brain injury.
Who recovered? The meth head or the pastors son?
@@VainerCactus0 The pastor's son, though I hope the meth head got help and recovered as well.
I will not comment mr reverse psychology doggo
But you just didn't't
@@alphaunus4754 didn't't't he?
I was 16, at a school drinking event, where there is beer for free when invited (Abisaufen in Germany). I passed out drunk and had to be delivered to the hospital in an ambulance. I woke up in the hospital not knowing where I am and with no memories of getting there. The last thing I remember is drinking warm moonshine from a guy two years my senior from his flask. Apparently I had vomited all over the place and just passed out in my vomit on the grass. That’s how I was remembered for the next years. Had to endure nasty comments made by the teachers as well. Still didn’t regain my memories from that day, but maybe it’s for the better. It’s been more than a decade now, I’m sure that nowadays, it would have been all over social media. Pretty lucky it happened so long ago tbh.
Damn lol
I was running down a hill as a kid, tripped, and then woke up in the hospital hours later. I apparently tumbled down the hill and hit my head really bad on a wooden deck at the bottom, and apparently bad enough that I had to be rushed to the hospital and remember none of it.
I did a suicide attempt by throwing myself off of a wall, head first. I lost conciousness and the next thing I remember was me 5 hours later in a hospital bed. I honestly thought I was dreaming when I woke up. My parents finding out why I had done it was the most difficult thing for me to go through.
I've tried suicide so many times so I can understand why you wanted to and I am mad at anyone who thinks it's just a selfish thing to do since they don't understand the pain we have gone through... Now I have maybe 6 days left till I die, I hope you're doing better
TheUndeadNightmare This was a few years ago - thankfully I began to develop a strong will as I grew up, and now I don’t have suicidal tendencies. It can also be because I didn’t have as bad of a life as I did back then - I literally had nothing left to lose. Thankfully things are better now!
@@TheUKNutter yeah I'm so glad you're doing better
@@theonionsystem7779 Still though, i hope you are doing well. What do you mean, 6 days?
@@notforsaletoday1895 I can't really say it's very private information I can't say and no one here would really believe but I'm glad in 4 days I'll be at peace finally :)
Thank you for understanding the need of many to respond accordingly to suggestions from pseudo-authority figures, Reverse Psychology Doggo.
I used to have a habit of driving drunk... I’m so thankful that I didn’t harm anyone. It’s awful looking back on those times and realizing how ignorant I was.
Had tonsils removed, 2 days later I was at home and was super nauseous. Being a 5 year old, my logic was to drink water to keep from throwing up. I remember running to the bathroom and being sick, I freaked out and yelled for my dad...I had thrown up an insane amount of blood. Fresh blood. Dad starts screaming for mom, I throw up again. More of the same, only this time my mom sees and freaks. I remember being on the back seat of my moms car, the streetlights zipping by over head, being in the elevator going to the OR, watching them put in an IV and not being able to feel it, and being so so cold. I woke up 5 days later...apparently when the DR took out my tonsils he knocked the artery. While the scab was on the cut it was fine, the scab had come off and I was literally bleeding to death, swallowing all the blood till I couldn’t hold any more. I received 9+ blood transfusions and spent 12 days in ICU total 3 of which I was unconscious and labeled “touch and go”. My neck had to be immobilized and I couldn’t eat or drink until the cut healed completely. Had a feeding tube and catheter, couldn’t get out of bed...which was torture for a 5 year old kid. Great thing was getting to eat all the ice cream I wanted after my throat healed!
KERMIE!!!!!
madison brooks NASTY BOI
Woke up in the eye-koo
During initial briefings with my troops, I always tell them bluntly that my family and friends share the road with them and they are willing placing their lives in danger when they get behind the wheel drunk. If the troop gets arrested, I will not stand up for them. I will not speak in their defense. I will step aside. Fortunately, I have only had to walk a few troops through the process of article 15 and/or discharge. It kills me inside to do it but I refuse to feel guilty about it.
One. Thank you for your service. Your sacrifices are not forgotten, nor are they in vain. Two. You are a damn good soldier, and an even better commanding officer. You do not shield those under your command from the consequences of their actions… And I like that about you.
The one about the lady who lost her baby and her fiance really hit me hard. Just one moment and all of a sudden her future child and her future husband were just gone. She didnt mention anything after the screaming but I imagine it was followed by months of depression. Shits fucked up.
I hate how marijuana is illegal where I am but alcohol isn’t, you’ve never heard of a stoned driver causing a head on collision due to the marijuana
Literally a video by this channel on a high guy hitting a guy after a rave
@@MrNinjaman63 it never specifically states that it was weed on there
@@MrNinjaman63 it didn't say weed.
Weed isn't usual for raves.
Weed doesn't really make you see things. Mistaking a guy for an angel sounds really damn uncharacteristic.
Unfortunately, my sister’s best friend died because he got in a single vehicle crash while driving high on weed. No one should drive under ANY kind of influence.
Hah! Reverse psychology doggo cant trick me!
Oh... wait
The doggo is pretty nasty anyways.
Kiki he’s a nasty boy
Ooh, I want tell you a story related to this topic. So when I was a kid, I randomly woke up in a hospital because I apparently passed out on the couch watching a movie, turned blue, and had my eyes open. My dad said he tried CPR, but since that didn’t work I was taken to the hospital, woke up, and got some shots or IVs. Can’t remember. Pretty scary.
Two separate times for me:
1) been feeling sick for weeks, went to school didnt feel so hot so I went to the secretary, woke up in the hospital...and that my children is how I met my oncologist. Leukemia, currently in remission 9 years.
2) multiple seizures but the first one I slammed my head and woke up in the hospital.
Now I know to never cut in line again 😂😂
After watching this I’m just gonna wear a helmet 24/7
Protection 100
Was scarily underweight,
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Was getting my tonsils taken out. They put me under with a gas mask, woke up to see a doctor and 2 nurses looking at me. Nurse: I think he's awake. Dr: He can't be. Me: Hello? Dr: Holds mask of my face. 23hours later: Can't feel my feet, can't move, but I see a purple elephant? I pass out again. 12 hours later: See my mom and a bucket full of blood next to me. No elephant. Me: where is the purple elephant? Mom: ??? no idea. I pass out again. 12hrs or so later: I go to pee and have to crawl to bathroom knocking over IV bag. Nurse helps me to the bathroom where I find the purple elephant. I bring it back to my bed. Pass out again. a few days later or so I wake up and learn that because I woke up during the surgery they had to use a much stronger gas and to inject some low grade steroids to keep my heart going over the next few days. Also, turns out the purple elephant was pink and belonged to the girl next to me.
Elon musk should create an ai that can tell if you're drunk .
And then what?
The problem is that alcohol removes people's inhibitions and ability to reason.
@@rogerwilco2 "Dude, my f*kin' car won't start!"
"How much did you drink?"
"Only a few beers, I'm okay!"
A junior from my high school was crossing the road to get into our school when she was hit by a driver who had crack pipes and some alcohol in him at 10am. I cannot stress how terrible inebriated driving is. Don’t do it, please.
Had an allergic reaction when i was little. I remember going to sleep then waking up in hospital. Evidently, the reaction made me hallucinate some weird stuff. Beat my dad up, knocked a nurse out...
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.
Omg the college town was Lawrence! I live there and my parents were at that party! That’s amazing! Small world.
Last thing I remember, I was out having a "few" beers on Wednesday evening about 9.30pm. Woke up 10.30am on Saturday to the words (in a strong German accent): "You are in intensive care, do you want to urinate?" I did - pretty painful when a catheter had been in there.
I'd ended up smashed and tried to cross the road at about 1.30am. I believe I looked the wrong way (Brit in Germany) and stepped out when nothing was coming from the right. A large van was coming from the left!
I'm also a diabetic. I had been for a couple of years and had a good handle on it, but my doctor had just recently switched me to a new type of insulin. That night, I was playing Starcraft 2 Heart of the Swarm. I was super excited to play it, had been waiting for years for it to release. One of the very first levels is on a snow covered planet with lots of ice, snow, freezing weather, etc.
At some point while playing, my blood sugar had dropped so low it was affecting my ability to think. I felt like I was genuinely lost somewhere in the snow and I couldn't figure out how to get out or save myself. Everytime I tried to play, I got that same sensation of being utterly lost in the snow. My brain was already not working right, so it never occured to me that my sugar was low or that something was wrong, so I just went to bed thinking i'd be able to do better in the morning.
I guess the usual warning signs from getting low were suppressed because I was so excited about playing that game for the first time after waiting so long for it and I was also pretty tired. It was one of those midnight release situations if I recall.
Anyway, I went to sleep then woke up surrounded by 4 paramedics, two of which were holding me down. They said someone tried to wake me up and I wouldn't get up so they called 911. However, I wasn't completely unconscious, I was in an almost zombie-like state and I would attack anyone who came near me while I was laying in the bed. They had to hold me down and inject me with that sugar shit they have on hand directly into my blood stream. Within seconds my higher brain functions started coming back online and that was when I regained actual consciousness from my own perspective.
I had no memory of any of it. I just woke up in that moment and was like, "What is going on?"
They let me go and I was completely fine. They wanted to take me to the hospital but I refused to go. Blood sugar is blood sugar and mine had been brought back up, I was no longer in danger. Nothing the hospital could have or would have done except give me an enormous bill for nothing.
I was totally fine though, but I sometimes remember that weird sensation of being lost in a blizzard. I still have very clear and vivid memories of being lost in that snowstorm, but I have absolutely no memory of attacking people the next morning.
The brain is fucked up.
Yeah I am also a diabetic. I remember one time having an aura (basically a pre seizure seizure) at a Trader Joe's. The one I had was specifically a depersonalization disorder aura (you are conscious but have no control over your body. Feels like you are a robot) anyways since my body was obviously craving sugar, it went to the sample stand. I asked the employee working there if I could have some apple cider (which was apparantly said in a slur) they answered yes, but instead of taking one of the sample cups that they have I took a jug of apple cider, opened it, and chugged it. My brother (who was there at the time but had no idea I was having an aura) said the workers thought I was mentally handicapped.
I hate being admitted to haiku
The last one is loss
That's terrible but I'm not even mad
LMFAO LISTEN TO 1:10!
He sounded like he was well....
"Was knocked by flying SQUIRREL..."
oh shit didn't see the ending.
oh well
I was 9 and had just gotten my tonsils taken out. Got severely dehydrated and thought I passed out. Last thing I remember is my mom telling me we needed to go to the hospital, I said I was fine then woke up in the hospital.
My mom filled me in on the missing time between when I said I was fine and when I woke up in the hospital. Apparently I walked out of the house, sat awake in the car for the 30-45 minute ride to the hospital, walked into the hospital, fell asleep on the hospital bed then woke up 5 minutes later not knowing how I got there.
Good thing my mom took me to the hospital, probably saved my life. (If you see this) Thanks mom ❤️
I love you doggo, but I will not do what you say.
Edit: This is the most likes that I have ever gotten, which is lowkey embarrassing, so thank you all so much!!!
The doggo realized you tricked him with his own psychology, which in turn made him depressed and realize there are some people who have enough willpower to trick even his magnificent powers
@@oofmcoofy6769 Until he realized that he actually did get me, now he's glad. I don't want him to be depressed.
Oh, Sweetheart he already is, he cries all day.
@@mimikyu__- But parties with me all night, I love doggo ❤
@Dana Cano Ay man, look on the bright side a little bit more, won't ya?
Was riding on the tail gate of a pick up December 21, 2008. Woke up in a hospital 400 miles away on December 23 after falling of said pick up.
In my early 30's I was riding pillion on a 4 wheeler with my best friend. We wrecked, hit an empty boat trailer parked half in the road and half in someone's front yard. I woke up in the hospital 5 days later and saw my mother reading a book in the corner and I asked her if I could go home. They released me but I had to be supervised for a few months. My friend was killed and I was helicoptered to the hospital in a coma....I remember nothing....and I miss my friend. I'm 47 now and I've learned that time doesn't really heal anything, it doesn't get better you just learn to live with it.
"Woke up" in a hospital bed one day with no idea why I was there. I had gall bladder surgery the week before an developed septicemia, a hospital acquired blood infection. They thought I was going to die because I was so sick.
My Dad’s brother was killed by a drunk driver Easter morning. Dad was woken up by the sound of my grandma screaming. 😢 Grandma said she didn’t see color for seven years after his death.
That last story is heartbreaking. The only silver lining is that she has kids now
I really feel so bad for the last one, i hope they are okay and truly feeling better…
"He tried to catch me with his bumper"
Priceless
one time i had a disease that didn't get treated for over a year, teacher refused to open the window in american summer heat, i was wearing layers, and i passed out. i woke up like a day later, turned out it wasnt just heat stroke- the disease gave me like, 14 vitamin deficiencies and i was supposed to be dead and there was no reason i should have been able to move around and be alive. one of my favorite stories
I don’t know which is worse: Having love and losing it (The last story) Or never having it in the first place...
omg the carol at 1:57 I was laughing so hard! That is epic
Your reverse psychology doggo worked for me! I am already a subscriber to your channel!
1:57- I love that u/TheNessLink wrote his experience to the tune of Jingle Bells xD
8:00 - That’s gotta be Lawrence, Kansas, right? Cause that’s the Lawrence, Kansas I know. 😂
I just passed out, we were on a college activity, our group was assigned OUTSIDE luckily we were near by a hospital, doctor says later after askinge questions that it was me not being able to eat my breakfast and not having enough sleep, I did not anymore explained that there’s too much college works and too early schedules, or else I might come off as someone blaming the university like many lying student ones did, but she gave me a letter to give to my advisor regarding my health, she said her daughter is also a college student, she knows how things are going for me. I bet she knew by my uniform and my group mates. Such a nice lady that I gave her a lucky crystal the next day.
Boy wakes up
Boy pees on floor
Boy resumes sleep