Doctors Share Funniest Waking up from Anesthesia Stories (Reddit Stories r/AskReddit)
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- New AskReddit Stories: Doctors, nurses, and hospital staff of Reddit - what are your experiences (funny, sad, horrible) with people waking from anesthesia?
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"Dude you had wrist surgery, no one touched your balls" is the best quote I've seen in a long time
I gave birth to my first son, but the placenta didn't get out. So the doctor explains to me they have to put me under completly and get all of it manually out, so that I do not get septic shock. After the procedure, one nurse was by my side when I woke up. I said, with my eyes closed: "Doctor, I didn't feel a thing. I hope you're not like this at home. Your poor wife..." and fell asleep again.
Oh and allso, the first words I utterd to my newborn son were: " My what big balls you have" to wich everyone started smirking and barely holding it together. But I was genuinly worried so I asked "No really, look at them! Is that normal?!?" And that's when the people around me lost it 😂😂😂
Why DO boy babies have such huge balls!!! I saw the birth video of my brother and his balls with fucking huge in proportion to his body!? WHY IS THAT?
Both amazing stories. Thank you so much for sharing.
Baby boys balls are bigger mostly because of fluid retention. At least that's how my OBGYN explained it to me.
I wanna search baby balls now, but I'm scared I'm going to end up in prison as a sex offender
Kaithlyn Babou fbi: oh yeah no you’ll be fine go ahead
My brother woke up from anesthesia after anappendix surgery while he was rolled into another room. Me and my mum walking on his side. He shouts "woah this car is really fast" and moved on to make childish "car noises" with his tongue until they stopped in the other room. He made a "break noise" and said "that was the best racetrack I ever drove" and felt back to sleep.
The two nurses (one male, one female) couldnt hold their laughter. A minute later the female nure assured us that its pretty normal that people fantasize after surgery but that they never saw such a unique reaction.
Still gets me a good laught even though its about 10 years ago.
0:48 wasn't that the guy from the other video cus he described it exactly the same?
Yeah, I caught that too
Finally I thought no one else noticed
Yeah, I laughed so hard cos I watched that video then this 😂 laughed for a solid few minutes 😂
Yea it probably was 😀
I believe that they are the same person!!
My dad woke up from anesthesia and asked the doctor how soon after he will be able to play the piano. Doc said he should be fine after a couple days. Dad said good, I've never been able to play before.
Josh Nyberg:0 you got that from somewhere else
That's an old Groucho Marx joke
@@DD-d6d3 maybe his dad heard it and thought it was the right time to crack it
OMG LOOL #PWNED #REKTTTT
"Can I play the piano anymore?"
"Of course you can."
"Well I couldn't before!"
My grandma told me she woke up in the middle of surgery and asked the doctor "what are you doing?" to which the doctor replied "I'm fixing your foot" and she just said "oh ok".
Accessory navicular removal? Apparently that's more common than I thought.
AH MY THERAPIST SAID FRONT-FACED CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL AHHHHHHAAHAHAAAHAHAAHH
*that bastard lied to me*
Lieutenant Lettuce love that
@@dbseamz 12-14% of people have an extra bone in their foot. I had it removed 2 years ago.
plot twist: she went in to get a kidney removed.
I was in tears laughing at many of these. But that “How did we catch the sloth, they’re so fast!” Had me in stitches lol 😂.
*s t I t c h e s*
Hey are u related to the grape juice ppl
When she reached for you fly, you should have said, "Get your hands of me, lady. I'm married."
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Text-to-Speech: p u b i e s
you have 5 minutes to live, Just kidding
You have 0
🤣🤣🤣
SLOATHS
This was the best thing
Alexis Madorma lol i just so happened to scroll onto this one right as that reddit was playing n i was like plz stop saying pubies
i once proposed to a nurse when I was coming out of anesthesia lmao. Didn't have glasses on so I couldn't really see her, but I kept telling her she was 'so beautiful' and asked if she wanted to get married. I'm pretty sure her reply was "honey, I've tried marriage, never again." Then later once I had my glasses on and was a little more awake, I kept telling my mom about how much I loved sprite (they gave me sprite and graham crackers to settle my stomach after surgery), like raving about it. One of the nurses gave me a giant cup filled with it to bring home, and that's honestly still one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me
Aww!
@Chloe Williams I LOVE THIS SKDJD
Please tell me if you had a so at the time, that would have been awkward.
When I got my wisdom teeth removed my mother had to recline the car seat all the way back because I was trying to pick a fight with the cars glovebox.
Who won?
I laughed too much at this😂
lol that must have been amusing for your mom xD
When I woke up I apparently flipped my mother off after she asked how I was
I'm just imaging this
yesterday i was in surgery
i woke up from anesthesia
i started speaking in english
i live in finland
I wonder if temporarily switching languages after anesthesia is common. I woke up from surgery a few years ago speaking fluent Spanish (learned in college, but hadn't used in ages). A second surgery this year had a similar effect, but this time I woke up using sign langauge to say, "Hi," and ask repeatedly for water.
I distinctly remember a nurse saying, "What is she doing? Is that sign? Do we have anyone on the floor that knows sign language?"
So.... Every language I have tried to learn is in memory somewhere, but mainly unaccesible unless I am waking from anaesthesia. I highly suspect if I ever go under again, I may come around speaking Anglo-Saxan due to my time reading old manuscripts for history courses....
@@ShinigamiTwin possibly normal, at least they said to me that, hearing someone speak other language was not the weirdest thing they have seen or heard
PERKELE!
@@linkdude64 Either you are evoking the name of the ancient thunder god, Perun, or you are cussing. Either way, your reply is confusing.... 😕
Wait, seriously?
When I was going under, they told me they’d take me in a room with a big, circular light. I saw the light and said “WOW that is BIG. And circly. That’s the most circle I’ve ever seen. Then my memory goes blank”
I was waking up from surgery on my testicle and they were pulling out my breathing tube. Something in my brain said "dont let them take!" And I remember biting down hard and growling not wanting to give up the tube. The doctor leaned down to reassure me and according to my father I punched the doctor in the face and then passed out.
Woke up with a vague memory of fighting for the tube and then being told what happened.
Apparently in my medical file it says "holds on to breathing tube" to worn future doctors. Apparently it's a very dangerous natural reaction some people have.
lmao that’s beautiful
This is why we typically had restraints on intubated patients. Later as a patient vented for a week, I had them too after apparently trying to extubate myself. No memory of it whatsoever.
Damn gladly I’m not violent on waking up from anesthetics someone could be trying to strangle me or have a gun to my head I’d just smile and make a joke
"sly Arabian tooth thief"
I'm dead
i laughed so hard at that i got light headed in public
Is it a lie though? 😂
Aren't all dentists technically Tooth thevies?where do you think the ones they pull out go? It goes into their pile that they guard like dragons
I had a doctor with the same last name as mine. The doctor told me after surgery that I told the nurses that the doctor was the "black sheep" of my family. My doctor is black and I'm white... Doctor thought it was hilarious
@Blair not related but i gotta tell someone... 0:55 , i read this exect same story on reddit by the patient here is the link: th-cam.com/video/2ghOEzmv8DY/w-d-xo.html
Timestamp: 1:04
When I had my gallbladder removed (I had gallstones at age 18 somehow), after I woke up, I kept telling my mom, who was in the room (not the OR) with me how much I love her. Prior, I’d been worried that the anesthesia would make me lose control and just start cursing, but all that came out of my mouth was “I love you, Mom” a bunch of times.
Where does your pee go if you don't have a bladder?
@@bhartiyacreature4950 The gallbladder and the urinary bladder are two different things.
@@zoeplayz8674 ooh no sorry I just confused the 2 to be the same
My words before falling asleep "wait I got a question"
first words after waking up "weeee" as I was being rolled into a different room.
Wth that sounds like something homer simpson would say
That’s cool and all but.... what was the question??
That's adorable.
i fell asleep singing the national anthem and taps.. i woke up and weakly said "water and popsicle"
KayLee Cobb I think I was about to ask how long until I'd fall asleep
I once asked asked my dentist for a rat. I kept getting really upset when she said not now. I began crying quietly.
Asked asked
Aaron Green I don’t know how to respond to this...
@@paigel.2013 I'm really sorry I said that. I was way too sleep deprived, and I don't know why I thought that was appropriate to comment. I'm sorry
Aaron Green You’re all good, sorry for your loss. I was just confused and thought you were joking. 🙂
@@paigel.2013 Dam...sad times
*Patient:* Anesthesia doesn’t work on me
*Anesthesiologist:* I have a 100% KO record
"Put my damn socks on my toes are glowing"
-Me, sobbing
Did they put your socks on?
The very first time i had surgery for anything was when i was eleven, and it was for dental repair. Let me tell you, being in medical coma for four hours and then waking up with no idea what happened or where you are for the first time ever is the most disorienting and terrifying feeling.
I remember having to drink this weird liquid that tasted ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS, and having the hiccups. Then just before i fell asleep i remember shouting "MOM, IF I DON'T MAKE IT, TELL THE SHAREHOLDERS THAT THE GOLD IS UNDERNEATH THE STOVE!"
Did she check under the stove?
I really want to know now. Did she check under the stove??
I had it when i was 6 for gallstones... not really terrifying because i remembered almost right away where i was. But my firat words i think were "I don't feel so good" and then i threw up.
I got woken up to a nurse shoving a broken popsicle in my mouth.
I was seven when I had my first surgery, but I never got that. The girl next to me got that, and it really *FREAKED* me out.
I now have phantaphobia (fear of hallucinations and drugs)
*honey, there's a frickin' slothe in here*
I insisted after my wisdom teeth surgery to go with dad to get the meds.
"I feel fantastic idk what you're on about"
So dad had to sit there and die inside while standing in line at the pharmacy with me, mouth full of VERY BLOODY cotton, and looking at everyone going "I got my wisdom teeth out lol how are you"
0:30 wait a minute... so you’re telling me. THE PATIENT AND THE SURGEON HAS REDDIT AND POSTED WHAT HAPPENED? so somebody from reddit said the same thing but, from their point of view from them as a patient. And then the surgeon posted- you get the idea *BUT STILL!*
When I had my tonsils removed I could NOT stop laughing at the roof...
haha there’s a roof on my house
At least you can afford a ceiling
@@davincent98
*_w a i t_*
The floor here is made of floor
My walls have paint on them
NootPlaysStuff :/ When I got foot surgery we were driving home and I spotted the name Bob from a distance. I then proceeded to giggle for half an hour because I thought the name sounded silly.
During an internship at a hospital I was in the recovery room with a nurse who was showing me around. So we’re in one of the recovery rooms and this lady who is just starting to wake up from anesthesia says out loud. “Oh my god my nipples are sooo hard...” I have to leave the room and in the hallway I burst out laughing. The nurse later told me that that wasn’t even the funniest one she had heard.
Lol
I got my tonsils out when I was eight (basically in and out surgery) and based on what my mom has told me, I woke up and saw sponge Bob playing on the tv and immediately started sobbing.
Apparently sponge Bob was scary and all I wanted to do was go home so he couldn’t get me.
I literally refused the jello the tried to give me to eat and the second they took me off the monitors tried to stand up and walk out by myself.
All because sponge bob was playing.
briana carroll im not sure this is a funny story or not.. some "dark stuff" is surfacing
Hugh Mann huh?
0:52
I kid you not. I just watched a video where it was the patient version of this (what is the funniest thing you can say before anesthesia, or something like that) and it was the patient's version of this. Lolol
Oh For The Love of Reading I watched that one and clicked on this one right after. I’ve been looking for a comment of someone else who also watched that one😂
@@jacktorrey3485 yeah! I had to do a couple double takes
Lmao me too I searched for this comment yess!!
@@jadenrivera421 :)
I just.....came from that video!!!😁🤣🤣
M Y P U B B I E S
no a pubby is a small dog you're thinking of pewbies
Zach Zent hehehehehehehehehehheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
i'm so glad i didn't look at the comments until right now
"MA WHERE ARE MY PUBBIES"
Why did they shave that guys balls to remove an appendix?
The only story I had close to this is when they were about to put me under for the operation and I asked "Who's that guy in the corner with the black robe and scythe?"
I can only imagine their looks of concern towards each other
@Wes Prang Facial wounds tend to bleed a shite ton. I've sucessfully broken an eyebrow and the people around me were mortified due to the literal waterfall of blood, gushing down my cheek. It took several minutes before someone got themselves together and told me my entire right side of my face was covered in blood. Shocked me like hell, cause all I had felt was extra warmth on my face and an increasingly wet shirt and I was on my way inside to figure out what the hell was going on, since the wound itself was just switching between being numb and feeling like a normal, unbroken eyebrow.
TL:DR. There's a lot of blood vessels in the face and if they rupture, it'll quickly start to look like a horror movie and that will naturally leave everyone around you mortified. I don't think the same applies to hands, but idk
When I was young my second oldest brother pushed me into a night stand and I hit the corner of it and split my head open. It didn't hurt, but damn was there a lot of blood. I remember my mom holding my head under the sink and all I could see wad blood. Of course, he never got punished for it. Me and my oldest brother are the only ones that get punished, neither my sister or my second oldest. I have a feeling that that's a huge factor they're both massive dicks.
Had a cousin that went in to surgery, when she woke up she looked dead into my eyes and said, "Do I still have...my balls?"
we tease her a lot to this day.
So I had to have a retina surgery, and when I woke up from being put under, I apparently went to attention and saluted the doctor while he was wheeling me, I kept calling him Lieutenant and when he went to move me i told him he had soft hands and that I didnt want a fraternization case. My shipmate who saw this all was loosing her shit. I dont remember any of this, but its believable since I always say stupid shit when I'm half up
lol the way it pronounces pubes. "Pubies" lmaoooo i thought it was some kind of regional dialect
Made it 10x funnier
@@Venomnightshade yeah..picture the rant in a scottish accent and replace pubes with 'pubies'. That would be rich
Lmfaooo
Maybe not the greatest story, but my sister and I got our wisdom teeth out on the same day. I'm generally a very affectionate person, and coming out of the anesthesia it was absolutely ridiculous. I was trying to give hugs to everyone and stuff like that. My sister is very insistent on being independent, so coming out of the surgery, she attempted to walk herself out while repeating "I can do it" again and again. Lo and behold, she walks herself directly into a wall. They tell her she needs to be in a wheelchair out to the car because it's standard procedure, but she keeps saying "I can do it." They tell her again that they have to and she says "Okay......... No, wait.... I can do it" This continued for a little while. It was great.
Funny...I had all four out and was able to walk fine afterward. (Came to in a reclining chair, was told to wait a while and then asked if I could stand. I was careful of course, and managed to walk all the way to the car.)
My Grandfather went under for heart surgery and when he woke up he heard one of the nurses say something about indians. My mother and grandmother were there soon after and he spent the next two hours flipping out and trying to tell my mother and grandmother that nurses were trying to turn him into an Indian. They laughed hysterically and my mom came home in a good mood that night and told me all about it. I had stayed home as I hate hospitals and frankly don't want to relive a previous situation with my father (he passed away).
I am sorry for your loss, but you needn't worry, pretty sure that most people only die once.
"My name... is Worcestershire sauce."
No wait. Shark.
When I got my wisdom teeth out, I woke up shouting, I need to pee, because I needed to pee. After releasing myself, I was taken too my mother, and a family friend. I spoke slowly and in a deep groggy voice. I was given a cup.of water and spilt it on myself. I started laughing and announced "I baptized myself Catholic"
The most elegant and graceful way to wake up
I'm a very cautious and thoughtful person and apparently this never stops even if i'm out of mind. Was told that after i had gastroscopy and was waking up i was saying to a nurse that they have to sterilize the instruments because i didn't want other patient's to get the stomach ache i was having
That sounds like something my close friend would say :)
Always watching out for others!
But its not efficient To do so
My brother in law had a colonoscopy and when he was blitzed out of his mind, he wrote "thanks for fixing my butt" on a white board in the room he was in.
One time after I woke up from the anesthesia, they asked me how I feel and I replied
"I fEeL sO GOOd I cAN PUnCh MiKe TySon"
I was hospitalised in 2014 and had a lot of diagnostic tests done during my four month stay which required anesthesia (spinal tap, bone marrow, etc) so I have a lot of stories.
The best one, I think, was when I woke up from being unconcious and was convinced I was Queen Victoria.
i speak on behalf of all of us when i say i need the whole story of that.
Please
Okay here goes...
I was under anaesthetic for a spinal tap that was being done to try and find out why my body was basically dying and everything went pretty normal.
I wasn’t aware of that much at the time because of various medication I was on (morphine, etc) so I don’t remember much of what happened but my Mother delights in telling me about the batshit crazy stuff I would do and I have enough vague memories to actually recall some of my thoughts/feelings when the stuff was going down.
Anyway, everything went well and I came out of anaesthetic without any issues...until a nurse asked me my name. Apparently without missing a beat I declared that I was Queen Victoria which I then fully maintained as I was pushed by a porter back to the wards.
I was riding in a massive hospital wheelchair because they only had the super wide ones left which for some reason meant in my mind that I was in some kind of expensive carriage -.-
My Mother told me I was doing the ridiculous little royal wave and talking in a weird voice saying stuff like “Wonderful to see my loyal subjects on this blessed day...”
Eventually I stopped thinking I was Queen Victoria but I had many *many* other hallucinations because of different medications including anaesthetic.
@@nowaynomore oh my god thats amazing
After that story, *I'm* convinced you're a queen.
When I got my wisdom teeth out, I apparently stood up after the procedure was done, addressed the doctor as 'sir', and proceeded to salute him and march out the door, instructing the nurse assisting me on proper roll-step form all the way to the car.
Well i don't remember what kind of surgery it was but i woke up and stood up said Hey Guys and falls asleep ._.
I’m so confused, I got 4 wisdom teeth extracted, was only given local anesthesia and when home on the bus. How do people have so many weird things happen after the get their wisdom teeth extracted
I just remember after having surgery just asking what clock is as soon as I woke up. I think I didnt do anything interesting according to my parents at least.
ABandG laughing gas
@@ABandG only locals!
0:51 same story but from the patients view on, funny things to say right before anesthesia kicks in
When I was 5 my brother who is 10 years older than me got his wisdom teeth removed. My brother who can’t stand me wanting to hang out with him was balling his eyes out as he was waking up from surgery and saying how much he loved me repeatedly and clinging onto me as he was wheeled to the car.
I remember that i was having surgery on my underarm and I was put under anesthesia. I woke up and felt incredible pain but I couldn’t move and could only talk with great effort. There was a nurse next to me looking at something. I don’t know if this was before during or after the surgery but I gathered all my strength to mutter a single word “hurts”. Thankfully she heard me and put me back under.
On Christmas AM of 2015, I had a freak seizure & drove into the center of a roundabout. Thankfully I didn't hurt anybody else but I broke my legs & 7 vertebrae.
Needless to say I had a lot of surgery especially after I got flesh eating MRSA. They did a lot but eventually told me tgeyf to amputate. So they drew a line where they would cut and I went into surgery. When I woke up in the recovery room I was quite sad but then lifted my blanket and saw both legs. Somehow then I convinced myself theyd switched my legs. I started yelling at the staff for having played such a cuel joke. In my hazy confusion I thought it was one elaborate prank. It took them a while to explain that in the OR there happened to be a plastic surgeon who figured out a way to save my leg with bone & skin grafting.
I couldn't stop apologizing for how mean I had been when I thought my legs were switched. And I couldn't stop thanking them for saving my leg.
Van Slam I’m happy for you that you got to keep both of your legs.
sounds like you two just got off on the wrong foot ;)
omg bless them. You are lucky that you got to keep your legs
@@volkswagenginetta i love you
When I came out of surgery, I found it very important that the nurses know how comfortable the bed was. I was so transfixed by the comfort of that bed. When they went to leave, calling out "I think this is the most comfortable I've been in a bed in my life!" before she escaped beyond the curtains. I guess I felt they could use some reassurance that the hospital had chosen their furnishings well. Always acknowledge good work.
"Think ball gag but a metal ring instead of a ball"
Ring gag, we call that a ring gag
not hollow gag?
Really? I call that Saturday night.
Bu-dum-tssss
Jk.
@densch123 its obviously a sex toy lol
I call it getting started 😂
@densch123 Yep, just like a ball gag.
When I dislocated my knee last summer, both the paramedics and ER had to put me on a lot of drugs. I had about four to five does of fentanyl ( a narcotic to treat severe pain ), a lot of nausea meds too. When I got to the ER they told me they had to put me to sleep to put my knee back in place and they gave me a strong dose of anti anxiety meds then a dose of ketamine.
When I woke up, my two friends were waiting for me in the room. I really struggled to open my eyes for five minutes so I just talked with my eyes closed. When I opened them and saw my friends I was shocked to see them standing there. Then I looked at my best friend and said “Wow. You’re still ugly.”
oof. thats just sad.
Dylan Beattie I did that, needed full leg brace for a month and pt. Hurt like frick. Worst injury I’ve ever had, thank goodness I never needed surgery though.
What kind of place gives fentanyl to people? They give morphine.
Ketamine is only given at knockout doses unless you literally are out of opioids.
KwolteKublai * Bruh idk but it was definitely fentanyl and not morphine because there was fentanyl on my outrageous hospital bill. And when I said put to sleep, it was just a knockout. I was out for maybe 7 minutes at most.
@@dylanbeattie2509 what country was this in if you don't mind me asking? Be more likely in Asia to see those used, esp ket.
When I woke up, I was rambling on about the Sims 4, apparently. Telling the nurse "Yeah, I have a sim that's a nurse too, but I'm still trying to get promoted."
When I woke up there was a dude next to me telling a nurse “I wouldn’t be telling you all of this if I wasn’t loopy on meds”. He then went on to talk about how he worked for an Air Force base that launched rockets for nasa and spaceX. Wish I could’ve heard what he said...
I was put under to have my gallbladder removed and as i started getting drowsy, I could hear the nurses doing a count of all their tools for the surgery. The last thing i remember is telling them to make sure they do a count when they're done.
I ended up going back later for severe pain from the surgery (pushed myself a little too hard) and when I was being admitted into the hospital I jokingly said "You should call the surgeon and ask him if he lost a watch"
When I got my wisdom teeth out, it was in a hospital bc they were impacted. When I come to, nurse asks my name to make sure I’m not brain dead. I say “I’m a lesbian”. My parents were there and I was previously closeted.
I came out after surgery with a dad joke.
EDIT: wow that's a lotta likes
I hope they are accepting parents I really hope so
How is that any kind of joke?
@@oswaldpenny lol
Did they put you up for adoption?
I would have :/
XxLagCreatorXx ??
I was coming round at the dentist. I thought I was in a dentist chair hovering over a river. I was pushing the nurse and dentist back saying “Get back! Get back! You’ll drown!” They laughed
Me: when is this gonna kick in?
Dentist: we're already done, dude.
Me: *incoherent laugh/crying*
I wish the dude at 4:25 had said "Wait, what do you mean where are my legs?" Even though he knew and kept playing it off as though he had no legs and they had done surgery on the wrong dude
he/she was too knocked out to think maybe he/she would have
@@daanyathepotato2244 yeah that was my immediate thought but it still would have been really funny if he did
@@woods2424 yeah its fun to imagine
When I woke up after my Spinal Fusion, I was so drugged that I started to panick imidiently after awaking because i couldn't see. *I can't see! Am i blind? I want to see! Why can't i see?!* Ect ect. The nurse finally heard my muttered panicking, and (helpfully) told me to open my eyes. I did, saw that i wasn't blind, and went back to sleep.
Bonus! The first words i said too my parents post op was: "Get out of my way you shorties!"
(They were in the doorway, and preventing the nurse from wheeling me into the room, and i was just sitting in the hall, under those freaking eyeball scorching lights.)
I also snatched 3 pudding cups from the nurse, and proceded to eat them all. Like in 10 minutes. I was just shoveling it in my mouth.
Moral of the story: Don't give me drugs.
Moral of the story: Give this person more drugs!
@@astickytwiggie2351 I also ordered Donuts on the way back home, forgot on the drive back, and got home and was like *DONUTS!!!?? Where'd those come from!?*
I ordered *24* donuts, and forgot in the span of 15 minutes.
@@krg308 you are a superior being and i wish to one day be as stupidly hilarious as you!
(Not meant as an insult, plz don't hate me)
@tcbobb16 Yikes! I was lucky enough to not have a breathing tube, i just had an Iv. (Which i almost ripped out when i woke up at 4am needing to pee and just stared walking..... Mom had to stear me back to the bed, and make me sit down.) Why did you need a breathing tube?
@@astickytwiggie2351 Stupidly Hilarious is exactly what my Dad said when i came back home, and forgot the word puppy, and prosided to call my doggo a Barking Kitten.
No offence taken! :P
Last year I went into cardiac arrest while in the E.R. and was unconscious for about four days in the ICU. I woke up with them removing a tube from my mouth and the first words out of my mouth were "this isn't what deepthroating is supposed to feel like". I don't remember saying it but the doctor, my nurse, and my best friend and her husband all confirm that's what I said.
After getting my wisdom teeth out I was told I cant drive home. I replied "Watch me!" And promptly tried to wheel myself straight down a FLIGHT OF STAIRS. Almost went right off the top of the stairs and was stopped by a nurse.
I had eye surgery and when i was coming out i asked for crackers dipped in popsicles and ice cream. Crazy thing is they actually gave it to me. It was pretty good
Ah yes, that famous time when hitler had eye surgery.
He should have gotten a vasectomy, half price!
Why did ya need eye surgery bud?
@@BigBoy-ds5nn A weird tumor thing formed
Sounds like a bizarre tres leches cake, stoned version.
When I was 4 I had my tonsils removed when apparently as soon as I woke up I screamed "I WANT YOGURT!!!" and passed out again only to be woken up again by a nurse with a bowl of yogurt.
I HATED yogurt so I still don't know why I wanted it and my mom forced me to eat it to be polite.
That's the equivalent of me shouting "I want green-beans!" after waking up. I'm still a very picky eater...
Also, why would a parent force their child to eat something they know they hate after the child endured a surgery?! Anesthesia is bad enough...
Probiotics, maybe?
You know after listening to the 911 operator unforgettable calls segment this is a helluva palate cleanser.
4:29 Waking up, still loopy from anesthesia, to see one of the medical professionals frantically looking for your legs. I can only imagine the confused terror that would have ensued if he hadn't realized what was going on.
When my bf woke up after having his wisdom teeth removed he complained for over an hour that he didn't have a chin and didn't know where it went. It was numb thanks to the meds.
I know the feeling. I had my wisdom teeth removed last year. Your mouth is really numb for awhile. It's the weirdest feeling I've ever experienced.
Moon Flight yep. it feels like a void that should hurt, but doesn’t. And it’s so difficult to feel any food in your mouth and swallow it it’s almost not worth trying to eat for that first day.
And then, eventually, the pain does come. And you have a prescription to keep the pain mostly away.
Had surgery done fairly recently, after waking up from anesthesia the first thing I said to the nurses and staff waking/checking me up was "Are we done? Oh my god you all are such angels."
I also apparently told the man in charge of performing the anesthesia who also was alongside the staff that I "didn't dream of Hawaii but instead dreamed of getting paid a big sum of money by a client and that was equally gucci" while doing the ok hand motion at him.
I was 13 at the time and had to have nose surgery (can’t remember what for), but when I woke up I was already crying.
I wasn’t in any pain but I just couldn’t stop crying, when the nurse came in she told me that if I didn’t stop crying that she wouldn’t allow me to see my mother.
Apparently my mother overheard this and as we were leaving the hospital, said she was rather pissed off at the nurse.
I was listening to this in the background while doing something else. I hear "Pubies" and i think that's what he's actually saying.. "Pubies.."
Same 😂
Patient had heart arrhythmia called WPW, which can cause a rapid resting heart rate (tachycardia), so the ER staff were doing an oblation, which is where they disable part of the heart so that that part of the heart muscle doesn't contract too soon.
During the procedure, the patient is anesthetized before a catheter is inserted into the patient's femoral artery, a probe is sent up that blood vessel to the heart, and part of the heart is "burned."
Just before the doctor was to shock the patient's heart to kill that part of the muscle tissue, he asked, "how is the patient doing under anesthesia?"
"Alert and responsive, but in no pain," came the answer in a (to him) unfamiliar voice.
"Who said that?" asked the doctor.
"I did. Your patient," I said.
"Oh, well THAT's got to change."
"Yes, sir," said the anesthetist.
And I was out.
Why were you referring to the person as patient before then yourself later on. Is this even true
John Smith basically like telling a story with a twist at the end. I thought it was a good one.
@@Highminded12 It's 100% true and I worded it that way because I didn't want to use the cliche "not a doctor" line.
@@kevenbrown2506 I guess just threw me off
@@matttillman7430 gotchu.
Had my wisdom teeth removed (only three because there wasn't a fourth in my mouth). I remember telling my surgeon that I was a wolf (Native American zodiac is a wolf) and I proceeded to freaking howl as he helped me to my mother's car. So, I was howling the entire time down the hallway to outside...
ExperimentJ I’m just imagining there being houses near there and a bunch of dogs howling back in the distance
ExperimentJ on all levels except physical you are a woof
Woodley Woo like Zootopia?
I remember in freshman year, my friend came into school during last period to get her homework from the day. She told the class she had her wisdom tooth pulled, and then proceeded to do a full on pterodactyl roar, saying she was a dinosaur. Then she left and I almost cried
Lol I was about to go under anesthesia. I started getting loopy and was trying to keep a straight face and was like doc, can I get another?
Dr: No.
Me: ok doc, I trust ya.
Turns out I was wearing a s*it eating grin the whole time, head was waving back and forth and I'd pulled the hair net down over my face. And everything I said after "Doc, can I..." Was just a babble of gibberish.
I had all four of my wisdom teeth out at the same time. Woke up complaining that "the walls are melting"
Here is a story for you.. a patient was recovering from a three day long anesthesia as his lungs couldn’t function after he drowned in the sea..
First thing he did when he woke up was to shake his salt shaker very violently and nut multiple times in his garms... every time he came, he shouted out a name..
He fell back asleep and we changed him while he was out of it after a quick dry bath..
When his family came to visit.. we got to know that he nutted out while screaming his sisters names.. they were three
3:58 From what I've heard/witnessed, most of the elderly people probably would have laughed.
I had my wisdom teeth taken out all at once and I remember waking up, asking if I was done, then getting up and leaving the building. I then drove home completely "sober". They called apparently very worried thinking I should have been very loopy at the time
I remember when I went under I can change my voice really well to all diffrent ranges was told by mother that when I was coming to I sat up really quick and a very deep voice looked at the doctor and said God has forsaken you all your souls belong to me then flopped back apparently the doctor was really freaked out
Lol
Hahahaha
Wow, now _I’m_ freaked out! 😱😄
I was getting light headed with how hard I just laughed from this.
What
I had surgery a month ago and when I woke up I was talking in this weirdly high pitched voice and asked everyone I came across "are you okay?? Are you good?? Is everything alright??" Including the doctor, both of the nurses, and of course my parents...
My dad still hasn't let me live it down
A very nice person to wake up as.
I watched a different reddit vid and it was about anesthesia wake ups and things, no joke one of them was a guy saying “what’s the safe word” before going under, at 0:52 I kid you not those people knew eachother
Exactly! Either that or one of them stole the other's story
YES THANK GOD I FOUND YOU 2. EXACTLY.
Yes, I know, THANK YOU TWO I THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY
Unless the patient and doctor actually knew eachother
after having my earring removed from deep in my ear lobe, I remember coming round from the anesthesia I distinctly remember asking my mum "Can I wake up yet?" Honestly don't remember why, probably though it was like 1 or 2 in the morning so felt like I could go back to sleep. Was disappointed when mum said "yes"
My friend had an incident with a simple surgery where she basically was breathing Anastesia instead and it was in her system for a year. Her parents were told that she would have severe brain damage and had to be treated like a toddler for the rest of her life. One day she woke up in 6th grade expecting to go to her first day of 5th grade and had blanked out an entire year of her life. She had no idea why her mom and sister were so happy to see her that morning.
This is a beautiful story
All I remember from my wisdom teeth removal is asking the nurse if she had a boyfriend. I asked in english - I live in germany. Somehow I even managed to recognize her when she came checking on me after, she seemed flattered lol.
Also told me that I spoke in a mish mash of english and german during the whole procedure
When I was in the recovery room after my surgery I looked at the nurse and asked (7 times apparently) "Are you sure they got my gallbladder? That was too easy!"
When I woke from anesthesia after getting my appendix removed I had three questions:
Me: "What time is it?" Surgeon: "About 1:30am" (it started at 11:30ish so I was in surgery for 2 hours)
Me: "Did I bleed a lot?" Surgeon: "Haha, no, you did good. Minimal."
Me: "Can I see my appendix floating in a jar?" Surgeon: *Full-on laughing* "No, it doesn't work that way, it's already at the incinerator". Me: "NOOOO! I wanted to see it in a lab like a science experiment! Noooo!" Doc just kept laughing. I wanted to laugh at this point too but the incision in my gut felt like an axe went through me and I just made the laughing sound "haaa haaaa" like a robot.
Wait... You're supposed to wake up from that?
uh oh
Dagan Ward
Me: *visible confusion*
Michael Jackson's Doctor:
SirRyan__ oh I heard he did a magic trick and it works if you forget about eating, sleeping, or drinking. It works!
Yea but not like my mother during the surgery ._.
Ich Mag Games heheok
After i got my appendix removed, they were wheeling me on the bed back to my room and i just sat straight up and started singing a whole new world from Aladdin and they had to force me back down onto the bed before i hurt myself
Customs: Name?
Me: Worcestershire sauce
Customs: what?
Me: what?
The thing about the old black women is funnier yet because the guy who took her home found that post lol
Cheers doggo!
Also, when I was 18 I went in to have sergery on my foot. I don't remember much, but was told after that when the nurse was asking me to move my limbs, I kept moving the wrong ones. Like she would ask me to move my left hand, and my foot would wiggle instead. Was also jokingly asked by my mom if I had a bf. She said I turned expectantly and stared at the wall for 5 seconds silently. Then turned to her and said "no."
I was awake for my Wisdom teeth removal. Totally out of it though. My dentist’s phone went off and I yelled at him the entire time that he needs to answer it. Someone could be dying😂😂😂😂
When I was 19 I had back surgery and apparently I was tired that day because eventually I wake up all at once...apparently for no medical reason they had been trying to wake me up for like 4 hours my surgery had been done almost 5 hours ago and I guess they needed the bed cuz they only expect you to be in recovery room for like hour max...but the abrupt awaking was the doctor getting impatient enough to give me small dose of an anfedamine based drug just to get me moving
When I came out of anesthesia the first thing I said was the Lord's prayer and my nurse straight up said "stop. You are not dying"
When I get anesthesia
*The anesthesia passes out*
Please dont eat me
oh god a paradox black hole it's so terrifying
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In Mother Russia anesthesia passes out because of the patient.
I fully understand the David Bowie request.
care to elaborate?
Ben Thomason because David Bowie was awesome and I too would like to be him haha
One of the few songs I can really nail while doing karaoke is life on mars. It's a show stopper.
@@GuruGuru-mp5cu OMG that's one of my favorite songs!!!
@@Ninatoro39 Ikr? It's the best
The one I got was before anesthesia they were inserting the iv in me it broke inside me.
I said "crap that's not good"
Fortunately it was still able to retract.
After that I was given stuff to make me feel loopy so I wasn't so scared about being put under.
I remember saying something along of "is this what drugs feel like"
"...keep my sides from launching into orbit..."
Happened to me, only learned about it after the fact. Got my Wisdom Teeth pulled, got wheeled out on a wheel chair, was helped to stand up. The car door was opened for me, and I was told to sit down in the car. I face-planted straight into the side of the car. Not so much as a grunt out of me. I was at home when I fully woke up, with dried blood under my nose wondering where it came from.
What the heck? I didn't get anesthesia when my wisdom teeth were pulled. He just gave me a shot a shot in the gums with some sort of numbing agent and went to town with a pair of pliers. Now I don't have a fun anesthesia story
@@ghostspore3163 My guy had me completely blacked out. I remember getting the injection, and the next thing I knew, I was at home.
@@ghostspore3163 Probably because you drank water or something beforehand. General anesthesia cannot be administered unless the patient has fasted for a full 24 hours prior, including water. Otherwise, you have to make do with local anesthesia which is cheaper but less enjoyable.
My grandma was in the hospital because of fever! A phone on the other side of the place rings! She talks to her hand for 10 minutes thinking it's my mom!
i am cryinng
I think this would be funnier if my inside voice wasn’t screaming when it got to the exclamation points.
I got up, pointed at an "emergency escape route" sign, and started laughing hysterically.
When I woke up surgery my anaesthesia tech said "oh you're awake. I didn't think you were going to.
I had my whisdom tooth removed this year. Because i was freaking out, they gave me something to sleep before. unfortunatly they miscalculated, and instead of asleep, I was completely stoned. I sang apperantly some very great versions of rammstein and slipknot, in the style of kurt cobains voice, until i had to go in the operation room. Afterwards, the first thing i "demanded" was morfine (the tooth where gigantic, so it hurded a lot) and a radio to Listen to Stairway To Heaven. When they asked why, I said: when do you think I will have another chance to expierience Stairway to Heaven while completely stoned? They actually gave me a headset and a tablet!
Curious, was this posted from that tablet? Or just a smaller touchscreen?