Hard to really compare as weird al is just a song parody master... he's both parodies (usually shorter songs), and does a stand up routine that weird al doesn't do. Both great though
@@bobilly45 Weird Al's very best stuff is his originals. Some of his albums are half original and half parody. I guess the real difference is Al has made it to the top of the charts with a #1 hit. More people like and PAY FOR Al's music. Tim has never even listed outside of christian only lists. I guess christians need to buy some more albums. Take one listen to Hardware Store, You Don't Love Me Anymore, or Truck Drivin' Song. I Love Tim (don't tell his wife) but don't compare ME to Weird Al either. Mr. Yankovic is the real deal.
As a former GI nurse I can attest to how important colonoscopy is. It beats getting cancer and then dealing with surgery/chemotherapy. It’s a humorous song but take the procedure seriously. Follow the prep instructions carefully to get the best possible exam
I had my first at 66 yrs old last year. 2 weeks later in surgery for stage 2 cancer. No chemo needed but even now 8 months later I stick close to a bathroom and my poor wife has to deal with my weaponised flatulence.😁🤣🤣🤣🤢
New landmark study just published in the New England Journal of Medicine says routine colonoscopes as a screening tool are basically useless. They are just a good way for doctors to make money.
@@Kintsukuroiheart The article is published in the most recent New England Journal of Medicine. Read the article for yourself, that is if you can read.
I also had a colonoscopy around 19 because of stomach issues! Am 21 now, though. Did they figure out what it was or did it come up inconclusive like mine?
@@indodinoyoutube Omg, me too. College is a major stress factor for me right now. I mean, it's not great that they don't really have a solution to our problem (I was prescribed some medicine for my excess stomach acid production, though), but glad to know I'm not alone!
IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!! I was afraid you fell off the face of the earth or something. I adore you Tim, you are so full of hilarious jokes. Please don't make us wait so long for new material!!
Love Tim Hawkins!! I love that his shows are family friendly. If you think he is funny you have to see him in person because my hubby and I laughed so hard he is funnier in person for sure and our favorite Christian comedian!! Hope you come to San Antonio, TX on your next tour or Austin.
Good humor. You did send a positive message. I had my first colonoscopy at 55 and failed. I even studied. A month later I was in surgery. Followed by chemotherapy only 30 days later. Then the REAL fun continuous Chemotherapy through a external port into my heart. At the same time daily radiation. 🤮 they literally burned my 🫏😮. The Lord is good I have survived where many of my Radiation Buddies did not 😞
I don’t want to diminish your story in any way, but I want others to know Portacaths (ports) do not go into your heart. They go into your subclavian or jugular vein (not an artery). Don’t want others to be scared in case they need one. Hope you are doing well. By the way, I am a hospital nurse for over 42 years.
Too funny! As an person in their 60s I've been done this road a few times. The last time they had the whole camera view on a big screen TV so all in the room could view the exploration of the pink cave. I also really liked the kazoo in he harmonica holder. I've done that before and got some really weird looks. I'm due for another one soon., Oh joy.
I've had 2 now. The preparation is far more traumatic than the actual procedure. Especially if you have a 2 hour drive between the preparation and the insertion.
Lyrics: Verse 1: You had some lovely children and a lovely wife, you have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life, but you knew the day was coming, it was always meant to be, the doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy. Chorus 1: Oh, Colon, Colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure as everyone can see, your numbers up, it's time to take one for the team, it's right there under schedule, a colonoscopy. Verse 2: There is some preparation that you should know about, you have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out, they take a certain instrument to look around inside and honestly, I'll tell you it can be a bumpy ride. Chorus 2: Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopies, a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease, stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze, or you can't get away from colonoscopy. Verse 3: It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun, but now you're turning 40, so you know it must be done, It's not an ordinary typical exam, you lay down on the table and then think about, Chorus 3: Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure, I'm sure you will agree, you never underestimate how thorough they will beEEEEEEEEEE! It's time to take your medicine, colonoscopyYYYYYYY!
I had an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same appointment. When I woke up I asked the nurse if they did the colonoscopy first. Before she could answer I told her ''I could tell because the camera tasted like crap''.
And if you refuse to get one like me, they’ll mail you a little kit to scoop out your own crap and mail it back to them! Who would want that job? Not me!
I felt that. 😆 I was diagnosed with IBD 3 weeks before my 21st birthday. I've been having colonoscopies since my 20's. I haven't had one in a long time. Maybe because I don't have a colon. Tim is so hilarious.
I’m a 19-year colon cancer survivor (SDG) and am in the midst of drinking the “prep” stuff for my 15th colonoscopy, which is scheduled for tomorrow morning at 8:30. Thanks for bringing a bit of humor to help me through a sixteen hour journey. I sure hope I don’t sneeze! 😅
The song is cute!...the message is deadly serious!!! I lost my Dad because he chose to ignore the symptoms. It's unpleasant, the prep is...well...nasty, but the process is a life saver. Don't think on it, JUST DO IT!!! Your loved ones will thank you...'nuff said!
South Mississippi here getting my clothes off the clothesline while doing so I come across this video , I ENJOYED your song!!!I damn sure did! I hope this subscription helps.!!! Ya seem like my kind of person!! a common sense good hearted country gal that loves music loves the USA and all we want is peace, a decent living, laughing, loving our Christ is King wonderful creator!!!!😊😊😊
That laugh into the kazoo fills me with fear and laugher at the same time and I don't know what to think about it and I need help sorting this through.
I had just heard of him a few years ago our pastor showed us a video of him at our church and I couldn't stop laughing he is really funny and can play a guitar as well
I’m 70, had my last colonoscopy in April of 2022 at my VA hospital. When I say my last I mean it. Went in for my regular schedule procedure. It lasted approx. 45 seconds. The instrument when through the perforated my colon. They woke me up to tell me what happened and they were calling my daughter, my wife passed 7 months prior, for permission to preform emergency surgery. Since I was sedated they had to have my next of kin authorize the surgery. It all turned out okay. But I won’t go thru it again.
A doctor said if you’re in your 70’s and have no polyps (or just a few non cancerous small ones) you don’t need a colonoscopy, that the risks are not worth it. I pray that you had a full recovery. Thanks for sharing. 👍
I’ve watched this several times over and the part where he says your number’s up, it’s time time to take one for the team…I always lose it!🤣🤣🤣🤣I almost spit my dinner out!
OMG they are "so much FUN" as I have had 2 already! Plus due to the 1st one found some other issues that needed to be corrected! So Yes ALL need to have the "Intense FUN" of having one!
I got to see him in Maryland October 10th I don't remember when I laughed so hard! It was my birthday and I really enjoyed it! But I had to go play this for my neighbor who just had that done today!
We just went to the one in Akron was our first time going to one of his things and he sang this song there I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life😂
A friend of mine had made it past the age of 50, not 40, when certain checks are made. He had some symptoms that meant he had to have this done. However he didn't read the instructions properly for the special drink and so drunk it in one go. I had just got back from getting him some supplies from the shop and he said he had finished the drink. He said "Well I have finished that drink" and I just said to him "see you later as I am out of hre". He asked why and I said give it a mo and you will know why as you are meant to pace that drink. He soon realised his mistake.
31 i had one in october drs wanted to make sure my seizure meds werent eating away at my guts i was asleep but i dont remember going to sleep i remember going into the room and i woke up in the recovery room the prep i thought i was gonna die i never finished the whole thing just looked up what bowels should look like after prep for colonoscopy and once it was that color i stopped drinking it and everything went fine
I lost my brother to colon cancer 8 years ago, he was 44 - his battle lasted 5 weeks. No history of colon cancer in our family. I had a colonoscopy prior to his passing due to some issues & had some non cancerous polyps. Since he passed, I've had 2, one with non cancerous polyps, one with precancerous polyps and I now have to go every 3 years, I am 53. My 3 boys will have to start getting colonoscopies at 34. It's a harrowing ride but it's got to done.
As one who has “issues” due to a bowel resection and chronic colitis, colonoscopies have been a part of my life for the past seven years 🫤 However, my beloved GI does this procedure under a general anesthesia…yay for me
Somehow this video came across my feed…. As I sit here drinking this vile fluid as I prepare for tomorrow morning’s colonoscopy!!
He may not be on weird Al's level but this man has more humor and creativity than a lot of entire families have combined
Hard to really compare as weird al is just a song parody master... he's both parodies (usually shorter songs), and does a stand up routine that weird al doesn't do.
Both great though
You should check out some of his other stuff… he’s crazy in a good way.
He’s above weird Al’s level
Have you heard his ode to Chick Fil A? It's a must.
@@bobilly45 Weird Al's very best stuff is his originals. Some of his albums are half original and half parody. I guess the real difference is Al has made it to the top of the charts with a #1 hit. More people like and PAY FOR Al's music. Tim has never even listed outside of christian only lists. I guess christians need to buy some more albums. Take one listen to Hardware Store, You Don't Love Me Anymore, or Truck Drivin' Song. I Love Tim (don't tell his wife) but don't compare ME to Weird Al either. Mr. Yankovic is the real deal.
We’re definitely being watched. I just had a colonoscopy. This is the first time anything on this subject has ever shown up in my algorithm.
As a former GI nurse I can attest to how important colonoscopy is. It beats getting cancer and then dealing with surgery/chemotherapy. It’s a humorous song but take the procedure seriously. Follow the prep instructions carefully to get the best possible exam
My first one revealed a tumor, I was at stage 3 but survived
Yea we know but try and have a sense of humor
I had my first at 66 yrs old last year. 2 weeks later in surgery for stage 2 cancer.
No chemo needed but even now 8 months later I stick close to a bathroom and my poor wife has to deal with my weaponised flatulence.😁🤣🤣🤣🤢
@@alanbiancardi2531 did I not state that it was a humorous song?
Well said. A workmate of mine was diagnosed with bowel cancer. He died 3 months later. 😔😔 Get checked! No shame!
I’ve had 2 about 4 years apart and the relief when the doctor tells you it’s all good is worth it
The Kazoo killed me XD
Which was used to mimic a fart
It was perfect.
My husband’s first ever colonoscopy is in eight days. This video was perfectly timed to deliver the chuckle he needed. Thank you!!! ❤❤❤
@@onemercilessming1342 yeah. I’ve had one or two in my lifetime. Fortunately, the husband is able to draw from my experiences to be fully prepared.
Had my first colonoscopy 2 weeks ago, the prep is the worst. Next time I’ll eat jalapeños it’ll do the same thing but taste better 🤣
New landmark study just published in the New England Journal of Medicine says routine colonoscopes as a screening tool are basically useless. They are just a good way for doctors to make money.
@@screamingnighthog7155 you are obviously a troll. Have the day you deserve. 😜
@@Kintsukuroiheart The article is published in the most recent New England Journal of Medicine. Read the article for yourself, that is if you can read.
As a 19 year old who recently had a colonoscopy due to stomach issues, I was dying the whole time. The second half had me crying dude! 😂 💀
@Whofan 998 😂
I also had a colonoscopy around 19 because of stomach issues! Am 21 now, though. Did they figure out what it was or did it come up inconclusive like mine?
@@Drackor Mine was inconclusive too, but we think it's a mix of IBS and severe anxiety.
@@indodinoyoutube Omg, me too. College is a major stress factor for me right now. I mean, it's not great that they don't really have a solution to our problem (I was prescribed some medicine for my excess stomach acid production, though), but glad to know I'm not alone!
Well hoping you laugh TOO hard… but are you well? ;)
We’ve seen Tim twice in concert. We’ve never laughed so much. He’s amazing and needs to come back to CO. Thank you Tim
Love his amused look on his face after playing the kazoo….
The Kazoo! Perfect
I just had a colonoscopy this past weekend. This was spot-on and absolutely hilarious!
Why is Tim the best at making these kind of songs? Well idk but I’m just waiting for more!!
what about weird al
Tim is nothing like Weird Al. They're both good but, nothing alike.
Tim Hawkins blowing the kazoo is gold. I'm due a colonoscopy this year - I'm packing my kazoo and learning this song!
None of the staff at our hospital. Never heard the song. When my husband went for his I introduced them to it. Lots of laughs.
Great idea!!
Oh great. Now I've got the "Colon. Colon. Colonoscopy." in my head. And if I sing them out loud, I'll get a bunch of weird looks from people.
🤣🤣
You would be doing a public service 😎
Embrace the weirdness 😅
What an earworm to have!
And? If you get looks, then let them look
I tried to get my wife to write exit only back there, but she wouldn't. She thought the doctor might get mad.
My mom had a colonoscopy Friday. I just sent this to her. 😅🤣😂 pray for my safety! 😆😅🤣😂
@Shirley Giordano 😂🤣🙏
🤣💀
I pray that every comes out alright in the end.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😜🤪 u made me spit my milk out. 🤪🤣 I wasn't expecting this type of response. 💪🤣😜🤪
My colonoscopy is tomorrow (11-1-22) at 7:30am and I’m sitting here (you know where) watching this. Talk about timing.
Everything come out alright?
@@bwhipbro 💀
Glad to see you back. Love your stuff please start putting more out again...
Isn't that why you drink the solution?
Never underestimate how thorough they will be! 😂🫣
IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!! I was afraid you fell off the face of the earth or something. I adore you Tim, you are so full of hilarious jokes. Please don't make us wait so long for new material!!
Love Tim Hawkins!! I love that his shows are family friendly. If you think he is funny you have to see him in person because my hubby and I laughed so hard he is funnier in person for sure and our favorite Christian comedian!! Hope you come to San Antonio, TX on your next tour or Austin.
Oh great, this song is living rent free in my head now.
Great. Going to have this catchy tune stuck in my head for at least a week now.
Good humor. You did send a positive message. I had my first colonoscopy at 55 and failed. I even studied.
A month later I was in surgery. Followed by chemotherapy only 30 days later. Then the REAL fun continuous Chemotherapy through a external port into my heart. At the same time daily radiation. 🤮 they literally burned my 🫏😮.
The Lord is good I have survived where many of my Radiation Buddies did not 😞
❤
I don’t want to diminish your story in any way, but I want others to know Portacaths (ports) do not go into your heart. They go into your subclavian or jugular vein (not an artery). Don’t want others to be scared in case they need one. Hope you are doing well. By the way, I am a hospital nurse for over 42 years.
The kazoo while Tim's playing his acoustic guitar 😆
Thankyou Tim. You are the best.
general anesthesia is a wonderful thing.
My mom had her first colonoscopy last week and we were singing this non stop😂
That was hysterical 🤣🤣🤣 but that kazoo just took it to another level of funny 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Too funny! As an person in their 60s I've been done this road a few times. The last time they had the whole camera view on a big screen TV so all in the room could view the exploration of the pink cave. I also really liked the kazoo in he harmonica holder. I've done that before and got some really weird looks. I'm due for another one soon., Oh joy.
He just reminded that its time for mine😅
I'm so glad you're back!!
I about died laughing... lol
I've had 2 now. The preparation is far more traumatic than the actual procedure. Especially if you have a 2 hour drive between the preparation and the insertion.
I hardly slept the night before, must have run to the bathroom over 20 times, but learned the true value of vaseline!
I won't need any because I take methylene blue it's anti cancer and I fast, yay!🎉🎉🎉🎉
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
You had some lovely children and a lovely wife, you have a healthy bank account and had a healthy life, but you knew the day was coming, it was always meant to be, the doctor says it's time to have a colonoscopy.
Chorus 1:
Oh, Colon, Colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure as everyone can see, your numbers up, it's time to take one for the team, it's right there under schedule, a colonoscopy.
Verse 2:
There is some preparation that you should know about, you have to drink this fluid that will surely clean you out, they take a certain instrument to look around inside and honestly, I'll tell you it can be a bumpy ride.
Chorus 2:
Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopies, a wonderful procedure to help prevent disease, stay close to a bathroom and careful when you sneeze, or you can't get away from colonoscopy.
Verse 3:
It's not a lot of pleasure, it's not a lot of fun, but now you're turning 40, so you know it must be done, It's not an ordinary typical exam, you lay down on the table and then think about,
Chorus 3:
Oh, colon, colon, colonoscopy, a wonderful procedure, I'm sure you will agree, you never underestimate how thorough they will beEEEEEEEEEE! It's time to take your medicine, colonoscopyYYYYYYY!
I had an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same appointment. When I woke up I asked the nurse if they did the colonoscopy first. Before she could answer I told her ''I could tell because the camera tasted like crap''.
And if you refuse to get one like me, they’ll mail you a little kit to scoop out your own crap and mail it back to them! Who would want that job? Not me!
My late husband used to call those kits "fishing for brown trout".
So glad ur back! Waiting for more
This song touched me… it touched me deeply
Way down deep in the......... bowels ? 😆
If you want to straight up belly laugh for two hours, go to one of his shows. John Crist used to open for him.
Does he still do live shows. Cause this clip is from like 10 years ago
Love the 'bazooka-toots' , LOL ! :D
I had mine in 2021 at 45, the prep was the single worst part of it and had an endoscopy at the same time. Got me at both ends, lol!
I did a 'double', too. The 'prep' was the worst. Procedure, not so bad.
This guy helped me laugh again after my deceased husband Veteran Ben Lynch past away in2017. Tim is hilarious.
Tim… you have helped at least one person. I’m getting mine tomorrow lol.
Love me some Tim Hawkins 💥💥
I felt that. 😆
I was diagnosed with IBD 3 weeks before my 21st birthday.
I've been having colonoscopies since my 20's.
I haven't had one in a long time. Maybe because I don't have a colon.
Tim is so hilarious.
I’m literally dying of laughter and snorting 😂😂😂
I’m a 19-year colon cancer survivor (SDG) and am in the midst of drinking the “prep” stuff for my 15th colonoscopy, which is scheduled for tomorrow morning at 8:30. Thanks for bringing a bit of humor to help me through a sixteen hour journey. I sure hope I don’t sneeze! 😅
The song is cute!...the message is deadly serious!!! I lost my Dad because he chose to ignore the symptoms. It's unpleasant, the prep is...well...nasty, but the process is a life saver. Don't think on it, JUST DO IT!!! Your loved ones will thank you...'nuff said!
This is so funny! My husband and I Love you! Thank you for making all of us Laugh! A Merry Heart does Good like a Medicine!
I had one this morning and never seen this on you tube till today !!!
I’ve had a number of colonoscopies myself. And this song is one heck of a laughter generator.
Thanks for signing my Kazoo, Tim. I will treasure it for the rest of my life.
I honestly can't decide whether to laugh or cry as thus is way too accurate
Imagine this song being stuck in your head and people catch you singing it out loud 🤣
Unfortunately, I don't have to imagine
South Mississippi here getting my clothes off the clothesline while doing so I come across this video
, I ENJOYED your song!!!I damn sure did! I hope this subscription helps.!!! Ya seem like my kind of person!! a common sense good hearted country gal that loves music loves the USA and all we want is peace, a decent living, laughing, loving our Christ is King wonderful creator!!!!😊😊😊
Tim Hawkins is sooooooo funny! It's incredible! So glad to see more content!
That laugh into the kazoo fills me with fear and laugher at the same time and I don't know what to think about it and I need help sorting this through.
💙💙💙 thanks for standing up for what's right. I'm a Christian and it's amazing how they can still support him.
Love the stuff tim
Great just great thanks
I had just heard of him a few years ago our pastor showed us a video of him at our church and I couldn't stop laughing he is really funny and can play a guitar as well
The best kazoo playing I’ve ever heard!
I’m 70, had my last colonoscopy in April of 2022 at my VA hospital. When I say my last I mean it. Went in for my regular schedule procedure. It lasted approx. 45 seconds. The instrument when through the perforated my colon. They woke me up to tell me what happened and they were calling my daughter, my wife passed 7 months prior, for permission to preform emergency surgery. Since I was sedated they had to have my next of kin authorize the surgery. It all turned out okay. But I won’t go thru it again.
A doctor said if you’re in your 70’s and have no polyps (or just a few non cancerous small ones) you don’t need a colonoscopy, that the risks are not worth it. I pray that you had a full recovery. Thanks for sharing. 👍
@@coolramone Thank you. Yes I have had a full recovery. My doctor recommended no more colonoscopy for me.
Tim should team up with The Daily Wire and create a comedy show
So glad to see you posting again
I’ve watched this several times over and the part where he says your number’s up, it’s time time to take one for the team…I always lose it!🤣🤣🤣🤣I almost spit my dinner out!
"Tim Hawkins Comedy: Come for the comedy show, stay for the concert"
I’m a stage 4 colon cancer survivor and I’ve had multiple colonoscopies! I was waiting on the solo!! 😆😆😆This was hilarious!! 😂😂😂
OMG they are "so much FUN" as I have had 2 already! Plus due to the 1st one found some other issues that needed to be corrected! So Yes ALL need to have the "Intense FUN" of having one!
Tim hawkins is hilarious 🤣
That made my day to hear you sing that song. Thank you
@1:53 HILARIOUS! Those in the know, KNOW! That about sums it up! LOLOLOL
12 year old video and just now I am coming across this talent?! The universe has been very unjust to me.
Oh my god that was hilarious!. You remind me I've got a schedule mine
Just be careful if doing your prep, and watching this at the same time.🤣🤣🤣
I wish you would come to Redding, California! Lots of Believers up here! 😊
I got to see him in Maryland October 10th I don't remember when I laughed so hard! It was my birthday and I really enjoyed it! But I had to go play this for my neighbor who just had that done today!
Well that was a real toe tapper! 😂
Thank you! So true and hilarious 😂
We just went to the one in Akron was our first time going to one of his things and he sang this song there I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life😂
This is way too funny!!! I enjoy the videos. 🤣🤣😂😂
If you like feeling of pooping, then a colonoscopy is like a dream vacation LOL
A friend of mine had made it past the age of 50, not 40, when certain checks are made. He had some symptoms that meant he had to have this done. However he didn't read the instructions properly for the special drink and so drunk it in one go. I had just got back from getting him some supplies from the shop and he said he had finished the drink. He said "Well I have finished that drink" and I just said to him "see you later as I am out of hre". He asked why and I said give it a mo and you will know why as you are meant to pace that drink. He soon realised his mistake.
31 i had one in october drs wanted to make sure my seizure meds werent eating away at my guts i was asleep but i dont remember going to sleep i remember going into the room and i woke up in the recovery room the prep i thought i was gonna die i never finished the whole thing just looked up what bowels should look like after prep for colonoscopy and once it was that color i stopped drinking it and everything went fine
Tim Timiny
Tim Timiny
Tim Tim puree
You're nutty
You're witty
You made me Cheery!!
Long time no see!! Welcome back brother and we love you,!!!
He's brilliantly funny!
Well, if want to go into this line of work, there's always an opening!
Not the kazoo!!! 😂 💀 🥳 💨
Didn't have one of these fun things till I was 71. No more for me!!!!!
Wonderfully done!
Nice song👍. Thanks for sharing your great music👋😍😍😍
OMG...laughing and crying!
When he just let it all out on the harmonica thing I lost it🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost my brother to colon cancer 8 years ago, he was 44 - his battle lasted 5 weeks. No history of colon cancer in our family. I had a colonoscopy prior to his passing due to some issues & had some non cancerous polyps. Since he passed, I've had 2, one with non cancerous polyps, one with precancerous polyps and I now have to go every 3 years, I am 53. My 3 boys will have to start getting colonoscopies at 34. It's a harrowing ride but it's got to done.
I've done "Things You Don't Say To Your Wife" at open mic a couple of times, I see it's time to learn this one too.
As one who has “issues” due to a bowel resection and chronic colitis, colonoscopies have been a part of my life for the past seven years 🫤 However, my beloved GI does this procedure under a general anesthesia…yay for me