Tim Hawkins - Wrong Psalm
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Guy writing psalm: “why am I writing about my loin disease?”
Holy spirt: “just wait”
David is who wrote it. Not some guy. He was a king and through his lineage Jesus Christ was born.
It’s actually a beautiful psalm of repentance.
@@jlp4789 So you come to a comedy channel and rebuke people. pathetic.
@@jlp4789 You have no sense of humor; why do you watch comedy videos?
@@phantomprince4278some people watch comedy to get funnier, I do, other then that with or without context of who's writing it, it's still a funny comment and some might get it n some might not so we do our best to explain and not call them out for not
@@jlp4789 it wasn't just David..
Verse 5 would have been good, too. It says "My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness." lol
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Good point 🤣
I love that one too. Good one! 😅
“Never gonna see that verse cross stitched” well you are now! I’m the queen of snarky cross stitch 😂you just gave me the idea of the century!
Glad to be of service.
I will buy it from you 😊
I need to see it 😂😂
@@christopherlawrence8539 I agree. I hope she makes a video about it and post the link here.
Oh please send one to Tim! ♥️
And how many prayer groups were started to pray for Tim's loins.
I can imagine a coupe people started praying at home that his loin pains were serious😂😂
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😂😂😂 true that brother
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I laughing sooooo much! The KJV: Psalm 38:7. For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh. Doesn’t make it any better!😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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🤣 This insert reminds me of a story a guy told me many years ago. He was very in love and in a steady relationship with a girl for a few years. One day out of the blue she told him she needed to "take a break" (we all know what that means).
Obviously he was very heartbroken and for days he kept praying and asking God to bring her back. Then God very clearly told him "Proverbs 5:8"...
Elated he hurridly opened his Bible to Proverbs 5:8 and read... "Keep your way far from her,and do not go near the door of her house"...
Needles to say, they never got back together again.
This was incredible! Wow
It doesn't matter how many times I see this skit...never gets old.
THank you FOR YOUR HUMOR. I LAUGHED SO HARD. ❤😂
"Lord, I hope that was a good verse. Could you change the scripture if it's not, just for one night?" 😂😂
Come on dude. You’re a comedian. Everybody that got that autograph just thought you were being funny. 😂😂🙏
That’s what I said!! I would’ve thought it was intentionally funny. It’s Tim Hawkins 😂
Y'all know it was just a story, right?
I went to a Baptist college. Can't drink, can't smoke, can't go to movies, can't do more than hold hands. What else were we going to do besides find the most inappropriate ways to quote scripture?
It's even funnier knowing it WASN'T intentional! 🤣
this bit was hilarious though
The past two weeks have been so hard for me but this gave me a huge laugh! Thank you Tim!
What was wrong? I hope it passed. 🙏 Truthfully. Here's to hoping your woes turn into a much lighter load. 😊
Same....I REALLY needed this 😂😂😂
Love this! Needed this today and I have never heard of this phenomenal comedian-The Lord has a sense of humour! Have a migraine but instead of taking a pain killer I watched this and laughed so loud I woke up my grandson! Thank You & God Bless!
3:27 The "lions disease" gets even better. My sides are hurting!! ROTFL 😂🤣💀
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I laughed so hard I was crying! Jesus got jokes!!!! 😂 Thank you for sharing God’s gift of laughter through you. So funny!!😂😂😂
Hopefully some of them might have thought he got it mixed up with 37:8 “Cease from anger, and forsake wrath; Do not fret-it only causes harm.”
This is awesome, my wife and I were a the Hospital for eight hours and after that we arrived at home at 12:12am and as my son and I snacked on food we listened to this and we were laughing hysterically when he told about his favorite verse and signing his signature with his favorite verse 😂😂😂
Thank You Tim Hawkins, we needed a good laugh.
You helped us out.
God Bless You Brother.
I've seen this multiple times and i still laugh so hard I'm in tears 😂😂😂
You kept them laughing even after they were home!😂😂😂
This is one of my favorites. I was just thinking of this story recently. Too funny.
The Christian version of Robin Williams XD
He even kinda looks like him! 🤣
“I shook his HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡” 😅❤
Tim, I confess I had to pause the video and look up the psalm, as I didn't recognize it. I am going through a stressful patch right now. It started over a week ago, and it just seems like every time I turn around, I have another 3 tasks added to my list of things to do by noon. I read the psalm, and I laughed and laughed. Tears and I can't breathe kind of laughter. The Lord truly works in mysterious ways. I hope it really does become your favorite psalm, as a merry heart really does good like medicine. 😂
He basically told everyone he has a STDs lmao 🤣 😂
Totally going to get this cross-stitched on a pillow
You know there was also, someone else who looked the verse up when they got home and thought something like...."wow, oh man that is so deep....obviously a metaphor for..........uh........um......wow, that is just so deep and insightful that I just can't put words to it!"
And someone else who looked it up and thought "yeah my favorite verses are all the funny ones too."
Like ecclesiastes 2:17 "therefore I hated life..."
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One of those hundred have a job that does not require full attention. So they spent hours trying to understand the deeper meaning.
@@TheFredmac 🤣🤣Absolutely!
Guys, Here is our Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER (Genesis 1) HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
One of my favorite stories 😂
God wanted to bless you with this hilarious joke and relatable testimony! God has a sense of humor
God blesses people will jokes? Can you even show one single scripture from Genesis to Revelations that any men of God made jokes about God/faith? Can you even show one irrefutably scripture that proves God has a sense of humor?
Guy who wrote Psalms: God, why do you want me to write this?
God: Trust me, one day it will pay off.
Omgosh lighten up @@tymz-r-achangin
@@tymz-r-achangin proverbs 17:22A joyful heart is good medicine,
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
Ps. Lighten up
PLEASE someone needs to cross stitch a pillow for him with the verse!!
I don’t laugh at much but he has been making me laugh for years!
Every Dad probably thought you were trolling…well done sir, well done
Laughed so hard I drooled m. First time that’s ever happened!
Don't drink tea when watching Tim!
Two and a half years ago I had surgery for bladder cancer. So far so good. If it ever returns, I'm cross stitching this on a pillow. 😛
O, KJV, how we adore thee for thy comedic nuggets wheneth we forgeteth thine chapters and verses!
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Psalm 137:9 is another beauty. Genesis 1:1 is always safe.
This is just TOO funny
This is a true story! When I was a school bus driver in Wasilla, AK, I had a Christian brother and sister who rode regularly. I noticed the personalized license plate on the parents' car. I asked them what it meant. I thought it was a scripture verse, but it was the birthday of the boy who rode my bus. It said, "Mark 5 25". Look it up. You'll get a laugh!
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Sort of the female version of Tim's verse
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Now that's funny I don't care who you are!! LOL 🤣🤣🤣
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I always enjoy Tim Hawkins and he's a damn good guitar player too....
I had to look up that verse..what a verse to pick..😂😂😂
Same! I always want to check verse references for myself!
Funniest man ever! I'm so glad Tim finds the humor in our struggle to honor our Savior.
I had to spit my water back into my cup because I was about to choke! 😆😆
Would love to see more videos from you!!
I came across this randomly and almost spit my tea out. Kudos
That's how we do!
So funny. I love your comedy.
You remind me of a beloved actor, Robin Williams
At least you’re a comedian and they could just think you wrote that as a joke
They probably thought it was hilarious! "Look! He signed it with a joke!"
This was from the 90s. I went to see Tim live at a church in Colorado Springs. It was awesome. I never laughed so hard. 😂😂😂
Oh my gosh I am in tears of laughter
Another translation says he has a painful back and no health in his body. No mention of loins, which would be the front side of a back pain. Women know about front and back pain...every month.
I was like "Jesus i just need to laugh on my break. " the Lord provides😂😂😂
that was so funny, I laughed so hard I ran out of air.
I have not laughed this hard in I don't know when. 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed til I cried!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you. I seriously needed that laugh.
That’s hilariously relatable!!
I laughed so hard, I was 😂 just what I needed today!
I shook that perverts hand 😂💀
This is beyond hysterical!!!
Gotta love this
He defaults into a southern accent at times which makes it even funnier….
So hilarious!!!!
God has a sense of humor. I needed to laugh 😂..
That's great
Tim is the best😂😂😂
keep it up man
Hopefully, some people read that verse from the NIV bible. It just mentions back pain.
You are a comedian, God has a sense of humor! Therefore he is joyful in your spreading of his greatness.
I had a good laugh! 😂
Thanks for that great laugh fella.
Omg I lol so hard I snorted multiple times.😂😂😂
And they will keep that picture forever and laugh!
God bless tim hawkins❤❤
That’s been my favorite for a long while, too! What a surprise to hear you say it.
LOVE the non-religious types of God's people!! So refreshing and for real! Tim is a gift!
Those will be worth more than any other some day.😅
"For my sides are filled with burning, and there is no soundness in my flesh." ESV Psalm 38:7
So funny. My sides are burning and there’s no soundness in my flesh.
That’s Gods sense of humour 😂
Just got this video recommended and ROTFL! I am clearly going to seek out more of your stuff!
You make me cry!😅😂
"go, build schools and hospitals" I actually started crying I was laughing so hard... epic.
Classic Tim. 😂
I watched this 3 times trying to figure out what it had to do with plasma
They probably thought he was just being funny 😂
Well, you are a comedian! You made them laughed.
When you hear the phrase, “I died laughing,” I want you to know that literally, I must have died 3 times watching this! 😂😂😂
I couldn’t breathe or speak, and every time I halfway gained composure and continued watching, I died again! My daughter thought I was a lunatic! 🤣🤣
Part of me wants to order a bunch of business cards with just the reference Psalm 38:7 on them. I would then discreetly place them where other Christians are likely to find them and watch them react when they look it up. I would only do this if I was sure that I wouldn't be caught.
OMG I have need that kind of laugh for soooo long!!!! Omg 😂😂😂 omg this is the best kind of comedy! Holy crow im still laughing!!! Thank God our Lord has a sense of humor. What a world it would be if He didn’t.
“For my sides are filled with burning, and there is no soundness in my flesh.”
Psalm 38:7 ESV
”For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: And there is no soundness in my flesh.“
Psalm 38:7 KJV
Oh crap!!!😂😂😂😂
If this story is true, then it’s the ultimate and definitive proof that God has a sense of humor. 😂
There are some verses that would have been a worse choice than that one! Thanks for the laugh, Tim.
LOL. That was a good skit. I was rolling.
That's funny!
Hopefully they may have read it in NIV where he says he had back pain. But that's not loins, right?
Another reason why the NIV is stupid and should not be considered a literal translation anymore.
Well you probably had 100 people praying for you!
Someone has absolutely gifted him a cross stitched pillow with that on it after this. If not, someone should
Don't worry Tim. I doubt that any of the 100 people even checked it.
Oh boy. 😂
Love the Lord's sense of Humor...humble you right to the ground...