One time, I accidentally stepped on my friend's mother's foot while I was wearing boots and she screamed, "GOD BLESS AMERICA" instead of cursing and to this day, that is one of the best alternative curses I've heard.
My one friend, when he is angry; while he never cusses, he lets everyone know. He screams "*PROFANITY*" at the top of his lungs. Makes everyone laugh so hard.
I have one friend who is really a spitfire, she likes to use Tim Hawkins Cristian cuss words. A guy bumped into her and knocked her over recently and instead of cussing at him she yelled "WHAT THE BLEEP!! WATCH IT YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!! " I could hardly contain my laughter when the guy turned around and said, " oh! You like Tim Hawkins too!" And he walked away.
@@kaded_cat More like it was the right guy to bump into her... can you imagine being called a "son of a motherless goat" in anger and not getting the reference?? lol
I remember returning as an adult to my childhood church one Christmas, and I was standing towards the back of the sanctuary near by the table where they collected the christmas cards to exchange, and one of the sweet little old ladies that was just as sweet and little and old as I remembered her, came into the sanctuary took one look at the christmas cards, opened her mouth and I could not believe the words that came out of her mouth... "Ah Cranberries" ... I stifled both a laugh, and a shocked expression.
Well if someone made you I would think you would be appreciative and thank them. Most people go their whole lives trying to get made and someone did it for you!!??!!
The son of a biscuit eater apologizes to the son of a biscuit for all of the biscuits his parent has eaten in the past. Apology is accepted, they shake hands, give a pat on the back and all is well. No more biscuit eating.
When my daughter was having her fractured arm set she kept saying things like “fart nuggets” and “cheesy pizza” and I swear I have never gotten so many strange looks from a doctor.
beththeREDfan - if you've seen the movie Ramona & Beezus, Ramona says the word "guts" when she tells her family she's gonna say a bad word. She just yells "Guts" at the top of her lungs. It's funny. The movie was crap, but that line was hilarious.
I don't know why I find the "Pat Sajak" one so funny. I've heard people use "Bob Saget" the inflection makes it really sound like a cuss word. But the "Pat Sajak?" LOL
I was at Chick-fil-A with my mom, and someone zoomed passed her. She yelled “you actually have a stop sign DILWEED I say that all the time now. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I watched this while working in the kitchen..... my 10 year old son found me keeled over, wheezing with tears streaming from my eyes. He thought I was upset! I haven't laughed this hard in years. My stomach muscles are sore!😆🤣😆🤣
A friend uses "turdbug" and "turdbucket" interchangeably. I closed a sharp folding knife on my thumb and started to shout something, but redirected when I realized my 12yo daughter was right there, and ended up shouting "SON OF A SEABISCUIT".
Still one of my favorite bits. There actually is such a thing as a crud muffin, made with leftover ice cream, chocolate chips, marshmallows, and other sweet remnants you have laying around. I think I'll make some. Thanks for the idea.
Was in the hospital having an outpatient procedure done, no anesthesia, in a triage area. There were curtained cubicles, no walls, knowing there were children there, I was trying very hard not to curse, what flew out of my mouth caused a wave of giggles, and I cannot live it down to this day..."Holy Banana Peels!"
i used to tell my brother “SHUT THE FRONT DOOR” all the time when i was mad at him. my parents dont like it lets just say ive gotten grounded a lot in the past....
I made a few myself: “Great clouds!” “Oh, for the love of mice!” “Holy cat!” “You little rat!” (I also use weasel) and my favorite from 6th grade: “That guy is such a Wexler.”
VueiyVisarelli It went off the air like ten years ago, and it hasn't been shown since. I don't know about anyone else, but that sounds a bit creepy. 😨
Blessings! I am writing for myself and the young man I work with (special needs). David my client came to see you in Edmonton and was allowed to meet you (thx for gas money offer, he made it home😁) Thank you on his behalf for the meet and greet. He mentioned watching you on Facebook , although this is true he also watches you on DVD as he owns most of your collection. In the last 500 or so weeks your name or your jokes have come up at least 500 times. Thank you for enriching our lives with your wacky sense of humor and ministry.😁✌️
Or use that code with the alphabet represented by words - I forget what it's called but I think the military uses it - for WTF: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Or WTH: Whiskey Tango Hotel (which would make a great name for a B&B, lol!), or I just used "What the everlasting?" or "God, thank You!"
I used to hear "geezum crow!" and "G's and H's!" I have a friend that says "what the fudge!" I remember Rocket J. Squirrel's "Hokey Smokes" and Robin the Boy Wonder, who said "Holy" followed by words related to the situation (Holy plot twist, Batman!)
As a born again Christian who's trying to defeat the cursing demon this video really comes in handy. I know I can stop cursing, I just need to increase my vocabulary!!!
One time, I accidentally stepped on my friend's mother's foot while I was wearing boots and she screamed, "GOD BLESS AMERICA" instead of cursing and to this day, that is one of the best alternative curses I've heard.
That is majestic lol
🤣🤣
My papa always used that one. :)
Lol that's what I say when I stub my toe XD
Okay I’m using that one!!😂😂
My one friend, when he is angry; while he never cusses, he lets everyone know.
He screams "*PROFANITY*" at the top of his lungs.
Makes everyone laugh so hard.
Your friend sounds freaking amazing 😂😂
Does he actually say the word profanity or just actual profanity
Savitar Shut the front Door you Fart Knocker.🤣
I need to try that one
@@nightwarper1760 It sounds like he actually yells the word "profanity"
Does anyone else think it's even more funny when he laughs at his own jokes? LOL
It makes me laugh because it’s so wholesome!
Him and the shrieking women. Totally lose it...
Yeah
Miss Mayan, It makes his routine that much more funnier when he tries hard not to laugh😊.
Like Billy Connolly!
I have one friend who is really a spitfire, she likes to use Tim Hawkins Cristian cuss words.
A guy bumped into her and knocked her over recently and instead of cussing at him she yelled "WHAT THE BLEEP!! WATCH IT YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!! "
I could hardly contain my laughter when the guy turned around and said, " oh! You like Tim Hawkins too!" And he walked away.
Omg that guy. Bumped into her at the right time
@@kaded_cat More like it was the right guy to bump into her... can you imagine being called a "son of a motherless goat" in anger and not getting the reference?? lol
@@andreahenning8076 yeah 😂😂😂 You son of a motherless goat!
@@andreahenning8076 You tooting knocked me over!
@@kaded_cat Lol, that works too.
Having grown up Baptist, "Son of a Baptist Preacher" got me. XD
I like this one😊
"Jeepers" - Scooby Doo anyone? We were already being taught alternate cuss words in childhood shows.
Actually that was jinkies
lmao, both work
Mother of Pearl SpongeBob
My dad says jeepers all the time
lol exactly!!!!
We also have "nincompoop," "what in tarnation?" and my friend made the word "conflabbit."
@@supermarioplumberbros4839 I'll tell her that!
Sometimes I call my brother “nincompoop”. Got it from a comic book and used it ever since.
Nooo! You beat me to “tarnation”
There's also" Buscuits!" Or the one I made up"Applesauce!" It can be used as an expletive of surprise or disappointment.
For some reason a couple years ago I would say: "Poodle sticks!" XD So weird XD
So....why isn't he more popular? You don't need to be all sexual and explicit to be funny! This guy is proof!
Sam Cuentas Well, maybe we as Christians would be the only ones who would like him.
you shouldn't have have to hide what you believe just because you want to liked
I also like John Crist and Studio C
He goes against word of God.
I don't think He is funny period.
jimforjzs777 uh no he doesnt stop being so religious
you can really hear the country boy come out when he says " H E double hockey sticks"
He's from here in Missouri, albeit the greater St. Louis area, aka "that other Missouri" to the small Ozarks town we're in.
I remember returning as an adult to my childhood church one Christmas, and I was standing towards the back of the sanctuary near by the table where they collected the christmas cards to exchange, and one of the sweet little old ladies that was just as sweet and little and old as I remembered her, came into the sanctuary took one look at the christmas cards, opened her mouth and I could not believe the words that came out of her mouth...
"Ah Cranberries" ...
I stifled both a laugh, and a shocked expression.
"Who's got the crapola?? I need it to color my tree trunk!" Hahaha!!! 😂😂😂
yall need to stop taking my crapola
STOP TAKING MY CRAPOLA!!!
The sad part is I literally say that all the time
I have to take a crapola
After being in labor for 29 hours I let out a “good gravy!” And everyone in the room started cracking up.
Lol xD I would have cracked up too!
Lol
😂
Jamie 3boymom 😂😂
That's an awful name for a kid... No wonder everyone in the room laughed.
They should have had cottonheadedninnymuggins
Dude. Yes.
What a god
Racist, much? Or sounds like it
YEEESSSS I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! Loool
ELF
Once i got made at someone and just yelled "FOR THE LOVE OF VEGGIETALES" at them
Well if someone made you I would think you would be appreciative and thank them. Most people go their whole lives trying to get made and someone did it for you!!??!!
People who don’t use auto correct are going straight to heel.
Bob and larry would like a word lol
Where is “elderberry”?
As in, “your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries?”
i bleepin' love that movie
@@benjaminnewlon7865 fuck yea where is it
@@boldthaddeusquil4700 It's from Monty Python...I think it's from their Holy Grail movie. British comedies, especially
the old ones, are rather good.
Sweet Tea and Succulents, 5 is WAY out there.
Yaaas!! Monty Python!
The first goats were motherless.
That is true
That’s beautiful!! 🤣
😱
You need to open for Tim. Just sayin...!! 👍
Son of a motherless goat is from the "The three Amigo's
What happens when the son of a biscuit meets the son of a biscuit eater?
Time And Space Well, then everything goes to H-E--double-hockey-sticks.
Mind.......blown.
The son of a biscuit eater apologizes to the son of a biscuit for all of the biscuits his parent has eaten in the past. Apology is accepted, they shake hands, give a pat on the back and all is well. No more biscuit eating.
Bad things, my dude, bad things...
They date each others sisters and get married and have biscuit children of course.
I laughed so hard at these, I scared my dogs! They're looking at me like "What the Bob Barker is going on? Shut the front door!"
Aww toots!
I use shut the front limo door.
BENJAMIN BARKER!!! someone is bound to get the reference I just know it lol
Same
Lol
When my daughter was having her fractured arm set she kept saying things like “fart nuggets” and “cheesy pizza” and I swear I have never gotten so many strange looks from a doctor.
When my husband is really angry: *"Son of a bean-dip, mother-FRITO."*
For some reason he reminds me of Robin Williams
Sanguine Dream YESSSSS!!!
Didn't. Now~Yaaasss👍
Without the demonic possession
and Bryan Regan 😁
Yus
"Son of a motherless goat" 😂
Great line from The Three Amigos.
EddyGurge I used to use that before I knew what the three amigos was. Which was up until about 6 months ago... but still.
So, that one time, God created the first two goats and they had a son....
ORANGE juice From "The Three Amigos". It's an insult spoken by Steve Martin's character.
This poor baby goat's mother was probably shot by a hunter in the middle of a meadow. Oh wait wrong thing.
I know someone who literally says "bad word" every time she wants to cuss.
beththeREDfan - if you've seen the movie Ramona & Beezus, Ramona says the word "guts" when she tells her family she's gonna say a bad word. She just yells "Guts" at the top of her lungs. It's funny. The movie was crap, but that line was hilarious.
what the cuss is smth i heard someone use.
beththeREDfan ~ Heard that & also sweet "oh cuss." A relative says "sassafrass," & louder, when extra perturbed, "SASSAFRASS TEA!"😂
beththeREDfan XD
beththeREDfan bleep.
I don't know why I find the "Pat Sajak" one so funny. I've heard people use "Bob Saget" the inflection makes it really sound like a cuss word. But the "Pat Sajak?" LOL
I thought he was going to say "AND VANNA WHITE!"
I was at Chick-fil-A with my mom, and someone zoomed passed her. She yelled “you actually have a stop sign DILWEED I say that all the time now. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Oh wow , that’s a good one ❗️👏🏻👏🏻my new favorite to use
😂😂😂 we love this guy!!!! He is even funnier in person we laughed so hard it was hard to breathe!!! Thank God for Tim Hawkins Clean Christian Comedy🤗🤗🤗
Clean, except the "fart-knocker" and "suck eggs" part that really means something NSFW and he was oblivious to.
I lost it at fartknocker 😂😂😂
The LEGO Cantina- I used to say fartknocker all the time
Me, too, +Wingfan...in _middle school_ ...
I lost it when he started knocking
The LEGO Cantina I lost it at "Crud Muffin" but I laughed so hard that I cried at 'Fart Knocker"!
The LEGO Cantina I was freaking in tears when he said FART KNOCKER!!!! I dead lol
"Stop taking my crapola!"
wolf moon and Potterheadtexan Studios suck eggs!
I love how he uses a NY accent when he says "hey who's got the crapola over here?" lol
Confederate generals seem to work, too. For example, "What in the Sam Hill is going on in here?"
I know a Sam Hill and I always wanted to go "What in the Sam Hill.." lol
Sweet John Bell Hood, you're right.
I've been trying to work on not cussing, so now when I get cut off in traffic I just yell out, "BLESS YOU!"
The Southern Lady phrase "That's nice, that's real nice!" is the translation from "Fuck y'all to h E double hockey sticks!"
me too!!!!!!!!!!!
The other Southern Lady phrase: Bless your heart!
I say "fudge you"
@@vickiweber4718 woah that was close! To close.
I’m eating Mac-n-cheese while watching this and I almost had to clean my screen a second time.
lmao
What in the Mac and Cheese?
@@fredmckinney8933Mac and cheese
The one I used the most is, “WHAT IN THE HOLY JEHOVAH’S WITNESS!”
Logan Florea
Mind if I steal that one? It’s hilarious. 😂
One I use is "what in the ham and eggs...?"
Logan Florea that’s a little long don’t you think?
Soo funny 😂😂😂
This one is great. Thanks for sharing.
Nobody:
The women in the front who's never heard a joke: HAHAHAHA
My friend, brother, and I scream "AW TOOT" every time we see each other.😂
No matter how many times I watch this, I can't stop laughing 😂
I watched this while working in the kitchen..... my 10 year old son found me keeled over, wheezing with tears streaming from my eyes. He thought I was upset! I haven't laughed this hard in years. My stomach muscles are sore!😆🤣😆🤣
Somewhere out there. There is 1 person that has no sense of humor at all
Now there's 4, but don't worry, it's just a turd, crud muffin, fart knocker and a son of a motherless goat.
If you don't like Tim Hawkins' humor, then why are you watching? How about moving on and trolling on another channel?
Yet we "like" it lol.... Bas joke....
Ben Potts it's now 39 ppl with no sense of humor
Elisabeth NOYB Now 68!
When my friend, who is a pastor, gets upset she says “pooty squabbles!”
😂😂😂😂😂
XDDDDDDD
i’m totally stealing that
That is hilarious! 😂
"She", can't be a pastor......
A friend uses "turdbug" and "turdbucket" interchangeably. I closed a sharp folding knife on my thumb and started to shout something, but redirected when I realized my 12yo daughter was right there, and ended up shouting "SON OF A SEABISCUIT".
Where did you guys put my crapola crayon?! I seriously needed that to color my tooting picture. Nice one you crud muffins. XD
Yea, Fart Knocker
BOLSHEVIK! ... that was close.... *cracks up laughing*
Comrade?
Ikr
Especially in America where we enjoy capitalism.
Mhm.
I have taught my kids to call their turds "communists"
Adrian Williams, XD.
Who’s at the door daddy, oh some fartknocker tell him to go away😂
Couple things.... I love how Tim gets a kick out of himself and ALSO TIM DOESNT GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR HIS VOICES!!!!!!!!!
Tell me about it. He knows just how to use 'em!
My favorite Christian swear word as a kid was, "crud diddly moo moo" . Ahh, those were the good ol' days.
This is the cleanest try not to laugh video I’ve ever seen!! And the most helpful!!😂👍🏼🙏🏼
Going to memorize these just so I can use them when I drive 😂
SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT THE WIFI'S OUT!
What the what!Shut the front door which son of a biscuit eater did that to me! They're such a fart knocker.
Still one of my favorite bits. There actually is such a thing as a crud muffin, made with leftover ice cream, chocolate chips, marshmallows, and other sweet remnants you have laying around. I think I'll make some. Thanks for the idea.
Well, shove it in your piehole 😂
Was in the hospital having an outpatient procedure done, no anesthesia, in a triage area. There were curtained cubicles, no walls, knowing there were children there, I was trying very hard not to curse, what flew out of my mouth caused a wave of giggles, and I cannot live it down to this day..."Holy Banana Peels!"
Not gonna lie, most of these are in my vocabulary! (I totally grew up in the church)
Keeping it Real in the Kitchen ikr i also say booty
Elsa Gilmore puddy not booty
same
Great Caesars ghost! , son of a motherless goat,
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I asked my friend how to stop cussing, and she sent me the link to this video...I regret nothing
"shut the front door!" 'okay.' "I didn't even know it was open!" #bestoneyet
My dear sweet Mom didn’t cuss/curse, but she would say “God bless a milk cow” or “Fudge!” or “Dagnabit!” or “Shoot fire and save matches” 🤣
I say fudge all the time. That’s one of my favorite saying
I love the, “Shoot fire and save matches!”
"Well, dat burn it, paw!"
.....Hoss Cartwright from Bonanza.
He forgot “Go forth and multiply!
or "Be fruitful and multiply, just not in those exact words."
Never heard that one but I like it!
Go ingest a satchel of bananas
Hold on I need to write this one down
The cute hypocrisy of yearning for a good old classic “go fuck yourself,” but without the guilt.
I work with children and one day I walked into a table and just yelled out: potato skins!!! Its the first thing that came into my head
I want a ringtone of Hawkins saying toot so whenever someone I don't like texts me it's like, "aweeee toot!"
AJ Samano lmao good idea
I love starting my day with a good ol’ crud muffin and some orange juice
Me too. Aint nothin says lovin like a good ole crud muffin!
With pulp...
Mmmh Mamas crud muffins
Orange juice with pulp
Holy flippin-flip-flop. I haven't laughed this hard in so long.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Fartknocker!"
Bad time to take a bite of my apple!
Lol!
son of a motherless goat, I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Faximumgirl5 bookworm my favourite was crud muffins
I say this all the time. But I've never heard anyone else say it. I thought I invented it.
It's from the movie, the three amigos
I do use these, much to the shock of my very vulgar co-workers.
Yes...I'm sure they're aghast. *golf clap*
He actually reminds me of Robin Williams with his quick wit and love of his craft
My personal favorite: "Ah, nut bunnies!"
i used to tell my brother “SHUT THE FRONT DOOR” all the time when i was mad at him.
my parents dont like it
lets just say ive gotten grounded a lot in the past....
That's unfortunate. There should be litteraly nothing wrong with that at all. If anything it should be funny.
😂😂😂😂😂
Your forgot the Mormon favorite. "Cheese and rice! " lol
You'd have to be from California to use it, but:
"Conn Dam, Sanoma Beach!"
It'd be the first I've heard of that. Then again, I don't live in Salt Lake
Or Provo
Or the favorite on the movie Rio "Cheese and Sprinkles!"
yes!!!!!!!!!!! i use that one all the time!!!
Fart Knocker is always gonna be my favorite :)
I made a few myself: “Great clouds!”
“Oh, for the love of mice!”
“Holy cat!”
“You little rat!” (I also use weasel)
and my favorite from 6th grade:
“That guy is such a Wexler.”
"Tall glass of milk and a crud muffin, ain't no better way to start the day!"
Tall glass of blue milk.
I have watched this over a dozen times, and it never gets old - LOL! This guy is hilarious.
“Kiss my grits”
Me: dead lol
Thank you Flo
from "Alice" . I loved that show, downright hilarious!
You forgot one(from the elf movie) “I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins “
Son of a Nut Cracker
Am I the only one who is laughing so hard but trying not to make any noise so people don't ask why I'm on the floor laughing?
Just me? Ok
Forgot “Mother Trucker”(tm🤪)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YES!
Mother trucker dude
H-E double hockey sticks?
BLIMEY COW!!! anyone?
Hannah Thomason BLIMEY COWWWWWW
Hanabi yes!
YAAAAAAASSSSSSS
Bliley Cow is the best!
BLIMEY COWWW
Always loved this clip
Specific Love Creations I love your channel as well.
Another one to add to the list:
Shia LaBeouf.
AHHH Kelly Clarkson!!!!
Shy LaBeef
Benedict cumberbatch
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf!!!
My grandmother says, "Oh fig leaves!" ☺💕
My favorite was
"Shut the front door."
Same here
I have also heard someone say "shut the full cup"....yep yell that at someone and see what happens.....lol
STFD!!!
Mother F.........ather, sister, brother!
Oh, yeah, I've heard that one before...Usually it's a "near miss."
For me it usually goes something along the lines of "FFFFFFFFFFFFFrick. Fric-a-frac. Frikken frakken fric-a-frac."
+AreaDenial I usually successfully replace it with "fubar"
(F'd Up Beyond All Recognition)
Thomas Sanders, is that you?
That from frozen?
whoa hold up does anyone else remember great googly moogly from phineas and ferb cuz i know me some phineas and ferb
Jacob Northcutt What about the Beast from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast?
Jacob Northcutt It's an old kids show. Not many people know of it.
Elly J try Maggie and the ferocious beast #factcheck
It existed _loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong_ before that show. Just sayin'...
VueiyVisarelli It went off the air like ten years ago, and it hasn't been shown since. I don't know about anyone else, but that sounds a bit creepy. 😨
Here’s a couple more:
Son of a nutter butter
Son of a preacher man
Does “thanks, obama” count as one
YES! lol
I don't even call myself a Christian, and I LOVE Tim Hawkins! 😁😆🤣
My go to words: FOR THE LOVE OF CABBAGE!!!
Can î steal it
Cabbage...doesn't that make you into a fartknocker? LOL
MY CABBAGES!
@@Phoenixqueen77 Beat me here.
I say 'Bob Saget' all the time
That which is already vain...can be taken in vain anywhere.
Cross Entertainment I think that originated from a youtuber called PeanutButterGamer
Ain't heard from him in a long time...wow, time flies.
Good times...
Where have I heard that before?
But you missed my favorite- “Oh fudge!” I also use “Sugar!” I’m a candy maker by trade though so... 🤗 Might have picked these up from Chef.
Blessings! I am writing for myself and the young man I work with (special needs). David my client came to see you in Edmonton and was allowed to meet you (thx for gas money offer, he made it home😁) Thank you on his behalf for the meet and greet. He mentioned watching you on Facebook , although this is true he also watches you on DVD as he owns most of your collection. In the last 500 or so weeks your name or your jokes have come up at least 500 times. Thank you for enriching our lives with your wacky sense of humor and ministry.😁✌️
This may offend some people but sometimes I’ll say “she-ite” also when my sister and I wee kids she’d say Sugar Honey Iced Tea
Or use that code with the alphabet represented by words - I forget what it's called but I think the military uses it - for WTF: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Or WTH: Whiskey Tango Hotel (which would make a great name for a B&B, lol!), or I just used "What the everlasting?" or "God, thank You!"
@@denisemayosky1955 I like & use as whiskey tango foxtrot
Imagine just using expletive
*falls down the stairs* OH EXPLETIVE
Oh em gee I’m doing that now!
Saying it as you're falling down the stairs would make it even funnier, like it was predetermined.
Tim Hawkins is very funny, I met Him once after one of his comedy shows. It was awesome.
I've been replacing swears with "shizzle" before I even saw this. Actually not shizzle, I often say "HOLY SHIZZLEBEANS."
I used to hear "geezum crow!" and "G's and H's!" I have a friend that says "what the fudge!" I remember Rocket J. Squirrel's "Hokey Smokes" and Robin the Boy Wonder, who said "Holy" followed by words related to the situation (Holy plot twist, Batman!)
I remember watching Batman on t.v. every Saturday
i need some good bad words cous my mom just died 😭
As a born again Christian who's trying to defeat the cursing demon this video really comes in handy. I know I can stop cursing, I just need to increase my vocabulary!!!
the lord is the pizza man
Everybody say ''Cheeses Crust!"
Krystal Harwood how about cheese n rice
@@braydentofteland8393 I say that all the time! LoL
I like CHEESUS!
It's not cool to put the Lord's name as a JOKE....;( It pisses me off so bad when people say Jesus name when they are upset
its a Christian cuss word soooooo….. @@@SugarRose25
You and John Crist are my replacements for Jim Carey and Robin Williams. Love you guys.
Roseann Sorrentino YES
God rest Robin Williams.
This made me laugh so hard i started crying. Why isnt this guy more popular he is funnier than some comedians nowadays
One of his best routines. Never fail to laugh when I watch it.