Billy Connolly - Colonoscopy - World Tour of New Zealand
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Absolutely accurate. The first small, almost inconspicuous warning is easy to miss or take lightly. Don’t. You only have seconds before the eruption. You will begin to empty of everything you have ever eaten or thought about eating. Once it starts, it doesn’t stop until you are a walnut with lava burns where you never want to have lava burns. But cancer is much, much worse.
an when it comes to cancer an ounce of prevention is worth a planet sized amount of cure.
oh we found a few polyps in your last check up. few quick snips and some dissolving stitches ad you're fine.
But if you didn't take everybody's advice and get regular checks and those get worse. Now we have to pump radioactive acid and caustic venom into your bloodstream for the next 6 months.
Catch it early and the survival rate is quite high. Fail to catch it early, and the survival rate is much lower. Get checked. Play this clip if you feel stressed.
I have had 2 colonoscopies and the best thing I've found to cope with the burning asshole is Bag Balm. A liberal coating right after you take the laxative pills but before the diarrhea starts and then after every trip to the loo protects those tender tissues. Wonderful stuff.
@@bunnyslippers191 I have to go in soon... thanks for the advice.
@@bunnyslippers191 100% correct. Vermont's Original Bag Balm. A bit of that from time to time during the process and you no longer worry that your rear-end is going to morph into a Saturn V rocket motor.
Mr. Connolly missed his calling as a doctor. This is one of the most accurate descriptions of colonoscopy prep I've ever seen. Well played!
If laughter is the BEST medicine, he is a doctor!! Or one of the best chemists ever!
It's as if he was in my house when I did my prep!
Sir Billy Connolly.
He has a doctorate degree
@@SamuelBlack84 An honorary doctorate. His wife took six years to research her psychology PhD.
Here I am, recovering from a flu. And I'm watching this and I'm in tears from laughing. I needed this so bad.
@Onorato Campopiano - Truly hope the flu has left you forever Sir. Read Mr. West in comments.
Here I am, prepping for my colonoscopy tomorrow. And I'm watching this and I'm in tears from laughing. I needed this so bad.
That’s John Cleese
Me too💯👍
Laughter is good medicine 😂😂😂
I never stopped laughing at the toilet description. It was so accurate. Here in the Waikato New Zealand, I too had to have a colonoscopy 3 years ago at the age of 84. The laxative was definitely the worst part, but I had to take it over two days. On the day I went to Waikato Hospital in Hamilton I was ushered into a cubicle with a team of 4 or 5 nurses, all female. I was placed on the bed on my side, my bare arse was prepared and the procedure began. I could watch my insides appear on a convenient wall. monitor. I felt no discomfort during the process. The team were so professional and did their very best to minimise any embarrassment. When it was all over I returned to retrieve my clothes. Whilst I was dressing, the Head Nurse entered and said, "Having to stick something up your bum, I think I deserve a hug." I duly complied and we both had a laugh. She made what could have been very traumatic, into something special. I am so grateful to that nurse and her team, so if they ever get to read this, THANK YOU SO MUCH, all of you. You are a credit to your profession and I will never forget your kindness to an old and very shy man. The upshot unfortunately was, that I was diagnosed Colon Cancer and had to go back into Hospital for a major operation. I have recovered well and 3 years later I'm still going strong,
Thank you for sharing your story. I’m glad everything worked out.
@@gamergeek7482 You're very welcome. Thank you.
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I do this for a living. Its very important to be checked if you have a change in bowel habbit. Blood. Plus family history is more the case. No matter how healthy you eat, if its genetic you will get polyps. So get regular checks.
I was knocked out during mine....but I GOT PICTURES OF MY COLON! Lol. Great fun.
This man can tell any story about the most mundane things and you’ll be howling with laughter!!! 😂😂😂
A colonoscopy is hardly mundane.
I saw Billy in Southend in the seventies. My main memory is crying with laughter throughout. My secondary memory is the woman in the seat two along from me laughing so much she slid off her chair onto the floor.
What a magnificent comic. Absolutely peerless. I don’t have much time for honours, but bloody hell this man deserved his knighthood.
Says the man who doesn't have much time for honours.
Billy Connolly was one of the funniest Standup Comics of all time. He's 81 years old now, retired, lives in Key West Florida with his wife, and battling Parkinson's Disease. I watch TH-cam video's of his Comedy Shows whenever I need a good laugh, which is quite often these days. I wish him good health, and a happy life. Thank you Billy.
If I feel like a good laugh, I like a variety of comedians, I'll watch them on DVD, and Billy of course who is my favourite.
The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time.
Billy Connolly = Scottish Legend
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There is no “greatest comedian.” But Billy was a gem and certainly one of the very best.
I just went through this last week. He's being kind.
“You have to put the toilet paper in the fridge”
That was delivered so well 😂
I'm almost in tears, I can't see the video, I have to listen 😆😆😆😆😆
DROPPED HIS TWEEDS
I took powders before a such examination I sat on the top step very close to toilet when I managed to get there it was like etna erupting and then some
Putting toilet paper in the fridge is a bloody good idea. Highly recommended.
As I sit here laughing so hard at this video, I have just gotten out of the loo after 2.75 hours of spasmodic firehose squirts. My legs went numb. This is my first colonoscopy a year to the day after the previous colonoscopy where a very large mass was discovered. I had colon surgery 48 hours later, then 9 Rounds of Chemotherapy starting 6 weeks after surgery. I am still here, thanks be to God, recovering and now having a peek after surgery. It was great watching a video on my cell phone in the loo after taking bowel prep. I've never laughed so hard. What better way to make a yukkie process a little easier to handle? Everything Billy says is true however, his description is so spot on and better than anyone could possibly make up. Tomorrow is my big day and afterwards, no matter the outcome, I will reward myself with a nice bag of ice to my bum.
Gave me inspiration. Hope all went well. 🙏
I have had those tablets. The description here is 100% accurate and hilarious.
Yep. I've had the powder soluble form. After hours of bombing my toilet I just fell on my bed exhausted...Woke up 2 hours later for another round. It pissed me off a bit, but I was actually lucky to have been awoken lol
"you have to put the toilet paper in the fridge" made me spit out my coffee at work.
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Why, it's a good idea.
Yep you can see day light and you feel as clean as a whistle and at one point you find yourself whistling from somewhere you didn't think was possible
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Yeah right.
Having a colonoscopy performed tomorrow,July 20th 2022. Just started on the laxatives and it has already begun.Just had to watch this clip again to cheer myself up,brilliant.
Writing this two years later: Have you go over it yet?
@@olsmokey Yes thank you, that was no problem. Since then I`ve had open heart surgery to replace my aortic heart valve which was sticking. Came through it ok thanks to the wonderful team at Royal Papworth Hospital.
Tomorrow is the prep for me.
I watched this years ago and got a good laugh. I just now came from my second hellacious visit to the loo and had to revisit this clip. This time I had to wipe away the tears. He’s not lying. Wish me luck, I’ve got a long night ahead of me.
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@@billywilliamconnolly Who are you really?
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Tears filled my eyes as I laughed and i could barely see the screen... As a patient with UC... he speaks my truth! 😆 🤣 😂
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Same! Diagnosed with UC at 28, I wish I had thought to put the toilet paper in the freezer before now 😅
Omg he's so accurate..that powder you mix with water is like the stuff of nightmares..your arse is literally pissing 😳 Billy's rendition never ever fails to make me lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I've had two of them and am glad I didn't watch this beforehand. You cannot ever have a laughing fit when that stuff is inside you lololol.
I had colonoscopy and it was just like that. The nurse said 'Look at the screen! there's your appendix smiling at you' I had to say 'well at least SOMEONE'S having a good time'
He was lucky, he got tablets. The stuff I had was mixed with water and tasted vile!
@@TheGeezerMan that's what i had...it was disgusting! Tablets would have been so much better 🤣
The stuff is basically antifreeze, polypropylene glycol. It certainly does the job!
OMG, damn near in tears laughing. As someone who's been through this on a number of occasions, I can fully attest to the joys of "prep". The procedure itself is a snap, especially after being clamped to the toilet for HOURS in advance.
I was in hospital years ago waiting to hear if I was cancer free. Pretty nervous time in the waiting room. I saw a poster about colonoscopies on the wall and I immediately thought of Billy doing this routine. Made me feel much better before I was told everything was fine 🙂 Thanks Big Yin.
A natural talent for comedy. So hilarious
Of course you did.
So glad that I live in the time of TH-cam where I can watch Billy whenever I want.
You like the free stuff do you.
Back in his Halcyon days Billy's shows were all available on video.
@@petermcculloch4933 I've got a load of Billy DVDs, plus a few downloads on iTunes.
@@petermcculloch4933 They're now available on DVD.
Had my first colonoscopy as there is a history of colon cancer in my family. Well, the readers digest version, the results were good. But while in the recovery room, the nurse came in and asked if I had broke wind yet. I said no, as I was holding it in. She said that I was supposed to break wind to make sure everything was clear. I said she may want to leave in that case. I swear I could have shit through the eye of a needle on the first fart
Does Craig Cash know you're using his material?
@@irbennett did you know if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike? I have no idea who Craig Cash is. I know that I had the same thoughts as when I had my colonoscopy done. It's possible more than one person has the same thoughts.
I have my first colonoscopy tomorrow, may Billy watch over me and protect me.
Guess about now you're thinking maybe flowers? Chocolates?
I survived, I had an endoscopy at the same time so I got a general anesthetic.
Hope it went well. Absolute torture the prep..
I introduced the nurse to this skit, she laughed her ass off.
This clip should be required viewing prior to having a colonoscopy
This has got to be one of the funniest skits I have ever seen. Well done, Billy.
I very nearly misread that…
@@theessentialguideforblokes7960
LMAO 😂😅😂😂
Had my first one at 50. The tech asked me how the prep went. I told him that if he put his ear to my ass, he'd hear the ocean.
OMG!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats had me laughing as hard as the video. Thanks
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I've got one coming up this week. Billy, you're an educational godsend. Nearly shat myself laughing so I'm half way home!
Lol. My friend sent me this video. I had one done yesterday. Yup, 3 pills. Then later, you must drink 1 liter of fluid 2 times, hours apart. That is the final purging. Billy's description is hilarious.
What a legend this man is!! 😂😂
Billy has got me through some bad times so thank you Billy for the laughs
You leave your dignity at the reception desk 😂
Just like the time I was in hospital wearing nothing but an open gown and black boots 😅
Oh my goodness, I am mid laxative for a colonoscopy tomorrow and this has given me such a laugh .Love you Billy , oops have to go!!!
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Pat: don't laugh too hard if you're not right next to the john.
Lol. Me too.
True story. I've had two of these. I'm cracking up because I can relate. And...because doc says I won't need another one.
I've had 2 colonoscopies and for the first time Billy Connolly's fantastic description made me laugh so much the tears were rolling down my eyes, brilliant!!
I had the privilege of seeing Billy live in 1987. It was a case of spending 2 hours trying to crawl back into your chair! This is the most awesome hysterically funny guy I have ever seen. All power to you Billy, wish you could have gone on for another 50 years
Oh do shut up.
Omg Billy lmao I love you. When I found out you visited my hometown (Gander, NL)and I never saw you i was devastated. You never ever fail to make me laugh. I’m here in ma bed, in the dark, with my old dog (15) and busting out laughing. Now, she’s deaf and blind so she can’t hear this but she feels the bed shake, comes to her feet, hair sticking out everywhere wondering what’s going and sending me off again. Lol TY so very very much for every laugh and every tear. Oh and I spent quite a bit of time in Clydebank about 15 yrs ago 😁👏❤️
I'm scheduled for my first colonoscopy next week. I remembered Billy's tale of drinking the water on holiday in Spain and thought I'd best get his take on colonoscopies just to be properly prepared. Such a lovely man! I just knew a version of "My arse was in taters!" would be coming up, it's too great a line not to use in conversation as often as possible.
You mean your arse was in tatters. Taters are potatoes.
You do know taters are potatoes.
I’ve had to get a colonoscopy every 2 years since I was 28 and when I tell you that I am so grateful for him giving me the idea to put the toilet paper in the freezer, you best believe I’m going to do it.
No, put the toilet paper in the fridge. If you put it in the freezer it will fall apart. Or use baby wipes.
Chapstick is also a good idea.
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Well, I had my colonscopy yesterday…. It was an absolute breeze! Yes, the drugs help! 👍🏻😃 but the days before, the “low residue diet”:😵💫😵💫 on the Wednesday and the one slice of bread before 1.00pm on Thursday and nothing to eat after….then at 5.00pm the “drinking” of the Moviprep 😫😫😫😫I mixed it up as directed and being ignorant of the solution took a gulp and gagged it up as it was just vile! 🤢🤢😪 I was supposed to drink the first litre at 5.00 and the second at 8.00pm - I was still trying to stomach the first litre at 8.30!! I set my status 5 sips of laxative and a swig of Lucozade….. I completed the second litre and spent an entire 6 hours on the loo - and it’s exactly as Billy described 😂 but glad to have “done it” and got “good results”
Exactly the doctor should tell you what to eat beforehand.
Saw Billy twice in concert.lucky enough to meet him after the shows.funniest comedian I’ve seen in my lifetime and as billy would say.I’ve lived some f@@@@ng years
Absolutely brill!!!!!
I havenlsughrd so hard in years! Tears were coming out of my eyes! Hilarious!
Where else would the y be coming out of.
I was given a concoction to mix with water and it amounted to 2 litres of the stuff. I actually took 4 days off from work as a sensible precaution. Thank God! After drinking this stuff that tasted like hospitable disinfectant, I said to my wife, "It'll probably take a couple of hours". I was wrong. Less than 5 minutes. Then it was exactly as you indicated. This went on for 3 days. At one stage, I figured there was no point in leaving the toilet,, but my legs fell asleep. When I got to the hospital for the procedure, I found my doctor (an old Sth African guy) was replaced with a hot Brazilian woman with a lovely smile. I couldn't have given a shit. I'd already given more than my share. Embarrassment gave way to resignation. I'm now 5 years overdue for my follow up colonoscopy. I'll leave that to braver men.
Please do the follow up. I have had cancer.... please do it
I experienced all of that and more, after taking the strong laxatives prior to my colonoscopy
However, l didn't mind all of that discomfort...when l weighed myself after the procedure, and found l had lost 14 pounds..!!
😀😃😄😁🙂
I’m doing one tomorrow 2nd in 5 years and this time was much easier. I did 4 tablets of Dulcolax, then an entire 8,3oz bottle of Miralax powder mixed in 64 oz of Lemon/lime Gatorade, then 10oz of Magnesium Citrate. It was so much gentler than the first time.
@@Harry-kh1pv
Simple words ‘Please Do’ ….definitely 🙏🏼 A1 advice, Harry !
I.sympathasise..been..rhere..
I get a colonoscopy every 5 years. His description is accurate. The burning he refers to is due to irritation of the skin around the anus. My pro-tip is to apply 40% zinc oxide rash cream (like maximum strength Desitin) to that region before each “toilet session” begins.
Doesn't sound like there's time for that :)
My pro tip is to eat less the day before you begin to prep. Drink meal replacements. Less input = less output.
i get one every year
My pro tip is ..... no matter what .... but DO NOT COUGH. You can cough .... but only when ur already sitting on the toilet
Hopefully not mere seconds before it starts lol
Omg! I'm laughing so much! Reminded me of having an enema when I had my daughter 40+ years ago. " hold on to it for 10 minutes ' said the nurse who administered it. I lasted 10 seconds and the loo was the other end of the ward! Billy is one comedian who always cracks me up.
The ultimate story teller!. On ya Biĺly!. Nuff said. 🤣
I’ve spent my working life as a qualified operating theatre nurse. This reminds me of the time when we were doing a colonoscopy list and I was was trying to find out where our patient was, the ward hadn’t seen him. So I called his home his wife said he should be with you any time now as he took the bus!!!!!! He lived 40 miles from the hospital!!! We all looked at one another waiting for someone to make a comment! We all knew how explosive the laxatives are! One thing we all knew the country buses didn’t have a toilet on them!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 oh my god that poor man
Only medical people would understand your humor. Fortunately for me I spent 40 years as a nurse and I’m laughing at the visual created.
Back in '85 I landed in the hospital with food por. Before I was discharged they did a colonoscopy. Nobody told the nurse why I was there. That poor woman, when she went to insert that thing. Bruuuup! All over the place.
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@@DontCryAboutIt Coffee EVERYWHERE, thank you!!
It doesn't matter how often I watch this, it remains just as funny 🤣
Got a hiccup laughing so hard at this, my chest hurts 😂
I am so happy to see he is still alive! Not even kidding I was half expecting to find out he was dead at about the time of this post.
This man is a wonder of optimism. A inspiration for all people around the world. He grows older with such grace. Love you BILLY
If I wanted to, then I could watch this guy for hours and not smile once.
Why would you want to. In fact what are you even doing here.
Brings back memories 😂Wish I'd heard this sketch before having mine..... Might have been better prepared 😂😂
I love his accent. It makes everything more funny. 😂🤣🤣😂
I've had two of these now and they don't get any better, the laxative that is. Billy has described the "fallout" to a tee. Love ya Big Yin.
If Billy isn't the funniest man on the planet, I've no idea who is ! Carlin is gone, but could seriously give him a run for his money! Thanks Billy, your awesome! Best of health Sir Bill!
@brianm.armstrong70. George Carlin was very good, but Billy is better. What's most impressive is that Billy doesn't have a script, whereas George Carlin was scripted to the eyeballs.
Completely accurate but the very best part was the drugs for the procedure, Wonderful ! I'd do the whole thing again just for that.
Yes, they were fun. You end up in the recovery room blissful and laughing while you fart out the air they pumped into you. I didn't want to know what the drugs were because they were so good.
The most amazing sensation. Out like a light in about 4 seconds. Feels like a long blink but it's a half hour or so later and you are in recovery in that weird blissful state. I literally have had dreams about that feeling.
Well, i can't wait for tomorrow! Sort of...
For those who have never had the experience, it really is quite extraordinary. You won't believe how much material is in your gut. And it ALL comes through - ready or not.
A handful of hazelnuts then 8 feet of slurry
I'm an Endoscopy nurse for 24 yrs now . I've heard everyone's stories. And I've also had three myself. But its so true. The preparation is possessed. Very dehydrating. You have to run with your but cheeks squeezed together. Maybe nail towels onto the back walls.
@jeanmansfield9230 Hi, I have my first one scheduled for Monday. Could you please let me know how long the actual procedure typically lasts ?
Do as Billy said, put toilet rolls in the fridge.
@@kevinmcguinness1113 40 to 60 minutes.
@@kevinmcguinness1113 Not more than 30 to 40 mins. All will be fine.
@@harrodsfan 4 weeks late, but thanks anyway. Took 65 minutes total.
Think about it..who could do this better than this man..anyone else would only appear crude with a capital C..🇨🇦
Tweeds to my knees. What a great turn of phrase.
For fucks sake don't watch this if you've got a dose of the runs. You'll laugh so hard you'll shit yourself. 🤣🤣
I've had a colonoscopy myself. His description of pre-colonoscopy colon-cleaning process is dead on accurate. The only thing that might clean out your innerds more thoroughly id Drano.
I did the prep, went thru hell and when it was time for the procedure the doctor was not satisfied that everything was "out" so I had to do the whole damn thing again two weeks later. 🤢
I was laughing I was screaming, Tears pouring out my eyes from the shaking and pressure of laughing so fecking hard! Almost slipped off the chair! Oh my! Catching my breath!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You were lucky tears weren't pouring out of your bottom.
Billy Colonoscopy, everyone. Just his voice makes me laugh. Got me shittin' for dayz! Lol💩
That was hilarious and sooooooo true…..I couldn’t stop laughing!
Every time I see this clip he has me chuckling. Mind you, my dad had to do one himself years ago and I saw his prep stuff I went “whoa what the heck is all that for?” He went silent after that and we never talk of it since🤣🤣
This was brilliant, especially if you've had a colonoscopy before like I have. Billy is exactly right, but I've never heard it put that way before. I couldn't stop laughing. God!!!! he's a brilliant comedian.
My dad showed me Billy when I was 8 years old I’ve been addicted to comedy ever since. This man has literally changed the course of my life I love him for it and I wish him the best quality of life he can have with his ailments in his 80’s
That I don't believe.
@@irbennett ?
“I’d hardly got the tweeds you my knees.”
Poetry
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Too funny
I haven't laughed this hard in years 😂
I'm having one tomorrow... Pricoprep and Colontely are doing there job. I didn't have that sensation that brings on a clenching, hobble to the toilet terror and feeling of impending doom because I'd seen this skit and new what I was in for.. Thanks for the heads up Mr Connolly.
Im so glad my friend sent this to me 😂🤣😂🤣
Nothing yet. Nothing yet. Oh damn!!!
Fun fact: he never prepared his shows. 50 years of comedy and it was all improvised. What a genius.
I can believe that. Half of that set were soundeffects that made the audience laugh uncontrollably for some goddamn reason.. I guess not every type of comedy is for everybody, so I'm glad other people enjoy it even if I don't.
I've seen him live and I didn't know that. Must really take some doing.
@@Treviscoe I've seen BC live many times, he never ceased to amaze me when I realised he was causing all that laughter without a script. In an interview he said he would have liked to have had a script, he just didn't know how to write one good enough for the stage.
I don’t think that’s true
@@SuperSeanobrien He gave many interviews stating that.
Omg! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love the actions you do Billy! Your the best 😂
I think it's time the world realises that sir Billy Connolly is the funniest man on the planet full fucking stop
Billy is very popular, he is my favourite comedian. But you have to accept the fact that not everybody likes him. Freedom of choice it's called. That's how it should be. People not liking him doesn't bother me, I know that I like him. That's all that matters.
I especially love the bit about the fridge, lol.
am sat on loo after first litre of laxative,thank God for Billy
I'm prepping for one myself right now oh my God is he accurate
I know a guy who had the strong stuff, he was advised drink plenty of fluids 10 minutes before and immediately after.
After that? A tiny wee sachet? Pfft that'll be right.
Well he took it and assumed a good 15-20 minute "gap", he was wrong, within 2 minutes he felt motions and another few minutes he felt waves and churning and assumed the worst and headed upstairs, he hadn't reached the toilet and as Billy described had barely sat down when a torrent was created and from then on he only ever took it with great care and forward planning.
He told me he would take it in the bathroom and just wait for it's effect as there was no time between "Oh I need to go" and "Oh no it's too late".
My friend had one, and the doctor told him to take the laxative pills while he was sitting on the toilet., to prevent any accidents.
2:36 One of the funniest sounds ever made. 🤣
Omg actually crying laughing! My ribs are hurting! My husband wanted to see what was making me laugh so much! Now he can’t move!! He even has his ass cheeks clenched! 😂😂😂
I am lodging a complaint with the High Court of Wales ! Laughed so hard, nearly shit m ' self. (You, Mr. Connolly)
Lol I took one of those liver cleansers a long time ago. Not knowing what it entailed… Pretty sure they mislabeled it because I think it was really a colon cleanser. It set my GI tract off for far longer than I was taking the cleanser. I quit that almost immediately. I remember thinking I’d be stuck on the toilet for the rest of my life. Luckily it finally went away after a few months. I’ll never “cleanse my liver” ever again. Sorry liver.
Perfect description
You have to be a certain age to fully get it!!! I fully get it!!!!
Very informative.
Oh holy sweet baby Jesus . Dear God in heaven . My husband who died two years ago this may please lord let him see this one he would so love it . Dear Billy I rolled off the couch and peed a little . Thank you so much .thank you .
This is hysterical!
No one ever could beat Billy. All natural.
Wait your doctor actually waited until 50 before he became interested behind you. I was mid 30s my first time. Now Im nearly 50 and its every time now. Dosent matter why i go, could be an eyeball hanging out but lets get that prostate a full on examination. Ive been a fan of Billy Connolly since I was about 13 or 14. Its a very rare talent to be such an accomplished teller of storys and to to hold such a captive audience attention for the entire show and over so many decades the whole time never losing that edge. Thats why he will always be the best stand up comic/peformer/singer song writer/actor/TV presenter and one of my childhood heroes. One of my favourite stories are the two gaurds at the kyber pass getting stoned. they are about to meet the Scottish regiments of the British army marching into India. Classic Connolly
My doctor commented on my "very tight sphincter". I told him it was my first time.
Just awesome legend
I'm supposed to schedule my first, and I am looking forward to it even LESS after watching this play by play.
So damn true! He makes it utterly hilarious when its definately not!!
I've watched this numerous times, and each time, my stomach hurts from laughing. Never gets old. 😂
If your stomach hurts each time, see a doctor.
I was in there for days... 😂
They made me drink some lemon-lime shite that nearly killed me. Never again!
Next time ask your doc if he can give you the DIY recipe which uses over-the-counter Miralax and Bisacodyl tablets. You mix it yourself and get to chose your favorite flavor of Gatorade to put it in. Marginally more tolerable and cheaper than the BigPharma(tm) product.
So true. Been there done that! Mine was powder mixed with water but exactly the same result. First thinking nothing happening, 10 minutes later I owned the bathroom for the rest of the night…
I have had two colonoscopies and everything he said is 100% true. It’s horrible.
As someone who has been there...my shit rolls allready in the fridge untill next time. I dont know what the rest of you feel, but I got BAD IBS aswell....so even tho the roll is on cooling for now, I'm tempted to prepare the fire hose aswell. (Fk using normal water at that time.....noooo....I rather get knocked out)