Game Theory: How To WIN A War (Assassin's Creed Odyssey)

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  • @TheFuschiaDragonfly
    @TheFuschiaDragonfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    Sparta wins because their army wears red and Athens wears blue.
    If you remember the episode about colors, you know.

    • @broseidon1658
      @broseidon1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Blue is a nerds colour.

    • @phillipthomas8157
      @phillipthomas8157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I like blue and I'm a nerd so your right!

    • @sakshamsingh2209
      @sakshamsingh2209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      More like Sparta wears nothing
      *looks at movie 300*

    • @petrimal
      @petrimal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SHUT UP!

    • @skeletalgamer1013
      @skeletalgamer1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why do ppl hate athenians when they invented democracy lol

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    How to win a war:
    Step 1: Ask Ezio
    Step 2: Make him target the entire army

    • @medstudent468
      @medstudent468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I would ask altiar for help

    • @hebyyattack
      @hebyyattack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Luke McNamara yeppp

    • @hebyyattack
      @hebyyattack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Creedy boiz

    • @theotherkimmy6232
      @theotherkimmy6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ask all of the asassins and then make them target the entire army.

    • @joyjuneja7091
      @joyjuneja7091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Simply give them assasian contract

  • @Sumguyinavan_
    @Sumguyinavan_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    And once we actually got the game, learned the mechanics, and played through the story at least once, we realized that the real option was to side with no one, work for both, and just be a war profiteer selling your services to the highest bidder at the time (meaning you got 2 pieces of trash gear instead of 1)

    • @Frostyman452
      @Frostyman452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      At least you can sell that trash, or dismantle it whatever floats your figurative boat.

    • @suspicious241
      @suspicious241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Frostyman452 or actual boat if you use those resources to upgrade the adrestia

    • @Frostyman452
      @Frostyman452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cole McMullin That too.

    • @BigM1020
      @BigM1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just go for the spartans in all battles. Because yeah, you're a misthios of course you aren't gonna enlist into a side, you choose who you fight for each battle. But I like to see as going for sparta all the time as perfering them more instead of athens.

    • @nutellamonsta5602
      @nutellamonsta5602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BigM1020 Well to kill all cultists you gotta fight for Athens too

  • @decommissionedunitnanotech2265
    @decommissionedunitnanotech2265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "This baby's flailing arms will do a fine job of holding a shield some day"
    *Drops the shield to the baby*

  • @tylergil7322
    @tylergil7322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2614

    Ubisoft watching this video knowing damn well the games not that deep
    *Im in danger*

  • @neonsedits1697
    @neonsedits1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    In oddysey you fight for whoever give you more gear

    • @horussax3397
      @horussax3397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      at least the better gear

    • @yourbabushka3750
      @yourbabushka3750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly

    • @yourbabushka3750
      @yourbabushka3750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The spartan war hero set is WAY cooler than the athenian one

    • @ZeldaLord1
      @ZeldaLord1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dont i dont need epic gear

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just chose who will be easier because my gear is always better then theirs

  • @atrexwithglasses2505
    @atrexwithglasses2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One of my favorite Spartan comebacks is during the three-day Battle of Thermopylae. King Xerxes sent a message to the Greek infantry ((headed by Leonidas)) that basically said, "Our archers will fire so many arrows that we will block out the sun." The second in command of the Greek army, a Spartan warrior himself, replied, "Then we will have our battle in the shade."

    • @ked49
      @ked49 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My favorite is “if”

  • @strawberrygamer3330
    @strawberrygamer3330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    How to win a war: “If”

    • @liker-qd4fz
      @liker-qd4fz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *USSR Anthem If remix starts playing*

  • @lizardandwizard6783
    @lizardandwizard6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4233

    It’s like he knows that I have an oral history exam about Ancient Greece

    • @lol29391
      @lol29391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wow

    • @nirocnat9645
      @nirocnat9645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same

    • @LZbuilder
      @LZbuilder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thus is an ad th-cam.com/channels/SCf5Z4EfcKEebsVVMqCdKw.html

    • @timushpetru1112
      @timushpetru1112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Good luck then in the exam,I got helped on a test too

    • @russianpotatogoat3224
      @russianpotatogoat3224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want a mod where you can't die (you're chuck norris)

  • @Anna-hb1fu
    @Anna-hb1fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3162

    Just because you’re a dad now doesn’t mean you can only tell dad jokes, Mat

    • @victorious4701
      @victorious4701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      He always has and he always will. That's his way. It may be annoying as hell sometimes, but at least it's original.

    • @Eva-kl3fy
      @Eva-kl3fy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      He's been training hard on telling shitty jokes for years, let him have his moment of dad glory

    • @reiniermels9288
      @reiniermels9288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wait he is a dad???

    • @sleepingistooamazingtoogiv8288
      @sleepingistooamazingtoogiv8288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@reiniermels9288 yeup! And he shares pictures of his baby in his instagram. The baby's adorable!!!!

    • @Robin-dr5zp
      @Robin-dr5zp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@reiniermels9288 yes he is.

  • @midievalcat7770
    @midievalcat7770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    You can’t mention the Peloponnesian war without mentioning Alcibiades

  • @socketzrapz5039
    @socketzrapz5039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Aren't you forced to be Spartan it literally says on the back "become a legendary Spartan hero"

    • @writer5790
      @writer5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The game wants you to be Spartan but you can side with Athens anyway if you want.

    • @thecoolerbee9183
      @thecoolerbee9183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're still biologically spartan. You can choose Athens and still be a Spartan hero.

    • @sigma2653
      @sigma2653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      On the official wiki page it says Kassandra sided with Athens but technically you can side with both.

    • @TierRune
      @TierRune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Eagle Bearer is a Spartan citizen by birth and, depending on your choices, can reclaim their citizenship during the main story.

  • @aseemurrehmanqureshi4202
    @aseemurrehmanqureshi4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    To be honest with the old Assassins Creed Combat Mechanics you could literally take out an entire army.

    • @fatdoraemon2069
      @fatdoraemon2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Block and counter

    • @fatdoraemon2069
      @fatdoraemon2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Kenneth John Valencia combo moves are way too op

    • @fatdoraemon2069
      @fatdoraemon2069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-ft3jq5vi2l are you 10?

    • @raunakpurwar4333
      @raunakpurwar4333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "historical accuracy"

    • @IIiiiLiiOiiIii
      @IIiiiLiiOiiIii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just wait and press RT + X (R2 + 🔳)

  • @hb-mek
    @hb-mek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    I dont side with anyone, whenever theres a battle i just always go on the attacking side so i get more loot.

    • @devilhowl7455
      @devilhowl7455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Spoken like a true Misthios.

    • @oceanman9629
      @oceanman9629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I always side with Sparta, they're cooler imo

    • @Mosfet0987
      @Mosfet0987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You are not a true spartan, you should be thrown off a cliff for this!!! 😂😂😂 jk

    • @shirosocool2938
      @shirosocool2938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bamby Gamer he did like alexios

    • @lephantomchickn3676
      @lephantomchickn3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most."
      -Dwight Schrute

  • @KibaOkami38
    @KibaOkami38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Doubt you'll read this, ya know, 2 years after the theory but i have to say THANK YOU. This theory single-handedly got my back into the AC games. I got bored of them and the rinse and repeat gameplay, despite kinda being interested in the story. This theory showed me what Odyssey was like and so I tried it out and it's so far my favorite AC game of all time, I also played origins, but Odyssey improved on even that so it was great. I have high hopes for Valhalla now too, I hope they keep up this new streak of improvement.

    • @kingzach74
      @kingzach74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In my opinion, Odyssey was/is far better than Valhalla. Raids in Valhalla are kind of cool, but honestly ultimately very one-sided compared to the tons of choices in Odyssey. Maybe later on in the game, you get more choice, but for the bit, I played, I got pretty bored. Rarely the cool new shield blocking mechanics/parry was ever used outside of the first time you're shown it, and that disappointed me to the point that after a little while, I went back to Odyssey.

    • @KibaOkami38
      @KibaOkami38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kingzach74 honestly, same, Valhalla's setting is fun, but Odyssey was better over all. My least favorite part is that they brought back Paper chasing from Black Flag, the parkour system is still not made for that. Till you can maintain a proper line and not randomly jump other directions when parkouring, don't make it a major part of the game XD

    • @jjoe1316
      @jjoe1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Valhalla is fun and all but tbh it sucked compared to odyssey For Multiple Reasons
      1. It was so fun that it made me play twice and Fun fact I dont play twice so yeah
      2. The Story was actually interesting whereas Valhalla I kinda expected what would happened
      3. You had 1 thing to do after you beat the game but with odyssey increased it by a lot The new DLC made it so much better that it was So fun
      4. in Valhalla Skills are kinda weak its just required for certain builds but for odyssey it was Down right Amazing And together with builds it made things a lot more fun
      If you guys think I made a mistake leave a reply to this comment.

    • @A_328FL
      @A_328FL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What he says in this video isn't even used in odyssey though...

    • @sloppyjoe9070
      @sloppyjoe9070 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Favorite ac game” 😟

  • @mlgcreepsplosion7772
    @mlgcreepsplosion7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Want to front punt a lion? Then be my guest!” *Falcon kicks lion in face*

  • @icaruspunk
    @icaruspunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    You aren't punished for stealing. You're punished for getting caught. Just a theory, what if Sparta was just as dishonorable as Athens, they just didn't get caught? Hmmmm...

    • @rickrock9136
      @rickrock9136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a theory right there

    • @brycep49
      @brycep49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Pettingale wow it's almost like we watched the same video

    • @heat_of_the_cold
      @heat_of_the_cold 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm what if they maybe sorta only won cause they had help of some certain.... Persians?

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heat_of_the_cold What if they literally had hundreds of thousands of slaves tucked away somewhere? HMMMMMM.....

  • @dasmurfy2707
    @dasmurfy2707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Loki: I have an army
    Tony: we have a hulk
    Obi Wan: I have the high
    ground
    Mat: well, we have Ezio

    • @realdeal8930
      @realdeal8930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Jack Sparrow: I have a jar of dirt

    • @lego007guym8
      @lego007guym8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Preston Garvey: We've got settlements!

    • @jotarokujo3623
      @jotarokujo3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yami :well I have exodia the forbidden one

    • @assassinmaster3419
      @assassinmaster3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Batman: I have a tank

    • @n-s-a7113
      @n-s-a7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hotel: we I have a trivago

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    While Sparta did reply “if” to king Phillip it’s worth noting they were a completely irrelevant backwater by that point.
    Their entire militaristic society was about being armed enough to stop a slave revolt, but by that point they were arming their slaves.
    Sparta, while cool, is severely over hyped.

    • @destroyer5689
      @destroyer5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Na They was scared no matter what they said

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ken Sloan most historians think Phillip just kept Sparta around to use as a possible boogie man.

    • @destroyer5689
      @destroyer5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Merc at Arms FEAR IS STRONGER THAN ANY BLADE

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jessie_Helms For more information, check out Invicta's video on the Spartan Myth.

  • @sabadodomingo1293
    @sabadodomingo1293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Also the Spartans were prohibited from participating in the Pankration portion of the Olympics because it was actually a part of their daily life and were so skilled

  • @pvt.waffle3399
    @pvt.waffle3399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    "There's only so far back you can go" (some years later)
    We're playing an Assassins Creed game as a cell

    • @tobyn1284
      @tobyn1284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Assassins creed: Mitochondria

    • @juliak.8775
      @juliak.8775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Spore?

    • @AndyTiger0926
      @AndyTiger0926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Osmosis Jones

    • @martinxy1291
      @martinxy1291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I imagen at some point will play as adam or eve against the human forerunners

    • @aquadraco20
      @aquadraco20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s spore.

  • @afterlightiridescence6672
    @afterlightiridescence6672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    Athens : "If I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people and raze your city."
    Sparta : "IF"
    Behold, one of the world's earliest BURNs

    • @sophiejones7727
      @sophiejones7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      They were already famous for that. The Greeks called it by the name "Laconism", after the Spartan name for their land: Laconia.
      Xerxes: lay down your weapons and I will be merciful.
      Leonidas: come and get them.
      Famous because it made it into the first history book ever written, Herodotus' Histories. Also, the person who sent that message was Philip II of Macedon, and it was a century after the Peloponnesian War.

    • @ManiKind
      @ManiKind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Phillip the father Alexander the Great is not Athenian he is Macedonian

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol you mean athens conqueror Phillip 2 of Macedonia. To add to this Alexander didnt mess with the Spartans either lol.

    • @majora8253
      @majora8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In 2014 they wouldve said #yoloswag

    • @Baltazar793
      @Baltazar793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that's how real fire was first made

  • @omegagilgamesh
    @omegagilgamesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The "babies off the cliff" claim is just a myth, Sparta didn't actually do that.

    • @OTBlockEntertainment
      @OTBlockEntertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @OTBlockEntertainment
      @OTBlockEntertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They just put the baby down and leave it to die to sickness or someone

    • @felixthyfirst4196
      @felixthyfirst4196 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@giannistragakis6742 king Ottakar II conquered all of the World even America i'm from Bohemia, so i know

  • @KptnF3NR15
    @KptnF3NR15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how this is basically history class (which I always hated) but really triggers a desire to learn about it. Gotta love it

  • @Katsunai
    @Katsunai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Thrown off a cliff because of the profecy forecasting that the child will be the doom of Sparta.
    Years later, Sparta destroyed by the same child who was thrown off a cliff.
    Irony in its finest.

    • @Percy0412
      @Percy0412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That's pretty much how all the stories of prophecies back then go. Someone receives information that an action will cause their downfall, and in attempting to prevent it are the sole reason for the motivation of said action.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Either that or they completely misinterpret what the prophecy said. Like that one king who asked the oracle if he should fight a specific war. And it said: "This war will the downfall of a great empire.". So he fought it. Unfortunately the empire that fell was his own.

    • @vassilisdafermos4047
      @vassilisdafermos4047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@armedwombat6816 King Kyros ( pronounced Ki-ros) was the king of the Ionians who were Greeks who emigrated in Minor Asia. When the Persians attacked he asked Pythia who is the oracle of Apollo to tell him the outcome of the battle she answered that this war would the downfall of an empire so he thought that he would. But he lost and was almost burned in the Pyre if it wasn't for the Persian emperor who was touched by the self sacrifice of Kyros who accepted to die as long as his people were spared. That's the start of the Persian War
      P. S I'm Greek that's how I know all the details

    • @AtriasNaradan
      @AtriasNaradan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vassilis Dafermos and that’s how oracles on ancient world outsmarts and scammed people into believing that they can actually forecast the future...while the truth is, no matter which side win in that war between empires, an empire will likely end up falling from glory.

    • @baka1fred642
      @baka1fred642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so his game have the same plot as tekken 1

  • @darknessblades
    @darknessblades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    matpat what about option 3: when choosing a side:
    dont choose a side, and murder both sides making you the sole survivor of the war.

    • @MoonLight-zj8iu
      @MoonLight-zj8iu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      We will rise from the ashes of our enemies, and build a new civilization!

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lantern 501 If you killed everyone else you can't build a new civilization

    • @MoonLight-zj8iu
      @MoonLight-zj8iu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@klake5375 I'm a civilization of 1. :p

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lantern 501 heh

    • @c00kieuser73
      @c00kieuser73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No, go on both sides and spread the secrets of both sides with each other. Then when the war goes on you can then kill everyone there is. And the war would look way more messy. That is how you win.

  • @smittannl
    @smittannl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Quick note: Sparta was a slave society that relied on slaves to take care of everything excluding the army, there slaves were often slaughtered under any suspicion of rebellion. I'm not sure if it's so honorable to throw away all the children whom may of become a great warrior just because they were a little bit weak as a child. Plus Sparta was not conquered by Alexander because Sparta was weak and in constant decline by the time Alexander was in power, he could have conquered it if he really wanted to, but it was way more insulting to the Spartans. Plus Sparta's reluctance to adopt bows and other modern invention's, is a weakness.

  • @boystank4202
    @boystank4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I'm relatively young (11) and I just randomly felt like researching about Greece and its myths.
    Anyways Greece is really cool. I admire their techniques.

    • @JTheVisionaryVA
      @JTheVisionaryVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Check out a channel called Overly Sarcastic Productions. They’ve got a lot of really cool Greek stuff.

    • @boystank4202
      @boystank4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jalen Rodriguez yeah I should’ve been more specific, I started researching about it 5 years ago. I’m now starting Egypt.

    • @nightjay4033
      @nightjay4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I also admire how they essentially threw unwanted children out to die of exposure.

    • @ethanlarratt4606
      @ethanlarratt4606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BoyStank you should try reading Herodotus’s histories he goes through a lot of Greek history and customs as well as Persian and Egyptian ones as well

    • @wysp272
      @wysp272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BoyStank so you’re saying that you chose to start researching about Greece and it’s myths when you were 6

  • @stanislavosk
    @stanislavosk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    “Assassin’s Creed Caveman Ages”
    Low LVL Weapon: Fists.
    High LVL Weapon: Rock

    • @emptyother
      @emptyother 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Caveman smashes rocks together accidentally creates the world's first hidden blade.

    • @boltp6668
      @boltp6668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DLC:Rock on stick

    • @janepretorius9611
      @janepretorius9611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Godlike LVL: pointy rock on sitck

    • @ethannankivell5009
      @ethannankivell5009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hidden rock on stick, he pulled it out behind his back

    • @theinfamousbigslurp618
      @theinfamousbigslurp618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Discovers map by pissing on trees

  • @ethanyuki2654
    @ethanyuki2654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Opens Google
    "Who won the Peloponesian War"
    AND THATS JUST A THEORY

    • @delete9950
      @delete9950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RandomPersonGuy_ A game theory

    • @randomcyborgninjadude2286
      @randomcyborgninjadude2286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Biswas thanks for watching

    • @juansalcido2037
      @juansalcido2037 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      but is a GAME THEORY?

    • @HO1ySh33t
      @HO1ySh33t 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      first result, "Persia"
      second result, "Macedon"
      It's the sort of war that both sides lost the moment it started.

    • @rykertomanek8186
      @rykertomanek8186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HO1ySh33t So any war started in a TH-cam comment section?

  • @laaarsu
    @laaarsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I don't really see how a game that has the player explore memories, could employ choices and in turn, change the plot. If so, then the Animus was just a time travel device all along.

    • @dacoop0642
      @dacoop0642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      has nothing to due with that

    • @thatblast
      @thatblast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something to do with the memory stream being corrupted

    • @alyseleem2692
      @alyseleem2692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, if the canon is to be believed,somehow, Layla's Animus is an exception as technically, she's not using her own DNA. Her connection to these memories is artificial, therefore allowing her to explore what if scenarios of history, which is somehow important in once again preventing a second Great Catastrophe which seems to depend on causality itself despite Desmond's sacrifice.
      It's weird. It's so goddamn weird.

  • @adrian29811
    @adrian29811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i thought he was gonna teach us how to wage and win a war

  • @epicfortnitenews7183
    @epicfortnitenews7183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Sparta was a army with a state, not a state with an army

    • @unneccry2222
      @unneccry2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sparta was A army?

    • @Crawedfish
      @Crawedfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Kinda like prussia

    • @arrowhdar1574
      @arrowhdar1574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EPIC FORTNITE NEWS friend me on fortnite BadccX492Bruh

    • @SwimSwayer
      @SwimSwayer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@arrowhdar1574 nobody cares about fortnite here

    • @ollyoboomer7671
      @ollyoboomer7671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait, that's Prussia

  • @sorbee4288
    @sorbee4288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "Spartans are more honorable!"....
    *THROWS TODDLER OFF A CLIF FOR NOT HAVING A FIT BODY*

    • @LV_DD
      @LV_DD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Every greek city state did that. Sparta just more so. If you wanna get on the sexist side, Athens mostly threw baby girls off cliffs because families wanted boys. Sparta kept their woman.

    • @saucydoodles9604
      @saucydoodles9604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I only survived infancy because of my rockin' six pack. AS IT SHOULD BE.

    • @kaata-strophickatt1977
      @kaata-strophickatt1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SOMEONE SCREAM YEET!

    • @alexl1178
      @alexl1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do admire their honor.

    • @ccvelcro4514
      @ccvelcro4514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kaata-strophickatt1977 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

  • @dogmilk7609
    @dogmilk7609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I’m Greek and I love this game! I was also born and raised in Athens and I still live here. And for that reason I went with Athens in the game cause I’m actually Athenian irl.

    • @Kazasia-_-
      @Kazasia-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As if I couldn’t tell lel

    • @liker-qd4fz
      @liker-qd4fz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ,,I went with the athens"
      *Man , i know im the devil , but CHILL*
      EDIT 2023 : what the hell is this, when and why did I write this???

    • @RealForensicTV
      @RealForensicTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i respect that

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liker-qd4fz Sparta is debatably worse. With their mass slavery and oligarchy and all.

  • @onurmustafa3513
    @onurmustafa3513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:56 I once was an adventurer like you...Then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @sebastiansebastian7377
    @sebastiansebastian7377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    The thing I like about about game theory and film theory, is that it's not like other educational game channels. Matt Pat talks to you as if you are having a conversation with him. combined with some jokes it just makes this even more enjoyable (also the editing is very good for the amount of time they put in)

    • @error404usernamecannotbefo8
      @error404usernamecannotbefo8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebastian Sebastian 👏😪

    • @sebastiansebastian7377
      @sebastiansebastian7377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow thank you game theory for hearting my comment this is just how i felt during this video

    • @apgmk1970
      @apgmk1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sebastian Sebastian Enjoyable? Hell yes!
      Educational? You must be joking... :D

    • @itzmango3070
      @itzmango3070 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well said

    • @sebastiansebastian7377
      @sebastiansebastian7377 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Pic Guy that's why there funny

  • @bhuv_
    @bhuv_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    This
    Is
    Smarta

    • @thomasduong5120
      @thomasduong5120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This...
      Is.......
      CRINGY!!!!

    • @Manciej
      @Manciej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Smarta sounds like a very smart Martha.

    • @JacobTorres
      @JacobTorres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally!

    • @Selkvile
      @Selkvile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This
      is
      America

    • @tuxedosteve1904
      @tuxedosteve1904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME !

  • @jamesdent6534
    @jamesdent6534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THIS IS GAME THEORY.....

  • @sugar-high_kitsune
    @sugar-high_kitsune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:00 - For me, that fourth reason is that I spent most of my senior years in high school (here we call years 11 & 12, or sophomore and senior, our senior years) studying ancient Greece; specifically Sparta, Grecian wars and political figures. Literally adore Sparta after spending all that time reading about them and building them up onto the pedestal they now rule upon in my mind. Anyway, back to the video. *Scrolls back up to finish the video.*

  • @SorowFame
    @SorowFame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    I think there's a reason no assassins creed game has had multiple endings before, it doesn't make any sense with the animus setup. If the animus makes you experience your ancestors memories, or a least a playable interpretation of them, then there isn't a way for the multiple endings to make sense.

    • @kylecaetana2124
      @kylecaetana2124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Sorow Fame THANK YOU, I have been telling people that, but they just call me ignorant..

    • @kylecaetana2124
      @kylecaetana2124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well.. trust me you are sorta right.. they do both actually exist.. but Ubisoft already put out a novel showing that Cassandra is the Cannon character, and the novels covers the actual choices she made.. so to me.. for a game series that is heavily based on fact historical event aligned with the timeline of their characters.. this new game breaks cannon.. and create a paradox.. and that's a big OOF.. fun game.. sad it's not what is actually happening.. because all of the Greek story is not cannon..

    • @cyrusmerrigold3278
      @cyrusmerrigold3278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, it is ancient history. Remember the assassins creed was never founded until after the fall of Caesar and Cleapatra. I’ve studied Ancient history for a time and most evidence that we can get from such an era is either filled with more questions than answers or, unfortunately, irrelevant, regardless of where it came from. For example the legend of ‘300’ was written 2 generations AFTER Xerxes assault on Leonidosies forces and the sacking of Athens. Bias and certain elements of ‘evidence’ are a factor in history that can never point out into 1 ending/ answer.
      Even if it sound like I support the whole ‘multiple ending’ thing for the game, I just needed to put this out there.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peter Liszka while I concede that historically either could have happened I'm more bringing up an issue of the in-game lore. The point is that you are going through your ancestors memories, how could the same person experience to different outcomes to the same event?

    • @seanblack1320
      @seanblack1320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You dont even realize how much it doesnt make sense. After finishing the game, Spoilers,
      You encounter the character you played as, even though according to the logic set up by the story and the confirmed canon of the franchise, this should be kassandra regardless of who you chose. But no, alexios is apparently there if you choose him. This was very poorly thought out in everyway imaginable and its the only game in the franchise i refuse to pick up.

  • @infiniteideassquared9102
    @infiniteideassquared9102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Both boys and girls of Sparta were taught to fight because it was thought that Sparta was greater that its people, and if they were invaded, everyone would have to fight.
    Also, women who died during childbirth were buring honorable alomgside men who'd perished in battle- showing the battle of childbirth was equal to physical weaponry-fought war.

    • @keokawasaki7833
      @keokawasaki7833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that is sweet!

    • @bracey191
      @bracey191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      InfiniteIdeas squared what about the children who didn’t seen fit enough to fight in a war?

    • @Controcetica
      @Controcetica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Women also had a lot of responsibility in Sparta. When the men were away at the war the women ran the country and kept the masses of slaves in line. Furthermore when a man died his wife inherited his property. There were a lot of very wealthy women in Sparta. The Athenians looked down on Sparta because of this.

    • @danielantony1882
      @danielantony1882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bracey191 They grew up and had a happy family.

    • @kasperdedeyne5293
      @kasperdedeyne5293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danielantony1882 yea on the bottom of a cliff

  • @captainyolo151
    @captainyolo151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a simple man:
    I see assassins creed... I click

  • @thesalad943
    @thesalad943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “You either side with Athena, or Sparta, your family”
    Me who just kills everyone for the luls:

  • @lukeblackman6508
    @lukeblackman6508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Matpat, you get a like for the rainbow 6 siege reference. Keep up the good work lol

    • @Skizzi765
      @Skizzi765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here, except I like matpat vids just us its matpat and all his content is good, but the R6S reference was good, also my fav matpat vid is his R6S in real life vid.

    • @johnjustjohn5866
      @johnjustjohn5866 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @d62272 11:26

    • @gilessaint-loup2426
      @gilessaint-loup2426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This video was created with help from Ubisoft, if there was not an references to other Ubi titles there would be something wrong.

  • @malachimane2131
    @malachimane2131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Next assassins creed is about dinosaurs clawing at each other

    • @nargeta2
      @nargeta2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If I can play an assassin raptor I might give assassins creed a second chance

    • @lahkooky504westside3
      @lahkooky504westside3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ubisoft= the comet

    • @Tkz95
      @Tkz95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Far cry primal

    • @kingv-raptor840
      @kingv-raptor840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't wait

    • @knightmarespawn2690
      @knightmarespawn2690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Assassin’s Creed:Age of Extinction

  • @8-bitlogan895
    @8-bitlogan895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is my 2nd favorite Assassin's Creed game next to Assassin's Creed Origins! I always love learning some information from you MatPat about history!

  • @devoidchain5846
    @devoidchain5846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whenever I kick something ingame I yell "THIS IS SPARTA"

  • @thememeguy6340
    @thememeguy6340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    10/10 hanzo main joke

    • @hougen8695
      @hougen8695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol this made my day

    • @lloydiepodie2096
      @lloydiepodie2096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved it

    • @DABOSSPLAYZ
      @DABOSSPLAYZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheMemeGuy im a genji main tho

    • @krypt2224
      @krypt2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roadhog...

    • @lulumce6281
      @lulumce6281 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DA BOSS PLAYZ I’m not healing you

  • @TheHomicidalTendency
    @TheHomicidalTendency 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Assassin's Creed Neanderthal, where you play as a Neanderthal fighting against the aggressive humans as one of the last tribes of your kind. You fall in love with one of the humans and create the first assassin.

    • @sameerchoudhary3131
      @sameerchoudhary3131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      TheHomicidalTendency LoL I would buy that

    • @victorguimerajimenez8212
      @victorguimerajimenez8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would by that too, that sounds cool

    • @alexrowe7063
      @alexrowe7063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sounds like a far cry primal rip off tbh

    • @LuisMorales-lc7en
      @LuisMorales-lc7en 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If what your implying means we get to see the first assassin ever then yea im down to play that

    • @aneshk2337
      @aneshk2337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They already did something like that,far cry primal.

  • @thetruth2258
    @thetruth2258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    How to win a war??
    Easy
    Just ask Ezio Auditore and he will do the rest

  • @severablegibbon
    @severablegibbon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The worst pains you can endure is
    1.hangnails
    2.stepping on legos
    3.losing a pet
    4.falling into lava with your best diamond gear in Minecraft
    5.life

    • @harmankang6468
      @harmankang6468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bob Allen your life maybe

    • @severablegibbon
      @severablegibbon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Harman Kang this may be weird but I am certain I never wrote this

    • @coyraig8332
      @coyraig8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@severablegibbon Did you get drunk 4 months ago?
      If yes --> you were probably drunk
      If no --> you should probably check for hackers/viruses

    • @severablegibbon
      @severablegibbon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coy Raig Im 13...
      Edit: now I kinda remember typing this

  • @NeptunesOrca
    @NeptunesOrca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    MatPat, just because you have an elite fighting force of almost superhuman warriors does not mean that any mercenaries will be gainfully employed by you. History also tells us that Sparta was exceedingly wary of engaging in wars, and was actually a diplomatic powerhouse. Why? Slaves.
    Sparta had *a lot* of slaves, and were extremely worried that these slaves would revolt if their fighting force was ever preoccupied with battle anywhere outside of easy access to Sparta itself.
    I believe Extra Credits did a series on Thermopylae, where they talk about this.

    • @Oldkingcole1125
      @Oldkingcole1125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NeptunesOrcaII great comment! Donald Kagan wrote a great book on the Peloponnesian War and his Yale lectures are on TH-cam. I recommend them to any who want to learn more

    • @gbornem8634
      @gbornem8634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, the Spartans threated the Helots horribly. The Spartans considered themselves foreign invaders for a very long time, which gave them an excuse to suppress the Helots. Although this is a major point of social inequality, the Spartans did threat their women better in comparison to the Atheneans. Women were allowed to practice sports, go outside whenever they want and some of them were incredibly rich, making them quite important in society, as opposed to the Athenean women who weren't even allowed to go outside without a man (pretty sure it wasn't a rule, it was more likely just in their culture).
      I'm sorry if my English is perhaps a bit broken, it's not my main language, but I love to talk about this. I just started studying history and I have to say it's even better than expected.

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul ปีที่แล้ว

      "So the Spartans allied with Persians to preserve their crush Athenian democracy, in the name of FREEDOM of course."

  • @nefelianonymous483
    @nefelianonymous483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    As a Greek citizen i have to say that there were a lot of historical errors but because people in the comments have spotted them too i wont write them again. Also i am really happy to see that so many people know about the history of ancient Greece (sometimes even better than Greeks themselves...)!! Soo, greetings from Greece to all of you guys!!😄❤

    • @Santiago-sh4vc
      @Santiago-sh4vc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nefeli anonymous i love greek history and greek gods, i think of them so cool and interesting!

    • @nefelianonymous483
      @nefelianonymous483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Santiago-sh4vc its really nice to hear that!!

    • @cloudy3233
      @cloudy3233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Όντως, ούτε εγώ δεν το περίμενα.

    • @tyleranderson1954
      @tyleranderson1954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello from the US

    • @barkobarko3176
      @barkobarko3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And they murdered our language and overused the malaka

  • @KaranSingh-ni5hf
    @KaranSingh-ni5hf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:45 Alexander the great did not try to conquer Sparta because he wasn't even born at that time, he was born 100 years after the war.

  • @microsoftexcelspreadsheet
    @microsoftexcelspreadsheet ปีที่แล้ว

    I love listening to you talking about the most random stuff while I do my homework. I usually haven't even played the game or watched the movie you're talking about. Makes my day just a little bit better.

  • @nataliemuday9103
    @nataliemuday9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    4:11 actually the Spartans gave rights to the woman there, unlike in Athens.

    • @christianconrad3765
      @christianconrad3765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No one cares

    • @KIJIKLIPS
      @KIJIKLIPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@christianconrad3765 yeah they do

    • @MohammedFeet
      @MohammedFeet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@christianconrad3765 if you didnt care why did you take your time to say that?

    • @cursedteacup1431
      @cursedteacup1431 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brightstar429 *there

    • @animeshdas2559
      @animeshdas2559 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brightstar429 it was the way around

  • @Apputhegreat12
    @Apputhegreat12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "what should we do with the funds boss?"
    "Not upgrade servers..
    Oh and also sponsor matpat"

    • @AlJey007
      @AlJey007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sponsoring matpat is not such a bad idea. This guy can make anything interesting.

  • @ctastrophe
    @ctastrophe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turok: Dinosaur Assassin

  • @lazadaisical8637
    @lazadaisical8637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Turns out it doesnt matter what side you choose because you dont get to choose a side lmfao The game was still pretty good though.

  • @cimbrius5583
    @cimbrius5583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:43
    THE PELOPONNESIAN WAR
    Shows a mosaic of Alexander the Great fighting Darius III

    • @ww2fanatic123
      @ww2fanatic123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad to see I wasn't the only one to notice.

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    The Spartans got the ladies because they gave them actual human rights and let them own property, not just because their awesome pecs (although I imagine that was also a factor)

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats true, women in Sparta had way more rights and had their own part of the government, the system they had was man marries woman, man dies gives woman all his money, money is split between children no matter gender, and thus woman built up a fortune.

    • @Goldenman89327
      @Goldenman89327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hatefulhierarchy they had more rights but it still wasnt good living for anyone there. Sparta kind of sucked to live in for multiple reasons

    • @Firemalleoandjelly
      @Firemalleoandjelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look the time of the greeks everything kinda sucked in europe let's be honest.

    • @tiggerbane4325
      @tiggerbane4325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correction everything kinda sucked everywhere.

    • @Firemalleoandjelly
      @Firemalleoandjelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sucked in Europe more, let's just say this historically Europe earned the suckage world record, while herbal medicine that worked was invented in Asia, Europeans preffered the cut off the leg method.

  • @danielknapp159
    @danielknapp159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well, so much for going against the way it is supposed to be. I did not know the history and picked to go with sparta because their flag looks like the assassin's creed symbol, and also i liked 300. Though i am not sure if there is a "can't turn back now" moment in the main quest, since i have been actively avoiding it since i got my ship. I have just been destabalizing and helping sparta conquer athen regions as i explore.

  • @dopefish2245
    @dopefish2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that this game tried the RPG elements. Im replaying the game because of quarantine and it still feels like Assassins Creed even with the different elements

  • @mayakern
    @mayakern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    if you really want to talk about spartans "getting the girl," a good reason would be that in most greek cultures women were seen as sub-human and, comparatively, spartan women had the most rights and were actually granted full citizenship after turning 18, unlike in other greek cultures. they were expected to be educated and be physically fit and able to fight. spartan women were also the only women allowed to drink wine so, you know. that helps too.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why does everyone keeping bringing up the treatment of Spartan woman as a positive? Sure Spartan women had it easy compared to a lot of cultures at the time. But women who were considered Spartan made up a tiny fraction of the female population of Sparta . And if you lived in Sparta and weren't born of that rarefied crowd, guess what your lot in life was actually worse than pretty much anywhere else.

    • @brycep49
      @brycep49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      y'all acting like women deserve rights? 😎😤😂

    • @brock6856
      @brock6856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most likely if you lived in sparta you'd be a slave

    • @heat_of_the_cold
      @heat_of_the_cold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The only reason this is true is because the women had to run the estates. The actual treatment of women was very bad as well. Do you know how Spartans got married? Well the man had to kidnap the women and get her to his house and she was his. Does this sound good to you?

    • @taxiarchiskalyvas8198
      @taxiarchiskalyvas8198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When in other cultures was just a toy

  • @jacobobal1105
    @jacobobal1105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    It’s the Ancient Greek version of bloods vs. crips

  • @quibbles3234
    @quibbles3234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I picked Athens because they were blue, that’s it

  • @klidouxos
    @klidouxos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ι was reading a book about the battle of sphaktiria for a month... and you just spoiled the end in a few seconds.... never thought that history could be spoiled. Wow thanks XD

  • @RoverStorm
    @RoverStorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Uh...Athen's is more like the rich brat that thinks he's hot stuff and shoves their nose in EVERYONE's business, while Sparta is like his older brother who only bullies the 6 people who sit nearby him and wishes for his brother to NOT cause problems.
    Also, expansion was the LAST thing on Sparta's mind. They had a caste of slaves called "Helots" (supposedly killing one was required to be a full Spartan), and they were CONSTANTLY scared these helots would revolt, so at some point they stopped effectively all forms of expansion.
    Except their colonies. But that was back when people actually DIDN'T live in most places.

    • @i_is_lawnmower8192
      @i_is_lawnmower8192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Congratulations ! You did your history homework! Now all we need is the other thousand people...

    • @lucybunnyiscool
      @lucybunnyiscool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just talking about this I'm my ancient western civilization class

    • @andrewmathewson341
      @andrewmathewson341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As someone who covered this time period in my Ancient History class, I 100% agree. Athens just got too confident and the general citizens went a bit crazy with the whole 'Radical Democracy' thing and made some very dumb decisions that screwed them over.

    • @alexcardosa8079
      @alexcardosa8079 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lets not forget all the child killing which is what the main character basically goes thru. Not feeling the love but the game looks like fun.

    • @Dylan-qs3ev
      @Dylan-qs3ev 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But he thicc

  • @ereztal-ron9048
    @ereztal-ron9048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Plus they rejected you when you were a boy and then you return who knows how many years later and become like the best soldier in their ranks , that's badass

    • @zadok23
      @zadok23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *or a girl....not wholly historically accurate but I still like the idea

    • @canadianwifi2903
      @canadianwifi2903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What even more badass is to come back and decimate their whole army

    • @ereztal-ron9048
      @ereztal-ron9048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@canadianwifi2903 true

  • @samsucksatdrawing9464
    @samsucksatdrawing9464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when I’m watching this I’ve already Ed through a good portion of the game and this is pretty accurate

  • @addiction.5500
    @addiction.5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that the choice doesn’t even come up you just kind of help both sides and have your own little side quest

  • @lordfarquaad6291
    @lordfarquaad6291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    They trained in hunting, fighting, pain tolerance, and, most importantly, *singing*

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Music always welcome on battle field =))))

    • @bjornlothbrok3604
      @bjornlothbrok3604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dance off bro

    • @game5plays
      @game5plays 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS IS SPARTAA!!!!!!!

    • @DRIPDEVIL
      @DRIPDEVIL 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amarican idol but it's the pelopenision war.

    • @theotherkimmy6232
      @theotherkimmy6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *WHzy

  • @cassidy4037
    @cassidy4037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    PELOPENISIAN WAR
    shows picture of alexander the great...

    • @takima504
      @takima504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jameson Orwellian misinformation 😂😂😂

    • @ShinyLP
      @ShinyLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah it was a picture of the battlefield between Macedon and Persia xD

    • @ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs
      @ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blame Jason.

    • @ma4ore
      @ma4ore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In context alexander conquered all the greek city states (exept sparta) and everything until today's india so bringing him up makes sense.. in the context he brought him up in

    • @gerritkruger4014
      @gerritkruger4014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah when I saw king Darius next to the words Peloponnesesian war I kinda had an OCD seizure XD

  • @Thetravelingmonke
    @Thetravelingmonke 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video just reminded me of how beautiful this game can look at certain moments

  • @Xvenzity
    @Xvenzity ปีที่แล้ว

    One thing that I specifically like about matpat is how quickly he does his sponsors

  • @callumgunning3643
    @callumgunning3643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I usually love MattPat’s theories, but this one feels a little under-researched. I’ve studied the Peloponnesian War before, and this seems WAY too simplified. I know he can’t into every last detail in a 10 minute video, but Athens wasn’t just a city of thinkers - that’s just what they’re famous for because that’s what’s still relevant today.

  • @siva2727
    @siva2727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "If" i buy the game

  • @angeb2756
    @angeb2756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This, the game theory and food theory intros will never get old

  • @hozani3875
    @hozani3875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this guy is so much better at history than me

  • @maxthedog4703
    @maxthedog4703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    THIS. IS. GAME THEORY!!!!

  • @teddaley579
    @teddaley579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Ever notice how mat never does a Ubisoft theory unless he's paid to.

    • @saggitarius1727
      @saggitarius1727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      and it's not even a theory, it's just a 13minutes long advertisement with some history facts.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@saggitarius1727
      Pretty off the mark history facts at that.

    • @Kathrine321
      @Kathrine321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But like, why would you turn down money, especially from a huge company?

    • @yattasuccess9212
      @yattasuccess9212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kathrine321 a lot of people just wished he put a lot more details in these videos (like in general), like the older AC videos.
      Then again at this point, few years into making this content and practically covering most Major theories and Major games, I wouldn't blame him if he couldn't find a better topic due to time constraint/demand.
      But personally I'd have one Game Theory or Film Theory every 7-9 days and be guaranteed that everything is Muah Wanbyeok-hada amazing.

    • @Connor-xy2ke
      @Connor-xy2ke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ever notice if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say it? Jk. I understand what you are saying but, why would you turn down money from a big gaming company??? No Hate Just saiyin

  • @lilnutt5580
    @lilnutt5580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I played for 3 hours and still I have not gotten a choice. Is there more time needed or is this exaggerated?

    • @ianfairchild8734
      @ianfairchild8734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This video is entirely inaccurate and was only made for money lol. There's no "official" choice on who you have to side with, but there are optional side missions that will determine who controls a territory. They don't have any lasting effect on the story or gameplay though

    • @warren5037
      @warren5037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ianfairchild8734 this video was made literally before the game came out, it said so in the beginning of this video

    • @jhu768
      @jhu768 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres a choice in the first 10 seconds

    • @lilnutt5580
      @lilnutt5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ianfairchild8734 yeah. I got further in the game and understand that noe

    • @drtyvrmn
      @drtyvrmn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian Fairchild it's not inaccurate to advise choices in a choice-based game, he's just explaining it from a logical lifelike standpoint instead of 'Me mercenary. Me love money. Help rich guy, get money'

  • @arescles6257
    @arescles6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sparta, the sires of the most badass power move in history. “If”

  • @niyatalonhold626
    @niyatalonhold626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I started the game 2 days ago and I really find it hilarious that when you check the difficulty of both sides you see that if you fight with the athens against Sparta its "hard" but if you side with the spartains its "easy" lmao

  • @brockshell4270
    @brockshell4270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I’m joining the Spartans because of the whole geometry thing

    • @AL3X2580
      @AL3X2580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Revrse2003 join the athenians because the Spartans die out anyway

    • @financiallydevestatedtrump9904
      @financiallydevestatedtrump9904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you hate the Athenians for geometry, you’re gonna hate the Sicilian Greeks and Alexandrian Greeks for calculus,

    • @tonyshor922
      @tonyshor922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and video games, for using it

    • @edgardeloera2874
      @edgardeloera2874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also get ready to take it up the butt, Spartans are known for being very gay.

    • @mackydylon
      @mackydylon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No u
      Sorry I had to

  • @thatpumpkinguy6535
    @thatpumpkinguy6535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am Greek so i finally broke my record , I UNDERSTOOD ALL THE REFERENCES !!!

  • @circleception6026
    @circleception6026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This came out one day before my birthday! This would have been a good present

    • @Malo938
      @Malo938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NICE

  • @mxrs4745
    @mxrs4745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    4:42 pictures that will make you say, "That's not The Peloponnesian War; That's King Darius the Third losing an empire!"

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why would they use that there lol

    • @wanderingursa8184
      @wanderingursa8184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Considering the rest of his "research" in this episode, I'm not surprised he made that mistake.

  • @wyattrose5511
    @wyattrose5511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2985

    Congrats, MatPat. Sponsored by ANOTHER big company. Well done. Now we just have to get DIET Coke to sponsor you...
    And yay, I'm early.
    (There, I fixed it. Happy?)

    • @voladisco
      @voladisco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Diet, you mean. None of that blasphemous sugar ingested into my system.

    • @lime2779
      @lime2779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FoundGallifreyFirst he meant coke the company which Diet Coke falls under

    • @MrrMechassult
      @MrrMechassult 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He's been sponsored by ubisoft before. I believe it was the far cry primal episode.

    • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
      @MinistryOfMagic_DoM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He was also sponsored by EA for the Battlefront 2 video, but he turned the deal down because EA sucks donkey balls.

    • @markuscorneliussen2919
      @markuscorneliussen2919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      pretty sure matpat has been sponsored by ubisoft multiple times before for example For honor, Rainbow, Watch dogs and far cry primal

  • @ratticustheemperor
    @ratticustheemperor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ancient world is my favourite place to hang out in.
    I know more about ancient history than I do about current history.

  • @Julian-pw5mv
    @Julian-pw5mv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sparta didnt take out athens' food supplies, that would be a plague that infected the food and rampaged through athens.

  • @jessegoodfellow6188
    @jessegoodfellow6188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I believe some things are being left out of the video, whether by time constraints or you just didn't think it was important. And I want to say what was missing because it will be annoying to me later on.
    Spartans were not stupid. The training put into a spartan soldier was not only physical, but also mental. They studied poetry and warfare as much as they exercised.
    Athenian democracy wasn't always the best when it came to thinking. I can imagine people saying that I am wrong, but I have the perfect historical example, Alcibiades. Alcibiades was an Athenian democrat who was so charming he convince the entire assembly to, instead of helping an ally on the island of Sicily, to invade the rest of the island. And also convinced them to expand their already massive fleet of ships to a more massive degree. While he was one of three guys in charge, Alcibiades somehow roped his way out of the eventually doomed force, who were killed to a man. Alcibiades came back after a few years to Athens and managed to kill the democracy and replace it with an oligarchy.
    A democracy can be fooled by one guy who was too good at sweet talk.
    Whew, that's a lot of typing for a video on the internet.

    • @kapjoteh
      @kapjoteh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jesse Goodfellow yeah lol. It’s weird when you spend like 10 minutes writing what you feel like is a good comment, only to come back and see it takes like 10 seconds to read

    • @jessegoodfellow6188
      @jessegoodfellow6188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally, it took me two minutes to write this and two seconds to read.

    • @void_wyrm
      @void_wyrm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      also women in Sparta could own land unlike in Athens

    • @Sophi023
      @Sophi023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "A democracy can be fooled by one guy who was too good at sweet talk..."
      -Why does that sound familiar? Also, SPARTA!

    • @Prich319
      @Prich319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, Alcibiades. Antiquity's foremost crazed supervillain.

  • @LoganKing4
    @LoganKing4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    SoRrY mAtPat the best way to win a war is nuClear weapoNs

    • @brock6856
      @brock6856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      atom bomb baby

    • @fragones1237
      @fragones1237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Logan King, is this a clue?

    • @Bajamamut
      @Bajamamut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh, the Gandhi Theory 😎

    • @scarletletter4900
      @scarletletter4900 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's also the best way to lose one.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean the best way to get flattened by conventional weapons?

  • @TheRudythomas
    @TheRudythomas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your voice. This was super fascinating ❤

  • @srdiver948
    @srdiver948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    how did my favorite youtuber end up talking about my favorite games

  • @phoenixbarnes55
    @phoenixbarnes55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "IF" That is so badass it gives me goosebumps.

    • @DZ-1987
      @DZ-1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? literally anyone could do that if they can stand up after a punch.
      Which i think is everyone.

  • @GotA-do4ob
    @GotA-do4ob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Matt by the time Alexander inherited his fathers empire, Sparta wasn’t anywhere near as strong as they used to be. They win the Peloponnesian war, but the the oligarchs they place in charge of Athens and the general abusive power they hold over Greece doesn’t hold up well and eventually Philip II of Macedon just kind of walks over and destroyed them without much trouble, looking at it retrospectively. He even destroys the Sacred band of Thebes. By this time Sparta has already lost a significant number of their citizen soldiers, and the lands in Lacedameon they held as slave states had successfully rebelled, leaving Sparta without ample resources to keep up their previous lifestyle. That lifestyle entailed strict marriage between citizen men and Spartan women, infanticide if they kids they produced were “no good”, and strict training regimes. Because their numbers were reduced, they had to allow non-spartan citizens to join the military, which (while this view could be rather ethnocentric in favor of Spartans) diluted the previously heavily regulated spartan gene pool. Sparta never recovers after Philip takes over. Alexander didn’t even spare them a glance when they attempted to rebel when he came to power. And I don’t agree that they are ultimately the more “just” side of the war.
    Yeah, Athens has a lot of shady dealings, but they also united (most) of Greece. Yeah, they held the treasury and power, yeah they kind of brought up their victory against the Persians a lot (which you totally forgot to mention, that’s actually really important), and yeah they held their power like a leash on the other polies. But the Peloponnesian war resulted in a huge loss of Greek lives, resulted in political and military weakening of Athens (because Spartans were horrible at politics in comparison) and led to the deaths of thousands of Athenians under the tyrannical rule of Spartan oligarchs. P.S , Spartans also routinely committed genocide against their slaves in a systematic culling practiced by young Spartans who completed their trainig. They did this every year for as long as they had Helot territories, and they were encouraged to literally kill as many as possible. The Spartans are actually really horrible people.
    But anyway, Once Philip came through, they stood no chance. Just look to the Thebans to see how bad it was.
    Love ya Matpat, but I can’t forgive the Spartans for that. They headed their conflict as the side who fought for freedom against Athens (literally, that’s what they said), but they ended up becoming absolute tyrants. Plus, a lot of history surrounding Sparta is really romanticized. I’d encourage you to look at more recent research. They weren’t really that awesome. Plus their eventual fall under the rule of Nabis of Sparta is kind of pathetic.

    • @mestervester3525
      @mestervester3525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      when i pressed that more button i wasn't expecting a full history lesson geez.

    • @fragones1237
      @fragones1237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WOW.... (I don’t need to read anything to know you know your stuff!)

    • @mystut306
      @mystut306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you

    • @secretpanda64
      @secretpanda64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very informative. I love this era of History and didnt know a lot of that. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

    • @nichoudha
      @nichoudha 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Athens committed a genocide in the war. Read the Melian Dialogue.

  • @zackthereaper4244
    @zackthereaper4244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the most satisfying thing to listen to is the game theorists intro

  • @trisajackyln6755
    @trisajackyln6755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let’s hope mat like Norse mythology as much as Greek mythology because that’s what Assassin’s Creed Valhalla is about.