Food Theory: Coffee, Science's MOST IMPORTANT Discovery!

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  • @insertstoryhere
    @insertstoryhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14442

    This channel easily gets in my top 3 favorite channels, even surpassing game theory

    • @Luka-pv2dt
      @Luka-pv2dt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      same

    • @joppee
      @joppee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      i like food theory more than game theory except when austin does a video again then game theory is easily the best of the three

    • @HaverOfHands
      @HaverOfHands 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I used to think this channel was a joke but now I'm glad it ain't

    • @millie2246
      @millie2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I definitely agree

    • @StraightOuttaMyHouse
      @StraightOuttaMyHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I like food theory cause it has food

  • @aro4457
    @aro4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10350

    “Before you start calling me MatPot”
    Ok, PotPat

  • @connerorangejuice3790
    @connerorangejuice3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3082

    Coffee club: C-Can we just drink coffee, Isaac?
    Isaac: Nope, we're dissecting a dolphin.

    • @Nixx1.0
      @Nixx1.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Fax

    • @Youngturntsnipers
      @Youngturntsnipers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Straight fax

    • @enchantedshears5357
      @enchantedshears5357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      These fax dont lie

    • @Jo-dntknw
      @Jo-dntknw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That's what stimulants can do to a man.

    • @ripkhanna
      @ripkhanna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Nasser Wael Saleh Hashla Al Messabi Lol

  • @haydenyoo7386
    @haydenyoo7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8767

    A good theory idea is “is it possible to pop a perfect bag of popcorn?” That would be fun

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      We need this

    • @atreyudavis527
      @atreyudavis527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      just use the popcorn button

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Atreyu Davis no

    • @mohmoh-ti1ty
      @mohmoh-ti1ty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i feels like there is not much to talk in that subject

    • @jedi_cat_l4976
      @jedi_cat_l4976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I thought you said "is it possible to poop a perfect bag of popcorn"

  • @trevanminnig3499
    @trevanminnig3499 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Honestly, I IMMEDIATELY started thinking “oh yeah, pot makes perfect sense to be the next main drug, with the world seemingly falling apart and everyone at their neighbors’ throats all the time, I think an “Olaf Society” would make perfect sense!”
    30 seconds later, MatPat says nearly the same thing

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Fr, as an active user myself, I knew full well just how popular and easy to obtain it's become before he even said it

    • @trevanminnig3499
      @trevanminnig3499 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mayravixx25 the couple times I’ve tried it, I’ve never liked it much, but hey, you can take my share haha! Gonna have to rewatch this, now!

  • @anonymousdratini
    @anonymousdratini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4475

    Mat: What if I told you there was another drug?
    Me: He’s gonna talk about weed

    • @Smurf032989
      @Smurf032989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @Em Yeah but the amount of ADHD youth in todays population it wouldn't work for about 9 million people in the world

    • @andyb.4080
      @andyb.4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Immediately.

    • @generationofwonders787
      @generationofwonders787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      matpat: what if i told you there was another drug?
      me: *hits blunt* you don't say

    • @cande182
      @cande182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      i thought he was gonna say cocaine but not consuming it as in powder but the leaves of the plant

    • @CausticEnjoyer
      @CausticEnjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      BUT HEY: THAT'S JUST A THEORY; A POT THEORY! THANKS FOR WATCHING!

  • @ruyman90
    @ruyman90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    A few theories that I had on the top of my mind.
    - Can a human live without food? purely supplements, serum, and water?
    - What does it take to create a new food? for example chocolate was originally from Mexico but there is such thing as Swiss chocolate.
    - Is natural food really better than processed food.
    - The most useful food in the world? my guess is either potatoes or corn.
    - Food classification. For example the watermelon is a fruit that doesn't grow on trees and is also a berry. Why?
    - Can you copyright a dish? Can you be arrested for making a copyright dish?
    - The truth about the food pyramid. Apparently it has some updates now.
    - Food and its carbon footprint. How can we reduce it and which food has the least footprint?
    - Can you really eat anything you want as long as you exercise?

    • @SkimBee
      @SkimBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Y’all have no idea how good potatoes are

    • @loyaltheoristgirl1018
      @loyaltheoristgirl1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Matt needs to see this

    • @typhoon2840
      @typhoon2840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ive always been told that fitness is more dependent on your diet then exercise, but i dunno

    • @zoui8215
      @zoui8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ruyman90 another one I thought of is “in the movie ratatouille when remy makes the soup linguine messed up all he did was put a drop of water on his little rodent hands with no soap. Isn’t that extremely unsanitary?”

    • @NumbingDisasterAnon
      @NumbingDisasterAnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you wanna be actually healthy and gain some strength, then yeah...diet plays a key factor for exercise. You need to properly fuel your body and eat the right things to not only be able to accomplish your exercise goals but to also maximize your nutrient, protein, etc intake, absorption, and use. If you wanna be healthy, you have to do both

  • @etourdie
    @etourdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    MatPat: starts talking about a third drug
    Me: It's probably not marijuana
    MatPat: continues
    Me: it's definitely marijuana

    • @StaticNebula26
      @StaticNebula26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I was thinking cocaine first but as the screen got greener I knew.

    • @josephzimmer6364
      @josephzimmer6364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      StaticNebula26 the world would either get way greater or way worse if we all started pounding blow lol

    • @XYKUN_
      @XYKUN_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The answer always starts with 42

    • @starwarslover015
      @starwarslover015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The instant he started talking about the 3rd drug I was like, is it weed? Is it weed?

    • @BluRobyn
      @BluRobyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I knew it was weed when he mentioned a third one

  • @moxxy3565
    @moxxy3565 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Important to mention the beer they used to drink all day was much weaker. They weren't walking around totally sloshed all day but probably had a good buzz.

    • @Matty002
      @Matty002 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      yeah most people have this idea of people getting drunk for breakfast and lunch when it was definitely nothing like that for most people

  • @yupitsnine
    @yupitsnine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7696

    Theory suggestion: “Does an apple a day REALLY keep the doctor away?”

    • @Bl4ckb2rry
      @Bl4ckb2rry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      Throw it hard enough and get a restraining order and it will

    • @rubixloverful
      @rubixloverful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      not if you eat the apple seeds along with the apple

    • @wubb_s2738
      @wubb_s2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      That phrase also carrots make you see better were both made for people to eat more fruit/ veggies.

    • @mars8048
      @mars8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Well it depends on how hard u throw it a him

    • @frank-yp9br
      @frank-yp9br 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah or else u get EVIL CoRoNaViRuS vAcCiNe, but hey that's just a theory a conspiracy theory

  • @parabellum2o999
    @parabellum2o999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Coffee: * shows up at same time as the enlightenment *
    MatPat: "Coincidence? I Think NOT!"

    • @zap3231
      @zap3231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's because it's been proven several times over before this channel even existed that it isn't a coincidence and it's a well known fact by now that coffee is at the roots of all you know and love today.

    • @Marshiethemarshmallow
      @Marshiethemarshmallow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zap3231 I think they were making a joke. No need to take it too seriously. 😅🤷‍♀️

  • @hizakikentai
    @hizakikentai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Matpat: so what’s the next big thing?
    Me: *W A T E R*

    • @furjaden8553
      @furjaden8553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      r/HydroHomies

    • @reubenoakley8967
      @reubenoakley8967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I like water 💙

    • @trushilparmar3108
      @trushilparmar3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@reubenoakley8967 then you already like 72% of me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @adeepseafish1238
      @adeepseafish1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Trushil Parmar dang that’s smooth

    • @hizakikentai
      @hizakikentai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trushil Parmar do I smell simping

  • @Niko__01
    @Niko__01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    12:29
    I know, old video, but whatever
    Fun fact, I live in one of those dry counties (or maybe it's considered a mixed county, but we call it a dry county). You can't buy alcohol anywhere in this county and there are no bars, but restaurants are allowed to serve alcohol (some places exist here that are basically bars, but they get around the restriction by some loopholes... not exactly sure how the loopholes works, probably by how much food they serve, but they do exploit loopholes)
    But it isn't hard to buy some alcohol to bring home... You just have to go to the next county over, which isn't a dry county, and there is literally a liquor store right off the highway exit as you enter that county coming from the biggest city in my county, which I live in...

  • @goomix27
    @goomix27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Start of the video:
    "Yeah coffee is cool and all and helped create scientific and cultural advancements"
    End of the video:
    "WEED IS THE DRUG OF THE FUTURE!"
    Well, that escalated quickly.

    • @river8142
      @river8142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @AnnaS-es2yr
      @AnnaS-es2yr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree.

    • @gabrielkirchgestner619
      @gabrielkirchgestner619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, that really got out of hand. that got out of hand fast.

    • @WWFrank
      @WWFrank 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      334

    • @Lillyhoves
      @Lillyhoves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really was not expecting that

  • @shadenkeltner8067
    @shadenkeltner8067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    "Don't call me MatPot"
    ...You kinda invited this nickname, man.

    • @wafflebean9828
      @wafflebean9828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Le Oop

    • @nielskivioq1168
      @nielskivioq1168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s why it’s not gonna stick.

    • @TheMelnTeam
      @TheMelnTeam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nielskivioq1168 Big brain plays in advance.

    • @CorwinAlexander
      @CorwinAlexander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheMelnTeam "poisoning the well"

    • @copey9x875
      @copey9x875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yooo I was the 420 like lmao

  • @thure33
    @thure33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    FunFact: "Mat" in Norwegian translates to "Food".

  • @chewthulu1004
    @chewthulu1004 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You know, this is the third time I've gone through this playlist while I work and I have to say I appreciate MatPat here showing appreciation for us the community. I know it's definitely a thing content creators do on a regular basis, but it's still nice hearing someone genuinely thanking us for our support. Haven't watched any style theory yet, but I just might once there's a couple more videos to binge. Stay safe everybody, and to MatPat and everyone else who helped make these videos possible: thank you for the effort you've put in to all these videos. They're greatly appreciated.

  • @biggestmjfan2306
    @biggestmjfan2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Me: relaxing, sipping my coffee
    Matpat: coffee is changing our minds...
    Me: naughty bean water

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ah, yes. The sweet sweet bean juice that stops the brittish empire from happening again!

    • @sophiaclapp912
      @sophiaclapp912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @mr.champion7304
      @mr.champion7304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "bean water" I love it, I might use that someday

    • @markiawillingham3835
      @markiawillingham3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg I’m dead😹😹

    • @luxriddles5016
      @luxriddles5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No drink

  • @bowenjudd1028
    @bowenjudd1028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2265

    Theory Idea: How many cookies would Santa eat on his cookie marathon of Christmas Eve using real world data and what problems would come with such a buffet.
    Holy Crap, thank you for the likes, this was just a random food related thought that had ties with Human Geography. Also, thanks for bringing my attention to the differing foods that are set out for Santa in different cultures.

    • @fakename3440
      @fakename3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I really like that idea

    • @masterparker116
      @masterparker116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Would he eat all of those cookies on the same day or expand the rations though?

    • @NichDevRumble
      @NichDevRumble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@masterparker116 hmmm no

    • @masterparker116
      @masterparker116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NichDevRumble no to the one day or to the expanded rations

    • @plausibillity2032
      @plausibillity2032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tbh i think this channel grew most subs in a week on yt ;-;

  • @joshh1556
    @joshh1556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Mat pat: Coffee is science’s most important discovery
    Sliced bread: Am I a joke to you?

    • @naenaeg2193
      @naenaeg2193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Chonky Chicken bebverage???

    • @lilichavez4770
      @lilichavez4770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Chonky Chicken miau. The sentence you write in blue is with spelling mistakes.

    • @naenaeg2193
      @naenaeg2193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Chonky Chicken oh ok I was just confused because you spelled it wrong

    • @kalebnolan8343
      @kalebnolan8343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sliced bread wasn’t a discovery tho

    • @Dekaku
      @Dekaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't the point that grammar matters?

  • @lukemagnotta7338
    @lukemagnotta7338 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Meanwhile college students are living exclusively off of all three

  • @alexandrweaver3879
    @alexandrweaver3879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2869

    This video actually led me to write a research paper for school on the effects of coffee to the society and I was actually given permission from my teacher to use this video as a source. So thank you MatPat for helping me write my paper.

    • @greenbutter3190
      @greenbutter3190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Honestly, I love Matpat, his videos are extremely entertaining, but they are a horrible source for any academic research. It's about fun. It is just a guy having fun on the internet acting like there is science behind his far fetched theories. Please reconsider your decision.

    • @OrangeNOrange
      @OrangeNOrange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @green butter Well, I guess you probably didn't try these videos for that research, so can you really say that? Just saying, it really isn't that bad as you make it out to be. Besides, if the teacher approved it, you're alright.

    • @megalovania8707
      @megalovania8707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@greenbutter3190 well except Matt does have a huge team of researchers who come up with these scientific facts and stats so it's not someone just having fun on the internet. Clearly you haven't been around this channel for long

    • @michaelchildish
      @michaelchildish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@greenbutter3190 Food Theory channel that does actual scientific research does not = Game Theory and Film Theory channels which are about applying a bit of dodgy science to fan theories for giggles. Hope That Helps.

    • @neonpenguin0948
      @neonpenguin0948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mentioned pot right??? Always good to include pot... lol

  • @cheesyvin8078
    @cheesyvin8078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    _"What has all that coffee got us?"_
    Highschool and College students : _"time"_

  • @dumbname939
    @dumbname939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I find it incredibly hilarious that three of histories greatest minds formed a coffee club

    • @brandonofthewastes
      @brandonofthewastes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And you're telling me there's no anime exploring the life of the Oxford Coffee Club? Gimme that slice of lemon loaf life, Funimation!

    • @alondratheshyhuman642
      @alondratheshyhuman642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @cristianvelasquez5335
      @cristianvelasquez5335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brandonofthewastes no, because it could go one of two ways, if that show came on, it would have a fan base like de stone, which is good. Or rick and morty, which while the show is good, in some cases the fan base can be horrendous

  • @GonanzPatel1
    @GonanzPatel1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Food Theory: Why does a salad cost more than a Big Mac?

  • @alextowers906
    @alextowers906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    Matt patt starts talking about a "new drug"
    Me: its weed
    Me: its weed
    Me: its OBVIOUSLY WEED

    • @thylacinepunic5582
      @thylacinepunic5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I know right??? The moment he said that a new drug was on the rise I was like “it’s weed”

    • @oofyemma_240
      @oofyemma_240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      i think we were all like "it's weed."

    • @proto4462
      @proto4462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me to

    • @kajechapman3930
      @kajechapman3930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nicotine popped into my head

    • @_m_t_k_296
      @_m_t_k_296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I ligit said the same thing

  • @mkmcnicoll6354
    @mkmcnicoll6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1909

    The world:” don’t do drugs kids”
    MatPat: but science...

    • @umariqbal7557
      @umariqbal7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well coffee is not entirely considered as a drug. And amount matters. How much caffeine or drug you take matters as well as the type.
      TLDR
      Matpat is not promoting drugs.

    • @umariqbal7557
      @umariqbal7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Nevermind I didn't see the whole video.

    • @norberto05121964
      @norberto05121964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao

    • @norberto05121964
      @norberto05121964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@umariqbal7557 lmao yes canabis totaly aint a drug

    • @umariqbal7557
      @umariqbal7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@norberto05121964 I didn't see the second part. I was talking about coffee is not a drug anyway.

  • @plexquared1877
    @plexquared1877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    the fact that a thing called "the bean belt" exists makes me happy.

    • @hyperslime166
      @hyperslime166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same tho

    • @Mt.Berry-o7
      @Mt.Berry-o7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Named after mr. Bean, too

    • @Gingerfrost
      @Gingerfrost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only worry is that the Global warming is making it harder and harder to keep bean farms healthy.

    • @luviam0001
      @luviam0001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gingerfrost my chocolate :(

    • @jpix96
      @jpix96 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      #Me toooooooooooooooooo, my last name is bean so i own like a quarter of the earth B)

  • @assassin16322
    @assassin16322 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Anybody else who would love a second video about the current state of the cannabis situation? Don't I just love how Mat explains this stuff

  • @bird_w
    @bird_w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    "Its mostly illegal around the world"
    "Cocaine?"
    *matpot smacks me over the head with a bong*

    • @hexwave9764
      @hexwave9764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol

    • @lukewiley6767
      @lukewiley6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yea i thought coke for a second

    • @charlesquinton9127
      @charlesquinton9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Matpot

    • @zemom.a.8171
      @zemom.a.8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lukewiley6767 nah, coke ia what comes after weed /s.
      But on a serious note, the coca leaves of the plant are actually quite healthy. Its the other crap they put into the drug that causes the most harm I think.
      Stuff like grounded concrete, fuckin battery acid, and like 2% of coca leaves.

    • @shitmultiverse1404
      @shitmultiverse1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zemom.a.8171 There's no "after x drug", you either want to try it and like it, or you don't. I regularly smoke weed, i've tryied coke and i absolutely hate it, as well as alcohol and tobacco, but give me any psychedelic or dissociative and i'll (probably) love it. Every person is different.

  • @TechyBen
    @TechyBen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

    Europe: "If we keep everyone drunk, they cannot revolt..."
    Coffee: "I'ma about to end this entire continents career..."

    • @MochiJelly4877
      @MochiJelly4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @dickmarx1298
      @dickmarx1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If we keep them stoned....they cannot revolt

    • @Azanitt
      @Azanitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "I'ma about to start* this entire continents career..."

    • @theapplenut2299
      @theapplenut2299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly why pot popularity is very dangerous. Governments would have a filed day with nations full of potheads…

    • @DMP64
      @DMP64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cannabis: watever mate gimme some tofee

  • @pantspoe5747
    @pantspoe5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    "theres already another drug on its way."
    Me: is it weed?
    "Cannabis-"
    its weed

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Actually! Cannabis is NOT weed, though they are both in the same family and have the same properties, Cannabis doesn't contain THC, the chemical found in Marijuana that is meant to increase appetite and raise your dopamine levels to be equivalent to the space, in feet, from the ground to heaven and back to the power of 7

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also, your second "its" is supposed to be the contraction "it's" (contraction of "it is") (you probably don't care though, but I do)

    • @Podzall
      @Podzall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Next thing you know cocaine is now legal.

    • @e.j.wizerd2000
      @e.j.wizerd2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@christopheredwards9904 bro stfu we all mean the same thing just chill out

    • @zodiac6163
      @zodiac6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok but who asked

  • @cityseabird
    @cityseabird 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Depressants:
    *a tired 90 year old lady*
    Stimulants:
    *every kid ever*
    Opioids:
    *a happy rock*

  • @packediceisthebestminecraf9007
    @packediceisthebestminecraf9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    "We did it milk gang, we made it into the top 10."
    i'm actually sad that water isn't in the top 10 of most consumed drinks.

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yeah it's really alarming about global health the more you think about it. And all of the problems that are caused by a lack of water in our diets.

    • @deadtempleknight.6332
      @deadtempleknight.6332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      maybe it's not considered a ''drink''?

    • @Leikeze
      @Leikeze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@deadtempleknight.6332 It is, but most people aren't paying for it.

    • @dragonglider8134
      @dragonglider8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But they all have water as a part of them. A drink isn't a drink if there is no water in it. Period.
      *yeah, this is big brain time*

    • @BlaineLP
      @BlaineLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@dragonglider8134 So Milk isnt a drink? beer isnt a drink? Motor oil isnt a drink?

  • @exiegelastweekgamer1571
    @exiegelastweekgamer1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    MatPat:
    An American talking about coffee bringing about "The Enlightenment."
    Me:
    A British man musing over the healing potential of tea.

    • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
      @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me:
      A Mexican pondering world peace made by weed.

    • @Heli-draws
      @Heli-draws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Water:You guys always act like you're better than me!
      Tea,Coffee and Soda Pops:

    • @filipemartinho1753
      @filipemartinho1753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you heard about our lord and savior... *MatPot* ?

    • @flowzey5503
      @flowzey5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Filipe Martinho lol

  • @myah528
    @myah528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "Coffe caused the enlightenment" is not a take I was expecting to hear today, but here we are

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coffee*
      sorry, it was bothering me

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@blueninja012 Covfefe*

    • @shakesqueer69
      @shakesqueer69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ koffie *

    • @aelevatore4546
      @aelevatore4546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it was a great video, but not the first time I heard this take: th-cam.com/video/OTVE5iPMKLg/w-d-xo.html

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shame on Xianxia protags they need Qi to get enlightened
      In real life Coffee is what it all takes

  • @CricketRainripple
    @CricketRainripple ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I took a class on the French Revolution & Napoleon for my history minor in college and my professor straight up said people met up at cafes & bistros in France to talk about how they should have a democracy and even planned parts of the early revolution in coffee houses.

  • @thegreatmako4216
    @thegreatmako4216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    MatPat: "What if I told you a new drug was on the horizon?"
    Me: It's gonna be weed.
    MatPat: "It's Cannabis!"
    Me: I called it.

    • @geronmandigma2371
      @geronmandigma2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol we had the same idea

    • @king0n140
      @king0n140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CL377 lmao 😂, yup.

    • @jake3920
      @jake3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      am high rn and was so hyped when i heard him start to talk about a new drug lol

    • @ellispanamabananakittyland2398
      @ellispanamabananakittyland2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @allyrose9494
      @allyrose9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking Marijuana so we were in the same wheel house

  • @luvienne420
    @luvienne420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    matpat: this drug is already a $100 billion industry
    me: weed
    mat: it's illegal tho
    me: weed
    matpat: *keeps talking
    me: weeeeeed

  • @djem5580
    @djem5580 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    didn't think about this until now, but one of the things that made me stick with Matpat most, is that I rarely need closed captions to understand him, which is a lot more than most media

  • @eggsauce1934
    @eggsauce1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    "The world consumes 2.25 billion cups of coffee cups a day!"
    College students: I s T h A t A c h a L l e N G e ?

    • @reaux1560
      @reaux1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some central and Eastasian migrants: You guys have to drink caffeine?

    • @kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915
      @kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For some reason I read that as “Is that a chancla?”-

    • @oatmeal8586
      @oatmeal8586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It does sound like a challenge

    • @ssholum
      @ssholum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      chubbyemu music starts...
      Not even kidding, he already has a video on a dude that drank multiple pots of coffee.

    • @briangarcia2035
      @briangarcia2035 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @adimallik138
    @adimallik138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Matpat: The Dark Ages were the most unproductive of all time
    Literally Everyone else not from Europe: Say What?

    • @ethanye2627
      @ethanye2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah that's quite accurate. East Asia, particularly China, was at it's height during Postclassical Times(gunpowder, metallurgy, productive government and strong and military), and dar al-Islam continued to expand while making discoveries in math, science, and astronomy. Meanwhile, in the Americas, the Incas established a huge empire near the Andes Mountains while the Aztecs established the Aztec Empire in central America. So in reality, the "Dark Ages" weren't really all that dark. It's just that little was documented during that time in Europe, and the region was decentralized.

    • @abbashaidari8313
      @abbashaidari8313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ethanye2627 uhumm.. The Maurya Empire of India.. invention of plastic surgery.. "arabic" numbers.. the number zero...

    • @ethanye2627
      @ethanye2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@abbashaidari8313 That was actually invented during the Ancient and CLassical period. The Maurya Empire existed and fell during the Classical Period. Dark Ages start from around after the fall of the Gupta Empire.

    • @kristofferadrian7377
      @kristofferadrian7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the term "Dark Ages" connected just to Europe? Because obviously, every part of world had it's own bad times in history but no one is expecting that during Dark Ages the situation was the same in Europe, India, China, Tanzania, Australia and Chile.

    • @ethanye2627
      @ethanye2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kristofferadrian7377 Yeah, you're basically correct, but sometimes it's been referred to other states outside of Europe. For instance, in the video, MatPat said something along the lines of "one of the most unproductive times in history," which isn't specifying Europe.

  • @TaeRose29
    @TaeRose29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Food theory: giving me a history lesson that I actually enjoy

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tae Rose29 I don’t know, I actually enjoyed it. I found it enlightening, (excuse the unintentional pun, I didn’t mean for that to happen).

    • @StumblingBumblingMilquetoast
      @StumblingBumblingMilquetoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't know how to feel about that...

    • @dude_at_mcdonalds
      @dude_at_mcdonalds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You said it bro

    • @Igotchillz
      @Igotchillz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr! Why cant he be my science/social studies teacher! He makes learning interesting

    • @Igotchillz
      @Igotchillz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unlike my actual science teacher who is like 79, and my social studies teacher who has no emotion in his voice at all

  • @athenadoesnothing
    @athenadoesnothing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    South Africans rn: "WE'VE BEEN RECOGNIZED!!!" XD

  • @roberthagley9803
    @roberthagley9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Matt: There's a new drug on the way
    Me: He's going to say weed, isn't he?

    • @unknownlight390
      @unknownlight390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was thinking this too, but will it become the next thing. Or will coffee be the king still.

    • @WoWisMagic
      @WoWisMagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@unknownlight390 I just can't believe tea is still the highest drank beverage in the world.

    • @Assassin5003
      @Assassin5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@WoWisMagic *cough* *cough* WATER

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kratom is pretty popular as well. But nowhere near as popular as Cannabis.

    • @Racso-oscaR
      @Racso-oscaR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that he was going to say heroine

  • @robonick3607
    @robonick3607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Nobody:
    Coffee House Guests: we live in a society.

    • @heyguesswhat6791
      @heyguesswhat6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This really says alot about society

    • @iqceo4276
      @iqceo4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I cried over this
      It says a lot about society

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get a load 'ah this society

  • @Thunderscreamer
    @Thunderscreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    •Beer & alcohol lead to the agricultural revolution.
    •Coffee & caffeine the enlightenment.
    =Vodka Redbull is the pinnacle of human accomplishment

    • @mightykat8
      @mightykat8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      omg my dad has vodka redbull all the time

    • @zaimanity8893
      @zaimanity8893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When I first drank it, it was such a weird feeling to drink ton of Vodka Redbull or Vodka (any caffeinated drink).

    • @electroshock740
      @electroshock740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guys we found the Russian

    • @Thunderscreamer
      @Thunderscreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@electroshock740
      У меня есть крылья!

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Danil Kvyat's favorite drink

  • @Only-Footy-Edits
    @Only-Footy-Edits 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    MatPot got me rolling on the floor😂

  • @sebastianarechavaleta6627
    @sebastianarechavaleta6627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Me, an Uruguayan: Nobody talks about us
    MatPat: "Uruguay decriminalized recreational marijuana use in 2016"
    Me: *Impossible*

    • @mirarie3391
      @mirarie3391 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      his pronunciation leaves a little to be desired tho lol

  • @nikolasgalaxy636
    @nikolasgalaxy636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    matpat: there is a new drug on the way.
    me: I swear to god if he says audible

    • @MortalDeathGaming
      @MortalDeathGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      not quite Linus tech tips yet

    • @oliviagreen7423
      @oliviagreen7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Raid Shadow Legends!! Uggh😣

    • @roonkolos
      @roonkolos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Close
      Its edibles ♡

    • @dumbledoratheexplorer1252
      @dumbledoratheexplorer1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I literally thought he'll say weed or cocaine

    • @hammy6968
      @hammy6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dumbledora the Explorer he did say weed

  • @marcobisi7768
    @marcobisi7768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    the enlightment: hey, let's make the world more comfortable with new inventions
    the next cultural era: heeeeeeey, let's chill out guyz.

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Before: work work work work work
      After: Enjoy life man

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Actually tho what if we just like... Don't build an AI that destroys the world or something?

    • @marcobisi7768
      @marcobisi7768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ziwuri good point.

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ziwuri if aliens come to attack earth we just gotta pass them the pot and tell them to stop

    • @nltramturk4553
      @nltramturk4553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we vibin

  • @EmeraldWolfGaming1987
    @EmeraldWolfGaming1987 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "MatPot, PotPat, Phone Guy, Scott Cawthon!"

  • @fury3026
    @fury3026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    When Matpat is teaching me information faster than my school does...

    • @Savorin
      @Savorin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Matpat=teaching a 8 hour lesson in 15 minutes

    • @milesmiscevich4161
      @milesmiscevich4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So true

    • @Gamerwatch07
      @Gamerwatch07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @JamesThomas-cm2xq
      @JamesThomas-cm2xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yup, especially in the year we will not mention. With online.

    • @thisslime2109
      @thisslime2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MatPot!!, but in a good way don't worry 😊

  • @kadenportalappa5785
    @kadenportalappa5785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Theory Suggestion: “Is Honey a condiment?”

    • @oombaga96
      @oombaga96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      “... And today’s episode is sponsored by Honey”.

    • @WingmanCat
      @WingmanCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like you 2 smart asses

    • @andywap3
      @andywap3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      An the opening gag could "bee" the classic "Honey, I'm home" joke, who or what he could be talking to is up to Matpat.

    • @barethor5869
      @barethor5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The answer to your question is yes, honey can be a condiment

    • @hazellevesque8809
      @hazellevesque8809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Similar theory: is cereal in milk a soup?

  • @harley_kay_
    @harley_kay_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Caffeine: go-go juice
    Alcohol: dum-dum juice
    Cannabis: **just giggles profusely**

    • @jacksauce
      @jacksauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Water: no juice

    • @nickythick2054
      @nickythick2054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      giggle plant, perhaps

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DMT: Gateway to the 5th Dimension

  • @abigailash8621
    @abigailash8621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video taught me more than 8 months of history class. Good job Mat!

  • @luckyc4t110
    @luckyc4t110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Food Theory: "We like to talk about food!"
    Food Theory within the month: "The growing legalization and normalization of cannabis will lead to a new enlightenment era."

  • @mightypoocheyena
    @mightypoocheyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

    The entire time MatPat was talking about "some new drug to change the world" I was just going "It's weed isn't it?" over and over

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Veclum VM as they should.

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Veclum VM I know the benefits, but I now the dowsides too. Also, it is not safer.

    • @battyblair3303
      @battyblair3303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude same 😂

    • @romulo2714
      @romulo2714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ProjektTaku It's honestly worse to demonize it, people that get the conviction that it's not as bad as it seems will go in favor of it without considering the existing downsides. Matter of fact i've seen that happen with very close people for me, demonization is not education.

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@romulo2714 I can understand your viewpoint, but I still think is should be painted in a negative way to stop people from buying it. Although my main concern is people becoming addicted to it and throwing there life away to some shady guy.

  • @amymitman173
    @amymitman173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Food Theory: Debunking OR proving the myth of the effects of swallowing gum!

    • @emorymccomiskey3745
      @emorymccomiskey3745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im sure They already recorded the first half of it, they just have to wait now.

    • @Mogijup
      @Mogijup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dr. Mike did a video on that! :-)

    • @adelandjj1721
      @adelandjj1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing

    • @ryanmatthews1096
      @ryanmatthews1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If your proving the myth, then it’s not a myth

    • @potatowatermelon3858
      @potatowatermelon3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES I know what happens but people get so annoying about it
      Because what happens is that you swallow it and it basically just sits there till it goes down with your poop all you can’t actually do is swallow to many pieces

  • @greenelf03
    @greenelf03 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    2024: He was right

  • @illdoittomorrow2368
    @illdoittomorrow2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Here's a theory: In the anime food wars there is a character named Sarge that shows up around halfway season 5. She cooks with a chainsaw. She uses a special chainsaw to implant spices in food in a way that is otherwise impossible. The question is: is it possible to replicate her method of cooking and does it make food actually taste better than normal? The recipe in which this was done was beef.

    • @dripgeon819
      @dripgeon819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this actually sounds interesting

    • @ray_the_blue_jay1130
      @ray_the_blue_jay1130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can we actually get this? It sounds so interesting!

    • @mogedude
      @mogedude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hellyeah would love this

    • @termight90
      @termight90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What anime is this

    • @termight90
      @termight90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NVM it's food wars... Over reaad bt like that anime

  • @theamphibinator
    @theamphibinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    If you find this interesting, than Read the book “A history of the world through 6 glasses”. It details how 6 different drinks represent the development of humankind. Coffee is one of the 6 drinks they talk about.

    • @geralt8394
      @geralt8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I bet water is one of those

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@geralt8394 Water is the most important resource on Earth. It's the reason our largest cities are on bodies of Water, why sea trade dominated and is dominating since the earliest seafaring nations. Without Water, humanity and every other living thing on this planet doesn't exist.

    • @geralt8394
      @geralt8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rebelgaming1.5.14 that was a joke but thank you for the educational reply lmaoo

    • @vetren23
      @vetren23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rebelgaming1.5.14 Thank you for this! So informative! I, of course, being an intellectual could already remember my 1st grade Geography and Biology classes but I'm sure everyone else appreciated your wisdom that water is the most important resource on Earth.

    • @liwashere8653
      @liwashere8653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i had to read that for WHAP!

  • @artemiswolf4508
    @artemiswolf4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Humanity, while lighting up a joint: That’s enough rapid technological advancement, I think

    • @lmul1441
      @lmul1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But wait, what if we combined both?

    • @watzup9294
      @watzup9294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lmul1441 You can't be productive and relaxed at the time

    • @lmul1441
      @lmul1441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@watzup9294 I mean it would stop you from stressing out

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@watzup9294 Not necessarily true. Brainstorming is productive, and weed is great for that.

    • @thecosmicalcat
      @thecosmicalcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MadAliceInWonderland | "Yo, what if... like... crabs think fish can fly or something..."

  • @Pigeon998
    @Pigeon998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is one of my FAVORITE food theory videos

  • @molehie
    @molehie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Matpot: "If opioids were represented by a person they'd be Olaf."
    Ahh yes. Olaf, the *person.*

    • @oliverbohac9086
      @oliverbohac9086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Person =/= human. Intelligent aliens would be called people if they landed tomorrow. The concept of personhood is based on self awareness, higher morality and higher intelligence.

    • @alananderson2567
      @alananderson2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@oliverbohac9086 matpot

    • @molehie
      @molehie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@oliverbohac9086
      per·son
      /ˈpərs(ə)n/
      a human being regarded as an individual.
      I get what you're trying to say, but a sense of morality is not what defines person.

    • @chickencoopououwu2584
      @chickencoopououwu2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@molehie Reading the first line in a dictionary isn't a good way to encompass the entire usage of a specific word.

    • @tylermarble1561
      @tylermarble1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your picture is hachiko

  • @MiyuwiTV
    @MiyuwiTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    11:43 I knew he was going to say cannabis but I was sort of wishing he would say "diet coke"

    • @jackieosborne4298
      @jackieosborne4298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      of course it would be diet coke he just said cannabis to not seem weird about his obession for diet coke

    • @pumpking5992
      @pumpking5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jackieosborne4298 correct!

    • @nomad2629
      @nomad2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read cannibal

    • @wrierice8295
      @wrierice8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't even know what cannabis is so tell me

    • @masonhunter2748
      @masonhunter2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wrierice8295 it is a drug that might grow in your garden

  • @kravoki
    @kravoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    You could say that we'll reach a "higher" level of enlightenment.

  • @scatric_2338
    @scatric_2338 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Friends introduction goes right to the heart, so many good memories.

  • @nadebeef6529
    @nadebeef6529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "MatPot"
    Me: Imagining Matpat inside a pot saying "ThIs Is GoOd! ThIs SmElLs VeRy NiCe aNd fEeL'S aMaZiNG!"

    • @creeperthekingcreeper8234
      @creeperthekingcreeper8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahhahahahah
      🤣🤣🤣
      MatPOT.
      Thet part killed me.

    • @1c4ru5dr4w5
      @1c4ru5dr4w5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He would be studying the composition of the metals in the pots exterior and interior

    • @randy9680
      @randy9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Screaming Cat while smoking pot

    • @VIDEOGAMER20
      @VIDEOGAMER20 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@creeperthekingcreeper8234 if it killed you how are you commenting?

    • @creeperthekingcreeper8234
      @creeperthekingcreeper8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VIDEOGAMER20 there's is 500 TB internet speed I heaven.

  • @ronanreineck-star4364
    @ronanreineck-star4364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Unoriginal comments be like
    "MatPat: starts talking about a third drug
    Me: It's probably not marijuana
    MatPat: continues
    Me: it's definitely marijuana"

    • @weebstrangler1193
      @weebstrangler1193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *you became the very thing ,you swore to destroy*
      "you were supposed to destroy the sith not join them"

    • @tom05011996
      @tom05011996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was betting it was going to be Adderall, but Cannabis was a better fit.

    • @TYsdrawkcaB
      @TYsdrawkcaB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING THOUGH!

    • @pickchickens5286
      @pickchickens5286 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew it be marijuana

    • @MrMisterJW
      @MrMisterJW 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weebstrangler1193 misquote! He actually says, "You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not destroy it"
      And he did, even if he was a false prophet.

  • @parlins2.174
    @parlins2.174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Back again asking Matpat to answer the question:
    So what's the deal with airline food anyway?

    • @magicpower5075
      @magicpower5075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They prepare it early and than stock it. Since they have low oxygen outside the airplane it becomes nasty.

    • @sanchu6335
      @sanchu6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't take the food if it's bad lol

    • @peppermintyweeb151
      @peppermintyweeb151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Low humidity make food taste bad

    • @escouleshaire
      @escouleshaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only intellectuals get the reference
      But like seriously
      What’s the deal with it?

    • @naomigwolfe8112
      @naomigwolfe8112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone I know got sick horribly, they had to go to the hospital. And they weren't promised to be cured when they took the antibiotics. Luckily, they got better

  • @monmagog
    @monmagog ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MatPot probably wrote this while high

  • @wulf768
    @wulf768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Matpat, you have betrayed Diet coke.

    • @ZackeryCochran
      @ZackeryCochran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao. He hasn't drank a single can in almost 8 months, so I'd say so.

    • @Hierophant_Bean
      @Hierophant_Bean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the traitor...

    • @wulfstein3630
      @wulfstein3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cannabis-infused Diet Cola coming soon TM, check this post in 2029 and like it if I'm right.

    • @zainabjamal1966
      @zainabjamal1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true

  • @skylarlee9691
    @skylarlee9691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    *Me watching Film Theory*
    Food Theory: *Uploads*
    Me: *_Priorities_*

    • @stratboi3390
      @stratboi3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @mofftarks1527
      @mofftarks1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait..... That's illegal if that happens then it's like when ur parents tell u u can have starburst or gummybears

    • @mofftarks1527
      @mofftarks1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I picked starburst and now I want gummy bears

    • @reallyyfunny0o048
      @reallyyfunny0o048 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Relatable😂

    • @berry2791
      @berry2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, priorities, I don't have them.
      *Food Theory uploads*
      I gotta do some sh*t, wait with the meat.

  • @xavierbergeron3851
    @xavierbergeron3851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I like how coffee as a person would be a guy saying “coffee coffee coffee!”

    • @prestondurham8632
      @prestondurham8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PandamanYX Regular Show?

    • @astraios69420
      @astraios69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@prestondurham8632 ya, i think its regualr show, that episode where they go to boxing match

    • @3twibles4sweetrevenge
      @3twibles4sweetrevenge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That coffee bean with underpants lol

    • @zoeroebuck5835
      @zoeroebuck5835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s like a Pokémon

    • @trinitech6868
      @trinitech6868 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed lol

  • @Fiasc_O_Phobia
    @Fiasc_O_Phobia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love videos where I can tell that Matt is having fun, they're always the most delightful

  • @skelebratz
    @skelebratz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    my mom checking in on me: sweetie are you ok you’ve been drinking a lot of coffee lately
    me: *s i l e n c e , m o r t a l . y o u c a n n o t h a n d l e t h e s e c r e t s o f t h e u n i v e r s e .*

    • @Animebryan2
      @Animebryan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      While this plays in the background: th-cam.com/video/6xUnSVTh8fI/w-d-xo.html

    • @TheQuietTyper
      @TheQuietTyper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Animebryan2 That's exactly how I am when I've had a lot of caffeine.

  • @anniemcgill4749
    @anniemcgill4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Him: coffee is the most important invention
    me: I thought he wanted a diet Coca-Cola sponsorship

    • @gallonsandwich5887
      @gallonsandwich5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DIET COKE

    • @anniemcgill4749
      @anniemcgill4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      anonymous Dude ok, editing now

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao yes

    • @miabutler7995
      @miabutler7995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diet coke first. Coffee second

    • @Charok1
      @Charok1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      both taste bad. drink sprite if you want something else bad for you, but tastes good.

  • @la_stxr
    @la_stxr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    MatPat: that's just a theory, a-
    Me: Drug theory!
    MatPat: wait, no..

    • @manycatman3627
      @manycatman3627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +1 for MatPot

    • @Rebateman
      @Rebateman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@manycatman3627 you mean +420 for MatPot

    • @walrushvss2720
      @walrushvss2720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Matpot talk about how a snowman from Disney is a cannabis addict... duuuuude woahhhh

    • @goreekp
      @goreekp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @francenkovcan5211
      @francenkovcan5211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #MatPot because i guess weed is better than coffee

  • @Hungry_Hufflepuff_
    @Hungry_Hufflepuff_ 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love your videos mat, I even shared it with my history teacher when we started the dark ages unit!

  • @TheBulbasaurGuy
    @TheBulbasaurGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Me: comes here to learn about coffee
    Matpat: starts talking about cannabis and drugs
    Me: it's not what i was going for but i'll take it anyway

    • @envar1
      @envar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Drugs are bad, you shouldn't do drugs, uhm if you do them your bad, because drugs are bad MKAY. Its a bad thing to do drugs, so so don't be bad by doing drugs mm kay, that'd be bad, cause drugs are bad ehm kaey..."

    • @TheBulbasaurGuy
      @TheBulbasaurGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@envar1 i'm not gonna take drugs but thank you for your concern

    • @envar1
      @envar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheBulbasaurGuy it was a south park reference but ok

    • @TheBulbasaurGuy
      @TheBulbasaurGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@envar1 *laughs in doesn't understand south park references*

    • @envar1
      @envar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheBulbasaurGuy lol Yea

  • @mlaraayalaland
    @mlaraayalaland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    this channel went from "is a hotdog a sandwich" to "rewriting our understanding of history" real quick

    • @3dguy299
      @3dguy299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed

    • @ResaChiic
      @ResaChiic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and its on a trajectory to totally do more o.0

  • @Onimaey
    @Onimaey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    That feeling when you realize the only reason this channel exists is so Matt can get his eventual diet coke sponsorship

    • @RobinDJoker
      @RobinDJoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yup. We'll all know what it means when MatPat makes a theory on Diet Coke

    • @Zigster22
      @Zigster22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He definitely will

    • @stellanovaluna
      @stellanovaluna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unrelated, but i laughed so hard at the MatPot joke lol XD

    • @Leo_Lionhart
      @Leo_Lionhart 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even that, I am still boycotting Coke. Matt can get his daily diet coke as fuel, but I am still not purchasing any coke. Win-win.

    • @mrjson3039
      @mrjson3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And That's a Fact... A Matpat Fact!!!!

  • @liadeindadani6913
    @liadeindadani6913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't watched this came out because I thought I knew what it all was going to be about, but this video was filled with loads of information I didn't know. I'm glad I still watched it

  • @thesimiccombine3192
    @thesimiccombine3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    You know that MatPot will go down as one of this man's nicknames.

  • @liranpiade4499
    @liranpiade4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    "third drug"
    He's talking about weed.
    Yep. He's talking about weed.
    I was right. Weed it was, MatPot.

    • @mslone6094
      @mslone6094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Liking. Because this made me laugh really hard.

    • @theultimateantihero
      @theultimateantihero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking that too. XDDDDD

    • @impctagent
      @impctagent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MatPot

    • @daniellemurnett2534
      @daniellemurnett2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MatPot: New drug already rivaling coffee.
      Me: Oh?
      MP: It's kinda illegal tho
      Me: Oh, does he mean... Yep.

    • @Youngturntsnipers
      @Youngturntsnipers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @randomriley1440
    @randomriley1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Oh god I feel like I’m at Starbucks training all over again

    • @3dguy299
      @3dguy299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You and me both buddy

  • @kvngmo2458
    @kvngmo2458 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:43 the way I cheered when you said cannabis is insane😂😂😂 but I wholeheartedly agree as long as it’s not abused

  • @SmartAlec86
    @SmartAlec86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Fun Fact: Ross was supposed to be the main character of Friends.
    Technically, carrots are good for your eyesight, it's just that there's nothing that makes them anymore good than any other vegetable.
    I have epilepsy. And though my meds control my seizures quite decently, I still have one every now and then. The worst part is that I bite my tongue. Badly. As it, if you saw my tongue, you'd be able to see the scars. But one time, I was offered medical cannabis in the form of a lozenge. And let me just say, I can't support the idea of medical cannabis enough. The pain was gone. Not subdued or lessened. Gone. Cannabis was able to do what not even Vicodin could do (and yes, I've taken Vicodin as a pain reliever before).

    • @kp-vl7ur
      @kp-vl7ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah it's been proven to help with neurological conditions :)

    • @kp-vl7ur
      @kp-vl7ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im literally so pumped for when it gets legalized !! :)

    • @Alex-zz6vt
      @Alex-zz6vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try to avoid Vicodin if you have epilepsy. Vicodin can lower seizure threshold.

    • @SmartAlec86
      @SmartAlec86 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alex-zz6vt I've only taken it once. And didn't take it again because it didn't work. So don't worry, I won't worry about be.

  • @soniadeniz551
    @soniadeniz551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I love how my world history teacher started having us read “6 Glasses” which talks about drinks and their connection to history. This video could not have come at a better time.
    Edit: She also added it to one of the assignments to watch.

    • @Salad_Dressing2.0
      @Salad_Dressing2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wish my teacher would do that.

    • @mukundviswanadha1687
      @mukundviswanadha1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can relate; I had to read The History of the World in 6 Glasses for AP World History, and it was an amazing book!

    • @Yammerzaki123fr
      @Yammerzaki123fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mukund Viswanadha ooh sounds interesting!

    • @ratcrusher3251
      @ratcrusher3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would you reccomend that book?

    • @mukundviswanadha1687
      @mukundviswanadha1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      POOTIS BIRB I definitely would, but some parts can be sort of boring

  • @MortalDeathGaming
    @MortalDeathGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    It is funny how throughout history weird sometimes often trivial things in a culture can play a big part in the development of that country, I remember hearing that in China they were an advanced civilisation but one thing that held them back for a long time was that they drank tea. Because they drank tea, they only used tea cups and not glasses, and the process of making glass was what led to such amazing things such as telescopes and glasses so that scientists and intellectuals had an extra 10-20 years of productivity, and even more was that in medical science beakers and flasks were made that don't react to the substances because glass is chemically neutral. So because of one cultural thing in China, the invention of the tea cup they had no reason to invent glass.

    • @siobhan5486
      @siobhan5486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah

    • @MortalDeathGaming
      @MortalDeathGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@siobhan5486 or break glass

    • @sweetbean2009
      @sweetbean2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crazy

    • @rorywilson5899
      @rorywilson5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      woah

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      China had a massive industrial increase because it discovered coal way before the West and no longer was busy using up all it's trees for charcoal.

  • @capybara2515
    @capybara2515 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:33 “Can I BE wearing anymore clothes?” - Joey, imitating Chandler

  • @masternecro3511
    @masternecro3511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    MatPot: "That's just a theory, a... whoa, what was I just talking about? Man, I got the munchies man..."

    • @Youngturntsnipers
      @Youngturntsnipers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO

    • @Youngturntsnipers
      @Youngturntsnipers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm surprised that I'm the only reply

    • @julk1732
      @julk1732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Youngturntsnipers not anymore...

    • @Youngturntsnipers
      @Youngturntsnipers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrPanda908ThePandaGuy mathew potrick

    • @scoutnova9213
      @scoutnova9213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah man... My coffee taste like colors

  • @xxidkxx2092
    @xxidkxx2092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    Next up on food theory:
    “Does an apple a day really do keep the doctor away?”
    I posted this on his last video Ik (also thx for likes, make matpot see this pls)

    • @northwestchristancurchofar8696
      @northwestchristancurchofar8696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      needs more likes

    • @jasminekaur9931
      @jasminekaur9931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want this now

    • @finn_g9945
      @finn_g9945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If you throw it at them hard enough

    • @carddu
      @carddu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finnley Griffiths lmao

    • @asterliketheflower6060
      @asterliketheflower6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If you want an answer, no. That phrase was made up by a fruit industry to help sell their apples, and I guess it worked, it’s one of the most well known fruits.

  • @chucklesdeclown8819
    @chucklesdeclown8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    me: before you say anything matpat im gonna guess weed
    matpat: "its canibus"
    me: "yes, gimmie some of that weed"

  • @tangerinefruit7205
    @tangerinefruit7205 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Three years ago I wrote an entire research paper based off of this video and got an A, thank you MatPat. 😂

  • @tyrelllowery2074
    @tyrelllowery2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    Still waiting on that "Joint vs. Bong vs. Edible" Theory. Watching the entire theory crew blaze it is on my bucket list.

    • @HeavyMetalGamingHD
      @HeavyMetalGamingHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      smoking is always very unhealthy, no matter what you smoke. So Joints and bongs already lose out.

    • @meanbean6548
      @meanbean6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sadly it's illegal in North Carolina. So it probably is not gonna happen

    • @masterwatermelonthemeparks
      @masterwatermelonthemeparks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BRO WHAT THATS DISGUSTING AND UNHEALTHY

    • @keck4022
      @keck4022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@masterwatermelonthemeparks no

    • @veemantis1975
      @veemantis1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Edibles. Dosage is far easier to measure and control, its a more intense and long lasting effect, and it doesn't have the damaging effects of breathing smoke associated with it. Plus, unlike other digested drugs like the aforementioned caffeine and alcohol, there isn't a risk of death by overdose. Least amount of risk for the most reward, it's no contest.

  • @buttercat2718
    @buttercat2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    “If cannabis was a person, it would be Olaf”
    SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT OLAF IS HIGH, MAT????

    • @pizza9317
      @pizza9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Its mat pot

    • @tentopia3517
      @tentopia3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Plus in a episode of film theory he told us that he is a suicidal snow man

    • @chumbleham1566
      @chumbleham1566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He tripping no he's falling of a cliff of drugs

    • @tentopia3517
      @tentopia3517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @coldwaterburns_
      @coldwaterburns_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he obviously is, have you seen the movie?? /j

  • @interval3021
    @interval3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Matpat just taught me what took my teachers a whole school year to teach, in just 17 minutes

    • @joelsasmad
      @joelsasmad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @ Who can even hope to retire anymore?

    • @vanillapiper9063
      @vanillapiper9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s like the quick summary they give just before a test

    • @nethaura4922
      @nethaura4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In a very entertaining method, no less

    • @OscarVersa8319
      @OscarVersa8319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would take mine 4 months

    • @durpyduck3574
      @durpyduck3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When does he not

  • @26qj
    @26qj 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There's an alternate universe where sir snopp dog exists