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  • @Juno-bug
    @Juno-bug ปีที่แล้ว +7473

    Men when women don't have sex:😡
    Men when women have sex: 😡

    • @Alex-is-really-complicated
      @Alex-is-really-complicated ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just don’t exist at this point 😂 they get mad at anything.
      Men when women don’t work: 😡
      Men when women work in higher paying jobs than them: 😡

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee ปีที่แล้ว +173

      fr 🙄

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      yeah, you're right. as a dude, i absolutely don't understand this attitude, i mean, how the fuck is it *your* problem? why do you care so much about the sexual habits of complete strangers?

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist ปีที่แล้ว

      They are only mad because women wont have sex with them specifically. And preferably without having other sex partners before them.

    • @MyPhobo
      @MyPhobo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 They're not mad at women for having sex, they're mad at women for not having sex with them specifically. I am guessing that most of these dudes are super-virgins, and if not I feel bad for the women that feel that they are so unlovable that they can only get with these goobers.

  • @kaemincha
    @kaemincha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8236

    the "a girl's genetics changes when she's married off" is so funny to me (not only bc the nephew/niece literally studies genetics) but given that we have reached far far back into human history via mitochondrial DNA which is, you guessed it, only passed on through the mother's DNA

    • @thirdlotusprince1983
      @thirdlotusprince1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      my stupid brain read 'mitochondrial' as 'midi-chlorian' and I thought this was some weird Star Wars lore

    • @erenssister.5535
      @erenssister.5535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Bruh his uncle must be failing all his classes

    • @alejandrovallejo6763
      @alejandrovallejo6763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Acktchually
      Mitochondrial DNA comes from the mitochondrias in the mothers ovules these mitochondrias stay and have their own DNA separated from the nucleus.
      It's s not actually part of the DNA of the mother.

    • @phoenix5719
      @phoenix5719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      That uncle must have offered a humongous donation to the university to get in, lol. Seems like he isn't graduating anytime soon.

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I was thinking that, like mitochondrial DNA can only be passed from mother to child. But according to this random guy, if my mom remarried than dies that mean biological she's not my mom or does my genetics change too

  • @tinntinnamp
    @tinntinnamp ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    5:50 If a women dumps you and you say OK, that would literally be a dream and huge relief for the woman.

    • @love13f
      @love13f ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Exactly!!

    • @lukasd.4389
      @lukasd.4389 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      This dude is gaslighting himself into being a decent guy haha

    • @melissalurhes6901
      @melissalurhes6901 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I love how he thinks by looking her in the eyes it makes a difference like? Ok? I had a guy do something this and I still ended up needing to leave myself because he started looking lower than my eyes and it was VERY uncomfortable

    • @YourLocalAlienhaha
      @YourLocalAlienhaha 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@lukasd.4389LMAOO

    • @strawberryshortcake4345
      @strawberryshortcake4345 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@lukasd.4389 now this is the type of gaslighting I can support, lmao

  • @keeleyalohna3889
    @keeleyalohna3889 ปีที่แล้ว +3431

    A man literally said to me as I was HELPING him and giving him gas money, “Don’t ever be a lesbian. You’re too beautiful to be a lesbian.” Me. A literal scissoring lesbian. The audacity

    • @camilacampos6361
      @camilacampos6361 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      the audacity i cant

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX ปีที่แล้ว +439

      i got a reverse one for ya. a guy friend in early high school *out of nowhere* turns to me and says "if you were ever gay, you'd get all the chicks" (also: did not know i was gay at the time, and was totally floored hearing this randomly. group hangout.)

    • @r_k2006_
      @r_k2006_ ปีที่แล้ว +43

      fr the AUDACITY

    • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
      @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@lurklingX so u are gay now.. or not? Got a lil confused. But cool either way! 🎉😂

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 yep. but also, i'm not the type to be wildly dating tons of people so in some ways don't feel legit. lol even though had a longterm rship with a girl (like 10yrs)

  • @blacksheep6855
    @blacksheep6855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5524

    I dont think they realize that if any women actually believe them, it will backfire on them.
    "Sorry I can't sleep with you, I don't want to have to age rabidly 6 months"

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      this is exactly what I thought, if I touch no pp meant I get to be immortal (or like live upto 100'S ig) then I might start dating women.

    • @keeysOST
      @keeysOST 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      "No, obviously when you meet that godly crafted man you instantly forget the rules and throw yourself at them.
      Fuck your own will."

    • @adekin1090
      @adekin1090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I think theyve given up from all romantic activities, thats why theyre acting like children that cant get what they want.

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      It's cause they mad they can't get 😺

    • @keeysOST
      @keeysOST 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@adekin1090 I don't think it's that they've given up. They most likely don't want to admit their flaws and blame it on women.
      How ironic.

  • @biannualstabbing2375
    @biannualstabbing2375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16786

    I saw a great twitter thread where this "Alpha male woman expert" was bloviating about dyed hair. He said that(paraphrasing) "In nature an animals bright coloring is a warning that it is poisonous and should be avoided and this girl replied "That coloring is meant to ward off predators, so if your repulsed then it is working" lmao best scientifically accurate clap back ever.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +956

      Gottem

    • @OceanBlvd5SOS
      @OceanBlvd5SOS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +904

      OMG that is brilliant and I love that girl lmao 😂

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +746

      Correct. Some animals use mimicry in order to make predators think they are dangerous (because a lot of toxic species use bright coloration) when they really aren't, which I assume a lot of women do when they hear those comments, lol.

    • @stargirlabi_111
      @stargirlabi_111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      @@Kimmie6772 yeah also women arent wild animals?

    • @midnights349
      @midnights349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lmaooooo

  • @sleepydevilz
    @sleepydevilz ปีที่แล้ว +1785

    I think we should start convincing misogynists that “female” is pronounced like “tamale”

    • @leon6777
      @leon6777 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Now this, this is a misinformation campaign I can get behind.
      Also when a misogynist talks about hot females. Just, yeah.

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      yooooo i wholeheartedly support this idea. just casually be like, "uh, it's _actually_ pronounced *female.* i know words are confusing, champ, but you'll get there."

    • @Zuxverbemnn
      @Zuxverbemnn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      yes lmao

    • @KitCat898
      @KitCat898 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Bisc_X
      @Bisc_X 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      whats a misogynist ? and dont google it before answering me

  • @JohnC-yz3tl
    @JohnC-yz3tl ปีที่แล้ว +936

    The best advice I got on women was from my father. He said “Listen to them, respect them, and be nice”. 10/10 dating advice, has served me very well.
    But I guess that won’t get a million tik tok views.

    • @BlueBanana.
      @BlueBanana. ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It should tho

    • @swagjose1817
      @swagjose1817 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      you are better then all those in this video, ty

    • @laumon19
      @laumon19 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This is literally the single best advice to live by, you need nothing else.

    • @fbiagent3998
      @fbiagent3998 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      I mean that's just how you should treat everyone 😂😂

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      nah it's too simple hahaha

  • @dragonwonka5724
    @dragonwonka5724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20428

    Men think women with colored hair is unattractive? Good, that's way easier than being too scared to tell them no

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

      Bright colours are a way animals keep predators at bay so it must be working.

    • @1vythesimp
      @1vythesimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

      Women with colored hair are pretty

    • @Zeldafan1ify
      @Zeldafan1ify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1583

      Hahaha imagine dyeing your hair in a "natural color" and telling them it's not your natural haircolor, their windows xp brain would implode

    • @poop6914
      @poop6914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

      Coloring my hair rainbow rn hopefully they leave me alone now

    • @Toon_Topaz
      @Toon_Topaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +880

      Imagine how it must be to think literally everything revolves around you. These men are more immature than literal children if they think my bright green hair is to attract them and not because I think it looks dope as hell lmao

  • @rachel5399
    @rachel5399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16572

    "Some women will call you insecure or controlling but it's not." He managed to sound insecure and controlling while stating this. The irony is overfilling.

    • @embrace7052
      @embrace7052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      yeah it just sounds like hes in denial lol

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      ITS NOT INSECURE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬 HOW DARE A WOMAN INSERT HER USELESS OPINION!!!!!! I THINK ALL WOMEN SHOULD SHUT UP AND OBEY ME!!!!!! 😠😠 /j

    • @simonebrooks202
      @simonebrooks202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      The fact that the guy that posted is a 50 year old bald fossil makes it even more fckn crazy

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The irony cup runneth over

    • @JustRaven00
      @JustRaven00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@DMO-DMO-DMO floodeth the room*

  • @meloliver5308
    @meloliver5308 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    As a person who has had both male and female birds housed together for 6 years and has never found a single egg, animals definitely don't always reproduce. In fact, the only female bird I've ever had that tried to mate would only do it with other females.

    • @k_a_y_l_e_e
      @k_a_y_l_e_e 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      a lioness reincarnated as a lil birb lady. i love it.

    • @silvernickel108
      @silvernickel108 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Awww that’s so cute!! What kinds of birds do you house?

    • @king-icarus
      @king-icarus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@silvernickel108 I currently have 6 budgies and a green cheek conure.

    • @meloliver5308
      @meloliver5308 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@silvernickel108 king-icarus is my alt account btw

    • @maybesomeluca
      @maybesomeluca 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      LMFAOOO☠️☠️ i had two females housed together and they would try to mate with each other all the time 😭😭😭
      edit: just realized how weird this comment looks without context

  • @lapistheanimus1092
    @lapistheanimus1092 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    Some men: "DyEd HaIr Is NoT aTtRaCtIvE!!!"
    Me (an aroace): *AGGRESSIVELY DYES HAIR*

    • @Zetourayaka_0_00blank
      @Zetourayaka_0_00blank ปีที่แล้ว +45

      HAHA WAIT IM AN AROACE WOMAN TOO, AND I WAS PLANNING TO DIE MY HAIR BLUE BEFORE THIS.
      Let’s go fellow friend! What color are you planning to dye your hair? I’m doing blue!

    • @7Elvenpath
      @7Elvenpath ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zetourayaka_0_00blank DYE/DIY/DIE?🤨

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I’m a girl and I hate dyed hair (I do dye the tips of my hair blonde, I just hate colored unnatural dye ie red, blue, pink, etc) but if this was actually true I would commit the ultimate sacrifice and be dyeing my hair neon highlighter yellow

    • @lapistheanimus1092
      @lapistheanimus1092 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Zetourayaka_0_00blank
      Ha lol I was planning to do purple

    • @lizzy_simps
      @lizzy_simps ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Blue hair isn't sexy to men"
      Me who wants to just be pretty to women: ALSO AGRESSIVLY DIES HAIR*

  • @molly3609
    @molly3609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    As a woman, as soon as a man (specifically a tyler) says "okay" to me, I immediately fall to my knees and beg for tyler the third for forgiveness. I'm genetically wired that way. It's in my genes.

    • @scomo7yearsago958
      @scomo7yearsago958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Which will change after you get married of course.

    • @Robinhartz
      @Robinhartz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Why is “Tyler the third” so funny lmaooo

    • @sugarhoneyicedtea9704
      @sugarhoneyicedtea9704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      as you should. don't be chasing rats, ladies 🥶🔥🔥

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yes that's because you are in his frame, of course.

    • @gracegrace7292
      @gracegrace7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      THEORY CONFIRMED

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3826

    Also, anyone who breaks up with you as a "test" is not someone you want to date in the first place. That's some toxic shit right there.

    • @cactusratcece7213
      @cactusratcece7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Oh shit.. my boyfriend has pranked me twice saying “I’m breaking up with you”

    • @clownrat5759
      @clownrat5759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@cactusratcece7213 that’s not a prank, love.. that’s him seeing how’d you react and if you’re still depending on him :/ that’s fucked up babe, I hope you’re doing well

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@cactusratcece7213 Get a chainsaw: NOW.
      HAha, seriously, why you still with 'that': love yourself too.

    • @Itzashlee19
      @Itzashlee19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      My ex traumatized me with that all the time .. but he was also very emotionally abusive so I dumped him.

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cactusratcece7213 He either has fucked up sense of humor or a fucked up idea of how relationships should work. Either way, that's fucked up.

  • @Gravity_Skye
    @Gravity_Skye 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +239

    Im honestly convinced that straight men don't even like women lol

    • @valorie444
      @valorie444 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      as a straight woman myself i don’t think so either

    • @JukeCubed
      @JukeCubed 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      As a straight man,.... Yeah it does seem that way.

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      its uncommon to find a genuinely happy straight couple

    • @orangegradient4309
      @orangegradient4309 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@skizzorzombie no it isn't

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@orangegradient4309 mhm..

  • @snowwhiterosered8571
    @snowwhiterosered8571 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    “When a woman marries, her genetics start to change”
    This explains where my in laws get their audacity to try and dictate my life like I’m 16 years old and living in their basement, when in reality I’m 26 with my own home and a child 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @sassneversleeps
      @sassneversleeps ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds toxic on so many levels. If they think that marriage makes your genetics change I think they better front up that marriage is cancerous.

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm so sorry about your in-laws. Try going low contact if they get the audacity again.

  • @memr1a
    @memr1a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3767

    ""Women, blue hair does not make you attractive - sincerely , all men""
    Well goddamn all the more reason to color my hair then

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Another lesson in how to perish alone

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@blueskeletonking2701 statistics:
      Women are happier single than married, the opposite is true for men.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      @@blueskeletonking2701 It's amazing how high you place the value of a spouse, as if friends and family don't exist.

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fawnieee which age groups?

    • @blueskeletonking2701
      @blueskeletonking2701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GoddoDoggo here's the thing friends and family are important I would say those are equally important. family friends spouse all have their specific niches and roles to play in your life. No one is above the other necessarily and if one is above the other it's primarily because a family members friends or spouse don't treat that person well and are not good for their overall well being. But if the family friends and spouse are good for the person and treat them accordingly then I would say all are equally important imo

  • @saddad6333
    @saddad6333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7538

    "I'm not an engineer because I'm stupid."
    Speaking as an engineer, I can tell you that in no way disqualifies you from being one.

    • @eros5593
      @eros5593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      what the fuck do engineers do

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      @@eros5593 ...we engineer things?

    • @eros5593
      @eros5593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      @@alaskabane5340 oh okay makes sense ❤️

    • @alaskabane5340
      @alaskabane5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      @@eros5593 can always count on us to provide answers :)

    • @herewego02
      @herewego02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@eros5593 I think they create stuff to help ppl do things, hope it helped!

  • @fatgecko1616
    @fatgecko1616 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Fun fact cats dont mate for pleasure. Its a seasonal thing, they dont necessarily enjoy it. Doing the act just eases the natural urge that only comes seasonally.

    • @countryoffelines
      @countryoffelines 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Yes and they can't control it really.

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Most of animals don't mate out of pleasure. Humans and couple other species are the exceptions

  • @therearenoavailableusernames
    @therearenoavailableusernames ปีที่แล้ว +483

    never been happier to be aroace, as a teenager these men make me fear for what its going to be like to be a grown woman in this world

    • @lana8314
      @lana8314 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      17 ace here and same, I'm already fed up of how I'd have to deal with that kind of men as an adult woman

    • @tenseishiyou
      @tenseishiyou ปีที่แล้ว +29

      as a fellow aroace 6’1 teenager, i hope i repel this… sub species of men

    • @user-ql5wm2wv3h
      @user-ql5wm2wv3h ปีที่แล้ว +5

      rel

    • @Kat-il4gg
      @Kat-il4gg ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea, because by then they’ll be old, and imagine what the nursing home workers will be thinking by then…

    • @pahradahdinanini
      @pahradahdinanini ปีที่แล้ว

      They won't find you attractive since they usualy prefer teenagers 😶

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6483

    I love men who don’t seem to understand that women are literally just other human beings. They seem to think we’re an entirely different species.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Women are from Venus after all.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz what?

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser ปีที่แล้ว +378

      @@rozmarinideas5340 Don't mind J, he's just asserting his alpha dominance by spamming emoji replies on every comment on every video Chad Chad ever made. That's what real men do, after all.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@gaiusjuliuspleaser ahh, I see.

    • @ayrtonjoga
      @ayrtonjoga ปีที่แล้ว +185

      It's hilarious, even as a man that doesn't talk to women often, you just need treat everyone with the same decency and you're good to go

  • @MoonManManiac
    @MoonManManiac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3891

    I worked at a movie theater for a couple years with a dude who always "preached" this type of crap, especially about how all women cheat and sleep around. One day, the guy brought two different girls on dates to the theater we worked at, on the same day (at different times of course), and apparently made out with both of them during whatever movie they saw. Later we also found out he had a long term on/off relationship with a third girl as well, while this was going on. Of course he felt as he was doing nothing wrong. Such an asshole. Also, somehow a terrible employee at a job that was so simple at the time too.

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Literally my ex was like this, constantly saying I can't talk to other men even friends who happened to be men, in the mean time he was talking/flirting to 4 other girls 🙂🙂🙂

    • @dataexpunged93N15
      @dataexpunged93N15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@cozycasasmr4510 i'm bi and a guy didn't want me talking to other girls lmao. my childhood friends that were guys were fine, but it was like he didn't want me meeting new people at all beyond that, like friends of friends. boundaries and asking questions are fine to an extent, but some people need to realize that having friends and wanting more of them isn't an automatic incentive to cheat.

    • @Enriquez2222
      @Enriquez2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      My ex didn’t want me to talk to my best friend who was male. I knew this dude since grade schools and my guy wanted me to cut him off. Like dude, get over yourself.

    • @pinkfakecheez
      @pinkfakecheez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      my friends partner (who was all too eager to hook up when she made a pass at him bc he was 35 and she was 19 at the time lol) used to constantly accuse her of cheating on him and was convinced she was doing something with her closest male friend... who just so happens to be gay and is in a long term relationship with another man. anyway, guess who was actually the cheater!!! bet you'll never guess!! (it was mr old fart, who has already sired several children by various women)

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@pinkfakecheez omg this was similar to me, my cheating ex was constantly saying I can't talk to my best friend of 10 years who wasn't even attracted to my gender, and that he was just "pretending to be gay" lmaoooo

  • @PrimataFalante
    @PrimataFalante 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    6:33 - I love that the dating advice includes a slip where they claim to be very experienced on being dumped by women. It's like bragging about being a good professional because you've being fired so much.

  • @hannahwilliams2143
    @hannahwilliams2143 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Seriously when guys say they like the “natural” look, they mean they like a ton of makeup but with no color, and perfectly cut and styled hair but with no color, completely shaved body, and perfectly manicured nails, and countless hours of the fixing and maintaining that comes along with it, but they don’t want to be ‘aware’ of all that work.
    If a woman doesn’t wear any makeup, never shaved or if their hair is just left to do what it does naturally, they would probably call her ugly or homely. 🙄
    They don’t want natural.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It's also very likely they're pro plastic-surgery too... if it's plastic surgery to areas they like (like, say, a boob job or a BBL) and feel like it's done for them as opposed to a woman doing them just because SHE likes how it looks on her (which, yeah, I've met women who have talked about wanting to get boob jobs because they just wanted bigger boobs).

    • @Lianpe98
      @Lianpe98 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not really, but more importantly, whatever some of us may prefer is our problem, it's still *your* body and therefore you are free to do whatever you want with it.

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    "Perfectly healthy vagina" is such a cursed sentence in the context he used it in lmfao 😂💀
    "You're a young and perfectly fertile female, you must settle down and breed!" 💀

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Crazy thing is a lot of older women also say stuff like that

    • @ithinkiwoulddie9196
      @ithinkiwoulddie9196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      also it’s not even the vagina that produces the children it’s the uterus what is he talking about

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i want to throw up 🧑‍🦲

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@ithinkiwoulddie9196 I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT LMAO

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@alpacawithouthat987 i think a lot of the older generation say that. it's super creepy

  • @anhoneymous5078
    @anhoneymous5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13312

    I just know that guy who was explaining NFTs was explaining them to his grandmas and great aunties one morning while they were all sitten around the kitchen counter. Then when he was done one said "chiiile my brain hadnt had to work that hard in yEEEars" with a chuckle. The others laughed and agreed. Then he smiled to himself and thought about it until 1:40am.

    • @lietz13
      @lietz13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +863

      No you don't understand it's proof that I own the ape

    • @rampion1228
      @rampion1228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      It sounds like you might be bad at explaining things my guy 😭

    • @seosaidhmaceanruig1024
      @seosaidhmaceanruig1024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      That guy was a professional football player. A little disconcerting to see him here sounding like a 14 year old redditor

    • @IRHasDiabetes911
      @IRHasDiabetes911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      @@lietz13 "I mean, I don't actually own the ape, but I own the specific URL that leads to a viewing of the ape. Yes I understand someone can create a completely independent URL to that same monkey and have their own NFT separate from mine, but I didn't get scammed buying this thing!!"

    • @user-kpkxgtj
      @user-kpkxgtj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@IRHasDiabetes911 🤣🤣 I mean, when you put it like that...

  • @mkcult4194
    @mkcult4194 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    “Every woman with a perfectly healthy v will want/desire children unless brainwashed (can’t be bothered to check what it actually says, play a long)”
    I’m healthy, I don’t want kids. I don’t want to go through childbirth, and take care of a kid for 18 years. I want to be a photographer. Can’t travel around the world taking breathtaking photos if I have Little Jimmy clinging to my arm screaming that he wants ice cream, can I?

    • @losrin5447
      @losrin5447 ปีที่แล้ว

      there’s no way you want things for yourself you’re abnormal you lot belong in the damn kitchen!!

    • @carpetedkitchen8197
      @carpetedkitchen8197 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      They really forgot infertile people can also want to have kids lmao

    • @R3FL3CTI0NS.
      @R3FL3CTI0NS. ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ​@@carpetedkitchen8197They always seem to forget that adoption is an option.

    • @bananabell318
      @bananabell318 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My mom used to be a professional photographer until whatever business she worked for went bankrupt. I don't remember much from that time, but my sister told me about one of the times our mom would be gone for a week. Our dad had to take care of us. I love my dad, but he only knows how to cook 3 things; maltomeal, tomato soup, and peanut butter sandwiches. My sister told me she was so happy when our mom got back.

    • @the_olm
      @the_olm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      and plus, that kind of lifestyle (traveling a lot) is very unhealthy for kids. soo yeah that guy is wrong in more ways than one

  • @gayjayy
    @gayjayy ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Everyone in a relationship where your partner wishes to end it, please just say "okay". You can ask why they want to end or if they would like to continue a non-sexual and non-romantic relationship, but please just let them go.
    I've had too many experiences with people begging me to stay by threats, and would rather have a cold "Okay".

    • @w_nder
      @w_nder ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Valid

  • @chaoticoverdrive27
    @chaoticoverdrive27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2616

    It’s always amusing to me when people try to use animals as an example of “women being nurturers” there are so many instances where animals abandon their young.

    • @pannajohns5255
      @pannajohns5255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Or eat/kill them 😬

    • @pittherson3260
      @pittherson3260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Sea Turtles

    • @buildinasentry1046
      @buildinasentry1046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Yeah, its really a difficult comparison these guys are trying to pull. We may be related closely to alot of our animal bros, but they are ultimately different species and have different ways of going about things.

    • @TacticusPrime
      @TacticusPrime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      My rabbits killed and eat their babies.

    • @Artsyp_anda
      @Artsyp_anda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      It's also strange but in other cases the females eat or leave the male after mating.
      or the male has to 'prove' themselves or win them over.
      it's also the colorful MALES (like in birds) not females lmao

  • @melipeli9032
    @melipeli9032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15134

    You should do the male version subreddit, its even wilder. I mean men not understanding women is one thing, but men not understanding how their own biology works is a masterpiece.

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      Bruh.😭😭

    • @teethcoat4274
      @teethcoat4274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      I thought that subreddit was usually women not understanding male biology? Or was that badmaleanatomy, I can’t remember. Either way, as a guy I find those subreddits a lot less disturbing.

    • @melipeli9032
      @melipeli9032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +652

      @@teethcoat4274 i don’t remember what it was called when i scrolled it, but it was obvious a lot of the posts that got posted there were not made by women x)

    • @theinvisiblewoman5709
      @theinvisiblewoman5709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@teethcoat4274 there is only penis and balls, I didn’t think more needed to be understood about male biology… my interest is piqued

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +989

      While on a date, I once had a man tell me he “didn’t want to get a vasectomy because he liked his 🍒 being played with”... I was like “umm and why would a vasectomy effect that?”.... Yeah so that guy thought that a vasectomy was having the 🍒 cut off completely and not just the tubes being cut...

  • @Ariel_is_a_dreamer
    @Ariel_is_a_dreamer 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    Dear women,
    I find blue hair extremely cool and attractive, these guys are just basic.
    Sincerely, a goth guy.

  • @MultiMobCast
    @MultiMobCast ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I legit thought to myself "I'd never find rainbow hair pretty" then saw the picture and thought "her hair be super pretty." Thanks for helping me grow as a person.

  • @milmils.
    @milmils. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1634

    Women: *breathes*
    Men: “Women do that to appeal us”

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🙄

    • @susannehuber3996
      @susannehuber3996 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😂

    • @Sir_Rat6225
      @Sir_Rat6225 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

    • @playerone7663
      @playerone7663 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      To be fair....I like women that breathe the most.

    • @Duothimir
      @Duothimir ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@playerone7663 Breathing, gotta be my favorite kink

  • @christiebreeechelon
    @christiebreeechelon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5708

    I was dating a guy for 6 years but decided I never wanted to marry him because I didn't think he'd treat any future children well. Took me months to gain the courage to walk away. If he told me "ok leave" that would have been amazing! Instead I got showing up at my house, unalive himself threats, threats to unalive my next partner. Please, yes. Just say "ok leave".

    • @pointless.videos1
      @pointless.videos1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      That’s actually terrible I’m so sorry you went through that :(

    • @willowoodz
      @willowoodz ปีที่แล้ว +266

      that’s horrible... i’m glad you’re okay now

    • @christiebreeechelon
      @christiebreeechelon ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@willowoodz Thank you so much. Yes, I did find someone since then. Married 3 years now. That relationship was in my late teen to my mid 20s.

    • @alaeaft
      @alaeaft ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Like, it took you 6 years to figure out he won't treat children well ?

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@alaeaft what the.. no, *obviously* not. Is that all you got from that??

  • @CatsEyethePsycho
    @CatsEyethePsycho 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    As a woman I find it empowering that my height is considered demonic

    • @NandhanaN8
      @NandhanaN8 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      im two inches too short to be demonic WHAT AM I

    • @memory.3015
      @memory.3015 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How to assert dominance 101

    • @skizzorzombie
      @skizzorzombie หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@NandhanaN8 apparently not real

    • @aynohalopesdealmeida9932
      @aynohalopesdealmeida9932 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@NandhanaN8 an anomaly that not even the SCP foundation has any record of

  • @WackMack830
    @WackMack830 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    “I’m educating women about NFTs 🤓🤓”
    That aged well

  • @persephoneblack888
    @persephoneblack888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16134

    That thing about how "women are always evaluating men's masculinity" is wild because no one evaluates masculinity more than other men. They have entire podcasts dedicated to it 😂

    • @HopeIsADrug11037
      @HopeIsADrug11037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

      just evaluating the homie's masculinity. not because they like it or anything. they're just incredibly hyper-focused on other men. but it's not gay. it's just... *looking out for the homie*

    • @dearbangtan9668
      @dearbangtan9668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      @@HopeIsADrug11037 the natural phenomenon of homiesexuality

    • @dearbangtan9668
      @dearbangtan9668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      right???? lmao your comment made me realise that all problems men complain about are problems they created themselves!

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@HopeIsADrug11037
      Don't worry, you can be gay for the homies 😌

    • @mandarinablue8438
      @mandarinablue8438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@HopeIsADrug11037 this comment made my day 👌

  • @bysscanna
    @bysscanna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7506

    about the guy that said men should just say “ok” after a women dumps them, that’s probably actually better . at least we won’t have to worry about getting killed 😩😍

    • @mitalisamdariya6084
      @mitalisamdariya6084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      facts

    • @nasskay7730
      @nasskay7730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ....or they are going to plot their deaths....

    • @spongecakeig8794
      @spongecakeig8794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@nasskay7730 💀

    • @J_Lynn
      @J_Lynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Yeah that's what I was thinking... fine advice. bad reason, but... yeah... all things alpha considered. not too bad.

    • @jaymerutkauskas1380
      @jaymerutkauskas1380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or do we 🤔🤔🤔

  • @maybringsflowers77
    @maybringsflowers77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "are you willing to enter my frame now?" 😏
    "yeah" 😏
    "okayyyy" 😏
    *door creaks*
    "come in" 😊

  • @imzzei
    @imzzei 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Cant spell menace without men

  • @brickowls7886
    @brickowls7886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4531

    if men have so many problems with women being "undesirable" or whatever adjective for "not literally perfect in my small mind", why don't they just date other men. men know what men want

    • @donutsndcoffee
      @donutsndcoffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Time to be gay, gamers

    • @sonof7yoshis
      @sonof7yoshis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      So this is what Johnny Brabo was trying to teach us!

    • @simonferocious
      @simonferocious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      Ancient Greece:

    • @Leig5H0T
      @Leig5H0T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      These men are usually homophobic

    • @chrischickering1959
      @chrischickering1959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Closeted ultra toxic men who constantly think/talk about men's bodies. The classic architectype.

  • @user-zw1os1qz1c
    @user-zw1os1qz1c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

    Men: Colored hair isn’t attractive
    Every Anime Girl Ever:

    • @draculalalaa
      @draculalalaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      They say they hate colored hair then and then go make out with their Zero Two body pillow

    • @xxamaragachaxxx3002
      @xxamaragachaxxx3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@draculalalaa def

    • @debbie1084
      @debbie1084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@draculalalaa lol😂😂

    • @ms_cartographer
      @ms_cartographer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or, they'll jerk off to Nejire Hado.

    • @celestialintrovert
      @celestialintrovert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@draculalalaa lol

  • @FlawlessM
    @FlawlessM ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "colored hair isn't attractive"
    as a male i dont care about the hair, i care about the inside
    organs are more expensive than hair

    • @w_nder
      @w_nder ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactlyy,

    • @VoxAstra-qk4jz
      @VoxAstra-qk4jz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Beta= Only cares about relationships.
      Sigma= Always on the grind.

  • @Shankin_Taint
    @Shankin_Taint ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I would argue that if a woman said “ok” to a guy breaking up with her, he’d also be mind blown

  • @johnsinclair9918
    @johnsinclair9918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9411

    People: we don't need feminism anymore.
    Also people: Why would women get an education, pursue their life goals or do anything that is NOT attractive to ME??? What else could motivate them????

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah man cause half of the population TOTALLY thinks this way. Get a grip

    • @butasimpleidiotwizard
      @butasimpleidiotwizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +968

      @@haha-lj5sq oh sorry forgot that because not every single man behaves this way that means that it's not a male specific problem that a large percentage of men participate in and thus we totally have equality now! Oh my god thank you so much for ending misogyny King you're like so important

    • @zippylucks5990
      @zippylucks5990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      @@haha-lj5sq love how you said “men” but the op said “people”

    • @atmmachine11
      @atmmachine11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@haha-lj5sq That's why 85% of homicides in Canada are committed by men right? Or why only 5% of sexual assault/abuse cases against women even get reported in Canada due to fear and because there still isn't enough support/resources for women? It might be shocking but these rates are even worse in other Countries. Women do have it tougher in this world and it's just facts, unfortunately.
      (Using Canada as an example since I'm Canadian).

    • @ihatethisusernameupdate
      @ihatethisusernameupdate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      @@haha-lj5sq
      From the sounds of this comment, you're part of the problem, chill my g

  • @savvyoto
    @savvyoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    everytime I hear "a twingee of cringeee" my serotonin instantly receives a boost

    • @TeflonBanker
      @TeflonBanker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Valid

    • @Ryan-ru6qz
      @Ryan-ru6qz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRUEEE

    • @thestressbecomesrealhere5477
      @thestressbecomesrealhere5477 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheGhostroaster what's this??

    • @mychemkatt
      @mychemkatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES THIS EXACTLY

    • @anhoneymous5078
      @anhoneymous5078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I HAAAATED it, it was like "oh my god the cringe, my ears!!" But I knew /yes/ this /is/ my humor. I completely understood the need for maxiumum cringosity for this tile card. Three vids later Iater and now I'd be pissed if it was gone- music to my ears, angels bells!, it will greet me at the heavens gate that I dont beleive in.

  • @William-Afton_jejcjschheiqx
    @William-Afton_jejcjschheiqx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The fact that one man thinks he can talk for all literally EVERY man is crazy 💀💀💀

  • @MadMusic26
    @MadMusic26 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Man: “We are not animals. We are the kings of this planet, we are more evolved.”
    Same Man: “Wanting children is natural for women. Look at cats! We’re like cats!”

    • @strawberryshortcake4345
      @strawberryshortcake4345 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "we're biologically programmed to feel attracted to younger women, it's in our nature since primitive days"

    • @wowzersfyi
      @wowzersfyi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@strawberryshortcake4345 ''women are biologically programmed to want stability and resources in a man''
      but the moment a woman starts following her biological instincts shes a gold digger bc brokis know they cant fulfill womens biological desires
      Mans biological desire: good, no problem
      Womans biological desire: goldigger! how dare you! you only want top 20 percent of the men eventho you're just following your biological desire like I do but I will shame you for it bc im average! bad bad! eventho its your biological instinct it should only be followed when its my biological instict youre a w hore if we follow yours bc majority of the men are average and its your problem, you should care abt average men even tho its not in your biological desire but I shame and dont care abt old women bc its not in my biological desires! hence we should only follow mine but not yours!

  • @CalamitasCalliope
    @CalamitasCalliope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3391

    "Blue hair isn't sexy - sincerely all men."
    Me, a lesbian: Oh thank God. So you'll stop cat calling me right?

    • @kys767
      @kys767 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one cat calls your transsexual ass

    • @that_gaystan
      @that_gaystan ปีที่แล้ว +108

      me: planning to diy my hair
      this is a bonus

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ ปีที่แล้ว

      🙄

    • @itsdalion6612
      @itsdalion6612 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@that_gaystan DIY hair???

    • @allyma3
      @allyma3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      no in fact they'll fetishize you and bother u to be "freaky" w them

  • @b.bird.
    @b.bird. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    4:43
    It's funny because female cats are known to choose celibacy and can be very aggressive towards any male cats.
    So yeah, a cat can say "No, not me. I'm going to be a mouse chaser. Can't have kittens"

    • @bib4eto656
      @bib4eto656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      And we famously spay and neueter both genders of cats, especially important for strays, because it's a fact that them breeding wantonly "as nature intended" isn't a good thing for them.

    • @tumultoustortellini
      @tumultoustortellini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Dude could have chosen any animals but chose the one pet that has it's females get hurt during mating

    • @snoixalicious
      @snoixalicious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@tumultoustortellini mf just thinks thats how all sex must work

    • @Sleepydog01
      @Sleepydog01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      also many different animals after having babies will kill them because they don’t want to be mothers among many other things
      edit: actually checked my sources to make sure i’m not having a twitter moment

    • @Mai_mna
      @Mai_mna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is why clowns shouldn't have phones (talking about the guy in the video)

  • @fallingawayfromthenorm
    @fallingawayfromthenorm ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I’ve had men try to convince me to remove my many piercings because I’d look so much prettier, including when I worked as a body piercer. I never understood why they thought their opinion would make me change my appearance for them.

    • @benedetta_crln
      @benedetta_crln 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Got this with my pixie cut. Made me want to shave the rest of my hair

  • @JarNO_WAY
    @JarNO_WAY 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    5:35 Schrödinger's height: as long as you don't observe the height, you are all of them at the same time

  • @KM-mw3jp
    @KM-mw3jp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    I love that the cat analogy is just so incorrect it’s hilarious; female lions are literally the hunters and protectors of the group. Male lions just lay around and do nothing besides having sex and occasionally trying to scare off a big animal.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Wish I was a male lion

    • @dantemaquiavelli9039
      @dantemaquiavelli9039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      I mean they do quite a bit more. One of their most important tasks y marking their territory and warding off other male lions since they can kill the cubs, and make sure other lion prides don't pass.
      Of course when it comes to providing the lionesses are the ones doing most of the job for the pride, and they are the center, since male lions can come and go but the lionesses will still be there.
      But that doesn't mean the male lions don't do shit, it's just what they do doesn't fit completely with the idea of masculinity the idiots using this excuse have.
      By all this I mean I agree with you, and just wanted to add my two cents, since I think the labor male lions do is kind of important to save the offspring from others.

    • @liria75
      @liria75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@dantemaquiavelli9039 mama lion provides and papa lion protects

    • @a_khan9024
      @a_khan9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hmm you couldn't have been more wrong. Male lions are actually the one's that protect the lion pride from any stray male's lurking around that kill cubs, female lion's can't really do much of anything against them, Same thing when they get attacked by hyenas, they actually harass female lion's but run at the sight of a single male lion . It's true that female lion's hunt most of the time but that's because they're light in weight, more agile and have to nurture their cubs which is also why you see that them mostly hunting small game like deer's, warthog's etc most of the time. When it comes to big game like zebras, buffalo or even giraffe's the male lion drops them with almost little to no effort lol, but again that's because it's 3 to 4 times the size of a female lion and weighs even more which is why they don't bother hunting small game because then they tire quick.

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Also male lions are one of the most common mammals in the animal kingdom to display same-sex attraction.

  • @milhousevanhoutan9235
    @milhousevanhoutan9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    If a woman said "I want to break up with you" and I said "Okay" and got the response "I was just testing!" I would just nod and say "Okay, we're still broken up because that's insane behavior"

    • @kaysee2428
      @kaysee2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      No logical adult would pull "tests" like this. It's some middle school crap right there lol

    • @chillcreep4926
      @chillcreep4926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      A quality response.

    • @Goat.Cheese
      @Goat.Cheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Same. If somebody is testing you by breaking up with you then you're better off without them

    • @kitkaty3
      @kitkaty3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      My last ex literally did this to me, yet still claims that I broke up with him because, of course, it was just a test... absolute psycho behaviour

    • @Artsyp_anda
      @Artsyp_anda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      facts! whoever does this isn't a good person period

  • @mishayakovlyevna6657
    @mishayakovlyevna6657 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    They want us to be like nature until we start eating our young 😔

    • @aactrlalt
      @aactrlalt ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i start laying eggs and all of a sudden nobody wants me..

    • @ILIKEOTTERS
      @ILIKEOTTERS ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was just eating a NORMAL snack after my baby was born, and all off the sudden, I'm a "monster" and need to "get out of the maternity ward". Smh, everyone knows that this is what the pinnacle of evolution, crabs, do in nature!

    • @blahaj3730
      @blahaj3730 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ILIKEOTTERS IKR!
      Like come on!
      At least don’t bother me before my breakfast 😒

  • @FoxintheBox907
    @FoxintheBox907 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:40 what's so funny about this to me is that fact that female cats are more often hunters than male cats

  • @DemonChild263
    @DemonChild263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    Say "okay" and the woman second guesses herself? No she goes " thank god you don't have the emotional maturity of a toddler and aren't going to beat me to death because I told you no"

    • @modderbad
      @modderbad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      let them believe what they want. When my ex said 'okay' I was relieved and walked away no hard feelings

    • @b.bird.
      @b.bird. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And his story is definitely true, 100% not made up so he can look like Giga Chad with 800 IQ

    • @Chemillioneer
      @Chemillioneer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Might not get her back, but if her other ex's are childish screamers, then he will obviously be further ahead.

    • @DemonChild263
      @DemonChild263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Chemillioneer youre setting the bar real fuckin low there, homeslice.

    • @johnathanmandrake7240
      @johnathanmandrake7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      #SayNoToAlimony

  • @Zoey-wf3op
    @Zoey-wf3op 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    "Women are always evaluating your masculinity" Sadly some men evaluate their worth through traditional masculine things like money, g*rls, ball size and PROJECt this to Jenna at Target who is actually just wondering what spotify playlist to have drive home to after clocking out

    • @kaylala4695
      @kaylala4695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      me im jenna

    • @anshi5098
      @anshi5098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Bro im just thinking about spicy food like ALWAYS

    • @tripical
      @tripical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I have never really had an issue with masculinity, I've always kinda laughed at how primal alot of the guys acted around girls at school and like I know every guy has those tendencies but wanting to have money and look of a higher class I think we share through gender not, exclusive to one

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tripical
      True craving success isn’t tied to only one gender but one can observe that the male gender is far more likely to strive for success

    • @sheilasolosthemcu
      @sheilasolosthemcu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 To imitate the men who say is.

  • @sakiikisser
    @sakiikisser ปีที่แล้ว +17

    7:50 how i say goodnight to my friends fr

  • @ignoremeplease
    @ignoremeplease ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Blue hair is unattractive
    Sincerely, all men."
    Brb gotta go to the hair salon

  • @elleevans80
    @elleevans80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Women : *do anything like wear makeup,breathe or just exist*
    Some men : Is for me? 👉🏻👈🏻

    • @samyukthasrikanth4214
      @samyukthasrikanth4214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Some men really think the whole world revolves around them lmaooo

    • @parry111
      @parry111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do realize this comment is way more ignorant than the people you're trying to mock?

    • @nenkonya8542
      @nenkonya8542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *incels

    • @theyoungg1590
      @theyoungg1590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@parry111 all men in the video mentioned act like this so what's your point?

    • @asshole9191
      @asshole9191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like the age old saying goes: "if she breathes, she's a thot"

  • @joydasko5171
    @joydasko5171 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    “Women just don’t understand male sexual attraction”
    Nah, we just don’t care

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ ปีที่แล้ว

      🙄

    • @user-hw6bi5uc1q
      @user-hw6bi5uc1q ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and it's too contradictory

    • @ASweetShortCake
      @ASweetShortCake 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      It’s not that we all collectively just do not care. (That contributes to the reason. But it’s mostly that) We’re our own people, and it’s far healthier to be who you want to be and get with someone who loves you for that than to change yourself and your body for someone who believes you owe it to them… as though they own you and that their happiness triumphs all. You’re setting yourself up for failure if you listen to them, which is why girls typically don’t.

    • @littlestsnowy8177
      @littlestsnowy8177 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@ASweetShortCakeThis is literally it.

    • @godiswithyou.5358
      @godiswithyou.5358 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Growth is realizing that being sexually attractive to males is not a win: because it doesn’t guarantee you anything, at all. You spend so much time hoping random males find you pretty and it is TIRING. Do you find yourself pretty? Do you like that dress? Do you feel comfortable in this or that?
      Our lives don’t revolve around what males find attractive: If they did, we’d be unhappy forever.

  • @c0mput3r80y
    @c0mput3r80y ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2:45 oh, so that's why all cartoon married couples look like siblings...

  • @spacedragon2853
    @spacedragon2853 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    4:16 I think he's confusing women with orange cats

  • @l.810
    @l.810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3174

    Ah yes. Before I dye my hair I stop and think: “will this be attractive to men?” Because of course that’s the only possible reason I would be changing my appearance for. Every morning when I get up I think: “hmm what outfit will be most attractive to men?” Same goes with all my daily choices because of I’m not appealing to men, what’s the purpose of me, a mere woman?

    • @l.810
      @l.810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @Jordan Breanna fr they be thinking my sole purpose is to appeal to them 💀

    • @gjh9299
      @gjh9299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      get a cat

    • @l.810
      @l.810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@gjh9299 ?

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      If a man says this, make sure to let them know how “oh, I don’t think girls will like that” with every hair or fashion choice they make and see how hypocritical their double standards are

    • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
      @SOBEKCrocodileGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ps1hagrid786 I don’t recall saying everyone was like that. I said *if* someone says that.

  • @soap3468
    @soap3468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    Gotta love how every time they talk about a women's biology it's always "vagina" when they are referring to functions of other structures like the uterus

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🙄

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Proof that they have absolutely no maidens

    • @SamanthaLaurier
      @SamanthaLaurier ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@CraftingGummi Purely maidenless behavior.

    • @losrin5447
      @losrin5447 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@crankheart at least i know the p*nis the testicles the urethra the prostate and the epididymis
      because i actually studied in school
      maybe people should actually know what they grew in before they were born

    • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
      @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U think they’re medically trained 😂? They’re fools!

  • @justadumblesbian2500
    @justadumblesbian2500 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    As a blue haired lesbian, I'm so happy men don't find it attractive 🙏

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love the “it’s nature” argument for how women should behave as if the whole point of society and culture is to separate our behaviors and beliefs from that of our ancestors

  • @michsalad1871
    @michsalad1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3162

    respect for chad chad who has to see this cringey bs everyday and have to rewatch it as she edits her videos just for all of us to watch ✊

    • @ItsMeLarky
      @ItsMeLarky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed xD

    • @dataexpunged93N15
      @dataexpunged93N15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chad Chad the Chad

    • @share.theworld
      @share.theworld 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My hero

    • @nyxx7813
      @nyxx7813 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean it is kinda cringe to believe all men under 6’0 and 7 inches should kill themselves but hey support your hitler by all means

    • @like_grrra
      @like_grrra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nyxx7813 who tf said all that??

  • @EmyN
    @EmyN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    They say they love "natural" women but she can't have any hair below her eyelashes and she must be fit and have great skin and actually wear makeup because without it she looks tired

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Below her eyes. I doubt they want women without eyelashes 😁

    • @Ionilas
      @Ionilas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lauratroy13 Eyelashes? On a woman?? Repulsive! Get that away from me! Burn it at the stake!

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Women also can't wear glasses or contacts, take showers, brush her teeth, wear clothes, live in a house, drive a car, etc. as that is all unnatural.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly this sums it up really well.

    • @mollysministuff
      @mollysministuff ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Only "natural" makeup, but no body hair! It's not like women naturally have hair everywhere!

  • @K3NNYMCC0RMICK.
    @K3NNYMCC0RMICK. ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:43 yknow it’s rlly funny because with this dudes logic we are also meant to eat our own kids because “it’s a nature thing”. Many animals eat their young if there is too many, a predator is near or they are hungry. So if you have a child and don’t know what to eat, eat the child!

  • @justins8634
    @justins8634 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This might sound brutal, but on the bright side, most of these guys will never reproduce.

  • @dustbunny6381
    @dustbunny6381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    "dost thou wipe thine ass with straw?" is an EXTREMELY powerful line and i'll be using that from now on. there's no way to recover from that one.

    • @samjaneczek9570
      @samjaneczek9570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It's even better when you consider the amount of men that feel emasculated when they have to wipe their own ass and therefore either don't or just do it poorly. 😂😬

    • @genderfluidlygay7146
      @genderfluidlygay7146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Useless fun fact no one asked for but I'm still going to say it : "dost" is "friend" in my native language 😂.

    • @shakthiganesh5117
      @shakthiganesh5117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@genderfluidlygay7146 I think I have a good idea of what your native language is.

    • @iwashere3167
      @iwashere3167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@samjaneczek9570 that's... that's a thing????? 😟

    • @samjaneczek9570
      @samjaneczek9570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@iwashere3167 Unfortunately. There are a lot of stories about wives asking online what they should do to get their husbands to wipe better. I guess somehow some guys feel like touching their own ass makes them less "manly."

  • @kohga1475
    @kohga1475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    Fun fact:
    *Women can do things for themselves, it’s not always for you or about you.*

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤥

    • @liz8986
      @liz8986 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Exactly, like how self absorbed do you have to be to think that..?

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liz8986 🤭

    • @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463
      @thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@THEREALLORDJ Lmao troll.

    • @THEREALLORDJ
      @THEREALLORDJ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 LMAO CRYBABY!!!

  • @gracieistasty
    @gracieistasty 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    i don’t think my first thought in the world is ever “how can i attract a man today” im straight but this subreddit might just turn me gay

  • @rambosapphire4463
    @rambosapphire4463 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I actually colored my hair a vibrant magenta for the sole purpose of *scaring off* men, like some kind of poison dart frog

  • @Ignitethesky
    @Ignitethesky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    My wife has blue hair and I love it... The same dudes that have these ridiculously high standards for women, are the same type of guys that expect women to lower their standards to find them attractive. Of course if the woman doesn't find them attractive it's because "she's a bitch". Not because they are d bags.

    • @calthekonqueror312
      @calthekonqueror312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah blue hair is totally attractive

    • @adekin1090
      @adekin1090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Assholes are assholes they just happen to be men with internet.

    • @Ignitethesky
      @Ignitethesky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Cassandra Tafoya the other part of that is self esteem as well. I work from home and basically no one ever sees me. However, I still workout, cut my hair, etc. Your self image has a big impact on your life I think.

    • @sakura9959
      @sakura9959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Cassandra Tafoya Because they want the make up? Why do people always come w the most absurd answers instead of the one in front of their face. Maybe and just maybe, women, like most people, do things out of their own interests.

    • @lynnbevis4418
      @lynnbevis4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For real hair is bright purple and my boyfriend likes it more than my regular hair color like just because you want a girl to wear a corset and pantyhose and basically be from a coffee commercial in the fifties doesn't mean some of them aren't into goth bitches

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    I like how they say female cats don't decide they want to hunt mice and not have kittens. But they can do both, I don't know about other cats but lioness do all the major hunting while also caring for the cubs
    (Some people in the replies gave other animal groups who are female lead, but my point is animals can both be mothers while hunting food and providing to the group outside of having kids so the idea that women can do the same in the human side of the world. Debunking this idiots idea that women can only give birth and care for the home when she can have children but also earn a wage and still be a good mom)

    • @cheerupbaby1715
      @cheerupbaby1715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Yeah and the lion just sits there and fight sometimes while everyone call him a king but never calling the female queen lol the ironyyy

    • @jkthegreat5687
      @jkthegreat5687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cheerupbaby1715 well thats the whole reason the lion gets called king cause he doesn’t participate in hunting.
      You cant be a king/queen if you do peasant work

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      i hate those ppl who ALWAYS bring up lions when talking about gender roles. like are they not a matriarchal species

    • @peachyevren5789
      @peachyevren5789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@jkthegreat5687 and in some species the female animal will bite the males head off after it fullfilled its purpose, rendering males completely useless.
      You sound pathetic my guy, judging from your other comments.

    • @daffadilly
      @daffadilly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@jkthegreat5687 imagine calling it peasant work when lionesses will literally chase off or kill a male that is no longer serving his purpose in their pride. That, and statistically female lions are more adept hunters than their male counterparts, making his almost entirely useless. There are actually prides of lonely bachelor lions because they get no bitches 💀

  • @alxxge
    @alxxge ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “blue hair doesn’t make you attractive or give you attention in any positive way - sincerely all *men* ” brb gonna go dye my hair blue

  • @proudCitizenOfKurtistown
    @proudCitizenOfKurtistown ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Some random man:EW,you have dyed hair?No men are gonna wanna date you!
    Me:that’s the point *winks in bisexual*

  • @SOBEKCrocodileGod
    @SOBEKCrocodileGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12422

    “Blue hair isn’t sexy - sincerely all men”
    1. As a man, yes, it is attractive to me.
    2. I don’t think women care much what your hair color preferences are.
    This shit reminds me of my mom telling me not to try certain looks because “girls won’t like that.” Like, okay. If they don’t like me the way I am expressing myself, they just might not be worth my time.

    • @alice-8566
      @alice-8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

      Ikr. It gets so annoying when all people ever tell you is “guys don’t like this, guys don’t like that” but none of us ever asked 😐

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +814

      It's sad how we're all conditioned to base our self-worth entirely on what other people MIGHT think. 90% of the people I see daily probably don't even think about me once I'm gone, and I don't think about them, so why should we dictate each other's lives?

    • @changedpace9169
      @changedpace9169 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alice-8566 whale

    • @celestialintrovert
      @celestialintrovert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      I respect you for saying this

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      I'm gay and I still think a woman with died hair looks attractive.

  • @rachel5399
    @rachel5399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "Women need to have children because you dont ever see a female cat contemplate having kittens." Yes, because all mating in the animal kingdom is consensual, and also, they shit in either litter boxes or outside, literally what is your point??

    • @heywhat6676
      @heywhat6676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      One regrettable thing I must bring up- the animal kingdom is not perfect in this regard at all. Rape exists in many, many species, sadly

    • @RocketTurret
      @RocketTurret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      also animals literally live out doors. they have nothing better to do than have kids. we humans have things like hobbies, aside from the guys who post this kinda shit lmao

    • @Toxihex
      @Toxihex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Plenty of animal species cannot tell the difference between male and female either and just act out their instincts when in heat. The difference between these dudes and the animals though is that the animals stop after mating season is over and are capable of focusing on other things.

    • @MsMoonDragoon
      @MsMoonDragoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Toxihex FR male koalas will litterally fuck anything untill they succeed.

    • @user-yq3vt7zr5m
      @user-yq3vt7zr5m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@RocketTurret exactly animals don't have hobbies or don't go to work everyday.. can't believe some men literally compare human life to animals

  • @jamiecurran3544
    @jamiecurran3544 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    These guy's are an insult to all us normal guy's worldwide, ladies you are the mothers of our children , our significant others, n without you we wouldn't exist you are all awesome !☺️💜✌️

    • @chaiwolfen
      @chaiwolfen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is so wholesome, it made my day. Thank you 😊

    • @jamiecurran3544
      @jamiecurran3544 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chaiwolfen your welcome!😊💜✌️

  • @lottaca
    @lottaca ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "when a girl breaks up with you say ok and she'll be shook" yeah because she's expecting you to make a scene and break everything if your thoughts are any indicative of your behavior

  • @XxfearlessStarxX
    @XxfearlessStarxX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I’m so confused why these men are so obsessed with women when they clearly can’t stand women? If you don’t like them then just mind your business.

    • @offensivevibes511
      @offensivevibes511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      or just like men Lmaoo💀

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      They like women's parts, not actual women

    • @offensivevibes511
      @offensivevibes511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@tychopanda get a sex doll then??!!?

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@offensivevibes511 if only they would, at least they'd leave women alone

    • @johnathanmandrake7240
      @johnathanmandrake7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They want to like women, but in their eyes, women have fallen and are needing help and instruction to stand back up.
      But since industrialization has stolen the fathers of all men, for over 150 years, men no longer know how to be men and fail to properly man for a woman.

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    Actually I have seen cats that don't mate. Both males and females. Unfixed. Never mated in their life. I've also seen females denying certain males and accepting others.
    So yeah, animals do sometimes choose not to have kids. EVEN ones that go into heat, like cats.

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Hmm never heard of an Asexual cat until now. Neat

    • @rimjhimchakraborty9365
      @rimjhimchakraborty9365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 cats also eat their dead kittens and abandons and isolates the sick ones. Also if a cat gives birth to 4 kittens, chances are all of them have different dads. ✨The more you know ✨

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@rimjhimchakraborty9365 That's also not always true! Another experience I have with cats is mothers clinging to their dead kittens and even bringing them back to the litter if they get separated. Same with sick kittens. It's extremely sad. I'd honestly prefer if they all ate them.

    • @rimjhimchakraborty9365
      @rimjhimchakraborty9365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@catpoke9557 Yeah probably that too. I've taken care of many stray cats all my life, so I've seen this eat the dead thing happen very commonly. But, tho quite rarely, I've seen exceptions too!

    • @naomistarlight6178
      @naomistarlight6178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I like imagining the mood of a female cat who experiences heat but is just like "nah"... naps are better...

  • @BoobroPhantom
    @BoobroPhantom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    So when a girl marries off to another family she becomes ginormica from monsters vs aliens?

  • @YourJapanic
    @YourJapanic ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Blue hair isnt sexy- sincerely, all men”
    That one boy in my class with blue hair: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @anajelic6160
    @anajelic6160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    one of my favorite moments from high school was when this guy who openly liked me told me he'd never speak to me again if i dyed my hair red. naturally i showed up to school the next day with red hair. how the fuck do these types of men survive infancy

    • @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath
      @thebacteriawasbeatentodeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      That's so funny lmao I'm glad you did that

    • @tychopanda
      @tychopanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      it's funny he thinks his time is so important to you lmao

    • @kirttnabala2385
      @kirttnabala2385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What did he do?

    • @adidi_
      @adidi_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kirttnabala2385 i have the same question

    • @vaguelyviscous4384
      @vaguelyviscous4384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kirttnabala2385 please I have to know what he did

  • @LordDomielOfElysium
    @LordDomielOfElysium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    “Dyed hair doesn’t sexually attract men!”
    My lesbian self: yeah..that’s..kind of the point.

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I have bad news as a bisexual man....

    • @50733Blabla1337
      @50733Blabla1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There are a lot of hetero women with dyed hair tho? And they attract men without issue.

    • @rovaughncampbell3062
      @rovaughncampbell3062 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't work on me has the opposite effect actually

    • @YouHadMeAtHalo
      @YouHadMeAtHalo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@50733Blabla1337 it’s a joke

    • @how-brash
      @how-brash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as a straight dude I love that bc they’re probably cool introspective, and well aware of themselves

  • @mooshroomwizard6453
    @mooshroomwizard6453 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I’m gay and this video reminded me why.

    • @B.D.E.
      @B.D.E. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I thought being gay wasn't a choice.

    • @fernmist5411
      @fernmist5411 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@B.D.E. It's not, they're joking lol

  • @arkordryl4175
    @arkordryl4175 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    we need a ''women when you teach them nft'' gif

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Redditors: "Brightly colored hair isn't attractive to men."
    Redditors, but with anime waifus: "I beg your pardon?"

    • @Baldbutstillhuman
      @Baldbutstillhuman ปีที่แล้ว +85

      That goes to show it’s not the hair; it’s what they think the hair represents! Btw no hate to girls with dyed hair. Love y’all.

  • @Noooiiiissseee
    @Noooiiiissseee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Using nature as an argument for things is so weird. It's also perfectly natural to forage for food, pick a toxic mushroom and have your pancreas slowly dissolve over the course of 2 weeks while you die in agony. That doesn't mean it's a good thing or something we should just accept as right.

    • @PurplePastaNoms
      @PurplePastaNoms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Dying from cancer is also natural, so does that mean we should simply succumb to deadly diseases?

    • @50733Blabla1337
      @50733Blabla1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It is literally a fallacy to invoke nature in discussions. :D Ironically these are probably also fans of "destroying xy with FACTS AND LOGIC"

    • @IronAngeline
      @IronAngeline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      We even have a name for this fallacy: "appeal to nature." Also many, MANY animals "naturally" murder their young or the young of rivals. Meerkats? Cute as heck, but commit casual infanticide consantly. WE SHOULD NOT BE TRYING TO EMULATE OTHER ANIMALS.

    • @Sakine-animate
      @Sakine-animate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@IronAngeline plus several animal species (probably most, just a few observed) engage in homosexuality, so anyone using the “it’s unnatural” speech don’t really know nature.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@IronAngeline Yeah we're our own animal and as many people might have noticed just a lil tiny baby bit....sort of doing our own non-natural thing ALL the time. Its also not natural to have air conditioning or taco bells but somehow I don't see these Tylers protesting modern society to live naturally anytime soon. Cherry picking like fuckin crazy.

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Do you ever hear a cat say 'No. Not me. I'm gonna be a mouse chaser!'"
    Bluestar from Warriors : Well.... 👀

    • @icarus4302
      @icarus4302 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A FELLOW WARRIORS FAN IN THE WILD 🤝🤝🤝

  • @ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen
    @ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:14 ad skip

  • @glitterhands8390
    @glitterhands8390 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    of course, this makes perfect sense. I can't let my girlfriend hang out with any of her friends, that's inappropriate. But of course I can go to strip clubs and drink all night, then continue to get laid by multiple women. I'm not the problem, she is.

    • @Tasny_Coyote
      @Tasny_Coyote ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Right on point! Sexism, what a beautiful thing. (Also yes I get the joke)

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX ปีที่แล้ว +85

      hhaha "my girl be actin CRAZZZY, man!"
      literally have heard this from so many serial cheaters.

    • @Nazareth07.
      @Nazareth07. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's someone with mental health problems. A control freak who takes advantage of the fact women invest their emotions thinking they're strong when in fact they're actually so insecure they need to control every single aspect of their lives.
      It usually happens with guys who have in their childhood been severely traumatized and abused/betrayed by people they thought they could trust

  • @ashbruv8590
    @ashbruv8590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1231

    I sure hope that Wright brother’s joke doesn’t fly over peoples heads!

  • @Patchedgurly
    @Patchedgurly 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I once ran into a guy from a school nearby mine. He was very nice. We became close friends but then literally he told me what do I want to do in the future but before I could answer he cut me off and said
    “ if it isn’t become a housewife, and raise children then are you even a woman?” He said it like it was a normal thing cuz he was laughing like I would agree.
    I told him I wanted to be an artist and how painting was my hobby and he just got up and left and THANKFULLY he hasn’t bothered me since

  • @goldielocks7074
    @goldielocks7074 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The fact that men think women care if they like our hair color. I've dyed my hair blue, and I didn't even care to think what a guy thought of it!