"Some women will call you insecure or controlling but it's not." He managed to sound insecure and controlling while stating this. The irony is overfilling.
ITS NOT INSECURE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬 HOW DARE A WOMAN INSERT HER USELESS OPINION!!!!!! I THINK ALL WOMEN SHOULD SHUT UP AND OBEY ME!!!!!! 😠😠 /j
the "a girl's genetics changes when she's married off" is so funny to me (not only bc the nephew/niece literally studies genetics) but given that we have reached far far back into human history via mitochondrial DNA which is, you guessed it, only passed on through the mother's DNA
Acktchually Mitochondrial DNA comes from the mitochondrias in the mothers ovules these mitochondrias stay and have their own DNA separated from the nucleus. It's s not actually part of the DNA of the mother.
I was thinking that, like mitochondrial DNA can only be passed from mother to child. But according to this random guy, if my mom remarried than dies that mean biological she's not my mom or does my genetics change too
@@cactusratcece7213 that’s not a prank, love.. that’s him seeing how’d you react and if you’re still depending on him :/ that’s fucked up babe, I hope you’re doing well
yeah, you're right. as a dude, i absolutely don't understand this attitude, i mean, how the fuck is it *your* problem? why do you care so much about the sexual habits of complete strangers?
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 They're not mad at women for having sex, they're mad at women for not having sex with them specifically. I am guessing that most of these dudes are super-virgins, and if not I feel bad for the women that feel that they are so unlovable that they can only get with these goobers.
I dont think they realize that if any women actually believe them, it will backfire on them. "Sorry I can't sleep with you, I don't want to have to age rabidly 6 months"
Imagine how it must be to think literally everything revolves around you. These men are more immature than literal children if they think my bright green hair is to attract them and not because I think it looks dope as hell lmao
"Perfectly healthy vagina" is such a cursed sentence in the context he used it in lmfao 😂💀 "You're a young and perfectly fertile female, you must settle down and breed!" 💀
A man literally said to me as I was HELPING him and giving him gas money, “Don’t ever be a lesbian. You’re too beautiful to be a lesbian.” Me. A literal scissoring lesbian. The audacity
i got a reverse one for ya. a guy friend in early high school *out of nowhere* turns to me and says "if you were ever gay, you'd get all the chicks" (also: did not know i was gay at the time, and was totally floored hearing this randomly. group hangout.)
@@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 yep. but also, i'm not the type to be wildly dating tons of people so in some ways don't feel legit. lol even though had a longterm rship with a girl (like 10yrs)
I saw a great twitter thread where this "Alpha male woman expert" was bloviating about dyed hair. He said that(paraphrasing) "In nature an animals bright coloring is a warning that it is poisonous and should be avoided and this girl replied "That coloring is meant to ward off predators, so if your repulsed then it is working" lmao best scientifically accurate clap back ever.
Correct. Some animals use mimicry in order to make predators think they are dangerous (because a lot of toxic species use bright coloration) when they really aren't, which I assume a lot of women do when they hear those comments, lol.
I worked at a movie theater for a couple years with a dude who always "preached" this type of crap, especially about how all women cheat and sleep around. One day, the guy brought two different girls on dates to the theater we worked at, on the same day (at different times of course), and apparently made out with both of them during whatever movie they saw. Later we also found out he had a long term on/off relationship with a third girl as well, while this was going on. Of course he felt as he was doing nothing wrong. Such an asshole. Also, somehow a terrible employee at a job that was so simple at the time too.
Literally my ex was like this, constantly saying I can't talk to other men even friends who happened to be men, in the mean time he was talking/flirting to 4 other girls 🙂🙂🙂
@@cozycasasmr4510 i'm bi and a guy didn't want me talking to other girls lmao. my childhood friends that were guys were fine, but it was like he didn't want me meeting new people at all beyond that, like friends of friends. boundaries and asking questions are fine to an extent, but some people need to realize that having friends and wanting more of them isn't an automatic incentive to cheat.
My ex didn’t want me to talk to my best friend who was male. I knew this dude since grade schools and my guy wanted me to cut him off. Like dude, get over yourself.
my friends partner (who was all too eager to hook up when she made a pass at him bc he was 35 and she was 19 at the time lol) used to constantly accuse her of cheating on him and was convinced she was doing something with her closest male friend... who just so happens to be gay and is in a long term relationship with another man. anyway, guess who was actually the cheater!!! bet you'll never guess!! (it was mr old fart, who has already sired several children by various women)
@@pinkfakecheez omg this was similar to me, my cheating ex was constantly saying I can't talk to my best friend of 10 years who wasn't even attracted to my gender, and that he was just "pretending to be gay" lmaoooo
I just know that guy who was explaining NFTs was explaining them to his grandmas and great aunties one morning while they were all sitten around the kitchen counter. Then when he was done one said "chiiile my brain hadnt had to work that hard in yEEEars" with a chuckle. The others laughed and agreed. Then he smiled to himself and thought about it until 1:40am.
@@MoarCheeseBirb "I mean, I don't actually own the ape, but I own the specific URL that leads to a viewing of the ape. Yes I understand someone can create a completely independent URL to that same monkey and have their own NFT separate from mine, but I didn't get scammed buying this thing!!"
I love how he thinks by looking her in the eyes it makes a difference like? Ok? I had a guy do something this and I still ended up needing to leave myself because he started looking lower than my eyes and it was VERY uncomfortable
You should do the male version subreddit, its even wilder. I mean men not understanding women is one thing, but men not understanding how their own biology works is a masterpiece.
I thought that subreddit was usually women not understanding male biology? Or was that badmaleanatomy, I can’t remember. Either way, as a guy I find those subreddits a lot less disturbing.
@@teethcoat4274 i don’t remember what it was called when i scrolled it, but it was obvious a lot of the posts that got posted there were not made by women x)
While on a date, I once had a man tell me he “didn’t want to get a vasectomy because he liked his 🍒 being played with”... I was like “umm and why would a vasectomy effect that?”.... Yeah so that guy thought that a vasectomy was having the 🍒 cut off completely and not just the tubes being cut...
As a woman, as soon as a man (specifically a tyler) says "okay" to me, I immediately fall to my knees and beg for tyler the third for forgiveness. I'm genetically wired that way. It's in my genes.
The best advice I got on women was from my father. He said “Listen to them, respect them, and be nice”. 10/10 dating advice, has served me very well. But I guess that won’t get a million tik tok views.
It’s always amusing to me when people try to use animals as an example of “women being nurturers” there are so many instances where animals abandon their young.
Yeah, its really a difficult comparison these guys are trying to pull. We may be related closely to alot of our animal bros, but they are ultimately different species and have different ways of going about things.
It's also strange but in other cases the females eat or leave the male after mating. or the male has to 'prove' themselves or win them over. it's also the colorful MALES (like in birds) not females lmao
I was dating a guy for 6 years but decided I never wanted to marry him because I didn't think he'd treat any future children well. Took me months to gain the courage to walk away. If he told me "ok leave" that would have been amazing! Instead I got showing up at my house, unalive himself threats, threats to unalive my next partner. Please, yes. Just say "ok leave".
As a person who has had both male and female birds housed together for 6 years and has never found a single egg, animals definitely don't always reproduce. In fact, the only female bird I've ever had that tried to mate would only do it with other females.
LMFAOOO☠️☠️ i had two females housed together and they would try to mate with each other all the time 😭😭😭 edit: just realized how weird this comment looks without context
People: we don't need feminism anymore. Also people: Why would women get an education, pursue their life goals or do anything that is NOT attractive to ME??? What else could motivate them????
@@haha-lj5sq oh sorry forgot that because not every single man behaves this way that means that it's not a male specific problem that a large percentage of men participate in and thus we totally have equality now! Oh my god thank you so much for ending misogyny King you're like so important
@@haha-lj5sq That's why 85% of homicides in Canada are committed by men right? Or why only 5% of sexual assault/abuse cases against women even get reported in Canada due to fear and because there still isn't enough support/resources for women? It might be shocking but these rates are even worse in other Countries. Women do have it tougher in this world and it's just facts, unfortunately. (Using Canada as an example since I'm Canadian).
That thing about how "women are always evaluating men's masculinity" is wild because no one evaluates masculinity more than other men. They have entire podcasts dedicated to it 😂
just evaluating the homie's masculinity. not because they like it or anything. they're just incredibly hyper-focused on other men. but it's not gay. it's just... *looking out for the homie*
Fun fact cats dont mate for pleasure. Its a seasonal thing, they dont necessarily enjoy it. Doing the act just eases the natural urge that only comes seasonally.
4:43 It's funny because female cats are known to choose celibacy and can be very aggressive towards any male cats. So yeah, a cat can say "No, not me. I'm going to be a mouse chaser. Can't have kittens"
And we famously spay and neueter both genders of cats, especially important for strays, because it's a fact that them breeding wantonly "as nature intended" isn't a good thing for them.
also many different animals after having babies will kill them because they don’t want to be mothers among many other things edit: actually checked my sources to make sure i’m not having a twitter moment
about the guy that said men should just say “ok” after a women dumps them, that’s probably actually better . at least we won’t have to worry about getting killed 😩😍
Gotta love how every time they talk about a women's biology it's always "vagina" when they are referring to functions of other structures like the uterus
@@crankheart at least i know the p*nis the testicles the urethra the prostate and the epididymis because i actually studied in school maybe people should actually know what they grew in before they were born
Seriously when guys say they like the “natural” look, they mean they like a ton of makeup but with no color, and perfectly cut and styled hair but with no color, completely shaved body, and perfectly manicured nails, and countless hours of the fixing and maintaining that comes along with it, but they don’t want to be ‘aware’ of all that work. If a woman doesn’t wear any makeup, never shaved or if their hair is just left to do what it does naturally, they would probably call her ugly or homely. 🙄 They don’t want natural.
It's also very likely they're pro plastic-surgery too... if it's plastic surgery to areas they like (like, say, a boob job or a BBL) and feel like it's done for them as opposed to a woman doing them just because SHE likes how it looks on her (which, yeah, I've met women who have talked about wanting to get boob jobs because they just wanted bigger boobs).
Not really, but more importantly, whatever some of us may prefer is our problem, it's still *your* body and therefore you are free to do whatever you want with it.
It's even better when you consider the amount of men that feel emasculated when they have to wipe their own ass and therefore either don't or just do it poorly. 😂😬
@@iwashere3167 Unfortunately. There are a lot of stories about wives asking online what they should do to get their husbands to wipe better. I guess somehow some guys feel like touching their own ass makes them less "manly."
@@GoddoDoggo here's the thing friends and family are important I would say those are equally important. family friends spouse all have their specific niches and roles to play in your life. No one is above the other necessarily and if one is above the other it's primarily because a family members friends or spouse don't treat that person well and are not good for their overall well being. But if the family friends and spouse are good for the person and treat them accordingly then I would say all are equally important imo
They say they love "natural" women but she can't have any hair below her eyelashes and she must be fit and have great skin and actually wear makeup because without it she looks tired
Everyone in a relationship where your partner wishes to end it, please just say "okay". You can ask why they want to end or if they would like to continue a non-sexual and non-romantic relationship, but please just let them go. I've had too many experiences with people begging me to stay by threats, and would rather have a cold "Okay".
if men have so many problems with women being "undesirable" or whatever adjective for "not literally perfect in my small mind", why don't they just date other men. men know what men want
of course, this makes perfect sense. I can't let my girlfriend hang out with any of her friends, that's inappropriate. But of course I can go to strip clubs and drink all night, then continue to get laid by multiple women. I'm not the problem, she is.
That's someone with mental health problems. A control freak who takes advantage of the fact women invest their emotions thinking they're strong when in fact they're actually so insecure they need to control every single aspect of their lives. It usually happens with guys who have in their childhood been severely traumatized and abused/betrayed by people they thought they could trust
"Women are always evaluating your masculinity" Sadly some men evaluate their worth through traditional masculine things like money, g*rls, ball size and PROJECt this to Jenna at Target who is actually just wondering what spotify playlist to have drive home to after clocking out
I have never really had an issue with masculinity, I've always kinda laughed at how primal alot of the guys acted around girls at school and like I know every guy has those tendencies but wanting to have money and look of a higher class I think we share through gender not, exclusive to one
I legit thought to myself "I'd never find rainbow hair pretty" then saw the picture and thought "her hair be super pretty." Thanks for helping me grow as a person.
I love that the cat analogy is just so incorrect it’s hilarious; female lions are literally the hunters and protectors of the group. Male lions just lay around and do nothing besides having sex and occasionally trying to scare off a big animal.
I mean they do quite a bit more. One of their most important tasks y marking their territory and warding off other male lions since they can kill the cubs, and make sure other lion prides don't pass. Of course when it comes to providing the lionesses are the ones doing most of the job for the pride, and they are the center, since male lions can come and go but the lionesses will still be there. But that doesn't mean the male lions don't do shit, it's just what they do doesn't fit completely with the idea of masculinity the idiots using this excuse have. By all this I mean I agree with you, and just wanted to add my two cents, since I think the labor male lions do is kind of important to save the offspring from others.
Hmm you couldn't have been more wrong. Male lions are actually the one's that protect the lion pride from any stray male's lurking around that kill cubs, female lion's can't really do much of anything against them, Same thing when they get attacked by hyenas, they actually harass female lion's but run at the sight of a single male lion . It's true that female lion's hunt most of the time but that's because they're light in weight, more agile and have to nurture their cubs which is also why you see that them mostly hunting small game like deer's, warthog's etc most of the time. When it comes to big game like zebras, buffalo or even giraffe's the male lion drops them with almost little to no effort lol, but again that's because it's 3 to 4 times the size of a female lion and weighs even more which is why they don't bother hunting small game because then they tire quick.
If a woman said "I want to break up with you" and I said "Okay" and got the response "I was just testing!" I would just nod and say "Okay, we're still broken up because that's insane behavior"
Say "okay" and the woman second guesses herself? No she goes " thank god you don't have the emotional maturity of a toddler and aren't going to beat me to death because I told you no"
“Every woman with a perfectly healthy v will want/desire children unless brainwashed (can’t be bothered to check what it actually says, play a long)” I’m healthy, I don’t want kids. I don’t want to go through childbirth, and take care of a kid for 18 years. I want to be a photographer. Can’t travel around the world taking breathtaking photos if I have Little Jimmy clinging to my arm screaming that he wants ice cream, can I?
My mom used to be a professional photographer until whatever business she worked for went bankrupt. I don't remember much from that time, but my sister told me about one of the times our mom would be gone for a week. Our dad had to take care of us. I love my dad, but he only knows how to cook 3 things; maltomeal, tomato soup, and peanut butter sandwiches. My sister told me she was so happy when our mom got back.
My wife has blue hair and I love it... The same dudes that have these ridiculously high standards for women, are the same type of guys that expect women to lower their standards to find them attractive. Of course if the woman doesn't find them attractive it's because "she's a bitch". Not because they are d bags.
@Cassandra Tafoya the other part of that is self esteem as well. I work from home and basically no one ever sees me. However, I still workout, cut my hair, etc. Your self image has a big impact on your life I think.
@Cassandra Tafoya Because they want the make up? Why do people always come w the most absurd answers instead of the one in front of their face. Maybe and just maybe, women, like most people, do things out of their own interests.
For real hair is bright purple and my boyfriend likes it more than my regular hair color like just because you want a girl to wear a corset and pantyhose and basically be from a coffee commercial in the fifties doesn't mean some of them aren't into goth bitches
"Women need to have children because you dont ever see a female cat contemplate having kittens." Yes, because all mating in the animal kingdom is consensual, and also, they shit in either litter boxes or outside, literally what is your point??
also animals literally live out doors. they have nothing better to do than have kids. we humans have things like hobbies, aside from the guys who post this kinda shit lmao
Plenty of animal species cannot tell the difference between male and female either and just act out their instincts when in heat. The difference between these dudes and the animals though is that the animals stop after mating season is over and are capable of focusing on other things.
I like how they say female cats don't decide they want to hunt mice and not have kittens. But they can do both, I don't know about other cats but lioness do all the major hunting while also caring for the cubs (Some people in the replies gave other animal groups who are female lead, like elephants, orcas, and hyenas, but my point is animals can both be mothers while hunting food and providing to the group outside of having kids so the idea that women can do the same in the human side of the world. Debunking this idiots idea that women can only give birth and care for the home when she can have children but also earn a wage and still be a good mom)
@@cheerupbaby1715 well thats the whole reason the lion gets called king cause he doesn’t participate in hunting. You cant be a king/queen if you do peasant work
@@jkthegreat5687 and in some species the female animal will bite the males head off after it fullfilled its purpose, rendering males completely useless. You sound pathetic my guy, judging from your other comments.
@@jkthegreat5687 imagine calling it peasant work when lionesses will literally chase off or kill a male that is no longer serving his purpose in their pride. That, and statistically female lions are more adept hunters than their male counterparts, making his almost entirely useless. There are actually prides of lonely bachelor lions because they get no bitches 💀
6:33 - I love that the dating advice includes a slip where they claim to be very experienced on being dumped by women. It's like bragging about being a good professional because you've being fired so much.
one of my favorite moments from high school was when this guy who openly liked me told me he'd never speak to me again if i dyed my hair red. naturally i showed up to school the next day with red hair. how the fuck do these types of men survive infancy
Using nature as an argument for things is so weird. It's also perfectly natural to forage for food, pick a toxic mushroom and have your pancreas slowly dissolve over the course of 2 weeks while you die in agony. That doesn't mean it's a good thing or something we should just accept as right.
We even have a name for this fallacy: "appeal to nature." Also many, MANY animals "naturally" murder their young or the young of rivals. Meerkats? Cute as heck, but commit casual infanticide consantly. WE SHOULD NOT BE TRYING TO EMULATE OTHER ANIMALS.
@@IronAngeline plus several animal species (probably most, just a few observed) engage in homosexuality, so anyone using the “it’s unnatural” speech don’t really know nature.
@@IronAngeline Yeah we're our own animal and as many people might have noticed just a lil tiny baby bit....sort of doing our own non-natural thing ALL the time. Its also not natural to have air conditioning or taco bells but somehow I don't see these Tylers protesting modern society to live naturally anytime soon. Cherry picking like fuckin crazy.
Ah yes. Before I dye my hair I stop and think: “will this be attractive to men?” Because of course that’s the only possible reason I would be changing my appearance for. Every morning when I get up I think: “hmm what outfit will be most attractive to men?” Same goes with all my daily choices because of I’m not appealing to men, what’s the purpose of me, a mere woman?
If a man says this, make sure to let them know how “oh, I don’t think girls will like that” with every hair or fashion choice they make and see how hypocritical their double standards are
HAHA WAIT IM AN AROACE WOMAN TOO, AND I WAS PLANNING TO DIE MY HAIR BLUE BEFORE THIS. Let’s go fellow friend! What color are you planning to dye your hair? I’m doing blue!
I’m a girl and I hate dyed hair (I do dye the tips of my hair blonde, I just hate colored unnatural dye ie red, blue, pink, etc) but if this was actually true I would commit the ultimate sacrifice and be dyeing my hair neon highlighter yellow
@@blueskeletonking2701 Sounds like you're projecting. You don't have a social life, so your last ditch effort is to reel in some poor sap to be your spouse, all for the depressing purpose of "not dying alone." Get a hobby or some friends, my dude.
I think that I, as a lesbian, should go around social media commenting on all female homophobic tiktokers and talk about how no woman is gonna want to date them if they keep ranting about gender roles.
As a makeup artist I always laugh at this. I can't count the times men have told me "wearing that much makeup will not attract men". Honey if I cared about that do you really think I would wear smokey eyes with rhinestones and literally make a career out of it?
your channel is genius. Former wannabe "Alpha male" here and can confirm. All of these men are overcompensating and cripplingly insecure...I was. I think people grow out of it eventually. Although saying that, there are "Alpha coaches" in their 50s...so who knows what will save them. One thing is for sure, polarising views get views and likes...and then little men start spouting it as if they are facts. Its really sad.
I knew some of these people too, it's just such a fake community and I can confirm these are the most insecure men of all.. Yes they get laid from time to time (success rate 0.000001 works with many tries) but the women they attract are not the ones you want for a relationship and the facade they have to keep up is unhealthy and destructive. Good you're back on the right side!
@@nodstradamus If you walk up to 100 women and ask them politely if they might be interested in sex, you'd have a better chance of actually getting laid than following the advice of any of these alpha channels, I'd say.
As someone who has studied genetics and genetic engineering for years that comment "a girl's genetic code changes" made me actually mad. That isn't even a good lie it's so obviously false. It is pretty much a perfect 50/50 split for genetic contribution by both parents. Also fun fact, the mitochondrial DNA is exclusively inherited from the mother.
Yeah I knew about the mitochondria thanks to playing parasite Eve when I was a kid: it fascinated me so much. Same with the virus in the Resident Evil games, made me want to study biology! No I'm not a dude.
please this is like 10th grade biology here (i think it's the same worldwide too ?) that this goddamn ENGINEER just REFUSES to acknowledge like mayn 😭😭😭
Is it 50-50? Seems like mostly from the mom based on my classes last time. The sperm isn't made to carry tons of information let alone cells. I remember studying something like the immunity and pretty much everything comes from the mother as the ovum stores more information and it's the cell to start. Just need the sperm to complete the chromosomes. Was I thought wrong?
But see, that would require they acknowledge women as being members of the human species, you know how straight white men hate sharing that designation.
the whole "a woman's dna changes when she gets married" post was so funny because if her dna now matches her husband's, wouldn't that make them... related?
Actually I have seen cats that don't mate. Both males and females. Unfixed. Never mated in their life. I've also seen females denying certain males and accepting others. So yeah, animals do sometimes choose not to have kids. EVEN ones that go into heat, like cats.
@@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 cats also eat their dead kittens and abandons and isolates the sick ones. Also if a cat gives birth to 4 kittens, chances are all of them have different dads. ✨The more you know ✨
@@rimjhimchakraborty9365 That's also not always true! Another experience I have with cats is mothers clinging to their dead kittens and even bringing them back to the litter if they get separated. Same with sick kittens. It's extremely sad. I'd honestly prefer if they all ate them.
@@catpoke9557 Yeah probably that too. I've taken care of many stray cats all my life, so I've seen this eat the dead thing happen very commonly. But, tho quite rarely, I've seen exceptions too!
Man: “We are not animals. We are the kings of this planet, we are more evolved.” Same Man: “Wanting children is natural for women. Look at cats! We’re like cats!”
6:00 When I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, he just said “ok” and in that moment I was so incredibly relieved and happy, because I was worried that he would take it hard, and I was grateful he was so mature about it. Him saying “ok” definitely did not make me want to grovel and beg for him, like this guy is claiming. I have no idea where he got that notion from.
@William Hall not everyone is a complete grown ass person, men and women. Also consider since industrialization, 150 years ago, men have not had their fathers to teach them to be men. It used to be boys would follow their fathers everywhere they went and the boys would see how the father would act in every scenario, now this no longer happens.
@@johnathanmandrake7240 why do you automatically think she was "testing him"? You do know this doesn't happen in real life. Also if a guy just says ok during a break up it's a sign that he is not emotionally mature enough to be in a relationship anyways. Maybe you should go work on yourself before commenting.
@@kam5944 relationships used to be for life, now they are the exact opposite, why should a man be sad if his girlfriend leaves him? It's just what's supposed to happen. Even in marriage 'til death do us part' the two part. There is no eternal love between men and women.
"Sincerely, all men" I thought that you guys had a tantrum every time women said "all men" because you "Don't want to be generalised" look at the hypocrisy
Fr, itre minds me of how men often complain in memes how men have it worse because people don't think they have emotions and therefore they don't have good friendships, and yet those same people also make boys vs girls memes where girl friendships are portrayed as shallow and boy friendships portrayed as fun and quirky, like which one is it💀
“You seem like you could make a good man happy.” Spoken from the true perspective of a man who thinks women are robots whose sole purpose on this earth is to serve men.
@@Salara2130 I know that you're intentionally ignoring the context to be a dipshit, but I'm more than happy to carefully spell it out for you in case you genuinely don't understand: If someone tells you "One day you'll make a good woman/man very happy, be careful not to ruin yourself before then" it is not the same as someone saying, "You make me so happy." If you cannot tell what the difference is, I suggest you learn human social cues.
“Blue hair isn’t sexy - sincerely all men” 1. As a man, yes, it is attractive to me. 2. I don’t think women care much what your hair color preferences are. This shit reminds me of my mom telling me not to try certain looks because “girls won’t like that.” Like, okay. If they don’t like me the way I am expressing myself, they just might not be worth my time.
It's sad how we're all conditioned to base our self-worth entirely on what other people MIGHT think. 90% of the people I see daily probably don't even think about me once I'm gone, and I don't think about them, so why should we dictate each other's lives?
I HAAAATED it, it was like "oh my god the cringe, my ears!!" But I knew /yes/ this /is/ my humor. I completely understood the need for maxiumum cringosity for this tile card. Three vids later Iater and now I'd be pissed if it was gone- music to my ears, angels bells!, it will greet me at the heavens gate that I dont beleive in.
It’s not that we all collectively just do not care. (That contributes to the reason. But it’s mostly that) We’re our own people, and it’s far healthier to be who you want to be and get with someone who loves you for that than to change yourself and your body for someone who believes you owe it to them… as though they own you and that their happiness triumphs all. You’re setting yourself up for failure if you listen to them, which is why girls typically don’t.
Growth is realizing that being sexually attractive to males is not a win: because it doesn’t guarantee you anything, at all. You spend so much time hoping random males find you pretty and it is TIRING. Do you find yourself pretty? Do you like that dress? Do you feel comfortable in this or that? Our lives don’t revolve around what males find attractive: If they did, we’d be unhappy forever.
“When a woman marries, her genetics start to change” This explains where my in laws get their audacity to try and dictate my life like I’m 16 years old and living in their basement, when in reality I’m 26 with my own home and a child 🙄🤦🏻♀️
@@rozmarinideas5340 Don't mind J, he's just asserting his alpha dominance by spamming emoji replies on every comment on every video Chad Chad ever made. That's what real men do, after all.
Those same people also scream that men don't have any rights as fathers (despite men building society that way) while thrusting women with all of the responsibility of raising children.
@@fawnieee And of course men have no responsibilities in unwanted pregnancies: because women obviously get pregnant by air alone, not with sex with a man. Nope. Men Shouldn't be held accountable for their actions: only women should for ever bear the burden of responsibilities through sex or otherwise. Makes sense!!! Also they have been saying for years now, that they are working for a male contraceptive pill: but they always stop it because of one or two side effects....... OH THE IRONY!!!!! THE F IRONY!!!! Unroll the very-long list of F up after effects women have to go through daily with any hormonal contraceptive options. But those poor men though....! We can't have them having mood swings, now can we. *facepalm*
It’d be amazing if men just said “okay” when being broken up with. What would be even crazier is if they just said “okay” when they’re told “no”!!! Absolutely wild!!!
They want to like women, but in their eyes, women have fallen and are needing help and instruction to stand back up. But since industrialization has stolen the fathers of all men, for over 150 years, men no longer know how to be men and fail to properly man for a woman.
The funniest thing about the guy saying "just say okay if she wants to break up" is that i said this to my ex when he said "maybe we should just break up" during an argument and he backtracked and said he didn't mean it. the two other girlfriends i've had didn't do anything this dramatic or guilt trippy
That was actually good advice even though the reasoning was awful. I said “ok, if that’s how you feel then I wish you the best“ to someone I dated when he said we shouldn’t see each other for awhile and he got angry and back tracked. It made me realize he wasn’t someone I wanted to see ever. These guys should focus less on playing games and “winning“ and more on finding mutual love and respect. You can’t be happy treating your partner like an adversary.
guys can be as bitch@ss as any girl. what i found is that all the negative stereotypes on girls, i have literally watched guys do this and worse. before i realized guys weren't for me, i literally had the thought "fuk, man, with all this overdramatic shit and 'you don't compliment me enough' i might as well be dating a chick." and, in fact, have never had that level of BS since actually doing that. :) some of these dudes need to slow their roll on the stereotypes and realize that members of their group *do these exact things they are bitching about* and also that tons of girls do not conform to their dumb, limited stereotypes. chr*st.... it's like they think half the population is the same person. -__-
The bit with the burning at the stake gets me because women have and are still treated terribly. It’s not exactly a fair trade but I’m glad we can still get some laughs from these awful woman-hating takes. Great stuff as usual, Chad.
It’s the “children dying in Africa” excuse all over again. If women were still being burned at the stake, they’d say “at least we aren’t using the Iron Maiden”
@@INFILTR8US It was signed by a Mexican who has been harassed by many woman and also experience lots of racism on USA, yet do I hate all woman or USA citizens? Of course not.
My brother is one of those men who think women should have natural hair colors and no makeup. I had hot pink hair for a year nearly 2 years ago and I loved it but dyed it back to my natural color because my hair was getting pretty badly damaged from all the upkeep, but even after a full year since dying it back to my natural color, my brother STILL lectures me about it. Well. I do not care what you think about my hair. I don't care that it made you angry. I don't care if men don't like it. It's what I like, and I will dye my hair whatever color and wear whatever makeup makes ME feel good. But no matter how many times I tell him that, he still thinks I care about his opinion.
It's honestly not even his place to be lecturing you lol. Like him tryna hit you over the head with his opinion so that you can be "attractive" to guys according to his own standards is kinda weird tbh 😬
Why's your brother trying to project what he thinks is attractive onto you? That's kinda suspicious and creepy! But absolutely! Don't change your hair for anyone but yourself!!! I've been dying my hair since I was 12 years old and have loved the way I look!
@@embrace7052 true. Both the toxicly masculine men and toxic women attract eachother whilst creating these huge insecurities within eachother. Whilst I can't fathom the fact a girl out there who likes these toxic masculinity guys, I'm sure there are some. They feed eachothers terrible ideals imo
I don't want to talk like boomer (i am just 18 lol) but it's due to movie and books (i am looking at you *after* 👀) they romanticize abusive toxic relationship as standard and go away with it. I am just soo sick with this "bad boy shit".
there's also the fact that not all men think unnatural hair is unattractive, personally, as a man myself almost prefer un natural colors. My partner dyed their hair hot pink and it really suited their style and I absolutely LOVE it
It would be one thing if the person just said *they* like natural hair but to make it seem like all men not only like natural hair but hate dyed hair is stupid af.
Thank you, everyone, for telling me to go for it, but I'm a minor and my parents don't really want to let me do that. However, they did let me buy one of those hair sprays to dye your hair in blue and I have tried to get a similar effect with it. I think it suits me so I might get it done like that whenever I finally become 18 lol.
It’ll never make sense to me why those guys even seek a relationship if they think it’s a battlefield where you’re always second-guessing the other’s intentions and believe they’re doing the same to you.
They are the kind of people that think "I hate my wife" jokes are funny... Like no dude, they just make it clear that you shouldn't have married that person cuz ya don't suit each other lol
I think they see women as a status symbol to acquire, sort of like a medal or trophy. And I’m guessing most of them view women that way because they’re extremely insecure and *need* the approval of a woman to feel masculine. It’s sad. It’s not even about love or happiness, just feeling a sense of confidence. Unfortunately from them, over-relying on outside sources for confidence never works.
Well when every female, except a small few, you've encountered has tried to use you in one way or another, all your friends have horror stories, fathers, brothers, uncles, and so many men online have these horror stories, it is not irrational. It's just a cost benefit analysis.
i dunno all she says is "short men this or short men that" why does she keep attacking something humans cant change? Isnt that body shaming? yet making fun of obese ladies is immediately offensive. the double standards are real. Making fun of someone's physical features is fine as long as they are male, i guess so right?
@Niphyra she repeated the "meh short guy hating on ladies" 4 times this video😑 did u watch the video? I mean the deadpan delivery with boring low effort skits, are really stale. Imo she is quite boring. Just ignoring the fact she insults short men repeatedly, aight fine by me, the world is filled with hypocrites anyway.
@@out_of_orbit1968 she prob says that to get back to those men lol like the dude on tiktok having a mental breakdown bc women talked bad about his height when he said bad things about women
I love the “it’s nature” argument for how women should behave as if the whole point of society and culture is to separate our behaviors and beliefs from that of our ancestors
True story, I had an ex who wouldn't allow me to dye my hair an unnatural colour... he also thought that it was more "romantic" that if we was in a public setting with a bunch of friends to only look at me from a far than show any signs of affection, I found out he was texting and flirting with girls he met with on a boys only trip and my best friend (which of course in his eyes was my fault that I found out and I broke his trust that I found out) he broke up with me... but don't worry... he told me he might get back with me someday to really keep me on his hook. So I dyed my hair pink, then all the beautiful colours of the rainbow, realised what a narcissist was, not to mention a chauvinistic one and found someone who loved me for everything I am. And still dying my hair any colour I want
The majority of genetic actually comes from the mother. DNA in the nucleus is 50: 50 between parents however the mothers gives all of the mitochondrial DNA to the offspring and so the mother is actually the major shareholder. She owns 51% of this company.
"Some women will call you insecure or controlling but it's not." He managed to sound insecure and controlling while stating this. The irony is overfilling.
yeah it just sounds like hes in denial lol
ITS NOT INSECURE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!! 😡😡😡🤬 HOW DARE A WOMAN INSERT HER USELESS OPINION!!!!!! I THINK ALL WOMEN SHOULD SHUT UP AND OBEY ME!!!!!! 😠😠 /j
The fact that the guy that posted is a 50 year old bald fossil makes it even more fckn crazy
The irony cup runneth over
@@DMO-DMO-DMO floodeth the room*
the "a girl's genetics changes when she's married off" is so funny to me (not only bc the nephew/niece literally studies genetics) but given that we have reached far far back into human history via mitochondrial DNA which is, you guessed it, only passed on through the mother's DNA
my stupid brain read 'mitochondrial' as 'midi-chlorian' and I thought this was some weird Star Wars lore
Bruh his uncle must be failing all his classes
Acktchually
Mitochondrial DNA comes from the mitochondrias in the mothers ovules these mitochondrias stay and have their own DNA separated from the nucleus.
It's s not actually part of the DNA of the mother.
That uncle must have offered a humongous donation to the university to get in, lol. Seems like he isn't graduating anytime soon.
I was thinking that, like mitochondrial DNA can only be passed from mother to child. But according to this random guy, if my mom remarried than dies that mean biological she's not my mom or does my genetics change too
Also, anyone who breaks up with you as a "test" is not someone you want to date in the first place. That's some toxic shit right there.
Oh shit.. my boyfriend has pranked me twice saying “I’m breaking up with you”
@@cactusratcece7213 that’s not a prank, love.. that’s him seeing how’d you react and if you’re still depending on him :/ that’s fucked up babe, I hope you’re doing well
@@cactusratcece7213 Get a chainsaw: NOW.
HAha, seriously, why you still with 'that': love yourself too.
My ex traumatized me with that all the time .. but he was also very emotionally abusive so I dumped him.
@@cactusratcece7213 He either has fucked up sense of humor or a fucked up idea of how relationships should work. Either way, that's fucked up.
Men when women don't have sex:😡
Men when women have sex: 😡
Just don’t exist at this point 😂 they get mad at anything.
Men when women don’t work: 😡
Men when women work in higher paying jobs than them: 😡
fr 🙄
yeah, you're right. as a dude, i absolutely don't understand this attitude, i mean, how the fuck is it *your* problem? why do you care so much about the sexual habits of complete strangers?
They are only mad because women wont have sex with them specifically. And preferably without having other sex partners before them.
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 They're not mad at women for having sex, they're mad at women for not having sex with them specifically. I am guessing that most of these dudes are super-virgins, and if not I feel bad for the women that feel that they are so unlovable that they can only get with these goobers.
I dont think they realize that if any women actually believe them, it will backfire on them.
"Sorry I can't sleep with you, I don't want to have to age rabidly 6 months"
this is exactly what I thought, if I touch no pp meant I get to be immortal (or like live upto 100'S ig) then I might start dating women.
"No, obviously when you meet that godly crafted man you instantly forget the rules and throw yourself at them.
Fuck your own will."
I think theyve given up from all romantic activities, thats why theyre acting like children that cant get what they want.
It's cause they mad they can't get 😺
@@adekin1090 I don't think it's that they've given up. They most likely don't want to admit their flaws and blame it on women.
How ironic.
Men think women with colored hair is unattractive? Good, that's way easier than being too scared to tell them no
Bright colours are a way animals keep predators at bay so it must be working.
Women with colored hair are pretty
Hahaha imagine dyeing your hair in a "natural color" and telling them it's not your natural haircolor, their windows xp brain would implode
Coloring my hair rainbow rn hopefully they leave me alone now
Imagine how it must be to think literally everything revolves around you. These men are more immature than literal children if they think my bright green hair is to attract them and not because I think it looks dope as hell lmao
"Perfectly healthy vagina" is such a cursed sentence in the context he used it in lmfao 😂💀
"You're a young and perfectly fertile female, you must settle down and breed!" 💀
Crazy thing is a lot of older women also say stuff like that
also it’s not even the vagina that produces the children it’s the uterus what is he talking about
i want to throw up 🧑🦲
@@ithinkiwoulddie9196 I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT LMAO
@@alpacawithouthat987 i think a lot of the older generation say that. it's super creepy
A man literally said to me as I was HELPING him and giving him gas money, “Don’t ever be a lesbian. You’re too beautiful to be a lesbian.” Me. A literal scissoring lesbian. The audacity
the audacity i cant
i got a reverse one for ya. a guy friend in early high school *out of nowhere* turns to me and says "if you were ever gay, you'd get all the chicks" (also: did not know i was gay at the time, and was totally floored hearing this randomly. group hangout.)
fr the AUDACITY
@@lurklingX so u are gay now.. or not? Got a lil confused. But cool either way! 🎉😂
@@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 yep. but also, i'm not the type to be wildly dating tons of people so in some ways don't feel legit. lol even though had a longterm rship with a girl (like 10yrs)
I saw a great twitter thread where this "Alpha male woman expert" was bloviating about dyed hair. He said that(paraphrasing) "In nature an animals bright coloring is a warning that it is poisonous and should be avoided and this girl replied "That coloring is meant to ward off predators, so if your repulsed then it is working" lmao best scientifically accurate clap back ever.
Gottem
OMG that is brilliant and I love that girl lmao 😂
Correct. Some animals use mimicry in order to make predators think they are dangerous (because a lot of toxic species use bright coloration) when they really aren't, which I assume a lot of women do when they hear those comments, lol.
@@Kimmie6772 yeah also women arent wild animals?
Lmaooooo
I worked at a movie theater for a couple years with a dude who always "preached" this type of crap, especially about how all women cheat and sleep around. One day, the guy brought two different girls on dates to the theater we worked at, on the same day (at different times of course), and apparently made out with both of them during whatever movie they saw. Later we also found out he had a long term on/off relationship with a third girl as well, while this was going on. Of course he felt as he was doing nothing wrong. Such an asshole. Also, somehow a terrible employee at a job that was so simple at the time too.
Literally my ex was like this, constantly saying I can't talk to other men even friends who happened to be men, in the mean time he was talking/flirting to 4 other girls 🙂🙂🙂
@@cozycasasmr4510 i'm bi and a guy didn't want me talking to other girls lmao. my childhood friends that were guys were fine, but it was like he didn't want me meeting new people at all beyond that, like friends of friends. boundaries and asking questions are fine to an extent, but some people need to realize that having friends and wanting more of them isn't an automatic incentive to cheat.
My ex didn’t want me to talk to my best friend who was male. I knew this dude since grade schools and my guy wanted me to cut him off. Like dude, get over yourself.
my friends partner (who was all too eager to hook up when she made a pass at him bc he was 35 and she was 19 at the time lol) used to constantly accuse her of cheating on him and was convinced she was doing something with her closest male friend... who just so happens to be gay and is in a long term relationship with another man. anyway, guess who was actually the cheater!!! bet you'll never guess!! (it was mr old fart, who has already sired several children by various women)
@@pinkfakecheez omg this was similar to me, my cheating ex was constantly saying I can't talk to my best friend of 10 years who wasn't even attracted to my gender, and that he was just "pretending to be gay" lmaoooo
I just know that guy who was explaining NFTs was explaining them to his grandmas and great aunties one morning while they were all sitten around the kitchen counter. Then when he was done one said "chiiile my brain hadnt had to work that hard in yEEEars" with a chuckle. The others laughed and agreed. Then he smiled to himself and thought about it until 1:40am.
No you don't understand it's proof that I own the ape
It sounds like you might be bad at explaining things my guy 😭
That guy was a professional football player. A little disconcerting to see him here sounding like a 14 year old redditor
@@MoarCheeseBirb "I mean, I don't actually own the ape, but I own the specific URL that leads to a viewing of the ape. Yes I understand someone can create a completely independent URL to that same monkey and have their own NFT separate from mine, but I didn't get scammed buying this thing!!"
@@IRHasDiabetes911 🤣🤣 I mean, when you put it like that...
5:50 If a women dumps you and you say OK, that would literally be a dream and huge relief for the woman.
Exactly!!
This dude is gaslighting himself into being a decent guy haha
I love how he thinks by looking her in the eyes it makes a difference like? Ok? I had a guy do something this and I still ended up needing to leave myself because he started looking lower than my eyes and it was VERY uncomfortable
@@lukasd.4389LMAOO
@@lukasd.4389 now this is the type of gaslighting I can support, lmao
You should do the male version subreddit, its even wilder. I mean men not understanding women is one thing, but men not understanding how their own biology works is a masterpiece.
Bruh.😭😭
I thought that subreddit was usually women not understanding male biology? Or was that badmaleanatomy, I can’t remember. Either way, as a guy I find those subreddits a lot less disturbing.
@@teethcoat4274 i don’t remember what it was called when i scrolled it, but it was obvious a lot of the posts that got posted there were not made by women x)
@@teethcoat4274 there is only penis and balls, I didn’t think more needed to be understood about male biology… my interest is piqued
While on a date, I once had a man tell me he “didn’t want to get a vasectomy because he liked his 🍒 being played with”... I was like “umm and why would a vasectomy effect that?”.... Yeah so that guy thought that a vasectomy was having the 🍒 cut off completely and not just the tubes being cut...
As a woman, as soon as a man (specifically a tyler) says "okay" to me, I immediately fall to my knees and beg for tyler the third for forgiveness. I'm genetically wired that way. It's in my genes.
Which will change after you get married of course.
Why is “Tyler the third” so funny lmaooo
as you should. don't be chasing rats, ladies 🥶🔥🔥
Yes that's because you are in his frame, of course.
THEORY CONFIRMED
The best advice I got on women was from my father. He said “Listen to them, respect them, and be nice”. 10/10 dating advice, has served me very well.
But I guess that won’t get a million tik tok views.
It should tho
you are better then all those in this video, ty
This is literally the single best advice to live by, you need nothing else.
I mean that's just how you should treat everyone 😂😂
nah it's too simple hahaha
"I'm not an engineer because I'm stupid."
Speaking as an engineer, I can tell you that in no way disqualifies you from being one.
what the fuck do engineers do
@@eros5593 ...we engineer things?
@@alaskabane5340 oh okay makes sense ❤️
@@eros5593 can always count on us to provide answers :)
@@eros5593 I think they create stuff to help ppl do things, hope it helped!
It’s always amusing to me when people try to use animals as an example of “women being nurturers” there are so many instances where animals abandon their young.
Or eat/kill them 😬
Sea Turtles
Yeah, its really a difficult comparison these guys are trying to pull. We may be related closely to alot of our animal bros, but they are ultimately different species and have different ways of going about things.
My rabbits killed and eat their babies.
It's also strange but in other cases the females eat or leave the male after mating.
or the male has to 'prove' themselves or win them over.
it's also the colorful MALES (like in birds) not females lmao
I was dating a guy for 6 years but decided I never wanted to marry him because I didn't think he'd treat any future children well. Took me months to gain the courage to walk away. If he told me "ok leave" that would have been amazing! Instead I got showing up at my house, unalive himself threats, threats to unalive my next partner. Please, yes. Just say "ok leave".
That’s actually terrible I’m so sorry you went through that :(
that’s horrible... i’m glad you’re okay now
@@willowoodz Thank you so much. Yes, I did find someone since then. Married 3 years now. That relationship was in my late teen to my mid 20s.
Like, it took you 6 years to figure out he won't treat children well ?
@@alaeaft what the.. no, *obviously* not. Is that all you got from that??
As a person who has had both male and female birds housed together for 6 years and has never found a single egg, animals definitely don't always reproduce. In fact, the only female bird I've ever had that tried to mate would only do it with other females.
a lioness reincarnated as a lil birb lady. i love it.
Awww that’s so cute!! What kinds of birds do you house?
@@silvernickel108 I currently have 6 budgies and a green cheek conure.
@@silvernickel108 king-icarus is my alt account btw
LMFAOOO☠️☠️ i had two females housed together and they would try to mate with each other all the time 😭😭😭
edit: just realized how weird this comment looks without context
People: we don't need feminism anymore.
Also people: Why would women get an education, pursue their life goals or do anything that is NOT attractive to ME??? What else could motivate them????
Yeah man cause half of the population TOTALLY thinks this way. Get a grip
@@haha-lj5sq oh sorry forgot that because not every single man behaves this way that means that it's not a male specific problem that a large percentage of men participate in and thus we totally have equality now! Oh my god thank you so much for ending misogyny King you're like so important
@@haha-lj5sq love how you said “men” but the op said “people”
@@haha-lj5sq That's why 85% of homicides in Canada are committed by men right? Or why only 5% of sexual assault/abuse cases against women even get reported in Canada due to fear and because there still isn't enough support/resources for women? It might be shocking but these rates are even worse in other Countries. Women do have it tougher in this world and it's just facts, unfortunately.
(Using Canada as an example since I'm Canadian).
@@haha-lj5sq
From the sounds of this comment, you're part of the problem, chill my g
That thing about how "women are always evaluating men's masculinity" is wild because no one evaluates masculinity more than other men. They have entire podcasts dedicated to it 😂
just evaluating the homie's masculinity. not because they like it or anything. they're just incredibly hyper-focused on other men. but it's not gay. it's just... *looking out for the homie*
@@HopeIsADrug11037 the natural phenomenon of homiesexuality
right???? lmao your comment made me realise that all problems men complain about are problems they created themselves!
@@HopeIsADrug11037
Don't worry, you can be gay for the homies 😌
Manliest commentar so far,
respect for chad chad who has to see this cringey bs everyday and have to rewatch it as she edits her videos just for all of us to watch ✊
Agreed xD
Chad Chad the Chad
My hero
I mean it is kinda cringe to believe all men under 6’0 and 7 inches should kill themselves but hey support your hitler by all means
@@nyxx7813 who tf said all that??
Fun fact cats dont mate for pleasure. Its a seasonal thing, they dont necessarily enjoy it. Doing the act just eases the natural urge that only comes seasonally.
Yes and they can't control it really.
Most of animals don't mate out of pleasure. Humans and couple other species are the exceptions
Yeah plus cat pee pees have spikes 😬😬😬
4:43
It's funny because female cats are known to choose celibacy and can be very aggressive towards any male cats.
So yeah, a cat can say "No, not me. I'm going to be a mouse chaser. Can't have kittens"
And we famously spay and neueter both genders of cats, especially important for strays, because it's a fact that them breeding wantonly "as nature intended" isn't a good thing for them.
Dude could have chosen any animals but chose the one pet that has it's females get hurt during mating
@@tumultoustortellini mf just thinks thats how all sex must work
also many different animals after having babies will kill them because they don’t want to be mothers among many other things
edit: actually checked my sources to make sure i’m not having a twitter moment
This is why clowns shouldn't have phones (talking about the guy in the video)
about the guy that said men should just say “ok” after a women dumps them, that’s probably actually better . at least we won’t have to worry about getting killed 😩😍
facts
....or they are going to plot their deaths....
@@nasskay7730 💀
Yeah that's what I was thinking... fine advice. bad reason, but... yeah... all things alpha considered. not too bad.
Or do we 🤔🤔🤔
Gotta love how every time they talk about a women's biology it's always "vagina" when they are referring to functions of other structures like the uterus
🙄
Proof that they have absolutely no maidens
@@CraftingGummi Purely maidenless behavior.
@@crankheart at least i know the p*nis the testicles the urethra the prostate and the epididymis
because i actually studied in school
maybe people should actually know what they grew in before they were born
U think they’re medically trained 😂? They’re fools!
Seriously when guys say they like the “natural” look, they mean they like a ton of makeup but with no color, and perfectly cut and styled hair but with no color, completely shaved body, and perfectly manicured nails, and countless hours of the fixing and maintaining that comes along with it, but they don’t want to be ‘aware’ of all that work.
If a woman doesn’t wear any makeup, never shaved or if their hair is just left to do what it does naturally, they would probably call her ugly or homely. 🙄
They don’t want natural.
It's also very likely they're pro plastic-surgery too... if it's plastic surgery to areas they like (like, say, a boob job or a BBL) and feel like it's done for them as opposed to a woman doing them just because SHE likes how it looks on her (which, yeah, I've met women who have talked about wanting to get boob jobs because they just wanted bigger boobs).
Not really, but more importantly, whatever some of us may prefer is our problem, it's still *your* body and therefore you are free to do whatever you want with it.
Fun fact:
*Women can do things for themselves, it’s not always for you or about you.*
🤥
Exactly, like how self absorbed do you have to be to think that..?
@@liz8986 🤭
@@THEREALLORDJ Lmao troll.
@@thenotsoamazinggracetnsag3463 LMAO CRYBABY!!!
"dost thou wipe thine ass with straw?" is an EXTREMELY powerful line and i'll be using that from now on. there's no way to recover from that one.
It's even better when you consider the amount of men that feel emasculated when they have to wipe their own ass and therefore either don't or just do it poorly. 😂😬
Useless fun fact no one asked for but I'm still going to say it : "dost" is "friend" in my native language 😂.
@@genderfluidlygay7146 I think I have a good idea of what your native language is.
@@samjaneczek9570 that's... that's a thing????? 😟
@@iwashere3167 Unfortunately. There are a lot of stories about wives asking online what they should do to get their husbands to wipe better. I guess somehow some guys feel like touching their own ass makes them less "manly."
""Women, blue hair does not make you attractive - sincerely , all men""
Well goddamn all the more reason to color my hair then
Another lesson in how to perish alone
@@blueskeletonking2701 statistics:
Women are happier single than married, the opposite is true for men.
@@blueskeletonking2701 It's amazing how high you place the value of a spouse, as if friends and family don't exist.
@@fawnieee which age groups?
@@GoddoDoggo here's the thing friends and family are important I would say those are equally important. family friends spouse all have their specific niches and roles to play in your life. No one is above the other necessarily and if one is above the other it's primarily because a family members friends or spouse don't treat that person well and are not good for their overall well being. But if the family friends and spouse are good for the person and treat them accordingly then I would say all are equally important imo
never been happier to be aroace, as a teenager these men make me fear for what its going to be like to be a grown woman in this world
17 ace here and same, I'm already fed up of how I'd have to deal with that kind of men as an adult woman
as a fellow aroace 6’1 teenager, i hope i repel this… sub species of men
rel
Yea, because by then they’ll be old, and imagine what the nursing home workers will be thinking by then…
They won't find you attractive since they usualy prefer teenagers 😶
They say they love "natural" women but she can't have any hair below her eyelashes and she must be fit and have great skin and actually wear makeup because without it she looks tired
Below her eyes. I doubt they want women without eyelashes 😁
@@lauratroy13 Eyelashes? On a woman?? Repulsive! Get that away from me! Burn it at the stake!
Women also can't wear glasses or contacts, take showers, brush her teeth, wear clothes, live in a house, drive a car, etc. as that is all unnatural.
Honestly this sums it up really well.
Only "natural" makeup, but no body hair! It's not like women naturally have hair everywhere!
Women: *breathes*
Men: “Women do that to appeal us”
🙄
😂
LMAO
To be fair....I like women that breathe the most.
@@playerone7663 Breathing, gotta be my favorite kink
Men: Colored hair isn’t attractive
Every Anime Girl Ever:
They say they hate colored hair then and then go make out with their Zero Two body pillow
@@draculalalaa def
@@draculalalaa lol😂😂
Or, they'll jerk off to Nejire Hado.
@@draculalalaa lol
Everyone in a relationship where your partner wishes to end it, please just say "okay". You can ask why they want to end or if they would like to continue a non-sexual and non-romantic relationship, but please just let them go.
I've had too many experiences with people begging me to stay by threats, and would rather have a cold "Okay".
Valid
if men have so many problems with women being "undesirable" or whatever adjective for "not literally perfect in my small mind", why don't they just date other men. men know what men want
Time to be gay, gamers
So this is what Johnny Brabo was trying to teach us!
Ancient Greece:
These men are usually homophobic
Closeted ultra toxic men who constantly think/talk about men's bodies. The classic architectype.
of course, this makes perfect sense. I can't let my girlfriend hang out with any of her friends, that's inappropriate. But of course I can go to strip clubs and drink all night, then continue to get laid by multiple women. I'm not the problem, she is.
hhaha "my girl be actin CRAZZZY, man!"
literally have heard this from so many serial cheaters.
That's someone with mental health problems. A control freak who takes advantage of the fact women invest their emotions thinking they're strong when in fact they're actually so insecure they need to control every single aspect of their lives.
It usually happens with guys who have in their childhood been severely traumatized and abused/betrayed by people they thought they could trust
"Women are always evaluating your masculinity" Sadly some men evaluate their worth through traditional masculine things like money, g*rls, ball size and PROJECt this to Jenna at Target who is actually just wondering what spotify playlist to have drive home to after clocking out
me im jenna
Bro im just thinking about spicy food like ALWAYS
I have never really had an issue with masculinity, I've always kinda laughed at how primal alot of the guys acted around girls at school and like I know every guy has those tendencies but wanting to have money and look of a higher class I think we share through gender not, exclusive to one
@@tripical
True craving success isn’t tied to only one gender but one can observe that the male gender is far more likely to strive for success
@@dmdkdkrkfksn4324 To imitate the men who say is.
I legit thought to myself "I'd never find rainbow hair pretty" then saw the picture and thought "her hair be super pretty." Thanks for helping me grow as a person.
I love that the cat analogy is just so incorrect it’s hilarious; female lions are literally the hunters and protectors of the group. Male lions just lay around and do nothing besides having sex and occasionally trying to scare off a big animal.
Wish I was a male lion
I mean they do quite a bit more. One of their most important tasks y marking their territory and warding off other male lions since they can kill the cubs, and make sure other lion prides don't pass.
Of course when it comes to providing the lionesses are the ones doing most of the job for the pride, and they are the center, since male lions can come and go but the lionesses will still be there.
But that doesn't mean the male lions don't do shit, it's just what they do doesn't fit completely with the idea of masculinity the idiots using this excuse have.
By all this I mean I agree with you, and just wanted to add my two cents, since I think the labor male lions do is kind of important to save the offspring from others.
@@dantemaquiavelli9039 mama lion provides and papa lion protects
Hmm you couldn't have been more wrong. Male lions are actually the one's that protect the lion pride from any stray male's lurking around that kill cubs, female lion's can't really do much of anything against them, Same thing when they get attacked by hyenas, they actually harass female lion's but run at the sight of a single male lion . It's true that female lion's hunt most of the time but that's because they're light in weight, more agile and have to nurture their cubs which is also why you see that them mostly hunting small game like deer's, warthog's etc most of the time. When it comes to big game like zebras, buffalo or even giraffe's the male lion drops them with almost little to no effort lol, but again that's because it's 3 to 4 times the size of a female lion and weighs even more which is why they don't bother hunting small game because then they tire quick.
Also male lions are one of the most common mammals in the animal kingdom to display same-sex attraction.
If a woman said "I want to break up with you" and I said "Okay" and got the response "I was just testing!" I would just nod and say "Okay, we're still broken up because that's insane behavior"
No logical adult would pull "tests" like this. It's some middle school crap right there lol
A quality response.
Same. If somebody is testing you by breaking up with you then you're better off without them
My last ex literally did this to me, yet still claims that I broke up with him because, of course, it was just a test... absolute psycho behaviour
facts! whoever does this isn't a good person period
Say "okay" and the woman second guesses herself? No she goes " thank god you don't have the emotional maturity of a toddler and aren't going to beat me to death because I told you no"
let them believe what they want. When my ex said 'okay' I was relieved and walked away no hard feelings
And his story is definitely true, 100% not made up so he can look like Giga Chad with 800 IQ
Might not get her back, but if her other ex's are childish screamers, then he will obviously be further ahead.
@@Chemillioneer youre setting the bar real fuckin low there, homeslice.
#SayNoToAlimony
“Every woman with a perfectly healthy v will want/desire children unless brainwashed (can’t be bothered to check what it actually says, play a long)”
I’m healthy, I don’t want kids. I don’t want to go through childbirth, and take care of a kid for 18 years. I want to be a photographer. Can’t travel around the world taking breathtaking photos if I have Little Jimmy clinging to my arm screaming that he wants ice cream, can I?
there’s no way you want things for yourself you’re abnormal you lot belong in the damn kitchen!!
They really forgot infertile people can also want to have kids lmao
@@carpetedkitchen8197They always seem to forget that adoption is an option.
My mom used to be a professional photographer until whatever business she worked for went bankrupt. I don't remember much from that time, but my sister told me about one of the times our mom would be gone for a week. Our dad had to take care of us. I love my dad, but he only knows how to cook 3 things; maltomeal, tomato soup, and peanut butter sandwiches. My sister told me she was so happy when our mom got back.
and plus, that kind of lifestyle (traveling a lot) is very unhealthy for kids. soo yeah that guy is wrong in more ways than one
My wife has blue hair and I love it... The same dudes that have these ridiculously high standards for women, are the same type of guys that expect women to lower their standards to find them attractive. Of course if the woman doesn't find them attractive it's because "she's a bitch". Not because they are d bags.
Yeah blue hair is totally attractive
Assholes are assholes they just happen to be men with internet.
@Cassandra Tafoya the other part of that is self esteem as well. I work from home and basically no one ever sees me. However, I still workout, cut my hair, etc. Your self image has a big impact on your life I think.
@Cassandra Tafoya Because they want the make up? Why do people always come w the most absurd answers instead of the one in front of their face. Maybe and just maybe, women, like most people, do things out of their own interests.
For real hair is bright purple and my boyfriend likes it more than my regular hair color like just because you want a girl to wear a corset and pantyhose and basically be from a coffee commercial in the fifties doesn't mean some of them aren't into goth bitches
"Women need to have children because you dont ever see a female cat contemplate having kittens." Yes, because all mating in the animal kingdom is consensual, and also, they shit in either litter boxes or outside, literally what is your point??
One regrettable thing I must bring up- the animal kingdom is not perfect in this regard at all. Rape exists in many, many species, sadly
also animals literally live out doors. they have nothing better to do than have kids. we humans have things like hobbies, aside from the guys who post this kinda shit lmao
Plenty of animal species cannot tell the difference between male and female either and just act out their instincts when in heat. The difference between these dudes and the animals though is that the animals stop after mating season is over and are capable of focusing on other things.
@@Toxihex FR male koalas will litterally fuck anything untill they succeed.
@@RocketTurret exactly animals don't have hobbies or don't go to work everyday.. can't believe some men literally compare human life to animals
I like how they say female cats don't decide they want to hunt mice and not have kittens. But they can do both, I don't know about other cats but lioness do all the major hunting while also caring for the cubs
(Some people in the replies gave other animal groups who are female lead, like elephants, orcas, and hyenas, but my point is animals can both be mothers while hunting food and providing to the group outside of having kids so the idea that women can do the same in the human side of the world. Debunking this idiots idea that women can only give birth and care for the home when she can have children but also earn a wage and still be a good mom)
Yeah and the lion just sits there and fight sometimes while everyone call him a king but never calling the female queen lol the ironyyy
@@cheerupbaby1715 well thats the whole reason the lion gets called king cause he doesn’t participate in hunting.
You cant be a king/queen if you do peasant work
i hate those ppl who ALWAYS bring up lions when talking about gender roles. like are they not a matriarchal species
@@jkthegreat5687 and in some species the female animal will bite the males head off after it fullfilled its purpose, rendering males completely useless.
You sound pathetic my guy, judging from your other comments.
@@jkthegreat5687 imagine calling it peasant work when lionesses will literally chase off or kill a male that is no longer serving his purpose in their pride. That, and statistically female lions are more adept hunters than their male counterparts, making his almost entirely useless. There are actually prides of lonely bachelor lions because they get no bitches 💀
6:33 - I love that the dating advice includes a slip where they claim to be very experienced on being dumped by women. It's like bragging about being a good professional because you've being fired so much.
one of my favorite moments from high school was when this guy who openly liked me told me he'd never speak to me again if i dyed my hair red. naturally i showed up to school the next day with red hair. how the fuck do these types of men survive infancy
That's so funny lmao I'm glad you did that
it's funny he thinks his time is so important to you lmao
What did he do?
@@kirttnabala2385 i have the same question
@@kirttnabala2385 please I have to know what he did
Using nature as an argument for things is so weird. It's also perfectly natural to forage for food, pick a toxic mushroom and have your pancreas slowly dissolve over the course of 2 weeks while you die in agony. That doesn't mean it's a good thing or something we should just accept as right.
Dying from cancer is also natural, so does that mean we should simply succumb to deadly diseases?
It is literally a fallacy to invoke nature in discussions. :D Ironically these are probably also fans of "destroying xy with FACTS AND LOGIC"
We even have a name for this fallacy: "appeal to nature." Also many, MANY animals "naturally" murder their young or the young of rivals. Meerkats? Cute as heck, but commit casual infanticide consantly. WE SHOULD NOT BE TRYING TO EMULATE OTHER ANIMALS.
@@IronAngeline plus several animal species (probably most, just a few observed) engage in homosexuality, so anyone using the “it’s unnatural” speech don’t really know nature.
@@IronAngeline Yeah we're our own animal and as many people might have noticed just a lil tiny baby bit....sort of doing our own non-natural thing ALL the time. Its also not natural to have air conditioning or taco bells but somehow I don't see these Tylers protesting modern society to live naturally anytime soon. Cherry picking like fuckin crazy.
Ah yes. Before I dye my hair I stop and think: “will this be attractive to men?” Because of course that’s the only possible reason I would be changing my appearance for. Every morning when I get up I think: “hmm what outfit will be most attractive to men?” Same goes with all my daily choices because of I’m not appealing to men, what’s the purpose of me, a mere woman?
@Jordan Breanna fr they be thinking my sole purpose is to appeal to them 💀
get a cat
@@gjh9299 ?
If a man says this, make sure to let them know how “oh, I don’t think girls will like that” with every hair or fashion choice they make and see how hypocritical their double standards are
@@ps1hagrid786 I don’t recall saying everyone was like that. I said *if* someone says that.
Some men: "DyEd HaIr Is NoT aTtRaCtIvE!!!"
Me (an aroace): *AGGRESSIVELY DYES HAIR*
HAHA WAIT IM AN AROACE WOMAN TOO, AND I WAS PLANNING TO DIE MY HAIR BLUE BEFORE THIS.
Let’s go fellow friend! What color are you planning to dye your hair? I’m doing blue!
@@Zetourayaka_0_00blank DYE/DIY/DIE?🤨
I’m a girl and I hate dyed hair (I do dye the tips of my hair blonde, I just hate colored unnatural dye ie red, blue, pink, etc) but if this was actually true I would commit the ultimate sacrifice and be dyeing my hair neon highlighter yellow
@@Zetourayaka_0_00blank
Ha lol I was planning to do purple
"Blue hair isn't sexy to men"
Me who wants to just be pretty to women: ALSO AGRESSIVLY DIES HAIR*
Just got off a horrible 8 hour shift for my first day. You have no idea the joy I had seeing this in my subscription feed.
I hope you feel better 🤍 sorry you had a shit day.
That sucks, I’m sorry starting a new job is so damn stressful. Good luck, Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
Don't let the work bring you down! You got this!
Love & Peace ✌️
Take care!
Thank god they told us. If any of y’all want to scare away these men, dye your hair rainbow/blue and go on a girls trip. It’s a movement now.
Yesss i'm taking notes now lmao
Another lesson in how to die alone you’re doing a wonderful job keep up the good work!👍
@@blueskeletonking2701 yess ❤️ i rather die single than with abusive person. I have my own family, siblings and they are more than enough for me.
@@Greeeenmoss just go with a good guy and if not then gl with the ensuing depression cause that is never gonna go away
@@blueskeletonking2701 Sounds like you're projecting. You don't have a social life, so your last ditch effort is to reel in some poor sap to be your spouse, all for the depressing purpose of "not dying alone."
Get a hobby or some friends, my dude.
The audacity of people who think the gender they're attracted to only does things to look more attractive to them is unmatched
“Everything is about sex except sex which is about power” - Oscar Wilde
@@Devils.harp.player that's actually the best quote for this, unfortunately 😕
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I think that I, as a lesbian, should go around social media commenting on all female homophobic tiktokers and talk about how no woman is gonna want to date them if they keep ranting about gender roles.
As a makeup artist I always laugh at this. I can't count the times men have told me "wearing that much makeup will not attract men". Honey if I cared about that do you really think I would wear smokey eyes with rhinestones and literally make a career out of it?
Im honestly convinced that straight men don't even like women lol
as a straight woman myself i don’t think so either
As a straight man,.... Yeah it does seem that way.
its uncommon to find a genuinely happy straight couple
@@skizzorzombie no it isn't
@@orangegradient4309 mhm..
your channel is genius. Former wannabe "Alpha male" here and can confirm. All of these men are overcompensating and cripplingly insecure...I was. I think people grow out of it eventually. Although saying that, there are "Alpha coaches" in their 50s...so who knows what will save them. One thing is for sure, polarising views get views and likes...and then little men start spouting it as if they are facts. Its really sad.
Good job on you for breaking free of the toxic mindset, hope that you are doing better now.
the fact that you realized it was bad and got out of it is a great thing!
Congrats on getting out of that headspace, dude!
I knew some of these people too, it's just such a fake community and I can confirm these are the most insecure men of all.. Yes they get laid from time to time (success rate 0.000001 works with many tries) but the women they attract are not the ones you want for a relationship and the facade they have to keep up is unhealthy and destructive. Good you're back on the right side!
@@nodstradamus If you walk up to 100 women and ask them politely if they might be interested in sex, you'd have a better chance of actually getting laid than following the advice of any of these alpha channels, I'd say.
As someone who has studied genetics and genetic engineering for years that comment "a girl's genetic code changes" made me actually mad. That isn't even a good lie it's so obviously false. It is pretty much a perfect 50/50 split for genetic contribution by both parents. Also fun fact, the mitochondrial DNA is exclusively inherited from the mother.
THANK YOU, Kyle. Was waiting to read something like this.
Yeah I knew about the mitochondria thanks to playing parasite Eve when I was a kid: it fascinated me so much. Same with the virus in the Resident Evil games, made me want to study biology!
No I'm not a dude.
please this is like 10th grade biology here (i think it's the same worldwide too ?) that this goddamn ENGINEER just REFUSES to acknowledge like mayn 😭😭😭
Is it 50-50? Seems like mostly from the mom based on my classes last time. The sperm isn't made to carry tons of information let alone cells. I remember studying something like the immunity and pretty much everything comes from the mother as the ovum stores more information and it's the cell to start. Just need the sperm to complete the chromosomes. Was I thought wrong?
@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz What??
"It's the same reason I don't park my McLaren in a shit neighborhood for a weekend."
pls. just for once. can men stop comparing women to cars💀
But see, that would require they acknowledge women as being members of the human species, you know how straight white men hate sharing that designation.
two trucks-
If he thinks the only thing stopping his girlfriend from cheating on him is being outside of his hawk eye why tf is he with her???
“I’m educating women about NFTs 🤓🤓”
That aged well
the whole "a woman's dna changes when she gets married" post was so funny because if her dna now matches her husband's, wouldn't that make them... related?
*cue banjo music*
*sweet home alabama slowly fades in*
Wouldn't that make them twins since they have the exact same code?
@@queenash96 *banjo intensifies*
*Big wheels keep on turnin'*
I sure hope that Wright brother’s joke doesn’t fly over peoples heads!
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😉😉😉
I KNOW I really enjoyed it
HUH tHey mAde joKE??
It's sure a nice landing for me
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Actually I have seen cats that don't mate. Both males and females. Unfixed. Never mated in their life. I've also seen females denying certain males and accepting others.
So yeah, animals do sometimes choose not to have kids. EVEN ones that go into heat, like cats.
Hmm never heard of an Asexual cat until now. Neat
@@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 cats also eat their dead kittens and abandons and isolates the sick ones. Also if a cat gives birth to 4 kittens, chances are all of them have different dads. ✨The more you know ✨
@@rimjhimchakraborty9365 That's also not always true! Another experience I have with cats is mothers clinging to their dead kittens and even bringing them back to the litter if they get separated. Same with sick kittens. It's extremely sad. I'd honestly prefer if they all ate them.
@@catpoke9557 Yeah probably that too. I've taken care of many stray cats all my life, so I've seen this eat the dead thing happen very commonly. But, tho quite rarely, I've seen exceptions too!
I like imagining the mood of a female cat who experiences heat but is just like "nah"... naps are better...
Man: “We are not animals. We are the kings of this planet, we are more evolved.”
Same Man: “Wanting children is natural for women. Look at cats! We’re like cats!”
"we're biologically programmed to feel attracted to younger women, it's in our nature since primitive days"
6:00 When I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, he just said “ok” and in that moment I was so incredibly relieved and happy, because I was worried that he would take it hard, and I was grateful he was so mature about it. Him saying “ok” definitely did not make me want to grovel and beg for him, like this guy is claiming. I have no idea where he got that notion from.
If she was trying to test him, it wouldve happened that way. But because she did not actually want him, the relationship ended.
@William Hall not everyone is a complete grown ass person, men and women.
Also consider since industrialization, 150 years ago, men have not had their fathers to teach them to be men. It used to be boys would follow their fathers everywhere they went and the boys would see how the father would act in every scenario, now this no longer happens.
@@johnathanmandrake7240 Jonathan, I think your soulmate is actually a man.
@@johnathanmandrake7240 why do you automatically think she was "testing him"? You do know this doesn't happen in real life. Also if a guy just says ok during a break up it's a sign that he is not emotionally mature enough to be in a relationship anyways. Maybe you should go work on yourself before commenting.
@@kam5944 relationships used to be for life, now they are the exact opposite, why should a man be sad if his girlfriend leaves him? It's just what's supposed to happen. Even in marriage 'til death do us part' the two part. There is no eternal love between men and women.
Women : *do anything like wear makeup,breathe or just exist*
Some men : Is for me? 👉🏻👈🏻
Some men really think the whole world revolves around them lmaooo
You do realize this comment is way more ignorant than the people you're trying to mock?
*incels
@@parry111 all men in the video mentioned act like this so what's your point?
Like the age old saying goes: "if she breathes, she's a thot"
"Sincerely, all men" I thought that you guys had a tantrum every time women said "all men" because you "Don't want to be generalised" look at the hypocrisy
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Well, I have. omg you did the same thing as those guys and they did the same thing as those women. Look at the hypocrisy
@@hotkfclover6169 What the fuck even is this comment? Can't you use some G R A M M A R?
@@hotkfclover6169 wat
Fr, itre minds me of how men often complain in memes how men have it worse because people don't think they have emotions and therefore they don't have good friendships, and yet those same people also make boys vs girls memes where girl friendships are portrayed as shallow and boy friendships portrayed as fun and quirky, like which one is it💀
As a woman I find it empowering that my height is considered demonic
im two inches too short to be demonic WHAT AM I
How to assert dominance 101
@@NandhanaN8 apparently not real
@@NandhanaN8 an anomaly that not even the SCP foundation has any record of
@@NandhanaN8 what the fu- I'm calling containment, this is unacceptable
Redditors: "Brightly colored hair isn't attractive to men."
Redditors, but with anime waifus: "I beg your pardon?"
That goes to show it’s not the hair; it’s what they think the hair represents! Btw no hate to girls with dyed hair. Love y’all.
“You seem like you could make a good man happy.”
Spoken from the true perspective of a man who thinks women are robots whose sole purpose on this earth is to serve men.
Note to self: If someone tells me, that im making them happy, they just want to supress
@@Salara2130 I know that you're intentionally ignoring the context to be a dipshit, but I'm more than happy to carefully spell it out for you in case you genuinely don't understand: If someone tells you "One day you'll make a good woman/man very happy, be careful not to ruin yourself before then" it is not the same as someone saying, "You make me so happy." If you cannot tell what the difference is, I suggest you learn human social cues.
@@GoddoDoggo hey hey look in the mirror,you shall see a dipshit
@@Salara2130 so are you bitter, stupid, or both?
„You seem like no woman could be happy with you“
“Blue hair isn’t sexy - sincerely all men”
1. As a man, yes, it is attractive to me.
2. I don’t think women care much what your hair color preferences are.
This shit reminds me of my mom telling me not to try certain looks because “girls won’t like that.” Like, okay. If they don’t like me the way I am expressing myself, they just might not be worth my time.
Ikr. It gets so annoying when all people ever tell you is “guys don’t like this, guys don’t like that” but none of us ever asked 😐
It's sad how we're all conditioned to base our self-worth entirely on what other people MIGHT think. 90% of the people I see daily probably don't even think about me once I'm gone, and I don't think about them, so why should we dictate each other's lives?
@@alice-8566 whale
I respect you for saying this
I'm gay and I still think a woman with died hair looks attractive.
I would argue that if a woman said “ok” to a guy breaking up with her, he’d also be mind blown
everytime I hear "a twingee of cringeee" my serotonin instantly receives a boost
Valid
TRUEEE
@TheGhostroaster what's this??
YES THIS EXACTLY
I HAAAATED it, it was like "oh my god the cringe, my ears!!" But I knew /yes/ this /is/ my humor. I completely understood the need for maxiumum cringosity for this tile card. Three vids later Iater and now I'd be pissed if it was gone- music to my ears, angels bells!, it will greet me at the heavens gate that I dont beleive in.
“Women just don’t understand male sexual attraction”
Nah, we just don’t care
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and it's too contradictory
It’s not that we all collectively just do not care. (That contributes to the reason. But it’s mostly that) We’re our own people, and it’s far healthier to be who you want to be and get with someone who loves you for that than to change yourself and your body for someone who believes you owe it to them… as though they own you and that their happiness triumphs all. You’re setting yourself up for failure if you listen to them, which is why girls typically don’t.
@@ASweetShortCakeThis is literally it.
Growth is realizing that being sexually attractive to males is not a win: because it doesn’t guarantee you anything, at all. You spend so much time hoping random males find you pretty and it is TIRING. Do you find yourself pretty? Do you like that dress? Do you feel comfortable in this or that?
Our lives don’t revolve around what males find attractive: If they did, we’d be unhappy forever.
"Blue hair isn't sexy - sincerely all men."
Me, a lesbian: Oh thank God. So you'll stop cat calling me right?
No one cat calls your transsexual ass
me: planning to diy my hair
this is a bonus
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@@that_gaystan DIY hair???
no in fact they'll fetishize you and bother u to be "freaky" w them
Cant spell menace without men
“When a woman marries, her genetics start to change”
This explains where my in laws get their audacity to try and dictate my life like I’m 16 years old and living in their basement, when in reality I’m 26 with my own home and a child 🙄🤦🏻♀️
That sounds toxic on so many levels. If they think that marriage makes your genetics change I think they better front up that marriage is cancerous.
I'm so sorry about your in-laws. Try going low contact if they get the audacity again.
I love men who don’t seem to understand that women are literally just other human beings. They seem to think we’re an entirely different species.
Women are from Venus after all.
@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz what?
@@rozmarinideas5340 Don't mind J, he's just asserting his alpha dominance by spamming emoji replies on every comment on every video Chad Chad ever made. That's what real men do, after all.
@@gaiusjuliuspleaser ahh, I see.
It's hilarious, even as a man that doesn't talk to women often, you just need treat everyone with the same decency and you're good to go
I think it's so funny how these people say that it's natural for women to be mothers while we're living in a completely unnatural society
Those same people also scream that men don't have any rights as fathers (despite men building society that way) while thrusting women with all of the responsibility of raising children.
@@fawnieee And of course men have no responsibilities in unwanted pregnancies: because women obviously get pregnant by air alone, not with sex with a man. Nope. Men Shouldn't be held accountable for their actions: only women should for ever bear the burden of responsibilities through sex or otherwise.
Makes sense!!!
Also they have been saying for years now, that they are working for a male contraceptive pill: but they always stop it because of one or two side effects....... OH THE IRONY!!!!! THE F IRONY!!!!
Unroll the very-long list of F up after effects women have to go through daily with any hormonal contraceptive options.
But those poor men though....! We can't have them having mood swings, now can we.
*facepalm*
As a man I’ve always wondered “why women” glad chad can finally answer this for me
Why is this so funny to me
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Dear women,
I find blue hair extremely cool and attractive, these guys are just basic.
Sincerely, a goth guy.
Ooh a goth guy
W take
I'm not like other guys lol
It’d be amazing if men just said “okay” when being broken up with. What would be even crazier is if they just said “okay” when they’re told “no”!!! Absolutely wild!!!
I’m so confused why these men are so obsessed with women when they clearly can’t stand women? If you don’t like them then just mind your business.
or just like men Lmaoo💀
They like women's parts, not actual women
@@tychopanda get a sex doll then??!!?
@@offensivevibes511 if only they would, at least they'd leave women alone
They want to like women, but in their eyes, women have fallen and are needing help and instruction to stand back up.
But since industrialization has stolen the fathers of all men, for over 150 years, men no longer know how to be men and fail to properly man for a woman.
The funniest thing about the guy saying "just say okay if she wants to break up" is that i said this to my ex when he said "maybe we should just break up" during an argument and he backtracked and said he didn't mean it. the two other girlfriends i've had didn't do anything this dramatic or guilt trippy
I find that most of the yarns these men spin (the men who talk about 'crazy gfs') are more biased than anything even Fox News can spit out.
@@Ionilas oh man beating fox news is ... hardcore
That was actually good advice even though the reasoning was awful. I said “ok, if that’s how you feel then I wish you the best“ to someone I dated when he said we shouldn’t see each other for awhile and he got angry and back tracked. It made me realize he wasn’t someone I wanted to see ever. These guys should focus less on playing games and “winning“ and more on finding mutual love and respect. You can’t be happy treating your partner like an adversary.
guys can be as bitch@ss as any girl. what i found is that all the negative stereotypes on girls, i have literally watched guys do this and worse.
before i realized guys weren't for me, i literally had the thought "fuk, man, with all this overdramatic shit and 'you don't compliment me enough' i might as well be dating a chick." and, in fact, have never had that level of BS since actually doing that. :)
some of these dudes need to slow their roll on the stereotypes and realize that members of their group *do these exact things they are bitching about* and also that tons of girls do not conform to their dumb, limited stereotypes. chr*st.... it's like they think half the population is the same person. -__-
5:35 Schrödinger's height: as long as you don't observe the height, you are all of them at the same time
The bit with the burning at the stake gets me because women have and are still treated terribly. It’s not exactly a fair trade but I’m glad we can still get some laughs from these awful woman-hating takes. Great stuff as usual, Chad.
It’s the “children dying in Africa” excuse all over again. If women were still being burned at the stake, they’d say “at least we aren’t using the Iron Maiden”
And same with missandrist smh, it seems like people just like to find reasons to hate or abuse one another.
@@darthhatall6961 signed, a white guy
@@INFILTR8US signed, probably another white person
@@INFILTR8US It was signed by a Mexican who has been harassed by many woman and also experience lots of racism on USA, yet do I hate all woman or USA citizens? Of course not.
My brother is one of those men who think women should have natural hair colors and no makeup. I had hot pink hair for a year nearly 2 years ago and I loved it but dyed it back to my natural color because my hair was getting pretty badly damaged from all the upkeep, but even after a full year since dying it back to my natural color, my brother STILL lectures me about it. Well. I do not care what you think about my hair. I don't care that it made you angry. I don't care if men don't like it. It's what I like, and I will dye my hair whatever color and wear whatever makeup makes ME feel good. But no matter how many times I tell him that, he still thinks I care about his opinion.
It's honestly not even his place to be lecturing you lol. Like him tryna hit you over the head with his opinion so that you can be "attractive" to guys according to his own standards is kinda weird tbh 😬
Why's your brother trying to project what he thinks is attractive onto you? That's kinda suspicious and creepy! But absolutely! Don't change your hair for anyone but yourself!!! I've been dying my hair since I was 12 years old and have loved the way I look!
Why is this boy lecturing you? He sure as fuck isn't your dad, and you are not his child.
Is your brother into incest?
If no, why does he care whether you are attractive to him or not?
He needs some more interesting points of conversation.
It's depressing to think some of these delusional misogynists have a choke hold on their (totally not held captive) girlfriends
and sometimes those gfs think like them and are toxic too
@@embrace7052 true. Both the toxicly masculine men and toxic women attract eachother whilst creating these huge insecurities within eachother. Whilst I can't fathom the fact a girl out there who likes these toxic masculinity guys, I'm sure there are some. They feed eachothers terrible ideals imo
@@pogpogpurinn yess exactly
I don't want to talk like boomer (i am just 18 lol) but it's due to movie and books (i am looking at you *after* 👀) they romanticize abusive toxic relationship as standard and go away with it. I am just soo sick with this "bad boy shit".
Brave to assume they have girlfriends.
4:40 what's so funny about this to me is that fact that female cats are more often hunters than male cats
there's also the fact that not all men think unnatural hair is unattractive, personally, as a man myself almost prefer un natural colors. My partner dyed their hair hot pink and it really suited their style and I absolutely LOVE it
Honestly nothing feels more approachable than someone with pink or blue hair
It would be one thing if the person just said *they* like natural hair but to make it seem like all men not only like natural hair but hate dyed hair is stupid af.
fr people really out here thinking they speak for entire communities/groups as if we aren't our own individuals
@time stop spamming your damn links
As a bisexual non-male, i love girls with colored hair
"not all women are attracted to men" CHAD CHAD FOR THE LESBIANS
Lesbians and asexuals rise up! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
@@Toon_Topaz no
@@Toon_Topaz dont forget the aromantics too ;)
Me who is a pan sexual: :')
I PROMISE I ONLY GET ATTRACTED TO EITHER GOOD MEN OR FEMININE MEN
9:24 I like how he used the worst possible example of “bad colored hair” . It looks cool
Tbh, as a guy myself, I actually want to colour my hair in a similiar style.
@@_1V4N you should do it
@@_1V4N do it dude, I bet you’ll look absolutely amazing with colourful hair.
@@_1V4N yeah dude you'd look great! go for it!
Thank you, everyone, for telling me to go for it, but I'm a minor and my parents don't really want to let me do that. However, they did let me buy one of those hair sprays to dye your hair in blue and I have tried to get a similar effect with it. I think it suits me so I might get it done like that whenever I finally become 18 lol.
4:16 I think he's confusing women with orange cats
It’ll never make sense to me why those guys even seek a relationship if they think it’s a battlefield where you’re always second-guessing the other’s intentions and believe they’re doing the same to you.
They are the kind of people that think "I hate my wife" jokes are funny... Like no dude, they just make it clear that you shouldn't have married that person cuz ya don't suit each other lol
I think they see women as a status symbol to acquire, sort of like a medal or trophy. And I’m guessing most of them view women that way because they’re extremely insecure and *need* the approval of a woman to feel masculine. It’s sad.
It’s not even about love or happiness, just feeling a sense of confidence. Unfortunately from them, over-relying on outside sources for confidence never works.
Well when every female, except a small few, you've encountered has tried to use you in one way or another, all your friends have horror stories, fathers, brothers, uncles, and so many men online have these horror stories, it is not irrational.
It's just a cost benefit analysis.
@@johnathanmandrake7240 I’m sorry you feel that way, but if that’s how you think the majority of women are, then why seek a relationship?
@@qwertyasdf4081 Because I dont want it to be like that. If I see smoke, I should let people know their might be a fire. You know?
“women are always evaluating your masculinity” obviously someone hasn’t seen the love for cat boy maids flooding the internet lol
They don't want those men as husband's just boy toys. When it comes to a life time commitment they still very much want the classic macho man.
@@commandershepard9601 And you've spoken to every single woman on earth to come to that conclusion. Yes?
@@blueskeletonking2701 It's true, I like real men and women. You can really taste the difference with the artificially flavored ones.
@@WordyGirl90 hell yeah!!!! I can vibe with that message any day
as a woman i dont want a man, i want a woman whom i can distroy burger kings with🥰
I don’t think there’s any other person on TH-cam that makes me laugh as consistently as you do. the jokes you write are as clever as they are funny.
i dunno all she says is "short men this or short men that"
why does she keep attacking something humans cant change? Isnt that body shaming? yet making fun of obese ladies is immediately offensive. the double standards are real. Making fun of someone's physical features is fine as long as they are male, i guess so right?
yeah shes pretty funny for a woman i guess
@Niphyra she repeated the "meh short guy hating on ladies" 4 times this video😑 did u watch the video? I mean the deadpan delivery with boring low effort skits, are really stale. Imo she is quite boring. Just ignoring the fact she insults short men repeatedly, aight fine by me, the world is filled with hypocrites anyway.
she's kurtis connor, but a woman
@@out_of_orbit1968 she prob says that to get back to those men lol
like the dude on tiktok having a mental breakdown bc women talked bad about his height when he said bad things about women
I love the “it’s nature” argument for how women should behave as if the whole point of society and culture is to separate our behaviors and beliefs from that of our ancestors
True story, I had an ex who wouldn't allow me to dye my hair an unnatural colour... he also thought that it was more "romantic" that if we was in a public setting with a bunch of friends to only look at me from a far than show any signs of affection, I found out he was texting and flirting with girls he met with on a boys only trip and my best friend (which of course in his eyes was my fault that I found out and I broke his trust that I found out) he broke up with me... but don't worry... he told me he might get back with me someday to really keep me on his hook.
So I dyed my hair pink, then all the beautiful colours of the rainbow, realised what a narcissist was, not to mention a chauvinistic one and found someone who loved me for everything I am. And still dying my hair any colour I want
Yes!!! You go gurl!!!!
My girlfriend can do whatever the fuck she wants with her hair, even if I don't like it, thought generally I don't mind at all. It ain't my hair wtf..
@@dontclap1 if you choose to have no boundaries when it comes to that that is your choice but imo that's a dumb stance to take
@@blueskeletonking2701 No boundaries when it comes to hair? Ok bro
@@blueskeletonking2701 "you dying your own mf hair is crossing my boundary 🤧" bwahahah
Men: "I don't like women who..."
It's ok, dude, women don't like you either
do they actually mean "i don't like women"? Cause suprise gayness would be an interesting scenario
@@biccnessehence the who after
If they were gay, it'd just be "I don't like women"
@@AngelBirdo Aahhh sorry lol I’m autistic, hard for me to like, understand jokes sometimes. Sincerest apologies
I love how you didn't even say "these women don't like you either"
Just general. All of them don't like you
The majority of genetic actually comes from the mother. DNA in the nucleus is 50: 50 between parents however the mothers gives all of the mitochondrial DNA to the offspring and so the mother is actually the major shareholder. She owns 51% of this company.
apart from 50% dna everything is donated by our moms
@@kfdnjx76 i did..and what i meant is moms own more than 51% of the baby.
Can you explain this in woman, my dumb female brain an not understand
(/j)
That number makes me cry..
7:50 how i say goodnight to my friends fr