Adam Sandler Predicted his Success!!!

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  • Video of very early Adam Sandler stand-up. What is incredible here is notice how between 0:30 and 0:40 he declares something to the universe that ultimately is granted!
    / jordantumbles
    Amazing how positive thinking, positive affirmations and declaring your goals can be a very powerful tool in acheving goals.

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  • @AndrewRusinas
    @AndrewRusinas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7306

    Adam Sandler:
    20% Human
    80% "you know"

    • @Hyperoxygenated_
      @Hyperoxygenated_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Andrew Rusinas I sadly resonate with that

    • @freshavocado8572
      @freshavocado8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      80% jewish

    • @Hyperoxygenated_
      @Hyperoxygenated_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      NoamBoy lmao is it because Jewish ppl say “ya know” a lot?😂🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @freshavocado8572
      @freshavocado8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anthony Rodriguez haha

    • @carsonthompson8637
      @carsonthompson8637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Norm McDonald is 99% “you know”

  • @hyicrotai9801
    @hyicrotai9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3856

    He sounded nervous very soft spoken. Little did he know he'd be yelling at someone in almost every movie he did.

    • @dagosus8711
      @dagosus8711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean he was how old in this, I don’t even know

    • @joshc1590
      @joshc1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@dagosus8711 22, he said it in this bit

    • @dagosus8711
      @dagosus8711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@joshc1590 oh okay

    • @fminemtherealslimlady5917
      @fminemtherealslimlady5917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or did he🤔💭💬⏳♾...[?]

    • @jimmyjames8573
      @jimmyjames8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Better actor than comedian

  • @sunxnes
    @sunxnes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12531

    this guy was a MASTER of misdirection, you had no idea where the joke was going.

    • @mryagami8448
      @mryagami8448 6 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      shame he got lazy

    • @thisiskris017
      @thisiskris017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      A "master"? Really? The material wasn't anything that original and definitely not surprising? Jeesus Christ it's like anything he does that isn't shit is somehow a masterpiece

    • @timmymcgypsy6234
      @timmymcgypsy6234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      acute observation

    • @Patricks-adventures
      @Patricks-adventures 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ch-ris127 lol the Netflix movies are some of his worse they are dog shit and for mindless normies

    • @aidawg
      @aidawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lit Papi it’s his new stand up special not a film

  • @worldofandrew8685
    @worldofandrew8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    I came to see his prediction, but honestly his stand-up is why I stayed til the end.

    • @iaonyx-AT3VideoAudio
      @iaonyx-AT3VideoAudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly My Friend, Exactly!

    • @pyguy7
      @pyguy7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR, he's actually legitimately pretty funny. Who knew he could do actual standup

    • @edicsonramirez1538
      @edicsonramirez1538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here! He has good jokes 😂

    • @Howwerelivingfishing
      @Howwerelivingfishing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was gonna get back to the prediction. Was still pretty funny

    • @KelticTim
      @KelticTim 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      His old standup was amazing. Toll booth Willie is an all time bit, up there with Dices nursery rhymes.

  • @aydanbot6051
    @aydanbot6051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4560

    “I’ve been seen less of her now” *kawhi laughs*

    • @theawardgoesto1
      @theawardgoesto1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      FatalAydan hey i can’t stand the guy but that was actually funny

    • @rickmeza1346
      @rickmeza1346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theawardgoesto1 not trynna start nun but why?

    • @stopmotionproductions4329
      @stopmotionproductions4329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one😂😂💀

    • @alanshearer4974
      @alanshearer4974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marco Thomas how come?

    • @cooloh2low
      @cooloh2low 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What it do BABYYYY

  • @arkano6204
    @arkano6204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22352

    Came here because of the title, stayed for the jokes

  • @shthwk7351
    @shthwk7351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12425

    He’s Really funny he gives me actor vibes.

    • @gamingslapper9546
      @gamingslapper9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Shthwk 😂😂 gringy but funny

    • @kowalski2041
      @kowalski2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Bruu your profile picture 💀 it's so gay

    • @gamingslapper9546
      @gamingslapper9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Who’s?

    • @RIPToot
      @RIPToot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@kowalski2041 Ur gay

    • @kowalski2041
      @kowalski2041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@RIPToot that's cool but I don't remember asking.

  • @enalol9127
    @enalol9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3024

    What a lovely young man, hope he doesn’t destroy the universe with a remote control

  • @damaster3210
    @damaster3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11614

    Why is this in my feed in 2019?

    • @cyriztz
      @cyriztz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Likewise, but im glad it was

    • @damaster3210
      @damaster3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cyriztz exactly, this video made me “lol”

    • @CeroSantos
      @CeroSantos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its Feb 5 2019 oof

    • @alexub94
      @alexub94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was in my feed too... im glad it was

    • @GSXR_1K_FTW
      @GSXR_1K_FTW 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexub94 same lol

  • @cashtwonine
    @cashtwonine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42596

    Adam Sandler: I don't have that kind of money yet-one day I will
    Random person on TH-cam: ADAM SANDLER PREDICTED HIS SUCCESS

    • @jaredhibpshman253
      @jaredhibpshman253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

      Kinda clickbait but the video is pretty interesting

    • @jrd9574
      @jrd9574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      I mean its not predicted he worked for his shit

    • @Rawegivitoya
      @Rawegivitoya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      that kind of money : 30 penny to watch a dog being stabbed... so funny, I guess it wasnt such a big goal anyways

    • @Sickness510Bruh
      @Sickness510Bruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He even said “maybe” lol

    • @prototype8137
      @prototype8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You seem to be foriegn to the idea of clickbaits.

  • @BathingGorillas
    @BathingGorillas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    I like Adam Sandler no matter what the critics say, it’s nostalgia every time I watch his films. Happy Gilmore is one of my all time fav comedy flicks.

    • @Adam-bz2of
      @Adam-bz2of 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yes sir, and i can not get enough of waterboy, i have seen that movie dozens of times

    • @JamesWitTheCutty
      @JamesWitTheCutty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TooSick2Di3 this been our for years and we are just now seeing it

    • @motivationalpizzaman9718
      @motivationalpizzaman9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They hate the new movies not the classics

    • @PVoScourge
      @PVoScourge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His movie "going overboard" was horrendous

    • @john_spicer_399
      @john_spicer_399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy Gilmore,Billy Madison,and Big Daddy

  • @deussalt4479
    @deussalt4479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    It's actually pretty awesome to see the how far he's come since this. You can hear the nervousness in his voice but now he's got the same humor but 150% times more confident in his delivery.

  • @alexandernichols4153
    @alexandernichols4153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    "Just go ask her out the worst she can say is "No"... I asked her out she said "get away from me, you loser".
    He's actually hilarious.

    • @jjkirnag
      @jjkirnag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Alexander Nichols uh you broke the rules

    • @jonathanbriseno3159
      @jonathanbriseno3159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alexander Nichols was*

    • @ICraneI
      @ICraneI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks we didn’t all just watch it

    • @4sky
      @4sky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True, but we can laugh about it again in the comments!

    • @joshwettlin6670
      @joshwettlin6670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexander Nichols it was funnier when he said it

  • @Franzibald_
    @Franzibald_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3657

    Incredible, he said he would have more money someday, wooooooooooooooooooowsigh

    • @230mps
      @230mps 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      this is why I hate some people on the internet. lol well....one of the reasons. lol

    • @BoopBoop508
      @BoopBoop508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      don't know why people are surprised he's a jew

    • @damian10255
      @damian10255 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cancer Memes For Your Dreams he's a Jew!!! (Sarcasm btw)

    • @banklikefrankwhite1
      @banklikefrankwhite1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SgtTeeh
      It got you to watch though, didn't it?
      What did you expect?

    • @charlesbracewell8728
      @charlesbracewell8728 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SgtTeeh I know, right ?

  • @BillBurrAnimations
    @BillBurrAnimations 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11053

    I had no idea he used to be so funny back then.

    • @drewgormley6933
      @drewgormley6933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I still remember a tv show they filmed at Comic Strip Live, and my brother and I would sneak it by turning on the TV in our bunk beds, and I heard young chapelle, margaret cho, and young sandler, who did a bit about elvis living in his fridge and being a mooch. It was hilarious.

    • @Kylepeterson_
      @Kylepeterson_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Drew Gormley haha

    • @zackmiramontez8772
      @zackmiramontez8772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      TheWishmaster this joke is funnier than any that he said

    • @Paul-hu1ln
      @Paul-hu1ln 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well yeah lol, He got where he is for a reason.

    • @Bob-ys3hs
      @Bob-ys3hs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheWishmaster still is

  • @evancampbell7138
    @evancampbell7138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I cannot believe I have went nearly thirty years without ever watching Adam Sandler doing a stand up comedy show 🤣

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too.

    • @KingFunkin
      @KingFunkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make it 40 for me!

    • @aramisy.cajigas744
      @aramisy.cajigas744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are old

    • @Josh01815
      @Josh01815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!

    • @Josh01815
      @Josh01815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aramisy.cajigas744 You will be someday, too! 🤣🤣

  • @GOKU-wk1yf
    @GOKU-wk1yf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2837

    that new york accent

    • @billburrbites5210
      @billburrbites5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jerry Seinfeld

    • @hisroyalhighness8566
      @hisroyalhighness8566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This douchebag is from Nowhere New Hampshire, he's a Phony

    • @Gwosts
      @Gwosts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought I spilled water on my phone

    • @3cheese711
      @3cheese711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Bishop Dong Magic Shlong hes a big fat phony. Lol from family guy

    • @brandonmiller5394
      @brandonmiller5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bishop Dong Magic Shlong yeah he’s salty. Fact of the matter is Adam Sandler will sell out any show no matter where it is. Because he’s hilarious and brings comedy like no other stand up.

  • @sadtoast6122
    @sadtoast6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10772

    He sounds so young and squeeky and Jewish lol

    • @TheMisterD00D
      @TheMisterD00D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      The premise of excited southerner routine aka the waterboy character

    • @donmarco4502
      @donmarco4502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And a murderer 😂😂😂😂

    • @sadyoshhours2769
      @sadyoshhours2769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Fuck you.

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@STE-EFC thanks man like with me you can tell I'm making a joke

    • @STE-EFC
      @STE-EFC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sadtoast6122 yeah everyone who liked your comment can. Most people just ignore people like Bad Goy these days but I like to really rub it in their face that their opinions are worthless :D

  • @LLVstacks
    @LLVstacks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

    he aint predict it... he manifested it

    • @DavidBrown-wm1xz
      @DavidBrown-wm1xz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      P R E M O fousey?

    • @muthanuka
      @muthanuka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Truth

    • @hundur3970
      @hundur3970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Young God Your thoughts become reality.Everything in this life started in the mind.The first automobile was only a thought,until that thought was acted upon and manifested into reality."Whether you think you can or you cant,you are right"
      Read The "Kybalion",search "Kybalion pdf" on google and download it."As a man thinketh" by James Allen. Both free online through a pdf.These books will help assist you to grasp the concept of Thought Manifestation

    • @IIIUTUBEIII
      @IIIUTUBEIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what if prediction and manifestation are two sides of the same coin? what if those who are fated are those who predict and manifest it?

    • @janasali821
      @janasali821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whichever! He’s laughing all the way to the bank and you’re all sitting on TH-cam arguing and not getting paid

  • @NEUTRALDROP
    @NEUTRALDROP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    He'll never make it

    • @ColdSprite
      @ColdSprite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmfaoooo this had me laughing for way too long

    • @manuelibarra7667
      @manuelibarra7667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao this was gold

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Mr. Sandler.

    • @boxinnigga
      @boxinnigga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yea this guy sucks. Only thing he got going for him is that he looks like Adam Sandler

    • @air_kene3419
      @air_kene3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@heyitsronan7396 r/woooosh

  • @poshko41
    @poshko41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8842

    Only he could successfully deliver so many dumb jokes lol.

    • @herbgee7931
      @herbgee7931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Adolfo Markossy" nO cAp" gtf foreigner

    • @Aaron-zs5on
      @Aaron-zs5on 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Adolfo Markossy could you smash his bid no cap?

    • @avataraang6363
      @avataraang6363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      David Dobrik

    • @spookyboi317
      @spookyboi317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Adolfo Markossy if she wants to no cap?

    • @777-l4t
      @777-l4t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Heard of norm macdonald

  • @Natanquel
    @Natanquel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3431

    “ so this video was made 11 years ago”
    Me: well yes but actually no

    • @lastlaughzer0580
      @lastlaughzer0580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      VEN Plux haha so funny 🤦‍♂️

    • @Natanquel
      @Natanquel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LastLaughZer0 _ ikr

    • @RantePlayz
      @RantePlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Natanquel yee bro

    • @yurpeh3636
      @yurpeh3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m stupid I don’t get it 😅😅

    • @brandonn_oh
      @brandonn_oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YURP EH well TH-cam was not here for us non boomers back in the day so they post it as soon as they could

  • @DavidDiMuzio
    @DavidDiMuzio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5909

    Jerry Seinfeld and Rocky Balboa had a baby??

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@clayw1941 Shut up. No sense of humor idiot.

    • @VirandoGringa
      @VirandoGringa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @f.f5771
      @f.f5771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mike Killagreen shut up no sense of humour idiot

    • @mikekillagreen9432
      @mikekillagreen9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@f.f5771 Shut the fuck up you idiot. That makes no sense, learn how to spell bitch

  • @smrand2
    @smrand2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    He made it big but always stayed true to himself and we love him for that

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    Hey, guys. I found the first comment of this 10-year-old video. It was a lot of scrolling down, it says:
    ''Adam Sandler is a legend''

    • @mazenmady1136
      @mazenmady1136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Doctor straing Strange you went through 6k comment?

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@mazenmady1136 INDEED

    • @mazenmady1136
      @mazenmady1136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Doctor straing Strange wow

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mazenmady1136 10 long minutes

    • @C1nShe
      @C1nShe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Doctor_Straing_Strange congrats

  • @treybird1076
    @treybird1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    “A cantaloupe is bigger than a lampshade, but you can’t use a doorknob as a toaster,”

    • @Thucydites
      @Thucydites 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      “I live by that”

    • @Farmboy1544
      @Farmboy1544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Non sequitur.

    • @sainters7
      @sainters7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Was scrolling through this while listening, got to this comment exactly as I heard that line lol

    • @treybird1076
      @treybird1076 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooooooo

    • @jernankam
      @jernankam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PinkYahga isn’t that what he said though

  • @gpepeitan3373
    @gpepeitan3373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1898

    This guy deserves more attention and he should be in movies he would be great

    • @FIGNAS83
      @FIGNAS83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      😂

    • @henrydouberly3950
      @henrydouberly3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Excuse me. That's Robert Downey Jr. Aka IRON MAN!!! YOU moron I'm in 6th grade and I'm smarter than you!!!

    • @henrydouberly3950
      @henrydouberly3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@lucialaski6982 r/whoosh yes I was kidding

    • @lucaso6896
      @lucaso6896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gpep popping balloon sure

    • @Morenolandscaping
      @Morenolandscaping 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This guy is Adam Sandler Aka Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore. I am in 8th grade so that makes me older and more intelligent then all of you ;)

  • @joshinmenow6247
    @joshinmenow6247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Meeting him in the middle of the night at the airport about 7 years ago was just awesome!!

  • @treehuggerdavid1444
    @treehuggerdavid1444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "I finished a big book 420 pages ,thats alot of coloring you know "

    • @ebutzek1
      @ebutzek1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Davids Kicks 421

    • @firuBR
      @firuBR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best line

    • @PaintballerHaven
      @PaintballerHaven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s 2018 and you’re still a dumb ass

  • @VSaccount
    @VSaccount 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2321

    he used to sound like dunkey

    • @SpicyNoodles12
      @SpicyNoodles12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      vertti 〔ヴェルッティ〕 Especially when he said Mr. Boss Man

    • @ashurakomotos8477
      @ashurakomotos8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't lauff

    • @lucasbozeman8822
      @lucasbozeman8822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Super mario brothers 2 baby

    • @robin3827
      @robin3827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spaghetti and meatballs

    • @brokehomiejoe1718
      @brokehomiejoe1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No dunkey is black not a jew!!!

  • @Jtough278
    @Jtough278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    I have a good feeling about this guy, he’s gunna go places I can feel it

    • @bigwalrus3901
      @bigwalrus3901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Very original

    • @CDCgamingHD
      @CDCgamingHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      JonJon Tough this video is from 10 years ago idiot he has been in many movies such as happy Gilmore and one of the most popular actors
      Lmao just kidding

    • @Dish.Washer
      @Dish.Washer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@CDCgamingHD yeah he said "kidding" for a reason

    • @MrBubz-pq3ck
      @MrBubz-pq3ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Compass
      He said just kidding lol easy

    • @jamesdoakes4956
      @jamesdoakes4956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude he became one of the most prolific cereal killers ever

  • @michaelyoung3054
    @michaelyoung3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    It's funny how thick his "New Yorker" accent was back then.

    • @nunyabizness9400
      @nunyabizness9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its NY-Jewish combined

    • @genebigs1749
      @genebigs1749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I noticed the same thing. Weird, since he grew up in New Hampshire, moving there when he was 6. I was born and raised in New York, still live here, and my accent isn't as thick as his was. Come to think of it though, it probably was back in the 80s when this was filmed.

  • @vulfpack7296
    @vulfpack7296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    Wow he predicted that someday he would have 30 cents. Amazing!!

    • @RealLilVodka
      @RealLilVodka 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo

    • @brendangaming2486
      @brendangaming2486 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know there is no way that this guy meant he predicted his success by him saying I’m gonna get 30 cents I think we missed something

  • @nate2648
    @nate2648 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4274

    Thousands of people have "predicted" their success.... It's called believing in yourself.

    • @trevor852
      @trevor852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Right? For every millionaire that "predicted" their success, hundreds fail. 99% of people that say "I'm going to be rich or famous one day" never make it to that point.

    • @jcgonzalez6493
      @jcgonzalez6493 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +Lysergic Acid that one percent stuck through it. While the other 99% quit.

    • @sampson9115
      @sampson9115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it's just a title so people will watch the video. its called clickbaiting

    • @lancegoins
      @lancegoins 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Jack Gates well we know you won't be in the top 1% with that attitude

    • @V3X21
      @V3X21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, they didn't make it because they quit.

  • @The.AImighty
    @The.AImighty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7464

    It’s funny because back 10 years ago you could laugh and enjoy these jokes but now if he’d make an anorexia joke he’d be getting thrashed by everyone because people are soft af now a days

    • @leaddontconquer3843
      @leaddontconquer3843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Shuttttttt up

    • @nickgt1880
      @nickgt1880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      @@leaddontconquer3843 it's the truth

    • @hazyglazed8677
      @hazyglazed8677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Maybe by the pussies you live around but over here we know how to enjoy a joke. Anyone that gets offended by what a comic says can go fuck themselves. Nothing more annoying than a dick in the crowed ruining it for everyone else because they don’t understand comedy or the fact no one gives to shits about your feelings. There aren’t any restrictions when it comes to comedy. Or speech in general.

    • @BigstickNick
      @BigstickNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      We were able to stomach it....

    • @Gyork_
      @Gyork_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@BigstickNick The bulimics weren't...

  • @kirbstomber2520
    @kirbstomber2520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Dude this was awesome. Young Sandler was actually a killer comic. This was one of the tightest sets I’ve seen in awhile

    • @honor_faith_transform
      @honor_faith_transform 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go watch Josh Sneed on Dry Bar Comedy.

    • @AylaMarianna
      @AylaMarianna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@honor_faith_transform oh no don't send me back down there to get stuck again D: seriously, Dry Bar Comedy is like the TV Tropes of TH-cam for me. Completely addicting.

    • @anehall01
      @anehall01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Young Sandler?? I laughed my lungs out with his Netflix special. He's still got it!!

  • @brainz7980
    @brainz7980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Wow this guy is really funny. I hope he becomes famous.

    • @darraghrohan
      @darraghrohan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Big Dawg 0326 He AlReAdY iS sTuPiD

    • @sleepingonyaboy4267
      @sleepingonyaboy4267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      darragh rohan r/whoosh

    • @MrHilliard
      @MrHilliard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darraghrohan Lol

    • @darraghrohan
      @darraghrohan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jesse Decker Mate, you’re not serious?

    • @joebrown2275
      @joebrown2275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      darragh rohan r/whoosh

  • @dashmatt7445
    @dashmatt7445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2252

    “Foul”
    “I didn’t do anything.”
    “You killed Jesus”
    Best line

    • @mdah7090
      @mdah7090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Odis111 why so pressed

    • @JoshSmith-um6ik
      @JoshSmith-um6ik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thebigfellah5084
      @thebigfellah5084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had me dying

    • @anime8425
      @anime8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont get it

    • @dlspartan2014
      @dlspartan2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anime8425For the joke, Sandler (a jew) is saying that his Christian classmates blame him for Jesus' Crucifiction

  • @MetrOali113
    @MetrOali113 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    "I've been seein less and less of herrroOaHAAHAHAA"

    • @Jizzle37
      @Jizzle37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A.K. Madden 666th like

    • @justinbo1712
      @justinbo1712 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      had me dead

  • @Mr.Death101
    @Mr.Death101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That's an actual Master class of early '90s stand up that's why he's as good as he is he's amazing. I'm so glad I got to see this thank you for posting that.

  • @chickenlegsTV
    @chickenlegsTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    He's right he does have more than 30 cents now.

    • @slab3568
      @slab3568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      31 cents

    • @clearlyethan978
      @clearlyethan978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Lord Waluigi ill do you better!, 33 cents!!!!

    • @simplyz3964
      @simplyz3964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clearlyethan978 It might be a bit far fetched, but...
      *34 cents!*

    • @jovannpena3161
      @jovannpena3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simply Z I’ll do you one better *35* cents

    • @henri__986
      @henri__986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jovannpena3161 36 cents!

  • @barboza8481
    @barboza8481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I actually praise sandler because he just trolled the shit out of the entire world

  • @rylgilbarg1058
    @rylgilbarg1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2328

    This was great bro, jokes like these nowadays would get hate it’s crazy

    • @TheRazvy1990
      @TheRazvy1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Nowadays .....what a joke.....😅😅😅 we must learn to live again.....

    • @TheRazvy1990
      @TheRazvy1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yes yes.....maybe....

    • @jeranriveraoof5873
      @jeranriveraoof5873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dave Chappell is a billion times better

    • @rylgilbarg1058
      @rylgilbarg1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jeran Rivera Oof alright buddy chill

    • @johnortiz6129
      @johnortiz6129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeranriveraoof5873 do you like louis ck too?

  • @cdeezy2718
    @cdeezy2718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "They threw pennies at me and i saved those pennies"

    • @lakadmatatag6857
      @lakadmatatag6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it was panties.

    • @fabrizi7362
      @fabrizi7362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He meant Shekels.

    • @puppicorn9640
      @puppicorn9640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fabrizi7362 EXCATLY! LMFAO

  • @GloomyTX
    @GloomyTX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2305

    lmao he sounds exactly how family Guy makes fun of jews..

  • @jacobdantonio1395
    @jacobdantonio1395 8 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    he's so quiet and shy its so weird to see this side of him

    • @ulavaris
      @ulavaris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      it's the part of the act lul

    • @monemome3941
      @monemome3941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jacob Dantonio I don't think it's part of the art I think it's him being himself

    • @spyraltankd3892
      @spyraltankd3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OOGS FYC141 damn

    • @spyraltankd3892
      @spyraltankd3892 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omar Rodriguez LMFAO

    • @adamperry6133
      @adamperry6133 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omar Rodriguez just let him live in his moms basement trying to boost his ego by calling people names.

  • @BIG3rn91
    @BIG3rn91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2491

    Sayin "hopefully ill have enough money someday" is not predicting the future. Just sayin.

    • @blackoperation14
      @blackoperation14 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +Mr T that's still a pretty all-encompassing prediction.

    • @BIG3rn91
      @BIG3rn91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +Mr T why do you care so much? The real Mr. T wouldn't give a shit and would pity this convo.

    • @BIG3rn91
      @BIG3rn91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PMurray2694 And you're a little youtube bitch that would never have the balls to call anybody that in real life. Go fuck yourself

    • @StokedAlmond
      @StokedAlmond 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i agree man. that was pretty dumb and miss leading video.

    • @2_smokehhh804
      @2_smokehhh804 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PMurray2694 lol

  • @leno5682
    @leno5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Wouldn't say he predicted he success. Its more like he was optimistic, small guy trying to making it in a big world.

    • @sasrunner6812
      @sasrunner6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If somebody says they're going to die one day . Once they're dead and gone I guess people will claim they predicted the future

    • @wakenow7612
      @wakenow7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except he came from a very well off Jewish family so the bit is obviously a joke. Adam Sandler always had quite a bit of money.

  • @maxpolentz4569
    @maxpolentz4569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    It took me 10 years to find this video

    • @felixjung4688
      @felixjung4688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, it took TH-cam 10 years to finally recommend this to everyone here.

  • @hilaskiii9213
    @hilaskiii9213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore will always be my favorites

    • @jkderick753
      @jkderick753 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      jerry hilaski waterboy?

    • @filippians413
      @filippians413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Mr. Deeds. That one always makes me laugh.

    • @baileygribbin1056
      @baileygribbin1056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Big daddy

    • @hilaskiii9213
      @hilaskiii9213 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DOIHAVETHESAUSSEEE billy Madison oh how did I forget that?

    • @djlenoir7341
      @djlenoir7341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jerry hilaski 50 1st dates

  • @ok-ib2gw
    @ok-ib2gw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3438

    back when you could say jokes about a women's body without everyone getting offended

    • @gloyboy
      @gloyboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yo i fw your pfp

    • @gibslife
      @gibslife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      skin it’s a guy spreading his legs

    • @gloyboy
      @gloyboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gibslife naw that's tay k

    • @theanimeboi9150
      @theanimeboi9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s a pretty fucked up joke though...

    • @imnotfeelingit207
      @imnotfeelingit207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@theanimeboi9150 and?

  • @maxinedavieds6104
    @maxinedavieds6104 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of Adam’s most endearing qualities is the way he laughs during his act. Still to this day. ❤️

  • @ChopGod23
    @ChopGod23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    "Foul!"
    "I didn't do anything?"
    "You killed Jesus"
    Hardest laugh I've had in awhile

  • @MikeeJ
    @MikeeJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Adam is still funny as fuck y'all trippin

    • @Mike-pd6np
      @Mike-pd6np 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He's really not

    • @MrWorm-mp6vw
      @MrWorm-mp6vw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Mike Johnson. he is dip shit

    • @Mike-pd6np
      @Mike-pd6np 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Hector Graciano what do you know, instantly start cussing and insulting people lol you're cool buddy

    • @devkts
      @devkts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dipshit I assume

    • @hellthiefchrolosnow6833
      @hellthiefchrolosnow6833 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Do-Over was such a great movie

  • @fitpresenter2030
    @fitpresenter2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is a perfect example of what to do when you're nervous on stage. If your voice is quivering, give a routine where your character is nervous and unsure.

  • @qtip7329
    @qtip7329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Didnt know he used to be this funny. RIP Adam

    • @candygubble1719
      @candygubble1719 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +VeteranCape you dumb af

    • @cutepicturelegacyandnews1320
      @cutepicturelegacyandnews1320 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIP

    • @FluffyBusch
      @FluffyBusch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Leo Mendez The TMNT movie was dumb af tbh

    • @rahbeat9785
      @rahbeat9785 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SmittyWerben JagerManjensen
      not sure i'm sure about the rip thing but yeah this was really suprisingly funny! :)

    • @eddiechambers6612
      @eddiechambers6612 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He died?....

  • @esayascohn7019
    @esayascohn7019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4202

    AM YISRAEL CHAI 🇮🇱

    • @hoodratv3
      @hoodratv3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Esayas Cohn The term “bread” has been around for AGES. Guess you’ve never heard the term “breadwinner”

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Breadwinner has been around since the 1200s(estimated) when English came to be, bread came to be in the 1970s.

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Slime Hank I'm speaking of English the word bread, Anglo Saxon the language we are using to type, I know bread was invented 10s of thousands of years ago. I watched a study that shows humans weren't actually start up meat eaters that scavenge to than eating breads by agriculture, we actually had a taste for starch for 100k years and ate wild grains and used them to make pastes that were heated for the first prototype of bread.

    • @ibz
      @ibz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lets play spot the 12 year old 😂

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dayne64 am I stupid?

  • @amnestyhophop1535
    @amnestyhophop1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

    “I have an anorexic girlfriend I’m seeing her less and less”

  • @Junior-fd8ux
    @Junior-fd8ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    What a uncut gem right here!

  • @ashfire1744
    @ashfire1744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    He was nervous at first but really got comfortable towards the end

  • @jokosi
    @jokosi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    damn, that was actually funny as fuck

    • @mtnmotoadv
      @mtnmotoadv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Joschii No it wasn't.

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +the madcap laughs yes it was

    • @davidortiz4065
      @davidortiz4065 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +the madcap laughs yes it was. everyone is entitled to their own opinion

    • @davidortiz4065
      @davidortiz4065 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +the madcap laughs yes it was. everyone is entitled to their own opinion

    • @AneeshaROCKZ
      @AneeshaROCKZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right?

  • @Kerry234
    @Kerry234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1300

    thats weird I didnt hear him say I'll make terrible movies after 2002

  • @ozzy8290
    @ozzy8290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    You can tell he don’t act he’s just himself😂

    • @johngaynor7819
      @johngaynor7819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually he has an acting voice and a regular voice you can tell the difference

  • @ChrisM-bn5vr
    @ChrisM-bn5vr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    He didn't predict his success, he created it. These two words clearly separate the difference between people who understand that you create your success, it's not some fluke of luck.

    • @nimbatoad
      @nimbatoad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And only a few people in this comment section will get what you said.

    • @adamonishi1457
      @adamonishi1457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well Said dude

    • @kylelussier7323
      @kylelussier7323 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Created it and then threw it down the drain with b movie blunders.

    • @iMysteriousRain
      @iMysteriousRain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Success can be pure luck aswell.

  • @izrodskatagad4896
    @izrodskatagad4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I love this man but why this is in my recommendations 11 years later?

  • @djtokyo2123
    @djtokyo2123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Maybe He Didnt Predict It. Maybe He Just Made It Happen

    • @judescioli7860
      @judescioli7860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hadden 313 stfu xxxtentacion sucks

    • @szil4209
      @szil4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jude Scioli you have to be the biggest loser to find xxxtentacion profile pics and hate on them. Imagine spending free time hating on others 😂 fucking loser

    • @photogenichunt4254
      @photogenichunt4254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@szil4209 Well, he's not wrong

    • @ruptur3459
      @ruptur3459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      skank hunt42 but he wasn’t saying anything about X which made his comment dumb af. U defending him makes u even more of an idiot

    • @anvenzz
      @anvenzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jude Scioli 😂😂😂😂

  • @MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle
    @MikeLhawdsYouTubeAccountHandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    After this show, he left to play golf and save his Grandma's house from Shooter.

    • @LandoLeavesLand
      @LandoLeavesLand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Actually he had to pass grades 1-12 right before that.

  • @jimmydean5182
    @jimmydean5182 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2469

    0:36 -- Lotta good lookin girls here tonight huh.. alright easy..lol

    • @bbob7845
      @bbob7845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Damn you’re right

    • @Resanctify
      @Resanctify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yeah guys, this fucking idiot didn't know it's illegal to compliment women in the future. Gosh.

    • @Yizee
      @Yizee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I feel like these rich celebrities sold their soul to the devil for a life of enjoyment instead of an eternity in Heaven. They are all Democrats too the party of the demon worshippers.

    • @Yizee
      @Yizee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well the Bible explains everything you want to know about how we were created that's the proof you need. Also, the right are not the racist people it's the Democrats. They continue to keep black people enslaved in poor ghetto areas just to use them as votes. They constantly use victimization stories non stop everyday in the media to make them feel they can never get anywhere. They flood hip hop and drugs down their throats and make the N word mainstream. Most of the good people that care about others are on the Right side of the politics and that's why I see Democrats as Demonic people.

    • @Yizee
      @Yizee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the Democrats are the ones who push the evolution nonsense on this world making people think somehow monkeys evolved into us. It's totally against what God created in this world. That's why I see them as evil.

  • @DANZlIG
    @DANZlIG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    don't know if the "I'll have money some day" was the prediction. But still glad I stumbled upon this

    • @triplehaudah
      @triplehaudah 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Red Koosh it is, check the description

  • @DavyK17
    @DavyK17 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "I didn't do anything…"
    "You killed Jesus!"
    xD

  • @yngj0e958
    @yngj0e958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Must’ve been easy for him to make the water boy roll 😭😂😭

  • @jessepinkman4748
    @jessepinkman4748 9 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    His standup is fantastic.

    • @gerardimmersi1411
      @gerardimmersi1411 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Check your arms for needle marks!

    • @jessepinkman4748
      @jessepinkman4748 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gerard Immersi Nope

    • @ZombiifiedGamer
      @ZombiifiedGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gerard Immersi Just because you don't appreciate the comical value of Adam's jokes doesn't mean you should attack people who do

    • @antoniojohnson5440
      @antoniojohnson5440 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Biiiitch!

    • @jessepinkman4748
      @jessepinkman4748 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I do on occasion, bitch.

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3966

    Oh, he can actually be funny

    • @vitocorleone1462
      @vitocorleone1462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it is'nt. But if you must know, it's smohn jith. It Lit Reviews your real name?

    • @strategicgamer2287
      @strategicgamer2287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Fuck you he’s always funny

    • @Xsdwolf
      @Xsdwolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He didn't write his own jokes

    • @Kaa567
      @Kaa567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You do know he didn’t just suddenly get famous? All comedians work hard in comedy clubs for years before you’ve ever heard of them.

    • @RealLilVodka
      @RealLilVodka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He still is

  • @maximilliansmith4922
    @maximilliansmith4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    This was hilarious but saying he’s going to be successful was only one minuscule part of the video lol

    • @SlickTemerity
      @SlickTemerity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This video was ahead of it's time in clickbait.

    • @maximilliansmith4922
      @maximilliansmith4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GamingFreak007 facts

    • @drmg735
      @drmg735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SlickTemerity obviously changed the title

  • @tylorwright5837
    @tylorwright5837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A cantaloupe is bigger than a lampshade but you can’t use a doorknob as a toaster... I live by that 😂😂😂😂

  • @KILOVICTOR4525
    @KILOVICTOR4525 10 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Predicting success? Are you people high? Its called confidence, if you want to be successful then you will be, it doesnt just happen out of nowhere

    • @izybit
      @izybit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you want to be successful you will probably be.
      If you don't want to be successful you probably won't.
      You are right about confidence though. Although I would say that almost everyone believes better days will come but we almost never hear about the vast majority of people that were wrong.

    • @JokkeHimSelf
      @JokkeHimSelf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** you know he was depressed right ... he did not predict his death .. he was planning it :( R.I.P Robin Williams

    • @grasshopper2462
      @grasshopper2462 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea he had depression but he also was taking anti depression pills that have side affects of suicidle thoughts or actions

    • @mikey41rules
      @mikey41rules 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      grass hopper Lol that's the most retarded thing I've heard. There's a reason why you take those kinds of pills, that's what leads to the suicidal thoughts. It's like if someone started taking a drug because they were at risk of heart attack, if they have a heart attack it's not because of the drugs it's the fact that they already had a risk of it.

    • @KILOVICTOR4525
      @KILOVICTOR4525 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mikey41rules​​ Actually you're wrong, suicidal thoughts are a common side effect of some anti depressants. They effect people in different ways.
      I know because I was on many different ones for my PTSD and that's always the first thing they warned me about, and asked that I notify them immediately if I noticed those side effects so I could be taken off them.

  • @Ack_XIV
    @Ack_XIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I bet that girl regrets saying no to him...

    • @deathbyseatoast8854
      @deathbyseatoast8854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Captain Easycore
      Calm down mr virgin.

    • @deathbyseatoast8854
      @deathbyseatoast8854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      De Be
      Woah, calm down there mr virgin 1.10.

    • @deathbyseatoast8854
      @deathbyseatoast8854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      De Be
      Lmfao, you call me immature for calling you a virgin and retaliate by saying i have a small penis?
      No amount of sugar coating can sweeten the bitter taste in my mouth that is a result of your hippocracy.
      I use satire and say dumb shit to trigger people, its fun seeing what idiots fall for it. And it seems you have. So. Good job.

    • @Pedro-fh9ec
      @Pedro-fh9ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      she didn't say that tho

    • @mrgoat5125
      @mrgoat5125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deathbyseatoast8854 do somthing better u stupid rat

  • @OsherBea
    @OsherBea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    ~“Every time I walk out on the court”
    -“FOUL!”
    ~“I didn’t do anything”
    -“You killed Jesus...”

  • @chrismoseley349
    @chrismoseley349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    That was an amazing set. He could have relied solely on doing standup during his career and done alright.

    • @NomadAngie
      @NomadAngie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he did well by branching out.

  • @thottydagod457
    @thottydagod457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    that shit was funny af for a young guy

    • @thottydagod457
      @thottydagod457 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A comic...in general isn't his funniest when he first starts out...er

  • @deionford9215
    @deionford9215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2186

    He seemed uncomfortable. Like he didnt think he was funny.

    • @wonbyone9679
      @wonbyone9679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +731

      Deion Ford he used to think he was unfunny when he was funny, now the tables have turned

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      ever done stand up? It's a little uncomfortable. :p But still kinda fun. I suggest going to open mic night somewhere at least once and throwing down some lines even if they aren't your own. Might enjoy getting a few laughs.

    • @sselemaNrM
      @sselemaNrM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      He's washed out. He's not even trying and he admits it. He never stops playing billy madison.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      sselemaNrM He had one bag of tricks and he stuck with it. :) Lucky for comedians that masses of idiots will keep paying to see them play the same role over and over again. I think he should go the way of Jim Carrey and Robin Williams and just stick to doing dramatic roles. He has had a few that weren't all that bad. He can do dramatic roles if he wanted to. Fuck the stand up and comedy routine for a while. It's for schmucks that can't do more that don't want to give people something real to walk away with and say hmmm how can I apply this to my life.

    • @sselemaNrM
      @sselemaNrM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At this rate, he might as well go back to stand up, if he keeps playing the same stupid type cast. Not that he was any good in stand up in the first place..

  • @roxannexxx9392
    @roxannexxx9392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    I am dating a real cute girl, real anorexic girl but I ..uhh.. I’m seeing less and less of her 😂

    • @Heyhowareya97
      @Heyhowareya97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Roxanne Rees I busted out laughing right there

    • @joelt2922
      @joelt2922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do people feel the need to type exactly what was said in the video? It baffles me, must just be for TH-cam likes 👍🏻

    • @kruletee6176
      @kruletee6176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💀💀💀

    • @neiljohnson7914
      @neiljohnson7914 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are you stealing Sandler's joke?

    • @neiljohnson7914
      @neiljohnson7914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joelt2922 Why do people feel the need to type exactly what was said in the video? It baffles me, must just be for TH-cam likes

  • @miadeblay
    @miadeblay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "i was drinking a steak the other nigh and i found it to be very uncomfortable" love it

  • @CUM2america
    @CUM2america 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3518

    He was better when he was younger. Now he's just a parody of himself

    • @iceintheair
      @iceintheair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CUM2america it’s he’s repention

    • @youngstarlet1
      @youngstarlet1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thats the joke lol

    • @keiharris332
      @keiharris332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In this clip... He is.... A parody of himself. ;)

    • @thomasloks6364
      @thomasloks6364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He dead.

    • @luigiplushboy
      @luigiplushboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gesu locs what are you doing here

  • @mrsign1233
    @mrsign1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    i finished a book yesterday , that's a lot of coloring 😂

  • @syn4588
    @syn4588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Wow flawless delivery 10/10

    • @Vicdog408
      @Vicdog408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha.... (Slow clap) ha...

    • @ithr3music64
      @ithr3music64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      is that sarcasm?

    • @nicolascageboii6127
      @nicolascageboii6127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      syntaku sama eh

    • @yeahno8905
      @yeahno8905 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re flawless baby girl.. jk I am :3

    • @thetruthpal
      @thetruthpal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The delivery was actually awful. He was nervous and you could tell. Had he delivered it better it actually would have been funnier. Delivery is half the job

  • @timhickman638
    @timhickman638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I started crying when he said the 40 pairs of
    glasses start a fire on his grandma’s head when it’s hot 😂

  • @hawaiidispenser
    @hawaiidispenser 10 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    His standup was actually very solid. I lol'd more than a few times.

    • @Timmeh0625
      @Timmeh0625 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It really was, refreshing stand up. Not like the crap you see today.

    • @DaniboyBR2
      @DaniboyBR2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, he had good material...

    • @poooooooooop3322
      @poooooooooop3322 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TwoHandedSledge Maybe he thinks you're fucking atrocious.

    • @FBragger69
      @FBragger69 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TwoHandedSledge I can tell by that comment that you would be hard to like

    • @brictit
      @brictit 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TwoHandedSledge
      what do you like carlos? lmao you newb

  • @mirelsounds
    @mirelsounds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    This video gives me a homey vibe, like i should be there or i was there.

    • @TheAceOfSpades0135
      @TheAceOfSpades0135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      millard saint my first read through I thought you said horny 😅😅

    • @silentknight3279
      @silentknight3279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t drink too much

    • @mirelsounds
      @mirelsounds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austin yeah it does look like that 😂😂

    • @StankinJankins
      @StankinJankins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess you had to be there

    • @KatelynG781
      @KatelynG781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MILLXRD SAINT If only technology was to a point of time travel, you know where to find me!

  • @BMoney8600
    @BMoney8600 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Foul!"
    "I didn't do anything"
    "You killed Jesus!"

  • @Nodnarb69
    @Nodnarb69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    An example that everyone gets nervous. He just pushes through it and kills the show.

  • @darksideofthemoon488
    @darksideofthemoon488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    "Marry a girl with the same belief as the family."
    "Dad, why should I marry a girl who thinks I'm a schmuck?"

    • @coltonsgamingindustry8378
      @coltonsgamingindustry8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yup Adam sandler just said that in the video, why repeat it to us? Is it Cause you're unfunny?

    • @darksideofthemoon488
      @darksideofthemoon488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@coltonsgamingindustry8378 you know what's unfunny? A troll like yourself.

    • @hobbitjaffa
      @hobbitjaffa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darksideofthemoon488 They’re not a troll, they’re right. Your comment is the exact same as hundreds of other comments and follows the same formula. It’s not creative, it’s just annoying filler

    • @darksideofthemoon488
      @darksideofthemoon488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hobbitjaffa well then why do you have to point it out? Are you some insecure little boy who needs to point out other people's faults? Why not try to keep to yourself? Is that hard for you?

    • @ronen6283
      @ronen6283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coltonsgamingindustry8378 he’s quoting one of the good jokes y

  • @seand.9631
    @seand.9631 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Came for the Title....Got more than expected

  • @Adloquiem
    @Adloquiem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Finished a book yesterday, lot of coloring." loool

    • @xandertrejo
      @xandertrejo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta watch out for that crayon cramp.

  • @derp3929
    @derp3929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He’s got potential, he should try acting some day.

  • @dontbestud
    @dontbestud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    We're all united by TH-cam recommendation ❤😆

    • @peposecchia
      @peposecchia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so fucking true

    • @oscarilp
      @oscarilp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes. much love

    • @9graff9
      @9graff9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously lol

    • @joshwilley3173
      @joshwilley3173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I searched for this. Not this video specifically tho

    • @dontbestud
      @dontbestud 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still we are uniting 🤣😂

  • @teeganfox177
    @teeganfox177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Little did he know he would be worth $350 million in 2019

  • @justingrant4860
    @justingrant4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    They threw pennies at me
    I saved those pennies now I have my own business🤣🤣

    • @iTreyyHD
      @iTreyyHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Grant I don’t get the joke

    • @justingrant4860
      @justingrant4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iTreyyHD well my first question is are you being serious and I dont mean that in a rude way at all ..if you're genuinely asking then my second question is what is your age

    • @iTreyyHD
      @iTreyyHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Grant what’s the joke

    • @england4944
      @england4944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re dumb

    • @england4944
      @england4944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like seriously mentally ill

  • @joshcollins3135
    @joshcollins3135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow his stand up was surprisingly good!! Who knew he was destined to make uncut gems lol

  • @JohGrufgh
    @JohGrufgh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    I'm not sure this is a prediction. that's like me saying, "I'm not eating now but I'm probably gonna eat later."

    • @cesclips7650
      @cesclips7650 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No it's not

    • @JohGrufgh
      @JohGrufgh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      +Aim CEM good argument

    • @adaml1521
      @adaml1521 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not at all, you might be on a fast. Terrible prediction.

    • @sylvilaguscunicularius3155
      @sylvilaguscunicularius3155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ... because all comedians become famous, like all humans need to eat.

    • @mojots8935
      @mojots8935 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      zaclo3 Grammatically speaking he was agreeing with you.