My only guess is that they desperately want people to like the comic or I guess just like Paul so they thought if they gave MJ what's essentially the most Mary sue power in existence it might actually make people want buy the comic. Not understanding that Paul by his very concept makes him hateable and by extension the way MJ acts makes her hated as well.
@@Canolalayed I mean, M.J.'s canonically had training from Captain America, among others. She could easily be one of the few non-powered Superheroes, like Black Widow, Hawkeye.... quite a few, I think. If she REALLY wants to get into the mystic, Iron Fist or Doctor Strange could teach her. heck, maybe she still has some skills from the time she was possessed by Red Sonja.
Paul " i'm 100% perfect Paul, what does Spiderman have that i don't? " Everyone " Friends, respect, a actual backstory that's not bullshit and a face and hair style that doesn't look like a wanna be failed weekend hipster "
GigaPaul is just the latest in Marvel's sad campaign to try to make people like him. Normal dude? Apocalypse survivor? Tragic victim? Super genius, super jacked, super inventor? They keep showing different sides of this man, but they're throwing shit at a waxed wall. Paul is denial personified.
@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii Because his entire reasoning is pretty much "I gave MJ attention" and "You all are just jealous!!!" when Peter was fighting crime as per usual.
When Paul brought up the Jackpot thing, I was expecting one of the spiders to say "So, you basically made her a ripoff of Ben 10, with a discount Omnitrix from Walmart."
Holy shit!!!!! And Ben can pull just as many girls, every single one of them very good looking and decent people, as Peter just for being himself. What does say that about Mary Jane who jumps from guy to guy, many of them not really anything other than ordinary as well as not exactly a nice person. And Let’s not forget the sheer number of romantic relationships with really beautiful women Pete’s had in 616, canon or non canon, including the women other versions of him have dated in other universes. Paul, you want your world’s Mary Jane so bad that you ended up settling for the discount Waffle House waitress version.
AAAHHH! AAAAHHH! SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN! This song is so catchy that many fans have made Openings for Various Spiders from Various Universes with this theme song!
Dante: What the hell is this!? Vergil: Foolishness Paul, you thought that by gaining a bit of muscle, you could stand a chance against the roasts of the Spider Society, foolishness.
Paul: Gives MJ a Marvel Omnitrix. Ben: Oh I'm gonna enjoy this! Anakin: Hold up Ben, I have a better idea, let me give her the "Skywalker" treatment. Ben: What does that even mean? Anakin: Ever wonder why me and my son both have robotic arms? It's a fun family tradition.
I’m so glad I found this channel, every video I have watched so far has made me actually laugh hard enough for my stomach to hurt. Been a while since I found something that funny!
Paul's chances are about as fake as his children. Not even chameleon would want to steal his face. Paul is the only person that can add to something only to make it less valuable. Tom Holland didn't actually get snapped in infinity war, but when he realized he'd be existing at the same time as Paul he took someone's place. Those kids being adopted means even as the last human on earth MJ didn't want to sleep with him. DC is about to sue marvel for Paul's existence because he's too much of a damn joker thinking he's worth while.
Glad that videos like these shows Spidey the appreciation and respect he actually deserves, and the whole comic of this Paul was as I believed to be the writers own fantasy to destroy Peter's life, maybe he didn't like Spidey from the start and didn't like the fact that he is a great marvel hero, so he projected his own hatred into this comic
Paul will always been roast and burying in the spider society. Next video should seen the spider man most hated stuff like madame web, Spider man Lotus,etc and of course paul
2:32 Paul is never gonna be the mvp for anything. Adults may think more logically but they probably prefer there childhood hero over some guy so desperate to keep a unfaithful woman that he literally push the best man out her life and it was hell after she got sent to his world..
Paul thinks he is the ultimate Spiderthreat until he tries to be Eddie Brock to get stronger and then even Venom would be like: "Nah, this guy won't be abble to help me at all" and washes away.
Bro this is a masterclass roasting session my favorite part" l would love to roast you but I don't think I'll do well as nature did" and I need the BULLY MAGUIRE'S BOOK ON RIZZING but truly well done
“Paul I would love to insult you but I can’t do it as well as nature did” Jeez that should have been the finisher right there he shouldn’t even be alive after that roast
Damn, gigachad paul is two words I never thought I'd see being put together. It's like if you went to the dictionary, picked out the word oxymoron and manifested it into physical form.
Having muscles doesn’t mean you’re a gigachad, the legendary gigachad himself has proven this with his humbleness, Paul is the antithesis of a gigachad, a gigabrat.
Man I lob these videos they are funny I also have my own spider women oc but I keep that one to myself cause still working on it but keep up the great work
You know Paul randomly being a gigachad in the comics really does lends credence to the idea that he's a author insert.
Nah but seriously the jackpot shit makes negative sense where did that even come from
My only guess is that they desperately want people to like the comic or I guess just like Paul so they thought if they gave MJ what's essentially the most Mary sue power in existence it might actually make people want buy the comic. Not understanding that Paul by his very concept makes him hateable and by extension the way MJ acts makes her hated as well.
zeb wells what you expect paul is zeb wells trying to tell us he isnt a self insert.
@@Canolalayed I mean, M.J.'s canonically had training from Captain America, among others. She could easily be one of the few non-powered Superheroes, like Black Widow, Hawkeye.... quite a few, I think. If she REALLY wants to get into the mystic, Iron Fist or Doctor Strange could teach her. heck, maybe she still has some skills from the time she was possessed by Red Sonja.
@@Bakuganluver23 She has? When did that happen???
No amount of abs can save Paul from a jumping of every spider man 😂
He's the poster child of a walking "Kick Me" sign
Nah the guy took too much Steroids lol 😆
It's even more sad when you realize just one Spidey would be too much for him
😂😂@@TabathaTMartin
"Paul, I would love to insult you, but i'm I won't do as well as nature did."
Mother nature even done dirty to Paul.
Mother Nature should clown on Paul just for that.
Paul probably gave a whole new meaning to "KILL ME NOW" after that burn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone pulled up with a tank. Morrigan pulled up with the Death Star
@@craigdreyer8860fax
Ouch, gonnah need a Senzu bean for that one...
Paul " i'm 100% perfect Paul, what does Spiderman have that i don't? "
Everyone " Friends, respect, a actual backstory that's not bullshit and a face and hair style that doesn't look like a wanna be failed weekend hipster "
Pretty much everything that makes them great....unlike Gigabad Paul over here
"a loyal girl who doesnt cheat at least 5 times at this point, MJ should be considered a ntrdere"
Nah what MJ needs to considered is being test because the way Paul looks he might as well have a STD 😂
How about super powers?
@@trentspears4494 , Spider-Man also used to be more iconic than Wolverine and X-23.
I’m fucking dying every time Web of shadows start talking to Paul by slapping the shit out of him 😂😂
That's the only way to start it.
Paul had to get checked 😂
GigaPaul is just the latest in Marvel's sad campaign to try to make people like him. Normal dude? Apocalypse survivor? Tragic victim? Super genius, super jacked, super inventor? They keep showing different sides of this man, but they're throwing shit at a waxed wall.
Paul is denial personified.
More likely the personification of the mythical “modern audience” that Marvel has been trying to pander to but failing miserably, just like Paul.
Paul is Poop.
I love how Miguel is comfortable with Mayday on him
You mean mayday thats her name
Even though it's the spider society, I still enjoy seeing batman roasting everyone like Gordon ramsay on memorial day
Nah, Batman here to stay
Let him cook
Figuratively and Literally 😂🤣
2:14 W.O.S Peter will tolerate no Black Cat slander
Hey Peni's back
Damn right
Thats why W.O.S is goat he knows how to take care
And put people in their place
I can imagine WOS Peter doing that move where he skates on enemies on Paul.
Too bad he has a point.
Paul: I am at my best
Spider-Man: 100% of you, isn’t even 50 % of me
lol even if he became a gigachad that didn't save him from being buried in the argument.
He´d still be in that NTR Antag territory, no gigachad status will get him away from the allegations!
@@sebas8225 true XD
This time they put his ass in a coffin
I just love how Paul still justifies his actions it really shows how much pathetic he is. 😂❤
I am so glad they brought Spectacular Spider-Man! ❤️🖤
r/therewasanattempt
At Paul getting his comeback
@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii Because his entire reasoning is pretty much "I gave MJ attention" and "You all are just jealous!!!" when Peter was fighting crime as per usual.
@@TabathaTMartin
this whole thing is hilarious, im laughing at all of you fanboys and the author insert.
@@nicerecruit4216 Nothing better to laugh at than the Spider-Society jumping an author insert
Damn, even Spectacular Spiderman showed up to roast Paul.
GOD DAMN!!!
Yep
Probably the closest we will ever get to a continuation of that show.
4:36 Spooderman went so fucking hard here 💀💀
Damn yes another Paul roasting video to quench my thirst of revenge against Paul.
When Paul brought up the Jackpot thing, I was expecting one of the spiders to say "So, you basically made her a ripoff of Ben 10, with a discount Omnitrix from Walmart."
GOD DAMN!!
Holy shit!!!!! And Ben can pull just as many girls, every single one of them very good looking and decent people, as Peter just for being himself. What does say that about Mary Jane who jumps from guy to guy, many of them not really anything other than ordinary as well as not exactly a nice person. And Let’s not forget the sheer number of romantic relationships with really beautiful women Pete’s had in 616, canon or non canon, including the women other versions of him have dated in other universes. Paul, you want your world’s Mary Jane so bad that you ended up settling for the discount Waffle House waitress version.
@@BennettTaulbee-cr3em Insomniac miles: DAMN!
Bro that's so good
Missed opportunity
AAAHHH! AAAAHHH! SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN! This song is so catchy that many fans have made Openings for Various Spiders from Various Universes with this theme song!
Because it's SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR!!!
This is exactly Reaction what I had when I saw him in this
@@elvisushindi2584I know, kshkshkshksh 🤣
@@GeekX3010 😁😁😁
Hell Yeah.
3:58 greatest roast!
Spooder man is goat
4:09 *Congratulations Paul, YOU PLAYED YOURSELF!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
F ing spoodermann gets me everytime😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
EVEN BUFF PAUL COULDN'T FUCKING ESCAPE THAT!!!😂😆🤣
The spider-society roasting Gigachad Paul Into Oblivion
Bro do not put gigachad name with Paul it's an embarrassment for Gigachads.
@@dragogaming5552 Yeah, Gigabad is more accurate
@@icecreamchief5417 thank you.
"Gigachad Paul" more like Gigafailed Paul
Gigabyte bad
😂
2:31 *I KNOW I'M NOT SEEING PAUL SITTING ON VERGIL'S PLASTIC CHAIR!!!*
Morrigan: **
GigaPaul: "Why do I hear absurdly epic boss music?"
Old Man Spider: "Ah. Looks like a storm's a'comin'!"
@@silverblade357 literally everyone: "vergil's motivated!"
Dante: Ooooh you're cooked nice knowing ya Paul looks like you stuck around and found out the hard way!
@@aozorahaou2643phoenix: you know how many copy right laws Paul broke all of them and I’m here to prove it
Dante: What the hell is this!?
Vergil: Foolishness Paul, you thought that by gaining a bit of muscle, you could stand a chance against the roasts of the Spider Society, foolishness.
3:49 Morrigan just arrived and ended him quickly 😂
Also Didn't Paul also put a function that could kill MJ/Jackpot?
Yes, but I think he also put limiters on it so that she doesn't GET that dreaded triple Skull roll.
@Bakuganluver23 why include it at all unless its a failsafe or a way to use her against peter.
I'm not gonna lie, I would trust Iron Man's technology more than Paul's. Heck, I would even trust Lex Luthor's. 😅
Yeah, you know it’s bad when you start putting more trust into Tony Stark AND Lex Luther of all people 😂
Now you got ke thinking Paul might have actually added a mind control feature to make MJ to her think she's in love with him
1:50 bad fanfiction
Says the literal walking talking self insert character
Damn!
*dayum*
God damn😂
GOD DAMN!
😂
A real missed opportunity there
3:35 oh, here we go boys! Spider-Verse! HIT ‘EM WITH ALL YOU’VE GOT!!!
Damn it Morrigan that roast burned him a lot!!!
2:31 Paul really said that whole sentence with his chest like he was cooking the good shit
Oh he was cooking s*%* alright. Just not that good s*%*
Paul: Gives MJ a Marvel Omnitrix.
Ben: Oh I'm gonna enjoy this!
Anakin: Hold up Ben, I have a better idea, let me give her the "Skywalker" treatment.
Ben: What does that even mean?
Anakin: Ever wonder why me and my son both have robotic arms? It's a fun family tradition.
The Venom Holy S#$% gets me every time!
The roast was hard, Morrigan came hard with that one liner. Spooderman definitely brought the fire.
A 3:39 Johnny bravo from the frog Kingdom that’s crazy
💀💀💀
Sorry Paul. You can't rizz like Spiderman. 😂😂😂😂
3:33 Batman & barbecue 🔥🔥 😂😂😂
3:12 *Spooderman saying EXACTLY WHAT Everyone Thinks !!!*
FR
"Don't let me hit you with a to be continued"🤣🤣
I always love how Bully MgGuire and Spooderman roast someone, it's so funny I can't stop my laugh
3:19 Spider-Venom: Define "Perfect", Dilweed.
2:04 where tf did batman come from?!💀😭
0:23- 0:25 and Josh Keaton alongside the other version of Peter Parker has gotten the roasting session started
Hell yeaaahhh Spectacular Spidey has arrived!!!
1:10 Nah Superior was cooking with that one 😂
"I would insult you but I doubt I can insult you as nature did" That shit made me laugh until I coughed💀
I'm fucking dying of laughter! 😂 My damn lungs hurt from laughing so much 😂🤣
BREATH BROTHER BREATH
2:31
Mvc spiderman: hey buddy, someone stole your chair.
Vergil: hold my swords, *brings out beowolf* i want this to hurt as much as possible
I’m so glad I found this channel, every video I have watched so far has made me actually laugh hard enough for my stomach to hurt. Been a while since I found something that funny!
3:14 GOSH DANG!
Paul's chances are about as fake as his children. Not even chameleon would want to steal his face. Paul is the only person that can add to something only to make it less valuable. Tom Holland didn't actually get snapped in infinity war, but when he realized he'd be existing at the same time as Paul he took someone's place. Those kids being adopted means even as the last human on earth MJ didn't want to sleep with him. DC is about to sue marvel for Paul's existence because he's too much of a damn joker thinking he's worth while.
I like that WoS Spider-man just smacks him in the face.
Glad that videos like these shows Spidey the appreciation and respect he actually deserves, and the whole comic of this Paul was as I believed to be the writers own fantasy to destroy Peter's life, maybe he didn't like Spidey from the start and didn't like the fact that he is a great marvel hero, so he projected his own hatred into this comic
Even as a chad Paul still gets cooked
Paul Phoenix shows up saying that’s my name you’re trying to steal. I told that Zepp Wells the next time someone uses my name I’m kicking their asses.
Paul get roasted so hard he got nothing on spectacular Spider-Man
Says he made jackpot if he’s so smart how come he didn’t build something to send them home
@@retronerds6884 because he so petty he wanted a girl and have a dream to live alone with her
@@chrisgarcia4524 he also lied about helping his father pull a ww2 Germany and had to use magic on mj he’s basically a grapist
Paul: There's nothing I can't do
Me: Except save your kids from oblivion
I JUST LOVE BULLY MAGHUIRE!
The Miles "God Damn!!" Gag will always be hilarious to me 😂😂🤣🤣
The Spectacular Spider-Man, one of my favorite Spider-Men of the multiverse.
Paul will always been roast and burying in the spider society. Next video should seen the spider man most hated stuff like madame web, Spider man Lotus,etc and of course paul
Yes have them roast madame web
Paul’s grave even has a grave at this point
Paul is just getting jumped on by almost everyone in the spider society even Batman and iron man as well this is funny 😂
2:32 Paul is never gonna be the mvp for anything. Adults may think more logically but they probably prefer there childhood hero over some guy so desperate to keep a unfaithful woman that he literally push the best man out her life and it was hell after she got sent to his world..
Spooderman went crazy, like damn
Getting roasted by Spooder man is absolutely crazy
HE'S BACK!Spectacular Spiderman brings back so many memories!!
Love you videos man;keep it up,cuz you've just earned a sub.❤
Perfect Paul? The Perfect Paul that exists is one who’s not around anymore and no to remember him.
Paul thinks he is the ultimate Spiderthreat until he tries to be Eddie Brock to get stronger and then even Venom would be like: "Nah, this guy won't be abble to help me at all" and washes away.
3:13 *HE'S NOT WRONG!!!* 😂
2:31 that Batman cameo though
0:54 Paul looks good but he still losing
The Perfect Paul? Got perfectly buried...AGAIN.
LMAOOO. This video had me laughing so much. Seriously though, this was a good video. Also, the Spectacular Spider-Man theme song goes hard no cap 🙏🔥
I like how MJ didn't even bother showing up. She knew, just like her relationship with Paul, there's no point.
Bro this is a masterclass roasting session my favorite part" l would love to roast you but I don't think I'll do well as nature did" and I need the BULLY MAGUIRE'S BOOK ON RIZZING but truly well done
“Paul I would love to insult you but I can’t do it as well as nature did”
Jeez that should have been the finisher right there he shouldn’t even be alive after that roast
4:26,the reason marks there is because arachnid kid or whatever that dudes name is in ep 8 in invincible s2
Agent Spider? More like Agent ‘I-Don’t-Have-Any-Rizz’ Spider
@@nascarjackbarnes9164that was pretty good
He became jacked as shit
And still got buried💀
are we all forgetting that every spider man in that room can STILL throw pual like a ragdoll
Damn, gigachad paul is two words I never thought I'd see being put together. It's like if you went to the dictionary, picked out the word oxymoron and manifested it into physical form.
If he truly was a gigachad, he wouldn't be Paul.
The dumbest guy joke was the best one, I did not see that one coming.😂😂
God, I love it when everyone just gangs up on paul and utterly obliterate him with no mercy. I can't stand everything about him
Fricking Lego Spider-Man roasting the shit out of Paul lmao😂😂
Bro thought he had them but he actually buried himself.
3:59 why does your face look like Kermit the frog got me laughing so hard
TBF, Paul looks like a side character from the Frog Kingdom
@@TabathaTMartin true 😂
Superior Spider-Man absolutely SMOKED him
Damn, not only it's just the spiderverse came to roast Paul. But even the Dark Knight and Invincible themselves.🤣😂
Paul- as a kid, you idolize spider-man. As an adult, you idolize p....
Me-(interrupting him with spider-man theme song)
3:01 anybody can take the gauntlet that’s your flaw
Me:and writer developed your children go vanish away
Yeah Paul did make those gauntlets for MJ, but it didn't save him from SpiderGoblins hand going through his gut like a knife through warm butter 😂
4:36 thank you for your service spooderman
Can we all appreciate that Spooder-man turn Paul into a Jacked Adonis who still gets roasted by everyone anyway
If there ever were to be a punching bag with Paul on the front, we would buy it at a full price.
2:14 even as a GigaChad, he still gets clapped
2:00- 2:03 Spooderman gotcha there 😂😂😂😂
Can Miguel(EoT) and Comic Miguel visits spider society?
Don't forget EoT peter aswell so he can deliver his "what's important" speech
Having muscles doesn’t mean you’re a gigachad, the legendary gigachad himself has proven this with his humbleness, Paul is the antithesis of a gigachad, a gigabrat.
I love how batman and morrigan are just there watching things unfold.
The Holy shit from Venom is always crazy😂
My ass Still laughing 😂
Every time I hear him say it I always burst out laughing.
0:01 I cant help but say MAYDAY CLIMBING ON MIGUEL IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN TO DATE.
Preach to the choir!
Paul read a book that was faker than his shoes that were supposed to be Jordans
I love it that everyone roasts Paul while WOS Spider-Man just comes, slaps the shit outta Paul and leave like the fucking chad he is.
Man I lob these videos they are funny I also have my own spider women oc but I keep that one to myself cause still working on it but keep up the great work