"I'm actually a decent guy" The Decent guy : *Literally pushes Peter through the portal WITHOUT MJ WHILE SHE WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE CLOSE TO HIM EFFECTIVELY KIDNAPPING HER*
"I'm actually a decent guy" The Decent Guy: Has a higher body count than Carnage. Suggested to leave and abandon two orphaned children that were likely orphaned because of his mistake in destroying the world. Attacked Peter because he couldn’t take criticism on the idea that he wasn’t a decent person. Activity tries to be friendly to man whose life he ruined as if he did no wrong.
Not defending Paul in any way shape or form as this is more of me making sure my memory is correct but I thought it was MJ who pushed Peter through the portal?
Paul: "I punched 616 and I'll punch you too." Bully Maguire: *(RIGHT HOOKS Paul) "Choose your next words VERY CAREFULLY, bud, because they could quickly end up being your last!!!!"*
2:21 Paul aka trash: i punched 616 and i’ll punch you two *Every spiderman has join chat* Superior Spiderman:I dare you to finshin that sentence to me and I will see how you can manage to stand after my punch Spiderman 3 Game Symbiote Spiderman:You wanna get Kingpin treatment from me Cosmic Spiderman:I better hope you are trolling or else I will literally throw you to that black hole Pol Spiderman:say that to me and you will fell the pain of what I did to writer Beyonder Spiderman:Don’t you want me to erased you or what Comic Villian Spiderman:You better Joking or else I will whopping your a** Monke- Zombie Spiderman:don’t make to call my fellow zombie mate to give you zombie galactus treatment 90s Spiderman:You better watch your mouth before I Will literally use This meme about SHOCCCCKKKKERRRRRR spectacular Spider-Man:Don’t make me to become Next bully Like bully maguire Ultimate Spiderman:You better joking or else I will grab carnage Symbiote on myself and you better ready for fight down Spiderman web of shadow:say that sh*t again and you will get bad ending from me
@@Chokdenwukongspider man 2 symbiote Spiderman: Get ready to replace the lizard Marvel vs capcom Spiderman: then get ready for maximum spider Assassin spider man: do you wanna eat bullets Ultimate Spider-Man (1610 comics): Do you want to replace green Goblin in my last fight with him Spider carnage: Try not to finish the sentence because you will lose your head Spider-Hulk: then prepare for the worst arm wrestle in your life 1999 unlimited Spiderman: do you want to lose your ability to hear because i would like to activate sonic blast Lego Spiderman: that would hurt you more than it hurts me
@@allanorme2093 spiderman shattered dimensions:Don’t make me to call my homies from different universe to see how you will punch us when you able to punch 616 Spiderman when we’re not holding back now bitc-
Let be honest this too he also will said' You're lucky mj because I didn't kill you in comic when they let me kill Paul instead of you or else I will give you every comic spiderman treatment 'to mj
@@gabrielsantiago6863Peter Parker has interdimensional charm. It's kind of crazy how many and varied his hook ups are. Hell, even Otto stealing Peter's body got hit with the rizz.
The fact people cheered when two children were erased from existence. 😂 EDIT: *GOD DAMN!* I didn't expect my throw away joke I got from another video to get 1.3k likes in just 8 days! 🤣 Thanks a lot guys!
Surprised none of them roasted Paul about his backstory and “I was just following orders” excuse. Also can we get the Spider-women roast 616 MJ into oblivion especially with Spinneret and new Ultimate Spider-Man MJ? Would love to see what they have to say to her.
There's also the fact that the suit isn't as bad as people were making it out to be, it's an interesting look compared to the standard red and black that we usually get for him.
Yeah... I mean that suit is bad... horrible, atrocious violation of the senses just to look at it. But unlike Paul you cant accuse it of being boring and at least its not doing crippling harm to the IP.
Lets be honest, this roast was tammed compared to the countless fans with 10 page essays worth of death threats to Zebb Wells for putting paul in the comic Edit: Thx for the like and if i had the rights, i want to make Spiderman Vs Sinister Invincible comic
@@doubleflores8350 are you kidding?? are you high ?? nah they been fk with us for nearly 20 or 25 years since one more day buddy they deserved , WHAT tHE F DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN ??????? we gonna stay still like good puppies , nah WE ARE BARKING LOUD
Mary Jane has literally regressed to the factory settings, when Stan created her she was just like that she was frivolous and only served to create havoc in Peter's life, of MJ that she is married to Peter we just need that of "renewing your vows" and the new ultimate MJ ,the classic one must leave Peter 616 alone for life after the choices she made and Peter 616 deserves to start a new life with someone else
@@hoobadoobamaster8551 Pretty sure some MJ would just straight up smack this one out without a word anyway and Paul would just get whopped by Peter even before his powers, I'd bet Spider Men who aren't Peter like Miguel, Max, Hobbie, Ben and Miles would just lol at Paul. Tbh though watching everyone stand up for 616 Peter once he's given the symbiote and just piles on destroying MJ and Paul without hesitation or regret feels really therapeutic ngl.
Venom: Damn that's cold. But I suppose you need cooling off MJ sense you think your such hot s*%* for dumping Peter after he did everything he could to save you from that post apocalyptic world, tried to shove him out of your life without an actual explanation, and chose to get with a guy who's only relevant trait was making you that Omnitrix from Wish.
I want Peter to become a villain after this. But the idea of, *"I got cucked by this Lowes employee"* doesn't make for a respectable super villain origin story.
Just look at the whole 616 Peter life. All his existence is just part of these videos. "Person, who got every right to become villain". His life terrible as it even POSSIBLY be. The only one good thing, that writers for now forget about him. But its not for long, i guess.
Sorry but nope. Mj got away Scot free with this. Cheating on her Peter after promising she had faith in him that he’d save them. Girl didn’t even wait 3 months before she started banging Paul
616-Spidey: "STFU! All your movies and games are being made by people that have passion and love your stories! Not me! The writers behind my main comics just keep coming up with new ways to make my life suck!" Bully McGuire: "Sounds about right." 616-Spidey: "I'm married and happy? Nope! Sell my marriage to the devil! I'm a successful entrepreneur with my own company? Nope! Reset back to living at home! I'm finally rekindling with MJ after literal decades of fans demanding it? Haha! Nope! She gets with this goober because of some time skip shenanigans and acts like I'm the bad guy ever since!!" Insom Spidey: "For Stan's sake! I thought I had it bad." 616-Spidey: "Oh, don't get too comfortable! Between hitting me with evil possession and making all my villains lamer, they're trying to make her a superhero with dumbass RNG powers." Spider Society: "...WUT?!"
MJ: but-but they're cool powers. I can basically have any power I want! Venom: and that's the problem. Not only has Wells made you a total b*%* for no reason, but he also made you a Marry Sue with a discount Omnitrix
@@emmanuelojurongbe2469I agree, it would be a nightmare! and I'm going to start praying for Miles' life if something like this happens in Spiderverse 3!
2:09 Fun fact, this is a reference to the Lizard Boss Fight in Spiderman 2, the original line being "No wonder your family left you!" And merged into a different line from he same boss fight, being "You cant take back control, *You're not strong enough*!" The reason these lines are so brutal and aim to hit a nerve in Connors is that Peter gives up on trying to reason with him, and just has to "Punch you out myself", the symbiote suit being an active part in this.
Finally 616 have something good. I really hope the writers who makes Peter suffer without any reason and humiliating him every single time have the same shit in their pathetic and disgusting lives.
Woah woah woah I know we all hate the spiderman storyline but actually wishing bad in someone's real life that's taking it too far man, remember this is still a fictional story and retcons are still a thing
True, but... they need to hire writers whom ensnare us with a quality story of our beloved heros /villians, not propaganda, self- inserts or dei that their boss's boss is shoving into every imaginable opening both literally and figuratively. I've read this arc of Spider-man, and it should have never been greenlit past the drawing boards.
@@The_Kinetex_87 Yeah I agree with you but sadly seeing what happened in the world today I don’t think they will did this. Today spider man writers only torture his character without ending and I don’t think writers will stop doing this
I love that compression so much because it's really like that, like not just in that series, but the actual character is like that in comics and movies.
Bruh Paul thinks he punch 616 Peter and now he's going to punch Insomniac Spider-man and I was like dude he is stronger than you and that was big mistake he just said out loud you know what PAUL AND MJ IS WORST COUPLE AND MJ YOU SUCK A$@
@@spiderjedi0142 after she said that Paul is a good man even though Paul helped his father destroy a reality, MJ is the one who no longer deserves Peter
@spidermanreborned86 Peter has many girls, but MARVEL makes him into a punch bag for villains and no love life, but we have one we all happy for ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN COMICS!
Imagine the roasts Hybrid would come up with… Or would he just sit in the background, watching and eating popcorn, since he’s the most peaceful symbiote?
@@fa11endawn16 Up until Hybrid gets roasted himself. And seeing as how Hybrid is one of the more powerful symbiotes… I don’t wanna be in the same room when that happens…
It was VERY COOL!!! The bastard finally got what he deserved. But I would like more interference from the original universe in the Spider Society. I would like to see an argument between Topher Grace, Harry PS5, Eddie from the movies, Eddie from cartoons and Eddie from the 616 universe. They would decide who is more worthy to be the best adaptation of Venom!
Oh hell no! Not him! Anyone but Paul!! 😱😨 I stopped reading Spiderman comics ever since they include Zeb Wells! I am glad their roasting his sorry loser ass and for MJ to marry this guy 😂😂
Yooooo this guy does a lot of work making up these jokes and roasts he’s the goated roaster like if we were in person we would all get roasted so bad we’ll become Colgate boom noise* 😳😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm actually a decent guy"
The Decent guy : *Literally pushes Peter through the portal WITHOUT MJ WHILE SHE WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE CLOSE TO HIM EFFECTIVELY KIDNAPPING HER*
"I'm actually a decent guy"
The Decent Guy: Has a higher body count than Carnage. Suggested to leave and abandon two orphaned children that were likely orphaned because of his mistake in destroying the world. Attacked Peter because he couldn’t take criticism on the idea that he wasn’t a decent person. Activity tries to be friendly to man whose life he ruined as if he did no wrong.
@azureheart2846 what pisses me off is the fact that MJ compared Peter to this sad sack of shit.
Also the portal sent Spiderman into a world were his friends are either dead or hates him, the world hates him, and aunt may is dead
Not defending Paul in any way shape or form as this is more of me making sure my memory is correct but I thought it was MJ who pushed Peter through the portal?
@@Zephyr_Talemaster yup. Paul deserved this whole rusting
You know it's bad when Spooder-Man is roasting you like a rotisserie chicken, straight golden.
That deez nuts roast isn’t a roast, it’s so crazy violation doesn’t even describe it 😭
And had everyone just fucking dying of laughter.
Facts
I want bully spooderman
You know you are in a bad situation when spooderman drags theese nuts on your face 💀
Lmao Miles after spending so much time defending his suit finally admits his suit was a trauma
Character development😁🤌
I mean it's honestly not that bad, the main thing people had against it was the fact that it was forced on you during the final mission of the game.
No the fact it's ugly was the main problem @@zachbahamutson5477
@@zachbahamutson5477no it's horrible. Miles is asking to be scalped leaving that knappy mop on his head exposed
@@zachbahamutson5477also because let’s be real,The first suit in the game was awesome
Paul: "I punched 616 and I'll punch you too."
Bully Maguire: *(RIGHT HOOKS Paul) "Choose your next words VERY CAREFULLY, bud, because they could quickly end up being your last!!!!"*
2:21 Paul aka trash: i punched 616 and i’ll punch you two
*Every spiderman has join chat*
Superior Spiderman:I dare you to finshin that sentence to me and I will see how you can manage to stand after my punch
Spiderman 3 Game Symbiote Spiderman:You wanna get Kingpin treatment from me
Cosmic Spiderman:I better hope you are trolling or else I will literally throw you to that black hole
Pol Spiderman:say that to me and you will fell the pain of what I did to writer
Beyonder Spiderman:Don’t you want me to erased you or what
Comic Villian Spiderman:You better Joking or else I will whopping your a** Monke-
Zombie Spiderman:don’t make to call my fellow zombie mate to give you zombie galactus treatment
90s Spiderman:You better watch your mouth before I Will literally use This meme about SHOCCCCKKKKERRRRRR
spectacular Spider-Man:Don’t make me to become Next bully Like bully maguire
Ultimate Spiderman:You better joking or else I will grab carnage Symbiote on myself and you better ready for fight down
Spiderman web of shadow:say that sh*t again and you will get bad ending from me
@@Chokdenwukongspider man 2 symbiote Spiderman: Get ready to replace the lizard
Marvel vs capcom Spiderman: then get ready for maximum spider
Assassin spider man: do you wanna eat bullets
Ultimate Spider-Man (1610 comics): Do you want to replace green Goblin in my last fight with him
Spider carnage: Try not to finish the sentence because you will lose your head
Spider-Hulk: then prepare for the worst arm wrestle in your life
1999 unlimited Spiderman: do you want to lose your ability to hear because i would like to activate sonic blast
Lego Spiderman: that would hurt you more than it hurts me
@@Chokdenwukong Spirit Spider-Man: I'll burn your soul if you try that
@@emmanuelojurongbe2469
Man-Spider: die...
@@allanorme2093 spiderman shattered dimensions:Don’t make me to call my homies from different universe to see how you will punch us when you able to punch 616 Spiderman when we’re not holding back now bitc-
I gotta say, I’m really glad you made this, because Paul is a really huge disgrace in the Spider-Man universe.
Especially MJ, who thought it was a good idea to be with this joke guy, Paul.
@@sportgamer62PSMJ chose a man who’s responsible for Omnicide and gaslighted Peter into backing off. I hate this run with unhealthy passion.
Tell me about it. What the hell were they thinking? This is worse than Peter selling their marriage to the devil.
Oh, absolutely.
Because seriously,
That has to be one of the worst moments in comic book history.
And man, does it shows.
@@calpal6249 They're gonna try and stick him with Black Cat again, aren't they?
4:44 You know it's bad when Spooder-man has everyone just straight dying of laughter.
4:41
You know Marvel and Sony f***ed up when people mocking them is better than their comics and movies.
let's say it: we are inventing fan comics and fan fiction written better by us fans than by the stories of those who do it professionally
Better than the comics? Yes, the current movies? The spider-man movies are doing well it's the ones that focus on the villains not doing so well
Spider verse?
@@thegreatacolyt1277 the exception
Fr
"i punched 616 and ill punch you too!"
Every spider-man in a black suit: SQUARE TF UP THEN!
616 Peter should’ve said, “This is why I meet with Blackcat more than your life.”
Let be honest this too he also will said' You're lucky mj because I didn't kill you in comic when they let me kill Paul instead of you or else I will give you every comic spiderman treatment 'to mj
Now its Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers. The internet is driving crazy now.
@@gabrielsantiago6863 because since the first Marvel vs Capcom Peter and Morrigan had been one of the most popular team ups to play
@@spidermanreborned86 Yeah. I remember to always choose both on my team. They're simply op.
@@gabrielsantiago6863Peter Parker has interdimensional charm. It's kind of crazy how many and varied his hook ups are.
Hell, even Otto stealing Peter's body got hit with the rizz.
4:34 Bro really said "You downgraded from hero to zero, and that's the gospel truth."
The fact people cheered when two children were erased from existence. 😂
EDIT: *GOD DAMN!* I didn't expect my throw away joke I got from another video to get 1.3k likes in just 8 days! 🤣 Thanks a lot guys!
i was one of the people
I laughed like a fucking maniac for 2 hours I don't even wanna know what my neighbors thought I was cackling at 💀
@@thenanodilla_mk0113 same even my mom was like " why you laughing ? i was like oohhhhh nothing 💀💀💀💀💀💀 F88 THEM KI-
What kids?
i laugh like a joker when he’s torturing jason when their “kids” vanish
Surprised none of them roasted Paul about his backstory and “I was just following orders” excuse. Also can we get the Spider-women roast 616 MJ into oblivion especially with Spinneret and new Ultimate Spider-Man MJ? Would love to see what they have to say to her.
YEEEESSSSS!!!!!
Throw Mayday Parker in there too, a reminder that she gave up having an actual kid to be with Paul, sad
@@kingingrey1882 perfect!
Ah the golden MJs
No one talks about how Paul essentially kidnapped MJ and Stockholmed her with no other options if honestly call that rape
1:54 I like how he doesn't even care anymore, he's heard every insult about his suit and hair to the point it doesn't even matter
Yea tbh the toothpaste joke is getting old.
Straight
I'm flopping because of you
@@AstroDukeGaming nope never will get old
@@AstroDukeGamingokay, move to The next one....The Motorchic Suit
Like Stan Lee said once "I prefer Gwen Stacy as a true girlfriend of Spider-Man, not a Mary Jane". But the funny thing is, he actulay created Mj 😂😂😂
He probably regrets it.
This was truly a massive crisis where even Miles isn’t bullied at all
Like he said, there are worse traumas out there
Paul is such a disaster that he can make Miles new suit look like Raimi suit
There's also the fact that the suit isn't as bad as people were making it out to be, it's an interesting look compared to the standard red and black that we usually get for him.
It's not Spiderverse Miles tho
Yeah... I mean that suit is bad... horrible, atrocious violation of the senses just to look at it. But unlike Paul you cant accuse it of being boring and at least its not doing crippling harm to the IP.
2:40 Bully Lowenthal bout to slap 616 and give him those 19 inches of Venom.
Lets be honest, this roast was tammed compared to the countless fans with 10 page essays worth of death threats to Zebb Wells for putting paul in the comic
Edit: Thx for the like and if i had the rights, i want to make Spiderman Vs Sinister Invincible comic
Bro I wanna read them now
10 pages for each fan
Yeah I feel like those fans went too far. Angry letters are one thing but death threats, that’s scary.
@@doubleflores8350Nah for Editorial and Wells, it's deserved.
@@doubleflores8350 are you kidding?? are you high ?? nah they been fk with us for nearly 20 or 25 years since one more day buddy they deserved , WHAT tHE F DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN ??????? we gonna stay still like good puppies , nah WE ARE BARKING LOUD
All the symbiote spidey’s roasting mj and Paul is hilarious no matter the universe every Spider person hates Paul
I love how spider-society are roasting Paul and Mary Jane
Deserved
Mary Jane has literally regressed to the factory settings, when Stan created her she was just like that she was frivolous and only served to create havoc in Peter's life, of MJ that she is married to Peter we just need that of "renewing your vows" and the new ultimate MJ ,the classic one must leave Peter 616 alone for life after the choices she made and Peter 616 deserves to start a new life with someone else
Bro everybody including every version of Mary Jane would roast this mary Jane
I'm surprised Deadpool didn't go and off this mf yet
@@hoobadoobamaster8551 Pretty sure some MJ would just straight up smack this one out without a word anyway and Paul would just get whopped by Peter even before his powers, I'd bet Spider Men who aren't Peter like Miguel, Max, Hobbie, Ben and Miles would just lol at Paul. Tbh though watching everyone stand up for 616 Peter once he's given the symbiote and just piles on destroying MJ and Paul without hesitation or regret feels really therapeutic ngl.
They'll probably try and retcon all of the Zeb Wells run.
That symbiote turned 616 into a villain.
I wouldn’t say villain but it did give him his spine back
Bro slapped the black into him 💀
Miles regained his N-word pass with deez roasts
Instead of that stupid grinding scene and should’ve been a montage of black Spider-Man kicking ass.
Instead of that stupid grinding scene and should’ve been a montage of black Spider-Man kicking ass.
2:57
Symbionte Spider-Man: Time to roast you into Oblivion
Marvel Oblivion: Ay I Don't want These Rejects so don't send them to me
Mj: Paul takes care of me and the kids
Insomniac Spider-Man: Kids that don't even exist
God damn!!!!!
Venom: Damn that's cold. But I suppose you need cooling off MJ sense you think your such hot s*%* for dumping Peter after he did everything he could to save you from that post apocalyptic world, tried to shove him out of your life without an actual explanation, and chose to get with a guy who's only relevant trait was making you that Omnitrix from Wish.
@@CS08129 god damn!!
me(shock)
@@CS08129bro cooked
« Kids ? What kids ? »
4:37 My favorite part! LMAO! XD
4:37 great comeback you got there spooderman 👏👏👏👏
😂
So Righteous
Nice roast
Based
real
Bully Lowenthal, Bully Maguire and Bully 616. What an awesome trio they'll make.
I want Peter to become a villain after this. But the idea of, *"I got cucked by this Lowes employee"* doesn't make for a respectable super villain origin story.
Just look at the whole 616 Peter life.
All his existence is just part of these videos.
"Person, who got every right to become villain".
His life terrible as it even POSSIBLY be. The only one good thing, that writers for now forget about him.
But its not for long, i guess.
Sorry but nope. Mj got away Scot free with this. Cheating on her Peter after promising she had faith in him that he’d save them. Girl didn’t even wait 3 months before she started banging Paul
Failed art school is a valid backstory don’t see why it couldn’t be.
@@trollverse171😂
Instead of that stupid grinding scene and should’ve been a montage of black Spider-Man kicking ass.
I love how this is basically Regular Show but Spiderman-esque. It's amazing.
I love how Bully Lowenthal Slap Paul, and Peter 616
1:14 damn even speder man thinks that was a dissapointment
Damn even spooder man agreed on the other's about spiderman 616 up until lowenthall gave him the symbiote buff
I bet even Peter Porker thinks that 616 Spiderman is goofy for letting Paul steal his girl with Paul proceeding to slap 616 Peter.
Nah when bully maguire said paul looked like a frog had me dead.
😂
616-Spidey: "STFU! All your movies and games are being made by people that have passion and love your stories! Not me! The writers behind my main comics just keep coming up with new ways to make my life suck!"
Bully McGuire: "Sounds about right."
616-Spidey: "I'm married and happy? Nope! Sell my marriage to the devil! I'm a successful entrepreneur with my own company? Nope! Reset back to living at home! I'm finally rekindling with MJ after literal decades of fans demanding it? Haha! Nope! She gets with this goober because of some time skip shenanigans and acts like I'm the bad guy ever since!!"
Insom Spidey: "For Stan's sake! I thought I had it bad."
616-Spidey: "Oh, don't get too comfortable! Between hitting me with evil possession and making all my villains lamer, they're trying to make her a superhero with dumbass RNG powers."
Spider Society: "...WUT?!"
MJ: but-but they're cool powers. I can basically have any power I want!
Venom: and that's the problem. Not only has Wells made you a total b*%* for no reason, but he also made you a Marry Sue with a discount Omnitrix
@@CS08129 DAMN
venom should say this too 'now we have Walmart gwen teenyson from Ben 10' to mj and everyone
“You’re a disgrace to the spider society and the omniverse
@@DavidKaiser-nx1yx Spinnerette: not all MJs though right?
This is hilarious every Spider-Man hates Paul and gets buried to oblivion. Poor little Paul jr. gonna cry. 😂😂😂
616 finally got his get-back. 🤣
Instead of that stupid grinding scene and should’ve been a montage of black Spider-Man kicking ass.
Bully really slapped some confidence into 616.
Time to bring out Miguel with his symbiote suit
@darkshadowx803 It will be a nightmare. Miguel is already aggressive as he is now adding Symbiote will be dope
@@emmanuelojurongbe2469I agree, it would be a nightmare! and I'm going to start praying for Miles' life if something like this happens in Spiderverse 3!
@@KurtChangeBringer369 If I was Miles I will start running
Seeing that would be Sick!!
What about miles?
2:09 Fun fact, this is a reference to the Lizard Boss Fight in Spiderman 2, the original line being "No wonder your family left you!" And merged into a different line from he same boss fight, being "You cant take back control, *You're not strong enough*!" The reason these lines are so brutal and aim to hit a nerve in Connors is that Peter gives up on trying to reason with him, and just has to "Punch you out myself", the symbiote suit being an active part in this.
Finally 616 have something good.
I really hope the writers who makes Peter suffer without any reason and humiliating him every single time have the same shit in their pathetic and disgusting lives.
Ikr.
Woah woah woah I know we all hate the spiderman storyline but actually wishing bad in someone's real life that's taking it too far man, remember this is still a fictional story and retcons are still a thing
True, but... they need to hire writers whom ensnare us with a quality story of our beloved heros /villians, not propaganda, self- inserts or dei that their boss's boss is shoving into every imaginable opening both literally and figuratively. I've read this arc of Spider-man, and it should have never been greenlit past the drawing boards.
The dudes making this shit has been going through a divorce or something like that, let's ease up a bit
@@The_Kinetex_87 Yeah I agree with you but sadly seeing what happened in the world today I don’t think they will did this.
Today spider man writers only torture his character without ending and I don’t think writers will stop doing this
Paul is a damn hero and I won’t tolerate anyone slandering him. He was just trying to save Peter from the dumpsterfire that is modern MJ.
1:40 spider gwen is like a sleeper car when is comes to the roasting.
I love that compression so much because it's really like that, like not just in that series, but the actual character is like that in comics and movies.
0:13 and here….we……go!
2:24 best scene every time
Yep, don’t mess with Symbiote Spider-Man, Paul.
I'm dead😅
Bruh Paul thinks he punch 616 Peter and now he's going to punch Insomniac Spider-man and I was like dude he is stronger than you and that was big mistake he just said out loud you know what PAUL AND MJ IS WORST COUPLE AND MJ YOU SUCK A$@
He probably would’ve let it slide if he was still only in his “Black Suit” form but now.. it’s just a insta death
Satisfying
This is why Spiderman's relationship with Chat would always be the healthiest.
Don't believe me, look her up
Cosmic Spider-Man: That's the one?
Bully Maguire: That's the one.
Cosmic Spider-man: (:
Wolverine: I gotta talk to Peter Parker about his taste in women.
Cyclops: "Logan, you have no right to talk when you're hitting on Jean, who's five times younger than you."
I did not expect spooner man roast him, I applaud to him
'Zip it Ursula!' Best roast ever!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
616 pete went from beta to alpha in this one, paul deserved that roasting
(Looks at the title and sees "Bully Lowenthal")
Furry Lowenthal and Fury Lowenthal: "Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well..."
Bro, the fact that Spooder-Man was in this💀💀
2:50 : Welcome the OG roastmeister, symbiote 616.
I really hope 616 grows some backbone and i hope the writers give him more stable relationships and stories
Instead of that stupid grinding scene and should’ve been a montage of black Spider-Man kicking ass.
1:24 Bro told them to stop beating him up just to shoot him in the chest lmao
5:02 - "See ya, chump."
3:53 This was just perfect
Instead of that stupid grinding scene and should’ve been a montage of black Spider-Man kicking ass.
2:18 paul messed up
Fr I saw that coming a mile away 😂😂😂
Imagine Dragon Deez nuts across your face
Damn. The WHOLE squad pulled up to get Paul. It was on sight with this man.
Bruh if Bully Lowenthal and Magurie and Batman teamed up and they roasted everyone it would be definitely insane 💀
Also there should do ever more roast to this f*cker paul and his mj more and more with full disrespect
Bruh as soon as Pete 616 got slap he was talkin all the shit bruh he’s to clean 😂
Who agreed with me to say Paul SUCK ASS And Ruined Spider-Man
Say I.
I he doesn’t deserve Mary Jane.
@@spiderjedi0142 can just give peter a life with my but no f**k us now we have paul the worst thing that Marvel character
I.🖐
@@spiderjedi0142 after she said that Paul is a good man even though Paul helped his father destroy a reality, MJ is the one who no longer deserves Peter
@spidermanreborned86 Peter has many girls, but MARVEL makes him into a punch bag for villains and no love life, but we have one we all happy for
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN COMICS!
Spoderman with the Imagine Dragon roast had me dyin'. xD
Nah Bro imagine Batman vs Bully lowenthal
Imagine bro
That would be worth watching 💀
Bully Maguire would be better
How about Spider-Gwen vs Batman?
Imagine
This is so satisfying, why can't this happen in the comics
Because takin into account their awful writers decisions and fixing it is too hard for marvel
616 SPIDER-MAN Symbote is an alpha male
he always has been so I can't wait to see him again in "Venom War"
@@spidermanreborned86 fr
0:33 she right tho
Imagine the roasts Hybrid would come up with…
Or would he just sit in the background, watching and eating popcorn, since he’s the most peaceful symbiote?
Imagine carnage
@@jamesbrown6994 Oh, yeah. He might actually make someone cry for half the video…
Spider-Carnage.
I mean Patrick would gladly roast Paul while Hybrid would mind his business having some popcorn enjoying the roast
@@fa11endawn16 Up until Hybrid gets roasted himself.
And seeing as how Hybrid is one of the more powerful symbiotes…
I don’t wanna be in the same room when that happens…
0:04- Spoody mun is back!!!!!!!
Only two words to describe this video: BRUTALLY COLD!!
4:46 "This is something else. Look at little Mr. Steal Your Girl Jr. Gonna cry" fuckin' ended me 😂😂😂
It was VERY COOL!!! The bastard finally got what he deserved.
But I would like more interference from the original universe in the Spider Society.
I would like to see an argument between Topher Grace, Harry PS5, Eddie from the movies, Eddie from cartoons and Eddie from the 616 universe. They would decide who is more worthy to be the best adaptation of Venom!
this isn't enough...
@@marxvargas7697 What do you mean, friend?
3:46 Miles instigating 😂😂😂
Damn!! Paul you got roasted to death by literally everyone. I hope you learned your lesson and same goes for you MJ.
Crazy how all these spider men/gwen roasting the center of their existence, they legit wouldn't exist without him lol
Who would had thought we see too symbiote Spider-Man’s roasting Paul
This went to nice on his slimy ass.
Technically three since Rami Spider-Man has the Symbiote
Bro symbiote 616 is an absolute menace lmao 😂
When bully slapped some sense into 616 he went demon time on paul💀
Ain't no way he thought he could get away with talking smack to any version of the black suit Spider-Man💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣2:15
4:11 this got me 😂😂😂
Instead of that stupid grinding scene and should’ve been a montage of black Spider-Man kicking ass.
"Fair? You should've thought of that earlier, we're in roast territory now."
Bully Maguire been waiting to blow off some steam 😂
Watching Symbiote Spider-Man punching Paul is my New favorite moment of this series. By far
This was really cathartic, thank you
so glad 616 peter is getting a new writer and he'll have the orignal symbiote back with chains
0:37- 0:39 forget nerve. He got some balls to show up to his worst nightmare of his life
Oh hell no! Not him! Anyone but Paul!! 😱😨
I stopped reading Spiderman comics ever since they include Zeb Wells!
I am glad their roasting his sorry loser ass and for MJ to marry this guy 😂😂
Venom: Nom Nom?
Spidie 616: No, you gonna get sick
616-Spidey's own writers hate him. Otherwise, he would've given up on MJ and finally given Felicia a fair chance.
he did and felicia broke up with him for some bs reason and now shes dating some random chick
1:32 Invisible Woman: Geez, MJ, you're the worst! Paul is worse, and so is Namor
Wheres the alternate timeline MJ who became Spider-Woman? I want to see 616 MJ get roasted by her super hero alt self. 😂
She chilling with the other spider-ladies letting the spider-bros roast them alive and to keep an eye on the kids there plus danger alert
1:53 - I dare somebody say that this isn't the most savage burn in the entire video.
Imagine Bully Lowenthal and Bully Maguire vs Batman and Superman
They will roast about their dead parents and how neither of them can be happy
Oh! I'm enjoying this!
Keep it coming!!!
Peter 616 with the symbiote got that dawg in him. Also, can you add optimus prime into the arena to show how much of a leader he is.
The only time we might ever see the spiders actually team up.
4:37 had me dyin😂😂😂
Yooooo this guy does a lot of work making up these jokes and roasts he’s the goated roaster like if we were in person we would all get roasted so bad we’ll become Colgate
boom noise* 😳😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now THIS is canon
Instead of that stupid grinding scene and should’ve been a montage of black Spider-Man kicking ass.
This is the shit that I subscribed for!!!
Thank you so much!!!
3:21
Yeah peter fucked cooked fire wuth this one LOL
I dont blame spiderman of 616, he was pushed through a portal and the women he loved didnt take his side