@@TheIronWarlockXIIIHonestly? It'd make him weaker in some ways. TBWL is such a threat because it's Joker's madness with Batman's brilliance. The Carnage symbiote would influence him to be far less clever and would probably get him screwed over.
The fact that even two of the spiderman verses couldn't hold back the laughter against Doc Oct being roasted so hard that it counts as at least a double.
@@KingUchiha391 He’s a philanthropist, he does good for others as he values others more than his own self. (This is more explained in Mask Of The Phantasm)
This could very well be a Salute to Batman for having won a Star 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It would also be an Excellent Tribute to Kevin Conroy ✊🏻😢
Different ib batman has the capital and connections to keep him locked up unless he illegally broke out I think about kingpin is he still works within the law so even if he's found guilty on something she's not found guilty on everything in which case is business can continue to run define him doing shady dealings
@@TheIronWarlockXIII yeah... We'll Batman using outdated info Comic Carnage is comparable to a satan for symbiote his weakness to fire and sound are gone Venom oh that mf now the king of black in the comic (Seeing insomniac venom dosent have a fire weakness then we can rest assured Carnage there only have sound and that be hard to do seeing venom with sound are barely separating) A batman who laugh bond with the satan of symbiote welp GG multiverse your cook
@@pedrojulianes8226 bro… Batman cannot even truly defeat Catwoman… Peter has no chance of truly doing so with Felicia… no way Bats is defeating her… and switching sides doesn’t truly count as a permanent defeat… the thieves are basically switching goals to accomplish…. Peter has arguably more experience with women than Batman counting all of their respective multiverse counterparts… if he could not, how the hell is Batman going to do so? Considering that Felicia actually has a former thief for a father… and learned all of the tools of the trade of stealing from a legendary professional thief himself… not happening.
Bro Batman is straight up slaughter spiderman villains ig he is the darkest knight “What’s his power being thick?” “He’s weakness cardio next” Bro is spitting facts this reminds me of the time where Spiderman called him a balloon and Peter is the needle 😂❤
Maybe next time, if you have time, can you please add scream and lasher next to roast Mary Jane and Paul, please!!!! and thanks, man. You are the best, and I'm glad I subscribed!!!! And nice video!!!!😄😄😄😄💖💗💗💖💖💗💗💗
*SPOODER-MAN* : "Well...there isch one perschshon Batman fearsch more than widdle-ol'-me." *BATMAN* : "And who is that?" *JOKER: "Batman, I-I, I caught a, I caught a little PokeMon. Do you wanna know what PokeMon I caught?"*
@@bridgerhibbert2993 I mean death battle did decide who would win between Batman and Spider-Man… Batman is not winning if Spider-Man ever truly goes rogue…
@@AxelFeitz contrary to what you would most likely expect of me, Batsy, I have found… a Pokémon… that’s recently become… quite… infamous… to put it simply… I caught a Typhosion, Batman, I caught a Typhlosion…
Miguel: You sound like you know what you're doing Bats, telling us how to take down our villains, yet I can't for the love of peat fathom why you still can't take down the Joker. Joker: Allow me to explain. Me and Batsy are actually in a relationship. Spider Society: Wait, what? Batman: Shut up Joker! Don't make this sound weirder than it actually is. Joker: Oh come on Bats! We both know we're two sides of the same coin. We can't live with the other. Think about it... I give you the biggest challenges you have to overcome to save Gotham, and you end up being the hero for it, and I get the best shits and giggles whenever we tussle Batsy. Besides, I don't want to go down the level of a low brow criminal. Like it or not, we complete each other, Batman. So yeah, I'm here to stay, like a back itch you can't reach to scratch.
Batman Counterparts to one's talked about here and the likely way he has defeated them [spider-man villains defeats explained]: Green Goblin Vs. Joker [Joker's worse and honestly batman only has to neutralize his glider and pumpkin bombs to make green goblin go down] Doctor Octopus Vs. Gearhead [same as video localized EMP and boom! limbless] SandMan Vs. Clayface or Inque [literally same, use glue grenade or some electrified bat grapple to combat it, heck a firehose could beat him] Venom {both:Black-Spider} Vs. Poison Ivy {it's the mind control bit, not perfect one to one unless you include the drug 'Venom' from bane} [literally finds out that symbiotes hate high heat and certain frequencies and modifies settings on bat belt] Rhino Vs. Bane or Solomon Grundy or Blockbuster or Killer Croc [same as video; also dang lots of strength based villains in his gallery!] Vulture Vs. Firefly [literally clip those wings and boom! done and locked up.] Electro Vs. Maxie Zeus or Electrocutioner [literally insulate and beat-down if in a bad-mood, have some "fun" tiring him out and have robin cut the power] Kingpin Vs Hugo Strange or Penguin or Ra's Al Ghul [same as video, but more beat-down and maybe some explosive gel if ornery.] Lizard Vs. Man-Bat [same as video; he cures man-bat so many times] Mysterio Vs. Scarecrow or Mad-Hatter [literally beat the drug/illusions/mind-control through sheer will and then beat-down] Carnage Vs. Victor Zsasz + clayface abilities [I guess same thing as with Sandman or Venom... not a perfect comparison though] Carnage Batman? no he would be able to tear it off after having another venom drug arc. though yeah I concur. Spot Vs. Mr. Polka-Dot [probably finds out how he does portals/spots and then counter them with tech or using martial arts and Ninjutsu best him; not a perfect comparison... Mr polka dot would need instant BoomTube Circles or something] Mr. Negative Vs Mr. Freeze [basically find out what trauma is hurting them and best them [usually with conversing with them so that they can get what they want without others pain] so they can get some help... seriously. Freeze wants Nora back; Mr. Negative {Game-ver.} just wants revenge/justice against Oscorp] Hope you have a great day & Safe Travels!
....... BUDDY if you think that taking down the glider and bombs will end goblin is enough then.... I don't know what to say about you other then the fact that your a Batman fanboy.
@@adaman.shr.3538 a little. though afterward wouldn't he just be a man? and if not, again *points vigorously to joker* he can deal with that psycho so why not goblin? Hope you have a great day & Safe Travels!
@@TheSensationalMr.Science .... He is NOT a man that so called man manipulated the whole avengers including dark avengers which includes sentry AND ares, that so called man was almost successful in a invasion of ASGARD, that so called man was such a menace that he sacrificed his son's soul, that so called man wore a armor that's more that Batman wear because unlike wayne Osborne is actually willing to kill that so called man across his life have taken HUNDREDS of doses of green formulas, each one perfected and surpassing the previous, that so called man once become the sorcerer supreme, he fought and overwhelmed the mental and psychic tests of the previous sorcerer supreme, that so called man is no mere man. And unlike joker goblin make grudges personal he killed spider-man's unborn child, he also attacked his friends and close ones multiple times.
(Facepalms) Not only is this the movie version of Venom which isn't evil, Venom hasn't been a Spider-Man villain in decades. Heck Eddie is one Peter's main allies in the comics. As for Batman's supposed solutions, while weaker then it's comic counterpart, Movie!Venom has been separated from it's host before it didn't work. As for Symbiote Spider-Man, assuming it's the 616 version due to the mention of Paul, the comic version of the Venom symbiote has become far more resistant to sonics as time has gone on good luck with that. (Heck Symbiote Spider-Man even used that fact to take out Bedlam recently) Finally Carnage, (insert J Jonah meme) the guy grew in power to match the power of the King In Black, losing practically all of his weaknesses. Let me put this into perspective the power Carnage currently wields rivals that of the Beyonders who almost successfully destroyed the entire Marvel multiverse. The Bat Family would be slaughtered. So much for Bruce supposed preptime skills.
Yeah, having the resources to do all that is a pretty neat shortcut. Peter is almost always bankrupt, and even when he isn't, Marvel's editors throw some other bull his way so he can't deal with things effectively. Otto had sort of the right idea, but wrong execution. And then his little easter egg bankrupted Peter again, proving that Marvel only knows how to keep Pete unhappy. The man deserves rest.
There is a Spiderman villain that would give Batman a very hard time at first and that is the hunter. He does prepping like Batman does and would get him by surprise if Batman doesn't know about him.
Welcome to Batman’s restaurant where you are the pork and he’s the chef 😂
IF YOU SMELL, WHAT THE BAT... IS COOKIN?
If Batman can cook he can cook 🥩🔥🧑🍳
RIP Professor Pyg
Haram
Bat’s kitchen Hotter than Hells Kitchen with these roast
God have mercy on Gotham if the symbiote ever bonded with Batman 😂😂
Imagine though a multiverse where Carnage bonded with the Batman who laughs lol.
@@TheIronWarlockXIII😲😱. . . dude. . . DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST CREATED!?
@@KurtChangeBringer369 I do... And may God help us all if that does happen.
Bully Wayne XD
@@TheIronWarlockXIIIHonestly? It'd make him weaker in some ways. TBWL is such a threat because it's Joker's madness with Batman's brilliance. The Carnage symbiote would influence him to be far less clever and would probably get him screwed over.
The fact he mention trunks is funny.
“🥷🏾Ninjas call me the drink 😭”
@@asadcoltes5020they call him the what?!
@@asadcoltes5020Vegeta the cup🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Hater1average cause he is my father 🔥
@@Haybill1224 wouldn't that make bulma the straw
"Bankcrupty"
Batman:"there's no such word in my book"
"Bankcrupty"
Batman:"Tax Evasion''
Batman violated the no kill code 10 times over with those roasts. 😂
Except for spider man as he would destroy Batman
if it's not his universe, his earth his gotham
doesn't count
not really
The fact that even two of the spiderman verses couldn't hold back the laughter against Doc Oct being roasted so hard that it counts as at least a double.
Batman smoked every villain effortlessly while having the chef hat is the best part.
Damn! Bats was showing no mercy on this one, he smoked everybody with relentless roasting.
@@daderowley4514 Bats even helped him with bankruptcy, Spidey’s number one enemy
@@KingUchiha391 He’s a philanthropist, he does good for others as he values others more than his own self. (This is more explained in Mask Of The Phantasm)
He is Vengeance
He is the Night
He is… BATMAN!!!
Except for Bully Maguire... That was a draw.
@@dranixrush3306 lmao yeah bully wasn't gonna go down easy. Man is a menace 😂
4:57 Spooderman's power level must be studied
it's over 9,000
HE IS THE FINAL BOSS
Bully always wins even against batman's prep time
He just misses the part where prep time is his problem
@@LanceLee-dh5pc he did put some dirt in batman's eye
But yet Batman eyes weren't blinded enough to through some more dirt into bully's eyes
Rest in peace Kevin conroy
0:36 Clearly you don't know about Ultimate Goblin who's literally a monster
If *any* Symbiote bonded with Batman we'd be screwed
Batman Who Laughs 2.0 or something WORSE?
@@KurtChangeBringer369 what about a Batman Who Laughs with Symbiote?
He will be more unstable = more easier to deal with
@@joqueropalhacox2 anger and madness, easier to deal
Fr, but if it’s Carnage we are cooked
4:30 Batman has Two Dragon Balls 7 stars on his chair each side
5:10 NO BATMAN, DON'T DO THIS! THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH EVEN FOR YOU!😲😱
4:21 of course Bully Maguire is the only one who can stand up to Batz
4:42 "I will just give you a positive idea and let you deal with it" 😂
"You're a walking beach."
Dayum. 💀
AMC "Previously on The Walking Beach" 🏖️
This could very well be a Salute to Batman for having won a Star 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It would also be an Excellent Tribute to Kevin Conroy ✊🏻😢
Lol, lmao, Batman roasted all the villains into oblivion as he was a professional roast master. 😎 😆😂🤣
“How would Batman handle Paul?”
-Paul is not even worth prep-time.
4:06 then God have mercy on Gotham is wild XD
3:21 Happened before and he still came back
Different ib batman has the capital and connections to keep him locked up unless he illegally broke out I think about kingpin is he still works within the law so even if he's found guilty on something she's not found guilty on everything in which case is business can continue to run define him doing shady dealings
Damn it!! Even Spooderman buried Rhino with that roast!!! 😂😂😂😂
4:06 if the old Spider-Carnage from de 90's Series was terrifying, I don't want to imagine what the Bat-Carnage would be capable of.
How about Batman who Laughs Carnage? That would be a sight to behold.
@@TheIronWarlockXIII yeah... We'll Batman using outdated info
Comic Carnage is comparable to a satan for symbiote his weakness to fire and sound are gone
Venom oh that mf now the king of black in the comic
(Seeing insomniac venom dosent have a fire weakness then we can rest assured Carnage there only have sound and that be hard to do seeing venom with sound are barely separating)
A batman who laugh bond with the satan of symbiote welp GG multiverse your cook
@@pedrojulianes8226 bro… Batman cannot even truly defeat Catwoman… Peter has no chance of truly doing so with Felicia… no way Bats is defeating her… and switching sides doesn’t truly count as a permanent defeat… the thieves are basically switching goals to accomplish…. Peter has arguably more experience with women than Batman counting all of their respective multiverse counterparts… if he could not, how the hell is Batman going to do so? Considering that Felicia actually has a former thief for a father… and learned all of the tools of the trade of stealing from a legendary professional thief himself… not happening.
@@TheIronWarlockXIIIit's... Literally just a more bloodthirsty Man who Jonks
1:16-1:26 *Sandman: COOKED!!! 🍳 NEXT!!!*
God Damn! I'm fucking dying of laughter! My ribs are hurting from laughing so much I actually feel bad for the villains now like DAMN! 🤣
Your so good at putting them in character in roasts haha
I got rubber boots scarier than you!! Hahaha that roast made my day!!😂😂😂
0:25-0:41 *Green Goblin: COOKED!!! 🍳 NEXT!!!*
0:59 I still wonder how no Spider-Man have thought of that yet 🤦♂️
Plot armor plus there's a chance that his nervous system gets toasted
This the most he’s smiled ever
The bat only needs to summon Trunks to defeat The Spot!! Lol!!
Batman is once again the king of roast
Yall did not need to violate my bro Otto like that
4:52 bro can probably use toon force when he looks like that😂
And that's why he's the goddamn Batman
Owl man knocks
Even Batman the king of roasts himself mocks Doc Ock's haircut!!!
Dang those villian fell faster then bugs in bug bomb fog.
2:24 DAMN!!! 😂
Batman was on a mission for this one ☠☠
The Batrosting is unstoppable 😂
Bro Batman is straight up slaughter spiderman villains ig he is the darkest knight
“What’s his power being thick?”
“He’s weakness cardio next”
Bro is spitting facts this reminds me of the time where Spiderman called him a balloon and Peter is the needle 😂❤
And with no hesitation too!
I like how batman respect bully maguire 🤙
4:09 A little close quarters combat (CQC) with Bully Maguire, love to see it. Like Shredder vs Batman but with words.
You know the funniest thing is that most villains can beat with a gun like joker kingpin etc etc
Maybe next time, if you have time, can you please add scream and lasher next to roast Mary Jane and Paul, please!!!! and thanks, man. You are the best, and I'm glad I subscribed!!!! And nice video!!!!😄😄😄😄💖💗💗💖💖💗💗💗
*SPOODER-MAN* : "Well...there isch one perschshon Batman fearsch more than widdle-ol'-me."
*BATMAN* : "And who is that?"
*JOKER: "Batman, I-I, I caught a, I caught a little PokeMon. Do you wanna know what PokeMon I caught?"*
@@bridgerhibbert2993 I mean death battle did decide who would win between Batman and Spider-Man… Batman is not winning if Spider-Man ever truly goes rogue…
What Pokemon did you got, Joker?
@@AxelFeitz contrary to what you would most likely expect of me, Batsy, I have found… a Pokémon… that’s recently become… quite… infamous… to put it simply… I caught a Typhosion, Batman, I caught a Typhlosion…
Batman be cooking
@darkshadowx803 and Spider-Man needs powers to win
@darkshadowx803 and Batman has one physical battles without his brain
@@Sigmabeta-lg7fj keep coping
@darkshadowx803Womp womp
0:54-1:03 *DOCTOR OCTOPUS: COOKED!!! 🍳 NEXT!!!*
when they asked who was his greatest villain that he feared, i said "bane?", but it turned out to be spooder-man. lol
@@kevinskywalker5539 nah, there’s one more… Alfred… enough said…
Lol Batman my man ! 1:28 I feel bad for Venom
'just a walking tank with the intelligence of a brick' had me dying lmao
Spooderman is too powerful he can raise up to a boundless beings 😂
The Meme just won't stay down!
Batman should react to paul and mjs relationship next and roast paul like a turkey with bully lowenthal and bully maguire
Dude, please....those are great roasts, let's not waste them on that mistake!
@@KurtChangeBringer369 yeah your right
This is the best one yet🤣🤣🤣
0:12 Just another day at the office 🏢 for Batman...🦇 😂
Bruh, next week, have Bully Lowenthal slap Miles and then he turns into the Prowler. Watch how he roasts everyone... Especially Paul.
1:39-1:56 *Venom & Symbiote Spider-Man: COOKED!!!* 🍳
Oh boy better call in Selina to dump Bruce at his wedding again.
Ok… this was unexpectedly fun 😅😁
"Oh look, it's Juggernaut's dumber cousin"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro batman will just buy all the villains, he is sooo freakin rich.
0:01 mayday parker playing with miguel is so funny and cute
“Wait they really sent them?” -batman probably, now financially backing the whole spiderverse
Venom sounds strangely gentlemanly.
Okay, these are funny again! 🤣 Still wish you'd remember the hyphen.
Bully Maguire being the only one to survive.
I haven't heard these contingency plans presentations since Justice League Doom
The Miles "DAMN!!!/GODDAMN!!!" gets me everytime🤣
Batman should opened his restaurant
Miguel: You sound like you know what you're doing Bats, telling us how to take down our villains, yet I can't for the love of peat fathom why you still can't take down the Joker.
Joker: Allow me to explain. Me and Batsy are actually in a relationship.
Spider Society: Wait, what?
Batman: Shut up Joker! Don't make this sound weirder than it actually is.
Joker: Oh come on Bats! We both know we're two sides of the same coin. We can't live with the other. Think about it... I give you the biggest challenges you have to overcome to save Gotham, and you end up being the hero for it, and I get the best shits and giggles whenever we tussle Batsy. Besides, I don't want to go down the level of a low brow criminal. Like it or not, we complete each other, Batman. So yeah, I'm here to stay, like a back itch you can't reach to scratch.
That mister negative got me dying 😂😂😂
Batman Counterparts to one's talked about here and the likely way he has defeated them [spider-man villains defeats explained]:
Green Goblin Vs. Joker [Joker's worse and honestly batman only has to neutralize his glider and pumpkin bombs to make green goblin go down]
Doctor Octopus Vs. Gearhead [same as video localized EMP and boom! limbless]
SandMan Vs. Clayface or Inque [literally same, use glue grenade or some electrified bat grapple to combat it, heck a firehose could beat him]
Venom {both:Black-Spider} Vs. Poison Ivy {it's the mind control bit, not perfect one to one unless you include the drug 'Venom' from bane}
[literally finds out that symbiotes hate high heat and certain frequencies and modifies settings on bat belt]
Rhino Vs. Bane or Solomon Grundy or Blockbuster or Killer Croc [same as video; also dang lots of strength based villains in his gallery!]
Vulture Vs. Firefly [literally clip those wings and boom! done and locked up.]
Electro Vs. Maxie Zeus or Electrocutioner [literally insulate and beat-down if in a bad-mood, have some "fun" tiring him out and have robin cut the power]
Kingpin Vs Hugo Strange or Penguin or Ra's Al Ghul [same as video, but more beat-down and maybe some explosive gel if ornery.]
Lizard Vs. Man-Bat [same as video; he cures man-bat so many times]
Mysterio Vs. Scarecrow or Mad-Hatter [literally beat the drug/illusions/mind-control through sheer will and then beat-down]
Carnage Vs. Victor Zsasz + clayface abilities [I guess same thing as with Sandman or Venom... not a perfect comparison though]
Carnage Batman? no he would be able to tear it off after having another venom drug arc. though yeah I concur.
Spot Vs. Mr. Polka-Dot [probably finds out how he does portals/spots and then counter them with tech or using martial arts and Ninjutsu best him; not a perfect comparison... Mr polka dot would need instant BoomTube Circles or something]
Mr. Negative Vs Mr. Freeze [basically find out what trauma is hurting them and best them [usually with conversing with them so that they can get what they want without others pain] so they can get some help... seriously. Freeze wants Nora back; Mr. Negative {Game-ver.} just wants revenge/justice against Oscorp]
Hope you have a great day & Safe Travels!
....... BUDDY if you think that taking down the glider and bombs will end goblin is enough then.... I don't know what to say about you other then the fact that your a Batman fanboy.
@@adaman.shr.3538 a little. though afterward wouldn't he just be a man? and if not, again *points vigorously to joker* he can deal with that psycho so why not goblin?
Hope you have a great day & Safe Travels!
@@TheSensationalMr.Science .... He is NOT a man that so called man manipulated the whole avengers including dark avengers which includes sentry AND ares, that so called man was almost successful in a invasion of ASGARD, that so called man was such a menace that he sacrificed his son's soul, that so called man wore a armor that's more that Batman wear because unlike wayne Osborne is actually willing to kill that so called man across his life have taken HUNDREDS of doses of green formulas, each one perfected and surpassing the previous, that so called man once become the sorcerer supreme, he fought and overwhelmed the mental and psychic tests of the previous sorcerer supreme, that so called man is no mere man. And unlike joker goblin make grudges personal he killed spider-man's unborn child, he also attacked his friends and close ones multiple times.
Goblin can always make more gliders and bombs...u don't know anything 😂
Batman roasting all of Spidey's villains.
I could listen this video all day. Batman was brutal here and Kevin's voice is pure gold.
You should do Avengers vs JL next. I would pay good money to watch Bruce and Tony swap bars and barbs. Black Panther would also be a straight menace.
This man got a
Plan for everyone and everything
but not his wedding 😉
Bro, you're doing masterpieces. Keep it going
Batman cooked them faster than some random food at a barbecue 😂😂😂
This is why I love batman
I think this video has a happier ending then any of the ones where paul gets roasted into oblivion, i could be wrong though...
Spooderman the ultimate antagonist
2:12 That was disgusting.
(Facepalms) Not only is this the movie version of Venom which isn't evil, Venom hasn't been a Spider-Man villain in decades. Heck Eddie is one Peter's main allies in the comics. As for Batman's supposed solutions, while weaker then it's comic counterpart, Movie!Venom has been separated from it's host before it didn't work. As for Symbiote Spider-Man, assuming it's the 616 version due to the mention of Paul, the comic version of the Venom symbiote has become far more resistant to sonics as time has gone on good luck with that. (Heck Symbiote Spider-Man even used that fact to take out Bedlam recently) Finally Carnage, (insert J Jonah meme) the guy grew in power to match the power of the King In Black, losing practically all of his weaknesses. Let me put this into perspective the power Carnage currently wields rivals that of the Beyonders who almost successfully destroyed the entire Marvel multiverse. The Bat Family would be slaughtered. So much for Bruce supposed preptime skills.
Yeah, having the resources to do all that is a pretty neat shortcut. Peter is almost always bankrupt, and even when he isn't, Marvel's editors throw some other bull his way so he can't deal with things effectively. Otto had sort of the right idea, but wrong execution. And then his little easter egg bankrupted Peter again, proving that Marvel only knows how to keep Pete unhappy. The man deserves rest.
Nice touch with that DBZ reference. I was not expecting that.
Mysterio being more cracked than Humpty Dumpty got me. I wasn't expecting that.
Finally batman is back 🦇💪🏾
3:56 didnt Carnage turn into a god in the comics?
There is a Spiderman villain that would give Batman a very hard time at first and that is the hunter. He does prepping like Batman does and would get him by surprise if Batman doesn't know about him.
Tbh batman with prep time can beat any villains but not all of them
Man's really hit Mr. Negative with the, "Kill em with kindness" treatment.
Absolute VIOLATION!! XD
Finally I've been waiting for the Bat Family debut for awhile and it's here.
Batman and Bully Maguire 🤝 the duo we never knew we needed
White Electro, but he has the voice of Teen Titans Cyborg. 😂
Don't forget Paul is an underrated villain that everyone loves to hate, and batman forgot to destroy him with his words
Spooderman the true final boss 🤣!!!
Damn they really put the Batman who Cooks to roast the shit out of them huh
I'am gonna be honest here, folks. Batman doesn't need Prep time to defeat Goblin. Especially If we are talking about The Arkham Games version.
Morlun is the villain that spider society hard time to deal with him.
Of course Spooderman is the final boss 🤣🤣🤣
I look forward to these more and more every week 😂.