@@TheIronWarlockXIIIHonestly? It'd make him weaker in some ways. TBWL is such a threat because it's Joker's madness with Batman's brilliance. The Carnage symbiote would influence him to be far less clever and would probably get him screwed over.
The fact that even two of the spiderman verses couldn't hold back the laughter against Doc Oct being roasted so hard that it counts as at least a double.
@@KingUchiha391 He’s a philanthropist, he does good for others as he values others more than his own self. (This is more explained in Mask Of The Phantasm)
This could very well be a Salute to Batman for having won a Star 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It would also be an Excellent Tribute to Kevin Conroy ✊🏻😢
@@TheIronWarlockXIII yeah... We'll Batman using outdated info Comic Carnage is comparable to a satan for symbiote his weakness to fire and sound are gone Venom oh that mf now the king of black in the comic (Seeing insomniac venom dosent have a fire weakness then we can rest assured Carnage there only have sound and that be hard to do seeing venom with sound are barely separating) A batman who laugh bond with the satan of symbiote welp GG multiverse your cook
@@pedrojulianes8226 bro… Batman cannot even truly defeat Catwoman… Peter has no chance of truly doing so with Felicia… no way Bats is defeating her… and switching sides doesn’t truly count as a permanent defeat… the thieves are basically switching goals to accomplish…. Peter has arguably more experience with women than Batman counting all of their respective multiverse counterparts… if he could not, how the hell is Batman going to do so? Considering that Felicia actually has a former thief for a father… and learned all of the tools of the trade of stealing from a legendary professional thief himself… not happening.
Different ib batman has the capital and connections to keep him locked up unless he illegally broke out I think about kingpin is he still works within the law so even if he's found guilty on something she's not found guilty on everything in which case is business can continue to run define him doing shady dealings
After Bully Maguire roasts Batman about his dead parents Batman could’ve said says “the guy who also has dead parents who couldn’t even stop a thief who killed his uncle
Miguel: You sound like you know what you're doing Bats, telling us how to take down our villains, yet I can't for the love of peat fathom why you still can't take down the Joker. Joker: Allow me to explain. Me and Batsy are actually in a relationship. Spider Society: Wait, what? Batman: Shut up Joker! Don't make this sound weirder than it actually is. Joker: Oh come on Bats! We both know we're two sides of the same coin. We can't live with the other. Think about it... I give you the biggest challenges you have to overcome to save Gotham, and you end up being the hero for it, and I get the best shits and giggles whenever we tussle Batsy. Besides, I don't want to go down the level of a low brow criminal. Like it or not, we complete each other, Batman. So yeah, I'm here to stay, like a back itch you can't reach to scratch.
*SPOODER-MAN* : "Well...there isch one perschshon Batman fearsch more than widdle-ol'-me." *BATMAN* : "And who is that?" *JOKER: "Batman, I-I, I caught a, I caught a little PokeMon. Do you wanna know what PokeMon I caught?"*
@@bridgerhibbert2993 I mean death battle did decide who would win between Batman and Spider-Man… Batman is not winning if Spider-Man ever truly goes rogue…
@@AxelFeitz contrary to what you would most likely expect of me, Batsy, I have found… a Pokémon… that’s recently become… quite… infamous… to put it simply… I caught a Typhosion, Batman, I caught a Typhlosion…
Bro Batman is straight up slaughter spiderman villains ig he is the darkest knight “What’s his power being thick?” “He’s weakness cardio next” Bro is spitting facts this reminds me of the time where Spiderman called him a balloon and Peter is the needle 😂❤
Maybe next time, if you have time, can you please add scream and lasher next to roast Mary Jane and Paul, please!!!! and thanks, man. You are the best, and I'm glad I subscribed!!!! And nice video!!!!😄😄😄😄💖💗💗💖💖💗💗💗
(Facepalms) Not only is this the movie version of Venom which isn't evil, Venom hasn't been a Spider-Man villain in decades. Heck Eddie is one Peter's main allies in the comics. As for Batman's supposed solutions, while weaker then it's comic counterpart, Movie!Venom has been separated from it's host before it didn't work. As for Symbiote Spider-Man, assuming it's the 616 version due to the mention of Paul, the comic version of the Venom symbiote has become far more resistant to sonics as time has gone on good luck with that. (Heck Symbiote Spider-Man even used that fact to take out Bedlam recently) Finally Carnage, (insert J Jonah meme) the guy grew in power to match the power of the King In Black, losing practically all of his weaknesses. Let me put this into perspective the power Carnage currently wields rivals that of the Beyonders who almost successfully destroyed the entire Marvel multiverse. The Bat Family would be slaughtered. So much for Bruce supposed preptime skills.
Yeah, having the resources to do all that is a pretty neat shortcut. Peter is almost always bankrupt, and even when he isn't, Marvel's editors throw some other bull his way so he can't deal with things effectively. Otto had sort of the right idea, but wrong execution. And then his little easter egg bankrupted Peter again, proving that Marvel only knows how to keep Pete unhappy. The man deserves rest.
"Bankcrupty"
Batman:"there's no such word in my book"
"Bankcrupty"
Batman:"Tax Evasion''
not to be that guy, but Bats was a bankrupt for a while
@Hyp333R Joker War certainly wasn't that long ago. Tells me how many commenters actually read Batman comics. 😅
He said I already paid for this roast and the cleanup of your sorry ass after
God have mercy on Gotham if the symbiote ever bonded with Batman 😂😂
Imagine though a multiverse where Carnage bonded with the Batman who laughs lol.
@@TheIronWarlockXIII😲😱. . . dude. . . DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST CREATED!?
@@KurtChangeBringer369 I do... And may God help us all if that does happen.
Bully Wayne XD
@@TheIronWarlockXIIIHonestly? It'd make him weaker in some ways. TBWL is such a threat because it's Joker's madness with Batman's brilliance. The Carnage symbiote would influence him to be far less clever and would probably get him screwed over.
Welcome to Batman’s restaurant where you are the pork and he’s the chef 😂
IF YOU SMELL, WHAT THE BAT... IS COOKIN?
If Batman can cook he can cook 🥩🔥🧑🍳
RIP Professor Pyg
Haram
Bat’s kitchen Hotter than Hells Kitchen with these roast
Batman violated the no kill code 10 times over with those roasts. 😂
Except for spider man as he would destroy Batman
if it's not his universe, his earth his gotham
doesn't count
not really
The fact that even two of the spiderman verses couldn't hold back the laughter against Doc Oct being roasted so hard that it counts as at least a double.
4:57 Spooderman's power level must be studied
it's over 9,000
HE IS THE FINAL BOSS
I’ve been stupefied
It's π. rather lowish, but endless.
Damn! Bats was showing no mercy on this one, he smoked everybody with relentless roasting.
@@daderowley4514 Bats even helped him with bankruptcy, Spidey’s number one enemy
@@KingUchiha391 He’s a philanthropist, he does good for others as he values others more than his own self. (This is more explained in Mask Of The Phantasm)
He is Vengeance
He is the Night
He is… BATMAN!!!
Except for Bully Maguire... That was a draw.
@@dranixrush3306 lmao yeah bully wasn't gonna go down easy. Man is a menace 😂
The fact he mention trunks is funny.
“🥷🏾Ninjas call me the drink 😭”
@@asadcoltes5020they call him the what?!
@@asadcoltes5020Vegeta the cup🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@Hater1average cause he is my father 🔥
@@Haybill1224 wouldn't that make bulma the straw
“How would Batman handle Paul?”
-Paul is not even worth prep-time.
4:21 of course Bully Maguire is the only one who can stand up to Batz
Batman smoked every villain effortlessly while having the chef hat is the best part.
Damn it!! Even Spooderman buried Rhino with that roast!!! 😂😂😂😂
4:30 Batman has Two Dragon Balls 7 stars on his chair each side
Rest in peace Kevin conroy
Bully always wins even against batman's prep time
He just misses the part where prep time is his problem
@@LanceLee-dh5pc he did put some dirt in batman's eye
But yet Batman eyes weren't blinded enough to through some more dirt into bully's eyes
That was so hilarious I can actually believe Spider-Man would say something like that.
4:06 then God have mercy on Gotham is wild XD
Not even god will go near earth
@@Seven7-f9k well except carnage who is a god in the comics so imagine that version of carnage and also batman merged
@@deanastephensosborne5604 my point still stands
0:36 Clearly you don't know about Ultimate Goblin who's literally a monster
If *any* Symbiote bonded with Batman we'd be screwed
Batman Who Laughs 2.0 or something WORSE?
@@KurtChangeBringer369 what about a Batman Who Laughs with Symbiote?
He will be more unstable = more easier to deal with
@@joqueropalhacox2 anger and madness, easier to deal
Fr, but if it’s Carnage we are cooked
5:10 NO BATMAN, DON'T DO THIS! THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH EVEN FOR YOU!😲😱
Lol, lmao, Batman roasted all the villains into oblivion as he was a professional roast master. 😎 😆😂🤣
0:12 Just another day at the office 🏢 for Batman...🦇 😂
This could very well be a Salute to Batman for having won a Star 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It would also be an Excellent Tribute to Kevin Conroy ✊🏻😢
I got rubber boots scarier than you!! Hahaha that roast made my day!!😂😂😂
4:52 bro can probably use toon force when he looks like that😂
4:06 if the old Spider-Carnage from de 90's Series was terrifying, I don't want to imagine what the Bat-Carnage would be capable of.
How about Batman who Laughs Carnage? That would be a sight to behold.
@@TheIronWarlockXIII yeah... We'll Batman using outdated info
Comic Carnage is comparable to a satan for symbiote his weakness to fire and sound are gone
Venom oh that mf now the king of black in the comic
(Seeing insomniac venom dosent have a fire weakness then we can rest assured Carnage there only have sound and that be hard to do seeing venom with sound are barely separating)
A batman who laugh bond with the satan of symbiote welp GG multiverse your cook
@@pedrojulianes8226 bro… Batman cannot even truly defeat Catwoman… Peter has no chance of truly doing so with Felicia… no way Bats is defeating her… and switching sides doesn’t truly count as a permanent defeat… the thieves are basically switching goals to accomplish…. Peter has arguably more experience with women than Batman counting all of their respective multiverse counterparts… if he could not, how the hell is Batman going to do so? Considering that Felicia actually has a former thief for a father… and learned all of the tools of the trade of stealing from a legendary professional thief himself… not happening.
@@TheIronWarlockXIIIit's... Literally just a more bloodthirsty Man who Jonks
Something that could possibly take on darkseid
3:46 "One punch and he'd be more crack than Humpty Dumpty"😂
5:02 "if i have no plan, theres no way i fail!" Ah logic😂.
"You're a walking beach."
Dayum. 💀
AMC "Previously on The Walking Beach" 🏖️
Even Batman the king of roasts himself mocks Doc Ock's haircut!!!
God Damn! I'm fucking dying of laughter! My ribs are hurting from laughing so much I actually feel bad for the villains now like DAMN! 🤣
2:24 DAMN!!! 😂
4:42 "I will just give you a positive idea and let you deal with it" 😂
This is the best one yet🤣🤣🤣
3:21 Happened before and he still came back
Different ib batman has the capital and connections to keep him locked up unless he illegally broke out I think about kingpin is he still works within the law so even if he's found guilty on something she's not found guilty on everything in which case is business can continue to run define him doing shady dealings
Your so good at putting them in character in roasts haha
1:16-1:26 *Sandman: COOKED!!! 🍳 NEXT!!!*
0:25-0:41 *Green Goblin: COOKED!!! 🍳 NEXT!!!*
4:39 bro said I’ll give him a positive idea and let him deal with it. Dead💀
0:59 I still wonder how no Spider-Man have thought of that yet 🤦♂️
Plot armor plus there's a chance that his nervous system gets toasted
Because plot and Spider-Man writers
After Bully Maguire roasts Batman about his dead parents Batman could’ve said says “the guy who also has dead parents who couldn’t even stop a thief who killed his uncle
Ok… this was unexpectedly fun 😅😁
The Batrosting is unstoppable 😂
The bat only needs to summon Trunks to defeat The Spot!! Lol!!
Lol Batman my man ! 1:28 I feel bad for Venom
Bro batman will just buy all the villains, he is sooo freakin rich.
0:01 mayday parker playing with miguel is so funny and cute
Nice touch with that DBZ reference. I was not expecting that.
This the most he’s smiled ever
Yall did not need to violate my bro Otto like that
Miguel: You sound like you know what you're doing Bats, telling us how to take down our villains, yet I can't for the love of peat fathom why you still can't take down the Joker.
Joker: Allow me to explain. Me and Batsy are actually in a relationship.
Spider Society: Wait, what?
Batman: Shut up Joker! Don't make this sound weirder than it actually is.
Joker: Oh come on Bats! We both know we're two sides of the same coin. We can't live with the other. Think about it... I give you the biggest challenges you have to overcome to save Gotham, and you end up being the hero for it, and I get the best shits and giggles whenever we tussle Batsy. Besides, I don't want to go down the level of a low brow criminal. Like it or not, we complete each other, Batman. So yeah, I'm here to stay, like a back itch you can't reach to scratch.
I like how batman respect bully maguire 🤙
The Miles "DAMN!!!/GODDAMN!!!" gets me everytime🤣
Okay, these are funny again! 🤣 Still wish you'd remember the hyphen.
1:39-1:56 *Venom & Symbiote Spider-Man: COOKED!!!* 🍳
You know the funniest thing is that most villains can beat with a gun like joker kingpin etc etc
*SPOODER-MAN* : "Well...there isch one perschshon Batman fearsch more than widdle-ol'-me."
*BATMAN* : "And who is that?"
*JOKER: "Batman, I-I, I caught a, I caught a little PokeMon. Do you wanna know what PokeMon I caught?"*
@@bridgerhibbert2993 I mean death battle did decide who would win between Batman and Spider-Man… Batman is not winning if Spider-Man ever truly goes rogue…
What Pokemon did you got, Joker?
@@AxelFeitz contrary to what you would most likely expect of me, Batsy, I have found… a Pokémon… that’s recently become… quite… infamous… to put it simply… I caught a Typhosion, Batman, I caught a Typhlosion…
Spooderman is too powerful he can raise up to a boundless beings 😂
The Meme just won't stay down!
Bruh, next week, have Bully Lowenthal slap Miles and then he turns into the Prowler. Watch how he roasts everyone... Especially Paul.
0:54-1:03 *DOCTOR OCTOPUS: COOKED!!! 🍳 NEXT!!!*
Batman is once again the king of roast
'just a walking tank with the intelligence of a brick' had me dying lmao
Bro Batman is straight up slaughter spiderman villains ig he is the darkest knight
“What’s his power being thick?”
“He’s weakness cardio next”
Bro is spitting facts this reminds me of the time where Spiderman called him a balloon and Peter is the needle 😂❤
And with no hesitation too!
Tbh even with prep bats would likely still get killed by green goblin, venom and even sandman
“Wait they really sent them?” -batman probably, now financially backing the whole spiderverse
Maybe next time, if you have time, can you please add scream and lasher next to roast Mary Jane and Paul, please!!!! and thanks, man. You are the best, and I'm glad I subscribed!!!! And nice video!!!!😄😄😄😄💖💗💗💖💖💗💗💗
(Facepalms) Not only is this the movie version of Venom which isn't evil, Venom hasn't been a Spider-Man villain in decades. Heck Eddie is one Peter's main allies in the comics. As for Batman's supposed solutions, while weaker then it's comic counterpart, Movie!Venom has been separated from it's host before it didn't work. As for Symbiote Spider-Man, assuming it's the 616 version due to the mention of Paul, the comic version of the Venom symbiote has become far more resistant to sonics as time has gone on good luck with that. (Heck Symbiote Spider-Man even used that fact to take out Bedlam recently) Finally Carnage, (insert J Jonah meme) the guy grew in power to match the power of the King In Black, losing practically all of his weaknesses. Let me put this into perspective the power Carnage currently wields rivals that of the Beyonders who almost successfully destroyed the entire Marvel multiverse. The Bat Family would be slaughtered. So much for Bruce supposed preptime skills.
Bro, you're doing masterpieces. Keep it going
Batman was on a mission for this one ☠☠
Oh boy better call in Selina to dump Bruce at his wedding again.
Venom sounds strangely gentlemanly.
Dang those villian fell faster then bugs in bug bomb fog.
3:51
I have never heard such solid facts in my life
Bully Maguire being the only one to survive.
Batman should react to paul and mjs relationship next and roast paul like a turkey with bully lowenthal and bully maguire
Dude, please....those are great roasts, let's not waste them on that mistake!
@@KurtChangeBringer369 yeah your right
"Oh look, it's Juggernaut's dumber cousin"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
peter with symbiote suit thinking he can out roast batman 1:55
But can he?
Cause he can?
That mister negative got me dying 😂😂😂
4:09 A little close quarters combat (CQC) with Bully Maguire, love to see it. Like Shredder vs Batman but with words.
I could listen this video all day. Batman was brutal here and Kevin's voice is pure gold.
You should do Avengers vs JL next. I would pay good money to watch Bruce and Tony swap bars and barbs. Black Panther would also be a straight menace.
Controlling Batman is Impossible, Simbiotes asking for someone to Save them.
Batman be cooking
@darkshadowx803 and Spider-Man needs powers to win
@darkshadowx803 and Batman has one physical battles without his brain
@@Sigmabeta-lg7fj keep coping
@darkshadowx803Womp womp
3:56 didnt Carnage turn into a god in the comics?
I look forward to these more and more every week 😂.
4:05 Not Nightwing crying happy tears and Red Robin looking like a gremlin
This is my new favorite channel I swear to God. Me and both my sons over here dying
I think this video has a happier ending then any of the ones where paul gets roasted into oblivion, i could be wrong though...
“ his weakness…..cardio “
Hahah that one got me lol 😂 I feel called out hahaha 😂 😂😂😂
2:12 That was disgusting.
Yeah, having the resources to do all that is a pretty neat shortcut. Peter is almost always bankrupt, and even when he isn't, Marvel's editors throw some other bull his way so he can't deal with things effectively. Otto had sort of the right idea, but wrong execution. And then his little easter egg bankrupted Peter again, proving that Marvel only knows how to keep Pete unhappy. The man deserves rest.
White Electro, but he has the voice of Teen Titans Cyborg. 😂
when they asked who was his greatest villain that he feared, i said "bane?", but it turned out to be spooder-man. lol
@@kevinskywalker5539 nah, there’s one more… Alfred… enough said…
J E S U S . . . . . that's was SAVAGE 😂💯
Damn they really put the Batman who Cooks to roast the shit out of them huh
So far the most creative AI Content on the platform. Good prompts buddy 💪
nah These Was a crazy One 😂😂😂😂😂
Batman cooked them faster than some random food at a barbecue 😂😂😂
0:30 Dang, the Dark Knight is striking Gobby where it most hurt, his self-esteem.
No need prep time for Green Goblin : Goblin Slayer is the solution.
But goblin slayer needs 1 day of preptime himself.
Batman roasting all of Spidey's villains.
This man got a
Plan for everyone and everything
but not his wedding 😉
Mysterio being more cracked than Humpty Dumpty got me. I wasn't expecting that.
Batman and Bully Maguire 🤝 the duo we never knew we needed
Batman should opened his restaurant