Yeah Rob Schneider is just worth 30 million which is more than 50 cent, Marilyn Manson and Nick Cage among others. Who's that guy to talk about anything? At least he doesn't have to copy and paste comments.
@@cityhawk I know what "you" were getting at but the point I was making is that A/ Rob Schneider is a pretty successful actor thus his opinion may carry some weight and B/ you're an unoriginal prick who copy and pastes comments you've read on similar videos to fish for likes because likes make unoriginal insecure pricks feel gooood. See? You're the one in need of explainations here, but even that you manage to project.
@@jondojondo5115 There’s a pretty big difference between them. Trump is a arrogant asshole, but overall harmless, and does have redeeming qualities. Steven Seagal is a fat bastard who lied his way to the top, and is always trying to keep his remaining fame, which is barely anything.
@Topside’s Cinecade Then how come WW3 hasn’t happened? Not sure if Seagal could cause it, but knowing him he would probably do something and f*ck everything up.
You left out a great story. Apparently at a party at Stallones place, Sly tried to set up a fight between Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven, because Steven had been publicly trashing JCVD. He brought both men outside, JVCD was ready to throw down right there (because he has a very impressive *actual* fight record and Steven is a track record against Aikido sycophants) and Steven made up a bullshit excuse and immediately left. lol.
It was Van Damme who challenged Seagal after getting tired of his bullshit. Seagal left Stallone's house and went to a nightclub, Van Damme tracked him down to challenged him again, but Seagal had previously paid the bouncer to let him know if Van Damme showed up at the nightclub so he could disappeared before Van Damme confronted him.
I just can't help but love the fact that every time Steven punched someone in a movie, there was a guy beside the camera smacking two wooden blocks together🤣🤣🤣
@Epic Rhino Films what are you talking about he was not wrong he clearl held some intel about this cockfighting guy from his former CIA days man he probably single-handed drone-striked what was left of the house after the hit and run with the tank to save america from a greater evil how ddare you to say that steven was in the wrong you'll be reported to the closest inquisitor
I was watching this video and decided to scroll through comments and I saw this comment and laughed and just when I was about like the comment it was already liked by me and I thought to myself that I saw this video sometime and liked it the first time and again came here for my love of steven seagull and I cant stop myself laughing again! 😄😂
I agree. Its like Malcolm in the Middle. How do you forget you're playing a character...probably because it's ALL FAKE. The marriages, scandals, kids, clothes, and with mask it's easier now than ever. Every generation before Millennials is stupider and stupider. If you don't believe me, look at Trending on TH-cam.
when someone's on a long winning streak it get's to them. you see it happen in poker all the time. we might say that when people win for a long enough time, they always put their luck further down the river, so they're fucked when it's time to go upstream.
The problem is Steven Seagal is one of the nicest guys ever. He's incredibly humble and kind hearted. He just never breaks character. He's been in character since 1985 and hasn't dropped it once. Truly one of the most prolific method actors of our time
What's even funnier is that sometimes it's not even a "former special ops", but an active one... with a belly that Mancubus from Doom would be jealous of.
well tbh, they don't really hit each other, but the stunt they pull while being built like freakin' fridges is no small feat. same goes for the lucha libre or japanese wrestling, the kind of stunts those guys pull right in front of the audience are freakin' impressive. they'll be the first to say they are entertainers, but that being said i think some of them would hold their own against a martial artist or better yet in a street fight. also it's far more dangerous than one would think, many broke their neck on a wrestling ring. so as fake as the fights themselve are, the performers themselve still deserve respect imho.
SlCKB0Y 100% finally someone talking facts! People say wrestling is fake. Well yeah so is a movie or TV series? Professional wrestling is dangerous the bumps they take when they fall on the ring just one of them is painful for a common man. Thanks for this comment!
There’s the Tom Arnold story he tells about waiting around for Segal to show up on set. He shows up late and says “Sorry I’m late. I was just reading the best script I’ve ever read in my life…” Tom Arnold: “Wow, really?? Who wrote it??” Segal: “I did.”
Nothing happened to Steven Seagal. He carried on being Steven Seagal. Even after everyone else realized Steven Seagal was a joke, he doubled down on being Steven Seagal. To this day, he's still Steven Seagal.
He had a really good run. He had a string of awesome movies. He was that next tough guy in the movies, the next martial arts actor. At some point, it loses its originality. This documentary attempted to play both ends but was mostly aimed at attacking Seagal. Some of the movies the lib narrator attempted to ridicule were really good movies. On Deadly Ground, Under Siege, Under Siege 2, all good movies. Fire Down Below, yeah, Steven Seagal doesn’t exactly have stage presence or the guitar guy image. But he plays, awkward-looking but who cares? And was another good movie. He’s had a successful career. As for being buddies with Putin? Supporting Trump? Good! He’s not a propaganda freak and dumb liberal. He’s not some transgender. That’s someone who’s be in Biden and Obama’s circle. It why go to Russia in 2016 and miss out on Americas last few years of a traditional America? Besides, I don’t care what people’s personal experiences with him were. He had some kick ass movies!
@@MedievalFolkDance and you took a vaccine, wore a mask on top of it, got Covid anyway, thought you’d be more sick of not for your shot (and booster), blamed the unvaxxed for getting you sick, and will do it all over again. But I’m wrong, right? I’m not wrong.
I love Tommy Lee John's. Rhodes Scholar, shared dorm room at Harvard with Kriss Krissofferson. Not one roll, where he. Ceases to becomes himself, and becomes the role
This feels like Tommy Lee Jones hate and I will not stand for that, Tommy Lee Jones is awesome. Men In Black, The Fugitive, No Country For Old Men, Captain America, etc. Dude's great.
I'll never forget seeing him try to play guitar with the Allman brothers at Jazz Fest in New Orleans. In the middle of a song he walks out with his guitar and starts trying to join in. The band was openly upset and if you paid attention you could tell that they turned off the sound of his guitar. But he was clueless and that he was really adding something to the song. It was hilarious!
He simply got old but refused to retire. Most likely as he got older he stopped training his body too, and the diet he was used to started fattening him.
I tried "watching" some of his recent movies. It's bizarre how he does action now. Often, he's billed as the main character when its usually a younger actor who is doing a majority the aggressive choreography work. In most scenes, he sits down. And the camera uses badly edited close shots of him doing kung fu strikes instead of the aikido he was known for.
Honestly, if Steven had just retired in the late 90s, early 2000s, he would have been more well received. Instead he gains a bunch of weight (and ego) while barely upping his acting skill, so now he's basically a meme
@@quakethedoombringer Probably the mafia racketeering shit, he can't stop. But without mafia shit probably we won't even know his name. Free things usually are just things with price that you aren't aware of, when someone gives you an overly excellent offer, better be quick to ask him "how you gonna exploit me later?".
When I was a young kid, I asked my father "hey, dad. We own a lot of movies, why dont we own any of Steven Seagal movies?" His answer was "I dont like women trying to be men."
It would be a 2 hour long explosion that started in the opening credits and kept going until the end. The 3D version would be a huge hit with today's audience.
He's Putin s second pawn !Humpty trumpty is Putin's main pawn!Thank God Putin won't have Biden as his puppet! It took four years to get Humpty trumpty out but finally he's gone!Lock him up!
Steven Seagal was my childhood action hero me and my dad used to watch his movies in the theaters and at home all the time I had all the toys I wanted to be just like him thank goodness that ended up not happening
It sounds like Steven has many unique talents but being in a sketch with Chris Farley and making it completely not funny or entertaining that is absolutely the work of master!
Nah, he's actually been doing it ever since Above The Law, ..."You Guys think you're Above The Law, - Well you ain't above mine!!" - He likes to try and sound as mean and pissed as Clint Eastwood when he's playing Dirty Harry!!
I did some fighting in my younger years officially and unofficially also trained in martial arts but all the guys I knew that were absolute badasses for sure were some of the most humble nicest people you would ever meet in your life Steven could have totally changed his entire life by acting completely opposite that he did. As a badass I grew up with always said if you have the fastest car in town you don't need to race
@@brianmarchand6116 Wow, *thought I was the only one in the world who saw that .. ..always figured it was a bit odd that his face was the key selling point.
@@mikeh5635 shit; that's exactly what the television narrator used to say when he was the 'night's entertainment feature' ...never anyone else; not even Sean Connery.
Asking "what happened" insinuates something has changed. He been the same person his whole life, out just so happens he got made to look good by competent directors and co-stars.
I used to a big Steven Seagal fan, he was also one of my father's (rest his soul) favorite action heroes, too bad how his ego and toxic attitude basically ruined his career.
The Chris Farley documentary "I am Chris Farley" I think it is called.....it's wonderful, obviously very sad : ( ... Chris really was a wonderful person, life of the party, but ultimately completely insecure.
@@Psilocybin77 I remember a story about him in his hometown of somewhere!everybody was happy that he was there, as the night went on he got more wasted by the minute, till he wanted to go up on stage and do a bit!everybody told him Not to!he went on anyway and bombed completely!his ego took a dive after that, so he wanted to drink it away that night but still partied just as hard weeks after that!
There was always something off about this guy. When I was younger, I used to like all those action movies by Stalone, Arnold, Van Danne, etc. I just didn't like anything this guy was on. Every scene was he just killing someone, kicking someone ass, breaking bones, and never in any danger or challenged, now that I think about it, is why his movies were so boring. Everything was just setup to feed his ego, to make him look good, and I can't even say that he was even a good actor, because this guy can't act.
Against the Dark is one of my personal favourites! Recycled shots of them walking past the same wall in the hospital, ridiculous speeches, absolutely hilarious
And they film Seagal at fights only from the waist up so he can look good slashing with a sword. They basically hired a young guy to do all the impressive stuff...
You forgot to mention that Exit Wounds has the greatest Seagal moment in history when he stands up at the anger management workshop and says "You see this face? This is a happy face." To this day I want to know if this was an intentional joke about Seagal's acting chops, because iif it was, t would mean that Seagal himself was the only one who wasn't in on it, and I can't quite put into words how much I love that idea.
I never really bought it, especially because of his strange "stiff" acting that Steven used in every single one of his movies. If you thought that his persona was badass even then, there's probably something wrong with you for sure. There was nothing interesting in his repetitive, mediocre-at-best action movies and his arrogant and egoistic character. At least it fit the Hollywood I guess which isn't a flex but Steven is one of the examples how corrupted that movie industry is
@@MaximRecoil agreed everything he did after under siege was absolutely GARBAGE 🗑 dude is almost forgotten today to the point that has has become a punchline, but spent many years bad mouthing a lot of people in Hollywood so in a way he brought it on himself.
I think to this day my favorite Segall joke borrowed a Patti and Selma clip from The Simpsons. A DTV Segall movie had him do one of those Batman disappearances that bad action movies like to do and then the Simpsons clip played "It's like he disappeared into fat air"
@Some Random Guy, his martial arts skills are bullshit too, so much so that _nobody_ in the martial arts community or the MMA community respects him anymore.
I'm a Steven Seagal fan but I still enjoyed this video. It's very funny. I shall always remember him for his early films. They were terrific. What a fall from grace.
That stuntman was Judo Gene Labell a legitimate grappling legend. Who's won world championships and trained Olympians. Segall was a moron for picking the fight in the first place.
You never really explained the real reason he was pushed out of Hollywood. He had a personal vendetta with Aaron Norris, screenwriter/producer/brother to one of the biggest action stars of the time. No director/producer worth anything would be apart of him after he went for the beard.
The last Steven Seagal movie I actually watched in cinema was "the Glimmer man". It was obvious that his ego was getting the better of him, that he must play a "Marty Stu" character + he tried very hard to conceal that he was getting fat with big jackets or similar.
Steven Seagal knows aikido, judo, brazilian jiu-jitsu, taekwondo, karate, boxing, and many more dangerous words.
He taught Anderson Silva that Ft kick ko too!!!
He also knows the art of fridge raiding!
😂
Let's not forget Kung-Food.
😂
You’ve hit rock bottom when Rob Schneider makes fun of your career.
I guess you didn’t like The Animal
Yeah Rob Schneider is just worth 30 million which is more than 50 cent, Marilyn Manson and Nick Cage among others. Who's that guy to talk about anything? At least he doesn't have to copy and paste comments.
@@Gonken88 I wasn’t talking about Rob’s finances, I was talking about his movie choices. Does every joke have to be explained now?!
@@cityhawk I know what "you" were getting at but the point I was making is that A/ Rob Schneider is a pretty successful actor thus his opinion may carry some weight and B/ you're an unoriginal prick who copy and pastes comments you've read on similar videos to fish for likes because likes make unoriginal insecure pricks feel gooood. See? You're the one in need of explainations here, but even that you manage to project.
It's the funniest Rob Schneider has been in ages
There should be a Steven Segal GTA mod, you're walking down the street and everyone who you come in contact with, they start doing Akido flips.
Priceless...
YEEEESSSSSSSS
Hell yeah 🤣
Hahaha this is a mod I could get behind
I do love the Seagal Aikido clothesline.
Wow, Machete 2 had Steven Seagal, Amber Heard and Charlie Sheen, how it was possible to fit those 3 egos in one movie is a miracle
3 💩 in a Row
@@Gioachina0279 holly macaroni 🤣🤣🤣
Would that makes "Two and Half Men"
He's the living proof of how far a conman can come in this world.
Right after Trump, hes second.
Look who he is friends with one of the biggest grifters ever former president Cheeto McCheese.
@@jondojondo5115 There’s a pretty big difference between them. Trump is a arrogant asshole, but overall harmless, and does have redeeming qualities. Steven Seagal is a fat bastard who lied his way to the top, and is always trying to keep his remaining fame, which is barely anything.
And you’d be remembered poorly because of it
@Topside’s Cinecade Then how come WW3 hasn’t happened? Not sure if Seagal could cause it, but knowing him he would probably do something and f*ck everything up.
Damn ... Steven kicked that guy so hard he fell through the window 14 times!
you counted! :D
Broke space and time so bad, dude was having a Groundhog Day experience for those seconds.
It's like that Johnny Cage fatality that uppercuts the head off 3 times on mortal Kombat 2
You left out a great story. Apparently at a party at Stallones place, Sly tried to set up a fight between Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven, because Steven had been publicly trashing JCVD. He brought both men outside, JVCD was ready to throw down right there (because he has a very impressive *actual* fight record and Steven is a track record against Aikido sycophants) and Steven made up a bullshit excuse and immediately left. lol.
It was Van Damme who challenged Seagal after getting tired of his bullshit. Seagal left Stallone's house and went to a nightclub, Van Damme tracked him down to challenged him again, but Seagal had previously paid the bouncer to let him know if Van Damme showed up at the nightclub so he could disappeared before Van Damme confronted him.
Lmao. This dude
@@deerlord2363 thats so pathetic
And the one where he walked off the set of Exit Wounds. He sauntered through a door that dropped him off into the ocean
Steven Seagal is Hollywoods very own Big Ed. AND YOU CAN'T GO LOWER THAN BIG ED!!!
I just can't help but love the fact that every time Steven punched someone in a movie, there was a guy beside the camera smacking two wooden blocks together🤣🤣🤣
"He killed a puppy... with a tank .... At a cockfight."
I freaking died.
@Epic Rhino Films what are you talking about he was not wrong he clearl held some intel about this cockfighting guy from his former CIA days man he probably single-handed drone-striked what was left of the house after the hit and run with the tank to save america from a greater evil how ddare you to say that steven was in the wrong you'll be reported to the closest inquisitor
I thought you made that part up. Then i finnished the video. You cant make this shit up. What a personality haha
@@SkokingProductions same!
I died too He needed a tank to kill a puppy cos he cant fit in a car too many jam donuts
Well do u honestly think that local law enforcement seriously going to take a celebrity an film crew to a extremely dangerous gun raid
Seagal was so good CIA agent that even CIA didn't know about his secret missions
I always feel better about myself after watching Steven Seagal documentaries
what about nicholas cage? those 2 are same level of ass acting.
The only reason to watch them
avoid being like him and you can't go far wrong.
I was watching this video and decided to scroll through comments and I saw this comment and laughed and just when I was about like the comment it was already liked by me and I thought to myself that I saw this video sometime and liked it the first time and again came here for my love of steven seagull and I cant stop myself laughing again! 😄😂
How? Yeah hes a living meme at this point, but he has like a bajillion dollars. You probably dont have a bajillion dollars.
Rumour has it he's working on his new 🎥 "Out to the Buffet" 😁 it's the sequel we never knew we needed for "Out for Justice" 😂
Featuring pork chops
Steven Seagull IS Mason Buffetsmasher IN........Hard To Grill.
@@stevebell4853 😁😁😂😂
@@corygriffiths4394 Don't forget the Apple Sauce 😁😁😀😀
The problem with Steven Seagal, he bought into his movie persona.
I agree. Its like Malcolm in the Middle. How do you forget you're playing a character...probably because it's ALL FAKE. The marriages, scandals, kids, clothes, and with mask it's easier now than ever. Every generation before Millennials is stupider and stupider. If you don't believe me, look at Trending on TH-cam.
He's the world's greatest methodist actor, and he's fooled us all!
@@yucansuckadee8930 Oh snap!!! Say it like it is!
I think he had that persona even before the movies, so in the movies he was just being himself, at least what he thought he is.
when someone's on a long winning streak it get's to them. you see it happen in poker all the time. we might say that when people win for a long enough time, they always put their luck further down the river, so they're fucked when it's time to go upstream.
The only actor whose hair actually got thicker with age...
And remember he's not only the hair club president he's also a member.
Its thicker cos he drinks lightning bolt drink.
@@zdravkomomci7570 I would love to see a before/after picture on his stomach when he started to drink lightning bolt :)
and William Shatner? Elton John? John Travolta?
@@jyesucevitz yeah well at least they didnt color in a "V" shaped hairline with a black sharpie.
The problem is Steven Seagal is one of the nicest guys ever. He's incredibly humble and kind hearted. He just never breaks character. He's been in character since 1985 and hasn't dropped it once. Truly one of the most prolific method actors of our time
Had me in the first half, ngl
idk if beating your family up is included in being humble.
Is this Tom Arnold?
You're funny.
I wanted to roast you but I was the one that 🔥 up bravo
Best thing to come out of Seagal's career, are the Space Ice videos on TH-cam
Who?
When he stabs the bloke with a corkscrew and says " that's for Bobby" . I'll never understand why he didn't say "Screw You!".
I hate a wasted pun!
LOL 🤣 that's a good one
@@deerlord2363 Don't encourage me lol
"Oops, I corked it."
Schwarzenegger would say it for sure.
@@UnitSe7en stick a cork in it Unit7!
Could you imagine Steven Seagal doing commentary on his movies?! Comedy Gold!
God i only wish this would happen!
Heck if he did, his sales would would explode!!
And by explode, i mean somebody might buy one of his movies.
I can’t understand him he mumbles too much
I wish he would do that, I would actually gladly pay for that, to gain insight into his deranged mind
Yea each scene would have a long back story of him kicking someone's ass
He would probably need a stunt double for that too.
Steven Seagal is like your dads 12th favorite action hero.
Lmao
Dude, embarassing as it is, he was probably his 2nd or 3rd favourite.👀😖😂
Yeah, my dad can only list his top 10, skips 11 then goes straight to segal at 12
I love that in every movie, Steven Plays some sort of special forces guy even though he is so badly out of shape
What's even funnier is that sometimes it's not even a "former special ops", but an active one... with a belly that Mancubus from Doom would be jealous of.
You guys shouldn't mock a Gravy SeAL that served on Meal Team 6.
@@geetee2694 Hahahaha
30 minutes of pure entertainment, which is 30 minutes more than any Straight to DVD movie Seagal has made.
Steven Seagal is the real life version of a 1980's wrestling heel still trying to make the general public think that wrestling is real.
well tbh, they don't really hit each other, but the stunt they pull while being built like freakin' fridges is no small feat.
same goes for the lucha libre or japanese wrestling, the kind of stunts those guys pull right in front of the audience are freakin' impressive.
they'll be the first to say they are entertainers, but that being said i think some of them would hold their own against a martial artist or better yet in a street fight.
also it's far more dangerous than one would think, many broke their neck on a wrestling ring.
so as fake as the fights themselve are, the performers themselve still deserve respect imho.
SlCKB0Y 100% finally someone talking facts! People say wrestling is fake. Well yeah so is a movie or TV series? Professional wrestling is dangerous the bumps they take when they fall on the ring just one of them is painful for a common man. Thanks for this comment!
Seagal reminds me of Ultimate warrior or Goldberg. They take themselves too seriously. They never break kayfabe.
@@jedite7503 Both Warrior and Goldberg would be squashed in under 30 seconds at the hands of Sensei Seagal!
@@McRascal wrestling is fake nekminute someone gets killed by choke slammed onto concrete🙄🙄🙄
There’s the Tom Arnold story he tells about waiting around for Segal to show up on set. He shows up late and says “Sorry I’m late. I was just reading the best script I’ve ever read in my life…”
Tom Arnold: “Wow, really?? Who wrote it??”
Segal: “I did.”
Obviously Tom Arnold has no sense of humor
Didn’t Rob Schneider tell that story in the video
@@benjizucker6091 yuh
So humble
That back break over Stevens knee then head first throw down that elevator shaft was friggin sick man haha ! 😂😂😂
I really wish Steven Seagal sees this. He really needs to see this.
Even if he watches this, he won't see it
He needs to see the Cumtown guys roast him
He would be still an arrogant person. He thinks is a god
@@Locadel2003 he's a fuckboy
@@Locadel2003 So true.
Nothing happened to Steven Seagal. He carried on being Steven Seagal. Even after everyone else realized Steven Seagal was a joke, he doubled down on being Steven Seagal. To this day, he's still Steven Seagal.
He had a really good run. He had a string of awesome movies. He was that next tough guy in the movies, the next martial arts actor. At some point, it loses its originality. This documentary attempted to play both ends but was mostly aimed at attacking Seagal. Some of the movies the lib narrator attempted to ridicule were really good movies. On Deadly Ground, Under Siege, Under Siege 2, all good movies. Fire Down Below, yeah, Steven Seagal doesn’t exactly have stage presence or the guitar guy image. But he plays, awkward-looking but who cares? And was another good movie.
He’s had a successful career.
As for being buddies with Putin? Supporting Trump? Good! He’s not a propaganda freak and dumb liberal. He’s not some transgender. That’s someone who’s be in Biden and Obama’s circle. It why go to Russia in 2016 and miss out on Americas last few years of a traditional America?
Besides, I don’t care what people’s personal experiences with him were. He had some kick ass movies!
@@one80srocker89 You're wrong.
@@MedievalFolkDance and you took a vaccine, wore a mask on top of it, got Covid anyway, thought you’d be more sick of not for your shot (and booster), blamed the unvaxxed for getting you sick, and will do it all over again. But I’m wrong, right?
I’m not wrong.
Greatest actor ever! This man hasn’t broke character for 30+ years
"We disagree" - Gypsies.
Im hoping one day he is going to say "My whole persona was all just an act" This is the real me.
@@danw1374 yeah but that will be an act too. I don’t think there is a real Seagal anymore
He's a great actor.
It's not easy to pretend to be a great martial artist for the majority of his life.😊😊😊😊
Hahahahaha
Fuzzy face DOUGHNUT 🍩😂 HAD ME ROLLING
"a fictional book based on reality" , the best thing I heard after a long while
Bloody unreal clip. I didn't plan to watch more than 5 minutes but damm so good it made me watch the whole 30 mins. Good on ya mate great effort.
Same! 😅👏👏👏👏
Steven Seagall's best work is on South Park.
Steven Seaboomboom
@@JRSRLN steven is lame and old
@@Chuked invest crypto
21:45 "Urban Justice" LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Tommy Lee Jones is the nice actor in your movie and he's playing a villain, you're in serious trouble.
He was actually a villain in Batman Forever, Mechanic Resurrection & The fugitive
Under Siege made me go back and pay more attention to his older flicks. I really did write TLJ off in the mid 80's
@@WooHoo-itsGaryGnu I think my favorite Jones movie might actually be from the mid 1980s, River Rat.
I love Tommy Lee John's. Rhodes Scholar, shared dorm room at Harvard with Kriss Krissofferson. Not one roll, where he. Ceases to becomes himself, and becomes the role
This feels like Tommy Lee Jones hate and I will not stand for that, Tommy Lee Jones is awesome. Men In Black, The Fugitive, No Country For Old Men, Captain America, etc. Dude's great.
These days, he's always an ex-Special Force in films 🤣
Actually a lonely ex only...
These days? 😋😂
There's something particularly sad and pathetic about that man desperately trying to live out his fantasies...
these days?
dude.........that's EVERY character he plays.
Steven Seagul may actually be Frank Dux in disguise. Look up that guy. He makes Seagull's claims sound realistic and logical.
I'll never forget seeing him try to play guitar with the Allman brothers at Jazz Fest in New Orleans. In the middle of a song he walks out with his guitar and starts trying to join in. The band was openly upset and if you paid attention you could tell that they turned off the sound of his guitar. But he was clueless and that he was really adding something to the song. It was hilarious!
I’d love to see a video clip of that.
@@aldobarovero1714 It was before everyone had a cell phone with a camera. I wish I had one then. It was epic.
Still only comes in 2nd place. 1st is when Yoko Ono got cut when Lennon was jamming with Chuck Berry. lol
Nicholas Cage trying not to laugh at the Seagul burn is probably his best acting in his career no cap
At least Nic knows what a meme he is and has embraced it
He simply got old but refused to retire. Most likely as he got older he stopped training his body too, and the diet he was used to started fattening him.
Yeah, too much Pizza!🍕😌
I tried "watching" some of his recent movies. It's bizarre how he does action now. Often, he's billed as the main character when its usually a younger actor who is doing a majority the aggressive choreography work. In most scenes, he sits down. And the camera uses badly edited close shots of him doing kung fu strikes instead of the aikido he was known for.
Honestly, if Steven had just retired in the late 90s, early 2000s, he would have been more well received. Instead he gains a bunch of weight (and ego) while barely upping his acting skill, so now he's basically a meme
@@quakethedoombringer if Fire Down Below was his last movie he'd have gone off into the sunset with respect. 10 year old me loved that movie.
@@quakethedoombringer Probably the mafia racketeering shit, he can't stop. But without mafia shit probably we won't even know his name.
Free things usually are just things with price that you aren't aware of, when someone gives you an overly excellent offer, better be quick to ask him "how you gonna exploit me later?".
When I was a young kid, I asked my father "hey, dad. We own a lot of movies, why dont we own any of Steven Seagal movies?" His answer was "I dont like women trying to be men."
Your dad was jealous of Seagal’s amazing athleticism and gorgeous ponytail.
@@Nameless_h_007 LOL 🤣
Wise man.
@@Nameless_h_007 lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the funniest comment ever!!!
Every movie he's in is basically the same movie.
Yep. And he plays the same character, in every one of them.
I can sadly agree with this. After my dad made me watch nearly all of them 😂
For something different, shaw brothers needed
Like 70% of actors in Hollywood
You ain't lying.... I swear I watched 3 movies in 2011 and I was like wait.... Did they use the same fight scene? Lol
I think you meant to say "That's right, Steven is a deetdadee." 😂
Imagine if Steven and Micheal Bay make a film together “explosions everywhere”
That idea itself was explosive.
if it's a Seagal movie then the title needs to be 3 worded, like "Big Explosions Everywhere"
Also some jazz guitar scenes.
It would be a 2 hour long explosion that started in the opening credits and kept going until the end. The 3D version would be a huge hit with today's audience.
Lol. When I googled Steven Seagal it says that he is a 'Special emissary for the American-Russian humanitarian relations'. I kid you not.
I'm beginning to suspect he was just a pawn in Putin's plan of worldwide trolling...
He's the Dennis Rodman to Putin's Kim.
He's Putin s second pawn !Humpty trumpty is Putin's main pawn!Thank God Putin won't have Biden as his puppet! It took four years to get Humpty trumpty out but finally he's gone!Lock him up!
Sooo..hes a go between messenger boy..
@@angelajohnson6659 Political much? Geez, this video has nothing to do with Trump/ Biden!
I’ve aged myself in this way: I’m old enough to remember being excited for Seagal & Schwarzenegger movies.
Steven Seagal was my childhood action hero me and my dad used to watch his movies in the theaters and at home all the time I had all the toys I wanted to be just like him thank goodness that ended up not happening
It sounds like Steven has many unique talents but being in a sketch with Chris Farley and making it completely not funny or entertaining that is absolutely the work of master!
I don't find SNL funny anymore. It was much better with Belushi and that group -Gilda Radner, etc.
Where's Steven at today: he broke his wrist karate chopping a 20 piece chicken basket at KFC filming license to eat
😂😂 You can take that to the Bank
His characters name was....
Big Crunch.
@@steveleslie2170 😆 🤣
OMG, that's friggin' hilarious.
You should’ve told him that to his face when he was younger
Under Siege was a badass movie, because of Tommy Lee
Disagree, I think it was because of the chick in the cake
@@maverickrhodes9892 Erika Eleniak
William Wyler directed the big country 1958 with Charles bickford Chuck Connors Burl Ives Gregory peck charlton Heston jean Simmons
Gary Busey, Tommy Lee, and Colm Meaney def. safe the movie. Seagal's role in the movie was kinda eh
Love this narration
Segal has been whispering ever since he was looking for Richie to find out why he killed Bobby Lupo
Nah, he's actually been doing it ever since Above The Law, ..."You Guys think you're Above The Law, - Well you ain't above mine!!" - He likes to try and sound as mean and pissed as Clint Eastwood when he's playing Dirty Harry!!
Yo Sticks. Poke his eye out, poke his fucking eye out.
I did some fighting in my younger years officially and unofficially also trained in martial arts but all the guys I knew that were absolute badasses for sure were some of the most humble nicest people you would ever meet in your life Steven could have totally changed his entire life by acting completely opposite that he did. As a badass I grew up with always said if you have the fastest car in town you don't need to race
The man who is literally the only face on all of his movie posters😂
In ninety nine percent of the posters he's either holding a gun or a machine gun lol
@@brianmarchand6116 Wow, *thought I was the only one in the world who saw that .. ..always figured it was a bit odd that his face was the key selling point.
And usually they photoshop his head on someone else's body or they shrink his body so he can look fit.
And he always *IS* the title. All his posters say Steven Seagal is Hard to Kill, Steven Seagal is Under Siege, etc
@@mikeh5635 shit; that's exactly what the television narrator used to say when he was the 'night's entertainment feature' ...never anyone else; not even Sean Connery.
Best quality bio-doc I've ever seen. Truly witty.
Steven Seagal is an inspiration to Steven Seagal and Steven Seagal alone.
Not true.
I'd bet a lot of real garbage Dudes wanted
to be just like him.
He literally gets fatter every morning. In some movies he gets fatter during the movie. Look at Under Siege, he's chunkier by the end.
Literally laughed so hard at your comment I snorted 💀
This was super funny.
This had me pissing myself
He got fatter between Executive Decision and The Glimmer Man, despite being released in the same year. His gut expanded in The Glimmer Man.
@@MoskHotel his gut saw bigger growth than his career
"911, what's your emergency?"
"There's a guy here in a red suit, I think he may be hurt...".
Asking "what happened" insinuates something has changed. He been the same person his whole life, out just so happens he got made to look good by competent directors and co-stars.
I used to a big Steven Seagal fan, he was also one of my father's (rest his soul) favorite action heroes, too bad how his ego and toxic attitude basically ruined his career.
Steven Segal was the death knell of those entertaining and absurd 80s action films that have all the character that Steven Segal films entirely lack.
seagal was cool when I was a kid until I grew older and now I’m like wtf did I watch? Lol.
He's Definitely not that over weight, there's a lot of people over weight!!!
Same
That meeting with the mob, you left out the part where Segal started crying!
How we know the world is unfair. We lose Chris Farley and Steven Segal is still here.
The Chris Farley documentary "I am Chris Farley" I think it is called.....it's wonderful, obviously very sad : ( ... Chris really was a wonderful person, life of the party, but ultimately completely insecure.
@@Psilocybin77 thanks I’ll look that up!
Oh man.
@@Psilocybin77 I remember a story about him in his hometown of somewhere!everybody was happy that he was there, as the night went on he got more wasted by the minute, till he wanted to go up on stage and do a bit!everybody told him Not to!he went on anyway and bombed completely!his ego took a dive after that, so he wanted to drink it away that night but still partied just as hard weeks after that!
You DON'T wish anyone Dead just because Steven Seagal is alive, that's Cruel, Chris Farley supposedly died of drugs! 😠😧
Steven Seagal has a new movie titled: Enter the Buffet
who's the villain?
@@bringsik100 Diabetes.
The sequel: Into the shitter
I would honestly see that movie
his mortal enemy, Lettuce..
OMG....This video was gold. That straight-to-video montage was hilarious and cringe asf. This dude is like a living parody of himself. 🤣🤣🤣
Exaclty 😂
21:32-22:21
🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
His Brooklyn accent was pathetic.
He is Donald Trump part deux, just less gobby! Both with highly over-inflated sense of self and ego. Lol
@@grace4551 Trump is actually very cool in person and Trump actually accomplished something with his life
There was always something off about this guy. When I was younger, I used to like all those action movies by Stalone, Arnold, Van Danne, etc. I just didn't like anything this guy was on. Every scene was he just killing someone, kicking someone ass, breaking bones, and never in any danger or challenged, now that I think about it, is why his movies were so boring. Everything was just setup to feed his ego, to make him look good, and I can't even say that he was even a good actor, because this guy can't act.
@Luca Augment Yeah, he did! LOL! But Jones is a seriously good academic actor, he would make things work.
You forgot the best way to experience Steven Seagal at his finest. Straight to Audio.
Against the Dark is one of my personal favourites! Recycled shots of them walking past the same wall in the hospital, ridiculous speeches, absolutely hilarious
You make me curious!
Hahahaha , ' my name is Tao' .... What a joke
And they film Seagal at fights only from the waist up so he can look good slashing with a sword. They basically hired a young guy to do all the impressive stuff...
5:41 Look at how he runs man 😂😂😂😂
John Leguizamo confirms that Steven Seagal runs like a bitch. Lmao!
Great video! ❤️❤️
We need to call John Wick right now Steven Seagal cannot get away with this.
You forgot to mention that Exit Wounds has the greatest Seagal moment in history when he stands up at the anger management workshop and says "You see this face? This is a happy face." To this day I want to know if this was an intentional joke about Seagal's acting chops, because iif it was, t would mean that Seagal himself was the only one who wasn't in on it, and I can't quite put into words how much I love that idea.
Do you remember those days when we thought "WOW! Steven Seagal is an awesome fighter?" How luck are we that our brains have developed since then.
Haha I remember when Steven segal was a good fighter, I was like this guy kicks ass
No, I never did. I couldn't, because I never was able to get past the bad acting enough to be drawn in so I'd forget it was all choreographed.
I never really bought it, especially because of his strange "stiff" acting that Steven used in every single one of his movies. If you thought that his persona was badass even then, there's probably something wrong with you for sure. There was nothing interesting in his repetitive, mediocre-at-best action movies and his arrogant and egoistic character. At least it fit the Hollywood I guess which isn't a flex but Steven is one of the examples how corrupted that movie industry is
"The Warner Brothers.... and their sister Dot.." thanks for that my good man 🤣👏🏾👏🏾
Here's a quote worth remembering - "Narcissus weeps when his image doesn't return his love" : Mason Cooley (1927 - 2002) - it definitely applies here.
Seagal had a solid run from 1988 to 2001. After 2001, he lost it.
'88 to '92; 5 decent movies. Everything he did after _Under Siege_ was garbage.
@@MaximRecoil agreed everything he did after under siege was absolutely GARBAGE 🗑 dude is almost forgotten today to the point that has has become a punchline, but spent many years bad mouthing a lot of people in Hollywood so in a way he brought it on himself.
Thats the time when I couldnt get through to finish watching his movies always fall asleep at the start cos their so interesting too many donuts
What happened? He got too big for his britches, both figuratively and literally.
I think to this day my favorite Segall joke borrowed a Patti and Selma clip from The Simpsons. A DTV Segall movie had him do one of those Batman disappearances that bad action movies like to do and then the Simpsons clip played "It's like he disappeared into fat air"
Oh yeah.. WAY too big
@Some Random Guy, his martial arts skills are bullshit too, so much so that _nobody_ in the martial arts community or the MMA community respects him anymore.
So what, He is DEFINITELY not that over weight, there's a lot of people over weight!
@@barbarawolfe232 Whatever. He’s still an asshole.
At 11:30 I was expecting one of the horses to blow up.
Imagine Segal and Frank Dux working together on a project, it would break the bullshit meter
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It would never work. Both of their egos are so huge that they could never be in the same room at the same time.
I'm still waiting for "Out For Death," "Marked for Justice," and "On Deadly Death."
just scrolling through the comments and just burst out laughing at yours...Thanks
haahahahahahahahahhahahah
Don't forget the prequel to that last one, "Die Deadly Death". In a plot twist he reprises his role of an ex special forces team member.
I heard the last one there was renamed on deadly Justice.
And there are rumors of a Marked On deadly grounds.
I'm a Steven Seagal fan but I still enjoyed this video. It's very funny.
I shall always remember him for his early films. They were terrific. What a fall from grace.
fuzzy face donut LOL
How badass can you be after having the shit kicked out of you by one of your stuntmen? Serves him right for talking shit on set.
That stuntman was Judo Gene Labell a legitimate grappling legend. Who's won world championships and trained Olympians. Segall was a moron for picking the fight in the first place.
@@michaelhowze8198 Gene literally made his shit himself!
The shit was kicked out of him literally too 🤣
HE'S GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT I THINK HE'S STARTED TRAINING FOR SUMO.
He’s still in the making of his upcoming movie, Sumo Samurai, by consuming 20 KFC buckets a week and reaching his fattest point
@@MoskHotel NOOOO
i won't let him beat me!
LMAO 🤣🤣
He should just go for that
WHY ARE YOU YELLING??
seriously, you can turn off the caps lock
"His ego got BIGGER than his BELLY!" Deeymnnnn you killed it bruhhhh
I love that i was just listenen to O&A and lil jimmy, so can tell you good peeps. I dropped you a sub.
The lightning bolt ad feels like a decent SNL sketch.
Seagal is literally the Jeremy DeWitte of Hollywood.
Edit: and he absolutely runs like a prancing queen.
Energy drinks are bad for you 🤢🤢
You never really explained the real reason he was pushed out of Hollywood. He had a personal vendetta with Aaron Norris, screenwriter/producer/brother to one of the biggest action stars of the time. No director/producer worth anything would be apart of him after he went for the beard.
How many Steven Seagal jokes are there? None, they’re all true!
That story of steven bragging about Dalai Lama enlightening him, just to quickly bug out screaming on his wife is will be classic 😂
Yup, ...sadly, - I'd bet it's True, Too!! Here, have another slice of pizza 🍕, - it's on Steve! 😌 (He's already had too much!😊)
The Dalai Lama is part of commercialised Buddhism and revered as an idol (for some idiotic reason). Both the antithesis of what Buddhism really is.
@@patrickbateman7904 except it never happened. It was Penor Rinpoche
The last Steven Seagal movie I actually watched in cinema was "the Glimmer man". It was obvious that his ego was getting the better of him, that he must play a "Marty Stu" character + he tried very hard to conceal that he was getting fat with big jackets or similar.
On Deadly Ground really killed his career. It was a vanity project for him.
I was shocked to see that DMX worked with him again after exit wounds 😂
He needed a career comeback. And who better to do that with than Grand Master Seagal?
Rip DMX
That dancing at the end 😂😂😂
Steven Seagal making The Predator do Akido flips! 😁 😂
LOL 🤣🤣
26:21 "His ego got bigger than his belly" LMAO😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
He's Definitely not that over weight, there's a lot of people over weight!
@@barbarawolfe232 yes we call them Americans LMAO
Segal was a momentary hype. The hype is over. It's been over for a while now
23:15 I was not ready for "jolly kung fu santa belly"
One of my favorite things about TH-cam videos is that every now and then I get a Steven seagal trashing video come across my feed 😂🤣
Wtf a deity?! I guess he's now Lord Of The Onion Rings...
Ouch!
Legend has it he is still looking for Richie,and is still trying to find out why Richie did Bobby Lupu
KHAAAAAAAN!!!
"Has anybody seen RITCHIE?"
Excellent doc. Thank you