The tactical benefit of a backwards baseball cap simply put is aerodynamics. Seagal needs every advantage to be able to move faster. They tested this in a wind tunnel and there is far less drag when Seagal is moving at full speed.
I'm not sure you guys appreciate sensei Seagal's waddle. It's actually a top level special forces walking style taught to promote head movement thus turning the walker into a nightmare scenario for any enemy snipers.
@@JasonBrant I think it's a legal thing. Because the WWE owns the Stone Cold character, they also own that move when he does it. So unless the film producers wanted to pay the WWE for the rights to let Austin drop the Stunner on someone, he can't do it. You'll notice a lot of wrestlers in films don't do their signature moves for that same reason.
To gaze upon this world wearing Seagal-tinted lenses takes a level of dedication never before witnessed, nor to be replicated ever again. Mad props. Good job guys
The sad thing is that Liam Neeson is roughly the same age as Steven Seagal is, yet he’s so much better as an actor, and a person too. Oh, and he’s actually pretty fit.
In this move does Steven Seagal play a: A. Government agent (military, FBI, DEA, etc) B. Pacifist with a high kill count C. Unspecified martial arts master D. All the above
To me he looks like he's trying to check his own pulse, lest he has a stroke mid-filming. Hey genius, try pressing your wrist , or neck, with your sausage fingers instead! Good luck! 😂
Watching you guys suffer through trash movies, especially the Seagal ones, has really been helping me through a rough time. It’s appreciated man Holy shlt this movie is bad
There's some "deleted scenes" unknown to most, that involve Austin just manhandling, humiliating and degrading Segal in a manner that was just too far out there to be included in this or any other film.
Steve Austin deserves better. It's a crime that he hasn't been in more blockbuster action flicks. He's got the look and persona for the genre. He was great in the first Expendables film but him doing movies with Seagal is a crime against humanity. Sly and Austin need to be on the big screen together again.
Based on the timeline of these Seagal movies, this is probably the last one where he gave a shit (as far as not mumbling, not being dubbed, walking, doing anything) and that's saying something. As a Stone Cold fan, yeah he was awesome. Best part of the whole thing and I wouldn't be surprised if he ad libbed that line (goddamn kid he can cut a good promo). Shame the movie was a snooze. I could think of a few Seagal movies that aren't total snooze fests, but I'm sure you're done watching his stuff for a while. Good stuff, as always.
The way you're talking about how all Seagal's movies are shot in the same locations and using the same people makes me wonder if he has a secret Seagal cult in Eastern Europe who's sole purpose is to make Seagal movies....terrifying
This reminded me of a conversation I had recently where we discussed how all of the major action stars from the 70s through the 90s have at least one defining role that you can see is influenced in video games and etc. For example? The Contra guys are based on Stallone and Schwarzenegger as Rambo and commando or they have terminator characters in double dragon two as well as Stallone looking guys or how Jean-Claude Van Damme clearly influenced Mortal Kombat with blood sport or Clint Eastwood dirty harry is in pretty much everything western ever. Seagal has… uh… he’s that fat guy with the ponytail and he was a thing for a few minutes in the late 80’s and early 90’s.
It's impressive that Jason accidentally smacking the hell out of his mic was the most exciting thing that happened during this movie.. X^D Love seeing you suffer guys, keep it up!!
I had much more fun watching you guys than I did actually watching the movie some months ago. They should have ended it with Stone Cold giving Seagal a stunner. It would have been the best ending ever.
When I watched this myself, I ended up doing some work around the house and just listened to it via my ear buds. I had no idea the movie ended and the next movie on the recommended list started playing.
@22:42 You guys just don’t get it, Seagal doesn’t shoulder rifles. Rifles shoulder him. He pities weapons because he’s so much more powerful than them, so the only reason he uses them in movies is to make them feel like they’re useful. He’s a very empathetic man
I just buried my Best friend (cat of 18 years) and hearing the beginning of just "sifu" toasting to the beer opening while i'm wasted just felt appropriate. binged your channel since I found it, you have good (and bad ;) ) taste, love it. thanks for the laughs, jason, brian, dave, erin and off screen pam 🤣"fuck that i'm not running, setup the green screen" - Seagal
You guys should totally do a Neil Breen movie, either Twisted Pair or Fateful Findings. I just discovered the channel a few weeks back, and I've already binged all the episodes, it's now one of my favorite movie review channels. The show just keeps getting better every week, i also love the fact that Jason replies to so many comments on each video. Keep up the great work guys.
@@JasonBrant Oh yeah that's right, you guys have talked about his movies in previous episodes, and I understand not wanting to do a movie you've all seen before. Excellent I can't wait! Hopefully he'll release a new one soon, I would love to see you guys' reaction to a Breen masterpiece.
Nice to see Jason wearing the t shirt and Brian is rocking his trademark Seagal leather jacket and glasses. Awesome vids keep the Seagal stuff coming!!
Jesse Enkamp's 24 hours with Seagal is great. The parts where Sensei eats sushi are especially good. Maximum Conviction is good. You will pay for disrespecting the grand master, praise be his name.
@@1massboy Of course, LeBell has been lying for over 30 years until a friend of Gene LeBell told the truth. I always knew that it didn´t happen because every man with an IQ of 50 knows it can´t happen because a huge A-studio would never allow that their main star would be choked out and moreover, every huge star has bodyguards, especially Seagal. Only Seagal haters believed in that ridiculous story.
I finished your entire catalog last week. Now I treasure Sundays. Thanks again. Also have you seen House of the Dead or the sequel? The first one is sort of a fun homage that had some nods to the arcade game. The second one, however, went completely off of the rails. Both of which, you guys would have a field day with.
This movie was subject to a major copyright action, with the producers claiming they have lost hundreds of thousands of dollars due to piracy. I just... can't imagine it making that kind of money in DVD sales.
Was Brian quoting "Dumb and Dumber" in the beginning with "So you're saying there's a chance?" 😂? Thank you for continuing to suffer for our entertainment🍻
hey guys, just found your channel. a buddy and I have watched almost every Steven seagall movie and I just hope you know you aren't alone in your suffering. I can't get enough of his..tactically wonderful movies
Part of the movie was filmed in a youth facility in Vancouver, British Columbia but production was kicked out as Man of Steel (2013) had come in to shoot there. They moved production to a shut down asylum.
The problem with all the baddies in Seagull films is that they always underestimate his Slap-N-Tickle fight style... we all see the slaps but that tickle.... that's straight up lethal
I just discovered your awesome channel about a week ago. Really enjoying the reviews.. especially the Seagal ones. Brian's reactions are absolutely hilarious.
I have more involvement watching hallmark movies than you two sitting through another Sensei Segal movie. You have my utmost respect for bending able to sit through this rubbish
Seagal has claimed on the set that it wouldn't be realistic if he got hit in fight scenes. Vinnie Jones replied: common mate, I would give you a run for you money! To which seagal replied with a stone cold face: no you wouldn't.
Part of me hopes that Seagal makes another movie, so that guys like you can rip it to shreds in a review/reaction that is more entertaining than the actual film.
I'm having Covid-19 (luckily light version) and last night I saw some feverish dream and it must be read loud with trailer voice "in a world where girl scouts dominate the cookie business, one man stands his ground : Steven Seagal is the Biscuit Master" and then there was some scenes just this massive mass of a man throwing girls on breaking tables.
I wish I could record my dreams. I have been killing zombies, killing ninjas with a samurai sword I went to pick up by flying an armchair to Buddhist monastery in Timbuktu and hunted dinosaurs with shotgun. All much more entertaining that Steven or Twilight. I once watched twilight New moon I think dubbed in French and French voice actors had more passions than real ones.
A "weird history" comedy podcast recently did three episodes on the entire life of Steven Seagal. Of course, he lied about all his accomplishments and he's never been in the military, CIA or run a dojo, but the mafia connections were surprising, and the absurd extent of his lies and his insanely poor judgment can be pretty hilarious. He once challenged a real martial artist, who choked Steven out so bad that he crapped his pants. So if you want some backstory on how this man became such a bizarre disaster, feel free to check it out! th-cam.com/video/efGxdzCzUus/w-d-xo.html
You should take a look at Michael Paré's IMDB page. The guy works constantly and he has over 200 credits. I think he accepts just about any part that's offered to him.
14:37. My own take on the "tactical backwards-facing baseball cap" 1. The bill/peak part could get in the way of aiming a rifle or an SMG. 2. There's no direct sunlight to get in your eyes most of the time whine indoors, so it's better to have it facing backwards to avoid problem #1. (You could also put it away somewhere...) 3. It can cover most, if not your entire forehead, thus helping with avoiding being a "beacon" when getting sweaty and light sources reflect on your forehead. 4. Some people just wear it to look cool. You do you. (I have a feeling that our beloved "hero" has decided that it looks good and went with it.)
Given the level of slap fighting you were forced to watch in this one I would have been surprised had you NOT slapped your microphone a few times, it was inevitable. And tell Brian he was correct, those barrels would not have repelled those bullets, heck they wobbled less that Segal walking into his first frame of the movie.
Notification for Steven Seagal's fans. Jesse Enkamp "The Karate Nerd" took a flight to Dubai to learn from the legend. Sensei Steven taught him not only deadly hits to the throat, but more important his spiritual philosophy. Jesse posted two videos on his channel: 1st "I Spent 24 Hours With Steven Seagal" and 2nd "Training With Steven Seagal For 1 Day". You can learn that having the hands on the majestic belly is the actual fighting stance. My special shout out to the sensei's human practice dummy. This job involves pain.
@@JasonBrant Ordinary instructor teaches how to punch. During the masterclass with sensei Seagal you are being punched. I guess it helps to accept the words of wisedom later on.
Do you think the fight co-ordinator tells the other guys “listen Steven is going to slap you across the face in a way he thinks is cool, could you please go down like he is fully punched you in the face with his hardest hit ever?”
You do know that Daniel Day Lewis, Meryl Strep, AL Pacino, Jodie Foster, Tom Hanks and Bill Murray are all only known for great acting cause Seafood Seagal allows them to be.
You gotta love Stone Cold hiding…with his entire arm and right peck sticking out…and he’s right in their line of sight lol. I think maybe they saw him and he gave them that look and they realized ok, we are safer if we act like we didn’t see him then he’ll at least shoot us in the back of the head and it’s over. 🙃
I know Seagul is the butt of the jokes and his acting is comical. He is also missing some screws. Now that being said, Steven Seagul is still a big guy (6'4" ?), has skills and martial arts knowledge. It's safe to say, he would still kick most of our asses in a fight. Anyhow, this Buds for you Mr. Seagul and all the joy and laughter you bring us. Rock on.
I sadly don't recall where but I remember watching some movie once and the narrator went "and here we see that the term shoulder stock is a term of proximity"
The tactical benefit of a backwards baseball cap simply put is aerodynamics. Seagal needs every advantage to be able to move faster. They tested this in a wind tunnel and there is far less drag when Seagal is moving at full speed.
Ahh, that makes sense. Good call.
@@JasonBrant 😃😃😃
Round is pretty aerodynamic!
@@baabaabaa2293 🤣
I’m willing to bet, it wasn’t an actual wind tunnel and just a green screen. 😉
“The movie was boring, so we talked about Superman III” that’s one of the reasons I love watching you guys.
We talked about so much random shit during the full-length review. Basically, we talked about everything but the movie.
Why didn't you keep it in?
@@akmil02 It would take away from the review.. Just my theory..
Actually a good choice. Superman III is highly underrated. Yeah it's silly, but it DID inspire "Office Space".
Leave Superman III alone!
I'm not sure you guys appreciate sensei Seagal's waddle. It's actually a top level special forces walking style taught to promote head movement thus turning the walker into a nightmare scenario for any enemy snipers.
Omg😂😂
Oh, damn. I had no idea.
@@JasonBrant it gives an air of confidence rarely seen these days
Top creativity! 🤣
😭 am weak 🤣
Its actually a crime how they didn't let Stone Cold do a stunner on someone and actually kill them
seconded
Absolutely!
I mean in Expendables he fully clotheslines and spears Stallone. Now I know they aren’t exactly his exclusive moves but at least we got something.
@@JasonBrant I think it's a legal thing. Because the WWE owns the Stone Cold character, they also own that move when he does it. So unless the film producers wanted to pay the WWE for the rights to let Austin drop the Stunner on someone, he can't do it. You'll notice a lot of wrestlers in films don't do their signature moves for that same reason.
This was a missed opportunity but you know Steven Seagal doesn't create opportunity for others to do any improvise unless it's him doing his waddle..
To gaze upon this world wearing Seagal-tinted lenses takes a level of dedication never before witnessed, nor to be replicated ever again.
Mad props.
Good job guys
Thanks 🤣
@@JasonBrant I can't stand Seagal the way he can't stand in most scenes he's in. You guys make hating him THAT much more fun 🤣
Wow! Blowjob level shit!
@@devinmina9701 Seagal isn't standing, he is sitting down. The camera was angled to make it look like he is standing.
it's to shield his eyes from the awfulness
The sad thing is that Liam Neeson is roughly the same age as Steven Seagal is, yet he’s so much better as an actor, and a person too. Oh, and he’s actually pretty fit.
Trained Jedi's, Trained Batman and was Zues ofc Liam Better 🤣
Liam Neeson had a profession as a carpenter, I've heard. He also has a particular set of skills.
@@madarab37
You mean he's actually Jesus?! 😮
He eats a lot less
Liam doesn't have an addiction to cookies.
In this move does Steven Seagal play a:
A. Government agent (military, FBI, DEA, etc)
B. Pacifist with a high kill count
C. Unspecified martial arts master
D. All the above
Is he that predictable?
Don't tell me. Hmmmm... All of the above??? right?
Yes.
What about former/current spec ops potentially Roque spec ops!??!?!?!
yeah every single Stephen segal movie he always plays some kind of government agent or ex agent
6:17
"Walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day & age"
I can't believe this is an actual line spoken by a human being, even in a movie.
It's outstanding writing.
@@JasonBrant Yep, i can't argue with that, it's outstanding alright 😊
@@JasonBrant What they really should have said was "He waddles with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day & age" 😁
Yeah see now there is a problem. That air of confidence is not rare and is quite present even today. Its called pathological narcissism.
In 19 century it would be a line spoken by a human even in a movie. 17 or 18 century too. Not modern however.
Segal has this odd habit of touching his shoulder. I think he has a candy bar in a pocket and he’s constantly checking it’s there.
Haha!
To me he looks like he's trying to check his own pulse, lest he has a stroke mid-filming.
Hey genius, try pressing your wrist , or neck, with your sausage fingers instead! Good luck! 😂
I love how we are slowly becoming Steven Seagal experts being able to tell what actors are used in what movies.
It's disturbing.
Watching you guys suffer through trash movies, especially the Seagal ones, has really been helping me through a rough time. It’s appreciated man
Holy shlt this movie is bad
Sorry to hear about your tough times. Hope our suffering keeps helping.
There's some "deleted scenes" unknown to most, that involve Austin just manhandling, humiliating and degrading Segal in a manner that was just too far out there to be included in this or any other film.
Now that would have been entertaining.
No way
@Big Fan that would be hilarious, but it's simply not true.
Gene Lebell would've been proud 😅
But Stevie would rather quit acting, than get caught shitting himself on camera.
Steve Austin deserves better. It's a crime that he hasn't been in more blockbuster action flicks. He's got the look and persona for the genre. He was great in the first Expendables film but him doing movies with Seagal is a crime against humanity. Sly and Austin need to be on the big screen together again.
A year late, but I remember him being really good in The Condemned
Based on the timeline of these Seagal movies, this is probably the last one where he gave a shit (as far as not mumbling, not being dubbed, walking, doing anything) and that's saying something. As a Stone Cold fan, yeah he was awesome. Best part of the whole thing and I wouldn't be surprised if he ad libbed that line (goddamn kid he can cut a good promo). Shame the movie was a snooze. I could think of a few Seagal movies that aren't total snooze fests, but I'm sure you're done watching his stuff for a while. Good stuff, as always.
He definitely tried more in this than most of the stuff we've watched. And we do a Seagal movie every six weeks or so.
@@JasonBrant oh cool! I'll probably laugh my ass off when you get to Under Siege 2...its so comical.
He gives a shit with an air of confidence rarely seen these days.
He can’t have Steve Austin showing him up, and bring cooler than Sifu Seagal
@@themark443
“Nobody beats me in a kitchen…”
The way you're talking about how all Seagal's movies are shot in the same locations and using the same people makes me wonder if he has a secret Seagal cult in Eastern Europe who's sole purpose is to make Seagal movies....terrifying
He does seem like the kind of guy who would have a cult.
Seagaltology
"He took a step, HE TOOK A STEP!" This is gonna be.... something lol Love these!
It's sad and hilarious how little he has to do in these to get credit 🤣
“So you’re saying there’s a chance” is comedy gold in nearly every situation imaginable.
Yup.
Sifu’d Seagal has to be the greatest accidental nickname ever 😂
Great video as always
Thanks 😆
This reminded me of a conversation I had recently where we discussed how all of the major action stars from the 70s through the 90s have at least one defining role that you can see is influenced in video games and etc. For example? The Contra guys are based on Stallone and Schwarzenegger as Rambo and commando or they have terminator characters in double dragon two as well as Stallone looking guys or how Jean-Claude Van Damme clearly influenced Mortal Kombat with blood sport or Clint Eastwood dirty harry is in pretty much everything western ever.
Seagal has… uh… he’s that fat guy with the ponytail and he was a thing for a few minutes in the late 80’s and early 90’s.
🤣 Good points.
@@mikehunt4986why are you so aggressive and telling people what to discuss? video game culture is as interesting
Maybe Seagal was the inspiration for Leisure Suit Larry?
@@franciscodanconia4324That's an insult to Larry. At least women WANT to sleep with him
22:47
The way Seagal holds shotguns/rifles in his movies will never cease to both annoy and amuse me.
It's mind boggling.
Normally it’s butt to shoulder right?
I'd like to see him shooting a Barrett .50 BMG with that style in real world for a good laugh
It's impressive that Jason accidentally smacking the hell out of his mic was the most exciting thing that happened during this movie.. X^D Love seeing you suffer guys, keep it up!!
More suffering on the way!
I had much more fun watching you guys than I did actually watching the movie some months ago. They should have ended it with Stone Cold giving Seagal a stunner. It would have been the best ending ever.
I would have died.
More Segal!! Sundays are the best thanks to you guys! Love your videos.
Thanks!
You know a film is boring when you two kept talking about the actors in other films you think they were in lol.
It was so boring 🤣
Jason being taken aback and shocked that he actually understood Seagal was great lol.
When I watched this myself, I ended up doing some work around the house and just listened to it via my ear buds. I had no idea the movie ended and the next movie on the recommended list started playing.
Found this channel a few weeks ago and I absolutely freaking love it. Keep it up!
Thanks, Erik! Welcome aboard.
Me too
"The characters he plays in this, that's who he thinks he is" LOL 100% accurate
He's the best of the best.
@22:42 You guys just don’t get it, Seagal doesn’t shoulder rifles. Rifles shoulder him. He pities weapons because he’s so much more powerful than them, so the only reason he uses them in movies is to make them feel like they’re useful. He’s a very empathetic man
My bad.
I just buried my Best friend (cat of 18 years) and hearing the beginning of just "sifu" toasting to the beer opening while i'm wasted just felt appropriate. binged your channel since I found it, you have good (and bad ;) ) taste, love it. thanks for the laughs, jason, brian, dave, erin and off screen pam 🤣"fuck that i'm not running, setup the green screen" - Seagal
Sorry to hear about your cat. That's rough.
That “Jesus Christ” at 22:48 had me literally dying 🤣🤣
It hurts me. It really does.
“Yep I take everything back” you guys have the best sense of humor
Thanks!
Seafood Seagal is crying out to be a t shirt. Thanks guys amazing and funny as always
That's a great idea!
@@JasonBrant got to be done 😂
It could have a picture of a actual seagull.
@@deathraygonzo6339 haha that would be awesome
@@deathraygonzo6339 A very fat cartoon seagull. Wearing a backwards hat. Tinted sunglasses and a plate carrier.
You guys should totally do a Neil Breen movie, either Twisted Pair or Fateful Findings. I just discovered the channel a few weeks back, and I've already binged all the episodes, it's now one of my favorite movie review channels. The show just keeps getting better every week, i also love the fact that Jason replies to so many comments on each video. Keep up the great work guys.
Thanks! We've seen all of his movies, but we'll definitely review his next one when it releases.
@@JasonBrant Oh yeah that's right, you guys have talked about his movies in previous episodes, and I understand not wanting to do a movie you've all seen before. Excellent I can't wait! Hopefully he'll release a new one soon, I would love to see you guys' reaction to a Breen masterpiece.
Nice to see Jason wearing the t shirt and Brian is rocking his trademark Seagal leather jacket and glasses. Awesome vids keep the Seagal stuff coming!!
Will do!
Jesse Enkamp's 24 hours with Seagal is great. The parts where Sensei eats sushi are especially good. Maximum Conviction is good. You will pay for disrespecting the grand master, praise be his name.
🤣 🤣 My apologies to Seafood.
Watched both videos and the most important thing I learned from them is that Steven Seagal still still really hates Gene LeBell. 😂
That’s because while Stephen talks shit, Labell actually made him take one
@@1massboy Of course, LeBell has been lying for over 30 years until a friend of Gene LeBell told the truth. I always knew that it didn´t happen because every man with an IQ of 50 knows it can´t happen because a huge A-studio would never allow that their main star would be choked out and moreover, every huge star has bodyguards, especially Seagal. Only Seagal haters believed in that ridiculous story.
Look at the comments in both of Jesse's videos....Seagal brown nosers everywhere.
Oh baby nothing like seeing Segal in my sub box to start a great Sunday!
Hope you get some laughs.
Nothing like Seagal walking like a penguin.
I finished your entire catalog last week. Now I treasure Sundays. Thanks again. Also have you seen House of the Dead or the sequel? The first one is sort of a fun homage that had some nods to the arcade game. The second one, however, went completely off of the rails. Both of which, you guys would have a field day with.
Haven't seen either one, but they're on the list!
Erin HAS to watch a Seagal movie with you guys one of these days.
Don't be cruel to the lady.
But I like being married...
@@JasonBrant didn't your vows include through sickness and health, through Cannon films and Seagal films or something to that extent
You want her to divorce him?!?
I'm a huge fan of bad movies and talking to people about Seagal movies my phone must have been listening and suggested your channel. Great stuff guys
I just found this channel. I don't drink alcohol, but if I had to watch a Steven Segal movie in full, I'd have to be blackout drunk.
This movie was subject to a major copyright action, with the producers claiming they have lost hundreds of thousands of dollars due to piracy. I just... can't imagine it making that kind of money in DVD sales.
Stone Cold Steve Austin and Slappin Seagal should never be in the same sentence let alone the same movie 🤦🏻♂️ (I did it)
Catching up on the last few weeks of videos. These reviews are amazing
There's 2 reasons you should watch "On Deadly Ground" it's Seagals only movie he directed, and a certain explosion.
It's on the watchlist.
A third reason to watch On Deadly Ground
Michael Caine is awesome as the main villain
Similar to Raul Julia in Streetfighter
Great video and when will you guys be doing the recent John Travolta bad movies. Movies like the fanatic gotti and speed kill
A few of them are on the list. Dunno when we'll get to them, but we will.
Was Brian quoting "Dumb and Dumber" in the beginning with "So you're saying there's a chance?" 😂?
Thank you for continuing to suffer for our entertainment🍻
Immediately what I thought of as well
But of course.
Clearly.
hey guys, just found your channel. a buddy and I have watched almost every Steven seagall movie and I just hope you know you aren't alone in your suffering. I can't get enough of his..tactically wonderful movies
Almost all of them? You psycho!
“I can’t wait for these guys to die.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
🤣 They were so annoying.
@@JasonBrant right lol they got to go lol 🤣🤣
Where’s the wig? I DEMAND THE WIG!!! Brian’s look must be complete 😂😂😂. Always a highlight of my Viewing week when these videos go up 🤘
Brian's transformation isn't complete yet.
Funy thing is "SBIG 77" sounds like a designation for a secret prison.
It's my prison.
Love the video, you guys are entertaining as always! Minor note, the description says "watch maximum CONNECTION here:", not Conviction haha
Much appreciated! I wrote that while I was a six-pack deep 🤣
Fun Fact: Maximum Conviction crew was kicked off the shooting location because Man of Steel crew wanted to use it.
Really? I'm having trouble recalling that location in Man of Steel.
Part of the movie was filmed in a youth facility in Vancouver, British Columbia but production was kicked out as Man of Steel (2013) had come in to shoot there. They moved production to a shut down asylum.
@@echochamber4420 what, Seafood couldn't slap Hack Snyder out of the building?!? 🤣🤣🤣
I just report the facts man…
Steven Seagal doesn’t act in movies he thinks that he’s actually instructing people on how to conduct clandestine operations 😂
Maximum conviction should be a title of a movie about someone beating Steven Seagal in an eating contest.
🤣 🤣 🤣
I can't believe these films exist in the same universe as John Wick and Mission Impossible
The problem with all the baddies in Seagull films is that they always underestimate his Slap-N-Tickle fight style... we all see the slaps but that tickle.... that's straight up lethal
He's a master slapper.
I just discovered your awesome channel about a week ago. Really enjoying the reviews.. especially the Seagal ones. Brian's reactions are absolutely hilarious.
Awesome, thank you!
I have more involvement watching hallmark movies than you two sitting through another Sensei Segal movie. You have my utmost respect for bending able to sit through this rubbish
It's brutal at times.
Awesome Work Guys, Thanks 👍👍👍😎 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸
Thanks, Filip!
@@JasonBrant Thanks Jason!👍👍
You all single handedly make Seagal movies tolerable.
You’re doing the Lords work over there.
Thanks!
You guys are great! Your videos always put me in a good mood, especially the Seagal ones! Thank you :)
Thanks, Steven!
Seagal is more popular now then ever thanks to you sir. Keep up the great videos.
He owes his career to me 🤣
@@JasonBrant 🤣
WOW, Michael Pare was 54 in this movie and in fantastic shape!
Ming “NOT” Wen…..that was genius!!!
He nailed that one.
Seagal has claimed on the set that it wouldn't be realistic if he got hit in fight scenes. Vinnie Jones replied: common mate, I would give you a run for you money! To which seagal replied with a stone cold face: no you wouldn't.
Segal's fighting style is now burrito-kata
🤣
Brian’s prediction of the comments was perfect. 🙂😁😆😂🤣
He nailed it.
I would love to hear you guys explain the plot of every Seagal movie in order. 😂 Jesus Christ he has made so many bad movies!
I accept that challenge!
Just finished making dinner and a new episode is out! Awesome sauce!
What are ya eating?
@@JasonBrant steak rice and bernaise! :P
Part of me hopes that Seagal makes another movie, so that guys like you can rip it to shreds in a review/reaction that is more entertaining than the actual film.
Damn it.
Funny how in a certain movie he was a former spec ops turned cook, and the best scenes here are in the kitchen.
🤣
"I mean, who doesn't know who Rick Flair is??"
Yeah that about sums up my generation! 😂
The world is doomed 🤣
@@JasonBrant Doomed indeed! 😄
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@JasonBrant Oh what I'd give to relive a week in the 80s again..
Jason hitting the microphone was the best part of this movie.
Sadly, it was the most exciting moment.
I'm having Covid-19 (luckily light version) and last night I saw some feverish dream and it must be read loud with trailer voice "in a world where girl scouts dominate the cookie business, one man stands his ground : Steven Seagal is the Biscuit Master" and then there was some scenes just this massive mass of a man throwing girls on breaking tables.
Man, he’s been slingin biscuits for like 47 years. No Girl Scouts are gonna stop that.
This is a genius idea. You should be making movies.
I wish I could record my dreams. I have been killing zombies, killing ninjas with a samurai sword I went to pick up by flying an armchair to Buddhist monastery in Timbuktu and hunted dinosaurs with shotgun. All much more entertaining that Steven or Twilight. I once watched twilight New moon I think dubbed in French and French voice actors had more passions than real ones.
One year later I'm watching this again...having COVID second time! Hooray!
Seefood Segal is a perfect name for him. He sees food, he eats food.
A "weird history" comedy podcast recently did three episodes on the entire life of Steven Seagal. Of course, he lied about all his accomplishments and he's never been in the military, CIA or run a dojo, but the mafia connections were surprising, and the absurd extent of his lies and his insanely poor judgment can be pretty hilarious. He once challenged a real martial artist, who choked Steven out so bad that he crapped his pants. So if you want some backstory on how this man became such a bizarre disaster, feel free to check it out! th-cam.com/video/efGxdzCzUus/w-d-xo.html
I'll check it out. Thanks!
Steven Seagal DID train in MMA
Master, Macdonalds Arts
You should take a look at Michael Paré's IMDB page. The guy works constantly and he has over 200 credits. I think he accepts just about any part that's offered to him.
Over 200 credits? Jesus.
Eddie Lives!!
He actually did some good films in the 80s, with Streets of Fire his best
@@bal5884 I remember him from The Philadelphia Experiment.
Amazing the size of seafood and he never takes a hit 🤣
Tough & Deadly with Piper & Banks is a fun watch Jas
Tough and Deadly is on the list!
If Seagal was worried about his legacy, he would have stopped starring in films after Marked for Death.
So true, haha.
14:37. My own take on the "tactical backwards-facing baseball cap"
1. The bill/peak part could get in the way of aiming a rifle or an SMG.
2. There's no direct sunlight to get in your eyes most of the time whine indoors, so it's better to have it facing backwards to avoid problem #1. (You could also put it away somewhere...)
3. It can cover most, if not your entire forehead, thus helping with avoiding being a "beacon" when getting sweaty and light sources reflect on your forehead.
4. Some people just wear it to look cool. You do you. (I have a feeling that our beloved "hero" has decided that it looks good and went with it.)
Alright! The master of Bullshido is back!
Unfortunately.
I'm sitting in my recliner drinking a beer watching you two sitting in recliners drinking beer watching this
You know you have a good product when you put boring in the title and I watch anyway
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Definitely like that the shooting glasses are back!
I seen this movie before and I don't even remember it 😂 But the best part for me was Stone Cold Steve Austin line about his future ex wife !
That was a great line!
@@JasonBrant best line in that mess!
Jason, your t-shirt game has gone up a level. 💪🏿💪🏼
Thanks! A user sent it to me.
Given the level of slap fighting you were forced to watch in this one I would have been surprised had you NOT slapped your microphone a few times, it was inevitable. And tell Brian he was correct, those barrels would not have repelled those bullets, heck they wobbled less that Segal walking into his first frame of the movie.
I think you're right - watching all that slapping messed with my mind.
Notification for Steven Seagal's fans. Jesse Enkamp "The Karate Nerd" took a flight to Dubai to learn from the legend. Sensei Steven taught him not only deadly hits to the throat, but more important his spiritual philosophy. Jesse posted two videos on his channel: 1st "I Spent 24 Hours With Steven Seagal" and 2nd "Training With Steven Seagal For 1 Day".
You can learn that having the hands on the majestic belly is the actual fighting stance.
My special shout out to the sensei's human practice dummy. This job involves pain.
He punches that dude in the face in the first video.
@@JasonBrant Ordinary instructor teaches how to punch. During the masterclass with sensei Seagal you are being punched. I guess it helps to accept the words of wisedom later on.
Do you think the fight co-ordinator tells the other guys “listen Steven is going to slap you across the face in a way he thinks is cool, could you please go down like he is fully punched you in the face with his hardest hit ever?”
In fact what am i saying the “fight co-ordinator” is probably Seagal
Haha, yeah. Probably just him making it on the spot.
"I saw the process". You're killing me over here.
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You do know that Daniel Day Lewis, Meryl Strep, AL Pacino, Jodie Foster, Tom Hanks and Bill Murray are all only known for great acting cause Seafood Seagal allows them to be.
I hadn't thought of it like that.
You guys are hilarious. I've been binging SBIG for 2 days while on my first vacation in a decade. Life is good lol
You gotta love Stone Cold hiding…with his entire arm and right peck sticking out…and he’s right in their line of sight lol. I think maybe they saw him and he gave them that look and they realized ok, we are safer if we act like we didn’t see him then he’ll at least shoot us in the back of the head and it’s over. 🙃
That was a great scene 🤣
@@JasonBrant lol
Sounds like you need something more strong then IPA to watch a Steven seagal movie
I know Seagul is the butt of the jokes and his acting is comical. He is also missing some screws. Now that being said, Steven Seagul is still a big guy (6'4" ?), has skills and martial arts knowledge. It's safe to say, he would still kick most of our asses in a fight. Anyhow, this Buds for you Mr. Seagul and all the joy and laughter you bring us. Rock on.
Yea he sure would beat us anytime ...in a pie eating contest 😂
I sadly don't recall where but I remember watching some movie once and the narrator went "and here we see that the term shoulder stock is a term of proximity"
I would totally wear a "Seafood Seagal" T-shirt with the SBIG stamp of approval. Just throwing it out there for that HUUURRRR-chindise!
Great idea!
I loved the "Executive Decision" clip used when it was 🤣
Thanks 🤣