@@tcjacobi9275 Hello there. I have just binged through all of your content and I'd really like this to be a successful channel. I'd be very interested in linguistical and historical oddities; I especially liked the one on Loriots grave. I'm by no means an expert on how to grow a TH-cam channel but here is some knowledge I have picked up during my time on this platform: - The algorithm judges the success of a video by three metrics: watch-time, likes and comments. So, if a viewer has watched the entire video, has liked it and left a comment it will have a very positive effect towards the videos view-count. That's why most if not all TH-camrs encourage their viewers at the end of the video to like, share, comment and subscribe. - The best way to turn TH-cam into a successful source of income is to grow a loyal audience over time. There are many ways to achieve that but the core qualities I recommend to keep in mind are: originality, entertainment value and creativity. - The (dreaded) Algorithm seems to favour a consistent upload-schedule. The frequency does not matter at all as long as it is consistent. - Make use of the community tab. It will help with growth quite a bit. - Shout-outs and collaborations are a good way to receive a boost in numbers and to make your presence known across the platform. - I also recommend a consistent style of thumbnail, which you seem to have made good use of already. You could make a collaboration with this guy: th-cam.com/users/TheBurgerkrieg Here's useful video: th-cam.com/video/yvXDaWC8N58/w-d-xo.html
Sounds like someone kicked a Scottish man in the balls. My family is from rothenfluh,kanton Switzerland. They spoke German since they came to Indiana and somehow we lost our language
@@KatieARowland John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
That's actually pretty accurately described. It's also commonly believed (I'm talking about just a good amount of people, not everyone) that germany is kinda weird and that the people their are a bit arrogant. At least if you ask Swiss or Austrians
@@janimbach129 John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
A few days ago, I met a nice old lady in a café who thought that I was Swiss (I am British and both of my parents are British), and I really had to know what I sound like. Very good accent! :D
Absolutely brilliant. Between 1:30 and 2:22 I almost fell off my chair laughing😂 Totally relatable as many swiss friends sound just like this when speaking english. On the subject of the KHhhh sound 2:27 how about the Chäschüechli?
Depending on the dialect, we do similar things Scottish people do with English, e.g. pronounce an "eye" sound like "aye". But it's mainly the melody of our speaking, I believe, which he really nailed here.
This was really good! Over the top, sure, but still very accurate. My parents' generation was actually taught to pronounce the "u" like you did (like would be correct in burn, but not in fun - in EVERY word). Younger Swiss people probably won't do that as much. Maybe i'll actually make a video where you can hear me speak English (or rather American). Would be interested to hear your opinion :)
Nice! I think it's mainly the melody that makes this sound Swiss (although the subtle kch sounds were good, too). The same happens when we speak Standard German. Germans are legally required to choose one tone when they are 18, and then all of their utterances must use exactly this pitch unless they ask a question. Swiss people, on the other hand, will generally retain the melody of their dialect when talking Standard German.
It's incredible how Swiss German sounds remarkably similar to the Scots language and/or the Scottish dialect of English. Fascinating! I also loved the German joke about the Swiss. "What is the time?" *throat noises* XD
Well, it's even worse. There are multiple Swiss dialects which use completely diffrent pronounciations and words. We also mix in a lot of English, Italian & French eords to make it more difficult. You're welcome
Its not our dialect its our mother tongue. It's not something we sometimes use. It's our language. Swiss german is german in it's core, but we swiss think of german as spoken in germany as a foreign language. I'd say the swiss dialects are as different to each other as they are to german. plus It would have been nice to hear the same story in a german accent.
Standart German: "Neulich hatte ich ein bisschen Hunger und wollte mir einen Kabap holen. Es war abends, etwa acht Uhr. Aber als ich aus dem Haus kam, sah ich, dass es einen Unfall gegeben hatte. Ein Auto war in einen Bus gekracht und der Busfahrer stand unter Schock. Er sah mich an, als wäre er völlig benommen..." Swiss German: "Letschti hani chli äs hüngärli g'ha und hamär wellä än kchebab go holä ga. S'isch aabig g'si, öppä'n achti. Abär woni usäm huus uus bi, hani g'se, dassäs än unfall gä g'ha hät. Äs auto isch inän bus inädunnärät und dä busschofföör isch foll im schokch g'si. Är hät mich aag'luägt g'ha, wiä wännär föölig benäblät g'si wäri..." (ortografie slightly changed, to emphasis the differences in pronunciation).
i remember when i was in vacation in Switzerland many years ago and hearing the swiss speak deutch with that strong R and i thought back then that its like the Scottish of the German speaking world
i gotta say i love swiss-german (not sure which one specifically) i am trying to learn the unique swiss words lately actually. i soooooo love the word for chaos "Chrüsimüsi" it's soooo happy and energetic! or the word for "mouse" i think it goes "Müsli" and i love that so much!
It seems to me a little bit like norwegian, perhaps im confused. Im slowly learning German and swiss accent sounds also like a strange palatal rough sound!
I disagree. Unlike Swiss German, Dutch is a fully codified language with dictionaries, newspapers, literature etc. There are no newspapers, no dictionaries, no legal or academic texts in Swiss German.
Your English impression of Swiss German is is perfectly understandable. It`s much clearer than average Glaswegian or Belfast accent, which I struggle to understand.
Hahaha. 😂😂 You nailed it. I speak Hochdeutsch with slightly Norddeutsch accent (Schleswig-Holstein) but, I really love Swiss German accent. It's awesome. Sounds very much like Flemish (Belgian Dutch) (I speak it as well). The way they pronounce "r" is amazing.
I would say the pronounciation is quite good but you forgott the melody swiss people have. Once I was speaking german to a girl in a restaurant in italy, I woundered where she came from because the accent was quite weak. When she talked english to the waiter it was imediately obvious that she was from switzerland just because of the heavy accent and melody. Then I asked her why I couldn´t hear it whilst she was speaking german. She said I try to not be obvious swiss to everybody so I hide my accent.
My family was Bernese Swiss that came to America at the turn of the century. My grandfather spoke perfect german even though he was a poor boy from a rural area of America. Germans always wanted to hear him speak his "hillbilly German " which was just Bernese Swiss dialect. I'm american so I don't totally understand the differences 😂
I was going to Münich, brushing up on my German. and passed over in Zürich haha! I would compare the High German I was learning to Heavy Metal music versus the Swiss German, as a harp!
English is simaler. Original, Canadian, NZ, Austrialian and American English all sound fairly different. However we don't need subtitles when watching movies or shows from the other countries.
Swiss accent is almost comparable to scottish accent but I think that you, speaking english with a swiss accent is more likely to be understood by english people than scots speaking a true scottish accent...
W are actually pronounced V : ve vent to a pop to have a drinkh vis our frrrientz, and ve had a lot of fon ! (we went to a pub to have a drink with our friends and we had a lot of fun). 😅
LOL.. the way you copied the sound in English is like scottish sound. You're good at Scottish Fnglish sound tho'. When Swiss tried to speak in English, they have similarities with French trying to speak in English.
If swiss was an english 'dialect': Lastadaa, Ee ha beid abittly hungry, d'for Ee ha wana gawn a kkebab gaw get. T'has beid s'eivnig, appan aaktei. But werEe ha kkon ootmee hoos oot, Ee ha seid t'has an akzident beid. And a kkar has eetundeard eena bus beid. And d'bus kkondukteur has beid unter shokk. Hei has awpeikkig awmei beid, leek... tawttaly eena daaz. And den mee neksty dour naakboor, d'Mr Spättly, hei has kko runnig oothis hoos oot. And d'firsty werhei has dawd beid yellig awd'bus kkondukteur: "Haay, what d'f*ukk bei maakkig der? Kka neid parkear der, dis eis a preevaty groond!" Sunan a*hawl, d'Mr Spättly. But reilly: straakt eefront ofmee hoos! But lukly nawbady has beid reilly inkurd. And laater ees han ootfoond had, dat d'houly dig has beid rekkord ona kkammera, kkos d'Mr Spättly de, has CCTV. Where is the swissest of all sounds. Standard german with swiss accent can be difficult to understand. The video does an excellent job in showing this, well done 👏! Swiss dialects however are on a completely different level. I hope the example above illustrates this for non-german speakers.
The same text w/o sound shifts: Last-a-day, I have been a-bit-ly hungry, therefore I have wanted go-n a kabap go get. It-has been to-evening, about-n eight-ei. But where-I have come out-my house out, I have seen it-has an accident been. And a car has in-thunder-ear-ed in-n-a bus been. And the bus conductor has been under shock. He has at-peeking at-me been, like... totally in-a daze. And then my next door neighbour, the Mr Spät-ly, he has come running out-his hause out. And the first-thing wher-he has done been at-yelling at-the-bus conductor: "Hey what the f*uck are marking there? Can not park-eare there, this is a private ground!" Such an a*hole, the Mr Spät-ly. But really: straight in-front of-my house! But luckily nobody has been really injured. And later-n we have-n out-found had, that the-whole thing has been recorded on-an camera, because the Mr Spät-ly the, has CCTV.
As a native swiss german speaker I must say, you absolutely NAILED that accent.
Ha! Thanks, man! This is great when it comes from a native speaker. Check out my other videos on German accents on my channel.
@@tcjacobi9275 Hello there. I have just binged through all of your content and I'd really like this to be a successful channel. I'd be very interested in linguistical and historical oddities; I especially liked the one on Loriots grave. I'm by no means an expert on how to grow a TH-cam channel but here is some knowledge I have picked up during my time on this platform:
- The algorithm judges the success of a video by three metrics: watch-time, likes and comments. So, if a viewer has watched the entire video, has liked it and left a comment it will have a very positive effect towards the videos view-count. That's why most if not all TH-camrs encourage their viewers at the end of the video to like, share, comment and subscribe.
- The best way to turn TH-cam into a successful source of income is to grow a loyal audience over time. There are many ways to achieve that but the core qualities I recommend to keep in mind are: originality, entertainment value and creativity.
- The (dreaded) Algorithm seems to favour a consistent upload-schedule. The frequency does not matter at all as long as it is consistent.
- Make use of the community tab. It will help with growth quite a bit.
- Shout-outs and collaborations are a good way to receive a boost in numbers and to make your presence known across the platform.
- I also recommend a consistent style of thumbnail, which you seem to have made good use of already.
You could make a collaboration with this guy: th-cam.com/users/TheBurgerkrieg
Here's useful video:
th-cam.com/video/yvXDaWC8N58/w-d-xo.html
btw, the length of ones videos does not seem to matte at all, here's a good example: th-cam.com/channels/dC0An4ZPNr_YiFiYoVbwaw.html
Sounds like someone kicked a Scottish man in the balls. My family is from rothenfluh,kanton Switzerland. They spoke German since they came to Indiana and somehow we lost our language
@@dylangoss661 Ah yes, my favourite Kanton in Switzerland: sWiTzErLaNd
You probably meant Basel :)
Are you trying to say that the Swiss are secretly all Scottish?
😂👍
Scottish... In a sense that we all sound like short people who live in a forest and always sound funny... then yes
So the Swiss is Englands version of a Scottish accent. This is amazing. You’re ridiculously talented.
Yes I kept hearing Scottish accent and German all mushed up together!
WITH Phlegm
@@KatieARowland John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
The Swiss are literally the Scottish of German speaking nations
That's actually pretty accurately described. It's also commonly believed (I'm talking about just a good amount of people, not everyone) that germany is kinda weird and that the people their are a bit arrogant. At least if you ask Swiss or Austrians
Funnily enough I'm from both scotland and switzerland and live in switzerland
@@janimbach129 John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
My grandfather (100% Swiss) sounds EXACTLY like that!!! I can't mimic it, even tho I grew up and still live in Switzerland! Amazing job!
The TH-cam algorithm has smiled on me today.
Spread the video and the smile!
A few days ago, I met a nice old lady in a café who thought that I was Swiss (I am British and both of my parents are British), and I really had to know what I sound like. Very good accent! :D
Absolutely brilliant. Between 1:30 and 2:22 I almost fell off my chair laughing😂 Totally relatable as many swiss friends sound just like this when speaking english.
On the subject of the KHhhh sound 2:27 how about the Chäschüechli?
The English accent you did reminds me of scouse because of the CH and of Norwegian because of the rythm and notes of it.
Please do more of these videos, this is fantastic!
I will. Do you have any particular German accent in mind?
@@tcjacobi9275 bavarian and hesse
@@joshuddin897 Bavarian is already on my channel! Check it out. Hessian is a good idea!
@@tcjacobi9275 Danke schön. Wird besorgt.
To my ear, the Swiss German accented sounded very much like Scottish or Irish.
Depending on the dialect, we do similar things Scottish people do with English, e.g. pronounce an "eye" sound like "aye". But it's mainly the melody of our speaking, I believe, which he really nailed here.
@@andyarken7906 I like that: "melody of our speaking."
Not surprising as the Swiss are actually Celtic (Helvetians)
This was really good! Over the top, sure, but still very accurate.
My parents' generation was actually taught to pronounce the "u" like you did (like would be correct in burn, but not in fun - in EVERY word). Younger Swiss people probably won't do that as much.
Maybe i'll actually make a video where you can hear me speak English (or rather American). Would be interested to hear your opinion :)
Nice! I think it's mainly the melody that makes this sound Swiss (although the subtle kch sounds were good, too).
The same happens when we speak Standard German. Germans are legally required to choose one tone when they are 18, and then all of their utterances must use exactly this pitch unless they ask a question.
Swiss people, on the other hand, will generally retain the melody of their dialect when talking Standard German.
🤣😂😅
„Germans are legally required to choose one tone“
It's incredible how Swiss German sounds remarkably similar to the Scots language and/or the Scottish dialect of English. Fascinating! I also loved the German joke about the Swiss. "What is the time?" *throat noises* XD
Nicola on karkotettin sveitsiin
This is EXACTLY how my dad speaks it was on point.
This is just like the news segment with the country Irish sheep farmer who had 45 sheep missing.
2:27 made my day happy even more!!!!
You are a genius actor ❤😊
Well, it's even worse. There are multiple Swiss dialects which use completely diffrent pronounciations and words. We also mix in a lot of English, Italian & French eords to make it more difficult. You're welcome
It sounds Scottish
I havnt realised, my accent sounds scottish
Is it just me but...doesn't it sound a bit like a throatier version of an Irish dialect??? XD Like a cousin of sorts. Really interesting!
I'm supposed to be doing a bad Ursula Andress impression for a show I'm doing and this was incredibly helpful. Thank you so friggin much.
Its not our dialect its our mother tongue. It's not something we sometimes use. It's our language. Swiss german is german in it's core, but we swiss think of german as spoken in germany as a foreign language.
I'd say the swiss dialects are as different to each other as they are to german.
plus It would have been nice to hear the same story in a german accent.
In what? In "it's" core? No! Nonononono! Please! th-cam.com/video/6W7T1BaUkJ4/w-d-xo.html
@Someone Actually, this whole video, except for the story with Swiss accent, is English with German accent ;).
Standart German: "Neulich hatte ich ein bisschen Hunger und wollte mir einen Kabap holen. Es war abends, etwa acht Uhr. Aber als ich aus dem Haus kam, sah ich, dass es einen Unfall gegeben hatte. Ein Auto war in einen Bus gekracht und der Busfahrer stand unter Schock. Er sah mich an, als wäre er völlig benommen..."
Swiss German: "Letschti hani chli äs hüngärli g'ha und hamär wellä än kchebab go holä ga. S'isch aabig g'si, öppä'n achti. Abär woni usäm huus uus bi, hani g'se, dassäs än unfall gä g'ha hät. Äs auto isch inän bus inädunnärät und dä busschofföör isch foll im schokch g'si. Är hät mich aag'luägt g'ha, wiä wännär föölig benäblät g'si wäri..." (ortografie slightly changed, to emphasis the differences in pronunciation).
أنا أحب سويسرا وتعجبني لهجتهم ❤❤❤❤
i remember when i was in vacation in Switzerland many years ago and hearing the swiss speak deutch with that strong R and i thought back then that its like the Scottish of the German speaking world
You have been blessed by the TH-cam Algorithm.
I like your English! Why can you speak English, German and even Swiss German so well?? 🤯
Practice.
@@tcjacobi9275 That‘s really impressive! 👏👏👏
@@tcjacobi9275
Short. Sharp. Simple. Direct. But with implications of a lot of work behind the scenes.
i gotta say i love swiss-german (not sure which one specifically)
i am trying to learn the unique swiss words lately actually. i soooooo love the word for chaos "Chrüsimüsi" it's soooo happy and energetic!
or the word for "mouse" i think it goes "Müsli" and i love that so much!
This was beautiful! Thanks!
Could you please make some more videos? That would be nice.
needed this for a voice over thing. thanks.
Absolutely brilliant video, keep them coming.
It seems to me a little bit like norwegian, perhaps im confused. Im slowly learning German and swiss accent sounds also like a strange palatal rough sound!
The Swiss accent in English is like the Scottish accent + the Italian accent.
What is the time? Chh
2:34 😂😂😂😂😂
They speak High German on TV? That's just silly. That's like if the Dutch people would speak High German on TV.
I disagree. Unlike Swiss German, Dutch is a fully codified language with dictionaries, newspapers, literature etc. There are no newspapers, no dictionaries, no legal or academic texts in Swiss German.
@@tcjacobi9275 Well there should be!
Your English impression of Swiss German is is perfectly understandable. It`s much clearer than average Glaswegian or Belfast accent, which I struggle to understand.
Almost perfect, you just forgot one or two 'or' at the end of very other sentece, or?
haha.... I like your accent. I missed that (I lived in Switzerland before).
Hahaha. 😂😂
You nailed it.
I speak Hochdeutsch with slightly Norddeutsch accent (Schleswig-Holstein) but, I really love Swiss German accent. It's awesome.
Sounds very much like Flemish (Belgian Dutch) (I speak it as well). The way they pronounce "r" is amazing.
Well, older Swiss people may speak English like this. 😂😂 But the younger ones usually have a better pronunciation. 🤓😎
I came to learn. I got a good laugh out of it. Thx!
"Gummihaus" :-)
You've got us figured out nicely! Well done, Gummihaus!
It's beautiful. I like this accent. Dr. Pretty who is a gemologist talks like that
As a person, who was trying to learn German and then ended up in Switzerland - 100% true! I have no clue how to learn swiss german)
Did Shadman enrroll into Swiss Army?
There are very different dialects in Swiss German. 🤓
I would say the pronounciation is quite good but you forgott the melody swiss people have. Once I was speaking german to a girl in a restaurant in italy, I woundered where she came from because the accent was quite weak. When she talked english to the waiter it was imediately obvious that she was from switzerland just because of the heavy accent and melody. Then I asked her why I couldn´t hear it whilst she was speaking german. She said I try to not be obvious swiss to everybody so I hide my accent.
My family was Bernese Swiss that came to America at the turn of the century. My grandfather spoke perfect german even though he was a poor boy from a rural area of America. Germans always wanted to hear him speak his "hillbilly German " which was just Bernese Swiss dialect. I'm american so I don't totally understand the differences 😂
The rolling of the r makes it sound a lot like skot accent
I closed my eyes, and it started sounding almost Scottish. Is Swiss the Scottish of German?
I think so, yes. The first time I heard a Scottish accent I thought: That sounds like a guy from Switzerland speaking English.
A lot of people are hearing a Scottish accent when you speak Swiss Germanic English but I hear a lot of Afrikaans.
I was going to Münich, brushing up on my German. and passed over in Zürich haha! I would compare the High German I was learning to Heavy Metal music versus the Swiss German, as a harp!
Great Video!
English is simaler. Original, Canadian, NZ, Austrialian and American English all sound fairly different. However we don't need subtitles when watching movies or shows from the other countries.
"Original", as if the English spoken in the British Isles is uniform and hasn't changed at all since any of those other varieties started changing.
Dang, accents can go a long way, I can easily mistake this for a British accent sadly. Good thing I found this video.
How come the Swiss accent is so similar to Scottisch?
Perhaps this is how they speak in mountainous regions.
Must be the lack of oxygen 😂😂
Swiss accent sounds much like Wayne Rooney
I really learn a good accent thanks to you
Carl Jung's last name brought me here and how do they pronounce Carl Jung's whole name originally at the time he was alive likely?
Swiss accent is almost comparable to scottish accent but I think that you, speaking english with a swiss accent is more likely to be understood by english people than scots speaking a true scottish accent...
Iiu du, guet gschnuret für iine wo nid vo hie isch!
W are actually pronounced V : ve vent to a pop to have a drinkh vis our frrrientz, and ve had a lot of fon !
(we went to a pub to have a drink with our friends and we had a lot of fun). 😅
Greeting form one of the less scary part of the country ("french" part)
Woah this is basically just Scots
So Swiss accent English is literally just deep country Irish/Scottish with phlegm?
lol your swiss accent sounds like my uncle
yes we are from switzerland of course
It sounds like German and Italian mixed together with Scottish though. Thanks awesome!
LOL.. the way you copied the sound in English is like scottish sound. You're good at Scottish Fnglish sound tho'. When Swiss tried to speak in English, they have similarities with French trying to speak in English.
Yes, I agree: Swiss accent sounds a bit like Scottish. I think this is due to the bumby melody: RÜ-ttü-RÜ-ttü-RÜ-ttü.
I would really love to hear the same story in Swiss German as opposed to English.
My Swiss husband points out that it is NOT a dialect but the original version of the language
Sure. That's what they say in Bavaria about their dialect too. And in Saxony. And Berlin. And everywhere else.
Was isch das für en Dialekt woner do redt?? 🤔🤔🤔 I muess debii grad anen alte Maa denke. 😄😄😅
Es tönt fast wie einer der Bundesäte AIF einer internationalen Konferenz...🤓
True bc my aunt kids they speak that
Sounds like Liverpool mixed with scottish
Hello from Brasil
This is useful for my history project where I have to pretend to talk at the un (in a Swiss neutral way) about the crisis in Cuba 60 years ago
Be sure to pronounce it "kkhrisis".
Thank god I grew up with Swiss-german, it's so funny when you understand germans but they dont understand you xD
How foreigners see Scottish accent
I really like Swiss German bro, sooooo sleek
I can speak it.
When you spoke english with a "swiss accent" you sounded scottish haha.
i'm swiss but i cant even speak swiss
Almost sounds Swedish/American accent.
Fun Fact: The Swiss have a strong Celtic ancestry.
Most Swiss have Germanised Celts
the mix of a scouser and a German haha
Very funny you're German accent i'm speak english in malaysia follow the uk accent😂😂😂
I shouldn’t have laughed that hard at the joke
Well, I’m going to Hell
Sounds like a combination of Scottish and Scouse.
sounds like a scottish lad trying to speak finnish xddddd
It literally reminds me of Carl Jung.
2:00 HAHAHA 🤣🤣
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Reminds when northern Brit’s speak to Americans. I have idea what the hell they are talking about
So Swiss German is to German as Scottish English is to English😂😂😂
Ok so if Germany is England then Switzerland is their Scotland.
Well, almost. We are not "their" Scotland, our Bravehearts were more successful at keeping them away :)
But we ARE a highland of some sorts :)
If swiss was an english 'dialect': Lastadaa, Ee ha beid abittly hungry, d'for Ee ha wana gawn a kkebab gaw get. T'has beid s'eivnig, appan aaktei. But werEe ha kkon ootmee hoos oot, Ee ha seid t'has an akzident beid. And a kkar has eetundeard eena bus beid. And d'bus kkondukteur has beid unter shokk. Hei has awpeikkig awmei beid, leek... tawttaly eena daaz.
And den mee neksty dour naakboor, d'Mr Spättly, hei has kko runnig oothis hoos oot. And d'firsty werhei has dawd beid yellig awd'bus kkondukteur: "Haay, what d'f*ukk bei maakkig der? Kka neid parkear der, dis eis a preevaty groond!" Sunan a*hawl, d'Mr Spättly. But reilly: straakt eefront ofmee hoos! But lukly nawbady has beid reilly inkurd. And laater ees han ootfoond had, dat d'houly dig has beid rekkord ona kkammera, kkos d'Mr Spättly de, has CCTV.
Where is the swissest of all sounds.
Standard german with swiss accent can be difficult to understand. The video does an excellent job in showing this, well done 👏! Swiss dialects however are on a completely different level. I hope the example above illustrates this for non-german speakers.
The same text w/o sound shifts: Last-a-day, I have been a-bit-ly hungry, therefore I have wanted go-n a kabap go get. It-has been to-evening, about-n eight-ei. But where-I have come out-my house out, I have seen it-has an accident been. And a car has in-thunder-ear-ed in-n-a bus been. And the bus conductor has been under shock. He has at-peeking at-me been, like... totally in-a daze.
And then my next door neighbour, the Mr Spät-ly, he has come running out-his hause out. And the first-thing wher-he has done been at-yelling at-the-bus conductor: "Hey what the f*uck are marking there? Can not park-eare there, this is a private ground!" Such an a*hole, the Mr Spät-ly. But really: straight in-front of-my house! But luckily nobody has been really injured. And later-n we have-n out-found had, that the-whole thing has been recorded on-an camera, because the Mr Spät-ly the, has CCTV.
Main differences compared to standard german.
T'eis beid funly! Noo'n Ee stop nerdelig 🤓 e'roond and gaw gaw dogel 🐕 . Merci 1000 🙏!
Sounds Welsh.