Honestly, like who needs crunches? Think I might of lost a couple abb's watching this. 7M:12S - Danny, after many many long years of disciplined hard work, probably more than on one occasion waking up on a drool covered keyboard from late night epic BB script writing, finally... Breaks Simon.
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Simon’s wife: let’s move to Prague so our children can be close to my family. Simon: What about my family? Simon’s wife: Cocaine is decriminalized. Simon: Ya they can visit.
Been waiting for someone to say this! ....I have a law-abiding mate who went overseas every yr before the pandemic & ALWAYS made a stop in Prague even "on the way" to S Korea...from NZ!🤣🤣 ....that sh*t must be good, right Simon??🤣
@@u-neekusername4430 it really isn't though. Coke, crack and Meth are fucking terrible. Heroin is nice at first, but it isn't worth it in the end either.
Yes the woman that quit her job to breast-feed her boyfriend is definitely weird. But did anyone else notice that he said she was from Atlanta? I feel like I’m owed an extra Florida woman story, and I am going to be repeatedly calling the cops until I get it.
@@Arc115YT I don’t know about that. I don’t know where you live but I don’t think it’s the same city that I live. I think we’re spread a little thin for this campaign.
Oh, just think that Brad guy's not _ever_ gonna buy, _that_ cow. When he's so _literally_ getting the milk for free!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry... I'll show myself out.😣
"Yes I feed my child McDonald's." But, you're feeding her PRAGUE McDonald's and what most American's don't know is that European McD's are apparently WAY better than the crap we get in the US. I wanna go to Europe just to see the difference in all their fast food vs. ours in the states lol.
Been a while since the last Epic Blaze, Simon Now that you're sitting, no excuses for dem legs. Fyi, long introductions and multiple scripts slaps are mandatory. This is non-negotiable
XD LMAO bruh that intro hits different now when i had context Ughhhhhh i felt that too simon ughhhhhhhhh i got a lil nauseated at the thought of brad giving some tities hell jesus christ. I got a rule. Your open to judgment if you tell the world that you'd give a wet nurse hell ughhhhhhhh omfg
Let's be real here, for the breast-feeding couple if they have a "site" she could be making wayyyy more money doing a quick video a day vs bartending and I respect the hustle, if someone is willing to pay for it why not capitalize on it
The 'radiator called Charlotte' caught me off guard there, Well done Danny 👏. Edit* The unwashed masses agree, Factboi. We need more script slaps and 'Badumdum tchhh' moments 🤙.
@@mrmojomajestic8317 The radiator is in the basement, so he's still there. Danny finds her to be really hot. But, alas, since Simon shut off the steam, poor Charlotte is, well, frigid...
That clip at the beginning starting with the intro to Roundabout which was then concluded in the middle of the video from where the clip was taken... damn that was good. Great job, Sam.
This video was made for that Skeletor meme. This was its grandest moment. It will never get better. Well I am hoping it will never get better this was pretty friggin weird.
Breast feeding a fully grown adult is way way weirder than falling in love with a Ferris Wheel. The Ferris Wheel love is bizzare, but it doesn't creep you out and cause visceral reactions like the Breast Feeding does
Sam has the best memes, hands down. Nothing better than an inside joke, which is what these memes have basically become. Keep doin you, Sam. We love ya.
I have officially decided I love Sam! It first started when he used a Horrible Histories clip, then Oblivion clips, then he's been using a Psych clip pretty frequently and now a Doctor Who clip within the first minute!! He maybe almost as geeky as me.
Something _else_ that will shortly accompany the boys in that deep dark basement? Actually, that basement _must_ be getting pretty full, by now? Betcha they have some epic parties down there, when Simon's not around.😈 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like I've noticed a lot of previously standing presenters starting to sit instead, one that immediately comes to mind is Fact Fiend also british...coincidence or conspiracy??? You decide...
4:00 - Chapter 1 - Florida woman quits her job so she can breastfeed 36 years old boyfriend full time 9:10 - Mid roll ads 12:20 - Chapter 2 - Florida woman calls 911 after McDonalds run out of Mcnuggets 15:50 - Chapter 3 - Florida woman renews vows of marriage with a ferris wheel named bruce
I can imagine the woman who married the Berlin Wall screaming out in agony as it came down "Help, please, the whole city is killing my husband!" She probably can never listen to Pink Floyd without weeping
Hey Simon, please, please, please do a Casual Criminalist video on James Mitchell "Mike" DeBardeleben. The other day you mentioned that the Secret Service in the US is responsible for investigating money counterfeiting crimes on the Casual Criminalist, which made me think of DeBardeleben. He was a prolific counterfeiter, so much so that the Secret Service gave him a nickname: "the mall passer". When they finally caught and arrested him, the Secret Service agents found a lot more than counterfeit money. Together with the FBI he was charged with a whole litany of crimes (he wasn't even prosecuted for most of them). He was sent to prison for life and the agents who investigated him said that he committed just about every felony on the books. Anyone interested in the story should read Stephen Michaud's book "Beyond Cruel" which is the definitive resource (that I've found anyway) on DeBardeleben. The audiobook is good too
At the beginning I thought "Oh yeah, counterfeiting, Simon's gonna like this - no rape, torture or child murder". And then you went into the indeterminate "litany of crimes" and I'm not sure anymore... and then the title of the book on him is 'Beyond Cruel'.
@@trishapellis ya, I've read about 100 true crime books (certainly all the one's on the major serial killers -several on Bundy, Gacy,BTK, Green River, and Ramirez) and this guy's evil was above and beyond all those guys.
My nephew of 6 years old has felt the need to tell my sister that if they are on a roadtrip its holy to visit McDonalds, and i just high fived him cause thats brillant 😂 just so you know what you’re in for Simon, kids these days have a thing with words 😂👌
"I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad". Florida Man/ Woman at this rate could give Mary Poppins a challenge. If she can't impart a little class into them, well I guess then they're "practically perfect in every way"
Thank you so much for finally recognizing that Florida women are as crazy as men! My pestering paid off. It must be the combination of heat, humidity and swamp gas that creates such endearing people. Keep up the good work BB guys.
15:30 - that actually happened to me and my mate in Belfast in about 2000-2002 (way before the KFC running out of chicken due to changing suppliers a couple of years ago). He was like "WTF is this, Kentucky Fried Chips?"
A friend was expressing at work then put into the communal fridge clearly labelled with her name. Our company provides endless free milk to us, so when someone stole her milk I can only assume it was a fetish thing….that was about 15 years ago and I still feel nauseated
Ok, Fact Boy, listen: Even if Bruce the Ferris Wheel COULD give consent, it's arguable that such consent wouldn't be legally valid. As any first year law student knows, a contract effected under duress may be and often is considered invalid by the courts, given the specific circumstances. In this particular case it would, i think, be a relatively straightforward process to show conclusively that Bruce was not in a sound state of mind at the time when Bruce's consent was supposedly given. This should be fairly obvious to anyone, as Bruce was, admittedly, in a relationship that was doing nothing but going in circles. Waka Waka Waka!!!
I learned about that story from a DND skit, and thought it was a joke... Nowadays it seems tame, but is still such a weird scenario. Makes one wonder what exactly the benefits are... Especially since Bruce the Ferris Wheel is an inanimate object.
No wonder Simon changed this channel's name. Episodes like this set my brain on fire. Best thing that could ever happen to the US would be for Bugs Bunny to actually saw the state of Florida off the mainland, not just in a cartoon.
Sam I love your work but I have to say TH-cam out did you this time although accidentally. As our glorious Tangent Lord was hilariously calling for a poll on ABR first the obligatory Skeletor "I'm into that shit" meme then TH-cam cuts to an ad for Coles supermarket and all I hear is "No time for last minute grocery shopping?" And I laughed so hard I had to pull over on the side of the highway before I crashed.
Omg! This was just what I needed to start my Monday morning before going to work! It’s going to be a great day, if I can stop laughing so hard I’m crying! Thank you. 🤣🤣🤣❤️
My reaction exactly, Simon!! What??? I have lived a long time...pensioner here. Never heard of ANR. On the side, love the stories. Learning something new everyday ❤ Watch all your channels.
I feel for the lady with the McNuggets. I go to McDonald's for breakfast twice a week and I only like their breakfast burritos. If they took my money and didn't give me a burrito and offered me a nasty ass McGriddle or some shit instead, i'd be pretty pissed off. Wouldn't call the cops though. Would probably just quietly give the manager some choice words about how stupid this situation is, then proceed to eat somewhere else. Probably wouldn't eat there again though. Just on the off chance it happens again.
I heard something about some body builders being insanely into adult nursing relationships. Like I think some of them thinks it helps them bulk up more efficiently and effectively.
3:05 NOW WE KNOW why Simon talks about cocaine so much. and also why he lives in the czech republic now dont we........ COCAINE. and Simon's FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME.
I feel sorry for the Ferris wheel, being forced into a relationship, forced into marriage, poor thing couldn't even say no, all cos of a florida woman... :P
Let me try to put at least One Wrinkle in your brain, Simon. Almost all possession offenses in pretty much every jurisdiction in the USA are determined to be either misdemeanor or felony based on two factors. The first is the amount of the illegal drug. The second can potentially stem from the first. If the amount is large enough or if the substance has been broken into individual portions, then the possibility quickly arises for the suspect to be charged with either distribution or the intent to distribute a controlled substance.
As a native floridian I've always on the one hand felt it was an unfair caricature of the state. But also as a native, I've always had to admit I could see someone I've known doing some dumb shit like that. It's a tough place to be lol.
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Bitty Simon. Simon want Bitty!! :)
Get your fucking sign fixed you plonker! :c
16:39 "ups and downs"... On a Ferris Wheel.
BA-dum-dum-CHHH!!!
Honestly, like who needs crunches? Think I might of lost a couple abb's watching this.
7M:12S - Danny, after many many long years of disciplined hard work, probably more than on one occasion waking up on a drool covered keyboard from late night epic BB script writing, finally... Breaks Simon.
Thanks to Simon and Squarespace, we set up our ABR website matching people's needs and this is all thanks to Mr Whistler who we mention on the front page so all our community can come and see him....
Simon’s wife: let’s move to Prague so our children can be close to my family.
Simon: What about my family?
Simon’s wife: Cocaine is decriminalized.
Simon: Ya they can visit.
I’m dead 🤣😂
Amazing!!
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
Been waiting for someone to say this! ....I have a law-abiding mate who went overseas every yr before the pandemic & ALWAYS made a stop in Prague even "on the way" to S Korea...from NZ!🤣🤣
....that sh*t must be good, right Simon??🤣
@@u-neekusername4430 it really isn't though.
Coke, crack and Meth are fucking terrible. Heroin is nice at first, but it isn't worth it in the end either.
Judging someone for their kink = unfair.
Judging someone for quitting their job so they can indulge their kink every two hours = totally fair!
Let me reassure you Sam.We thank you for taking Simon's ramblings to epically iconic levels
I’m just happy to see Dora’s map still being useful with it’s position being replaced by GPS.
I swear, Sam, you and Jen need to just have a meme off.
I’m just glad Simons lost the suit and is back on cocaine
I watch just for Sam and Danny.
💯
Yes the woman that quit her job to breast-feed her boyfriend is definitely weird. But did anyone else notice that he said she was from Atlanta? I feel like I’m owed an extra Florida woman story, and I am going to be repeatedly calling the cops until I get it.
Yes we have been short changed on the crazy's front
Let's go! If we all call them, there is no way they'll arrest every last one of us.
I'm a Floridian, and I was glad to know that our neighbor, Georgia, also has weird ass stories.
@@Arc115YT I don’t know about that. I don’t know where you live but I don’t think it’s the same city that I live. I think we’re spread a little thin for this campaign.
@@Ciborium as you should. Being able to throw baby alligator is a God given right.
When Simon has to take a lap, you know it's gonna be a good one
Thought the same thing lol.
For sure!
Simon is going to need therapy one of these days 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
Just thinking I am so grateful Magic Spoon didn’t sponsor this episode. Watching Simon eat cereal with milk then telling this story…. I can’t
Oh, just think that Brad guy's not _ever_ gonna buy, _that_ cow. When he's so _literally_ getting the milk for free!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry... I'll show myself out.😣
@@Digitalhunny brilliant😂😂😂😂😂✋✋✋
LOL oh nooooo 😂
lord... I have to fast forward with him slurping and chewing... the worst
@@perooster1 Meeee too. Solidarity in misophonia. ✊️
Skeletor's interest in adult breastfeeding seriously made me spit my coffee. 😂
Do you take your coffee with milk?
Skeletor's such a perv 😂
I mean, he's a skeleton, and Big Dairy's propaganda says that milk is good for building strong bones... so it kind of makes sense.
@@u-neekusername4430 One of the expected quirks of being a supervillain.
I was expecting the "YOU WHAT!?!" frog meme, but Skeletor is better.
"Yes I feed my child McDonald's." But, you're feeding her PRAGUE McDonald's and what most American's don't know is that European McD's are apparently WAY better than the crap we get in the US. I wanna go to Europe just to see the difference in all their fast food vs. ours in the states lol.
“So that’s why Simon lives in Prague” had me laughing.
Whoa thanks for the likes haha I don’t even remember posting this lmao
@@nugboy420 musta been stoned 😋
@@Emiliapocalypse truth
Been a while since the last Epic Blaze, Simon
Now that you're sitting, no excuses for dem legs. Fyi, long introductions and multiple scripts slaps are mandatory. This is non-negotiable
Yes I miss Epic Blazes and the "Simon plays" although I enjoy the new movie reviews.
@@Ruzland I loved the Simon plays and I have zero interest in video games.
PREACH IT CHARLES!! We're completely on your side my man. 🤘😝🤘
It should be retitled big brain blaze
AND BRING BACK ETA!!!!!
5:32 When Simon forgets he's bald and tries to rip his hair out in frustration.
Brad's NOT _ever_ gonna buy _that_ cow. When he's _literally_ getting the milk for free!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD LMAO bruh that intro hits different now when i had context Ughhhhhh i felt that too simon ughhhhhhhhh i got a lil nauseated at the thought of brad giving some tities hell jesus christ. I got a rule. Your open to judgment if you tell the world that you'd give a wet nurse hell ughhhhhhhh omfg
For free? Not only have he to pay all the rent now, I bet his girlfriend need to eat more to be able to produce all that milk.
@@loke6664 lol
@@loke6664 From the looks of it she does eat significantly less then an actual cow.
Let's be real here, for the breast-feeding couple if they have a "site" she could be making wayyyy more money doing a quick video a day vs bartending and I respect the hustle, if someone is willing to pay for it why not capitalize on it
Truth
Weird and Marketable are not mutually exclusive.
I can’t believe you made this make sense, but, we’ll, there it is.
I hate how I have no way to argue against this but at the same time respect it
Love Sam’s notes on the screen. And I want to move to Prague. Allegedly for different reasons
The 'radiator called Charlotte' caught me off guard there, Well done Danny 👏.
Edit* The unwashed masses agree, Factboi. We need more script slaps and 'Badumdum tchhh' moments 🤙.
We're all missing the key issue here ...
How did Danny get a radiator ?
*WHO LET DANNY OUT OF THE BASEMENT ???*
@@mrmojomajestic8317 The radiator is in the basement, so he's still there. Danny finds her to be really hot. But, alas, since Simon shut off the steam, poor Charlotte is, well, frigid...
@@pmgn8444 😎 That deserves a script slap and a “Buddha-bum-tish
@@mrmojomajestic8317 what do you think Danny is handcuffed onto?
Oh. I thought he said a radio playing Good Charlotte and didn't get the joke.
I literally watched this episode three times in a row! As a Florida Man myself, I can’t get enough of this stuff! 🤣
“NO BRAD!!!” had me rolling!!!
You're not the only one....about to be 4 while I watch someone else piss their pants...& I "allegedly" only changed my pants ONCE!
That clip at the beginning starting with the intro to Roundabout which was then concluded in the middle of the video from where the clip was taken... damn that was good.
Great job, Sam.
I'm already laughing my ass off at the Dora cocaine memes! Sam, you deserve an award my dude! 😂😂😂
This video was made for that Skeletor meme. This was its grandest moment. It will never get better.
Well I am hoping it will never get better this was pretty friggin weird.
‘relationship went through its ups and downs’ … and this is where I lost it 🤣
I'm hoping we'll be hearing more about Charlotte the radiator, congratulations Danny
May Danny and Charlotte be as happy as they can, stuck in the blazement
Breast feeding a fully grown adult is way way weirder than falling in love with a Ferris Wheel. The Ferris Wheel love is bizzare, but it doesn't creep you out and cause visceral reactions like the Breast Feeding does
Please make Brain Blaze a podcast so I can listen to it at work! I'm running out of The Casual Criminalist episodes. 😭
Sam has the best memes, hands down.
Nothing better than an inside joke, which is what these memes have basically become.
Keep doin you, Sam. We love ya.
luv u laffy
I have officially decided I love Sam! It first started when he used a Horrible Histories clip, then Oblivion clips, then he's been using a Psych clip pretty frequently and now a Doctor Who clip within the first minute!! He maybe almost as geeky as me.
3:32 "Sin Spinach" Made me cough up my bong hit lmfaooo
"Oh no, my friend is offering me cocaine" then Simon puts out his adult breastfeeding poll...Prague has him now.
As an OGBB it’s the repeated mentions of cocaine that’s getting this channel suppressed.
Yeah.... you're probably right...
Anyway, here is your coke, straws are in the solo cup on the counter
AM I RIGHT PETER
Sam: take a well deserved bow from your basement prison!! This video had me doubled over with laughter & my side still hurts. Thank you.
Has Simon developed an intimate relationship with his office chair? Is this the reason for the change of format?
Something _else_ that will shortly accompany the boys in that deep dark basement? Actually, that basement _must_ be getting pretty full, by now? Betcha they have some epic parties down there, when Simon's not around.😈 🤣🤣🤣
@@Digitalhunny It's a complicated chair/radiator/man/man love square.
@@rubiconnn He's cheating on ETA? I'm appalled! 😆
I feel like I've noticed a lot of previously standing presenters starting to sit instead, one that immediately comes to mind is Fact Fiend also british...coincidence or conspiracy??? You decide...
@@ziggygunz2447 maybe an idea for a decoding the unknown show? Simon's getting meta! 🤣
Watching Simon lose it is my new best hobby now. Keep it up, man =)
Danny, please feel reassured its not just Simon, all of us viewers would happily have you locked up in our basements.
And I'm all about "don't kink shame" UNTIL the part where it interferes with her work life! That is not OK.
Florida woman who is breastfeeding full time and breaks up with her boyfriend: Miss, can you explain this gap in your employment?
4:00 - Chapter 1 - Florida woman quits her job so she can breastfeed 36 years old boyfriend full time
9:10 - Mid roll ads
12:20 - Chapter 2 - Florida woman calls 911 after McDonalds run out of Mcnuggets
15:50 - Chapter 3 - Florida woman renews vows of marriage with a ferris wheel named bruce
Danny's falling in love with the radiator he is chained to? What kind of mind games are running Fact Boy?
It's just Stockholm Syndrome.
I can imagine the woman who married the Berlin Wall screaming out in agony as it came down "Help, please, the whole city is killing my husband!" She probably can never listen to Pink Floyd without weeping
Hey Simon, please, please, please do a Casual Criminalist video on James Mitchell "Mike" DeBardeleben. The other day you mentioned that the Secret Service in the US is responsible for investigating money counterfeiting crimes on the Casual Criminalist, which made me think of DeBardeleben. He was a prolific counterfeiter, so much so that the Secret Service gave him a nickname: "the mall passer". When they finally caught and arrested him, the Secret Service agents found a lot more than counterfeit money. Together with the FBI he was charged with a whole litany of crimes (he wasn't even prosecuted for most of them). He was sent to prison for life and the agents who investigated him said that he committed just about every felony on the books.
Anyone interested in the story should read Stephen Michaud's book "Beyond Cruel" which is the definitive resource (that I've found anyway) on DeBardeleben. The audiobook is good too
At the beginning I thought "Oh yeah, counterfeiting, Simon's gonna like this - no rape, torture or child murder". And then you went into the indeterminate "litany of crimes" and I'm not sure anymore... and then the title of the book on him is 'Beyond Cruel'.
@@trishapellis ya, I've read about 100 true crime books (certainly all the one's on the major serial killers -several on Bundy, Gacy,BTK, Green River, and Ramirez) and this guy's evil was above and beyond all those guys.
I'm a Florida woman. I'm both amused and embarrassed by these stories. 🤣🤣🤣
Good job you had Simon damn near on the floor laughing his arse off!
My nephew of 6 years old has felt the need to tell my sister that if they are on a roadtrip its holy to visit McDonalds, and i just high fived him cause thats brillant 😂 just so you know what you’re in for Simon, kids these days have a thing with words 😂👌
YAAAAAHHHH FACT BOI LETSS GOOO
Also thank you too all the brave staff that keep simon on track your all wounderful!
Linda's marriage to the ferris wheel makes me question Simon's relationship with his ET heater in the basement
Thank you, Sam, for the reference to “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure”. It’s one of my favourite anime programmes. You’re a star ⭐️
"I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad". Florida Man/ Woman at this rate could give Mary Poppins a challenge. If she can't impart a little class into them, well I guess then they're "practically perfect in every way"
Thank you so much for finally recognizing that Florida women are as crazy as men! My pestering paid off. It must be the combination of heat, humidity and swamp gas that creates such endearing people. Keep up the good work BB guys.
Sam, you make me happy. Never leave us.
15:30 - that actually happened to me and my mate in Belfast in about 2000-2002 (way before the KFC running out of chicken due to changing suppliers a couple of years ago). He was like "WTF is this, Kentucky Fried Chips?"
Love it when we get a slew of Factboi content in a few hours. In from CC for some light relief.
A friend was expressing at work then put into the communal fridge clearly labelled with her name. Our company provides endless free milk to us, so when someone stole her milk I can only assume it was a fetish thing….that was about 15 years ago and I still feel nauseated
Did your friend work for Blizzard, per chance?
@@vshockgamingandmore7735 we both work in a private bank, does that make it better or worse😅
@@mammuchan8923 neither...
In answer to your Pole Simon...
YES!!! YES!!! A Thousand Times YES!!!
😱😂
Thanks Sam
"My McNuggets are an emergency!"
A woman after my own heart.
“Joke’s on you, I’m in to that”
*ad spot*
“shit.”
Well done. 👏
Ok, Fact Boy, listen:
Even if Bruce the Ferris Wheel COULD give consent, it's arguable that such consent wouldn't be legally valid. As any first year law student knows, a contract effected under duress may be and often is considered invalid by the courts, given the specific circumstances. In this particular case it would, i think, be a relatively straightforward process to show conclusively that Bruce was not in a sound state of mind at the time when Bruce's consent was supposedly given. This should be fairly obvious to anyone, as Bruce was, admittedly, in a relationship that was doing nothing but going in circles.
Waka Waka Waka!!!
I learned about that story from a DND skit, and thought it was a joke... Nowadays it seems tame, but is still such a weird scenario. Makes one wonder what exactly the benefits are... Especially since Bruce the Ferris Wheel is an inanimate object.
Sam the legend strikes again! Quality! 👌🏻👌🏻
No wonder Simon changed this channel's name. Episodes like this set my brain on fire.
Best thing that could ever happen to the US would be for Bugs Bunny to actually saw the state of Florida off the mainland, not just in a cartoon.
I needed this today. All of it.
Sam I love your work but I have to say TH-cam out did you this time although accidentally. As our glorious Tangent Lord was hilariously calling for a poll on ABR first the obligatory Skeletor "I'm into that shit" meme then TH-cam cuts to an ad for Coles supermarket and all I hear is "No time for last minute grocery shopping?" And I laughed so hard I had to pull over on the side of the highway before I crashed.
Watching Simon flip out over sexual fetishes is my kink. :P
Well, there you go. It would be unfair to kink shame you.
"What's wrong with men" honestly this is exactly the start I was hoping for
Yes, Sam actually manages to elevate Simon’s rambling into something humorous.👍🏻😎😁
So Dan fell in love with the radiator that Simon has him tied up too.
Omg! This was just what I needed to start my Monday morning before going to work! It’s going to be a great day, if I can stop laughing so hard I’m crying! Thank you. 🤣🤣🤣❤️
My reaction exactly, Simon!! What??? I have lived a long time...pensioner here. Never heard of ANR. On the side, love the stories. Learning something new everyday ❤ Watch all your channels.
I would absolutely buy Danny and Charlotte merch.
I feel for the lady with the McNuggets. I go to McDonald's for breakfast twice a week and I only like their breakfast burritos. If they took my money and didn't give me a burrito and offered me a nasty ass McGriddle or some shit instead, i'd be pretty pissed off. Wouldn't call the cops though. Would probably just quietly give the manager some choice words about how stupid this situation is, then proceed to eat somewhere else. Probably wouldn't eat there again though. Just on the off chance it happens again.
I haven't blazed in a while. I'm gonna get lifted!
The new square space ad is pretty spiffy! Looking great Simon!
I feel i have not said this in a while but: Praise the Blaze Brothers!
5:46 NOT JUST YOU MY REACTION WAS THE EXACT SAME "They have an a c r o n y m???"
Yeah 👍👍👍👍👍👍. Epic Blaze.. whoop whoop .!!! Thank you Danny !! Great job guys!!! You brought back The Blaze**""..
I heard something about some body builders being insanely into adult nursing relationships. Like I think some of them thinks it helps them bulk up more efficiently and effectively.
That was a great ending. These shorter blazes are starting to get there but please give us the occasional epic blaze.
Petition to have Simon do another Epic Blaze
Thank you, FactBoi. That was epic as usual.
It's about time Skeletor made an appearance again!!
this is one of the funniest BBs to date, the comments too.
The adult breast feeding thing is pretty odd, yes.
Brad's not _ever_ gonna buy, _that_ cow. When he's so _literally_ getting the milk for free!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like "pretty odd" doesn't quite cover it...
I'm still stuck on the full time part. To each his own but what is she eating??
@@movingforward3030 .............some special mushrooms?
I guarantee, there's a whole section on P*rnstar dedicated to lactation fetishes.
ALLEGEDLY.
Square Space ad was only part of this segment that didn't flip my stomach upside down.
This was amazing among blaze's.
dannys relationship with the radiator broke me i couldnt stop laughing amazing job danny and simon
Needed this tonight 👍
As a native Floridian, you'll be surprised by the things that comes out of the Sunshine State that doesn't get reported...
Congrats Danny & "Charlotte"! 😳
Guys, we really need to free him, he's gone off the rails!
Freed Danny means no more scripts like this!! Are you out of your mind? Do you know what you're saying?!? 😂
No, haven't you realized it yet. "Danny" is the original Simon that all the channel clones are from. Every new channel is another successful cloning
People often wish their spouse to come with a manual... Well, Chance Rides did that for Bruce!
"Sin Spinach" though, omg... 😂😂😂😂😂
I am here to assure you, Simon, that adult breastfeeding is weird. You are correct. 😉
When a kid is old enough to give a knowing wink while sucking down that milk, it's already gone on for to long.
5 minutes in and I'm already fucking creasing 🤣
And yes... Adult breast-feeding is... Strange
Good video 👍
3:05 NOW WE KNOW why Simon talks about cocaine so much. and also why he lives in the czech republic now dont we........
COCAINE.
and Simon's FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME.
I feel sorry for the Ferris wheel, being forced into a relationship, forced into marriage, poor thing couldn't even say no, all cos of a florida woman... :P
Let me try to put at least One Wrinkle in your brain, Simon. Almost all possession offenses in pretty much every jurisdiction in the USA are determined to be either misdemeanor or felony based on two factors. The first is the amount of the illegal drug. The second can potentially stem from the first. If the amount is large enough or if the substance has been broken into individual portions, then the possibility quickly arises for the suspect to be charged with either distribution or the intent to distribute a controlled substance.
As a native floridian I've always on the one hand felt it was an unfair caricature of the state. But also as a native, I've always had to admit I could see someone I've known doing some dumb shit like that.
It's a tough place to be lol.
No, Floridaman would throw a gator through the drive thru window. 😂 15:05
I am thankful for Brain Blaze showing me Grown Up Dora.
"The relationship wasn't really going anywhere..."
🤣 in circles
7:30 is there a whole episode of b reels? if not we need one
Danny needs to write a Florida Man script where one is fake, and Simon has to guess which one.