Dad Said I Needed To Get A Job | Russell Peters

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  • There’s a reason I don’t have a 9-5 🤷🏽‍♂️😂 #Comedy #RussellPeters #AlmostFamous #2016
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  • @thana64
    @thana64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    I thought his Dad would say something like “they take the baggage... and go. Take it... and go”.

    • @esmeraldaisufi2548
      @esmeraldaisufi2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      thana64 🤣🤣

    • @Ncash05
      @Ncash05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ...Take it and go

    • @LunaLighthouse
      @LunaLighthouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol 😂😂😂 take it and go just go!

    • @sam_salu
      @sam_salu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LUOLLL 😂😂😂

    • @bowilliam3865
      @bowilliam3865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAO

  • @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
    @Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    “You can dance on your break”. Boy, have I heard that before, from my own parents. Smh.

    • @Synchrojikan
      @Synchrojikan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you any good tho???

    • @Shaaan
      @Shaaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do you have 450k subs ?

    • @adhyani
      @adhyani 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      P

  • @ZORIONfilms
    @ZORIONfilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Russell peters can never be replaced . His timing and sense of humour is very classic period

  • @zarrarkhan6079
    @zarrarkhan6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    One of his old joke's but still funny as before

    • @suraj-op2bx
      @suraj-op2bx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yap

    • @theclawhwahahahaha8499
      @theclawhwahahahaha8499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its probbly made up or an exaggeration of actual events.

    • @mark94786
      @mark94786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheClaw Hwahahahaha no shit sherlock also santa isnt real sorry for the bad news

    • @BlackShadow2009
      @BlackShadow2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well its an old show that was uploaded recently. That’s why its an old joke.

    • @shorba14
      @shorba14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      missed some parts but still funny

  • @lazykohee
    @lazykohee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    His Dad's the intelligent one 😂 potentially saved hundreds of lives

  • @ricruss1869
    @ricruss1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "You can dance on your break" thats some life lessons right there kiddos

  • @shreeshar8188
    @shreeshar8188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    You can dance on your break 😂

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey beautiful

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watching Russell at 4 in the morning 😂😂

    • @water7875
      @water7875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I just clicked your comments to see some desperate Indian comments but wasn’t expecting sherlock holmes😂

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@water7875 everyone has their weakness 😹😹

    • @KING-ri2vs
      @KING-ri2vs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@water7875 He is a desperate desi though.

  • @Zak6959
    @Zak6959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I always like the bits about his father and family

  • @tweeterist
    @tweeterist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I died when he said: "You're far too stupid for that!"

    • @Inuzadrop
      @Inuzadrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *to
      According to the subtitles...

  • @only4comments
    @only4comments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Not knowing what a "baggage handler" is was a sign.

    • @saraesteves5549
      @saraesteves5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know a chemical engineer who didn't know what a backstage manager was. And it's someone who goes to a lot of concerts... Some people are just oblivious

    • @moonyasmr332
      @moonyasmr332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sara Esteves Hey, I stage manage for a living! That’s funny that he didn’t know lol but I didn’t know long before I started my career

    • @yushpi
      @yushpi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saraesteves5549 what's a backstage manager

    • @saraesteves5549
      @saraesteves5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yushpi the person that organizes everything behind the scene so everything goes smoothly, people know what to do, when and where they are expected, staff and artists. There's also someone to manage the stage itself and make sure everything is done in a timely manner.

    • @saraesteves5549
      @saraesteves5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moonyasmr332 maybe I'm just too curious, but whenever I went to concert or a play, I've always wondered how that got all together

  • @mache7269
    @mache7269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    Russell: "Dad I wanna be a break dancer"
    Russell's Father: " Son, son. You can dance on your break!"
    That had me on the floor😂😂😂😂

    • @manwon3985
      @manwon3985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I read this in Indian accent. ( No offense )

    • @zakiji5962
      @zakiji5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Måćhęł had you on the floor break dancing?

    • @mache7269
      @mache7269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zakiji mine was out of this world😂

  • @RelaxingForLife
    @RelaxingForLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I love Russel's dad - reminds me of mine 😄

    • @RelaxingForLife
      @RelaxingForLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best bit "15 minutes at a time"...

    • @ningensama4346
      @ningensama4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope you're not a pilot!

  • @anilcp7922
    @anilcp7922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Russels dad asked him to get a job coz he didn't know that his son would make million telling the world the reality of bollywood 😁

    • @mukesh9626
      @mukesh9626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saariyagi heldhee anthamma

  • @HinduAyodha
    @HinduAyodha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    my dad use to talk like his dad but not in English but in my language....today i miss him so much in every moment of my life....i wish he was live to play with his grandchildren today...my kids lost something that they had enjoyed the most

    • @taichi5777
      @taichi5777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Condolence my guy - bless your father. RIP

    • @minnaemansfunworld
      @minnaemansfunworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funn Doo Indian FTC

  • @DariusSarrafi
    @DariusSarrafi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Comedians are some of the smartest among us! You could’ve been anything you wanted to!

  • @zoemor4205
    @zoemor4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best of Russel is the stories about his dad.so much love i feel he misses him so much.

  • @gfa9693
    @gfa9693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    someone said Puttin, i'm calling to KGB

    • @ankitaaarya
      @ankitaaarya 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You name is russian

    • @ineffabledharmicpolytheist7828
      @ineffabledharmicpolytheist7828 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      None of them including him Said putin 🤭, he Said putt it sounds like putin 🤗

    • @timomastosalo
      @timomastosalo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should've said Gorbachev, Brezhnev, Hrushchev or Stalin, for you to call KGB.
      You call them about Putin, nobody will answer.

    • @doodmann5898
      @doodmann5898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Да

    • @rjpena6273
      @rjpena6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marry is that a KBG? Im calling the CIA!

  • @moo-kun
    @moo-kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I thought his Dad was gonna say: Son... If _you_ dance, you'll break something! 😹😹😹

  • @ABab-jf2jb
    @ABab-jf2jb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He is so funny! I am binge watching his videos. Thank you R Peters! Great show!

  • @z4ynRx
    @z4ynRx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I'm a baggage handler now 😂

    • @jackturnock821
      @jackturnock821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      haha yeah im starting in two weeks, i feel attacked.

    • @josephwhite7960
      @josephwhite7960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aspenly0127
      @aspenly0127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      You are an integral part of millions of people’s travel plan be proud of yourself! Keep putting that sucker!

    • @DM-cy7hy
      @DM-cy7hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine you could have been Russel Peters

    • @thana64
      @thana64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought his Dad would say something like “they take the baggage... and go. Take it... and go”.

  • @saurabhshrivastava224
    @saurabhshrivastava224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His dad's accent is fantastic...

  • @arunjames6494
    @arunjames6494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    it's been forever I've seen this guy I love him and his accents

  • @murataydian
    @murataydian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Love your work Russell. Greetings from Istanbul!

  • @nmk4465
    @nmk4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Russel, you can’t be as amazing comedian that you are & not be super smart! In my eyes, you are brilliant. You are making so many people happy, you are giving back to humanity in such a meaningful way! Proud of you!

    • @kameelsabri2382
      @kameelsabri2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's alright but I personally find it cringeworthy and awkward when he makes fun of his own audience members, sure it's a joke and classed as humour but its classed as bullying when it happens in school, college and work places. You hardly ever see the legendary comedians do that.

    • @kameelsabri2382
      @kameelsabri2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @bad bad mc bad you're idea of legendary comedians definitely differ from mine. I'm talking the likes of Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. These comedians barely did it, Russel couldn't pull of a show without doing it.

    • @lam27nov82
      @lam27nov82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kameelsabri2382 more like listening to Eminem and saying he not as good as Tupac. Why cos Eminem picks other artists in his songs? C'mon now! Can you just appreciate talent. His audiences prefer to sit on the front row and have a good time. But some remote keyboard warrior has a problem.

    • @kameelsabri2382
      @kameelsabri2382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lam27nov82 lol. Your name basically sums you up. Lam...wtf?!

    • @lam27nov82
      @lam27nov82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kameelsabri2382 oh now I get it. You are nothing but an internet troll.

  • @noelion1980
    @noelion1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just found Russell Peters two days ago and I have binge watching all of his shows. So funny!

  • @UrsulaRistauSchaefer
    @UrsulaRistauSchaefer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This never gets old. I laugh every time

  • @almosteverything3825
    @almosteverything3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    this guy is a legend...

  • @coffeethings7563
    @coffeethings7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    😂 So funny. “You take the baggages & you putt it on the plane”

  • @crinacristina8319
    @crinacristina8319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Greetings from Romania, I'm a huge fan !
    You are awesome Russell.
    👍

  • @avipaul07
    @avipaul07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Y'all need to stop nagging. This performance is from 2016, it's mentioned in the description 🙄

  • @fatimaelaidi2667
    @fatimaelaidi2667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    He's hilarious 😂😂

  • @lutchdomanengroomupadiachy2743
    @lutchdomanengroomupadiachy2743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    1:38 Baggage... Handler!!!

  • @midodorgham2007
    @midodorgham2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:26 that eye roll 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽 Love u and ur jokes

  • @Rizkiaqa
    @Rizkiaqa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It was like my father. He always told about great job vacancy. We love our Dad. Never give up, to develop our self (that is our father think 💪)

  • @djvelocity
    @djvelocity 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my faaavorite joke of his. Always kills! 🔥😆😅

  • @UntaintedIndigoChild
    @UntaintedIndigoChild 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This skid was very well written. I love it.

  • @dub.rchapman75F
    @dub.rchapman75F 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some body going to get ah hert old school fav thanks for sharing.

  • @ejsgarage
    @ejsgarage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    You will graduate...one day... lol That is how I ended up on TH-cam

    • @AM-ss4ww
      @AM-ss4ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EJ'S GARAGE and i hope you will suceed in it bro

    • @ejsgarage
      @ejsgarage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AM-ss4ww Thank you

  • @alhasan_27
    @alhasan_27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You can dance on your break” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chittisplays2520
    @chittisplays2520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Russell never gets old

  • @nawwk79
    @nawwk79 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Son, you can dance on your break.”
    Gets me every time 🤣

  • @niranjunnu
    @niranjunnu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I miss the funny Russell Peters I once loved.

  • @georgeb6200
    @georgeb6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This came up to my recommendation and my first thought was it's the Indian detective I always felt that show could have been better but it was still a great show and casting

  • @itsybitzzy
    @itsybitzzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That one phrase..... "putt it"... LOL!!!!

  • @shengshirleylor
    @shengshirleylor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Russell, I'm coming to see your show in Grand Rapids, MI in a couple days!! I really want a picture with you or else, somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!!!

    • @0A1630
      @0A1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

  • @LargestClassifieds
    @LargestClassifieds 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    WoW this is so entertaining, I literally fell off my chair laughing so hard.

  • @rewajamir9190
    @rewajamir9190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never get bored of his old jokes...

  • @overcomer4226
    @overcomer4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love it when he does the Indian accent speaking English

  • @janellgange5904
    @janellgange5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was fabulous! So funny!! Parent problems!

  • @Justmeandmythoughts55
    @Justmeandmythoughts55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He has that funny face that makes me laugh b4 i hear him talk 😂

  • @cheriengoc3186
    @cheriengoc3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love u man!!!

  • @asadshah2718
    @asadshah2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish there was less echo 😏
    Every word of Russell Peters is priceless

  • @nestatonik
    @nestatonik 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Last line, dance on your break 🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @NycStray_animals
    @NycStray_animals 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is no doubt that he is one of the best in this game !

  • @skyhigh2118
    @skyhigh2118 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm an airline pilot, and trust me Russell, you're doing way better than any pilot could ever dream of even. Wish your dad was there to see that though :)

  • @MsSharTV
    @MsSharTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never gets old 👌

  • @Appy_patel
    @Appy_patel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Old jokes Peter !! 😂😂 I have seen your videos enough now 😂

  • @bodjka
    @bodjka 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats with 1mill) gl

  • @missdirection4616
    @missdirection4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great shit tho man thankyou

  • @klimqx
    @klimqx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad he changed it a bit and removed that awkward focus focus part

  • @monrongmei454
    @monrongmei454 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg.. can't stop laughing 😂🤣🤣🤪

  • @timothykang5729
    @timothykang5729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how the camera pans out when he mentions "putt" like they knew he was going to do the putting motion then zooms back in afterwards.

  • @kayladionyssiou3636
    @kayladionyssiou3636 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to remember not to eat or drink while I watch this guy! Hilarious!

  • @vutivichauke9196
    @vutivichauke9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was a baggage handler between 2011-13 in South Africa...love it.😂😂

  • @hmb8801
    @hmb8801 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a cool dad.

  • @PeterKertesz2013
    @PeterKertesz2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Legendary! :D

  • @jodyburke8328
    @jodyburke8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg you are hilarious. Live it

  • @Jiggy_cs
    @Jiggy_cs 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the putting part was hillarious hahah xD

  • @dad.0
    @dad.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome content as always!

  • @jalan_jalan_santai
    @jalan_jalan_santai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorit 😂

  • @missMila90
    @missMila90 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is insane lolll 🤣🤣🤣👏👏

  • @irvinekamal
    @irvinekamal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats 1 million subscribers Russell

  • @bobbobek2098
    @bobbobek2098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So it looks like a good material is finished now

  • @joelpickell9352
    @joelpickell9352 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE IT!

  • @grahamefreestone5309
    @grahamefreestone5309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I started my new job today as a baggage handler. I thought it was an easy job, but
    there's a lot to take on board.. ;-) 🇬🇧

  • @bizzare9380
    @bizzare9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrats on 1 000 000 subs

  • @miscellaneous3372
    @miscellaneous3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Literally when he thought his dad wanted him to be a pilot, I thought a 9/11 joke was coming up.

    • @SuzLa1
      @SuzLa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why would an Anglo-Indian Catholic be connected to terrorism?

    • @miscellaneous3372
      @miscellaneous3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuzLa1 the accent

    • @badkaladoo8637
      @badkaladoo8637 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh boy, ya need to go out into the world bit more

  • @georgecorrea8530
    @georgecorrea8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Russell Peters is brilliant.

  • @coltoncyr2283
    @coltoncyr2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Need to see this guy live 😂

  • @salramos3rd
    @salramos3rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    King Julian is hilarious! 🤣😂🤣

  • @McDnyss
    @McDnyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought this was gonna be some motivational speech but it turned out that it’s a comedy club

  • @2cer2
    @2cer2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He mentioned his father many times on his show. He must missed him so bad.

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!, ...
    somebody

  • @clashwithhotsticklegendary6632
    @clashwithhotsticklegendary6632 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is amazing ☺I'm waiting for more Indian detective !

  • @kiffaj9982
    @kiffaj9982 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna be a break dancer. Son,you can dance...on your break. Classic.
    Queenslander

    • @Stw077
      @Stw077 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣💯

  • @Hotlooksamerica
    @Hotlooksamerica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Sound recording off between left and right ears. All talk on left. All audience on right? Is this altered?

    • @ecsyntric
      @ecsyntric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      somebody gonna get a hearing aid... somebody

    • @bhatbasit8614
      @bhatbasit8614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah something is off about the audio when you listen to it on earphones

    • @Hotlooksamerica
      @Hotlooksamerica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Odarp Swavey initial thoughts exactly

  • @latinamarie80
    @latinamarie80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Son.... U can dance on ur break- 15 minutes at a time!🤣🤣🤣 But at 16 he'll only have 1 break maybe🤷?

  • @BRAG3A
    @BRAG3A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Almost 1 million subs

  • @marylouirick7316
    @marylouirick7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My Dad told me, l got 2 washes flrs.,THANK God l got a job with the Fed Gov't
    @ age 18yrs old.Praises The Lord 📿

  • @joshua3808
    @joshua3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is a legend

  • @boobooweezlz5764
    @boobooweezlz5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love from Florida Russel! When are you coming to Tampa next?

  • @dghvdhfhhb6405
    @dghvdhfhhb6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn I could so relate to this guy. This was mad funny too lol

  • @Sami_Sweden
    @Sami_Sweden 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you man

  • @NotSoStrongGuy
    @NotSoStrongGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This shit is fuckin hilarious 🤣

  • @The_Narrator_
    @The_Narrator_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    YAY 1 MILLION LETS GO!!!

  • @KunalMankodi
    @KunalMankodi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The 'Focus' sign 🤣

  • @alexxxx9221
    @alexxxx9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He could just talk about is father😂😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • @ItsChriscampos
    @ItsChriscampos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I thought I came for a motivational speech about how he overcame struggle lol

  • @wilrobles9824
    @wilrobles9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dad sure had wonderful expectations.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹