Be Careful Who You Bully. Orlando Baxter - Full Special

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  • @mlbx123
    @mlbx123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    This is a very close family friend of mine and he’s hilarious!!! He grew up with my family and I’m seeing his show on Saturday I’m glad to support my family and see him doing his thang cause he be killing us at the house when he’s around support him y’all!!

    • @barbaraduval9540
      @barbaraduval9540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      no worries he had me at the lazy eye,

    • @andymedina8235
      @andymedina8235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Your family friend Orlando is awesome!👍

    • @eastcoastenergy
      @eastcoastenergy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's good!!!

    • @steviekombolis4480
      @steviekombolis4480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Please thank him for me. I am dealing with some tough problems that are pretty much all I think about. This set was so good (and super impressive from someone only doing standup for four years) that I was laughing all the way through it. It was a very welcome and much needed distraction.

    • @marciaguzman2831
      @marciaguzman2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lucky u! ☺️😚

  • @weekendwarriorT7
    @weekendwarriorT7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2908

    Give this man a Netflix show, he is hilarious. I literally LOL

    • @thisqueenwontquit9699
      @thisqueenwontquit9699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I dot want to discredit him...but he reminds me of Dave Chappelle …. tone and temple

    • @henry5788
      @henry5788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thisqueenwontquit9699 100%

    • @ThundrThigh
      @ThundrThigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This is the first case of correct usage of "LOL" I've seen in a decade. Proud of you.

    • @ye2low
      @ye2low 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed!

    • @its_just_marvlus
      @its_just_marvlus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Laughed out loud, and evryone uses it as laughing out loud

  • @galeweaver790
    @galeweaver790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I'm a retired teacher who taught for 17 years in a public high school. Everything he said about teaching is TRUE!

    • @fathertimegaming17
      @fathertimegaming17 ปีที่แล้ว

      No WAY?

    • @laminebadiane2351
      @laminebadiane2351 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks for your service.
      Knowledge is the 🔑

    • @A_Amazi
      @A_Amazi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep! I bet you were also not surprised when they dumped the whole class on him. I’m only surprised it was just that class period!

    • @kathyyoung1774
      @kathyyoung1774 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes!

  • @nishisalott1839
    @nishisalott1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    It is weird that even though this is a comedy special, that I find his voice to be very soothing?

    • @TheCarlinCoop
      @TheCarlinCoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was thinking the exact thing!! It’s soo soothing

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nope. Not weird. I have a few comedians I listen to when I’m feeling sad just because I love the sound of their voice.

    • @ChristinaBlack4083
      @ChristinaBlack4083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree. 😁

    • @charlottehanna790
      @charlottehanna790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He has a nice voice.

    • @alexricky87
      @alexricky87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was a teacher so he needed that soothing voice to calm down students like cat boy lol

  • @norahal7582
    @norahal7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    As a teacher this is way too accurate for my comfort.

    • @eleahanz1334
      @eleahanz1334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same.

    • @Darlene528
      @Darlene528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So am I and he’s hilarious!

    • @sarahholland2600
      @sarahholland2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As an ex teacher, I agree😁

    • @denawagner360
      @denawagner360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Speaks to the state of education at K-12. Teachers are fed up, so are keeping D's. It'd be great if they worked together to create a meaningful & connective curriculum. Obviously both groups are over it. That M, for Massachusetts Capitol made me lmao! Perfect example of miscommunication.

    • @Clothilde7
      @Clothilde7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      French high school math teacher here.
      I totally agree.
      We have the same thing from the fight to the foreign kid. THE SAME!

  • @SssshirazzzZ
    @SssshirazzzZ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Dry Bar Comedy has the best stand-up on TH-cam

  • @mariagalvan5593
    @mariagalvan5593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Loved this. My husband and I are Dominicans and almost fell of the chair laughing so hard with the Dominican jokes

    • @Maestro-gh2ei
      @Maestro-gh2ei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Este tipo es una cura 🤣

    • @mirandabisnou1307
      @mirandabisnou1307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Basketball black, not baseball 😂🤣😂🤣😂🥰👍🏻. He's hysterical 🤣💞. Love it!!! Tambien soy de Rep. Dom. 🤗

    • @allanyates8978
      @allanyates8978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And u made me laff much more reading your comment...

    • @aamazintribe
      @aamazintribe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maria Galvan No you Cha Cha Slide & Bachata your cheeks right off your chair. Booyaka!¡!

    • @dearashton
      @dearashton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Basketball black not Baseball black 🤣🤣

  • @jessejohnson159
    @jessejohnson159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    The best comedians take stuff we see every day... and show you how funny it is! Orlando Baxter nailed it!

    • @thebenc1537
      @thebenc1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he is one of the funny ones

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't see cat boys every day - but now I wish I would! 😅

    • @BryanChance
      @BryanChance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He sure did!! So good..

    • @akiinefaexperiencinglife
      @akiinefaexperiencinglife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every day stuff is funny if you think deep, because we have a created a way of life,and taken it for reality and it's not. We are afraid to accept we do not know a thing. Comedy exposes some of these and since it's comedy people laugh it off and go back to the same old way of life.

    • @rosieaguilar-moreno9311
      @rosieaguilar-moreno9311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      0000

  • @jamesedgar3442
    @jamesedgar3442 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    This clip just came into my YT feed. I haven't laughed this hard in years. I had to pause it several times. In the 54 years I have been on this earth, that cappuccino joke is in the top 5 of "funniest joke I've ever heard." The video ended 5 minutes ago and my breathing still isn't back to normal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @choney324
      @choney324 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The pajama and cat joke 😂😂😂!!!

    • @choney324
      @choney324 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes, the cappuccino joke is priceless!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xblJoey
    @xblJoey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    On point Dominican accent!!! Great storyteller! Had my attention the entire time and I didn't want him to finish

    • @humbleonemoretime7025
      @humbleonemoretime7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's what she said

    • @is_mizo7486
      @is_mizo7486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@humbleonemoretime7025 LMFAOOOO

    • @nonashorty926
      @nonashorty926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Orlandito que paso

    • @soulnemesis2793
      @soulnemesis2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot to pause 😅

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      humble servant dammit you beat me to it 😂

  • @Malchior_Rises
    @Malchior_Rises 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    "But why should I be the only one uncomfortable" lmaoo yas. This is how to live

    • @firehorsewoman414
      @firehorsewoman414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kalpana that was my favorite bit and I am a white girl LOL

    • @joejones2223
      @joejones2223 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His name is Derrick lol cat sounds lol

  • @RustyMoffett
    @RustyMoffett ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I listened to this while I was roofing my house. Nearly fell off the ladder I was laughing so hard!

    • @nicolita410
      @nicolita410 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was really stupid

  • @MrJossure
    @MrJossure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    There was nothing dry about his bars! Dude is hilarious! Can we show some love to clean comedy ladies and gentlemen! ... EDIT: WOW! 600+ likes and counting. I am humbled. From the bottom of my heart, thank you very much!

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Amen

    • @sandrawillis7577
      @sandrawillis7577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes indeed😊💯👌

    • @TheCarlinCoop
      @TheCarlinCoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love clean comedy!!! It’s hilarious and without profanity and nasty talk

    • @jacquelineandrews1464
      @jacquelineandrews1464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U all need to see armando anto as well he is clean and hilarious

    • @kellyfoster8873
      @kellyfoster8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Totally Agree with "clean" routine!! Especially for today's time of comedy!!

  • @loganmballantyne
    @loganmballantyne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    We had a fight break out and a small woman comes to break it up. As the two dudes are throwing hands, one of them elbows the lady right in the nose as he cocked back for a swing. The lady picks herself back up with a bunch of blood pouring out of her face and she is FURIOUS! She grabs the arm of the young man who struck her, flips him, stress pins him, and cuffs him. Home girl is the teacher for our criminal justice course and served in the LAPD for over a decade before coming to teach! She was yelling at the dude with all this blood is getting spat everywhere! Looking like she was a goblin out of hell, everyone scrammed. Best fight memory I have.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well, in future, you know who to put your money on 😅

    • @violetsickness7315
      @violetsickness7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This just sounds fake. Everyone scrammed? 😂😂😂

    • @nicolarollinson4381
      @nicolarollinson4381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@violetsickness7315
      🤔 think he means scrambled

    • @Jane-gk9pj
      @Jane-gk9pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M

    • @AwinoWrites
      @AwinoWrites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@violetsickness7315 That...sounds...fake? Do people round where you live not believe in self preservation?

  • @maddyclair3121
    @maddyclair3121 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This guy is the bomb. So glad I found him. Expert story teller, imitator.
    So funny… so clever.
    So great at the “callback”.
    Thanks, Orlando.
    I sent this video link on to 6 more people!

  • @mrs.w8193
    @mrs.w8193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    “ Hey Urkle, do something Urkely.”
    “So I took my pencil and I stabbed him.” Lmao 🤣🤣🤣. He’s laying in the floor and I said “Did I do that?”
    I definitely wasn’t expecting that 😩🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

    • @soulcheftanya
      @soulcheftanya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Dont bully the wrong people I guess. 😂😂😂

    • @fobsters1
      @fobsters1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wasn't expecting that either...🤣🤣🤣

    • @akeemg.8969
      @akeemg.8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The icing on the cake is "Did I do that?" was Urkle's most popular catchphrase. Lol

    • @1Nida
      @1Nida 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That was brilliant!

    • @87lovebonita
      @87lovebonita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I FLATLINED ➖➖

  • @NickyMac22
    @NickyMac22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Don’t watch this when the rest of your household is asleep and you’re trying to be quiet. My stomach muscles were aching from stifling my laughter.

    • @goddessbybirth8456
      @goddessbybirth8456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Too late I had tears trying to stay quiet

    • @nishisalott1839
      @nishisalott1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is me every time I am watching something funny. It is HARD to keep it in.

    • @nordicpink
      @nordicpink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honey. I just let it out. My daughter will fuss at me later for being loud while she was trying to sleep!🤣

    • @rachelstratman8901
      @rachelstratman8901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Up at 2:30am, sweating from laughter!

    • @fishingwithdervent
      @fishingwithdervent 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁

  • @Uzodesign
    @Uzodesign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I'm seeing this guy for the first time and he's totally hilarious.

    • @Radiatoron88
      @Radiatoron88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too, and agreed!

  • @bsktballman08
    @bsktballman08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Im browsing TH-cam on my tv, come across this and click. I hear, “I’m basketball black, not baseball black.” That’s when I put the remote down, found what I was looking for.

    • @Mont3000
      @Mont3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Exact same thing I did. At first I was like oh hell 22 min? I'm about to turn this, until I heard that.

    • @BrianLopez-gz8ux
      @BrianLopez-gz8ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @gerickson9552
      @gerickson9552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I died laughing right then.

    • @skuggikuwa8989
      @skuggikuwa8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a baseball black that's mixed with basketball black this joke got me too

    • @catpursel4644
      @catpursel4644 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such a good line. 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @J.R.J86
    @J.R.J86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    “ come on sun, give it to me so I can run faster” 😭😂😭😭😂🤣

    • @valentyneisaacson9306
      @valentyneisaacson9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brooo😂😂😂

    • @thomasinmoore1162
      @thomasinmoore1162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sadejones6657
      @sadejones6657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sunlight does gives you energy or "charge u up"

    • @liveyourdream5611
      @liveyourdream5611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deejay306
      @deejay306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sad that that white women knew mike about Black ppl than a Black man did. We do not need sunscreen and we need to absorb sunlight more than other ppl the way God made us, to synthesize Vitamin D and strengthen our immune system.

  • @KevinDuvernay
    @KevinDuvernay ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I watch a lot of stand up. Dry Bar has turned me on to many extreemly funny Comics that I never heard about.. Orlando Baxter is top shelf comedy. Thank You Dry Bar..

  • @donovans6472
    @donovans6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    clean comedians that can make you laugh is highly appreciative....i hope we continue to have comedians like these

    • @argo12
      @argo12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just keep watching this channel. None of their performers are vulgar. They might use foul language in other venues, but not at Dry Bar.

  • @taquaeanderson2683
    @taquaeanderson2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "I'm Basketball Black... not Baseball Black"...Hilarious 🤣👌🥰

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I loved that line the best!

    • @taquaeanderson2683
      @taquaeanderson2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jennifergersch9126 🤣🤣🤣 me too

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@taquaeanderson2683 The New York Yankees would love that! So true!!!

    • @DeadDogInc
      @DeadDogInc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would make more sense as football black

    • @KingN8Boogie
      @KingN8Boogie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DeadDogInc nope. Made perfect sense.

  • @kingares9768
    @kingares9768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    That cappuccino joke was genius 😂😂😂

    • @Kotazo85
      @Kotazo85 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      cap-a-chino. yup, the guy had Dominican neighbors indeed. I wonder If my fellow Costa Ricans moving to NJ or Florida have the same effect on their new friends.

    • @Godsbutterfly4923
      @Godsbutterfly4923 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂🤣🤣

  • @Beginyourriding
    @Beginyourriding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    I won't be able to order a cappuccino now without laughing at the counter.

    • @7esseanime
      @7esseanime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When I first heard that word at a coffee shop, had to ask them too repeat, cuz I could only hear the slang. Till they described that it was a type of coffee.

    • @MsMookalate
      @MsMookalate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Way* the funniest line in the whole set. It might be the funniest thing I've yet heard in all of Dry Bar Comedy.

    • @bellaeva4348
      @bellaeva4348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣

    • @JGreen-et9sv
      @JGreen-et9sv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died at that part

  • @rickymwamba9681
    @rickymwamba9681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    Clean comedy! No F word, no N word, no B words! No swearing, no profanities!

    • @teahgurl
      @teahgurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🔥🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @llewxamej65
      @llewxamej65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hence the “DRYBAR” label..... many comedians can do clean routines.

    • @OMGAnotherday
      @OMGAnotherday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      👍🏼

    • @rmm3803
      @rmm3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sinbad's the king of the clean genre.

    • @MicahiLove
      @MicahiLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He did curse one time but that was it.

  • @NightmaresStorm
    @NightmaresStorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The cat kid really killed it I really hope there's a sequel 😂

  • @dbrown2567
    @dbrown2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Orlando is seriously talented in comedy. I agree that this man definitely should have a Netflix special

  • @evadtrent5607
    @evadtrent5607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    This feels like those nineties or early 2000s sitcoms. He is very very funny

    • @KingMe725
      @KingMe725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking that. He'd make a good writer for a sitcom.

    • @misbahailia3345
      @misbahailia3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very natrual, classic comedian.

  • @jasonpham6422
    @jasonpham6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    He's funny and his timing and deliver y are top notch. I especially like his calm demeanor.

    • @raylenenielsen5943
      @raylenenielsen5943 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve found that those comedians who deliver with calmness are the ones that I really enjoy.

    • @MrLawalker
      @MrLawalker ปีที่แล้ว

      YES!😂

  • @nicolejorge1536
    @nicolejorge1536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    As a proud Dominican, I'm in tears!!! He's so good.

  • @doggiesareangels
    @doggiesareangels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    His voice is so soothing. Audible authors please hire him!!

  • @Kalliopa0122
    @Kalliopa0122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I’m Brazilian and I know fluent English, but once in a while something funny still happens.
    A while back I was working at a new restaurant and my boss said to me that he would have someone show me the ropes. I said “what ropes?” 😂
    I used to get embarrassed as a teenager because of bullying, but as an adult, it’s just funny to me 🤣

    • @anb.9386
      @anb.9386 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😅 hey there. Just reading this a year later. So, what color and texture were these ropes? Were they worth the wait? 😂

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *What* ropes? What kinda of ropes ARE there?
      Kinda like the god-awful flick Fifty Shades of Grey?
      *How many colors of grey ARE there?* 😂😂
      Or something like that.
      What kinds of different colors of ropes are there?
      What different kinds of texture were there?
      What about the quality of the ropes ARE there?
      Are there different prices for ropes?
      Was your then-employer talking about life's lessons?
      Or lassos? 😅

    • @Randytherumbler
      @Randytherumbler 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@anb.9386👍. Yes. Life's lessons. And lassos!

    • @sonquatsch8585
      @sonquatsch8585 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One speaks fluent english.

    • @davidaugustofc2574
      @davidaugustofc2574 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rope + Black + Tree = 💀

  • @ajkolody8887
    @ajkolody8887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    I had a math teacher that hissed at us like a goose when we weren't doing our homework. He was one of the most popular teachers.

    • @pixelbucket8884
      @pixelbucket8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      My high school had a teacher who regularly stood up and beat his chest like Tarzan. Scream and all. Believe it or not, he was the most sane teacher there.

    • @DanteKSA
      @DanteKSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pixelbucket8884 WTF😂😂

    • @dearbrave4183
      @dearbrave4183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha what?😂

    • @yazajag
      @yazajag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pixelbucket8884 Lmfao sounds like my high school..😂😂😂

    • @sanael1348
      @sanael1348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pixelbucket8884 that's how he kept his sanity 🤣🤣

  • @oraeaton1682
    @oraeaton1682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Im a former history teacher. "Don't clap cuz I got out!"😂🤣😂

  • @joymarie715
    @joymarie715 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I just re-watched this again from a while ago. He is so flipping hysterical his delivery, his motions, his actions, a comedic genius.!!!!!

  • @manavpandey1175
    @manavpandey1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    What a breath of fresh air. He needs to be famous now!!! Hilarious

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes,refreshingly good and expert at his craft.

  • @jant596
    @jant596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    I've been a school bus driver for 23 years, so I can totally relate. That part about sending the kid back on the bus if they haven't taken their medication, no way. After they all get off of the bus, we be gone!! lol

    • @CynthiasTikka
      @CynthiasTikka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It must get crazy on that school bus. Thanks for taking care of the kids to and from school. ❤

    • @nishisalott1839
      @nishisalott1839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This made me laugh. Thank YOU! I needed this!

    • @jessicayoung7132
      @jessicayoung7132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's also very sad when they don't know the capitals of the States. It's only getting worse. Other countries no more America than kids today.

    • @steevehoyoufat9155
      @steevehoyoufat9155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "My job is done" huh? Lmao

    • @fierdrages6523
      @fierdrages6523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessicayoung7132 what? Even Americans know a good chunk at least, or did I take this literally like that Dominican kid. I've seen Europeans not know our own capital

  • @christineferguson845
    @christineferguson845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    God has given you a beautiful gift.
    You are one of my favorite comedians...
    You crack me up.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ktnixon81
    @ktnixon81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    As a 15 year high school teacher I FEEL this waaaaayyyy too much! And some parents wait until their kids get home to give them their medication so they raise hell in school but are calm at home. First parent teacher conference they’ll say you’re lying about their behavior because “they don’t act like that at home”. Yeah we know!!!
    And he is so right about ESL students and how schools/teachers don’t always choose their words wisely or consider language differences. I teach chemistry and during lab safety I told them they need to rinse their eyes if something gets in it. My sweetheart student didn’t know what rinse meant so I said wash your eyes. She was mortified! She thought I meant that you’d need to put soap in your eyes. We both laughed after we closed the communication gap.

    • @InquisitiveUniverse
      @InquisitiveUniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I totally agree with your first paragraph.

    • @SuperSpecies
      @SuperSpecies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gavinb1936 yeah because the grammar was bad, it should have said something like "as a high school teacher of 15 years" or "as a 15 year veteran of high school teaching"

    • @earlsgaming2137
      @earlsgaming2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gavinb1936 Me too. Had to revisit the beginning because something "didn't feel right". 😁

  • @humptydumpty720
    @humptydumpty720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This man had me rolling. So glad I stumbled on this.

  • @naomifeliz6931
    @naomifeliz6931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Don't think I've ever laughed this much in a comedy show. This guy is gold and he needs a Netflix special!

  • @Rualnys
    @Rualnys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Orlando is clean and hilarious, amazing timing. Top notch comedian.

  • @1c2h3e4u5n6g
    @1c2h3e4u5n6g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    I’m Chinese, that “Cap-a-Cheeno” joke was hilarious 🤣 🤣

  • @elig6590
    @elig6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    They say that if a comedian can make the audience laugh hard without using profanity, the he/she is a true comedian. Thank you Baxter for your clean, well thought out and refreshing comedy!

    • @sikwitit773
      @sikwitit773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idgaf if they curse or not funny is funny

    • @harisdiz.5817
      @harisdiz.5817 ปีที่แล้ว

      However, they never do laugh as hard and as long as when a comedian uses profanities.

    • @MrLawalker
      @MrLawalker ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "They" who???
      Suburbanites??
      Do suburbanites say this??
      Who? Who says this??

  • @sandrawilliams367
    @sandrawilliams367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Love that he does routine without profanity - and is refreshingly funny as heck - Yasssssssssssssssss

    • @Eternity4ME
      @Eternity4ME 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      All of dry bar is like that.

    • @slagwill5599
      @slagwill5599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m starting to think that DRYBAR is just that -- “dry”, no profanity.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@slagwill5599 it's no alcohol in regards to the dry...

    • @slagwill5599
      @slagwill5599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bayoubilly5176 - well of course that’s “literal” - a literal dry bar is non alcoholic -- this is figurative. Lol. You know - like a apt metaphor which has nothing whatsoever to do with drinking but with cussing . See how that works? “Dry” here applies to “plain comedy” just as it applies to a non-alcoholic bar. No getting drunk - no curse words. That’s the whole point. A play on words.

    • @giantfisher
      @giantfisher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Incase you didn't know, NONE of the comedians use profanity on this channel, "Dry Bar Comedy". And yes, it is VERY refreshing.
      Be healthy and safe.

  • @madgiemadgie9128
    @madgiemadgie9128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    All his accents are ON POINT! So happy to finally be able to watch comedy without wincing at the foul language parts. And I actually laughed out loud for most of it! Very very talented story teller and comedian.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🇳🇬

  • @Nyurufu
    @Nyurufu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I'm an ESL teacher so this was twice as funny to me. 😆

  • @phredbookley183
    @phredbookley183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Scores all tied up. .... Zero to zero." Literally laughed out loud on that one. Haha

  • @Queen.AnneBoleyn
    @Queen.AnneBoleyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "Sorry, I'm basketball black, not baseball black." 😁😆 He's just hilarious 😂 I'm here for the 2nd time to watch this.

    • @sarahtiferet9025
      @sarahtiferet9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @martinreyes273
      @martinreyes273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me three

    • @carolloveskiwis
      @carolloveskiwis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best line ever. His delivery is perfect.

    • @heavensarchive777
      @heavensarchive777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only the second time ? Not good enough, I'm here for the 12th time, step your game up lol jk

  • @sarahtiferet9025
    @sarahtiferet9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    OMG!!! Teacher here = THANK YOU!! its been rouuuugh these past 2 years. I just recommended this to my fellow Teachers right before the Holiday Break ,cuz we were all dragggging== We LOVED and appreciated that Peace , from South Berkeley ,Ca

    • @firesign4297
      @firesign4297 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🙏🏿🫂Thank You All For Your Unbelievable Fabulous Service.🙏🏿🫂❤️

  • @samuellueth9012
    @samuellueth9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "You ain't real teacher son, because if you were; you wouldn't be crying"!

  • @inaminute1826
    @inaminute1826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "The teacher told me to CRACK the window" No way!!!! 😂😂😂🤯

    • @modimmusic9571
      @modimmusic9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cap a chino? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @robertscott1983
      @robertscott1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funniest shyt

    • @akeembobo8530
      @akeembobo8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@modimmusic9571 right 😂😂😂😂

    • @ghulamrabbani9356
      @ghulamrabbani9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂 the t-shirt told me to crackhead window

  • @Kajatt
    @Kajatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Impressive, all the characters referenced were hilarious. Teachers are truly one of our superheroes 🙌🏾 Especially the ones that are now comedians!

  • @moniquemonique9467
    @moniquemonique9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    As a teacher, everything he said about the school system is TRUE!! It is like a looney house rather than an education institution. ..Kids on medication, bipolar, schizo, they like fighting-both black and white kids, they dont know how to reason and process information correctly. I taught 12th grade which is British Lit in GA. I pulled up a world map on the projector and asked the students where Britain was located. One of my seniors eagerly raised his hand and then dashed off to the board and proudly pointed to Brazil on the map😬

    • @85skrilla
      @85skrilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @malorie8557
      @malorie8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because parents aren't raising adults anymore. Parents have given up.

    • @elsajones6325
      @elsajones6325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The worst part is they're overwhelmed with hormones and don't hold back.

    • @bendangjamir7735
      @bendangjamir7735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fierdrages6523
      @fierdrages6523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Britian is one of the easy ones? How'd he get that wrong

  • @lh1177
    @lh1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    "Just cause we darker than you, doesn't mean our skin is made out of solar panels" 🤣🤣

    • @andrewbasta3552
      @andrewbasta3552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      photosynthesis

    • @trukturna6816
      @trukturna6816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It actually does tho...ijs

    • @chrisglaze658
      @chrisglaze658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That got me too!

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@trukturna6816 A Physics major in our midst! Yup, black absorbs light, white reflects it.

    • @karyrodriguez6651
      @karyrodriguez6651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      This was amazing but for the record our skin factually and absolutely contains melanin which absorb sunlight and turn it into energy. “Melanin effectively absorbs light. In fact, it is able to dissipate over 99.9% of absorbed UV radiation. This means that the pigment can shield skin from harmful sun rays. Darker-skinned people are naturally more resistant to the harmful effects of sunlight.”

  • @spacetimeworm
    @spacetimeworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I almost never like a comic enough to search for more videos.
    My next step is to search for more Orlando Baxter videos, because this dude's frickin' awesome!!

  • @SonOfPsalms23
    @SonOfPsalms23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Dude is hilarious
    This set was better than kevin Hart's last two specials

    • @unique5452
      @unique5452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      not much of a compliment, man. . .

    • @ibah6
      @ibah6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      People start hating once someone gets big, if it was the reverse you would say the same thing

    • @kimberlyking9523
      @kimberlyking9523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don’t find Kevin Hart funny at all.

    • @IsmokeHiphopLive
      @IsmokeHiphopLive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AGREE 10000%

  • @byaw13
    @byaw13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This man is gonna shine soon, glad I caught him early.

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's only a handful of dry bar comedians that I really think deserve to be bigger than they seem rn, and Orlando is tied 1st of that handful.
      (If you're curious who I tied them with it was - for me- Josh Sneed.)

  • @kristinamarie5910
    @kristinamarie5910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You are very funny young man! A natural story teller! Reminds me of the days we'd listen to stand up comedians on albums and crack up for hours.

  • @theon_ean_donly
    @theon_ean_donly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "Thirty minutes into the game they're tied up, they're zero to zero".. Hahahaha

    • @anbonner17
      @anbonner17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My favorite part!! 🤣🤣

    • @dorcasntumba9087
      @dorcasntumba9087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol he's sarcasm is annoyingly funny!

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love to bet the spread!

  • @TheWhisperCorner
    @TheWhisperCorner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    He was really good. "Zero to zero" made me giggle.

    • @marthayatq1aaqwqes441
      @marthayatq1aaqwqes441 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ll1

    • @edwardstrinden
      @edwardstrinden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thus collapses the United States.

    • @cinnamonstar808
      @cinnamonstar808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the capital of Massachusetts is "m".
      ---------------------->
      (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Capital can refer to uppercase letters, accumulated wealth, or the city that serves as the seat of a country's or state's government. ♥
      🏆👍★ в𝕒𝕞! 𝓖i𝕄𝓜e them snickers 😂😂😂😂 1-0! girls ..... cat-boy meows

    • @anbonner17
      @anbonner17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This took me by surprise!! 🤣🤣💀

  • @tyronegooch5251
    @tyronegooch5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This guy is hilarious!! Only four years doing standup. Amazing!!

  • @tdsims1963
    @tdsims1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    He's good! I don't mind profanity but it is very nice to hear a routine that doesn't rely on profanity.
    Well done, sir!

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same and I'm always happy to make a point of it - I'm not religious and I swear all the time IRL, but (as someone that spends all day thinking up jokes) I know for a fact that it's that little bit harder to write comedy that leaves an impression while making the conscious effort to keep it clean.
      That is to say: huge respect to Orlando cause this set is 🔥🔥🔥

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Loctorak Are you also a professional comic?

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's Dry Bar. Many more on this channel - never any profanity.

    • @zidan40o0
      @zidan40o0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      replacing profanity with clever words like saying "pencil" instead of "d*ck" and so on makes 10 times funnier.

  • @floridaoceancurrents
    @floridaoceancurrents 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I'll never hear the word cappuccino again without thinking of this routine.

    • @tammys8711
      @tammys8711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too true

    • @nikoladd
      @nikoladd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tammys8711 cup-of-chino

    • @richarddavis178
      @richarddavis178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A lot of people don't get it 🤣

    • @richarddavis178
      @richarddavis178 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You want to Pop a cino

    • @cUser691
      @cUser691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ Leo Duren- Agree- cappuccino was clever… Some might not watch mob movies to know what “to cap someone” means + the Chino as reference to Chinese. Can’t be the same at cafe now

  • @jenr2180
    @jenr2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I've listened to this every few months
    He's hilarious. I subbed for a over a year.

  • @swine13
    @swine13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This guy is brilliant. I need to find more videos of his stand-up. Clever punchlines and nice callbacks. Made me LOL for real, which is rare for me when i watch this kind of thing. 😁👍

    • @optimusprime3484
      @optimusprime3484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      According to other comments he has his own youtube channel.

  • @bigwin2010
    @bigwin2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This guy is great. Never heard of him before, now I wish there was more of him.

  • @athirdwhy9734
    @athirdwhy9734 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So good..and so glad to find this channel. I quit mainstream comedians a while back, and this is now my go to channel for stand up.

  • @christianpalmer225
    @christianpalmer225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    When he went into the teaching stuff, he had me. Yes, I'm a teacher.

    • @clairewillow6475
      @clairewillow6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I work as support staff in a high school and sometimes the teachers ask me to watch the class while they go to the bathroom or make photocopies.
      I love my job, sometimes the teachers ask when I’m going to get my Masters in education so I can be a teacher. I’m like hell naaaah

    • @jamjam731
      @jamjam731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The ISS teacher always get the “cream of the crop” 😂

    • @mybudinesd4545
      @mybudinesd4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Teachers seems to transition well to being Comedians they have so much material

    • @jewlzd5086
      @jewlzd5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need lots of jokes n laughter in our day

  • @larenziosonodimedjo1173
    @larenziosonodimedjo1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. The tone of his voice, how calm he is, his storytelling is just so on point. It made me paint a picture which makes his jokes more funnier 😂😂 Loved it!

  • @joycebriscoe7973
    @joycebriscoe7973 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    So funny and refreshing! Comedy without cursing!

  • @kristinemancillas8242
    @kristinemancillas8242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Watching this while recovering from covid July 2020. He's hilarious!

    • @PitoDaddy
      @PitoDaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best wishes for a speedy recovery. 🙏

    • @skuggikuwa8989
      @skuggikuwa8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How are you now?

    • @ale347baker
      @ale347baker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you doing good now?

  • @attack0nmem0ry
    @attack0nmem0ry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    One of my favorites from Drybar to date. Thanks for the upload.

    • @yingorange99
      @yingorange99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ditto (That means, "same here," to those people that weren't born by the 1970s!)

  • @corablue5569
    @corablue5569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omgoodness- I love this guy!!! Fantastic performance!

  • @emmanuelenyinwa1443
    @emmanuelenyinwa1443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "She quit before she finished taking attendance."
    LOL. I can see this in a movie.

  • @allaroundamazing7007
    @allaroundamazing7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    This was the funniest dry bar comedian I’ve seen.

    • @teahgurl
      @teahgurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EXACTLY

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try Dwayne Perkins too

    • @heatherbridgeman4328
      @heatherbridgeman4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need to watch more then, really good stuff out there.

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heatherbridgeman4328 Tell it like it is. :)

    • @NawfalHasan
      @NawfalHasan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jennifergersch9126 Been watching drybar a lot. My absolute pick of the picks (in no order):
      Dwayne Perkins, Andy Woodhull, Shayne Smith, Kabir Singh, Orlando Baxter, James Johan (highly underrated)
      Honorary mentions: Drew Barth, Kvon and few more.

  • @AwakeNeverWoke
    @AwakeNeverWoke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was an EC teacher, well started out as Special Education...things have changed a lot over the years. Everyone wants their kids to be medicated when they don't really need it. I had one student who actually needed medication in my 15 years of teaching. I could see him across the school parking lot getting off of the bus and tell if he didn't have his medication. There were only a few days that this happened. We had a wonderful Principal, she called the mother and told her we couldn't handle him and not to bring him back until he got his medication. That worked! His mother didn't want to keep him all day.

  • @gwenfusco7292
    @gwenfusco7292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    One of the best comedians I have ever heard! He is Hilarious!!!

    • @briobarb8525
      @briobarb8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loved that it was clean...and still hilarious!

  • @BryanChance
    @BryanChance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "Do you want a CAP-A-CHINO..." ROTFL

    • @tammys8711
      @tammys8711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh my goodness...he walked right up to the line with this one. There is a lot to be said for doing comedy that the audience can watch with their kids.

    • @lyneenovah3094
      @lyneenovah3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It took me a whole minute to get that one 🤣🤣 Genius!

    • @dorcasntumba9087
      @dorcasntumba9087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I spat my food out when he said that!🤣

    • @notsosugacoated8954
      @notsosugacoated8954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get itttt what does it mean???????

    • @GodzillaMelons
      @GodzillaMelons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@notsosugacoated8954 I didn't get it too so I had to look it up. "cap" is a slang for "shoot" (like in shooting a gun), "chino" is a slang for "Chinese". I hope you get it.

  • @elberethfw
    @elberethfw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks. I really appreciate this comedian. He's a brilliant storyteller and humour-ist. I spread this video amongst my family as my step father is a secondary school teacher who cops all the crazies too. I hope this guy continues and that I come across his work in the future

  • @denawagner360
    @denawagner360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Orlando nailed it! So funny, honest, and his body language amplified every joke! Like to see him again, please!

  • @allthingswavy6420
    @allthingswavy6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    As a teacher, a "lifer," his descriptions of students are, well, spot on.

  • @supertouring1
    @supertouring1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I saw him in person as a guest comedian on a cruise. He was hilarious.

  • @GerardBeaubrun
    @GerardBeaubrun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I've had terrible days and each time I come back here to laugh and reset my energy.Thank you for this Orlando,
    When it go to the Cap a Chino joke, I clapped in admiration and entertainment. I wish you the very best my good sir.

  • @musicluvr70
    @musicluvr70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Five months later and I watched it again, and laughed just as hard as the first time.

  • @dolphinschild62
    @dolphinschild62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG, don't be eating breakfast while watching Orlando Baxter. Several times I almost spit my food out, and choking while laughing!. Yes he needs a special. Sandy

  • @MikeLaBelle
    @MikeLaBelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    This is great. Start to finish 🤣🤣

    • @inonsagaly1933
      @inonsagaly1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mike what are doing here🤣🤣 great fifa videos tho Ino G

    • @astrangerwhocares7577
      @astrangerwhocares7577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frr

    • @user-ov4sl7wf7r
      @user-ov4sl7wf7r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I lost it at , you ain’t no real teacher or you wouldn’t be crying...

    • @hollieshepperd5661
      @hollieshepperd5661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@edithdlp8045 9

    • @roseanndolcimascolo4023
      @roseanndolcimascolo4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Life
      Is
      Meant to be filled with love 💘 joy 😂🥲🥲😂 and laughs 😅naturally and daily
      RDesignsInk 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
      I love this channel
      thanks to John J. 4 turning me onto the
      DRY 🍸 BAR

  • @denisesorenson4000
    @denisesorenson4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So funny! My whole family are Educators, so relatable. He is on the money with this. Love him!!
    "had to quit got tired of driving to work hoping building was on fire"".

  • @stephiegee5416
    @stephiegee5416 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “If you were a real teacher, you wouldn’t be crying!” 🤣 IM DEAD!!!

  • @jacobm.6411
    @jacobm.6411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    😭😭😂😂 the tshirt told me to crack the window

    • @lathryx
      @lathryx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Donnovan Bennett XD!

    • @shalitawashington8110
      @shalitawashington8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I work at a school and this really happened one day and I could not stop laughing at the kid.

    • @yahjaylaweh
      @yahjaylaweh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lourias
      @lourias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, t-shirt...

    • @DarthWinterMadness
      @DarthWinterMadness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Donnovan Bennett "Do you wanna cap a chino"? 🤔
      This one killed me!
      I never laughed that hard alone.
      I don't usually laugh when alone, even if the sh*t is really funny (And most, if not all, of my friends don't understand English. So watching stand-ups alone is not an option.).
      That's how I am. But this one was brutal.
      Cheers from France! 🍻

  • @firehorsewoman414
    @firehorsewoman414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Trying to get through Orlando’s routine while watching with headphones (hubby asleep in bed next to me) and I am silently laughing SO hard that I shook the bed and woke him up LOL. Orlando is hilarious!

  • @useryou9877
    @useryou9877 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Orlando is great, excellent delivery, nice guy, clean and witty comedy… out of all the comedians I’ve seen here, I always return to this video and that of another comedian… as a Historian, I can relate to his jokes I guess, since he taught the subject and it’s great that he is so down to earth and very funny. He deserves far more attention.

  • @CatsArePeopleToo
    @CatsArePeopleToo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    He called his teacher a t-shirt😂😂 Funny and has a great voice also

    • @pseudonymXYZ
      @pseudonymXYZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He does have a very nice voice!

    • @frederickweeksjr.1189
      @frederickweeksjr.1189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FACT

    • @deevee516
      @deevee516 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still laughing at that one 🤣😜😂

    • @taylorbroussard9043
      @taylorbroussard9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do I keep seeing everywhere mom

    • @CatsArePeopleToo
      @CatsArePeopleToo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taylorbroussard9043 Lol! Did you see the date of this? This was a whole year ago

  • @miss_sunshine25
    @miss_sunshine25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    They are all great on Drybar, but this guy wasn't on long enough! He's hilarious 😆😆😆😆

  • @runswithwindz9875
    @runswithwindz9875 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this guy ! I'm busy and running late and now I'm an extra 22 minutes late ! Best I've heard in ages and I watch a lot of good comedy .

  • @asylumresident8890
    @asylumresident8890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Never heard of this cat before, will definitely listen to more of his stuff.

  • @Nyotakikora1
    @Nyotakikora1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "just because I am darker then you does not mean we are solar panels" 🤣😂☠️🤣😂☠️🤣😂

    • @mirandabisnou1307
      @mirandabisnou1307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I rolled when he said that😂🤣😂🥰👍🏻. He's hilarious 🤣!!! Love it

  • @peggynielsen4808
    @peggynielsen4808 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Straight out of the gate....... I was in stitches. Thank you for so many laughs

  • @palexstarks5553
    @palexstarks5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    As a former thick glasses wearer I approve this message entirely .