Trump Has Bigly Bad Day in Court, Exploits the Murder of a Young Woman & Roseanne Goes to Mar-a-Lago

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  • Donald Trump has had not one but three different judges rule against him in three different cases, April 15th is the first time in history a former president will be held accountable for cheating on his taxes and his wife on the same day, Trump reportedly kept classified documents everywhere, he has been shamelessly trying to exploit the murder of a young woman in Michigan, Roseanne Barr headlined a star-studded fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago, Republicans are complaining about crazy stuff, there was a ceremony to mark the official opening of the Olympic pool, the Fox 59 team in Indianapolis won this week’s award for “Excellence in Reporting,” one of the biggest heists in history happened in Los Angeles over Easter weekend and we have the perpetrator in our studio, and we ask young people on Hollywood Blvd to complete a simple task - send a letter to Mom.
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  • @Divoncy
    @Divoncy 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +931

    How is Trump not in jail by now? I don't know if i should be impressed or distressed. Trump for Prison 2024

    • @JaceD4V1S88
      @JaceD4V1S88 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      ive been wondering the same thing, lock him up and throw away the key, unless hes finding more loopholes to keep himself out or delaying, but at this point im just hoping the next big mac will take it's toll

    • @dejavually
      @dejavually 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      LIFE ISNT FAIR....money gets u anything even when u did nothing to get it

    • @ldo1308
      @ldo1308 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Because it's all just political theater and he's just playing the game, playing his designated role

    • @Diamientim
      @Diamientim 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Jail blah blah blah blah blah

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Rich White guy, that's how

  • @petercranitch9302
    @petercranitch9302 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

    My dear American friends..I am an Australian but have lived in your country and visited many times, albeit in saner times. Australians have a close bond with you guys and we have stood side by side with you in every conflict you have been involved with. We love you and respect your strength, courage and diversity.However, we scratch our heads and worry about the possibility of Trump becoming President again.. Please..just don't vote for him..from a friend down under

    • @teamstormf18
      @teamstormf18 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      I’m a Canadian and have to agree with your assessment. Please don’t vote for Trump.

    • @crystalfowler2336
      @crystalfowler2336 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I definitely will not vote for Trump, my concern is the voter suppression that’s going on in many states that may hinder someone else from voting and of course, those that choose not to vote.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I completely agree with you regarding Trump. But... You guys gave the world Rupert Murdoch. Just saying.

    • @lindagraham2779
      @lindagraham2779 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Believe me, as a US citizen, I do not comprehend how this orange circus has come so far. When I talk to Trumpers, they all spew the same rhetoric. This country is so divided, and the Trumpers are so firm in their beliefs, often to the point of spewing hateful comments to people they once considered friends. People are no longer speaking with civility and no longer associating with people from the other side. Even families are divided. It’s profoundly embarrassing and disappointing.

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The majority of us will NOT vote for him but unfortunately in our presidential election system, you can lose the popular vote and win the Electoral College vote (which is the states electing the president not the people)
      In 2016 Hillary Clinton won the popular vote but lost the EC so Trump got in. And we were stuck with him for 4 years….
      Way back in 2000 Gore won the popular vote but W Bush won the EC vote so we were stuck with him for 8 years.
      I’m voting Biden in November 2024 just like I did in 2020…. I hope Biden wins again despite his age.

  • @patriciashinavierkosley2499
    @patriciashinavierkosley2499 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +241

    If he is so worried about the border, why did he tell the House not to pass the Border Bill? Doesn't anyone ever ask him that????

    • @Morgan313
      @Morgan313 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Trump wants problems he can scapegoat others for, not solutions

    • @someoneelse842
      @someoneelse842 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      Because a. he wants to use the border as a main complaint and whining subject in his campaign and, b. if he is elected, he will push the exact same bill through and become a hero.

    • @patriciashinavierkosley2499
      @patriciashinavierkosley2499 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      @@someoneelse842 Yes I know that. But, why hasn't someone nailed him with that question anyway...I'd love to hear what he says when he has to talk right to their faces. He probably wouldn't even answer, or just yell that it was a bigly bad question!

    • @someoneelse842
      @someoneelse842 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@patriciashinavierkosley2499 Probably would get one of his babbling nonsense answers and an attitude.

    • @ivanivonovich9863
      @ivanivonovich9863 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@patriciashinavierkosley2499 He alwas dodges that question. It would make him look bad.

  • @jerirandolph
    @jerirandolph 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

    I live in GR and he didn't get much publicity. We didn't want him. And he LIED about talking to Ruby's family. He is sickening...Roseanne Barr is crazy.. Truly.

  • @Ngood-sh7ry
    @Ngood-sh7ry 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +889

    This is getting stupid. Why is this guy still able to run for the president? 😢

    • @rob3539
      @rob3539 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

      It got stupid quite some time ago, from my perspective. .. about 6 Jan 2021 and no-one was arresting him.

    • @ROWGAMEROOM
      @ROWGAMEROOM 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Because he is innocent

    • @ROWGAMEROOM
      @ROWGAMEROOM 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @rob3539 lol stay ignorant

    • @tnbrfller
      @tnbrfller 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

      @@ROWGAMEROOM Eric, is that you ? Go to bed, you have Kindergarten in the morning.

    • @bsusak09
      @bsusak09 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      It’s so stupid. He technically could be president from a prison cell for his entire term.

  • @mydrouno
    @mydrouno 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +848

    Roseanne used to be the quick-witted logical voice when I grew up watching her in tv. Now she's clearly gone.

    • @T.S.Smelliot
      @T.S.Smelliot 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

      For real. Her show and her stand up material was so good back then. Very poignant and awesome.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +76

      Down the rabbit hole, bottle of wine in hand.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

      They rebooted her show with out her! Successfully!

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

      She is insane!

    • @colleenpeck6347
      @colleenpeck6347 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      Just a erased alcoholic has been ! 🍺

  • @rpowarz
    @rpowarz 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Thank you Jimmy for calling out everytime that worm lies. Kudos for the family member that called him out!

  • @goodtroublemaker143
    @goodtroublemaker143 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

    I work for the post office. We got a letter the other day that had the recipient’s address on one side and the sender’s address in the same place on the opposite side. 🤦‍♀️

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      That went into the round file cabinet, right?

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      @@bunzeebear2973 Nah, we delivered it. Not sure how long it took to get here though.

    • @rachaelsippel7764
      @rachaelsippel7764 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      😮 Yikes *and* Thank you for working at the USPS!

    • @deadshot8077
      @deadshot8077 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      What’s the story? That’s exactly how most of the world addresses their envelopes. Recipient on the front with the stamp, sender address on the back. Is this yet one more thing where the US has decided to be “different”?

    • @darylgregg
      @darylgregg 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Literally how most of the world does it.

  • @KoraPaige1177
    @KoraPaige1177 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +484

    God help us if he becomes president again 🤦🏻‍♀️ I'll never understand how anyone thinks he's presidential material.

    • @FZ9308
      @FZ9308 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Mass exodus if he wins????

    • @bobbybaucom9440
      @bobbybaucom9440 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@FZ9308 To where? What are some possibilities where they don't have any communications with the outside world and you'd never hear the name of Trump again. Is there a place like that or would it be heaven?☺

    • @FZ9308
      @FZ9308 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bobbybaucom9440 Antarctica

    • @leslieortenzi8875
      @leslieortenzi8875 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      ​@chrisx-vq4wo You're so right! 🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲

    • @ontheroad214
      @ontheroad214 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      @chrisx-vq4woeconomy at all time high, market at a high, net exporter of energy, new infrastructure investment.. what’s wrongs inflation? Too bad trump ordered that huge pandemic stimulus with zero guardrails. But by all means .. give power back to the people that crashed the economy every single time they gained power since the 1980s…

  • @alrightyru
    @alrightyru 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +204

    The best part of the Stormy Daniels case is that it wasn't illegal for him to pay the NDA. It was illegal for him to try to hide it. He was looking for a tax break! Hahaha

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      Stormy Daniels is the only professional Donnie has hired.

    • @user-jl3gj2te8y
      @user-jl3gj2te8y 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      And paid...😮😂😂

    • @JimBalter
      @JimBalter 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He was looking to get elected ... that's why hiding it was such a crime.

  • @michaelfoubister4339
    @michaelfoubister4339 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Wow! I think I learned to send a letter in first grade. That is ridiculous if that's what we have to serve us in the future. Whoa!

    • @LizMason-girvan
      @LizMason-girvan 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      My 85 year old Mum can definitely address a letter, but she struggles to send an email. Different skills for different times.

    • @carterhalbrooks8091
      @carterhalbrooks8091 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Thank you for spelling "whoa" correctly. I do not know when "whoa" transformed into "woah", but it was Gen Z's fault, and the unfortunate accumulation of small but crucial failures will eventually catch up to us...

  • @sailincat2822
    @sailincat2822 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +151

    That _"Can you send a letter to your mom?"_ segment was hilarious!
    Also we're doomed.

    • @dianehartung5954
      @dianehartung5954 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Don't worry,
      The younger generation can send letters and write.......

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I enjoyed that as well. Lol

    • @stevyyjay85
      @stevyyjay85 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I am a teacher... and appalled.

    • @fabulousbabe
      @fabulousbabe 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@stevyyjay85 yeah, there’s nothing funny about that

    • @michaelmonahan9170
      @michaelmonahan9170 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@stevyyjay85 what part of a successful education in the 21st century was letter addressing again

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1557

    Trump belongs in Prison not running for Presidency. Period.

    • @MrBud85
      @MrBud85 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      Crazy he always gets away with everything. Can delay court rulings for years, not pay contractors, ignore gag orders......it's never ending for a not so smart guy that was just rich. And he ruins every business he touches....

    • @jimako6
      @jimako6 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      It's beyond ridiculous he continues to delay accountability for his heinous crimes

    • @mountcomfort740
      @mountcomfort740 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      The republican front runner? Those republican values!!!!

    • @karinbarger9192
      @karinbarger9192 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      It’s beyond belief that he’s not been in prison for a long time already! WTH?!

    • @valentinetarangojr.616
      @valentinetarangojr.616 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      ​@MrBud85, it's because he's been sued so many times in his lifetime that he knows every trick to exploit the justice system to delay and wear down.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +625

    I’d like to thank Jimmy and his staff for making Trump and his base bitter as hell 😁👍

    • @debbiejohnson5610
      @debbiejohnson5610 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Amen

    • @c.a.savage5689
      @c.a.savage5689 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      👍👍👍👏👏👏

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Absolutely the best medicine!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      wait until after trump loses again... in Nov, Dec Jan...

    • @rachaelsippel7764
      @rachaelsippel7764 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@oldrrocr praying and voting for it!!

  • @aaronshruby2915
    @aaronshruby2915 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Roseanne: "...they don't teach you nothing good...., drop out & call me!!"🤦🏾

    • @MelissaBrazier-wh4jg
      @MelissaBrazier-wh4jg 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Gosh, wtf happened to her.... she's just an old alcoholic now..... sad😢

  • @WattWireNet
    @WattWireNet 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I like how Roseanne says "do ME a favor.." like she has a vested interest in people ruining their lives, lol.

  • @user-iw4lr6rq8h
    @user-iw4lr6rq8h 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +261

    This is getting stupid. Why is this guy still able to run for the president?

    • @jimako6
      @jimako6 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      American justice favouritism to a traitor beyond absurd

    • @JimBobele
      @JimBobele 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cause the senate especially turtle Mitch McConnell failed to do his job...

    • @kevinhawley8539
      @kevinhawley8539 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Because no one is Brave enough to Confront him for his Bullshit!

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Thats due to frightened senators who failed to convict him on the impeachment(s) for fear they'd be harassed. Profiles in courage...

    • @nunobritoo
      @nunobritoo 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      This comment is a bot. Literally saw the exact same comment above this one with a different username

  • @leslieknapp8985
    @leslieknapp8985 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +590

    No one knew 20 years ago that Tom Arnold would be the sane one in that ball of crazy?!?! 🗳️⚖️🇺🇲⚖️🗳️

    • @dianeshover1465
      @dianeshover1465 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      🥴😆🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

    • @LaggyArms
      @LaggyArms 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      FACTS. Best decision of his life.

    • @PaulaDautremont
      @PaulaDautremont 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@LaggyArms That and having the tat of her on his butt laser removed.

    • @420saralou
      @420saralou 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Right? I actually like him now that he's disassociated himself from crazy!

    • @laurah3282
      @laurah3282 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Since he is away from Roseanne I have to say I kind of like him😄

  • @shelleyjennings4344
    @shelleyjennings4344 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    The bit about addressing an envelope is no joke. I was in the post office when a guy ask me how to address an envelope.

    • @user-km4gb2uh5b
      @user-km4gb2uh5b 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      At least he asked. He has more intelligence than the others who just guessed.

  • @glenneric1
    @glenneric1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Non-stop court jestering is needed to topple this naked emperor. Keep up the good work Jimmy Kimmel!

  • @CherDavis-pk5sn
    @CherDavis-pk5sn 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    "Grab him by the Mushroom, Stormy!" 🤣

    • @sonyaallison128
      @sonyaallison128 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Cheese wheel... 😂😮😅😊

    • @andreasmith2469
      @andreasmith2469 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂🤣☺️🤣☺️🤣😂🤣

    • @beershits9340
      @beershits9340 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Gotta get paid first lol cash up front trump knows the deal

    • @amm4202
      @amm4202 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Not funny at all. This dude is bought and paid for

  • @lorimontcalm9086
    @lorimontcalm9086 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +180

    Addressing a letter: OMG, that is an embarrassment to the education system and parenting. Funny, but frightening!

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      well, at least it explains in part how someone like Trump can still run for president instead of running for his skin every day.

    • @matsetizar65
      @matsetizar65 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Hard to say, they probably approached 20 people, 15 got it right and they just showed us the more “interesting” 5 answers.

    • @MaxineReid-pf9tf
      @MaxineReid-pf9tf 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Not funny! 😟

    • @spateri728
      @spateri728 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Well that's America for you. Do Americans still receive letters? Bills? Geez...what's all the writing on the front for?🤦‍♂️

    • @conscientiousobserver8772
      @conscientiousobserver8772 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@matsetizar65 Still, even that margin is concerning.

  • @ag2011_X
    @ag2011_X 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    The letter portion was insane. Jesus!!! How bizarre! How times have changed. I would not have expected the youth not to be able to address a letter.

    • @esaedvik
      @esaedvik 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It's been probably over 20 years since I've mailed anything, so I wouldn't think zoomers would even be able to. Same with faxes and checks, though for them, it's been closer to 30 years. Wouldn't think zoomers would know what a laserdisk is or floppy disk or minidisk or CRT or stick shift.

    • @tamcon72
      @tamcon72 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@esaedvik You never send greeting cards or thank you cards to people? Really?

    • @dmcloren
      @dmcloren 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ... Or write a check!

    • @jimodonnelly7762
      @jimodonnelly7762 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No surprise. All they use is texting. They probably can't even send an e-mail .

    • @Acadia26
      @Acadia26 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@esaedvik Well, stick shifts, or gear levers (pronounced leavers) as they're known outside the US are still very much in use in other parts.

  • @suegeorge998
    @suegeorge998 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    Wow, Roseanne really needs to lay off the sauce. Plus she's whacked to think that a college education won't help anyone.

    • @MrDeathpilot
      @MrDeathpilot 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      A college education sure didn't help the girl at 14:13 🤔

    • @suegeorge998
      @suegeorge998 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MrDeathpilot who are you referring to?

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +612

    Roseanne’s not just batshit insane. She’s also somehow lazy about it.

    • @williebailey3566
      @williebailey3566 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      for as much as you talked about it she got a right to be what you want to be

    • @williebailey3566
      @williebailey3566 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      or should I say for as much as he talked about all women they got a right to be what they want to be and if you don't like it lump it

    • @alwaysthinkingcritically
      @alwaysthinkingcritically 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      You're still not asking any sense@@williebailey3566

    • @c.a.savage5689
      @c.a.savage5689 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@@alwaysthinkingcritically well said.

    • @c.a.savage5689
      @c.a.savage5689 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      ​@@williebailey3566 Willie, my man, you can correct and/or modify your comments. Or have a grown-up do it for you!

  • @TheOriginalDeckBoy
    @TheOriginalDeckBoy 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +368

    I friken love Jimmy... keep giving him hell buddy

    • @markgates1565
      @markgates1565 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think Steven colbert is funnier

    • @janetives5470
      @janetives5470 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They both are great.

    • @joshuahjfarquharm.3269
      @joshuahjfarquharm.3269 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Its just cringe? is it supposed to be funny?

    • @ryansmith-kd3xm
      @ryansmith-kd3xm 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Durrr

  • @danasainte3914
    @danasainte3914 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Jimmy's right!😀 If the younger generation doesn't know what we know, we're to blame! Writing checks, addressing envelopes, writing in script...etc, etc🤷🏾

    • @michaelmonahan9170
      @michaelmonahan9170 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Next you're gonna tell me they don't know how to use the three seashells either!

  • @hmedina79
    @hmedina79 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Imagine thinking that Roseanne is going to help you get elected! Damn!

  • @WriterRachel
    @WriterRachel 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1795

    Roseanne has truly lost her $hit.

    • @EdwardLindon
      @EdwardLindon 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +179

      I dunno, still seems pretty full of it, if you ask me.

    • @michaelgillespie1206
      @michaelgillespie1206 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

      Yeah, about fifty years ago.

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

      WTF happened to Roseanne being for the Green Tea Party?

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

      She never had any sh*t to lose.

    • @jackjacky8105
      @jackjacky8105 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      that's why she needs donnies diapers from mar a lago

  • @cyrenej1413
    @cyrenej1413 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +399

    Jimmy!!! You KNOW he is watching this and is VERY ANGRY!!! Thank you again 😊❤

    • @sherrih6375
      @sherrih6375 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      And, I am here for it! 😂😂😂

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Ketchup be flying😂

    • @AlexanderNovak0
      @AlexanderNovak0 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Oh pls...are you really that low

    • @cyrenej1413
      @cyrenej1413 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@AlexanderNovak0 hope you are having a lovely day 😊

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@cyrenej1413 TRUMP 2024

  • @joycediggs4617
    @joycediggs4617 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    People who can't address an envelope!??! That's INSANE!!! 😮 Don't these people ever get any mail?

    • @jennym3883
      @jennym3883 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      no they probably don't. letters are becoming obsolete.

  • @scottmason6282
    @scottmason6282 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    The Can You Send A Letter Was Sad And Hilarious Somehow ? 🙄🙄🙄😳😳😳😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣

  • @thebigkidzpodcast
    @thebigkidzpodcast 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +488

    Can we please not forget the Trump White House was a damn pill mill…

    • @michaelgillespie1206
      @michaelgillespie1206 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If Trump and Biden did do a drug test, it would be Donald that fails, that's what he does, he's a failure.

    • @rydn2lo
      @rydn2lo 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      Bingo!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That was the Kennedy White House 🙄

    • @Cannamom710
      @Cannamom710 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Every president and politician are on something 😅🍷🍻 🥃💉 💊😝 But definitely not Cannabis! 😆😕😅 SMH 😒🙄 They too stresses for MJ! They need to really escape their minds & lives on the daily! I bet cocaine is rampant too. 😅

    • @katherineweber8955
      @katherineweber8955 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Yep. Trump is forever accusing everyone else of doing what he does.

  • @judithmccrea2601
    @judithmccrea2601 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +654

    Roseanne!!!! Is that wine glass permanently embedded in your right hand? She is a mess!!!!

    • @Chez8922-kf6cy
      @Chez8922-kf6cy 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      She's nuts

    • @ee-mon-ee1653
      @ee-mon-ee1653 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      What's even better is that she loves Trump because he did her a favor once.. Then come to find out from Tom, "I smoke Rocks" Arnold, he let her use a venue that Tom actually ended up paying for said venue.. On top of that Trump then tells this farmer he will buy his deusenberg car so he can drive Hoe'sanne as her chauf·​feur to the event.. Later that farmer drives through the night to Tom's house to gripe that Trump never paid for the car and Tom had to pay for it.. This is after Tom and Trump are in some hotel I believe in Moscow with 6 prostos and says "this bed is where Obama slept when he was here Tom I want you to urinate on it.. Tom obviously refused because he said they had cameras everywhere.. He said that at the time Trump was filming The Apprentice and apparently they have 100's of hours of footage they recorded of Trump doing obscene stuff.. Tom has been trying for years to get the footage that's locked up in some warehouse.. So has Trump but the I guess producer refuses to let anyone have it.. You watch one day that stuff will come out and I promise as Tom says you will see just how big a dirt ball Trump really is.

    • @howardhall516
      @howardhall516 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@Chez8922-kf6cy ...she's macadamia nuts, in fact!

    • @mf_explosive304
      @mf_explosive304 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      It’s a shame. I remember watching her show growing up. I would still watch the old stuff tbh. I have lost all respect for her unfortunately.

    • @colleenpeck6347
      @colleenpeck6347 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Her grammar is horrendous! 😳

  • @rmp9417
    @rmp9417 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Deeply grateful for collective SANITY AND HUMOR!!

  • @rukeyser
    @rukeyser 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    None of these folks have ever RECIEVED MAIL?

    • @Beatle849
      @Beatle849 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'd say it is possible. Almost all transactions and communications are done electronically now.

    • @lizziej72
      @lizziej72 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You mean "received"

    • @sarahluper7881
      @sarahluper7881 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@lizziej72 Haven't you heard of "typo"?

  • @frankwithrow377
    @frankwithrow377 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +339

    Vote Biden Catch the blue tsunami 🌊 Vote Harris SAVE DEMOCRACY FOR THE FUTURE 2024🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @patrisshajones4121
      @patrisshajones4121 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      I SECOND THAT MOTION.

    • @ROWGAMEROOM
      @ROWGAMEROOM 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Says the person who doesn't value democracy lol

    • @rasheedagattis4962
      @rasheedagattis4962 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Hey 🤷🏾‍♀️
      Alabama flipped
      Blue and were going to Watch the Blue Wave sweep thru

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🙄 your two party system is a travesty. You know nothing about democracy.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      So *rump can go to jail!

  • @kennethdodemaide8678
    @kennethdodemaide8678 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +177

    She's going to help them with their lives? Noone is that desperate or stupid. How many drinks has Roseanne had?

    • @OriginalCaliKitty
      @OriginalCaliKitty 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      It seems like she went off the rails quite a while ago - no alcohol needed

    • @hawk469
      @hawk469 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Im surprised she was even looking str8 at the camera

    • @colleenpeck6347
      @colleenpeck6347 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      She's just crazy and nasty now. 😜

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Ambien's gonna have to release another statement, aren't they?

    • @ernestcruz6316
      @ernestcruz6316 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@hawk469Actually, she thought there were three cameras and just looked at the one in the middle.

  • @margaretgray6279
    @margaretgray6279 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Love you Jimmy, thanks for keeping us laughing.❤️🖖🖖🖖

  • @elainehewitt6813
    @elainehewitt6813 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Jimmy makes a good point at the end when he says, ‘that’s our fault and not theirs, by the way”. I never had my kids send return thank you cards in the mail. That said, my children KNOW how to address and stamp an envelope thank god.

  • @artlesscalamity348
    @artlesscalamity348 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

    Kimmel is really knocking it out of the park lately

    • @woopimagpie
      @woopimagpie 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The more insane this whole Trump thing gets the harder Jimmy goes. And I for one am here for it.

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      We gotta hand props to his writers, too -
      Match made in heaven. 💪💙

  • @rubensilva_
    @rubensilva_ 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +457

    Roseanne Barr looks like she is touting the grand opening of her Psychic Reading location in a strip mall.

    • @reginastogner9535
      @reginastogner9535 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Nailed it😂😂😂😂❤

    • @jgorge2702
      @jgorge2702 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      PERFECT!!!!!

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      You spelled "outside a strip joint" wrong.

    • @jjrr2273
      @jjrr2273 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      utt ohh ...

    • @woopimagpie
      @woopimagpie 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Except some Psychics actually have credibility. They don't work in strip malls though. Or drink wine from a brandy balloon. LOL.

  • @judyhowe2082
    @judyhowe2082 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Omg, these people are going to VOTE!😱

  • @user-cb2lz8yy9s
    @user-cb2lz8yy9s 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Wow, money truly doesn’t buy class. Roseanne is a wreck…😮

  • @user-ll7fv6tu7k
    @user-ll7fv6tu7k 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +215

    I think the question we're left wondering is if Trump could successfully address an envelope.

    • @izzitme2707
      @izzitme2707 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      We all know the answer to that one! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Northcountry1926
      @Northcountry1926 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      LOL

    • @garymountcastle6657
      @garymountcastle6657 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@izzitme2707For all you MAGA fans out there the answer is “no”.

    • @rossblake7601
      @rossblake7601 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Or drive a car

    • @wrafl
      @wrafl 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fecal matter brain

  • @Jo-oc8sc
    @Jo-oc8sc 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +331

    Ttump’s $175,000,000 bond was rejected ! ! !

    • @KB-ld6ql
      @KB-ld6ql 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      Who knew??? Nobody would have guessed?? Right. Lmfao

    • @timothyburnett2770
      @timothyburnett2770 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      That commercial with boban as the announcer. He bounces it he bounces it he bounces it ❤

    • @chaslam1945
      @chaslam1945 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Yay

    • @nosmoking5366
      @nosmoking5366 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      He couldn't address the envelope.

    • @darlaalonzo2177
      @darlaalonzo2177 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      😂

  • @larrycleveland8832
    @larrycleveland8832 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Well Done Jimmy!!!

  • @chadley25
    @chadley25 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    12:48 "I wrote it all upside down, I wrote that same address twice, her name, and I put a cactus in the corner."
    "Are you high?"
    "I am."
    😂 That was so funny.

  • @eaglesbaby4233
    @eaglesbaby4233 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +191

    "Selling a $60 bible is a regular guy thing to do". What has happened to people. I can't believe she said that with a straight face.

    • @nonya.bizness
      @nonya.bizness 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      maybe she doesn't know that a bible is free online, digital or hard copy. so are our founding docs.

    • @ODoylero0lz
      @ODoylero0lz 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Part of the grift.

    • @JoanAlberts
      @JoanAlberts 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Blasphemy

    • @tinkerstrade3553
      @tinkerstrade3553 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      That wasn't "a straight face", she had no choice because of the Botox.🤣

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      IF Trump was a "regular guy"; HE WOULD BE LOCKED AWAY FOR GOOD BY NOW!

  • @kristinLB
    @kristinLB 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +153

    These people don’t know how to address an envelope. That is concerning. 😳

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Have they ever fetched the mail?

    • @bethsojourner6798
      @bethsojourner6798 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      At least knew what an envelope was. 😅😅😅

    • @ginam.8378
      @ginam.8378 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is the generation who will be running the world in 20-30 yrs. OMG. We think things are bad now…

    • @_Pauper_
      @_Pauper_ 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Katie, you used to go to Harvard.

    • @Barnabas45
      @Barnabas45 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Our future is phuked!

  • @danielorlando8172
    @danielorlando8172 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Rosie is HAMMERED 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫. What a lush

  • @WilliamTaylorIII
    @WilliamTaylorIII 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Being a 60-something and having handled mail services for a mid-size company for twenty years I found the USPS mail addressing segment hilarious.

  • @loganmalough2379
    @loganmalough2379 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    5:12 okay, Roseanne. I think you’ve had enough champagne.

    • @kellibarnhouse6160
      @kellibarnhouse6160 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Roseanne only wants to keep her taxes from going up! She spews this Bullcrap to influence the Trump supporters!

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      And orange kool aid.

    • @markrice4808
      @markrice4808 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Maybe she was getting ready to sing the J6 Anthem. She could give it what it deserves based on her previous vocal efforts.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That wasn't champagne

  • @joetarvainis2417
    @joetarvainis2417 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +98

    If they cut off immigration who is going to pick fruits and vegetables in Michigan.

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And working in slaughter houses, cleaning the rich men's bathrooms...
      Look what happened in the UK. The country is suffering badly. Farmers had to cull cattle, expensive meat has to be imported from China. No Truck drivers... Two examples only.

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      And throughout the country.

    • @mickilicyes5399
      @mickilicyes5399 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Exactly! I live in Michigan and am surrounded by Trump supporters it's brutal!

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Obviously these people that cannot address an envelope. Minimum wage or $2/hr.

    • @monti8415
      @monti8415 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Exactly!!! Who is going to mow the lawns, pave the driveways, build houses, deliver the goods and so on and so on and so on...?

  • @user-uj9sz7op8e
    @user-uj9sz7op8e 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Jimmy you're The Best!! Great Show!

  • @cashmerebolden4473
    @cashmerebolden4473 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    How do you not know how to address a letter? I know those kids have received mail before. Thats ridiculous

    • @christinaroberts326
      @christinaroberts326 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      As a masters student who was born in 1999, I never once in my life received a letter. Technological innovation (email, text, etc.) has rendered the knowledge unnecessary at best and useless at worst. The ONLY reason I know how to address a letter is because my mom insisted on handwritten thank you cards opposed to digital ones for my undergrad graduation. There’s a reason why no one under the age of 30 know how to use a typewriter. You can’t know what no one teaches you.

    • @michaelmonahan9170
      @michaelmonahan9170 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm in my 40s, and if I didn't have a side business selling things through the mail, I could count on my fingers the number of times in my life I've had to address a letter.

    • @sarahluper7881
      @sarahluper7881 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@christinaroberts326 I love the times receiving birthday cards thru the postal with the name of the sender on the top left and my name in the lower center of the envelop. I still have those birthday cards (paper documents are more easily stored and accessed than digital).

  • @hayeonkim7838
    @hayeonkim7838 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1210

    All Trump needs is jail time. He's a criminal anyway 😂😂😂

    • @loganmalough2379
      @loganmalough2379 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      But not his followers who treat him like he’s Charles Manson.

    • @opalightorro375
      @opalightorro375 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Hun, theyre ALL criminals

    • @erasethebagels
      @erasethebagels 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      smartest democrat

    • @Diamientim
      @Diamientim 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      U gonna get it done 💯

    • @TheRocketla
      @TheRocketla 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Diamientim8

  • @justsayin7314
    @justsayin7314 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +345

    People at the Post Office need a raise .

    • @noitall13
      @noitall13 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Only stamp prices are RAISED!

    • @gwenfooteprints
      @gwenfooteprints 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      That's what happens when you get a millionaire, who also owns a competitor mailing corporation- private sector. LaJoy is still in charge of USPS and trying to destory it!

    • @JasonC-ic3qd
      @JasonC-ic3qd 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The public was barely literate when the USPS started up anyhow. If Gen Z can't destroy the mighty institution, one beurocrat doesn't have a prayer.

    • @tsubadaikhan6332
      @tsubadaikhan6332 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      Honestly, it can't really be this bad, can it?
      Maybe this was like the worst 10 people of 200 they interviewed?
      Harvard? Seriously?

    • @GeoScorpion
      @GeoScorpion 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I'd be ok with it if the workers at my local office just. Moved. A. Little. Bit. Faster. No joke, if they went slower, they'd be moving backward. There should be a Starbucks Requirement: They must have worked at a high-volume Starbucks for 6 months before they can even TAKE the civil service exam.

  • @darthdionysus420
    @darthdionysus420 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The only thing that separates this from one of Letterman’s shows is how fast you delivered everything. Let the jokes sink in

  • @Lulub475
    @Lulub475 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Jimmy we love you for calling out Trump every chance you get❤!

  • @dogsratsfishcats
    @dogsratsfishcats 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +107

    ❤ you and your staff Jimmy! Keep calling out and embarrassing those liars & crooks.
    Also Guillermo is a hoot 😂

    • @AlexanderNovak0
      @AlexanderNovak0 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He should call himself out

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +463

    Now we need a real Judge who will throw Trump in PRISON!! Don the con it's pass your PRISON TIME!! 🤣🤣

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Fani is badass.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@bovinityleak2066, HELL YESS!! 🗣 💯 💙

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It won't happen. And even if he does time, it doesn't matter

    • @Imagine-JL
      @Imagine-JL 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Effin' A - that creep is just sickening!!!

    • @jongalleog3486
      @jongalleog3486 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Past !!!

  • @leighannesmusic228
    @leighannesmusic228 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Head shaking and eyes rolling . . .

  • @rosanneanselmo7125
    @rosanneanselmo7125 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I applaud you Mr. Kimmel to be brave enough to call out this heretic of a Trump. Keep relaying the truth.

  • @sweetboo1022
    @sweetboo1022 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    I understand that many of these young people maybe have never written a letter and mailed it. But I don't believe that they've never received mail.

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I guess they all live at home so don’t pay any attention to the mail that’s been delivered as they probably think it’s only bills for their parents 🤷‍♀️

    • @MrBENTON78
      @MrBENTON78 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Exactly

    • @jeannetterudel1873
      @jeannetterudel1873 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The one young lady had to get an acceptance letter from Harvard at the very least!!

    • @Klako-ls6yt
      @Klako-ls6yt 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just because you receive mail doesn't mean you're paying attention to the envelope.

  • @dennisbeaver5958
    @dennisbeaver5958 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    Next time…ask those students to make change from a simple cash purchase!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      😅😅 I love handing a cashier $20.13 for an order that costs $15.63...... they say, "ooohhh....You're doing math in your head, aren't you!?"
      The joy it gives me makes me realize I'm getting older 😅

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      A couple of months ago I had an order that came to $9.01. I gave them $10.01, and the guy still got the change wrong! 😅

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@LindaC616🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This ^^^^ yes!!!

    • @clintmash245
      @clintmash245 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I had a guy once repeatedly ask what I wanted him to do with the extra money (like the 20.13 example above) ... I eventually gave up and took the unnecessary coins because honestly, I felt the people behind me in line didn't need him to understand.
      These days, I'm part of the 'problem' - I use card for basically everything.

  • @sylvialawrence4431
    @sylvialawrence4431 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Yes, Stormy..."bring back my sunny day"!!!

  • @RahaWaaka-dz2gi
    @RahaWaaka-dz2gi 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sooooo true every word he says about that Dropkick and his misses is 100% true love listening to the truth for once.

  • @tjmctube
    @tjmctube 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +109

    It's like they've never even SEEN an addressed, stamped envelope.

    • @stevenmoore3480
      @stevenmoore3480 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      you see it in tv and film all the time, even if you don't in life, so there is zero excuse.

    • @ZYX261
      @ZYX261 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Observational skills are lacking. If it's not on their screen....
      So, Grandma never got a thank you note?

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      True. I mean, they must get SOME letters from time to time, right? Like official letters, business stuff etc - and they aren't able to discern any applicable pattern from that, whatsoever... Well, my old lab tech teacher always told me "If you do something wrong, at least do it systematically"...

    • @Klako-ls6yt
      @Klako-ls6yt 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ZYX261 My family always preferred calls over cards/notes, so no, I've never sent my grandma a thank you note. Although, as well, my family lives overseas, so it's easier to just call instead of sending a card to another country.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1573

    Remember, only a stable genius is denied dismissal by three courts in two days.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      The stablest of humans

    • @wheressteve
      @wheressteve 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +95

      Many people are saying that they've never seen anything like it before.

    • @maxinel1776
      @maxinel1776 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +106

      Only a stable genius would bankrupt a casino.

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      "But I graduated from Wharton School of The University of Pennsylvania..."

    • @Democracy982
      @Democracy982 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Lmao😂😂😂

  • @clin9223
    @clin9223 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Jimmy...keep up the great work...please

  • @amandacarrion8383
    @amandacarrion8383 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    What is wrong with that man!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +216

    Big bad don is facing consequences

    • @sonjarickson1286
      @sonjarickson1286 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      But when, haven't we waited long enough?

    • @RealGilbertGan
      @RealGilbertGan 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Don Phallus SHOULD be in jail by now!!

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      He is the one that needs a drug test, of course he would say they changed cups.

    • @michaelgillespie1206
      @michaelgillespie1206 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yeah, he's some splaining to do, in a court of law, the court of public opinion can't do him any good.

    • @ajstyles8550
      @ajstyles8550 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-zf5jl8tn1r
    @user-zf5jl8tn1r 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +119

    People sending letters……unbelievable!

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Obviously they've never received or even seen a hard copy piece of mail in their young lives. Somehow...

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      It makes fun TV but who still knows how to bake a bread, sew on a button, slaughter a chicken, etc?

    • @yvonnetomenga5726
      @yvonnetomenga5726 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​@@martin2289• I suspect they've seen hard copy mail but not paid attention.

    • @barney5583
      @barney5583 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@yvonnetomenga5726, right, they've most likely recieved bills in the mail😂😂😂

    • @connyleicht6567
      @connyleicht6567 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Why? I always send postcards when I'm on holidays.

  • @alphabravo8703
    @alphabravo8703 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Ask them to tell time from an analog clock, or use a manual shift.

  • @MsBferrer
    @MsBferrer 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wow, I can’t believe they don’t know how to post a stamp/letter

  • @jennifera4350
    @jennifera4350 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

    And the Harvard student who can't address a mail envelope. Shocking.

    • @michealbarnes1447
      @michealbarnes1447 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Ikr. I guess she only knew email and text.😂

  • @scottprice8994
    @scottprice8994 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +155

    The young people unable to address an envelope is sad. Never sent a letter, a card, or anything in their lives.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Let's just hope they don't get the idea to challenge boomers to send a DM...

    • @wayneriley7367
      @wayneriley7367 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yeah we’re old, when you were a kid I’m sure you never wanted to write a letter. We had a lesson in school on how to write an envelope and most of the kids probably hated it.

    • @vickiross1025
      @vickiross1025 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      What do they learn in schools?

    • @conscientiousobserver8772
      @conscientiousobserver8772 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      It's perplexing because even young people receive snail mail, or at least have seen it before.

  • @MamieLouiseAnderson
    @MamieLouiseAnderson 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    OMG! He’s got you under his skin! Hilarious! Brilliant mockery! I just love it!

  • @inhha
    @inhha 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

    Dissing education with bad grammar is top Roseanne and the funniest self-own in a while.

  • @sethie_shots
    @sethie_shots 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +111

    _They don’t teach you NUTHIN good_
    *-Roseanne Barr*

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Looking surprisingly sober here.

    • @masdojo
      @masdojo 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      To be fair, the last girl in the video is attending Harvard, and can't even address a letter to mail. So maybe Roseanne is onto something 😂

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @sethie_shots They didn't teach her anything at all.

    • @karinbarger9192
      @karinbarger9192 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Addressing envelope business was jaw-droppingly shocking!!! Something so simple, something children knew how to do at least by middle school age! Some of them were actually in college?! How?!!!

    • @Kdc311
      @Kdc311 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      You ain’t nothin good Rosie!

  • @moodygirl609
    @moodygirl609 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The letter sending bit was sad. None of the kids knew where to put what on the envelope, but I was surprised they could still write a few words in cursive script.
    I used to love sending/receiving letters to family and friends. Still write the odd one across the country and to Australia as I'm not on social network.

  • @gloriaweaver5986
    @gloriaweaver5986 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Immunity for entertaining a known adult star and cheating on his wife. Melania should leave him.

  • @raymondkymsuttle
    @raymondkymsuttle 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    Omfg. The letter writers are truly horrifically embarrassing & distressing.

    • @johnnyhunter
      @johnnyhunter 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      It's really not that critical these days, tbh. It's simply a different generation.

    • @crestfallenraven
      @crestfallenraven 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      @@johnnyhunter No way man, this is unacceptable. That our basic education system doesn't teach how to write a proper letter. Absolutely depressing.

    • @Boomer52702
      @Boomer52702 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Until your internet goes down and you freak out@@johnnyhunter

    • @ms.jessica5910
      @ms.jessica5910 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Exactly! I was surprised the 37 year old man didn't know where to place the stamp.

    • @8ofwands300
      @8ofwands300 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@johnnyhunter it's not " critical" to know how to use a landline, but probably a good idea to know how to use one nevertheless. Sheesh the excuses being made for young people not learning basic skills. 😒😒

  • @JLTravels
    @JLTravels 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    Is this for real??? A generation walking around high, unable to address an envelope. We’re in big trouble!!! God help us!!!

    • @ateamfan42
      @ateamfan42 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      The US education system has been downhill for decades.

    • @jeannetterudel1873
      @jeannetterudel1873 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I wonder if he was able to get credit for his community service 'work'?

    • @speters2203
      @speters2203 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @ateamfan42 that’s how we got in this mess with Trump, underfunding education!

    • @93Jubilee
      @93Jubilee 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ateamfan42 When I was in the third grade, a spacial day was reserved for kids to learn to write letters. Seems like the school furnished the stamps and we actually mailed the letters. Fun and we learned!

  • @artchick1648
    @artchick1648 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    No statement is too nonsensical! Spot on Jimmy!

  • @leemeyer748
    @leemeyer748 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Well done Jimmy!!!

  • @BlueEyedMatt42
    @BlueEyedMatt42 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +302

    "They don't teach you nothing good." Thanks for the education.

    • @davedixon2068
      @davedixon2068 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sooo they do teach you something good....double negative equals a positive..."they DONT teach you NOTHING good" so they DO teach you SOMETHING good ........Get it now?

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      heh we can assume she didn't go herself? XD

    • @BlueEyedMatt42
      @BlueEyedMatt42 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@outseeker I assume nothing 😂. I’d be surprised if she knows what it is.

    • @tbecker97204
      @tbecker97204 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      "This is GREAT wine..." ( *vomits off camera* )

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Judging by the last 5 4 minutes of this video she might be accidentally right!

  • @harryfischer302
    @harryfischer302 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +130

    Jimmy has the best orange guy monolog.

  • @serahcornelia
    @serahcornelia 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hard to believe that the shaming part is real. I mean how do you even find such people???

  • @FeileCase
    @FeileCase 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The last BIT is PAINFUL TO WATCH. 😢😢 😔

    • @GG.1900
      @GG.1900 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      💯😔

  • @heatherwhaley7623
    @heatherwhaley7623 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +126

    How sad. Letter writing was a basic skill taught in elementary school. WTF.

    • @BrianLockett
      @BrianLockett 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      You'd think they'd at least remember how the addresses are set up, just remembering any physical mail or packages they've received in recent memory.

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yeah. I'm sure at one point how to use an ink well was a basic skill taught in elementary school.

    • @queenswillrule
      @queenswillrule 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@captainjefferies9047 The difference is they didn't have a choice. That was the highest level of technology at that time.
      Wait until you hit your more elderly years, your fifties through sixties. You will have your own version of this same old song.
      "What?!?! You mean, Grandma, you had to actually HOLD something!!!"

    • @captainjefferies9047
      @captainjefferies9047 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@queenswillrule I'm old. I just understand how time works and that kids today don't need the skill set of people 40 years ago. I haven't addressed a letter since the Clinton administration.

    • @charlesmiller8107
      @charlesmiller8107 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      You should see them write a check.

  • @gregorykrug8034
    @gregorykrug8034 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    When Newt Gingrich is complaining about sandwich sizes, he should be blaming capitalism. That is a business decision.

    • @Playazclub314
      @Playazclub314 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Isn’t that his point? That because they are capitalists and taxes and cost of food are higher that they will lay people off or make the food smaller to save money..

    • @AlexaJane9091
      @AlexaJane9091 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It's all about profits and has been happening since Reagan.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@AlexaJane9091since BEFORE Reagan...🙄 There is nothing new under the sun...

    • @swfl2720
      @swfl2720 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      WHERE' THE BEEF? ( Wendy's 1984)

    • @AlexaJane9091
      @AlexaJane9091 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Yes true, but it ramped up under him

  • @Celticevy
    @Celticevy 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wow just wow!

  • @mwpv11
    @mwpv11 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The letter addressing skit was a real eye opener of the ignorance of the general population!

  • @BmanB73
    @BmanB73 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +124

    This was one of the most important and historic monologues ever, in too many ways.

    • @AnaterZ
      @AnaterZ 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jimmy Kimmel is not Ron Burgundy. Colbert, Kimmel and Fallon are on a federal payroll. They say the same thing on a daily basis always about Trump. GOP is better in operations. DNC is better in marketing.

    • @Upsidedowndog27
      @Upsidedowndog27 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bro you need to rethink your life choices if you think a jimmy kimmel monologue has any significance to literally anything

    • @paulreiche2746
      @paulreiche2746 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@Upsidedowndog27 Donald seems to 'hang' on every joke!

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Upsidedowndog27and here you are watching it, and reading comments, and.. commenting 😂

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +131

    Listening to Donnie always sparks a sense of wonder... such as wondering how the late night hosts will mock him mercilessly!

    • @philipstanco6011
      @philipstanco6011 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      They have many years of comedy material.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Bigly, even!

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      I love Kimmel and Colbert. They help guide us through this insane time in our lives. A vote for tRump is a vote for Putin. I’m ridin’ with Biden!

    • @honpot2016
      @honpot2016 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 u may not like biden but trump? my god vote blue or don't vote

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It's worth waiting for whatever the late night hosts dish out, their writers are sheer genius!

  • @beverlygarza733
    @beverlygarza733 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jimmy on point with trump jokes because they are all truthful

  • @ad8881
    @ad8881 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +53

    You can take Roseanne out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of Roseanne

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      As a trailer park resident, I RESENT THIS!

    • @graceomalley4
      @graceomalley4 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      That’s ridiculous. Trump wasn’t raised in a trailer park and look how despicable and ignorant he is.

  • @anitabateman-joynes1904
    @anitabateman-joynes1904 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +135

    Jimmy!!!! You never fail to impress me. I love that you help us laugh during these VERY DIFFICULT times in American history. God bless you and your staff. Phenomenal show tonight!!!

    • @user-xv3lu7be3d
      @user-xv3lu7be3d 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@TraderRobin trump
      donald trump

    • @paulleverton9569
      @paulleverton9569 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      $250 says Jimmy doesn't respond.
      And another $250 says ""What kind of fawning sycophant would embarrass themselves by leaving a comment that will never even get seen by the object of their devotions?"

    • @anitabateman-joynes1904
      @anitabateman-joynes1904 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@paulleverton9569 someone who respects others ability to engage with others positively….

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@paulleverton9569 and you're pissed why? Jimmy won't read your nasty reply either. Anita probably won't either. But go off.