Trump Confirms VP Shortlist, Biden’s Operation Crazy S**t is Underway & We Play On the Money!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 พ.ค. 2024
- Joe Biden arrived in Los Angeles to raise money for his campaign, Trump confirmed a list of names on his running mate short list and is busy zeroing in on issues that don’t exist, New York Attorney General Letitia James said that she might seize Trump Tower if he can’t come up with the money to pay his $355 million fine, Hunter Biden’s attorneys say that federal prosecutors mistakenly believed that they found a picture of cocaine that was actually just sawdust, and in celebration of all the POTUS talk this week - we play our very popular game “On The Money!”
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What has age to do with it? Ivanka is way younger than Biden and she can't remember anything!
Plus again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...
Not his sons
Quite right.
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Remember Marjorie?
She and Kari Lake will be so pissed that they are not on the shortlist for VP.
Why does a guy who claims to be worth 8 Billion need help with 400 million?
And there is an easy solution! What if Trump sold his Vodka company? Ryan Reynolds got $610 million for his gin company.. you gotta believe Trump can get $80 bucks for his? He truly is a great businessman unlike Reynolds!
Why would you want to spend your own money when you can spend cult supporters money instead?
And now he wants an extension, a stay on when he plays the 335 million even though Hans said he would easily pay it since he has more than enough. Tney can’t keep their stories straight
Isn't getting other people to pay off your debts socialism though? 😅 I swear, your right wingers are "socialism for me, but not for thee"
@@gary-rr7jp That is if he has such money. I think he is broke.
That "crazy s--t" comment qualifies for "Great Moments in Reporting History."
Who doesn't love to do coke beside an electric saw? It really gives you that extra buzz 🤣
Just be careful to not turn on the dust collector. Those things can really snort!
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I'll take old and doddery over old and batshit crazy every day of the week.
again: Trump is only 3 (three) years less old...
So right!!
Amen!
They don’t care about Biden age, they are concerned because he have a black woman as his VP. DT is not a young man, 3 years difference is nothing.
Grandpa Joe over the Diapered Dictator every time
Loved "grab his assets...when you're attorney general, they let you do it"! LOL
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That comment made my day! Every day I teeter between heart attack and stroke because of Trump and his corrupt GOP. I do NOT smile very often, but I literally laughed out loud THANK YOU
That kid talking about the fish and chips and his mom and her bobble head going up and down like some cheerleader. That was weird. Those trumpists are a strange breed.
Thx for giggle.❤
I think Sean Hannity has been snorting too much sawdust.
That's not surprising, since Trump is covered in it.
Eric wasn't a simple mistake. He was a mistake that turned out simple.
ERIC IS WHY SOME ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG !!
Great one!!!
Imagine how awful it is to have a father like him.
What about Dim Jr
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Most dangerous motion for seniors... stepping down. But Joe was quite measured this time. Presidents don't need cat-like reflexes, they usually have plenty of time to think about important decisions.
Is that true?
That stepping down is most dangerous for seniors?
Makes sense, I'd just never heard it.
In case anyone noticed, the secret service guy that followed the honorable president, was being equally careful descending the stairs.
Slippery stairs. You would not want slip and end in a heap at the bottom.
@@jfverboom7973 ; exactly, stairs are very precious despite the familiar.
How about when he said "America in a single word is the foothefhuyrdsdgh, excuse me, the foothill of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping"? Do you guys also think that it's the right "single word" to define America? 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for pointing this out. Maybe they were wet I'm several years younger than President Biden, and when I go to our local library, I always take the stairs, although there's an elevator. I do it because it's good exercise. When I leave, I walk down the stairs (there are a lot of them) and carefully take one at a time to make sure my foot lands on the next one. Anyway, aircraft stairs are narrower than the average staircase, at least in my experience. They're more like ladder rungs.
@@jovanleon7 show me that, and how does it matter?
"You grab them by the property!" 😂
It's better to have Methuselah in the White House than Quisling.
If I were older and had broken my foot in several places years ago, I might walk stiffly, too.
I feel the need to point out- those steps are not “regular” steps, if you’ve ever disembarked from a plane that way. Look how the “young” guy behind him goes down- he sidesteps- they are steeper and narrower.
Military base steps. Every chubbo at the civilian airport would topple over. That was a set-up really. Trying to get Doug Emhoff as Queen of 'Amerisrael' sooner.
He’s old but at least he has a brain and not an embarrassment to our country like orange guy. 😂
So sick of people making fun of Biden...he's our only hope for a continuing democracy...every joke could harm his chance of winning election
Unless you do like Gen Z and vote for Kennedy! 🎉
He's not the only hope. Even if he wins, there's still the next election. And the next election...and the next election...
Agreed!💙💙💙
People are scared if something happen to him Kamala will be president 🤦🏾♀️
The President suffers from arthritis in his back, so that just makes this "humor" all the more reprehensible. Trump has 40+ years of material that writes itself if you're looking for laughs.
I love it; Tish James and E.Jean Carroll can LEGALLY grab Trump by the property!😅😂
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Ejean Carroll is very credible too, just like the vaccine. Make sure you are updated on all boosters!!! even if they are expired. no matter no mind!!!
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I never met a person in my life who turns my gut like McChump!
DJT should just ‘enjoy his life’.
It doesn’t matter that he has no prospects of ever running for any sort of role in politics again (because he gets thrown in jail).
It doesn’t matter if his home gets seized and he’s on the streets.
It doesn’t matter that he’s in his mid 80’s and he’s left with no wife and kids (as they leave him).
As long he has ‘fun’ and banter whilst living in his tent with the other homeless people in NY..
"Refreshing to see a woman grabbing his assets for a change!!" - CLASSIC!!! KIMMEL ROCKS!!
I would rather vote for a honest true leader than a dictator
No dictator was voted in. Once they are elected they change the rules if they've enough generals behind them.
Absolutely right. Me too!
Actually; dmfp is nowhere near dictator; autocrat! Yes!!!
Dmfp wants to be an autocrat just like his boyfriend; Putin!
"I've never talked with my son about his business dealings". Very Honest. You can't vote for Xi. So dictator's out. Guess your options are Trump, RFK Jr., or stay at home.
If trump is comfortable acting this crazy in public, imagine what it's like in private.
Oo
Imagine if Biden was a good president
@@disastermaster1413 Dark Brandon is the best president you've had in 50 years.
Ketchup!!!!!
@@disastermaster1413 Imagine thinking Biden is in any way a negative reflection on Trump.
Oh stop that's so ridiculous the man rides his bike Regularly.
Its an electric bike, gotta cut down on emissions for globalists
I think we should print out the FARA (Foreign Agent Registration Act) registration forms and mail them to Comer's office.
Comer is a Gomer and
Tuber is a Goober
Snorting one line of that "cocaine" would be the last time Hunter snorted anything.
What happened to "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live" I loved that part of the show 😭
It's ob every single episode how can you miss it
@jamiebizness1
It wasn't on this one. How did you miss that?
@@jamiebizness1 nope. Wasn’t included on this one. Where did you see it and what was it?
Here's a joke for you Jimmy:
"A Billionaire sets up a GoFundMe".
That's the joke.
Opening is the punchline.
Hannity must be sniffing sawdust
I do that going down to my basement😅 I'm about 15 years younger than he is. I say best to be safe.
I love Jimmy Kimmel BUT I don't like the mockery over an old person! Doesn't matter who he/ she is..... Nobody diserves disrespect for being old!
🎉0n The Money ❤ At sixty-two, and 🇨🇦 , I can take mockery , disrespect , a 💩a**ed joke ; even Plain old bad manners from people .
😊 The highway to hell still leads to the light .😊
But honestly ! You got more problems coming out of your ying yang than Ukraine .
Hey hear joke of old man that fell to ground and could not get back up ?
Laughing so hard and being thankful that I'm a proud flag waving Liberal.
We have one flag in Canada. I hear you have two?
A battle flag and a United flag .
❤ Amen ❤
🎉You've Got To Stand For Something 🎉
(Aaron Tippin)
He Walked On Water (Randy Travis)
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Everyone gets their turn growing old. Disrespecting the old is disrespecting yourself.
Jimmy don't make fun of Joe. At least till after the election. You know Americans, short attention spans, and tend to believe everything they hear! ☮️
Agree🇺🇸
Let's play a game: Between Shitler and Biden, whoever rides a bike the longest, that candidate gets the presidency.
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Or Whoever climbs the stairs without falling, or gives a speech without mumbling and forgetting words? Why don't you just IMAGINE that, and vote accordingly.
I have higher standards than that, but okay
@@FreedomVoice365 read Shitler's transcripts and see if you can get anything out of them... Shitler can't say 'origins"... He calls ppl by the wrong name...
Shitler probably has never been on a bike before... heck... he probably doesn't even know how to drive a car 😆
@@susiepoadster4642 we all do, but this is where we are.
Biden was just being careful as he should.
yes.
(not snark)
At least President Biden went right to his car. I remember the time when Chump deplaned and wandered off looking for his car which was parked right at the bottom of the stairs about 5 feet away.
Was that one of the times Melania refused to touch him!
@@SJC49 I don't think she was with him that day.
Président may be old but he got a great team that he don’t fire after few months.
🤣…..watching this reminds me: tell me again why we couldn’t get Harriet Tubman on the $20 bills. It’s not like people remember who’s on the money anyway 🤷♂️.
In some ways it's actually an insult to Jackson to have printed his portrait on billions of twenties ......
He was very much opposed to the idea of paper money ....
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I heard a noise and just to make sure there was nothing nefarious going on i investigated, I was surprised to find my chop saw covered in cocaine! Not only that, but my table saw, router, and even my saw horses! What's this world coming to?
Whoever the vp is, it’s gonna be as terrible as he is
So you're insinuating that he's going to win by your statement. 😜
Kimmel just got fired!
Not if he were to choose George Santos! he would give Donald a Run for his Money!... haha!
@@loveforeignaccentsTrump would choose Putin as his running mate if he could.
Putin is Trumps boss.
I don't think it's helping the country to keep making fun of Joe's age. He could still run circles around Trump. As long as they're on flat ground...lol
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Mar A Lago should be renamed as Moron on the Loose Here !
I love the Jimmy Kimmel show, please keep telling the truth making it funny and calling out the lies #45 (trump) tells😊
Have you seen Trump walk down a gently sloping ramp
He's only 3 years & 9 months younger than Biden.
Never see him ride a bike though.
I love this show!! Keep up the good work Jimmy.
Hey Jimmy, I am so glad to see how you mock the elderly. The old can be so funny. I have an idea for humorous mockery, how about folks that are missing parts of their anatomy and how they try to cope or odd looking street beggars. Jimmy, please let us see how you are when you turn 84. I am positive it will be hilarious.
Yep. I can't wait until the ageists in the crowd face ageism themselves.
Next guy went down the stairs sideways...they seem steep "AF" as the kids say...
Those are some pretty awesome consolation prizes...the price of tires is like they're freaking gold now...
Did any one see the "young guy" behind him side walking down the airplane steps?! Biden didn't need to hold anyone like when Trump walked down that ramp! Since Trump has come on the scene, we have had to bleep the news. Vote Biden/Harris and blue down ballot!
Biden has helped me a great deal. I've been able to get health insurance I can afford, for the first time in 7-years, and my student loan payment is now completely manageable, and we've actually gotten tax refunds, which we didn't under trump. I know, he's old, but honestly, I think he's been the most effective president in my lifetime, and that's a pretty long time. I wasn't thrilled when he tossed his hat in the ring, but he has done a much better job than I thought he would. I guess what I'm saying is, please stop making so much fun of him.
It's all they got . Like Obama's brown suit or his name.
Agreed, for the first time my medication is actually affordable and the tax refunds have been so helpful
Jimmy Kimmel's writers are really good. They do a great job for him.
Faucets without water is probably why he smells so bad.
You should play On The Money in Canada! Who is on the nickel? The Queen! Who is on the dime? The Queen! Who is on the quarter? The Queen!
Trump should go all in with the crazy and name Gary Busey as his running mate.
DON'T ABANDON YOUR FANS JIMMY....PLEASE! You are the best show on TV today. We look forward to watching you every night and you bring a mixture of hilarious entertainment with a dash of daily reported headlines that allows me to sleep ending my day with a chuckle. I haven't had so much fun since Carson and Leno. Yeah, I go back that far and I recognize comedic genius when I see it. Please don't take away my only daily laughter after a hard day at work at our hospital here in Owensboro KY. There is literally no one who can replace you and your show. You bring awareness of the idiotic failings of the people paid to lead us with humor and transparency and offer incredibly fun celebrity interviews. Thank you so much for every minute you have brought us a dose of fun and laughter and help us to cope with this insane world happening today. Lots of love and appreciation to you, your producer and all of your staff. DON'T LEAVE JIMMY! ❤
Spot on honest and funny as always! Thank you again,friend!
Hopefully the world gets to see how Kimmel walks when he’s 81, assuming he lives til that age.
Don't push it. I've seen people at 90 walking pretty good.
The first thing I learned in high school shop class is it’s very dangerous to snort coke off a table saw.
Gee ...... they never taught me that when I was taking wood shop .....
About 60 years ago ...
@@DarksideDave42 it was a different safety culture back then. I bet they never mentioned the danger of using the dust collector as bong or smoking meth out of a sander. All very dangerous if the tool is left plugged in.
10:45 "I'm from oklahoma" me (also an iklahoman): oh nice she escaped this hellhole
Watching On the Money was sadly depressing for this old man.
It’s literally on a table saw
"When you're Attorney General, they let you do it"
OMG. I may be a nerd but I can get beyond a dime! Now, lets talk paper 😎
Yes, is is absolutely sawdust.
The guy who won the tires must be so pissed!😂😂😂
But look how awkwardly the guy behind him goes down the stairs!
Damn this monologue was fire.
When I saw the dime, I couldn’t believe I never realized FDR was on it 😂
LoL! Well, must be some kindergarten schools skipped over a few things out there. That was kindergarten back in 1960's.
@@Greg-io1ip certainly we all have weird holes in our education. Luckily, it’s not a complicated thing to relearn 😛
Can't believe people don't know the names of the presidents on our currency. Sad
OPERATION "CRAZY TRAIN" !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow! I can watch his shows all nigh long! Love you Jimmy.
That girl should win whatever award great TV journalists get. That was the report of the year.
Back when I was young there were Roosevelt dimes and lady liberty dimes. When was the last time you saw one of them?
Roosevelt dimes are still contemporary. You meant MERCURY dimes. My grandmother always gave us a few Mercury dimes around 1964/5. It was the first time I bought myself something, being coached how it works. You could get TWO THICK HERSHEY BARS for 10 cents in 1964 (I was 3). So I learned to love those Mercury dimes. Unfortunately I spent them. (They were made of solid silver!)
@@Greg-io1ip I was just a kid and didn't know the name so I guessed. Back then we called them "lady dimes."
An authentic Scottish recipe? What was it? Deep-fried oats? Heroin-infused intestines?
(I'm Scottish and I love my country, but we are not exactly renowned for our great cuisine.)
OK I get it! But, I'm older too this year..and, I watch my steps all the time! I don't want a broken ankle, back or head!
I’m going to start paying more attention to my change😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Did they look at the vents?! Humble LMAO!!
Jimmy Kimmel really went big with the "consolation prizes" this time around. Not just apple pie or something of that nature
And none got past a nickel. Rewards for being embarrassingly uneducated. I'm a bit stunned any adult could struggle with coin basic information that is like asking "what color light means 'Go' in traffic?"
One of the best shows jimmy
None of those names mentioned will be his running-mate. Watch the space. 🇺🇲💯
Kimmel really stepped up the gift game for this show. Usually the contestants just get a piece of chewed gum. 👍
Yup, that looks like sawdust on the table saw.
I'm GLAD we have President Biden!!!!! ❤
Yes, yes,. Fish and chips are so intricate to make you need a Scottish chef.
Hey, I use to watch Gilligan’s island, in elementary school, and I’m not that old. every episode, I was thinking of ways they could get off the island😂😂
Gotta love Geoff the plumber's sense of humor!
Can't go wrong with losing 6 cents and getting a PS5 as a consolation price!
Exactly Jimmy, it’s on a saw!
I was impressed by the hostess carrying out two tires at once! IJS
I'm really looking forward to the day Kimmel is compelled to answer for his defamation and slander against persons and their families very much his superior !!
Sir John Oliver,
Thank you. From the very core of my soul, thank you. For all you've done, for all you're doing, and for all you will do, thank you.
No one saw the actual table saw 😂
FDR on th Dime??? Don't you mean Eisenhowerr?
Evidently you've never looked at a dime..It's Roosevelt on a dime. Eisenhower was on half dollars before Kennedy .
Jimmy Kimmel, an equal opportunity comedian. Thanks for not falling and being a great president!
Sawdust is, by definition, not uncut.
My desire to AVOID the inhalation of sawdust is the reason why I already HAD some N95 masks when the covid hit .....
Before the pandemic you could get those in the paint department of most hardware stores ....
Kevin McCarthy better stay out of the house.
Who the f-is “they”?? I’m so sick of that speech. Crazy!!!
A picture of sawdust on what appears to be a table saw. Compelling stuff!
That skit was hilarious lol 😂
Trump can't legally have a VP from Florida if he's running out of Florida. Any 5th grader could tell him that.
You can't write off judgments!!
As Seth Meyers once said about Trump, “his mind is ooze”
Prized tires did not even match. LOL
PS5? got to be at least equal to 5 cents
Good luck to the candidates, the last one was on a short rope, almost too!