You'd expect a narcissist like Goldmary to come off as obnoxious, yet she is so blatantly ridiculous and absurd that it comes around full circle into being entertaining/charming. I unironically adore her lol
I think one big thing that makes her narcissism and arrogance not obnoxious, is that she seems to be actually competent and useful. She is definitely not as flawless as she sees herself but at least her ego isn’t just all talks.
Funny enough, her fellow retainers and friends, Rosado and Hortensia had a similar interaction towards Soren. And why the hell would I ever forget about Hortensia, even though I was expecting a bit different from these two.
Goldmary is like if they took that one Hilda line where someone goes “Hilda? Perfect!” and she says “I am, aren’t I?” and just made a whole character out of that. I love her.
As someone who knows about Soren's past. There is no way Goldmary had a chance to try to sway him. He's been through plenty of stuff in his life, and the only one he trusts is Ike. He's never had that much time to invest in other things male/females do besides how to speak to ladies in a specific manner i.e. Aimee, because he's spent his life trying to survive and people treat him differently because he's branded, someone of beorc(human) and laguz blood that has been reviled since some mysterious rumor and whatnot became something for races to do. He's become a no-nonsense person who wants results and will give some criticism if it helps the company he is with. This is the same guy who turned down the offer of a laguz royal to stand beside him quick. Of course, it is mainly due to prejudice he faced with beorc and laguz people. Long story short, Goldmary face it, you ain't getting through to Soren at all. You don't get to whine about it when he went through much worse, praise to Ike for showing him compassion.
Sylvain would either absolutely hate her as a clout-chaser (the thing Sylvain hates the most) or she would be so self-centered that she considers *herself* the clout and, ergo, Sylvain likes her.
God i wish goldmary's and soren's bond supports were longer, they are just so incredibly mismatched in atittude that it makes for some of the best dialogue in this game
She just leans so far into egotistical that it turns back around into being oddly charming as a character trait. I wish there was a character like Soren in the main roster to pair her up with. Their dynamic is hilarious.
@@RemisterReal I don't think Virion was attractive enough character design wise. But I think Leon was pretty solid. Though I would say he's more similar to Soren than Goldmary.
@@metinbarman104 Goldmary: "No. You see *I* didn't f*ck up. I just underestimated him. I went in a little *too* overconfident, but of *course* I was a little overconfident. I mean have ever met me?! I'm *ME.* I'm a big deal!"
@@DouglasStewart99 Goldmary: "The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is get in front of a full-length mirror, strip down, Engage with Camilla and--"
@@ElijahLotusShield I’m not a camila fan but I’ll admit it’s pretty fun to see some of the more serious characters interact with these more unique characters. Goldmary, soren, camila, ike, hortensia, timera and so on have some great bond supports just because the others don’t know what to do with them
Hilda: "I don't wanna do anything" Serra: "I DEMAND THE ROYALTY TREATMENT!" **secretly weeps in abandonment issues** Goldmary: Actually Tries, But Still Has a Rather big Ego Over It. -Has The Welsh Catgirl's Japanese Voice actress-
I was so sure i was gonna hate her as a character, but i ended up loving her, to the point of ALMOST making her my first ever S-support. She was barely beaten out in the end by Ivy, but it was a damn tough choice once i had the pact ring in my hand...
I think I legit spent an hour debating between giving the ring to either Goldmary or Ivy. To be honest time kinda lost its meaning during my internal debate...
I have never met a single FE playable female character that radiates massive amounts of *"I AM THE HYPE!"* energy until I met Goldmary. It's probably one the reasons she's in my personal Top 3 in Engage.
@@kyteh I mean there is that. If you play Heroes, he's also there. Just listen to one of his handful of lines in Heroes. You'll get what he's like *real* quick.
Something I noticed is that she has better luck with woman then dudes with boucheron being the exception also I like that Camilla and goldmary just gas each other up
Goldmary and Etie's Japanese supports are even funnier, considering they're ragging on each other's body types and end the whole thing by feeling each other up.
After giving the pact ring to every romance option available, and seeing their after credit “scene” Goldmary definitely won the best wife category for me, with Panette and Chloe on 2nd and 3rd place. I love Goldmary so much and honestly when I first got her I didn’t think I would lol defo top tier 💜
This, Yunaka and the verbal beatdowns by Soren have deadass convinced me to buy the game. I legit had very little interest in the game initially since I heard it was less story focused, but all these fun character interactions changed my mind.
Yunaka is the best!!!! Absolutely love her 😂. And this game gets more hate then what it deserves (I think it’s better then 3 houses). It has the best gameplay out of all fire emblem games honestly. And the story is perfectly fine. And it has Yunaka. I don’t get the hate. And yea I know this is a year old but meh 😂.
...I still never mentally recovered from that. As FEH player I should have known something was off the moment IS gifted her to us for free, her stats(although manageable given the right circumstances) are "Horse Manure" at best.
@@D_Abellus she does have good offense but is outclassed by alcryst, and for someone whose personality is building muscle her def and build are absolutely terrible
She's basically female Polnareff from JoJo, if he was narcissistic and a little more arrogant while still obtaining caring and heroic traits. At the same time, I could imagine about Camilla, Ophelia, Dorothea, Marianne and Constance had similar behaviors as her. I'm not sure if Manuela, Mercedes and Hilda (Three Houses) ever qualifies.
Lapis: you're so sophisticated Me:Lapis you're too kind for you're own good, she's bat shit insane prob the most unhinged character in the game and there's some steep competition considering Panette exists lol.
I was just gonna tose her out as "Oh, this is the one fan service character that won't work on me" yet she is so funny. I like overconfident characters that can back-up that overconfidence (or in some cases, they can't making them more hilarious) and Goldmary fits perfectly, she knows she is hot, she knows she can do stuff better than most people, she will brag about it and be the funniest in the group while doing so. She reminds me a lot of Aurelion Sol from League. And yeah, this game made the perfect cast of fan service characters, because the first impressions of them from their first appearences aren't just "They kinda hot, right?" which is a problem with Camilla or Dorothea. The only one is Goldmary, but, again, it's hilarious
Considering how well this was doing (and how fun they are to make), I might do one for another character! Who should I do?
Another part of me kinda hopes for Ivy.
Yo should do Zelkov next.
@@DouglasStewart99 ohh she is one of my favs
@@samicable6801 the few supports I have seen with him do have me * intrigued *
Fogado!!!
Goldmary is the girl who always got the lead role in the school musical even though she can't sing or act
See that's the thing she wasn't everyone ignored her in the academy
Also the one that got straight A's without doing the homework.
@@acefreak9561 she must have been a late bloomer
This is implying she wouldn’t actually be an amazing singer and it’s why she’s allowed to have these levels of confidence 😂
So, Sharpay
You'd expect a narcissist like Goldmary to come off as obnoxious, yet she is so blatantly ridiculous and absurd that it comes around full circle into being entertaining/charming. I unironically adore her lol
I think one big thing that makes her narcissism and arrogance not obnoxious, is that she seems to be actually competent and useful. She is definitely not as flawless as she sees herself but at least her ego isn’t just all talks.
@@0Super0Manuel0 When she talks to rosado or hortensia and a few other people she actually acts more wise
I always kill that stupid girl
Goldmary is what Charlotte failed to be.
Without hyperbole, I haven't seen an over-the-top narcissist actually be entertaining. Brilliant.
I like how enabling Camelia is since she’s just as unhinged.
I love them both 😭
You could certainly say they have... a lot in common.
@@autisonm such big... elegance...
@@shannonjones8877
I remember heading back to the Somniel after recruiting her and then I just.... Stared. It's literally *out.*
@@kyteh Fellow King
Always makes me laugh that Micaiah and Celica are all polite and diplomatic and then Ike just goes straight for the throat
Meanwhile Soren
I love how Soren's perfectionism overpowered Goldmary's and gave her an existential crisis.
Funny enough, her fellow retainers and friends, Rosado and Hortensia had a similar interaction towards Soren.
And why the hell would I ever forget about Hortensia, even though I was expecting a bit different from these two.
Goldmary is like if they took that one Hilda line where someone goes “Hilda? Perfect!” and she says “I am, aren’t I?” and just made a whole character out of that. I love her.
Goldmary array of talents:
- Perfect tears
- Cleaning silverware
- Modesty
wait
Her interaction with soren is the funniest thing
This is why Soren is a gigachad.
As someone who knows about Soren's past. There is no way Goldmary had a chance to try to sway him. He's been through plenty of stuff in his life, and the only one he trusts is Ike. He's never had that much time to invest in other things male/females do besides how to speak to ladies in a specific manner i.e. Aimee, because he's spent his life trying to survive and people treat him differently because he's branded, someone of beorc(human) and laguz blood that has been reviled since some mysterious rumor and whatnot became something for races to do. He's become a no-nonsense person who wants results and will give some criticism if it helps the company he is with. This is the same guy who turned down the offer of a laguz royal to stand beside him quick. Of course, it is mainly due to prejudice he faced with beorc and laguz people.
Long story short, Goldmary face it, you ain't getting through to Soren at all. You don't get to whine about it when he went through much worse, praise to Ike for showing him compassion.
@@leon4000that's why soren is not gay, he is ikesexual. Maybe ike gay but not soren.
@@mikeng1805 Soren isn't gay, he's Ikesexual. :p
Goldmary: NOTICE ME!
Soren: ....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Imagine her and sylvain having a support. Oh god
Now that would be comedy
Even better, Lorenz and Ferdinand.
I think she would actually throw Sylvain off balance with her narcissism.
@@MrGksarathy Pretty likely, yeah.
Sylvain would either absolutely hate her as a clout-chaser (the thing Sylvain hates the most) or she would be so self-centered that she considers *herself* the clout and, ergo, Sylvain likes her.
God i wish goldmary's and soren's bond supports were longer, they are just so incredibly mismatched in atittude that it makes for some of the best dialogue in this game
a shame She would never put on Soren's Ring.
“At least they got to witness something wonderful before they died” god i wish that was me
She just so full of herself that is just entertaining
and kind of attractive
She enjoys house work too like wtf
@@kingofthejungle5338 if she were unattractive this personality would not work at all
@@DrSwazz i think the opposite. if it weren't for her personality she wouldn't be as attractive
@@kingofthejungle5338 no it's not, little simp boy
She just leans so far into egotistical that it turns back around into being oddly charming as a character trait. I wish there was a character like Soren in the main roster to pair her up with. Their dynamic is hilarious.
Feel like it works for female characters only... Virion or Leon feels the same yet they fall kinda flat.
@@RemisterReal I don't think Virion was attractive enough character design wise.
But I think Leon was pretty solid. Though I would say he's more similar to Soren than Goldmary.
"Please tell me this isn't how everyone in your kingdom talks..." 😂
She is so unapologetic about it too. Every playthrough I did I always make sure to invest on her just so she can nicely ask her enemies to die.
She has this TFS Vegeta levels of confidence I love her
Goldmary: "You know what? All of you better duck. Because I'm about to turn left, and I don't wanna *smack you with my tits."*
Etie: Do you believe your own hype that much?
Goldmary: I AM THE HYPE!
@@metinbarman104 Goldmary: "No. You see *I* didn't f*ck up. I just underestimated him. I went in a little *too* overconfident, but of *course* I was a little overconfident. I mean have ever met me?! I'm *ME.* I'm a big deal!"
"GOLDMARY, NO!"
"GOLDMARY YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS"
@@DouglasStewart99 Goldmary: "The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is get in front of a full-length mirror, strip down, Engage with Camilla and--"
I love how Sorens not having any of it 🤣🤣
I love how non of the emblems know how to deal with her except soren and camila because there too nice or don’t get her at all.
Camilla is just as unhinged as she is XD
@@ElijahLotusShield I’m not a camila fan but I’ll admit it’s pretty fun to see some of the more serious characters interact with these more unique characters. Goldmary, soren, camila, ike, hortensia, timera and so on have some great bond supports just because the others don’t know what to do with them
Goldmary: “What were you saying?”
Also Goldmary: *leaves*
Gaslight, Gatekeep, GIrlboss,
Goldmary.
The 4 G’s of the apocalypse
Goldmary is super unhinged but in a funny way
Honestly, did not expect to enjoy her as a character as much as I do now. Was pleasantly surprised by her dialogue and combat
Her supports are just Gold
just like her name ^^
I still find it funny that Soren managed to break her.
He's like "Stop your whining and listen to what I have to say!"
"What were you saying?"
*Leaves immidiately*
The best part of the Etie and Goldmary one is that Goldmary would demolish her.
Hilda: "I don't wanna do anything"
Serra: "I DEMAND THE ROYALTY TREATMENT!" **secretly weeps in abandonment issues**
Goldmary: Actually Tries, But Still Has a Rather big Ego Over It. -Has The Welsh Catgirl's Japanese Voice actress-
wait for real?
You talking about Nia or Mio?
Actually, is Crossete Jap VA from Xenoblade 2
@@loganthevillager9176It's actually Crossette VA.
her va did a fantastical job
I was so sure i was gonna hate her as a character, but i ended up loving her, to the point of ALMOST making her my first ever S-support. She was barely beaten out in the end by Ivy, but it was a damn tough choice once i had the pact ring in my hand...
That's pretty much how I love Dorothea from Three House,I thought she is gonna be annoying flirting type……
But I ended up liking her
I spent way longer than I should have trying to decide who to give the pact ring to...
I think I legit spent an hour debating between giving the ring to either Goldmary or Ivy. To be honest time kinda lost its meaning during my internal debate...
@@thealmightyultimus3832 throw yunaka into the mix and that was pretty much how it went for me xD
Ikr, Ivy was my legit first choice until the godzone happened, however Goldmary was a strong 2nd, no regrets.
I have never met a single FE playable female character that radiates massive amounts of *"I AM THE HYPE!"* energy until I met Goldmary.
It's probably one the reasons she's in my personal Top 3 in Engage.
She is just so confident, and I love that about her
@@kyteh She's basically a busty rule 63 version of Narcian from Binding Blade. But on the side of *good.*
@@DouglasStewart99 I've yet to play anything before awakening, but now I want to go back and play all the other games 👀
@@kyteh I mean there is that. If you play Heroes, he's also there. Just listen to one of his handful of lines in Heroes. You'll get what he's like *real* quick.
ohhh ur right haha, he sure is a character
Etie clearly hasn't been paying attention because Goldmary's arms are jacked from all the patting herself on the back she does.
I love how Ike reacts to her.
He did not sign up for this
@@victorvaquer94 I smell a reference.
Ike is just Ike. Gotta love him.😅
It's like somebody crossed ara ara mommy with Mean Girls
Lmao oh don't be silly, you're right though go on 😂
The world may revolve around Goldmary, but I gave the Pact Ring to her exact opposite: Alcryst!
I'm giving it to either ivy or jade
it appears my superiority has created some controversy. - Goldmary
This woman.
*THIS. WOMAN.*
Is regal and you will adore everything she does.
She’s unhinged in the best ways possible
Something I noticed is that she has better luck with woman then dudes with boucheron being the exception also I like that Camilla and goldmary just gas each other up
Yeah she only has like 2 supports with male characters unless you count Alear
@@UshioKiss don’t forget the bonds with the rings the guys are either indifferent or oblivious
@Mr.Faust3 oh yeah lol. the Leif one was really funny
@@Mr.Faust3 Nah, they be friendzoning her real quick.
@@UshioKiss She supports at least Boucheron, Vander, and Rosado.
" don't be silly. You are right. Go on
she’s so mean and awful i love her so fucking much
We love goldmary in this house
Absolutely adorable
I love ikes reaction to what goldmarry said
I know it's cheating because Emblem Soren's interactions are always the best.
But her interactions with Emblem Soren are the best.
Can somebody recolor her clothes and hair to navy blue? She sounds like a certain Time Warden from Canada.
agreed
Dottovu?
Nah, Merrin is totally Kronii, not Goldmary
1:22 Etie: You can’t just EAT IT!
4:37 *neuron activation* Who put THOOOSE to Goldmary
Like bro WTH they’re Pyra Xb2 level of distractingly massive lmfao
Goldmary and Etie's Japanese supports are even funnier, considering they're ragging on each other's body types and end the whole thing by feeling each other up.
Bruh this game is rated T and openly talks about violent deaths. Localizers seriously got a problem with that?
@@abicrystalwing1543 Localizers are hypocrites.
@@Elyseon another reason why there must be a T15+ rating
@@abicrystalwing1543 They probably wanted to avoid a twitter controversy for "body shaming".
@@GuranPurin Lmao, if they're scared of the twitter mob, then we can say good bye to a decent fe4 remake because of all the dark storylines
framme just going "ok 👍" to goldmary threw me off for some reason
I despise the excessive narcissism but it's than what we could've gotten lol
She feels like the Ferdinand of Engage
Get it, Soren. Missed you bud. Ike, always a pleasure.
i love this character so much shes hilarious
3:11 Give her a hug, Alear!🥺
0:50 - 0:59 Me: Why does everyone always wanna kill me
best girl
Oh. I'm going to love this game so much when I start playing.
It's so fun gameplay-wise too! Lots of fun stuff to do with the emblems
@kyteh oh I played the heck out of awakening, and this game looks like an upgraded version of that plus the use of emblems. I cannot wait.
I haven't played the game but every sentence that comes out of her mouth in this video reads like an abridged fandub of an actual script and I love it
Goldmary W's
Queen ❤
She’s just a female Johnny Bravo, wonderful!
I like goldmary because she’s honest
"what were you saying?"
*Leaves*
Mood
A character so full of themselves and confident the idea of criticism is something is tantamount to failing at life
Wow
She's like a Snooty Villager from the Gamecube era of Animal Crossing
@1:20 what this savagery?! lmao
Ty for making these! My kids and I watch them every day
Actual Fire Emblem Dialogue is pretty hilarious.
Well....she's not wrong. Lol!
Soren and Ike getting back at her was so good. though....
I have a theory that they bake hard drugs into the bread at levels that only the divine dragon (and vander for some reason) can resist
After giving the pact ring to every romance option available, and seeing their after credit “scene” Goldmary definitely won the best wife category for me, with Panette and Chloe on 2nd and 3rd place. I love Goldmary so much and honestly when I first got her I didn’t think I would lol defo top tier 💜
Ended up not giving it to her myself, but it was a tough choice shes just so gooood
I swear when she was like "Im gonna whisper in your ear this time" i actually screamed "GET AWAY AAAAA"
This is such a great compilation^O^
shes so silly
Goldmary is what happens when you make a 10/10 on the 'Crazy-to-Hot' scale a person.
I get this reference.
Get out of my head! get out of my head! get out of my head!
The whisper scene is the only one I skipped and you show it first?
She is so... So... Goldmary.
Yeah.... Anyway I'm gonna use her as decoy for the enemies so she will rest early
@@Fallendown-pq1ot 😆
I feel like Male Alear does the "um ok thanks" line better.
Reasons to play FE Engage:
Hortensia has the best retainers duo
This, Yunaka and the verbal beatdowns by Soren have deadass convinced me to buy the game. I legit had very little interest in the game initially since I heard it was less story focused, but all these fun character interactions changed my mind.
Yunaka is the best!!!! Absolutely love her 😂. And this game gets more hate then what it deserves (I think it’s better then 3 houses). It has the best gameplay out of all fire emblem games honestly. And the story is perfectly fine. And it has Yunaka. I don’t get the hate.
And yea I know this is a year old but meh 😂.
Camilla be smart, beautiful and ruthless. The MVP of my conquest run.
If there was a Female Version of Blue Lock, Goldmary would fit right in.
that was rich of etie to worry about goldmary's survivability when literally everything 2hko her
...I still never mentally recovered from that. As FEH player I should have known something was off the moment IS gifted her to us for free, her stats(although manageable given the right circumstances) are "Horse Manure" at best.
@@ajakks6551 My Etie got RNG blessed and can almost 1 round armored units with only a steel bow +3. She's been doin real well
@@D_Abellus she does have good offense but is outclassed by alcryst, and for someone whose personality is building muscle her def and build are absolutely terrible
meanwhile goldmary gracefully dodges everything thrown at her
That'd probably why she said it. She assumed everyone drops dead just as easily as her. My etie doesn't even survive one hit
Damn, just wow
This sounds like that one anime whose actual dub sounds like an abridge. Ghost hunters? Or something like that.
Big Jenna Maroney energy.
Goldmary is the kinda person to both end the universe and fix it
Well...she is certainly stacked
Adding her in the list of reason to buy this game.
Here is a Sub for you fam. Ive been having a blast playing FE Engage that it is nice to see more videos on it.
She's basically female Polnareff from JoJo, if he was narcissistic and a little more arrogant while still obtaining caring and heroic traits.
At the same time, I could imagine about Camilla, Ophelia, Dorothea, Marianne and Constance had similar behaviors as her.
I'm not sure if Manuela, Mercedes and Hilda (Three Houses) ever qualifies.
3:08 Ike is based 😂😂😂
She's my spirit animal
Lapis: you're so sophisticated
Me:Lapis you're too kind for you're own good, she's bat shit insane prob the most unhinged character in the game and there's some steep competition considering Panette exists lol.
This is oficially the best video on youtube. Well done.
Ah such high praise, thank you omg
I was just gonna tose her out as "Oh, this is the one fan service character that won't work on me" yet she is so funny. I like overconfident characters that can back-up that overconfidence (or in some cases, they can't making them more hilarious) and Goldmary fits perfectly, she knows she is hot, she knows she can do stuff better than most people, she will brag about it and be the funniest in the group while doing so. She reminds me a lot of Aurelion Sol from League.
And yeah, this game made the perfect cast of fan service characters, because the first impressions of them from their first appearences aren't just "They kinda hot, right?" which is a problem with Camilla or Dorothea. The only one is Goldmary, but, again, it's hilarious