Simon made a little slip up at the beginning that gave me an idea: we need a script that Simon writes and Kevin reads. Yes, it's probably going to be absolutely terrible, but it would definitely be worth watching and listening to
Simon, you have the best writers and THE best editor. Well done. Come for the story, stay for the tangents, marvel at the writing and laugh at the sight gags..full service YouTubing.
6:50 Just on this point, I think the idea was to incentivize people to not leave guns at home, where they could then be taken by looters and criminals. At least if the owner has it, they most likely (99%) of the time, went through a background check to buy it.
Not only that, but tree services and lawn guys often have to get their stuff done all done in one day. So if it's a big job they'll just keep going until they lose all daylight. As a Floridian, I feel like it's not unusual to hear equipment any time between 8am and sunset.
@@plovergrrl same up here in GA. I have had the lawn ninjas show up right at dawn before and seen them cutting grass even after the street lights come on lol
@@realreallynowGenuine question, if right at dawn is like 5-6am, are there ever issues with noise laws? I'm Australian, and my town gets temps up to 50°c/120°f in the summer, but our noise laws limit us to 7:00am to 8:00pm Monday to Friday. 9:00am to 8:00pm weekends for lawn mowers (depending on your area, some neighbours will absolutely call the police/council over this, as stupid as that sounds) so construction and landscapers, etc., usually won't work outside of those hours even if they'd prefer to. Curious how often noise laws cause issues in America.
@@hutchio out in the county most people dont care. I think technically the ordinance is 7am or 8am. However, everyones roosters get started around 4-5 am anyways so most everyone is already up.
@@f_lawless7689I think this person was making a joke out of the fact that bare and bear sound the same, so discussion on one's right to bear arms (ie: possess firearms) can be interpreted (on purpose or by mistake) with one's right to bare arms (arms which are not covered by sleeves or other clothing, hence the mention of the short sleeved polo shirt). hope this helps!
9:41 It gets slightly less hot and humid in Florida after the sun goes down so I can see evening tree work. On the flip side roofing companies start hella-early to be done before the day is the hottest or take a break through it.
I was thinking the same but for australia. Too hot to do shit in the day time. You can be noisy till 7 for construction equipment. F middle of the day work
Sorry about your birthday being near Christmas, Kevin. My middle daughter was born a couple of weeks before Christmas. We changed our tradition of putting up Christmas decorations the day after Thanksgiving to putting them up the day after her birthday. As for Halloween, that's my oldest daughter's birthday. Her birthday parties were so easy. I never had to entertain the kids, they just went trick or treating
😂 I hear this. My daughter’s birthday is New Year’s Eve, she’s going to be 15 this year and she absolutely hates it atm. I promised her she will enjoy it more when she’s an adult. To be fair she wasn’t due until February so I guess she just couldn’t wait the 6weeks and just had to make her appearance on New Year’s Eve 🤣
Use their unBirthday (6 month anniversary) instead, with their consent. Most kids appreciate not sharing the spotlight. It also helps with budgeting around the holidays.
@@andiward7068 I’m physically embarrassed that I never thought of that. It’s just after midnight here right now but I’ll ask her about it in the morning. TBH she never shares her birthday, every year I threw her a party on New Year’s Eve during the day, then as she got older she would request days out with her friends instead. But I’ll mention it over breakfast in the morning and see what she thinks, because her friends are never ALL available on NYE. Thank you for the idea friend 😊💚
There’s no “somehow” about it. The video was edited the second footage from The Boi became available, so the back-end team could have ample time to proof, approve, attach necessary assets, and upload. Those are the folks that aren’t credited but do an insane amount of work to actually get these videos out.
We had a joke president once (who moved to Florida after he was fired) who proposed sending nuclear warheads into hurricanes. Florida man gonna Florida...
Yeah, I've been through a few evacuation events. If a state of emergency is declared, I'm packing heat and extra ammo. That's when all the crazies come out and think they can do anything.
It always feels like your birthday gets less appreciated the closer you are to Christmas; while mine was never forgotten, there were plenty of years where it was subsumed into pre-Christmas celebrations, to the point that even now, I don't really celebrate my birthday too much. Just one of those things, I suppose.
My dad growing up was always given a choice: birthday or Christmas. Having both within a couple days of each other was too expensive. All of his siblings' birthdays were months before Christmas, so they could have both. Therefore, all of my siblings and I, no matter what holiday was around our birthdays, had both. We just might have had to celebrate them with a couple weeks separating them.
Kevin, it makes me so sad that you don't like Halloween. It's all spoopy fun. Scaring the absolute piss out of little kids is the highlight of my whole year.
After an evacuation, returning to your home may be fraught with unexpected situations. One family encountered a very, very large alligator! All kinds of shit like that can happen. Rabid animals, large reptiles, exotic pets, etc. Of course, most people don't want to kill innocent, traumatized animals, but in the absence of sufficient rescue agencies or an overworked Department of Natural Resources, it might indeed be a good idea to be armed.
@@briannetucker9837 DeSantis looks the most socially awkward of human beings, and a charisma black hole (Only beaten by JD Vance). Rick Scott looks like an actual ghoul lmao. He looks like a thumb that wished to be a real boy.
3:10 - Chapter 1 - Florida man proposes zombie apocalypse legislation 8:00 - Chapter 2 - Florida ghost breaks into house during family dinner 10:45 - Chapter 3 - Florida man breaks jail TV on orders of ghost 13:50 - Chapter 4 - Florida witch steals over 100k$ from gullible idiots 19:50 - Chapter 5 - Florida man pulled over while driving fred flintstone's "footmobile"
Yeah looting is a big issue during natural disasters, I think it's a terrible idea to force people to abandon firearms somewhere that they're reasonably likely to be stolen. People shouldn't be punished for trying to be responsible and keeping guns out of the hands of criminals
Now this is a far more sensible stance. America has a firearm problem, ordering firearms left behind will just add to it. This is why I have always supported Armory Laws. If those firearms are stored in a way that can't be looted... emergency or not....
As an inactive member who had known nothing else my entire life, I agree. There are already plenty of other channels out there highlighting all the absurdities believed within the LDS faith.
Carrying a firearm is different than buying a firearm. Carrying means that you have a firearm on yourself, which also means that you have already bought that firearm. Next, there are two types of carrying a firearm. The first is open carry, which is when the firearm is carried in a visible holster. The second I concealed carry when the firearm is, hopefully in a holster, covered from visible sight underneath ones clothing.
Just so you know Simon you have to go through a background check to purchase a firearm here in the United States and Florida has already passed a law to where you don't need a concealed carry permit to be able to carry within state lines as long as you have a valid Florida state identification and you are legally able to own a firearm
The neighborhood we used to take our kids to trick or treat in gave away candy for kids and fun shots for parents. One house had red syringe jello shots every year and another had flaming zombie shots. Best neighborhood ever.
Makes sense to me, the first story. Speaking as a Canadian, 4 years ago I was evacuated due to flooding. The laws allowed me to take my rifles and shotgun with me, but I had to leave my handguns (which if you ask the lawmakers are the real boogeyman here), in an unattended house for two months. Looting absolutely occurred during that time with dozens of houses being broken into, fortunately I wasn’t one of them. I even called the firearms people and asked if I could temporarily change my address to the hotel I was staying at once I was allowed day visits to fix my house and they said no. So just from a pure “they’re safer in my hands than left unattended for months” standpoint, there *should* be laws on the books allowing folks to take their guns with them during evacuations. Though I’m sure that’s possible in Florida and you just can’t strap em to your hip, not that you can do that here either.
Any chance you could upload these a little earlier in the day please Simon? As a Brit, it's way too late on a Friday to listen to it, and would Bring me so much joy to listen to them on a Friday afternoon while I'm still at work
I do not understand how a state that's so pro-second Amendment doesn't already have a constitutional carry law. I live in a state that is notoriously blue, Maine, and we have constitutional carry. For anyone who doesn't know, that is the ability to carry a concealed firearm as long as you are legally able to own a firearm.
Simon, its light out until almost 9:30 PM in southern Florida at the height of summer, yes Miami is that far south. Landscaping crews will work until dark, as the crews are usually paid by jobs completed, not by hours worked. So squeezing in a few extra lawns in early evening while its still light out is commonplace here.
During the recent hurricane that hit Tennessee, north carolina, etc. there was a lot of looting, robbery and theft and i think it would be a good idea to be able to defend your family and self and your few posessions during an emergency
My headphones were NOT connected to bluetooth when I started up the video and the first 3 seconds played... LOUDLY. My husband stopped to look over. "Is that... SIMON WHISTLER???" Welcome to Brain Blaze, hubby. It ain't your standard Megaprojects. 🤣
The main reason why so many meth junkies go crazy isn't the drug itself, but the severe sleep deprivation that comes with stimulant addiction. When you haven't slept for multiple days in a row, your brain can go haywire in spectacular ways.
The last two of your videos I watched and I have no idea if it was on the same channel or not... They were both being recorded two days before they were supposed to be put out. Your editor or editors are freaking amazing. Okay I just came across the part where he explained he was off by a week but I still stand by my comment. The turnover is still pretty impressive dang it
My father is a doctor, and when I was in high school he just gave me a stack of forms from the hospital to approve my sick days, and I only needed to add dates. I just studied for my exams instead of useless classes
Tn anymore too. I am for open carry without permit but concealed carry should require one but apparently in tn now both are permitted without license. Kind of a bad play considering Memphis 🤔 but what do I know
The witch money scam was probably a premeditated long con. Unfortunately I’ve seen it and have heard of it from relatives obsessed with fortune tellers. They wheel you in with a small question or problem and then they keep you hooked slowly asking for more and more money until your drained.
2 things. The 2nd doesn't stop for evacuations or anything else for that matter. And there has actually been studies carried out that ended up showing those who had hand guns were not compensating for something else being smaller...
I feel Kevin's pain - my birthday is *right after New Year* so I would almost always get "one big present" for Xmas and Bday. Everybody was either out of town or sick of parties by the 4th, too! And since it almost always came before we went back to school, no class singing Happy Birthday to me! Boo frikkin hoo! But I cared when I was a kid. I also hated time off school, because teachers would always give out big assignments for our week off - like Spring Break, we'd have to read a book and do a book report, do some math homework, and hand it all in as soon as we got back. Avoiding doing ANY of that until Sunday night was *EXHAUSTING* let me tell you.
Your editors are the real heroes here
I was dying. I'll have to rewatch because i missed some edits they were so quick
“2nd amendment things with British boi” just about killed me 😂😂😂💀💀💀
....alll that, being chained up in a damp Basement #freedanny
I miss Danny and Sam.
Those were the good old days.
Simon made a little slip up at the beginning that gave me an idea: we need a script that Simon writes and Kevin reads. Yes, it's probably going to be absolutely terrible, but it would definitely be worth watching and listening to
Yes please let's see why Simon pays others to write lol
And post it on April 1st, have Kevin call himself Simon 😂 love the idea
@@FenrirsToeBeans Simon would make a 20 page introduction to get his point across.
@@FenrirsToeBeans and make it about tangents.
I came here to make the same comment
I'm genuinely starting to look forward to these Florida man Fridays
Me too 😊
1:57: Yes, this video DID get uploaded the day after Halloween, Simon!:
And the Casual Criminalist too! It was funny listening to him apologize on two channels for his very on time late homework!
I am genuinely impressed!
Part of me was hoping Simon was never going to figure out that this was going to release on the planned date
You tried Kevin!
@@stephanybrown3226 I mean it did come out the day I intended!
The video editor hit a home run at 13:30, 😂😂❤ This one was really funny, Kevin!
@@victoriaeads6126 Thanks! I'm glad you liked it
Simon, you have the best writers and THE best editor. Well done. Come for the story, stay for the tangents, marvel at the writing and laugh at the sight gags..full service YouTubing.
I literally just told my bf the same thing 😂🤣
@@Amlaeuxrai Idk, i love Sam, Lorrelei and Julian equally, Sam + Danny are my wonder duo though ;D
@@Durp-E-Derpagreed; Sam, Danny & Simon are the OG BB trio
@@droomzy I wonder if they are still chained to the radiator in the blazement.
"Decoded the Unknown" sent me. Well done Julian.
6:50 Just on this point, I think the idea was to incentivize people to not leave guns at home, where they could then be taken by looters and criminals.
At least if the owner has it, they most likely (99%) of the time, went through a background check to buy it.
Florida Man Friday has quickly become one of my favorite parts of Friday
Pls don’t ever stop Florida man Fridays. They’re the best.
10:05 in US or Australian daylight savings often you have useable daylight up to 8:30pm, often too hot to be outdoors for too long before 3pm.
People who work at 6:40PM are people who dont want to pass out from heat stroke.
Living in Georgia, we didn't usually do outside work between 11am to around 5pm. Most people mowed their lawns around 6 or 7 pm.
Yeah,I had some tree cutters that came at 2 and left at 7. It was hot but they beat the morning summer fog.
@@Plaprad Can't mow in the morning because the summer dew lasts almost til noon.
Also, if you’re doing tree removal, you really can’t just quit whenever and leave everything lying around. You keep going until the job is done.
There are literally only so many hours in a day. Quiet hours start at 10p most neighborhoods and until then you gotta do what needs doing.
congrats on getting this out on time :)
someone hasnt lived in florida during the summer. theres a reason to work early early in the morning or in the evening.
Indeed...
Not only that, but tree services and lawn guys often have to get their stuff done all done in one day. So if it's a big job they'll just keep going until they lose all daylight. As a Floridian, I feel like it's not unusual to hear equipment any time between 8am and sunset.
@@plovergrrl same up here in GA. I have had the lawn ninjas show up right at dawn before and seen them cutting grass even after the street lights come on lol
@@realreallynowGenuine question, if right at dawn is like 5-6am, are there ever issues with noise laws? I'm Australian, and my town gets temps up to 50°c/120°f in the summer, but our noise laws limit us to 7:00am to 8:00pm Monday to Friday. 9:00am to 8:00pm weekends for lawn mowers (depending on your area, some neighbours will absolutely call the police/council over this, as stupid as that sounds) so construction and landscapers, etc., usually won't work outside of those hours even if they'd prefer to. Curious how often noise laws cause issues in America.
@@hutchio out in the county most people dont care. I think technically the ordinance is 7am or 8am. However, everyones roosters get started around 4-5 am anyways so most everyone is already up.
Simon using his right to bare arms...
Nice polo shirt.
Dare I ask if you were being ironic? Forgive me please, it can be hard to tell.sometimes. I feel sure that you were being ironic. AITAH? Oh well.
@@f_lawless7689I think this person was making a joke out of the fact that bare and bear sound the same, so discussion on one's right to bear arms (ie: possess firearms) can be interpreted (on purpose or by mistake) with one's right to bare arms (arms which are not covered by sleeves or other clothing, hence the mention of the short sleeved polo shirt). hope this helps!
9:41 It gets slightly less hot and humid in Florida after the sun goes down so I can see evening tree work. On the flip side roofing companies start hella-early to be done before the day is the hottest or take a break through it.
And if it was summer, the sun wouldn't set until around 9 anyway.
I was thinking the same but for australia. Too hot to do shit in the day time. You can be noisy till 7 for construction equipment. F middle of the day work
Good to know that it was the doctor's kids (Simon) being sent to school while sick so they could generously share it with EVERYONE!
Sorry about your birthday being near Christmas, Kevin. My middle daughter was born a couple of weeks before Christmas. We changed our tradition of putting up Christmas decorations the day after Thanksgiving to putting them up the day after her birthday. As for Halloween, that's my oldest daughter's birthday. Her birthday parties were so easy. I never had to entertain the kids, they just went trick or treating
😂 I hear this. My daughter’s birthday is New Year’s Eve, she’s going to be 15 this year and she absolutely hates it atm. I promised her she will enjoy it more when she’s an adult. To be fair she wasn’t due until February so I guess she just couldn’t wait the 6weeks and just had to make her appearance on New Year’s Eve 🤣
I have a friend who was actually born on Christmas. She has never forgiven Jesus for this.
Use their unBirthday (6 month anniversary) instead, with their consent. Most kids appreciate not sharing the spotlight. It also helps with budgeting around the holidays.
@@andiward7068 I’m physically embarrassed that I never thought of that. It’s just after midnight here right now but I’ll ask her about it in the morning. TBH she never shares her birthday, every year I threw her a party on New Year’s Eve during the day, then as she got older she would request days out with her friends instead. But I’ll mention it over breakfast in the morning and see what she thinks, because her friends are never ALL available on NYE. Thank you for the idea friend 😊💚
"Kevin reads it, I write it!" Do it. DO IT!!!!
The editors here and on the other channels pulled it out for halloween. Its brilliant that they all worked out somehow.
There’s no “somehow” about it.
The video was edited the second footage from The Boi became available, so the back-end team could have ample time to proof, approve, attach necessary assets, and upload.
Those are the folks that aren’t credited but do an insane amount of work to actually get these videos out.
@@VulianJu Please be sure they know that we think they are absolute legends.
We had a joke president once (who moved to Florida after he was fired) who proposed sending nuclear warheads into hurricanes. Florida man gonna Florida...
He's really living rent free in your head still?
@@theofficialken1755 the election is in 3 days
@@theofficialken1755 Maybe if he would shut up for one second, or at least not be constantly attention-seeking to satisfy his ego, that would help?
you have had Joke Presidents since JFK.
@@theofficialken1755 not in my head, however he does seem to have a habit of breaking in when I least expect it
Yeah, I've been through a few evacuation events. If a state of emergency is declared, I'm packing heat and extra ammo. That's when all the crazies come out and think they can do anything.
Kevin and I, hating our December birthdays
My mums bday is 2 days befor xmas and to avoid the awkwardness around presents, i simply do not get her a present at all.
Problem solved
It always feels like your birthday gets less appreciated the closer you are to Christmas; while mine was never forgotten, there were plenty of years where it was subsumed into pre-Christmas celebrations, to the point that even now, I don't really celebrate my birthday too much. Just one of those things, I suppose.
All of you and my spouse (Dec 14) to quote Simon, “same page “ lol
It is really hard to compete with the main guy
My dad growing up was always given a choice: birthday or Christmas. Having both within a couple days of each other was too expensive. All of his siblings' birthdays were months before Christmas, so they could have both. Therefore, all of my siblings and I, no matter what holiday was around our birthdays, had both. We just might have had to celebrate them with a couple weeks separating them.
That neapolitan ice-cream image made me lose my mouthful of beer. *Chefs kiss*
What I really enjoy about 'Florida Man Friday' is how much it has revealed to the world the Simon is actually, a Florida Man.
I prefer the term wizard for what I am because I am non-religious not Wiccan.
Thank you, Kevin, Simon, and Julian. That was a great episode as always 😊
Oxford comma. I knew I liked you.
That 'shocking' pic really got me. I wasn't prepared for it.
2 in the Pink...
kinda the point of shocking...am i riiiight Peter?!
7:47 the editor is a certified degen lol
Kevin, it makes me so sad that you don't like Halloween. It's all spoopy fun. Scaring the absolute piss out of little kids is the highlight of my whole year.
After an evacuation, returning to your home may be fraught with unexpected situations. One family encountered a very, very large alligator! All kinds of shit like that can happen. Rabid animals, large reptiles, exotic pets, etc. Of course, most people don't want to kill innocent, traumatized animals, but in the absence of sufficient rescue agencies or an overworked Department of Natural Resources, it might indeed be a good idea to be armed.
Kevin said, "queue the awkward outro, " and Simon delivered!
When you say ghoulish undead creature from Florida, my mind immediately goes to Rick Scott.
Or Ron DeSantis lol
@briannetucker9837 nah, desantis looks like Quasimodo.
@@briannetucker9837 DeSantis looks the most socially awkward of human beings, and a charisma black hole (Only beaten by JD Vance). Rick Scott looks like an actual ghoul lmao. He looks like a thumb that wished to be a real boy.
3:10 - Chapter 1 - Florida man proposes zombie apocalypse legislation
8:00 - Chapter 2 - Florida ghost breaks into house during family dinner
10:45 - Chapter 3 - Florida man breaks jail TV on orders of ghost
13:50 - Chapter 4 - Florida witch steals over 100k$ from gullible idiots
19:50 - Chapter 5 - Florida man pulled over while driving fred flintstone's "footmobile"
Epic, so helpful
Real logic the zombie apocalypse happens and noones going to be going "oh no that'd be illegal by law" anymore.
10:56 that is definitely an interesting hairstyle choice
Yeah looting is a big issue during natural disasters, I think it's a terrible idea to force people to abandon firearms somewhere that they're reasonably likely to be stolen. People shouldn't be punished for trying to be responsible and keeping guns out of the hands of criminals
Now this is a far more sensible stance.
America has a firearm problem, ordering firearms left behind will just add to it.
This is why I have always supported Armory Laws.
If those firearms are stored in a way that can't be looted... emergency or not....
The shocker pic with 2 in the pink, 1 in the, uh chocolate was perfect.
Requesting a brain blaze on all the weird stuff mormons believe
@alyssagrenfell channel already covers all of that
South Park had a great episode on it.
@@GelthWalker Alyssa's channel is amazing.
As an inactive member who had known nothing else my entire life, I agree. There are already plenty of other channels out there highlighting all the absurdities believed within the LDS faith.
Can’t remember which channel but Simon has covered Mormonism at some point
I love Simon shouting “scoo Bidoo-bidoo”
It's really shocking......not laughed so hard for years
Carrying a firearm is different than buying a firearm. Carrying means that you have a firearm on yourself, which also means that you have already bought that firearm.
Next, there are two types of carrying a firearm. The first is open carry, which is when the firearm is carried in a visible holster. The second I concealed carry when the firearm is, hopefully in a holster, covered from visible sight underneath ones clothing.
Julian Vu, thank you for your service. You are the real hero here.
Heat stroke is why they trim trees late
Kevin beeing big brain ( He know how to read a calander )
Boy I sure LOOOOVEEE having a birthday on Christmas Day.
Vincent Foggy’s mugshot looks like the black Oompa Loompa
Just so you know Simon you have to go through a background check to purchase a firearm here in the United States and Florida has already passed a law to where you don't need a concealed carry permit to be able to carry within state lines as long as you have a valid Florida state identification and you are legally able to own a firearm
I have never laughed so hard. FMFridays are the best edited shit on the web.
It may be Florida man Saturdays for us Aussies but these are still hilarious 😂
The neighborhood we used to take our kids to trick or treat in gave away candy for kids and fun shots for parents. One house had red syringe jello shots every year and another had flaming zombie shots. Best neighborhood ever.
The fact that this came out on time is a halloween miracle
5:05 ~ Team Fourstar FTW! The funniest part is, Simon STILL doesn't know who Goku is!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
I grew up on the dirt road in our county. When it rained every one only on our road had a "mud day" school bus couldnt pick any one up.
I work at 6:40 in the evening doing gardening stuff quite often. I once finished tidying a hedge trimming job at 1:30 am...
Yes, I'm nuts.
4:53 You don’t hunt with anything that can reasonably be considered a “concealed carry”. Protecting your home, yes.
Makes sense to me, the first story. Speaking as a Canadian, 4 years ago I was evacuated due to flooding. The laws allowed me to take my rifles and shotgun with me, but I had to leave my handguns (which if you ask the lawmakers are the real boogeyman here), in an unattended house for two months. Looting absolutely occurred during that time with dozens of houses being broken into, fortunately I wasn’t one of them. I even called the firearms people and asked if I could temporarily change my address to the hotel I was staying at once I was allowed day visits to fix my house and they said no.
So just from a pure “they’re safer in my hands than left unattended for months” standpoint, there *should* be laws on the books allowing folks to take their guns with them during evacuations. Though I’m sure that’s possible in Florida and you just can’t strap em to your hip, not that you can do that here either.
I never doubted any of you even once ❤❤
Any chance you could upload these a little earlier in the day please Simon? As a Brit, it's way too late on a Friday to listen to it, and would Bring me so much joy to listen to them on a Friday afternoon while I'm still at work
Just in time for lunch here.
Perfect to watch with breakfast before work for me.
Move. USA! USA! US....Wait, right... nevermind.
Perfect 8am on a Saturday for me
I agree I love listening at work it's 3 here so he can move it forward up to 5 hours and I'll still be happy 😂
Happy Florida Man Friday! The highlight of my week! 😁
It's Florida man friday...dump the kids and lets start drinking!
I'll bring the rocks🪨😳😂
Now we are speaking my language haha
@@ayomaggots777 ❤
I feel you Kevster, my birthday is a week before Christmas. 30 years and counting of joint presents 🎉
The more I look at the graphic of Simon with the Gatling gun, the more details I notice and the better it gets
Wow - both the Halloween and the day after Halloween scripts came out on time! Perfect.
I do not understand how a state that's so pro-second Amendment doesn't already have a constitutional carry law. I live in a state that is notoriously blue, Maine, and we have constitutional carry. For anyone who doesn't know, that is the ability to carry a concealed firearm as long as you are legally able to own a firearm.
I have to say as someone who has seen videos released weeks after you recorded them, one or 2 days later is 🤯 great job 🤣
0:23 me too Simon, me too… The one time I was not overstating how I felt, I actually had my first seizure (I have epilepsy!).
Great show and the writing and editing is top notch.
I legit LoL'd when "Me looking for who TF cares" flashed on screen - Kudos Editor!!
No u
Bear Logic with Factboi
Prison is at least 1 year, also felony is 1 yr minimum
Simon, its light out until almost 9:30 PM in southern Florida at the height of summer, yes Miami is that far south. Landscaping crews will work until dark, as the crews are usually paid by jobs completed, not by hours worked. So squeezing in a few extra lawns in early evening while its still light out is commonplace here.
3:42 Simon doing his best Victor Meldrew impression, Actually throw on a cap and "I don't believe it!"
11:52 perfect Bill timing👏👏
Kevin, I get it! My birthday is in the few days just before Christmas. Christmas birthdays unite! lol
During the recent hurricane that hit Tennessee, north carolina, etc. there was a lot of looting, robbery and theft and i think it would be a good idea to be able to defend your family and self and your few posessions during an emergency
Took lunch at the perfect time!
What did you have for lunch?
I'm eating my traditional Saturday morning poached egg breakfast.
@@mandaout2427that sounds great, I could have used some protein! I just had a home made rice crispy treat and a coffee ☕️
@kayleecharles6307 while that sound delicious, it doesn't sound very nutritious.
@ for sure was not. I did not pack a lunch today
Actually got to see this get uploaded in real time, you tube first for me
I just happened to hit my home page and it said "uploaded 1 minutes ago"
I got the notification for the video while I was already watching the video
My headphones were NOT connected to bluetooth when I started up the video and the first 3 seconds played... LOUDLY. My husband stopped to look over. "Is that... SIMON WHISTLER???" Welcome to Brain Blaze, hubby. It ain't your standard Megaprojects. 🤣
The main reason why so many meth junkies go crazy isn't the drug itself, but the severe sleep deprivation that comes with stimulant addiction. When you haven't slept for multiple days in a row, your brain can go haywire in spectacular ways.
What about ghost people? Lol
The last two of your videos I watched and I have no idea if it was on the same channel or not... They were both being recorded two days before they were supposed to be put out. Your editor or editors are freaking amazing.
Okay I just came across the part where he explained he was off by a week but I still stand by my comment. The turnover is still pretty impressive dang it
2:58 That's the funniest meme I have seen in a month, and in context, it's even funnier. 😂
3:43 simon chaneling his inner jeremy clarkson
Omg the hand in the ice cream 🤣🤣🤣💀
Ok Florida sheriff's for Florida man Friday
Best episodic content on the internet atm right here
Try Behind the Bastards. A lot better and people there actually know about guns.
@@1IGG I'm good, ty for the recommendation though.
Happy Friday, Simon…and Kevin 🫡
My father is a doctor, and when I was in high school he just gave me a stack of forms from the hospital to approve my sick days, and I only needed to add dates.
I just studied for my exams instead of useless classes
Yeses! Love florida man
11:15 this is the best transitions ever in TH-cam videos
Jeezes Simon's editors are superhuman
4:55 we don’t need a concealed carry permit in Florida anymore
@@Spoooookkyy lucky. I live in NC, very much a purple state that still requires a permit
Tn anymore too. I am for open carry without permit but concealed carry should require one but apparently in tn now both are permitted without license. Kind of a bad play considering Memphis 🤔 but what do I know
The witch money scam was probably a premeditated long con. Unfortunately I’ve seen it and have heard of it from relatives obsessed with fortune tellers. They wheel you in with a small question or problem and then they keep you hooked slowly asking for more and more money until your drained.
a day late but never short hell of a Florida man Friday!
2 things. The 2nd doesn't stop for evacuations or anything else for that matter. And there has actually been studies carried out that ended up showing those who had hand guns were not compensating for something else being smaller...
Finally! A real ghost story.
1:57 It's definitely out on time, Simon! 😂
Love the Brain Blaze Friday Florida
Wow, Simon and crew got the Halloween CC and BB episodes out on time! 🤯
On working at 6:40: Florida is hot and humid. It’s usually better to do physical labor outside in the early morning or evening.
I love whoever is responsible for all the tfs memes in videos as of late
I feel Kevin's pain - my birthday is *right after New Year* so I would almost always get "one big present" for Xmas and Bday. Everybody was either out of town or sick of parties by the 4th, too! And since it almost always came before we went back to school, no class singing Happy Birthday to me! Boo frikkin hoo! But I cared when I was a kid.
I also hated time off school, because teachers would always give out big assignments for our week off - like Spring Break, we'd have to read a book and do a book report, do some math homework, and hand it all in as soon as we got back. Avoiding doing ANY of that until Sunday night was *EXHAUSTING* let me tell you.