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About the food description on Philly Cheese Steak. Its a sub bun with shaved/sliced roast beef with provolone cheese, red/green bell peppers with onions and mushrooms everything toasted. Your option of sauce, i love a garlic aioli [Mayo, garlic, basil, thyme, parsley, lemon juice]. ALSO the southern fried thing you were thinking of is called a Southern Fried Steak.
@@absurd6370Both of you have such delightfully Floridian names. I would like to thank you and your fellow statesmen (right word?) for all the entertainment! Ggwp
Not me starting this episode on the family TV, at a fairly decent volume, loud enough for the whole family to now wonder whats Charlie watching... should have known better
So, two comments on one video: Simon, you can put (12:21) tomatoes on a hamburger; it's very common at cookouts in the US. Also, you can add mushrooms, pickles and, in certain odd places, bell peppers, chili with beans, and even jalapenos. Also, "on top" means between the meat and the bun, not on the outside of the bun (but the mental image I got from Simon's frame of reference of the toppings going on the top of the bun was hilarious).
Green chile, a roasted poblano, onions fresh fried or caramelized too! I saw a breakfast burger with hash browns on it once but couldn’t bring myself to try it…
@@person35790 You need to try it, especially if it has a fried egg with the yolk broken and mixed into the whites alongside the hash browns. regardless the crispy crunchy hash browns is like having onion rings but all butter fried browned potato on the burger instead of deep fried batter covered onion. Hash browns on a burger is yummy and provides a nice crunchy texture.
I have to give MAJOR props to the editor (Julian) for not only one hell of an opening, but the gag at 13:32 was epic and I had trouble breathing I was laughing so hard. You are a legend.
@@BuddyLuvveSam came first. He pounded the dirt path for Lorelei and I to run on. Lorelei had her own brand of hilarity that forked the path. I ran off into the woods somewhere. I guess that I’m trying to say is, the tangent missile is fucking mine.
5:28 yes Simon, you can be charged with paraphernalia without having any actual drgs on you. If the "device" were to be tested for residue and come back positive, thats how they get you. Its proof that it has been used as. If its new, generally youre okay so long as you dont have simultatuous posession of the new device and the product that goes in it. Of course individual local laws may vary slightly, but thats the basic idea behind the separate charge of paraphenalia.
Some states have laws on the books making mere possession of the paraphernalia a crime, but enforceability varies. The US Supreme Court ruled that an ordinance on 'designed or marketed for use with illegal cannabis or drugs' was not unconstitutionally vague (somehow) in 1982 (village of Hoffman Estates V. Flipside), which has never been overruled on that level. But on the state level, more recently we have in 2013 in Minnesota, a Rastafarian was acquitted on the grounds it was also religious paraphernalia for him, while in 2020 in New Mexico a state fair restriction was ruled overbroad. Several other states have laws stating 'possession with intent to use', which ok.. fair. That some states still have laws making mere possession of a pipe illegal seems like a 1st amendment violation to me, as so long as it is not being used it seems like a viable method of protest that can't logically hurt anyone.
This is also why some paraphenalia is designed to have minimum plausible deniability. Like how when weed was illegal bongs were "100% definitely for tobacco you guys", or like those "glass tube roses" they sell at sketchy ass gas stations. They're just crack pipes with a cheap plastic flower in, but since *technically* it's a shitty nick-knack it can be harder to get nailed on paraphenalia charges if you don't actively also possess the drugs.
Quoting someone from another of Simon's videos: Arguing over which fast food restaurant is superior is like arguing over which shovel you want to be beaten to death with. All of them suck. 😂
19:22 Land Of Lakes, is a brand of Butter here in the states. I think he was also referencing our problem with privatized prisons (prisons owned and run for profit).
IF your POT Pipe or "Water Tub" is unused, you can carry it around, yes. However, meth Pipes and needles are never legal to lug around in your bags. True Story, my Ex hubby bought a Phallus-shaped pipe for his Cousin [a woman] and he was so thrilled, she brought it out as we went to bars for her birthday. Outside one place, she saw a COP and ran up to him to show off the pipe..!? The officer was very nice, he laughed and smiled uncomfortably, and told her that since it was unused, she was safe to have it onher, but once she used it with something not yet legal [at the time] she could/would be arrested for carrying drug paraphernalia. Think about it Simon, shops sell lots of items used for partaking of substances, and you have to get said goodies home, right? As long as the item is clearly unused [that cop warned that even using it for tobacco might get her arrested but not charged if it tested clean of pot] you can wave it around as you please.
Come for the Florida man, stay for the Editors and Scriptwriters taking jabs at each other, Simon, and the audience all at the same time. Always a delight.
Truly incredible, 8 years of saying "lengthly" instead of lengthy, and inumeral jokes about women. But one time being advised towards respectfully saying sex worker and it's stuck 😂
Sooo behind on my Whistlerverse watching as I've been computerless for a few months, but as soon as I log in to my new machine I started bingewatching these!
Chicken Fried Steak is the steak that's dipped in egg and breaded & Fried in the American south (edit: chicken fried steak has white gravy, Country Fried Steak has brown). Philly Cheesesteak is MEAT AND FIRE, usually with gently sautee'd peppers and onion with some sort of pub cheese on a toasted 6" to 12" bun
@@iarissei Naw, Im not that pro. I'm just someone who had to have a waitress roll her eyes and explain it to me, so I wanted to save ppl the embarrassment XD
I will note that for whatever reason in much of the USA, or at least in the upper Midwest, what restaurants call a "Philly" or "Philly Cheesesteak" ends up actually being much more like the "Steak Bomb" you described. They usually are shaved steak, provolone, peppers and onions (and sometimes mushrooms) on a hoagie bun. I'm not sure I've ever seen a sandwich around here that was advertised as a "Philly Cheesesteak" end up being cheap steak, cheap bread and Cheese Whiz like a real Philly.
Yeah, I was like canned cheese? the fuck???... but then I remembered I've never been to actual Philadelpia. If that's the "real thing", they can keep it. I'll take what the rest of the country has with real cheese and peppers and onions (and mushrooms if available!)
@@corvidsRcool Yeah, I think I remember a Fresh Prince episode, where Will Smith explains to someone praising his homeland that "that thing is not a real Philly Cheese" because the bag it came in would have been soaked in grease.
Every Philly cheesesteak I've ever had--be it on the west coast, in the south, or in the midwest--has been topped with peppers, onions, and a slice of some kind of white cheese. That steak bomb does sound amazing, though.
Hahahah the lettuce one cracked me up! my bestie and i have an inside joke from the time she freaked out at a Tim Hortons in Vancouver because there was a water ban and they weren't putting lettuce or tomatoes on the sandwiches since they weren't able to wash the produce. My friend had spent her entire lunch break standing in line just to be told there'd be no veg on the sandwich and she lost her shit "YOU THINK I WANT A FUCKING MEAT SANDWICH?!?!" 😂😂😂 To this day whenever she gets mad at something i ask her "on a scale of 1 to meat-sandwich how bad was it?" 😅🤣
@ericorton9600 in the US we also have land o' lakes. It's the slogan of Minnesota, which has a little over 21,000 lakes. And it's also where the Land o' Lakes company is from. We sometimes attempt to make sense, too. Not as often as we should, though.
17:47 idk if it's a chain or not, but we had a restaurant named Philthy Philly's open up in my city in southern alberta last year. Definitely the best cheesesteak I've ever had
Relative to wings (8:50), in the US, it's ALWAYS the flat and the drum are counted each counted as one wing, especially at a place like WingStop, but it's also the case at average sport bar.
It used to be a “wing” was 3 parts: the tip (garnish/inedible), the flat (small portion with a little meat and 2 bones), then the mini drumstick (where it meets the body). Over time this has devolved into 2 parts, the flat and the drum, as they were being sold as a separate part rather than part of the whole chicken to a restaurant. I remember when fried chicken places served 2 breasts per bird instead of the more recent dividing them into 3 parts, and later everyone did the 3 parts thing. If you can make more servings per body part, you can bet someone from a corporation will find a way to market that idea.
As a resident of BUFFALO NY birth place of the Buffalo Chicken Wing......We never approved a second counting method but upon reflection it does seem superior, a guaranteed equal amount of drums and flats...I'll allow it and start pushing for implementation everywhere(so it will become policy right about never)
The 2 second clips out of context in the beginning are always great way to start these vids lol...just make sure it's not on a Bluetooth speaker with people around...
There was once a man who told the worst puns the kingdom. People begged him to stop telling his puns, but he wouldn’t stop. So the people took him to the king. The king thought his puns were so awful, he sentenced the man to death by hanging. On the day of the execution, the king had a change of heart. He told the man, “If you promise never to tell any more puns, I will spare you the noose.” The man replied, “no noose is good noose.” They hanged him.
I'm a Florida Survivor, having recently escaped that crazy place, and have watched an unhealthy amount of this series. I can confidently say that this is one of your best episodes. The banter between Kevin and Simon is 🧑🍳💋.
Holding cells are different from jail cells. You can end up in holding cells for hours or days (if charged). And they're usually just a small section of a local police station, so no food services.
Ive been to philly. All the cheesesteaks I had there had peppers, onions, and only 1 had spray cheese on it. They were all amazing, but the one with spray cheese was the best.
I grew up near Philly. Pretty sure the Pat's vs Geno's thing actually has more to do with which mob family you support, if any 🫣 not gonna touch that with a ten foot pole. The traditional cheese steak goes back WAAAY further than 1952, which is when cheese whiz was invented. I NEVER had it wit wiz growing up. That stuff is just not traditional. Frankly, the steak bomb pic shown looks like a traditional Philly steak. There are plenty of good places around Philly to get one, but I personally think going to a smaller, family run place is best. And it's gotta be on an Amoroso's roll, or the bread doesn't taste quite right.
@@whypick1_ when I visit a city I ask the locals (usually the hotel check in person) what restaurant they eat at. I have been to both Pats and Genos and I don’t know why they are famous when there are better places to get a Philly.
Here in Australia, you can go into a fish and chip shop and get a burger with the lot. That's meat patty, bacon, egg, beetroot, onions, tomato , lettuce and cheese. Takes 2 hands to hold and eat
In defense of the drivers who weren't impressed by the naked guy yelling to look at him, they are Florida drivers so it might not even be the first naked screaming guy they've seen that week.
I've never had a cheesesteak with cheese whiz, I've never been to Philly though, most places I've lived used a cheese sauce or just melted cheese. That Boston version sounds way better though.
On the subject of "cheese in a can", I've been told numerous times that Washington State University's Cougar Gold Cheese is actually pretty solid. Probably because it is actual cheese just stored in tins rather than that weird, artificial sauce that you squeeze out of tubes. 😁😁
Cheesesteaks in flea markets checks out. We have them in my flea market, along with a lot of Hispanic foods and the usual bric a brac you find in a flea market. Samurai swords too. Get some culture, fact Boi! 😆 🤣 Jk we love you Simon 😃
As an American from the west coast, I've never heard of cheese whiz being used on a phili cheese steak. They're always made with pepperjack or American cheese and peppers.
Just a reminder there are plenty of Philly cheesesteaks that are the non-cheesewiz and even some with non-standard buns. Unfortunately outside of the philly area some places equate the touristy cheese whiz version with all Philly cheesesteaks, even places that should know better. Not sure why the bun type became a big deal, but I have heard places advertising we get our freakin buns from Philly for years. The Boston bomb thing sounds remarkably like the cheesesteaks I was use to back in the day.
To help my work day go by faster, I wear one earbud and listen or occasionally watch any of Simon's channels. However, the earbuds I have are super cheap so if I lose one or both, it's no big deal. They work well enough. But they sometimes disconnect without warning. So imagine my surprise when I clicked on today's episode and my earbud had quietly disconnected itself....
My one stab at journalism, coincidentally, was in Florida. I was public affairs officer for Naval Air Reserve. I only recall using word play once, and that was in the editorial for the quarterly news magazine. Our serious news stories were just that.
6:13 it’s a holding cell at the police station not an actual jail with an kitchen to make meals it’s where they keep the people that are being processed, usually filled with people that are drunk high or irate and can’t be let go just yet.
I never used canned cheese when I made Phillies at work. We always used Swiss or pepper jack. But this was in Alaska, and we did do things a bit differently.
Go to sheathunderwear.com and use the code “BLAZE” to get 20% off your order! Thank you Sheath for the sponsorship!
20:55 ~ Because it's not a REAL Florida man story unless the suspect gets naked before being taken into police custody...
This isnt Business related! where did the business content go? (JOKING... kinda)
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About the food description on Philly Cheese Steak. Its a sub bun with shaved/sliced roast beef with provolone cheese, red/green bell peppers with onions and mushrooms everything toasted. Your option of sauce, i love a garlic aioli [Mayo, garlic, basil, thyme, parsley, lemon juice].
ALSO the southern fried thing you were thinking of is called a Southern Fried Steak.
Less cussing please.
I absolutely love how angry Simon is that I didn't explain the Land O' Lakes thing
I'm living near Land O' Lakes lol this should be fun
the butter brand HA! worth it ^.^
Wait land o lakes is an actual place?
Image shows an lady holding an bar of something with her image in it holding the bar.
Its probably budget horse food or something stupid.
That was awesome. Let's not tell him 😂😂😂
I swear the out of context openings are getting better/more unhinged.
You need to go back to the first few dozen videos. Unhinged is an understatement.
I didn't think it was possible.
There seemed no room for increase.
Native Florida here again. Love this true life series😂
Same and same!
I am a native Floridian as well. But remember most Florida man fools are not from FL.
@@absurd6370Both of you have such delightfully Floridian names. I would like to thank you and your fellow statesmen (right word?) for all the entertainment! Ggwp
At least you are not a Utahn -_-
Quick question, when some guy does some shit in Florida and ends up on your local news, does the headline just start with "Man....." ?
FLORIDA man Friday is the best
Right? I was so happy when I saw the title!
Hey Simon, we like Florida man Friday 👨
I love that the tangent animation keeps getting longer
I watched that twice😂😂 love it!!
One day they'll catch up to the length of the tangents themselves 😂
End of Eva was pretty epic
I love those!! Why does the "Nyoom" get me every time? Lol.
The editor nailed it with the skeletor image about the 5th of November!! I was howling
Yeah, that was really good!
😂
Not me starting this episode on the family TV, at a fairly decent volume, loud enough for the whole family to now wonder whats Charlie watching... should have known better
I didn't have a suitable volume either LOL
So, two comments on one video: Simon, you can put (12:21) tomatoes on a hamburger; it's very common at cookouts in the US. Also, you can add mushrooms, pickles and, in certain odd places, bell peppers, chili with beans, and even jalapenos. Also, "on top" means between the meat and the bun, not on the outside of the bun (but the mental image I got from Simon's frame of reference of the toppings going on the top of the bun was hilarious).
Not going to mention bacon? You monster. lol
@@JETWTF It could be argued that bacon is not a vegetable.
Green chile, a roasted poblano, onions fresh fried or caramelized too! I saw a breakfast burger with hash browns on it once but couldn’t bring myself to try it…
I think I imagined the same as Simon, a small mountain of vegetables piled on top of a burger 🤦♀
@@person35790 You need to try it, especially if it has a fried egg with the yolk broken and mixed into the whites alongside the hash browns. regardless the crispy crunchy hash browns is like having onion rings but all butter fried browned potato on the burger instead of deep fried batter covered onion. Hash browns on a burger is yummy and provides a nice crunchy texture.
well that was an aggressive opening
Well! That escalated quickly!
Passionate 😉
I mean, take me to dinner first, Simon….
That was a ...cold...hard...opening....
Yup, very happy I decided to wear my headset
_Oh my_
The editor of this video was sooooooo on it with the cuts. super funny.
Clearly
I have to give MAJOR props to the editor (Julian) for not only one hell of an opening, but the gag at 13:32 was epic and I had trouble breathing I was laughing so hard. You are a legend.
As soon as I saw it I said "Julian! Maybe Lorilei? No, definitely Julian." 👍
Totally thought it was Lorelei... But I'm extremely happy to see her sense of humor rubbing off on the other editors. Fuckin' epic! 😁🤣
@@BuddyLuvveSam came first. He pounded the dirt path for Lorelei and I to run on. Lorelei had her own brand of hilarity that forked the path. I ran off into the woods somewhere. I guess that I’m trying to say is, the tangent missile is fucking mine.
11:06 is pretty good too!
Florida Man Friday is good old fashioned fun. You want to do Walmart Wednesdays at some point lol
5:28 yes Simon, you can be charged with paraphernalia without having any actual drgs on you. If the "device" were to be tested for residue and come back positive, thats how they get you. Its proof that it has been used as.
If its new, generally youre okay so long as you dont have simultatuous posession of the new device and the product that goes in it.
Of course individual local laws may vary slightly, but thats the basic idea behind the separate charge of paraphenalia.
Yikes
Some states have laws on the books making mere possession of the paraphernalia a crime, but enforceability varies. The US Supreme Court ruled that an ordinance on 'designed or marketed for use with illegal cannabis or drugs' was not unconstitutionally vague (somehow) in 1982 (village of Hoffman Estates V. Flipside), which has never been overruled on that level. But on the state level, more recently we have in 2013 in Minnesota, a Rastafarian was acquitted on the grounds it was also religious paraphernalia for him, while in 2020 in New Mexico a state fair restriction was ruled overbroad. Several other states have laws stating 'possession with intent to use', which ok.. fair.
That some states still have laws making mere possession of a pipe illegal seems like a 1st amendment violation to me, as so long as it is not being used it seems like a viable method of protest that can't logically hurt anyone.
This is also why some paraphenalia is designed to have minimum plausible deniability. Like how when weed was illegal bongs were "100% definitely for tobacco you guys", or like those "glass tube roses" they sell at sketchy ass gas stations. They're just crack pipes with a cheap plastic flower in, but since *technically* it's a shitty nick-knack it can be harder to get nailed on paraphenalia charges if you don't actively also possess the drugs.
@@nataliegath395 Weed is still illegal in some states and on the federal level in the US. And in many it's only legal for medical use.
She was also on probation, so it might be part of her terms of probation that she can't have any on her person.
Quoting someone from another of Simon's videos: Arguing over which fast food restaurant is superior is like arguing over which shovel you want to be beaten to death with. All of them suck. 😂
Yep. But it’s 2am, I’m starving, need a coffee hot enough to burn my boobs off. McDonald’s it is
Ah yes. The sweet relief of shovel.
19:22 Land Of Lakes, is a brand of Butter here in the states. I think he was also referencing our problem with privatized prisons (prisons owned and run for profit).
IF your POT Pipe or "Water Tub" is unused, you can carry it around, yes. However, meth Pipes and needles are never legal to lug around in your bags.
True Story, my Ex hubby bought a Phallus-shaped pipe for his Cousin [a woman] and he was so thrilled, she brought it out as we went to bars for her birthday. Outside one place, she saw a COP and ran up to him to show off the pipe..!?
The officer was very nice, he laughed and smiled uncomfortably, and told her that since it was unused, she was safe to have it onher, but once she used it with something not yet legal [at the time] she could/would be arrested for carrying drug paraphernalia.
Think about it Simon, shops sell lots of items used for partaking of substances, and you have to get said goodies home, right? As long as the item is clearly unused [that cop warned that even using it for tobacco might get her arrested but not charged if it tested clean of pot] you can wave it around as you please.
Come for the Florida man, stay for the Editors and Scriptwriters taking jabs at each other, Simon, and the audience all at the same time. Always a delight.
I really appreciate that Simon almost always uses the correct respectful terminology, like “sex worker”.
Truly incredible, 8 years of saying "lengthly" instead of lengthy, and inumeral jokes about women. But one time being advised towards respectfully saying sex worker and it's stuck 😂
Sooo behind on my Whistlerverse watching as I've been computerless for a few months, but as soon as I log in to my new machine I started bingewatching these!
Chicken Fried Steak is the steak that's dipped in egg and breaded & Fried in the American south (edit: chicken fried steak has white gravy, Country Fried Steak has brown). Philly Cheesesteak is MEAT AND FIRE, usually with gently sautee'd peppers and onion with some sort of pub cheese on a toasted 6" to 12" bun
Bro, Chef much?😊
@@iarissei Naw, Im not that pro. I'm just someone who had to have a waitress roll her eyes and explain it to me, so I wanted to save ppl the embarrassment XD
I ❤️ Florida Man Friday 😂
And it loves you!
Since no one else said it I will. Love the new tangent intro bit with Yor from Spy x Family. Well done Editor.
Cheese Whiz is soft cheese in a jar. The Cheese Simon is thinking of is Easy Cheese, which is a spray cheese.
Cheese whiz was originally sprayed.
I also thought they were the same thing
This is the greatest series ever. Please make more. I will pay you directly.
So will I. In Chicken McNuggets.
I will gladly keep writing them, and I have one of those things that starts with pat and ends with reon if you want to pay my directly
I Love Florida Man Fridays! And man, Chicken wings are much cheaper over here in South Africa, For $9 at the right place you can get 40 wings!
I will note that for whatever reason in much of the USA, or at least in the upper Midwest, what restaurants call a "Philly" or "Philly Cheesesteak" ends up actually being much more like the "Steak Bomb" you described. They usually are shaved steak, provolone, peppers and onions (and sometimes mushrooms) on a hoagie bun. I'm not sure I've ever seen a sandwich around here that was advertised as a "Philly Cheesesteak" end up being cheap steak, cheap bread and Cheese Whiz like a real Philly.
Yeah, I was like canned cheese? the fuck???... but then I remembered I've never been to actual Philadelpia. If that's the "real thing", they can keep it. I'll take what the rest of the country has with real cheese and peppers and onions (and mushrooms if available!)
Grill halloumi cheese on both sides until 👌. Add medium rare steak and grilled hand baked crusty bread
@@corvidsRcool Yeah, I think I remember a Fresh Prince episode, where Will Smith explains to someone praising his homeland that "that thing is not a real Philly Cheese" because the bag it came in would have been soaked in grease.
Don't forget the salami!
Every Philly cheesesteak I've ever had--be it on the west coast, in the south, or in the midwest--has been topped with peppers, onions, and a slice of some kind of white cheese. That steak bomb does sound amazing, though.
One of the most surprising and funny opening clips 😂
I just watched the land of lakes bit 3 times because fact boys reaction had me laughing harder than I have in weeks.
Hahahah the lettuce one cracked me up! my bestie and i have an inside joke from the time she freaked out at a Tim Hortons in Vancouver because there was a water ban and they weren't putting lettuce or tomatoes on the sandwiches since they weren't able to wash the produce. My friend had spent her entire lunch break standing in line just to be told there'd be no veg on the sandwich and she lost her shit "YOU THINK I WANT A FUCKING MEAT SANDWICH?!?!" 😂😂😂 To this day whenever she gets mad at something i ask her "on a scale of 1 to meat-sandwich how bad was it?" 😅🤣
The tangent animation made me stop the video, laughing, rewind it, and laugh again. That is why we come to watch brain blaze.
🤪 Land O Lakes is a brand of butter in USA
And cheese!
In Ontario Canada we have a Land o' Lakes too... because there are over 10,000 lakes within that county. We try to make sense up here.
@ericorton9600 in the US we also have land o' lakes. It's the slogan of Minnesota, which has a little over 21,000 lakes. And it's also where the Land o' Lakes company is from. We sometimes attempt to make sense, too.
Not as often as we should, though.
Love this series. I'm a Floridian and some of us are totally nuts.
17:47 idk if it's a chain or not, but we had a restaurant named Philthy Philly's open up in my city in southern alberta last year. Definitely the best cheesesteak I've ever had
Relative to wings (8:50), in the US, it's ALWAYS the flat and the drum are counted each counted as one wing, especially at a place like WingStop, but it's also the case at average sport bar.
As an American, I didn’t even know there was another way of counting it 🤯
It used to be a “wing” was 3 parts: the tip (garnish/inedible), the flat (small portion with a little meat and 2 bones), then the mini drumstick (where it meets the body). Over time this has devolved into 2 parts, the flat and the drum, as they were being sold as a separate part rather than part of the whole chicken to a restaurant. I remember when fried chicken places served 2 breasts per bird instead of the more recent dividing them into 3 parts, and later everyone did the 3 parts thing. If you can make more servings per body part, you can bet someone from a corporation will find a way to market that idea.
As a resident of BUFFALO NY birth place of the Buffalo Chicken Wing......We never approved a second counting method but upon reflection it does seem superior, a guaranteed equal amount of drums and flats...I'll allow it and start pushing for implementation everywhere(so it will become policy right about never)
The 2 second clips out of context in the beginning are always great way to start these vids lol...just make sure it's not on a Bluetooth speaker with people around...
There was once a man who told the worst puns the kingdom. People begged him to stop telling his puns, but he wouldn’t stop. So the people took him to the king. The king thought his puns were so awful, he sentenced the man to death by hanging. On the day of the execution, the king had a change of heart. He told the man, “If you promise never to tell any more puns, I will spare you the noose.” The man replied, “no noose is good noose.” They hanged him.
is he still hanging around, eh?
Please keep doing these Simon, it’s gold
15:21, Did not expect to get burned to ashes in a florida man brain blaze episode but I'm all for it.
It's ok to be a posh twat.
Not gonna lie. I'm totally here for your editors and the epic sass and shade they give you. Great video, highly recommend!
I'm a Florida Survivor, having recently escaped that crazy place, and have watched an unhealthy amount of this series. I can confidently say that this is one of your best episodes. The banter between Kevin and Simon is 🧑🍳💋.
Love Florida Man Fridays!
Keep em coming!!
Okay, but only because you asked
Just watched a body cam from my home town of port charlotte and now it’s Florida man Friday! The Florida is everywhere for me today!!!!😂
Holding cells are different from jail cells. You can end up in holding cells for hours or days (if charged). And they're usually just a small section of a local police station, so no food services.
Florida Man Friday is the best day 🙌🏻 Love you guys ❤
Thanks and love you too!
im sitting with blueberry coffee and about to take a bite out of my stroopwafel, and then i play the first 3 seconds and sufddenly i wasnt hungry
Never forget the chicken sandwhich wars. Where guns were pulled and people were stabbed in the name of a Popeyes chicken sandwhich.
I love being a hermit. And florida man fridays.
My neighbours think I'm watching some kind of adult movie with simon screaming like that
Same 😂
Turn the volume louder. 😉
I love Florida Man Friday! Thank you, Kevin.
Ive been to philly. All the cheesesteaks I had there had peppers, onions, and only 1 had spray cheese on it. They were all amazing, but the one with spray cheese was the best.
I bet Kevin went to Pat's or Geno's like all the locals say to _not_ do.
@@whypick1_ I did not
I grew up near Philly. Pretty sure the Pat's vs Geno's thing actually has more to do with which mob family you support, if any 🫣 not gonna touch that with a ten foot pole. The traditional cheese steak goes back WAAAY further than 1952, which is when cheese whiz was invented. I NEVER had it wit wiz growing up. That stuff is just not traditional. Frankly, the steak bomb pic shown looks like a traditional Philly steak. There are plenty of good places around Philly to get one, but I personally think going to a smaller, family run place is best. And it's gotta be on an Amoroso's roll, or the bread doesn't taste quite right.
@@whypick1_ when I visit a city I ask the locals (usually the hotel check in person) what restaurant they eat at. I have been to both Pats and Genos and I don’t know why they are famous when there are better places to get a Philly.
@@victoriaeads6126I thought it was supposed to be Velveeta?
Here in Australia, you can go into a fish and chip shop and get a burger with the lot. That's meat patty, bacon, egg, beetroot, onions, tomato , lettuce and cheese. Takes 2 hands to hold and eat
Same in the UK....except I've never seen a nutter add beetroot. Fish n chip shops ones are not always that good.
@@CeleWolf it's an Australian thing. You should try 9
Honestly mcnuggets are getting really expensive so I get it. She should hit up Wendy's instead. Get more buck for her bang (that ones for you Kevin)
0:00 I .. didn't have the volume at a socially appropriate level when it started 😆 🤣
Florida Man Friday! (Lmao that opening 😂😂😂😂)
Love these, thank you Simon and your awesome team
Glad i was home when i started this video
It might have been a conversation starter…… with my boss
I love Florida Man Fridays. XD They're so good.
"Takes one to know one" got me. Brilliant editing
This series has special meaning for me, a Florida Man.
Bringing up multiple locations I can easily visualize makes it that much sweeter. 😄🍊🔫
The edits on this one are spectacular 😂
Please keep these coming, oh master of tangents, for they are quite entertaining
16:56 Not from Boston, but as a lifelong Massachusetts resident, Kevin is def right!!! I agree Steak bombs should be given WAY more recognition. 👌
You are a person of great intelligence and culture.
I love Florida Man Friday. It wraps up what is usually a crap week with content that helps me realize that I'm ok.
New favorite series. I tucking love you so much man 😂😂😂
Kevin's mushroom privileges got revoked after this one. More for everyone else in the basement I guess.
I'm waiting for the California version of this. You got some crazy people out there as well haha
As a multi-generational native Floridian...I love this crazy state. 🌴🌴
Kevin said puns should be PUNishable😂
😂😂😂😂 Man i didn't realise my phone was connected to the house speakers. What a start!! 😂😂😂
12.00 min I like it, when Simon is talking about football ⚽️⚽️
I love the tangent edits. The editing on this chanel is amazing.
In defense of the drivers who weren't impressed by the naked guy yelling to look at him, they are Florida drivers so it might not even be the first naked screaming guy they've seen that week.
This is my favorite thing Simon narrates!
The editing on this is amazing. Editor. YOU made this vid. If ib ever become rich like Simon i hope to have a editor as good as you. 😘
@@independenttwospiritmedia9555 You’ll get there, and when you do I’m sure you’ll find a kick ass editor better than me.
Simon wearing a Sheath/Vessi combo, a Ridge wallet in one hand, and a Foreo in the other!
I've never had a cheesesteak with cheese whiz, I've never been to Philly though, most places I've lived used a cheese sauce or just melted cheese. That Boston version sounds way better though.
It 1000% is.
On the subject of "cheese in a can", I've been told numerous times that Washington State University's Cougar Gold Cheese is actually pretty solid. Probably because it is actual cheese just stored in tins rather than that weird, artificial sauce that you squeeze out of tubes. 😁😁
FMF is probably my favorite Brain Blaze thing, it makes Friday afternoon enjoyable
Cheesesteaks in flea markets checks out.
We have them in my flea market, along with a lot of Hispanic foods and the usual bric a brac you find in a flea market. Samurai swords too.
Get some culture, fact Boi! 😆 🤣
Jk we love you Simon 😃
Not the first comment, but DEFINITELY the first time I’ve seen one of Simon’s videos with only “4 views”. That’s when you really know you’re early
Well you can set your alarms, cause it's every Friday at 3 pm Eastern time!
As an American from the west coast, I've never heard of cheese whiz being used on a phili cheese steak. They're always made with pepperjack or American cheese and peppers.
One day the tangent incoming memes are gonna be as long as the tangent itself. I'm here for it.
Loving the new incoming tangent montage! It's a visual cheeseburger with lettuce, onion AND to-MAH-to! Chef's kiss! 💋
Dude, no one I know ever eats the cheese in a can, but that's what everyone in Europe thinks of as "American" food.
My sister used to when we were kids, but not anymore.
I eat spray cheese around once a month. I usually put it either on crackers or celery.
Children love cheeze wiz, but then again there's a reason I believed that "Gofer Cakes" ad was a real commercial as a kid.
People definitely eat Cheez Whiz, especially in Philly
Oh we know how crappy most American food is.
Just a reminder there are plenty of Philly cheesesteaks that are the non-cheesewiz and even some with non-standard buns. Unfortunately outside of the philly area some places equate the touristy cheese whiz version with all Philly cheesesteaks, even places that should know better. Not sure why the bun type became a big deal, but I have heard places advertising we get our freakin buns from Philly for years. The Boston bomb thing sounds remarkably like the cheesesteaks I was use to back in the day.
"Finger Bang!" Hahahahaha
Lol that "fried thing you get in the south" is known as a "Po' boy" and they are incredible 😁
To help my work day go by faster, I wear one earbud and listen or occasionally watch any of Simon's channels.
However, the earbuds I have are super cheap so if I lose one or both, it's no big deal. They work well enough. But they sometimes disconnect without warning.
So imagine my surprise when I clicked on today's episode and my earbud had quietly disconnected itself....
My one stab at journalism, coincidentally, was in Florida. I was public affairs officer for Naval Air Reserve. I only recall using word play once, and that was in the editorial for the quarterly news magazine. Our serious news stories were just that.
6:13 it’s a holding cell at the police station not an actual jail with an kitchen to make meals it’s where they keep the people that are being processed, usually filled with people that are drunk high or irate and can’t be let go just yet.
We do reheated frozen meals. So if they arrest nobody no problem, if it’s 20, then they microwave 20. Apparently it’s gross.
The police buy the fast food if they want you to confess or if you are a victim. Or both! :D
It's weird
Simon's hotel key card tangent resonated with me. I've been in that same situation 😂
LoL. Florida men LOOK like Florida men.
Land o Lakes Florida is a census designated area (a small city with no city council) that is a northern suburb of Tampa Florida.
steak bombs are far superior to cheese steaks.
Release the hounds
Cool story.
Shootout to Lakeland, Florida in the last story!! I feel so honored 🎖
It's where I reside, and I remember reading about this event in the news!!
2 questions:
1- How much mental/ emotional damage has been done to Kevin due to his research?
2- what is the international equivalent of Florida Man?
I've heard that the world looks at Australia how the US looks at Florida. Not sure how accurate that is though.
There are a subreddit called r/floridaorgermany
I assure you that any damage caused by this series pales in comparison to some of the Casual Criminalist episodes I've done
"Global man"
I never used canned cheese when I made Phillies at work. We always used Swiss or pepper jack. But this was in Alaska, and we did do things a bit differently.
finally first comment! as an american in europe i now realize how nuts we are 😂