Joey Diaz's Top 10 Food Rules

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  • @aidanmitchell155
    @aidanmitchell155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    Joey tells Lee he's a Jersey Mike's guy like a mob boss telling some kid "your working for me now, capiche.

    • @bob9644
      @bob9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaoo

    • @npd6225
      @npd6225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don’t wanna hear that shit 😂

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "You're a made guy now, go and earn"

    • @Best69ever
      @Best69ever 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why do you hate America?😂

  • @kaidenisme9521
    @kaidenisme9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    “Listen, just shut up” kills me

    • @IIEthanGamingII
      @IIEthanGamingII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmao that part made me laugh

    • @LabTech41
      @LabTech41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I love it too, it's a moment of sincere emotional response, where you can almost see in Joey's face "should I consider cutting this guy out of my life for the next 18 months?", just on his misinterpretation of Lee's position on instant mashed potatoes. Thankfully Lee clarified his position and it was resolved peacefully, because I've had those boxed potatoes in Basic, and the only reason I ate them is because I would've gotten smoked by the Drill Instructor if he'd seen me dump them.

    • @pbot2029
      @pbot2029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man its some of his funniest material

    • @raygun23
      @raygun23 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pbot2029that’s not even a joke he was serious there😂

    • @op.par_delta.s
      @op.par_delta.s 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lee boom boom syatt

  • @prettyboycat8278
    @prettyboycat8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    “I’m not gonna step foot in that restaurant. Migrant workers died to bring that recipe over here and you wanna remove the gluten cus your stomach hurts go fuck yourself” JOEY KILLED IT LMFAOO

    • @NateDawgKostecka
      @NateDawgKostecka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Read this while high and it killed me just be reading it

  • @tylerdixon3290
    @tylerdixon3290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    15:12
    "I don't know anybody that used boxed mashed potatoes"
    "They're so easy to make though"
    "Listen... just shut up"
    That killed me. You could see the anger and disappointment in Joey's face and lee had to quickly clarify to save their relationship for at least a few more weeks lmao

  • @eeddssoonn1989
    @eeddssoonn1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    “I want the cow that got a couple kicks to the head”
    Hahahaha

  • @StukaSteven
    @StukaSteven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I just turned 18 and I've never had anyone teach me about life and Joey, after watching your poodcast for around a year now I've really been becoming someone, someone I like, and I gotta say thanks for the insight here and there, all while stayin black. God bless

    • @shadyjesusrodriguez.2821
      @shadyjesusrodriguez.2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And I don't understand why the internet's seen as useless.

    • @Gregory-ud6zq
      @Gregory-ud6zq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Yup me neither

    • @PonySlaystati0n
      @PonySlaystati0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Welcome to the Church bro.

    • @wyattpounder8144
      @wyattpounder8144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Livin like a DOCTA

    • @DJFaNaTiiC
      @DJFaNaTiiC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shady Jesus Rodriguez. Bound to find some gems somewhere. Church fam for life

  • @mariyatakeuchi9009
    @mariyatakeuchi9009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    1. don't eat dominos in NYC
    2. don't eat subway in jersey (or anywhere tbf)
    3. don't have anyone deliver your food
    4. never go to a restaurant that does gluten-free
    5. never get wings from pizza hut.
    6. don't get conveyor belt sushi
    7. cook what you are going to say you are going to cook
    8. don't ever make boxed mash potatoes
    9. don't eat chipotle
    10. don't eat hummus
    11. always get the best

    • @BayAreaMike99
      @BayAreaMike99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Whenever I see hummus I think of Joey🤣

    • @mariyatakeuchi9009
      @mariyatakeuchi9009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BayAreaMike99 hummus is my country’s culture

    • @markcurry3083
      @markcurry3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chipotle is fire

    • @kledus420smith8
      @kledus420smith8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markcurry3083 Chipotle is complete garbage str8 crap your pants at the Chipotle bathroom literally shit goes right through you.

    • @blackkkabllakkcaa
      @blackkkabllakkcaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #11 is the most important

  • @johnchaney9100
    @johnchaney9100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Joey definitely needs a traveling food show!!

  • @augustineramos8401
    @augustineramos8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Joey: He got wings from where?
    Lee: Pizza hut
    Joey: Now wait a second.

  • @kaptain_krunch
    @kaptain_krunch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Eating at an Olive Garden in NYC is like eating at a Popeye's in Baton Rouge. What gabone would eat a mass produced meal at Olive Garden when you can eat the highest quality Italian food in the western hemisphere for a reasonable price?

    • @davidcurtiss4133
      @davidcurtiss4133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fucking Gentiles

    • @refusedstone7710
      @refusedstone7710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If you're in Baton Rouge I'll fry you some chicken. Don't go to fucking Popeye's anywhere in Louisiana. Come over.

    • @BAAAKSEEEN
      @BAAAKSEEEN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do the cows get kicked in the head?

    • @Thejamesbgrowhouse
      @Thejamesbgrowhouse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BAAAKSEEENyes repeatedly.

  • @adamlambertlifts6142
    @adamlambertlifts6142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    If theres one guy ill take food rules from its Joey “it was winter of 79” Diaz

  • @Gregory-ud6zq
    @Gregory-ud6zq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    When he misunderstood Lee and told him to shut up I died of laughter

  • @chocktaebolanca757
    @chocktaebolanca757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “You eva ate a chicken that’s been kicked? It’s fucking delicious, Tenda” 💀💀

  • @thomasandersen2534
    @thomasandersen2534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I was stoned AF one night watching The Church and an old girlfriend of mine heard Joey getting loud ranting. She thought a burglar had me tied up in the living room torturing me ! 🤣

    • @Avocadosimp
      @Avocadosimp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @keller_
      @keller_ ปีที่แล้ว

      You're a jersey mikes guy now, AND give me all your money cocksucka

  • @MindseyeFilm
    @MindseyeFilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    You missed the most tremendous one of them all: Joey’s Popcorn rant

  • @philipcallado5693
    @philipcallado5693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The gasp Joey made after Sebastian said he gets the chicken bowl at Chipotle. 😂

  • @bob9644
    @bob9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “8 wings? You went all the way there for 8 aids infected wings?”

  • @Chango46
    @Chango46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "You're a jersey mikes guy now "

  • @danielashworth6748
    @danielashworth6748 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Still watching in 2024. Making breakfast with a coffee listening to uncle joey. Tremendous

  • @tania8257
    @tania8257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    We need a joey diaz cooking show

  • @theintellectualrabbit6828
    @theintellectualrabbit6828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Joey is a professional when it comes to food.

  • @nick4597
    @nick4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “ so they can try to “radishalize” you” 💀 😂😂😂

  • @rheheu7229
    @rheheu7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I could listen to Joey talk about food all day

  • @briark7248
    @briark7248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “i would wait there with a rifle”

  • @j702rebel4
    @j702rebel4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Having my coffee in the morning listening to big Joey Diaz👍 Get a great morning laugh to start my day love listening to him he’s hilarious keep it up brother!

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Where my gentiles at? Much love!!!!

  • @TheFonz995
    @TheFonz995 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That moment where Joey looks at Lee with disgust thinking that Lee said he was for boxed mashed potatoes 15:10

  • @tbuck51
    @tbuck51 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "You can taste it. This chicken got the shit kicked out of em" 😂😂😂

  • @michael_brennan
    @michael_brennan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "He puts cheddar cheese on a sandwich...that's something that white gentiles do - people who each ranch!"

  • @lilphonk1377
    @lilphonk1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    20:21 the way he said mustard 😂😭😭

  • @bruceshane795
    @bruceshane795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    15:12 is pure gold

    • @danielashworth6748
      @danielashworth6748 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "Listen, just shut up" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bruceshane795
      @bruceshane795 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ☠️☠️☠️

  • @roebusone730
    @roebusone730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😂😂😂 "they were good, they were big wings" 😂😂😂
    Watching Uncle Joey has been the best way to start my days.

  • @oscars4608
    @oscars4608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “I’ll stab you” 😂😂😂😂

  • @willi6880
    @willi6880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I came here looking for one of my favorite Diaz rules, and I found it right off the bat at #10.
    "I'll stand outside and pick people off with a rifle" one of the low key funniest lines hes ever said imo

  • @DruryXL
    @DruryXL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the content I need

  • @izekielremi7655
    @izekielremi7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    19:05
    "Radishalize you" 😂

  • @afghakhan
    @afghakhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The wings at pizza places are always bad.

    • @CornPopWazABadDude
      @CornPopWazABadDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah, not Juniors pizza near me in Orlando, FL. Some of the best wings I've ever had and I've had the original Buffalo wings in Buffalo. Real Italians own Juniors and I have no idea how they know how to make bomb ass wings, but they do!
      But yeah, 999 of 1000 times wings from pizza places are terrible.

    • @bob9644
      @bob9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bird up

    • @IIEthanGamingII
      @IIEthanGamingII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like pizza huts wings, they aren't bad at all.

    • @IIEthanGamingII
      @IIEthanGamingII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @I Got That PMA boneless baby 😘

    • @ibbeats5183
      @ibbeats5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CornPopWazABadDude where in orlando? Just moved there from buffalo and cant find a good slice or wings anywhere!

  • @MikeJones-rh4xk
    @MikeJones-rh4xk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Does that mean the cow didn't get kicked" holy fuck I lost it man, gotta love uncle joey🤣🤣

  • @dirtpounder
    @dirtpounder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    he looked about ready to strangle lee over those boxed potatoes

  • @KrustyKrabbzy
    @KrustyKrabbzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Sebastian goes “chicken bowl” I lost it

  • @doforself_
    @doforself_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “When I’m on the road making $6 a week I’m a big fan of it” 😂😂😂

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Subway is the McDonalds of chain sandwich shops...Its only okay to go there when its the only option in the town of 300 off the interstate in Oklahoma at midnight.

  • @Devin-xl9iz
    @Devin-xl9iz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I work at pizza hut and I think I found a foot or a toe in the chicken. Listen to uncle Joey Lee

  • @iceeclair
    @iceeclair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:45 this is how I accept dinner invitations as well 😂😂

  • @brettlord6379
    @brettlord6379 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "The clam sauce had curry in it. I took my hat, put it on, and walked out the door. I didn't talk to her for two years after that" hahaha 😂😂

  • @mnb9162
    @mnb9162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Stealing, doing 8 balls is one thing... but being offered pizza hut is society taken to a new low....Got to love Joey's moral compass.

  • @SamSinghComic
    @SamSinghComic ปีที่แล้ว

    6:50 “I wouldn’t step foot in it” AAAAHHAHAHAHA

  • @nickfouss4217
    @nickfouss4217 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lee’s laugh always kills me😭😭😂

  • @jasperezekiel4893
    @jasperezekiel4893 ปีที่แล้ว

    “It was a brick, it was like a demolition derby, and then I got up and it just started squirting” 😂😂💀💀💀

  • @jasonphair8478
    @jasonphair8478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The food is so horrible. ..should be Lee's favorite place 😂😂😂

  • @prodigy1445
    @prodigy1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    16:22 "Chicken bowl.... oOOoHHh." At first, i thought Uncle Joey fired off some knuckle children, whilst deep in thought about Chipotle, but thankfully he resents it.

  • @jonathancasillas218
    @jonathancasillas218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He feels so strongly about those instant mashed potatoes. telling lee to shut up like that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BayAreaMike99
      @BayAreaMike99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lee definitely threw away some boxes😂

  • @FreedomLovingFox
    @FreedomLovingFox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:58 Joey’s heartbreaks when Lee admits to eating Subway

  • @fatmunch6318
    @fatmunch6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The guest during this subway rant is who joeys trying to look like

  • @chrisgermain3608
    @chrisgermain3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joey and Lee went Deep in Pizza Hut clip lol Lee says" if I had a basket hanging out my window I would never leave the house" 🤣

  • @mikephillips5469
    @mikephillips5469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s describes food so well ,it makes me so hungry 🤦‍♂️

  • @MadVolbeat
    @MadVolbeat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whenever i see a newyorker talking about NY pizza, I instantly remember the Sopranos episode when they travel to Italy haha

  • @ethanrichards498
    @ethanrichards498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I feel him on that subway rant. Place is total garbage.

  • @gracejoy3737
    @gracejoy3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Chipolte” Lol

  • @gideonamare160
    @gideonamare160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joeys reaction to fiding out the lady put curry in the clams was fucking perfect

  • @dannyb20vtec28
    @dannyb20vtec28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:50 damn hipster... gluten free pizza? Wtf is wrong with you. Haha

  • @meezysmentality
    @meezysmentality 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Joey is hilarious 😂! Two kicks 🦵 to the chicken 🐔 head makes it tender. If you tell me you’re making chicken 🍗 cutlets with cream corn 🌽 and mashed potatoes 🥔 and I get to your house and you offer me a salad 🥗. We ain’t talkin 😂😂😂😂

  • @davidcarik1761
    @davidcarik1761 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "People are looking at you for leadership." 😆

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can’t wait for the season premiere of Cookin’ With Coco

  • @pettywap1183
    @pettywap1183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    wheres the video of joey talking about sushi in indianapolis with bill burr lmao

  • @davidcardenas4633
    @davidcardenas4633 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    15:20 he almost fired lee for that 😂

  • @jonathancasillas218
    @jonathancasillas218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ThAt PlAce SucKs ThAts GrOsS FiSh!!!!!!!!!!! That kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Worked as a delivery driver at a Domino's in Los Angeles deeeeeeep in the San Fernando Valley when I was just turning 21...Though it taught me a lot of life skills, like how to deal with douches, it also made realize how disgusting delivery pizza is. Now I make my own from scratch. Its so much better.

  • @lupin3rd227
    @lupin3rd227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    HMO food 😂😂😂

  • @saltygrandpajoe6375
    @saltygrandpajoe6375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Uncle Joey ... seriously the ONLY thing I’ve ever used boxed potatoes was to thicken a soup when that’s was the only thing on the shelf 😝

  • @dylana.601
    @dylana.601 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I won’t step foot in there” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nicktheknife479
    @nicktheknife479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why would you even think about telling Joey Diaz about your gluten free non dairy pizza like wtf are you thinking he’s gonna be like “Oh I gotta get some of that”? Fuck no.

  • @Ravsxngh
    @Ravsxngh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:12 Joeys face 😂

  • @Backswell
    @Backswell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is nothing Joey gets more passionate about than food. And that’s saying a LOT

  • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
    @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ll never go to subway again after my mom took me there when I’m stoned to the gills. I wanted to dope my sandwich up, I think I went Philly steak with that artery clogging Baja cheese sauce, just a dash just enough so that sandwich ain’t dry and you got to be stoned to the bone for the baja.
    Anyways it’s about $16 or some wild shit for a sandwich a drink and chips. Steak and cheese sauce, $16 never again like it hurt my soul I could have gotten a real deal melt in your mouth Philly cheese steak for cheaper

  • @NateDawgKostecka
    @NateDawgKostecka 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “You’re one of the smartest guys I know, you take pictures of people’s feet with flip-flops…” Joey is a true legend

  • @drebodollaz3504
    @drebodollaz3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Are you a chip ole tay guy?”
    “..... people get sick”

  • @MsClaireEverett
    @MsClaireEverett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joey has got a PhD in the streets.

  • @-USERNOTFOUND-
    @-USERNOTFOUND- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man is just too funny 😂😂😂

  • @richevans609
    @richevans609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kickin' Chicken' 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @jorgecavanna2898
    @jorgecavanna2898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joey make a travelling food show!!!

  • @HikeBikePhoto
    @HikeBikePhoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Long awaited video thx!

  • @romanz9022
    @romanz9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never had Popeyes but I love chicken, what do you guys recommend for a first timer? I eat wingstop for chicken btw.

  • @Imarida2
    @Imarida2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This from a guy that eats boogers like it's the last meal.
    Joey never got his stripes in the eating circuit.

    • @anchorbubba
      @anchorbubba 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love how pissed he gets at others bc of food but the mofo out here eatin eye crust and shit

    • @Sneak248
      @Sneak248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look at these uncultured swines ^

  • @wsaj41221
    @wsaj41221 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    16:01 😂😂😂😂

  • @Xelda420
    @Xelda420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:00 I like curry but I would never use it with seafood

  • @DanielStoneMTM
    @DanielStoneMTM 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Why do you hate America?” HAHAHAHA

  • @wsaj41221
    @wsaj41221 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:30 "and I know somewhere Lee stopped and breathed heavy" "No"

  • @EXXORO
    @EXXORO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The basket to transport food and Exchange of money is real. I remember my uncle doing this when he bought ice cream and he lived on the 3rd floor 😂😂😂🥺

  • @tsunamijani5284
    @tsunamijani5284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he’s talking about the Marriott in Uniondale 😂🤣 Over there, only good pizza used to be on Front St by the McDonald’s. That area is so over run by corporations, the closest passable slice is in East Meadow/Merrick

  • @lupin3rd227
    @lupin3rd227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joey @ 16:16 is my favorite part 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dust17111
    @dust17111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the Rudy Sarzo pods

  • @jorgeortiz4031
    @jorgeortiz4031 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “she’s three, she wanted pizza” bro that sent me into a spiral

  • @RoC937
    @RoC937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    cousin vinny's is open until 3 am in ohio....there's no excuse for eating dominos lol

  • @MikEEEB32
    @MikEEEB32 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Here in Alaska we actually have a pretty good dominos. They make their own dough it’s pretty bomb 😂

  • @hrbekroenick
    @hrbekroenick ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know I've been listening to too much Joey Diaz at night when I go out for wings and I Joey in my head. They ask ranch or blue cheese, and I'm sitting across from my 4 year old great niece trying not to say "blue cheese or F your mother". I was sweating profuciously keeping my mouth shut!

  • @c.h.2392
    @c.h.2392 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It was amazing see Rafferty go 3 minutes without crying or talking about his street cred

  • @gordonfreemen1920
    @gordonfreemen1920 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You could upload a video of Joey talking about grass for an hour and I would listen to the entire thing

  • @josh8161
    @josh8161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Radishcalised😭