The Most HATED Nutcracker Movie Ever Made - Nostalgia Critic

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    It's universally panned by critics and audiences everywhere. Is it worth all the anger? YES! YES IT IS!
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    The Nutcracker in 3D (released on DVD as The Nutcracker: The Untold Story) is a 2009 British-Hungarian 3D Christmas musical fantasy film adapted from the ballet The Nutcracker, directed by Andrei Konchalovsky. It stars Elle Fanning, Nathan Lane, and John Turturro with Charles Rowe and Shirley Henderson as the Nutcracker.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4112

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    • @chrisatherton7840
      @chrisatherton7840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That was a good episode

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      @redred8478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Could there be a Doug Review of The Grinch (2018)?

    • @DrewSwansoncinema23
      @DrewSwansoncinema23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What are you going to do next

    • @Disneyland2015
      @Disneyland2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Is Rachel going to stay and like the new office look

    • @eeveestar6826
      @eeveestar6826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You know, I think that a good theme for January would be 'Disaster Month' where you review movies such as The Day After Tomorrow, Dante's Peak, San Andreas, 2012 ect. I think that the Disaster Movie genre hasn't been talked about nearly enough, so it would be interesting if you covered it. *PLEASE???*

  • @crazybillykook
    @crazybillykook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    I assume the Critic didn't use the f-bomb all year to pay respects to his mom, who didn't like him using the word. That was very sweet, Doug.

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Or could just be something he did it subconsciously.

    • @runefaustblack
      @runefaustblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Yeah, one thing I like about NC is that he's not reliant on swearing: he can make his points clear without emphasizing them. That's a crucial quality for a critic.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@runefaustblack I cant believe I didn't notice he didn't use it.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Is that the reason?? Awww.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I thought it was TH-cam cracking down on videos using non appropriate words for ad reasons.
      And I’m still sure that’s the case.

  • @melloangelwolf8611
    @melloangelwolf8611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    The Irony is that since its 1920 she will grow up to witness Nazis in real life as they do annex Austria in 1938

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      That's sad....

    • @OODLESMCBOODELS
      @OODLESMCBOODELS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      My god so true

    • @OODLESMCBOODELS
      @OODLESMCBOODELS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Do you think that she would think that hitler is the rat-king back for revenge but killing all these other people for in her perspective no reason

    • @nomad8049
      @nomad8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's. Ok I'm a go think

    • @quipil9387
      @quipil9387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      “If I can stop him once and can do it again”

  • @colinharter4094
    @colinharter4094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    "and then they all lived happily ever after I guess?"
    except they totally didn't, because they're still a family with Jewish ancestry living in 1920s Vienna.

    • @gennybaratta2460
      @gennybaratta2460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Colin Harter exactly. The only family member we know is safe is Uncle Albert

    • @gabrielescaringi5194
      @gabrielescaringi5194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is funny

    • @houldenmelville5530
      @houldenmelville5530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Don't worry they have a German uncle, at least I think he's German.

    • @jisagay3872
      @jisagay3872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Albert Einstein grew up Jewish, and all of his relatives were Jewish. He immigrated to America after learning about the Nazi’s rise to power.

    • @jisagay3872
      @jisagay3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes....fun....

  • @dylanrivera2244
    @dylanrivera2244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I’m not saying a darker version of the nutcracker is a bad idea, I’m just saying that there is a right way to do it and this movie did it the worst way possible.

    • @Endriu192
      @Endriu192 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Trust me, you don't need to know how it was produced in Russia

    • @nightskyj7579
      @nightskyj7579 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@Endriu192 i hate to ask but....my morbid curiosity is really itching to know

    • @Endriu192
      @Endriu192 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@nightskyj7579 Like from creators of terminator

    • @GaikokujinSHINE
      @GaikokujinSHINE 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I kinda wanna see it.

  • @ThePokemonSoldier
    @ThePokemonSoldier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    Him revealing he didn't say the F-word at all in 2018 was a surprise to me as I never noticed he didn't saying it. Anyone else agree?

    • @Sugaprincess2500
      @Sugaprincess2500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ThePokemonSoldier I agree!!! I actually looked back in his other reviews in 2018 to see for myself!!!!

    • @jameswhiteii9129
      @jameswhiteii9129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ThePokemonSoldier *F* yes! 😁

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He screamed a lot though

    • @calmarsden8692
      @calmarsden8692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Who’s here on 420 likes

    • @anniechlarcy
      @anniechlarcy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This fact only applies to the *Nostalgia Critic reviews* not to the First Viewings, Sibling Rivalry reviews/spoilers, etc. where he said it all year long. That's why I didn't notice because I watched most of those vids too!

  • @XirkuKagi
    @XirkuKagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3664

    I was today years old when I realized Critic didn't say the f word all year

    • @sonicranger7861
      @sonicranger7861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      IKR!?!? But the F word goes in one ear and out the other anyways. XD

    • @4hands456
      @4hands456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "fun"? cause im pretty sure hes said it at least once....

    • @CrimsonKingGaming
      @CrimsonKingGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You need the money

    • @IsaacPrinTheNerd
      @IsaacPrinTheNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I was also today years old.

    • @robinlaceishere
      @robinlaceishere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What the fresca? Really?

  • @treyshipman1357
    @treyshipman1357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    That ending with Doug...”Let’s watch it again...” and then the “For Mom” just...whoa...

  • @SpideyFan-onst
    @SpideyFan-onst ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Rest in Peace Mrs. Walker.
    Thanks for raising the Nostalgia Critic to be the guy that we all know and love.

  • @grantarmstrong9648
    @grantarmstrong9648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    to be fair Rachel's version of Home Alone is still a million times better than Home Alone 4 and 5

    • @nathandioza7821
      @nathandioza7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Chad_Eldridge don't ugh just yet I'm pretty sure there's more!

    • @Dunnygirl21
      @Dunnygirl21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wait there was a 4 and 5 one?

    • @davidsmith6238
      @davidsmith6238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, you are soooooo right.

    • @MegaMr46
      @MegaMr46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Grant Armstrong I liked Holiday Heist but that’s okay everybody has opinions and they matter

    • @grantarmstrong9648
      @grantarmstrong9648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      by the way when is Critic going to review those 2 movies already?

  • @hansruhlmann454
    @hansruhlmann454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    "Let's watch it again."
    MY HEART!
    Rest In Peace, Mama Walker.

    • @SEReid-rz5bm
      @SEReid-rz5bm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ​@Arithomimus I don't know the details but I seem to recall she passed away not long after appearing in one of their Christmas reviews in 2015. The video is called "The Worst Christmas Special EVER!" and it's legitimately well done and very heartwarming. This video is a callback to that one. :)

    • @naprizodenvtuber2529
      @naprizodenvtuber2529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The fucking emojis... seriously?

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Forward or Jump Yeah, i can see that wasn't best choice now, so i removed it.

    • @naprizodenvtuber2529
      @naprizodenvtuber2529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hans Ruhlmann thanks!

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome.

  • @peterrosa3093
    @peterrosa3093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    That ending made me tear up. R.I.P. Mama Critic, screw those dislikes.

    • @GoddessOfWhim2003
      @GoddessOfWhim2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      awww, my condolences to Doug, Rob, and Barney. RIP Mama Critic

    • @rhaenysreborn6083
      @rhaenysreborn6083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I had no idea that she'd passed. RIP Mama Critic.

    • @GoddessOfWhim2003
      @GoddessOfWhim2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@rhaenysreborn6083 i think this is the first time we, the fans, heard about her passing. i understand not wanting to share in a time of mourning

    • @xelectrix
      @xelectrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ffffff I wasn't ready

    • @yugoxgc
      @yugoxgc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@GoddessOfWhim2003 She actually passed in 2016. Granted this might be the 1st time it's been made clear in a review but many ppl already knew since her passing

  • @UnprofessionalProfessor
    @UnprofessionalProfessor ปีที่แล้ว +317

    Movie should have been called "The Dollocaust"

    • @matthewgallaway3675
      @matthewgallaway3675 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It would have gotten better reviews

    • @kaloyanmanchev6613
      @kaloyanmanchev6613 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It would have not burned in the box office as much the Jews.

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kaloyanmanchev6613 Or as much as the Jews that invested in the project in the first place.😅

    • @kaloyanmanchev6613
      @kaloyanmanchev6613 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@UnprofessionalProfessor And just like the actual Holocaust nobody's reputation really recovered.

    • @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe
      @AbareKillerFan-yo7pe ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's a more convincing title

  • @subscribetoxdsnailboat7145
    @subscribetoxdsnailboat7145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Rat king- Opens Mouth
    *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

  • @eldiegoxter7517
    @eldiegoxter7517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

    You can see Papa Walker doing his best not to cry at the end. So powerful. So beautiful. I loved it.

    • @Cheesecake_lover360
      @Cheesecake_lover360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      it was hard for me not to cry too

    • @sarahangellis8291
      @sarahangellis8291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I bawled my eyes out at the end of this review more than any movie I’ve ever watched, and this is a review of a movie that I was starting to think was just a nightmare I had when I was 8

    • @cosmo3093
      @cosmo3093 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊

    • @cosmo3093
      @cosmo3093 ปีที่แล้ว

      😊😅😮😢🎉😂❤

    • @cosmo3093
      @cosmo3093 ปีที่แล้ว

      only link can defeat ganon m

  • @dinosaysrawr
    @dinosaysrawr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    He killed the shark because he was afraid that the movie might jump it.

    • @bobmasters9871
      @bobmasters9871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, maybe that would have worked if they hadn't already been doing cartwheels over its head.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The movie already did by adding by adding words to the music, starting a the the beginning with Nathan Lane

    • @leandropeixotodemelo7610
      @leandropeixotodemelo7610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The movie was already rocketing above sharks, dolphins, whales, the Titanic, the Navy, Poseidon, etc. since its conception

    • @UdoShan
      @UdoShan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It wouldn't have jumped the shark. It would have
      1) Jumped the Shark
      2) Came back to shoot it in the balls
      3) Raped it
      4) Ate its flesh
      5) consumed its soul
      6) Mounted it on the wall
      7) AND THEN DONE THE SAME THING TO 12 MORE [f-word]-ING SHARKS (just to be safe)!

    • @casketbase7750
      @casketbase7750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You wrote a very good comment. You get the coveted TWO CLAPS. 👏👏

  • @wetaughted4640
    @wetaughted4640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    God the ending hurts. And ending with “For Mom” just didn’t make it easier. This was one of the best reviews I ever seen. There’s just nothing Doug can’t review, no matter how bad people claim it to be. Truely life will reward you on what you are passionate about. I’m sure where ever Mrs. Walker is now, she’s looking down at Doug and she is proud. Merry Christmas.

    • @PartyPlannerPreston
      @PartyPlannerPreston ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His “The Wall” review was a terrible take but other than that, you’re definitely right

    • @KahlessTheUnforgettable
      @KahlessTheUnforgettable ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PartyPlannerPreston It was spot on. A shit review for a shit film by a shit band that’s liked by shit people.

    • @monicadelgado5296
      @monicadelgado5296 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This video is more emotional than the film itself.

  • @xgray2012
    @xgray2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2963

    The last part made me cry. R.I.P. Mama Walker. 😢😭

    • @motherthirteen
      @motherthirteen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      hugs

    • @WindyREDPanda
      @WindyREDPanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      We're all going to die. Fuck College. Death is Schooling Everything.

    • @theonemememaker3704
      @theonemememaker3704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I hope there isn't any 'press F for respect'

    • @StarWritterSW
      @StarWritterSW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My grandma passed away this year as well 😢😭

    • @theonemememaker3704
      @theonemememaker3704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@StarWritterSW my grandma passed away last year

  • @altebander2767
    @altebander2767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    Well of course we don't watch you for the f-word, it's actually not shocking at all in Germany. We watch you because of your walls. They are amazing. I like how the colour and texture changes over time.

    • @Darkgun231
      @Darkgun231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@TheHuffmanator It's why they didn't want to break through the Maginot Line back in WW2! They didn't want to break France's lovely border wall.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought that it was because his anger made it easier to understand him. You know, makes it sound more like German?

    • @mob2uz
      @mob2uz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fucking Trump supporters...

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No one making the obvious Berlin Wall joke here?

    • @witchBoi_Connor
      @witchBoi_Connor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The sandwich I think that was the unspoken, implied joke... in which case obligatory r/whoosh?

  • @TechnoScorpion
    @TechnoScorpion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Honestly, the Barbie version was more faithful than this.
    Not only that, but Tim Curry played the Rat King in it too!

    • @ph89787
      @ph89787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      TechnoScorpion Oh I remember that.

    • @plaina123
      @plaina123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      when the critic said that the care bear's movie was the most faithful version, I just kept thinking "so is the Barbie one haha"

    • @ddynodd2173
      @ddynodd2173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wait... That was Tim Curry?! I watched that a ton as a kid and never noticed!

    • @albertthepeacock8020
      @albertthepeacock8020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Holy shit I'm getting all those Barbie memories back

    • @AG-lq5jo
      @AG-lq5jo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the barbie movie is so good!

  • @Freakydotdotdot
    @Freakydotdotdot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Imagine if Hitler sang doing some of the worst events in history

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      YOu mean like Springtime for hitler but in the worst possible lighting

    • @demilung
      @demilung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How can you be sure he didn't?

    • @diegorincon4673
      @diegorincon4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Adolf Hitler's The Auschwitz song! Featuring Heinrich Himmler and Eva Braun as side singers

    • @tealablu3759
      @tealablu3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wasn’t there supposed to be nazis on ice in the history of the world, part II?

    • @demilung
      @demilung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@tealablu3759 I think "nazis on ice" is the subtitle for the second part of Battle of Stalingrad

  • @AnotherMovieStudio
    @AnotherMovieStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    The nutcracker looks like one of those figures that sing the Duloc song.

  • @lucaguccione-jimenez346
    @lucaguccione-jimenez346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    When you realize that Doug really hasn't dropped the f bomb for a year

    • @cathieupchurch4166
      @cathieupchurch4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Your profile pic fits the comment perfectly

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG, you're right! I'm watching his older Christmas episodes playlist, and he drops f-bombs all over the place in those!

  • @pjmathison9787
    @pjmathison9787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    No lie, I flipped when I saw Rachel. Fucking missed her

    • @mounne13
      @mounne13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thus removing the point of the change the channel hashtag

    • @Chillitz
      @Chillitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they screamed... i screamed

    • @maddo4
      @maddo4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've always thought there was something missing with her gone. I love the cast as is but when she left the chemistry changed

    • @andyguanaco5404
      @andyguanaco5404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't follow channel awesome on social media? They posted a group photo with her

    • @Sam-ue4uj
      @Sam-ue4uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same man. I almost (I did) screamed

  • @michaelhinton8530
    @michaelhinton8530 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    3:34
    Doug: But don’t you feel… Dirty, filming this?
    Rachel: I’ll tell you what Critic, I’ll have you watch the movie that inspired me for all of this “The Nutcracker in 3D”
    Malcom: What does it have Nazi’s in it?
    Rachel: Yes!
    Doug and Malcom: 0_0

  • @JazzyRedMusic
    @JazzyRedMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Barbie and The Nutcracker is the only version I will accept.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Nutcracker Prince (1990) is the only true nutcracker for me, but Barbie comes close.

    • @outtheredude
      @outtheredude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ouch! No wonder Ken's not anatomically correct! ;-)

    • @elijahalonzo6056
      @elijahalonzo6056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tom and jerry and the nutcracker is a guilty pleasure of mine

    • @williameyelash8053
      @williameyelash8053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell YEAHHH

    • @PyroGothNerd
      @PyroGothNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, Barbie at least TRIED

  • @Jimmy_G412
    @Jimmy_G412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    good lord it really does have a 0% rating from critics on rotten tomato, I thought it was photoshopped

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jimmy G
      Wait, really?

    • @Jimmy_G412
      @Jimmy_G412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@RickyUzumaki993 yep 30 critics, 30 rotten scores

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jimmy G
      ... For some reason, I’m not surprised

    • @gamefan6219
      @gamefan6219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And I thought The Christmas Tree and Rapsittie Street Kids were bad, but THIS... is way worse!

    • @zooemperor3954
      @zooemperor3954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It also has an 18 on MetaCritic, signifying overwhelming dislike

  • @zandermeans6905
    @zandermeans6905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    The nutcracker looks like those dolls singing welcome to duloc from shrek

    • @ArthurMan2800
      @ArthurMan2800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LOL!!!!

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Those were way more appealing

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Let's do it again!
      NO!....no.

    • @EvanFirecat
      @EvanFirecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah I'd rather watch that than this I mean seriously who is the unfortunate person or family who watched this movie ._.

    • @frederickdietz3148
      @frederickdietz3148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

  • @gregorywilliams7213
    @gregorywilliams7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    “This movie was so bad it makes rhapsody street kids look like toy story”
    My favorite quote in the whole video

    • @stonersquurtle2504
      @stonersquurtle2504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Are you joking? This makes FOOD FIGHT look like Toy Story!!!

    • @gracedoubleu
      @gracedoubleu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What about, "This is the worst thing that I have ever seen, and I was in The Room"

    • @shantellakaladypersephone8671
      @shantellakaladypersephone8671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gracedoubleu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @charliecomer6001
      @charliecomer6001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pff. Please, I've got two better: this film makes SON OF THE MASK look like gone with the wind. 2: I would rather watch the 2004 Hulk with Henry Cavil's MUSTACHE as the protagonist, while having my testicles ELECTROCUTED.

  • @khamankhoma8232
    @khamankhoma8232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Didn't realize how much I missed Rachel until I heard that maniacal scream.

    • @theredmarker7216
      @theredmarker7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I gotta definitely agree to that

    • @theredmarker7216
      @theredmarker7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      also, because the last time I saw her she was punched offscreen by the nc with "your fired"

    • @Perezadrian613
      @Perezadrian613 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Red Marker 721 from the Master of Disguise review right?

    • @theredmarker7216
      @theredmarker7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Perezadrian613 yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the one but, I'll check.

    • @theredmarker7216
      @theredmarker7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      but first, tuuuuurrrrtle

  • @potrelviewer9536
    @potrelviewer9536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    BREAKING NEWS: Tchaikovsky himself has risen from his grave, and is in pursuit of Mr Konchalovsky all across Hollywood Blvd.

    • @Fluffkitscripts
      @Fluffkitscripts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Meanwhile, dr. Seuss is still chasing the director of cat in the hat.

    • @thegameknight8916
      @thegameknight8916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We are aware of SCP-5740-M and his rampage against Mr Konchalovsky. We will be apprehending and containing Tchaikovsky as soon as possible.

    • @thegameknight8916
      @thegameknight8916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm sorry, but it's my job to apprehend SCP-5740-M. As well as SCP-3204-M, Dr. Seuss.

    • @gamejunky3040
      @gamejunky3040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *straps Mr.Konchalovsky to the pelvic smasher machine as to try and contain Tchaikovsky*

    • @Fleyk1707
      @Fleyk1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Konchalovsky is actually a pretty great director

  • @takeshikujo2909
    @takeshikujo2909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    Rachel: He just doesn't get it! It's always more important to be loud than to be right.
    Rob: You're on Twitter, aren't you?
    Most hilarious line of 2018.

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Takeshi Kujo
      Indeed, proving that the Walker Bros. can be funny. xD

    • @neddster7132
      @neddster7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      also, very accurate line, It's always more important to be loud than to be right. Many people probably think that in real life, and in truth, It's actually more important to be right than to be loud.

    • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
      @Tkdboy-gk1wk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Takeshi Kujo Plankton: “CORRECT!!”

    • @evanremillard5640
      @evanremillard5640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the most relevant line of 2018, 19, and 20.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@evanremillard5640 true

  • @luckthewolf7123
    @luckthewolf7123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    You know, Nazis and holocaust references. Perfect child friendly material.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Clearly! Maybe they should have included a few train rides to the... "special camps."

    • @connorlove9149
      @connorlove9149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A Family Picture!

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well we need children to know what pure evil is

    • @bakomz
      @bakomz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Perhaps the Nazis were shown for patriotism? It's just that most of the people working on the film were from Russia. We have films of this quality, which is good. I notice the similarity with domestic paintings.

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's not the fact that they did it; it's how they handled it. The implications that she'll have to face the REAL Nazis some day, plus how she doesn't even bother saving the other toys.

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "I ate your hamster when you weren't looking. He tasted like love." If I am capable of feeling romantic feelings for another human being, I want my hypothetical lover to serenade me with those words every other Thursday.

    • @SlasherDex
      @SlasherDex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm going to eat your hamster and finally find true love

    • @sheepking8440
      @sheepking8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What the actual hell

  • @ArcaneEther
    @ArcaneEther 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    For those of you who can't put on finger on the Nutcracker's voice: it's Shirley Henderson, who played Moaning Myrtle in the Harry Potter films. You're welcome.

  • @grimmlyhollows1191
    @grimmlyhollows1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "Oh God!!! We left Kevin home alone!!! And he's only 23!?!"

  • @bigdaddy6257
    @bigdaddy6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Man, the new wolfenstien looks terrible

    • @OODLESMCBOODELS
      @OODLESMCBOODELS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice

    • @IbadGrammarX
      @IbadGrammarX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @JASON NYBOER young bloond more Accuracy history that Nutcracker

    • @Shovel-Smacker
      @Shovel-Smacker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is sadly the closest thing to a Skaven movie we Are gonna get.

    • @bernardshodeke33
      @bernardshodeke33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @JASON NYBOER way better....

  • @shiveringtimber49
    @shiveringtimber49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Wait a minute, a new location means a new wall. God help you if that new wall's color is slightly off from the old wall!

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hell, he didn’t even use his regular lighting that tints the wall blue because it was probably packed up

    • @emerald8274
      @emerald8274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe they packed the wall to take with them

    • @blagertb9614
      @blagertb9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rip wall

    • @Gozokukolat
      @Gozokukolat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The wall was green screen the whole time!

  • @brendanmurphy4034
    @brendanmurphy4034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    If this does take place in the 20s it gets darker cause this means the girl had a prophetic dream of Nazis and genocide. A FAMILY PICTURE!

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I feel like they got the whole concept backwards, many kid's stories feature a kid entering a dreamworld where they fight monsters symbolizing the problems in their real world, and the film would have made so much more sense if the girl was living under nazi occupation and reality was bleak while her dreams were colorful and whimsical and the rat king was a symbol of the real world threat of nazis rather than making it the other way around, but Nutcracker 3D shows the 20's Europe as a fun and happy place while the kids imaginations are full of random horror for no reason.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A PSYCHO PICTURE!

  • @Karuminu2
    @Karuminu2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    1. He really didn't say the F word in his reviews this whole season? Wow! Looks like Santa Christ won't be putting soap in his stocking this Christmas!
    2. I can't believe you survived watching the single worst Nutcracker movie EVER!
    3. That ending for your late mother was really sweet. :'(

  • @edslushie570
    @edslushie570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I feel like a lot of the movie’s problems could have been fixed if they had set it AFTER the war instead of before. That way the children would have a reason to be thinking about Nazis and to use their imaginations to dramatize their defeat.

  • @sabrinamiller3671
    @sabrinamiller3671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    RIP, Mrs. Walker.
    You know, Doug said that his mom disapproved of his language in his show (I only just remembered at the end of this episode). I like that he may have went all year without using the F-word just for her. I cried at the footage of the Walker family. This was beautiful. God bless, Doug, Rob, and Barney. Have a wonderful Christmas.

    • @KaiNLinda
      @KaiNLinda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I DIDNT KNOW

    • @peterbarnes66
      @peterbarnes66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When did she pass away?

    • @jessecampbell7351
      @jessecampbell7351 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A couple years ago

    • @Moxo_
      @Moxo_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last year before Christmas.

    • @Darc_Saber
      @Darc_Saber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had no idea that she passed away, my heart goes out to the Walker family. She will be missed

  • @Shierajackylnsword
    @Shierajackylnsword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    This movie got a 0% percent score on Rotten Tomatoes?! THAT IS LESS THAN THE EMOJI MOVIE!

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      At least Emoji was transparent cashgrab. This one is more a grave digging kind of bad..

    • @GraveDigger35
      @GraveDigger35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      0% via the critics, out of like 2800 fan reviews 29% liked it......

    • @Shierajackylnsword
      @Shierajackylnsword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GraveDigger35 THE FLUFFLY DISTORTION WORLD, WHO WOULD LIKE THIS MARIO KARTING PIECE OF CRAP.

    • @RackednStackeddd
      @RackednStackeddd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Iron Sword at least the emoji movie had somewhat good animation

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny it’s not negative scores!

  • @SuperParkourio
    @SuperParkourio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    14:52 As a member of one of those test audiences, I can confirm that we did not ask for any of this.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I am so sorry. What DID you ask for? Actually, maybe the shorter answer would be, what DIDN'T you ask for, aside from this not been shown in theaters at all?

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@kylemorello4787 a memory wipe most likely

    • @uncann130
      @uncann130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      If you were in a test audience for THIS, I feel so sorry for you

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@uncann130 we all do

    • @decepticreep952
      @decepticreep952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My condolences.

  • @magistersolis.3750
    @magistersolis.3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Me: The Nutcracker a sweet story about a nutcracker coming alive.
    Movie: The Nutcracker a sweet story with people being rounded up and watching their loved ones burn aka Nazis.

  • @theripper451
    @theripper451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    That’s “lets watch it again” is what finally broke me. My grandmother is dying of lung cancer she’s fighting but it’s hard. This is just...I don’t have words. Thank you Doug.

    • @xxxtentacles3915
      @xxxtentacles3915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thats terrible to hear, i hope all is going well

    • @jalifritz8033
      @jalifritz8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope it gets well

    • @samwitherington8202
      @samwitherington8202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Both my grandmother's died of cancer while I was very young. I feel your pain.

    • @CLDJ227
      @CLDJ227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm sorry to hear that, hope all is well. I'll be praying for you and your family.

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CLDJ227 Did you pray a lot?

  • @waldofound8212
    @waldofound8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    For Mom
    That’s all you need to make everyone cry... thank you Doug

  • @nsgames24
    @nsgames24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I didn't even know his mother passed.
    I'm sorry, man :'(

    • @plawson8577
      @plawson8577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nicky Scott Back in September 2016.

    • @sdsign4229
      @sdsign4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      She was the one who inspired him to go a whole year without saying the F word in Nostalgia Critic.

    • @nsgames24
      @nsgames24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :'(

  • @puppyhowler
    @puppyhowler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    when i first saw this i was like
    "oh hey a movie about the nutcracker, this should be interesting... why is albert einstein in here and why is he singing about the theory of relativity?"

    • @mutt9779
      @mutt9779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ugh because IT'S THE NUTCRACKER, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!!!
      I actually wonder if there's some confused kid out there who would actually say that because it's the only version they actually watched(I honestly don't think I've ever sat through the whole story either tbh, I couldn't recall the order of the events off the top of my head at least, I've only ever seen bits and pieces of remakes and dances and have a general idea of it lol)

  • @briantwiss9078
    @briantwiss9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Best line: Greg Sistero; “This was the worst thing I’d ever seen... and I was in ‘The Room’”

  • @morgangobin9985
    @morgangobin9985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    That ending...that ending got me! “For Mom”
    RIP Sandy Walker. You are still missed even today! 😭

    • @melsnow989
      @melsnow989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      is so sad, poor Dug :(

  • @morganh.4315
    @morganh.4315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Unfortunately I was the kid who watched this at 8
    I still have nightmares

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I grew up with Courage the Cowardly dog..... My childhood dreams were night terrors..... The 80's kids movies ain't got Shit on me!!!!

    • @ellie2041
      @ellie2041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dark Rainbow 476 I am so sorry for you hun

    • @Unremarkable6969
      @Unremarkable6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This movie is scaryer than the Cat in the hat movie and happy feet.

    • @RJIS
      @RJIS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Toxic Ten Studio's true. Cat in the Hat is really tempting

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm pretty sure that those are considered Night Terrors.

  • @SailorMaxie
    @SailorMaxie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Let's face it:
    The Theory of Relativity song was the only reason they wrote Albert Einstein into the movie

  • @masonarsenault3872
    @masonarsenault3872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    You will believe nostalgia critic can make you cry

    • @van8ryan
      @van8ryan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd no doubt. He always saves one tearjerky Christmas special!

    • @grimreaper4086
      @grimreaper4086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From also losing a parent and it being around Christmas time that i lost him this made me cry

    • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
      @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Christmas with the Kranks and A Christmas Story 2 episodes will also make you cry

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    How meta is it that Black Nerd told Tamara not to watch a movie she was in?

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I lost it at "The Rat King"
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sharp Design what movie was she in?

    • @peachcola2
      @peachcola2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Foxy 02016 the joke is Tamra has a series where she reviews movies she has watched so he’s telling her not to watch it but it’s meta because she plays Kevin in Rachel’s home alone

    • @SharpDesign
      @SharpDesign 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@peachcola2 yes. Thank you. ..It's called Tamera's Never Seen.

    • @froderickalabaster
      @froderickalabaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤔

  • @Theinen84
    @Theinen84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Y'know.... it's funny. As soon as Rachel mentioned the F bomb I was like "But I haven't really heard him say it in a while..." Then I started to think more about that. That's how you prove a point. Declare it after it's been proven, not beforehand as if it's some grand thing. There are people that would try to bring you down for it. I'm hyped for the new office though, seeing as it tends to play into skits and such and can't help but wonder if this was a one time thing or if Rachel is back.
    As far as the touching ending goes, the emotion put into the simple line of "Let's watch it again" says far more than I could ever say. I resonate with that moment every Christmas. I don't "know" what you're going through, but I can understand it, my friend. My grandmother was the rock of our family. I have some pretty crappy childhood memories, but none of them are from when I was at her house. I even look back on the moments I got in trouble fondly, and one moment when I was being a total brat, with everlasting shame. It was the one time in my life I behaved like that. Whenever my family got together, it was because of her. She drew people in. Our very large (including my mom, she had 9 kids) family especially came together during Christmas. She owned several properties around her own home she would occasionally rent out, but they were there for when everyone came home. We lost her when I was in high school, some 18 years ago, throat cancer. Her absence is really felt during Christmas, even more so with her birthday just passing on the 16th. Sometimes I catch my mom caught up in a moment where I know she's reliving a memory, or wishing she was here and the only thing I can do then is mention something from the past and let her tell stories while I sit and listen.
    ...Thank you. True to the message of the video, you never know what inspires someone and how. But you've made me consider something I haven't before.

    • @jhonsmith5093
      @jhonsmith5093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, the moment they said it I was trying to think of an F-bomb drop in a recent review and I couldn't. Then the end happened and, wow, not only was I right, but that was really clever.
      Would the following movies please take note... on second thought, the list will be shorter if I list the movies that do not need to do that.
      1. John Wick series.
      2. (most) Marvel Movies.
      3...
      Well, I did say it would be short.

    • @MasterSilvertongue
      @MasterSilvertongue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a sweet and touching story, I'm sorry for your loss, and I hope ya have a merry Christmas.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for making me cry reading this, lol. Very touching. I'm finally getting to see my older brother and grandmother this Christmas for the first time in over a decade. My grandmother is 78 and hasn't seen at least my older brother in two decades. I don't think we've told her our older brother will also be here. I ruined the surprise of my older brother arriving for my mom (it just slipped out, I flat forgot that my younger brother wanted to keep it a secret!) but I think my grandmother doesn't know. I say she's the one who is getting the best surprise because my older brother almost never calls here...for whatever reason. So now, they'll be able to just talk in person. I'm hoping nothing goes wrong as we've had some hiccups with all the planning but this weekend will finally reveal the fruits of our labor and have most of the family together.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@geedee1264 Source? And not a he said, she said, I'm talking about a conviction and evidence without a doubt that he knew this person had committed this act.

  • @ebaugh7320
    @ebaugh7320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Care Bears was more faithful than this"
    He speaks the language of the gods

    • @sharnilee6683
      @sharnilee6683 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Barbie in the Nutcracker was more faithful!

  • @jjbgoodoflungbarrow
    @jjbgoodoflungbarrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The end hit me hard. i was watching the review with his parents a few days ago and thought "yeah that was charming" and then i read the comments, where people said their sorry for dougs lost and so on, and i felt very sad after it, without knowing her... and now this ending was totally unexpected and left me in tears. the whole family is there, doug, rob, their father and the many friends they made over the years... and they are talking about the "special" and so on, and then its the speach of his mother combined with dougs very, very heartwhelming "lets watch it again" - i think this was the very first time in all nostalgia critic, where i felt there was the real doug. not overacting, not saying something scripted, just 100% what he felt. it really left me in tears. i hope you feel well, walker family. merry christmas to you.

  • @Shala_Boi
    @Shala_Boi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "For Mom"
    That hit me like a truck.

    • @ektoplzzm520
      @ektoplzzm520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truth ✌

    • @nicolemellott1983
      @nicolemellott1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i didn't know if she had crossed the river when i saw that, found out after a quick search and yes it hit me like a Mac, to Honor Mrs. Walker and my mom i will endeavor to enrich the family as much as i can

  • @ChakatStripedfur
    @ChakatStripedfur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Me in the beginning: "Hey Rachel's back! Man, this is going to be great!"
    Me at the end: "I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING! TT^TT"

    • @SteinarrBattlefist
      @SteinarrBattlefist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was still great though, right?
      I personally thought it was.

    • @Technical_Espada
      @Technical_Espada 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey let out those tears its ok

  • @legendofrayquazagaming5125
    @legendofrayquazagaming5125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Fun Fact: At 11:11, the part of the Home Alone main theme they chose is known as “Somewhere in my Memory” and it actually has lyrics, but the ones in the joke are vastly different than the ones in the actual movie.

  • @a3don
    @a3don 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    This is going to get lost in the comments but whatever. The Christmas special they watched at the end I saw the first year I was stationed overseas. It was the first year I was alone during the holidays. I took Mrs. Walker's advice. I spent Christmas with other people who were alone. We spent the next Christmas together too. They moved away after that, but we still keep in touch. Because of her advice I made friends that have lasted for about 6 years now, and I've never been alone for a Christmas. Never even thought of that until this video. So, from someone you have never met before. Thank you.Edit: Well, y'all showed me. Didn't get lost at all. Thanks for the likes.

    • @andrewellis6866
      @andrewellis6866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think that Christmas special they made has been out for 6 years. I think it's only been out for 1 or 2

    • @a3don
      @a3don 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@andrewellis6866 I may be misplacing the time. but it was an important one for me.

    • @mony6847
      @mony6847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was my first time to.

    • @Dagenspear
      @Dagenspear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank God for that!

    • @a3don
      @a3don 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jakedanielsen4512 maybe later

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Who else here was ecstatic when they saw Rachel returned. Also fun fact the voice for N.C is Moaning Myrtle from Harry Potter😄👌

  • @Goran1138
    @Goran1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    As Russian myself, i must provide some context and explain, why there is so many russian comments under this video.
    There is one famous family in Russia - Mihalkovs. Most known are Sergey Mihalkov (he is dead now), his son Nikita Mihalkov and his brother Andrey Konchalovsky (He just taked his father's wife surname, and he is autor of this horrible version of Nutcracker). They are was beloved talanted directors and writers in the Soviet times, wich films and other creations was very popular in the Soviet Union (For example, Sergey Mihalkov was autor of the USSR/Russian hymn). But when Soviet Union collapsed, they are showed their true nature as hypocrite sycophants and sneaky trimmers. Their films and books was produced in USSR with huge help and offitial support from communist goverment, but those guys started to screaming about "horrors of Stalin's regime" and licking Eltsyn and Putin asses. It would be not so terrible at all (besides, such hypocrite behaviour is common among russian "creative class", and their example is not unique), but they are started to produce really shitty films, screaming about their "unique vision", when it was just over
    pretentious antilogical stupid crap with cheap and horrible CGI, poorly imitaiting Hollywood films.
    And each time, when their films crap meet finance fail and negative rewievs in the Internet (expetially well-known TH-cam reviews from blogger BadComedian, incuding NutCracker), this brothers usually screaming in their intervievs, that they are genius, and all russian people are just stupid redneks, who can't understand their unique vision.
    That's why they are so despicable among russians.

    • @TheBlueMadonna
      @TheBlueMadonna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thanks for the lesson.

    • @JustJustin.
      @JustJustin. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow..........I thought it was just a bad movie.

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wow that's cool. I hope this tension between Russia and my country (England) blows over soon so we can have a good Christmas.

    • @asyadolinin1352
      @asyadolinin1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Very well summed up! I am from Russia myself, and, honestly, I couldn't say it better.

    • @plantinapot9169
      @plantinapot9169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did they take down HH too? Lol jk

  • @matthewgallaway3675
    @matthewgallaway3675 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Friendly reminder that Barbie had a nutcracker movie where Tim Curry played the rat king.
    Just an option for a pallet cleanser.

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly I'll take Tim Curry as any animated villian from the Rat King in Barbie and the Nut Cracked to Trader Jay Slick from Jumanji The Animated Series.

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    At first i thought "Well aren't you full of yourself" when i saw them watching Critic's own review
    Then i found out that his mother passed...

    • @loggior.speedweed4345
      @loggior.speedweed4345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dashing Steel wow! Your way behind

    • @outsidercain3038
      @outsidercain3038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@loggior.speedweed4345 Well, I didn't know too because I just come here for reviews and don't follow them on twitter or go on reddit etc etc.

    • @outsidercain3038
      @outsidercain3038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@zombieslayer2016 Oh my bad, I missed this one. Tbh I just watch NC reviews and no other CA content. but thanks for the (sad) info

    • @kyleandrade6140
      @kyleandrade6140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, what?

    • @jessicabailey4882
      @jessicabailey4882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i am with you @@outsidercain3038

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I honestly never even knew that this version of The Nutcracker even EXISTED. 😳

    • @thegrandobserver4004
      @thegrandobserver4004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was on tv once then i tried to find it online to get it oh yea its out there

    • @GraveDigger35
      @GraveDigger35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, so you're probably not the only one......actually nvm, its has a 0% in terms of critic reviews, out of almost 2,800 audience reviews, 29% of them liked it for some damn reason

    • @chaoscoyotex
      @chaoscoyotex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You be surprised about the amount of Christmas Crap is out there... Trust me... this is timid..

    • @championjosh3536
      @championjosh3536 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's best to be unknown

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish I still didn't

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Prayers to Doug, Rob, and the rest of their family. May you find joy during this time.

    • @sunnivamhagatun
      @sunnivamhagatun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did something happen?

    • @Dragoon1809
      @Dragoon1809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sunniva M. Hagatun their mom passed away around Christmas two years ago, and they took it pretty hard.

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dragoon1809 Actually, she died right after Labor Day in 2016.

  • @zombiejuice6486
    @zombiejuice6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    What did California do to her?
    Better question - What didn’t California do to her?

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It didn't give her any semblance of how to write dark stuff

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone who left California, I can confirm that! lol 😂

  • @emmae2520
    @emmae2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    If I remember correctly, the director of Nutcracker 3D grew up in Russia during the real WWII and its aftermath, and one of his few consistently happy childhood memories was The Nutcracker. That still doesn't explain why he thought this would be a good way to discuss Nazism OR The Nutcracker. In fact, it kind of just leaves me with more questions than before.

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      If he wanted to include it, he could have started the movie with the real world set in WW2 with the children evacuated with their uncle Albert to America (since that's what Einstein did). Then the dream world would be her fantasy escape until facing the rats, ending with the fairy telling her to not give up hope as she's waking up to Christmas Day. She finds a note from her parents telling her and Max that they're coming to America soon.

    • @thomasnethery6718
      @thomasnethery6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      joyunicycle wow you fixed the movie and make it PG-13

    • @kaisun5167
      @kaisun5167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People in Russia just can't make normal movies

  • @danielaarroyo1622
    @danielaarroyo1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    If home alone gets remade, they should have Macaulay Culkin either be the guy with the Tommy gun or the pizza boy

    • @crazycomicguy5063
      @crazycomicguy5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or as the father or one of the family members, or even as old man Marley

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They’re now actually remaking it, the kid who played Yorkie in Jojo Rabbit is in the lead and Ellie Kemper and Rob Delany are the villains, no word on a Culkin cameo though

    • @Tman-zp3mt
      @Tman-zp3mt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Angry video game nerd actually did that with the pizza boy

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Give the pizza boy a Tommy gun! "You'll think twice before you refuse to give me a tip!"

    • @thefalsekingslayer3717
      @thefalsekingslayer3717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure he is Hollywood blacklisted for supporting MJ

  • @zman1347
    @zman1347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Wow.... this film is truly is an accomplishment. It managed to shit on the Legacy of Tchaikovsky AND Einstein in one song

  • @ashcashgamer5770
    @ashcashgamer5770 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    There are many strange adaptations of The Nutcracker. (The best adaptation was the live ballet at the Riverside Community College performing theater in 2015) Disney tried to be experimental with The Four Realms which had little to do with the story at all, there's a Care Bears adaptation, and The Nuttiest Nutcracker is one of the weirder ones.

    • @justineakin5485
      @justineakin5485 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget the Tom & Jerry version as well.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also the CGI one with Barbie.

    • @JishinimaTidehoshi
      @JishinimaTidehoshi ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Barbie's version was really cute and it had ballet. Shame the CGI didn't age well...

  • @parkerstyers4812
    @parkerstyers4812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    “This was the worst thing iv ever seen and I was in The Room”. Lmaoooo

  • @jackskellington8292
    @jackskellington8292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    “What did California do to her”
    Literally something everyone says when someone goes to California 😂🤦🏻‍♂️😂

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And I used to live in California so I can agree lol

    • @climber6420
      @climber6420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@joyunicycle lucky bastard I'm still stuck here don't come back if you like guns, most of the people here personalitts are internet comments

    • @AMPMASTER10
      @AMPMASTER10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I live in California and I can relate to this

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boomer humor

    • @EmmaXmoon1
      @EmmaXmoon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AMPMASTER10 Me too

  • @MalakiaLaGattaNera
    @MalakiaLaGattaNera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I feel like Don Bluth should've adapted the Nutcracker back in the golden days, his style of animation would've been perfect. Just imagine what a cool rat king and Herr Drosselmeyer he could've given us.
    I will never understand why the hell we can't get an adaptation that actually follows the original story, is set in Germany, with costumes and design accurate to the time period and no Tchaikovsky's music in it since the fairytale wasn't originally written as a ballet and Tchaikovsky based it upon the Dumas' version of the novel anyway :(

    • @susanalopez5052
      @susanalopez5052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      BellringerKat it would have been fantastic, not only that I feel like his design for the sugar plum fairy and the snowflakes would have been the fantastic typical don blush glitter extravaganza that we all love

    • @HisAutisticKnight
      @HisAutisticKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Huh. That's actually a really good point. I mean I like the 1990 animated one fine as a guilty pleasure, but maybe Don Bluth could have come up with something better. At the very least, he wouldn't change animation styles like the 1990 one.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow I never knew that!!!

    • @lryuzaki1192
      @lryuzaki1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed. Don Bluth would of done an amazing job with his version of the Nutcracker. Would be like Thumbelina but even better. Just...tell him to please leave his fetish out of the film, thank you. lol

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BellringerKat also NO NAZIS, that’s not the only thing Germany is famous for

  • @joshuaseagondollar2495
    @joshuaseagondollar2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    As godawful as this film is, for some reason the "Welcome to a Stygian Era" song seems really catchy to me.
    I have no idea why.

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me too, admittingly. I'd dare even say it would be a fun villain song if the Nazi allegories were more, er, subtle?

    • @privatewalnut6091
      @privatewalnut6091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jazz in general is catchy

    • @burningsexuality1540
      @burningsexuality1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It gets stuck in my head all the time for no reason

  • @alexandriamichaels8058
    @alexandriamichaels8058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    I'm sure this will get lost in the comments, but I wanted to take a moment to thank the entire crew of Channel Awesome for bringing hours of joy, laughter, and even education into my life as well as thousands of others. This is one of the best reviews/episodes you've ever done on the channel. The ending scene was so touching and it actually brought tears to my eyes. I love how much work, effort, and heart goes into every one of your videos, but especially the Christmas Special. Thank you so much for all you guys do. Looking forward to the new space and all the awesomeness to come in 2019! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Love, Alexandria

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel the same way.

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    You know a human-like villain that gets creepy rat teeth/jaws and such when he loses his temper, slowly revealing his true appearances, is an idea with potential. For a horror movie. This is definitely a horror movie.
    Also, thanks for that ending and the ugly cry it gave me.

    • @bluewinterstorm
      @bluewinterstorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "The Great Mouse Detective" actually does this fairly well, except it's a rat pretending to be a mouse

    • @Caldella
      @Caldella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bluewinterstorm True. That's an underrated movie.

    • @AlexAceves1994
      @AlexAceves1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bluewinterstorm Ratigan is more intimidating than the nazi rat.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, this should've been used for a horror movie

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1129

    RACHELS BACK DUDEE!!!

    • @van8ryan
      @van8ryan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      No clue how many times I've constantly been watching that intro where they're all screaming. MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD!!

    • @gogl0l386
      @gogl0l386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wtf JaxBlade literally watches everything I watch.
      The only difference is that he is jacked.

    • @KesorodaBlk
      @KesorodaBlk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who is Rachel?

    • @The1Dragonprincess
      @The1Dragonprincess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      JaxBlade *Fangirl screams*

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KesorodaBlk i think she played the devil's daughter in older NC videos

  • @supertransistor8762
    @supertransistor8762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That ending was actually touching. When people still say the walker brothers are asshats, just point to this scene. There's defenitely some heart in there.

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They loved their mother very much. Sandy's death deeply affected Doug. His grief caused him to go bald.

  • @RealKyndleNance
    @RealKyndleNance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    This the SECOND time a Nostalgia Critic video made me choke up at the end this December. Right in the gutter. God bless your mom’s heavenly heart Doug. May she rest in peace 🙏❤️

    • @DrewFr33m4nn
      @DrewFr33m4nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      United_World's Finest amen

    • @Plamspam07
      @Plamspam07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the first?

    • @RealKyndleNance
      @RealKyndleNance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      chris p. bacon the ending of the I’ll be home for Christmas review

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Insert (best cry ever auto tune) here.. I'm actually crying... seriously

    • @traditionalempress6961
      @traditionalempress6961 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did she die?

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Despite the controversy they faced earlier this year, I’m glad Doug and the gang still works hard to put out great videos like this one. Happy holidays to you guys and Rest In Peace Mrs. Walker.

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Robot Zombie -- Same. I could never get anyone to explain it to me.

    • @homtanks9416
      @homtanks9416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Robot Zombie yeah the whole situation was really vague

    • @thetruetekno9925
      @thetruetekno9925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was that those fake rumors that Doug would quit Channel Awesome?

    • @anthonywatson1508
      @anthonywatson1508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait Mrs walker died or did they get divorced or something what happened

    • @MRfunnyordie3
      @MRfunnyordie3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@anthonywatson1508
      She died two years ago.

  • @alphonseelricxmaychang2258
    @alphonseelricxmaychang2258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    34:00-35:37
    I missed Chester A. Bum saying: "Oh my God, it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life!".

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That would have been perfect! Maybe with Doe, even!

  • @thehogusha4342
    @thehogusha4342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Man, you have the most supportive family I've ever seen. Going so far as to star and help you make these reviews can not only be fun for everyone, but bring a family closer together.

  • @Shierajackylnsword
    @Shierajackylnsword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    To be honest, I have never cried at anything if it didn't directly effected me..... until now.... Respects to Doug, Rob and your Father...

    • @Goblinoiddoof
      @Goblinoiddoof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      took the words outta my mouth

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iron Sword you should really play clannad or Steins Gate then. Trust me, those visual novels WILL MAKE YOU CRY

    • @lucasbiermann257
      @lucasbiermann257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PancakemonsterFO4 never say those 4 words at the end. dont presume, just let them experience and get conclusions for themselves. saying that just takes away part of what makes it special. its like talking YOU WILL GET SCARED FROM THIS MOVIE, then the person prepares not to be scared and enjoys less of what the movie would give them.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lucas Biermann oh trust me, when you finally arrive at this point it will catch you off guard BECAUSE THE SHRINE MAIDEN IS A GUY, THE CAT MAID IS A HARDCORE TOURNAMENT CHAMP AND THE GIRL FROM THE TV STORE KNOWS MORE THEN SHE PRETENDS. I think that should cover most spoilers of the game. Also the mastermind is Junko and Darth Vader is Luke’s father

    • @williammassi2517
      @williammassi2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @rzg101
    @rzg101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Awww I'm actually crying :'(
    RIP Mama Walker

    • @CrimsonKingGaming
      @CrimsonKingGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭

    • @ZuperNEZ
      @ZuperNEZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      From the looks of it, Papa Walker was really tearing up when he was watching it. He must really miss her.

  • @ukotoa1639
    @ukotoa1639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Aww Doug, that ending man you got me right in the feels

    • @MandoYote
      @MandoYote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      SHUT THAT DOOR

    • @TheFuryGlitch
      @TheFuryGlitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah, especially after having a whole 35 minutes on how tone deaf some media can be, using terrifying imagery and Nazis. But I'm glad Critic definitely didn't wall into that at all

    • @Poever
      @Poever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It gives us the feels, and maybe it's simply better that way

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheFuryGlitch I did Nazi that coming

    • @grimtheghastly8878
      @grimtheghastly8878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That ending made me cry so hard that after a certain point I physically couldn't produce tears.

  • @santo9218
    @santo9218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    In Russia, schoolchildren were forcibly led to watch this film, it is not surprising that many chose to skip lessons just not to see this masterpiece.

    • @Demicleas
      @Demicleas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But WHY?!

    • @thejohnreview9650
      @thejohnreview9650 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@Demicleas I don't know. I tried to find news about it, but to no avail. Usually in Russian schools, children are taken to some historical films, like the Union of Salvation. This is the first time I've heard of schoolchildren being driven to a feature film.

    • @agnessfox1839
      @agnessfox1839 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thejohnreview9650 I didn't find it too. And don't remember news about it. And BadComedian didn' t talk about it.
      Someone just really love fakes.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Demicleas
      Because Putin is a pretentious dictator.

    • @thejohnreview9650
      @thejohnreview9650 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Firstly, the all story is 99% fake, and secondly, where is connection between that??

  • @Trainlover1995
    @Trainlover1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Those scenes with the AVGN talking about Rachael's take on Home Alone are pretty timely, seeing as how his most recent episode involved him playing Home Alone games with Maculaly Culkin himself.

    • @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794
      @nealmcbealthenavysealicall794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Culkin was pretty damn entertaining playing Pagemaster and being in the AVGN episode.

    • @redreploid1713
      @redreploid1713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ooo if only he appeared behind his couch saying bad things about the movie, it would have been perfect

    • @davidgomez7882
      @davidgomez7882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love the fact that is AVGN instead of James Rolfe

  • @GamerRetro90
    @GamerRetro90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Jesus Christ, if this is not one of the best episodes of the NC ever... The jokes, Rachel, that ending, all the guests, that amazing ending... This episode had things that made me laugh, think, tear up.. Just in 40 minutes. This is pure art. Thanks Doug, just thanks, regardless what people say NC is just getting better and better.

    • @MAGman159
      @MAGman159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RetroGamer90 I always skip everything that isn’t him talking about the movie. The skits and other guests are always cringe.

    • @shanecolby547
      @shanecolby547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Walter Dis Not this time

  • @sarahtaylor4264
    @sarahtaylor4264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    This makes the Barbie version of The Nutcracker seem like it should have gotten an Oscar. At least they tried to make the source material apparent. The score was well constructed and kept the beauty of the traditional pieces. The Sugar Plum Princess was even accompanied by surprisingly great dance choreography. They also did a good job keeping it family friendly and brought in some sweet, Christmas-appropriate themes. Finally, the main cast had at least some personality. Not my favorite movie, but it did a number of things better than this take.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I don't know about you, but I would like it if the Critic reviewed at least one of the Barbie movies. They're actually pretty good for what they are. They could've been like the original My Little Pony, just bland advertising for toys. But they actually cared about the product. Obviously, they're not amazing, but they are made with quality in mind.
      They're also very nostalgic films for me, so I'd want Nostalgia Critic to clear up any rose colored glasses I might be looking through.

    • @sarahtaylor4264
      @sarahtaylor4264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bluelfsuma I agree with you. The Barbie movies are not film masterpieces, but they actually put a good amount of thought and effort into them considering they are advertised as "children's movies." I grew up with them, so I would like to see a more neutral review of them from an adult perspective too. My favorites were Nutcracker, 12 Dancing Princesses, Rapunzel, Swan Lake, Princess and the Pauper and The Three Musketeers. Which titles would you like him to consider?

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sarah Taylor I watched and loved pretty much all the Barbie movies. But, if I had to choose favorites, it would definitely be the Fairytopia series and Swan Lake. If the Critic only reviewed one Barbie movie, he should review Swan Lake.

    • @aname3589
      @aname3589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sarahtaylor4264 I was really a fan of Princess Charm School, 12 Dancing Princesses, and Princess and the Pauper. Maybe one day he'll pick up an interest in reviewing one of these movies.

    • @blue3616
      @blue3616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The older I get, the more I appreciate the barbie fairy tale movies. I'm not going to say they're all masterpieces. I'm guessing the animation hasn't aged well and some of the dialogue is corny. But they introduced me to fairy tales I'd never heard of before at a young age (Swan Lake, Nutcracker, Rapunzel.) And were faithful to the source material (or at the very least made understandable changes to keep it kid friendly...since I'm pretty sure Odette dies in the original Swan lake...)

  • @user-jb2hw3vs5x
    @user-jb2hw3vs5x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    In Russia it was shown from the age of 6. You know these harsh Russian children. (I'm Russian)

    • @Silenced23
      @Silenced23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can tell your russian by that upside down 'L'.

    • @user-qg4ji1qx5z
      @user-qg4ji1qx5z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Silenced23 you mean that: "Г"?

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course you guys would be fine from this............. Let's not forget that Time Russians Rose from the Dead to Stop the German army from taking Osowiec Fortress..... Russians are basically Immortal

    • @naastyaaaaaaaaa
      @naastyaaaaaaaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember watching this movie on bid screen. Then I was around 6 too..
      I kinda liked it though.
      Ohh, sweet sweet childhood memories..))

    • @Usual_User
      @Usual_User 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sonichero151 Wtf

  • @paulyates3865
    @paulyates3865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    "What did California do to her?" Already got the like

    • @xavier8951
      @xavier8951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I live in California.

    • @paulyates3865
      @paulyates3865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now that I've seen it... wow. This is the best episode you've ever done. Congrats guys.

    • @savageshot3723
      @savageshot3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xavier8951 do you

  • @rogerhogh4738
    @rogerhogh4738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    It is reviews like these why I will never stop watching NC. I can't think of another TH-cam Channel putting so much genuine emotion into its videos. I watch a lot of reviews, top tens, all this stuff, but they never are personally touching or addressing it in a way like you guys do. I honestly love your Show, your whole Crew and everything your project stand for.
    You are the good guys of the Internet!
    Merry Christmas to you All.

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Roger Hogh
      Thank you for the kind words.

    • @life4fireforever273
      @life4fireforever273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChannelAwesome
      Doug that was the best of the best thankyou Yi everyone there for the joy You all bring

    • @torgan
      @torgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ralphthemoviemaker?

    • @ToonCatTV
      @ToonCatTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Genuine"

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChannelAwesome Next Nostalgia Critic rewiews suggestions for Christmas:
      A Loud House Christmas
      House of Mouse Snowed In
      Looney Tunes Christmas Carol
      Arctic Dogs
      Saving Christmas
      Shelby - The dog who saved Christmas
      Home Alone 5
      Jingle Jangle

  • @TheVojvoda
    @TheVojvoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    The Nutcracker: *takes place during the Austro Hungarian annexation of the north balkans and fighting the Ottomans*
    This Movie: NAZIS!! WE NEED NAZIS!

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cuz THAT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE DOESN'T IT?!
      My inner history buff is SO triggered right now.....

    • @TheVojvoda
      @TheVojvoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chiara1194 that is literally my point. The story takes place in the mid 1800s. That is literally the point. You complete potato.

    • @saramcmurtrie3955
      @saramcmurtrie3955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That shows you how horrible the movie is

  • @alexworld8255
    @alexworld8255 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Why did that Twitter joke age like a fine wine in the worst possible way?

  • @HappyAspid
    @HappyAspid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Even in Russia people consider the stuff in this film more disturbing that the majority of actual stuff in other films that is supposed to be disturbing and scary.

    • @boriskondratev1704
      @boriskondratev1704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The problem is we're having a banch of stupid ass movies like this one for the last decade. All cause to Michalkov/Konchalovsky family whose in charge of Russia cinematography and their buddies.
      If it's a histocal film - they all working with "secret documents" and most deffinatly knows what happened. But at the end we're having movies like "Tired by the Sun 2: Citadel".
      If it's a fictional - they had a "special artist vision" and their characters acts like morons. And we're having movies like "Nutcracker 3D".
      Not to mention Sarik Andrenassian and his "Enjoy Movies" studio and their "products". You're, probably, heard of a 2017 flick entitled "Guardians/ZaSHITniki"?
      Well, not all modern russian films like, but for the most part I'll prefer to watch Hollywood production.

    • @KuroNoTenno
      @KuroNoTenno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@boriskondratev1704 And the minister of culture literally said that they need to limit showings of Holiwood movies because they damage box office of Russian movies. On other words, he unintentionally admited that Russian films can't take the conpetition.

    • @user-no4di9ro7c
      @user-no4di9ro7c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@boriskondratev1704 «секретные документы», чтоб их!!! Заколебали, всякую туфту снимать, от этого Щелкунчика до Движения вверх!!!

    • @boriskondratev1704
      @boriskondratev1704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KuroNoTenno yeah, more specifically, the actual filmakers can't stand the competition. But they in some close relations with the people in charge, so talentless directors like Andrenessian or Kryzhevnikov shoot movies annually, but the those who's capable of making a good movie, like Fasiev, made one ones in 5-7 years. People dislike "the creative masterpieces" of Andrenessian or Kryzhevnikov cause it shit. But, ofcourse, it's all because of Hollywood production, they said.

  • @SlackerArtist
    @SlackerArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Reminder that the film is rated PG...
    *Let's just sink that in...*

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Caleb O'Sullivan
      ... HOW!?

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      MPAA is only worried about nudity and swearwords

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pop burnsy
      ... How the hell does _that_ make any sense?

    • @popburnsy3207
      @popburnsy3207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@RickyUzumaki993 if there's no nudity or swear words it's "safe"
      Weird stuff gets a pass

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      pop burnsy
      Oh, sure! Nudity and swear words are bad, but nightmare fuel like _THIS_ gets a pass!?

  • @InoMercy
    @InoMercy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Y'know, I sometimes feel that Nostalgia Critic will over play how frightening or upsetting, or bizarre some element of a movie is for comedic effect that doesn't really pay off, but if anything he is downplaying how fucking terrifying that Nutcracker is.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that's saying something because I unfortunately found the movie on TH-cam. And as a full grown man, I cannot explain the terrofuinh image I've seen in this horrible movie

    • @starkman78
      @starkman78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that every time someone watches this movie a prima ballerina loses a leg. =(

    • @kaziislam2785
      @kaziislam2785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      InoMercy prep me with some eyeball razors

    • @Kektus1
      @Kektus1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? I thought the whole "That nutcracker doll is scary looking" joke was very overplayed.

    • @paper9523
      @paper9523 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kektus1 But it's creeepy asss heellllll