Elf Bowling the Movie - Nostalgia Critic

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  • The hit computer game made an infamous movie. Is it your run of the mill bad or Foodfight bad? Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Elf Bowling the Movie.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  5 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    We hope everyone had a great Christmas! Is this movie as bad as Foodfight?
    Please support this week's charity - www.savethechildren.org.uk/how-you-can-help/emergencies/indonesia-volcano-tsunami

    • @theherst
      @theherst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Noot Noot Do Fucking Pingu!

    • @zscene2738
      @zscene2738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want to butter Daredevil Dan's muffin( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @supercool2898
      @supercool2898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Channel Awesome what’s next month theme also for 2019 can you review the Bionicle movies please?

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do a review on all 4 of the Ice Age films.

    • @snap_fit8686
      @snap_fit8686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I tought it was elf blowing

  • @THawkMedia
    @THawkMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    "Look boss I can do your mom" and "slavery makes the world go round" were the last things I expected to hear in a Christmas movie

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Much less in a movie that's supposedly for kids... and don't get me started on "beat me Dingle" 😂😂

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Much less from a Tom Kenny character (evil or otherwise)

    • @Swagpion
      @Swagpion ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What about "who pooped in the peanut barrel"?

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ezelfrancisco1349 nah Tom Kenny loves that kind of humor. Ever watch Rick and Morty? He voices a ton of side characters

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd expect it from a movie if it was called "Christmas with the Crackers"

  • @JinxProductions
    @JinxProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    Umm.... Santa totally left his wife on that glacier

    • @FlutterLights
      @FlutterLights 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      My thought exactly

    • @taloncarpenter597
      @taloncarpenter597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Lady: Wait, don't leave me here to freeze to death!
      Santa: Bye honey! Im gonna disregard you on this glacier to knock down my slaves with a bowling ball in a competition against my evil brother who has a duo of Italian Mafia penguins, possibly reliving my days as being a pirate!

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      To be fair, he did call her a cab.

    • @mathiasvoorhees6232
      @mathiasvoorhees6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Who gives a shit at this point.

    • @myusernamesmellsodeosyours4204
      @myusernamesmellsodeosyours4204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes...

  • @elierickson298
    @elierickson298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    "We're just Packers fans!"
    *gets brutally murdered*
    Edit: Oh, wow. This has gotten a lot of likes since I've posted this...

  • @jrpludacrous
    @jrpludacrous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Never did I think I'd hear the Ice King sing "Slavery makes the world go round"

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      jrpludacrous
      Same here

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Or Spongebob

    • @kirakiryu1020
      @kirakiryu1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      jrpludacrous Totally makes sense for Doc Ock though

    • @doesthisIookinfected
      @doesthisIookinfected 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Knew that was Tom Kenny. But why would someone as talented as him be involved with such a shitshow?!

    • @MonsterKing_97
      @MonsterKing_97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ɑɛรtɦɛtic รɳickɛʀร when you need money you can get desperate.

  • @twoboots1942
    @twoboots1942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    "Please don't use the phrase 'beat me dingle' again".
    Critic - 2018

    • @OutlawPrince45
      @OutlawPrince45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hydrogen and Oxygen
      *bEaT mE diNgLE*

    • @dailygeek1334
      @dailygeek1334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      King Lightbulb Beat Senseless Me Dingle

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beat me Dingle and play my jingle bells with me nutcracker.

    • @_inkykitty_5054
      @_inkykitty_5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      11:53

  • @cartoonhigh9990
    @cartoonhigh9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Tom Kenny singing a song that started with “Slavery makes the world go ‘round!” confirmed my realization that he would indeed say yes to anything.

    • @akadventuring
      @akadventuring 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's how Spongy started rapping in pubs

    • @TechyBoi01
      @TechyBoi01 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Fun fact I think there’s an alternate cut in which they cut that song cause I watched this when I was younger and they outright cut it.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Elf Bowling the movie : cause if there's any video game that clearly warranted a film it was Elf Bowling

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *cough
      Sonic the Hedgehog *cough

    • @camm9b095
      @camm9b095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I want to see a Metroid movie...Shit would be dope.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@camm9b095, that's the simplest video game movie to make awesome.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@micdrop344 ..........
      Doom.
      Hollywood finds a way.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MrSuperbeast92, good point.
      Metroid is the simplest video game movie to make awesome that hasn't been done yet.

  • @zarinaa1135
    @zarinaa1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    When I saw the black coat hanging from the door on a hanger at the end I got an idea. Next time that NC switches coats for a season, (Nostalgiaween or December) he should do a whole Mister Rogers routine. Coming in through the door singing the neighborhood song with altered lyrics, switches coats from a coat closet, then puts on slippers and sits in the chair and begins. More jokes could be fit in depending on which season it is. Just something to think about.

    • @AMPMASTER10
      @AMPMASTER10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That is super brilliant

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nope he went full on anime girl

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@theimmortalsense2308 Sort of. I still think he's never going to beat the He-Man one.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@TheSmart-CasualGamer I dunno, him transform8ng with the iconic sound effect and then proceeding to question how his squishy body is still intact was pretty memorable

  • @andrewpotts8926
    @andrewpotts8926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I’m glad the elves had the Kids Next Door to help design their treehouse-workshop thing 👌🏻

    • @andrewpotts8926
      @andrewpotts8926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh nice! I wasn't aware of that, I'm glad it was addressed somewhere because it seemed so iconic haha!@@victorhernandez8723

  • @jameswhiteii9129
    @jameswhiteii9129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    SEASON FINALE, PEOPLE!!!

    • @Mr_Mimestamp
      @Mr_Mimestamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait this is the season finale?
      Is there going to be a small hiatus or is it just because it’s the end of the year?

    • @knottyorchid1212
      @knottyorchid1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So season finale....
      Predicting his next review is.....
      DOOGAL

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hot strudel for everyone.

    • @jonathanwallis3300
      @jonathanwallis3300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KnottyOrchid 12 Yes Yes YES!

    • @mariosonicguy2569
      @mariosonicguy2569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Willz __ but we like nostalgia critic don't make us watch something we're not interested in.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Keep your hot strudel in your pants."
    You know, for kids.

    • @SZKgames
      @SZKgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A faaaaaamily picture

    • @KhanWolf95
      @KhanWolf95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SZKgames "F-E-T-I-S-H M-O-V-I-E"

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Goodnight everybody!"

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      14:21 "I'M COMING, SANTAAAA!!!"

    • @Christopherbellfan203
      @Christopherbellfan203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he said hard strudel.

  • @athroughzdude
    @athroughzdude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "See one of the elves skiing"
    That elf is snowboarding

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe his skis are frozen together in a very snowboardish way?

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    What? Santa has a brother and an angry wife, and no "Bros before ho ho hoes!" joke. Disappointed in the movie and the Nostalgia Critic.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HORRIOR
      Same here

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too easy

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well his brother did try and steal his job
      and he had 600 years worth of crime on his belt
      maybe some hoes need to put before some bros

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dubstepbee6892
      Some hoes before some bros.

  • @snaketooth0943
    @snaketooth0943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    That Hunchback of Notre Dam reference was GENIUS!

    • @crypticmrchimes
      @crypticmrchimes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I laughed for almost a minute at it that joke was BRILLIANT!

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is my comment that's gotten the most likes.

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's funny how it cuts away soon i wonder if this was a mistake? either way it's funnier

    • @dudomega3154
      @dudomega3154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was wondering if Doug would make that reference, than he did, and I am pleased

    • @lauraminet6259
      @lauraminet6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that part cracked me up XD

  • @TheGollddMAN
    @TheGollddMAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    I misread the title as: "Elf Blowing the Movie" which fits honestly.

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hey, that's Brad's territory!

    • @eliasthesarcastic8707
      @eliasthesarcastic8707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you dyslexic?

    • @reimudoki
      @reimudoki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's a very different kind of film

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      so we meet again

    • @rubberducky2102
      @rubberducky2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wow. I got to say, I’m sorry, I thought that your comment was funny. I don’t know why people would be jerks to such a silly comment. Sry, bruh

  • @Casualweaboo
    @Casualweaboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    why does watching him leave the studio feel like the end of the series

    • @Roxychik006
      @Roxychik006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Thank God I wasn't the only one who felt that way

    • @timtim6003
      @timtim6003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I thought that aswell

    • @thomasreed1386
      @thomasreed1386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      He's saying he's leaving the studio. Previous shots showed the place full of props and equipment. Not here. Perhaps they've lost their lease and had to move. Perhaps all the stuff that's happened to Channel Awesome has even affected this, the most popular show they've run, and they're having to cut the budget drastically. That would be a shame; Mr. Walker is really smart and entertaining. But when scandal erupts, everybody may get burned. Even nice guys.

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@thomasreed1386 No, it's nothing liek that, dont worry. If you saw their nutcracker review. They are moving to a bigger studio and showed a part of the moving.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the way it was shot. all the cues were there. especially awkward to just tag that on like "merry christmas! oh by the way the studio's gone. bye."
      I know they have a new one because they mentioned it in another video. but not even a second was spared to mention that in this video near that proclamation. just "the end of the studio" cue dramatic exit

  • @albertomarcantonio3179
    @albertomarcantonio3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The real question is:
    Which colour will it be the new background wall????

  • @josephagar1005
    @josephagar1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    There are too many sexual innuendos in this movie...

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joseph Agar
      Agreed

    • @somethingcool9606
      @somethingcool9606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ‘Keep your hot strudel in your pants’

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Suga Kookies
      “Well, _now_ we know where the PG came from. _Christ,_ Elf Bowling!”

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anything. Lucy
      *subtle
      Agreed

    • @lowqualityvideos8091
      @lowqualityvideos8091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I guess that’s where the PG rating came from

  • @rocklee7737
    @rocklee7737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    First MrEnter, then SaberSpark, now Nostalgia Critic, I hope this doesn't become an ironically popular film.
    Edit, I don't follow every TH-camr so stop criticising my comment.

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Like food fight and Rapsitte street kids

    • @CVonRatz
      @CVonRatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Pretty sure I remember mysteriousmrenter did it before Saber as well

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol I was wondering who else had seen Saber Sparks review first.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I Saw Bobsheaux's review on ELF BOWLING first

    • @UnorthodoxIndividual
      @UnorthodoxIndividual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mr. Enter and Phantomstrider reviewed it already I know that much.

  • @liamdude5722
    @liamdude5722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "Its either my strudel or that wet noodle."
    That's not any better

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OH GOD

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sounds like a reference to impotence

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mithmoonwalker I'm gonna be sick now...

    • @patrikvaari609
      @patrikvaari609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mithmoonwalker u

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wilsonjonah *passes him a bucket*

  • @borediideath6526
    @borediideath6526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    This has to be the lowest point in Tom Kenny’s career

    • @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
      @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The guy needs to make money somehow

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think there are lower points. Granted I can’t name any but I’m sure they’re there

    • @kingsodashark2194
      @kingsodashark2194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The same thing I say about Kate Higgins, Debi Deryberry and Benjamin Diskin being in the Alpha and Omega sequels....(stiffs) "I have a question for God "WHHHH6S!!!

    • @Mrenderboyo
      @Mrenderboyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@somerandolad at least that movie had cool action scenes and good CGI, and the characters tom kenny voiced had some funny lines

    • @cheeseking2825
      @cheeseking2825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      7:23 Yes that's him

  • @elma.s4825
    @elma.s4825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "SABERSPARK FANS, ATTACK!!!", but I'm glad to see both reviews for this year

    • @MKfoxbat
      @MKfoxbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually interesting to see two VERY different personalities take on the same movie

    • @elma.s4825
      @elma.s4825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MKfoxbat Exactly

    • @elma.s4825
      @elma.s4825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "We came from the mayor's"

    • @MKfoxbat
      @MKfoxbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As long as Rich Evans plays Ms. Mivilda

  • @midwestman4154
    @midwestman4154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    17:20, "Watch this, Santa!"
    I'm going to kill any survivors!!
    Oh Nostalgic Critic, why? Lol!

    • @pridefulnamelesshunter1145
      @pridefulnamelesshunter1145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First you lose count of the toys then you short the machine then blast my girlfriends strudel NOW YOU COMMIT GENOCIDE??!!

  • @hayge7262
    @hayge7262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I have 4 questions.
    1.Why Santa is a pirate?
    2.Why tf do they steal toys than searching for treasure?
    3.Is the person who directed this movie dead?
    4.Who pooped in the peanut barrel?
    Seriously the 4th question is harder than rocket science.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      1. Bullshit reason
      2. Bullshit reason
      3. Unfortunately, no
      4. You don't actually care

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well Saint Nicolas was the Saint of sailors, repentant thieves, and pawnbrokers. You could probably get some form of pirate out of that.

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SuperSwordman1
      I was about to mention that Saint Nick interacted with sailors, thieves and pawnbrokers. Thanks for beating me to it.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DemonicRemption No problem! I'll admit when I first heard it on a review of this movie I was like "Wait, so one of the stupidest parts of this movie arguably works? That had to be on accident"

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL?!* XD
      Ya Barnacle butts !

  • @lucianoben-malek693
    @lucianoben-malek693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Merry Christmas Doug! Hope you have a good new year, thanks for all the great reviews :)

  • @BeanBag343
    @BeanBag343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    So the penguins of Madagascar turned evil?. . .
    Kowalski, analysis!

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Rico, explosives!

    • @wordplayreviews8818
      @wordplayreviews8818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Kowalski: Well Skipper it seems that they have created bootleg clones of us who are very sterotypical as is. So the only course is to destroy them...with extreme ammounts of explosives!

    • @BeanBag343
      @BeanBag343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ceezeeteez KABOOM!
      Skipper: well done boys! Up high! Down low! Too slow! I think our work here is done.

    • @abrahemsamander3967
      @abrahemsamander3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh no we killed manfredi and Johnson! Glad there are other people who remember penguins of Madagascar

    • @chibutlerdavis3822
      @chibutlerdavis3822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "This ain't gonna fly"

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    When I Was a Kid I Used to Play Elf Bowling,But Only When I Was Really Really Bored After Getting Home From School,it Was Great For Just Turning Off Your Brain,&,Relaxing

    • @Some_Guy77
      @Some_Guy77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elf Elf Baby!

  • @Smoothbluehero
    @Smoothbluehero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    SLAVERY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
    lol I haven’t laughed that hard in ages

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      what the hell

    • @neonredhex
      @neonredhex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same here. I busted a gut when I heard that song.

    • @cagefreeowl843
      @cagefreeowl843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why would Spongebob sing about so awful

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      from the Ice King, no less xD

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Gay Squid It wouldn't surprise me... xD

  • @MartialKaiju98
    @MartialKaiju98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Have to admit, kind of teared up a bit at him leaving the studio. Then the miracle of Santa Christ made it all better.

    • @ianr.navahuber2195
      @ianr.navahuber2195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      those bits were better than this movie

    • @deathshovelkill
      @deathshovelkill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      new studio is like 100x better tho :D

    • @jackskellington8292
      @jackskellington8292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Is the critic gone forever? Or just going to a new studio?

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kinda reminded me of the series finale of fresh prince

    • @tatvela6915
      @tatvela6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? Wow.

  • @aidenlorenzo5409
    @aidenlorenzo5409 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "HOW IS FUCKING ELF BOWLING RATED PG" - Doug Walker (2018)
    most iconic opening line in Nostalgia Critic history

    • @xtremeCJxxx
      @xtremeCJxxx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he just quote Beezlebub!!?!?!?!? 11:33 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

    • @WigglePup
      @WigglePup 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@xtremeCJxxx What's a Beezlebub? It sounds like some medication.

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WigglePupSome creep from the bible

    • @WigglePup
      @WigglePup 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@victorlolxd7347 I forgot I made this comment, lol. Which part of the bible?

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WigglePupHe is from the new testament and is basicly satan with a much stupider name
      Also his name means “Lord of the flies” so he is often protrayed as like a fly
      Also his stupid name was not a sneeze doing translation it is a differently spelled version of Baal-zebub who was like an ancient king

  • @Giovanni-vt2xc
    @Giovanni-vt2xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I’m surprised Critic didn’t mention that Santa was voiced by Joe Alaskey (One of Mel Blanc’s original replacements for the Looney Tunes characters for many years) and that Dingle was voiced by Tom Kenny (Spongebob, Ice King on Adventure Time, and many other notable roles)

    • @alyssagriffin9180
      @alyssagriffin9180 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tom Kenny (aka Spongebob Squarepants, aka Squanchy) played Dingle?!?!!!? 🤯🤯🤯

    • @cyberdance4578
      @cyberdance4578 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alyssagriffin9180 yep and also Mr. jellybean from Rick & Morty

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Mayor from the Powerpuff Girls and Commander Peepers from Wander Over Yonder

    • @FTOEPextras
      @FTOEPextras ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew it!

    • @theweirdone4300
      @theweirdone4300 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tom Kenny also did Dr twobrains from wordgirl

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    NC:”we See a Elf Skiing”
    Elf Bowling Actually Shows an Elf Snowboarding
    me:Little Confused There,Aren’t You NC?

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m starting to wonder if it’s NC who’s the stoned one

    • @rckblzr
      @rckblzr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dereknight861 You'd have to be to get through this movie.

    • @MrMusicfreak95
      @MrMusicfreak95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dereknight861 hangs out with stonedgremlin a lot

  • @ddjsoyenby
    @ddjsoyenby ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "slavery makes the world go round" reminds me of that orphanage i grew up in :')

  • @ElanaVital83
    @ElanaVital83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Gotta admit. Was a little sad when you left the studio. But your new place is epic!

  • @Itai951
    @Itai951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    17:23
    "I'm gonna kill any survivors."
    Honestly, the best way to end this movie.

  • @rbsjaiajaiaihhahahah8999
    @rbsjaiajaiaihhahahah8999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    No one :
    Not a single soul:
    Dingle : sLaVeRy MaKeS tHe wOrLd gO RoUnD

    • @nionashborn7626
      @nionashborn7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nestlé, Google, and Apple would agree

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm immediately uncomfortable with this one 😂😂

    • @alanrobledo1573
      @alanrobledo1573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So I'm just skipping it.😆😆

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanrobledo1573 in his video, Saberspark said he'd pay top dollar to see Tom Kenny's face when he sang that 😂

  • @fancychuproductions3916
    @fancychuproductions3916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I didn’t know Tom Kenny would make a decent waluigi

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Raven Ligon #WaluigiForSmash

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @JBuddyNerdDude If not Ultimate, then Smash 6! >:3

    • @apollorock3r244
      @apollorock3r244 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe they could hire him to voice Waluigi in a future sequel of the Mario Movie.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Oh god... the real first Emojii movie.
    I remember playing elf bowling on my state of the art 1mb dial-up modem powered pc.

  • @hauntingheart3380
    @hauntingheart3380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    15:35 that joke made me laugh to hard
    "LIKE FIRE-"

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    7:28 *SHUT THAT DOOR*

  • @KingLogan721
    @KingLogan721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    15:38 That "Like Fire-" skit of Frolo had me choking on my drink caught off guard laughing. XD

    • @erikfrommeyer2606
      @erikfrommeyer2606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I almost say that would’ve been perfect for Hellfire, but they did it

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I forgot about that part and I laughed just as hard as I did last time.

    • @apollorock3r244
      @apollorock3r244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The way it was cut shorter makes it even funnier. XD

  • @airborne_productions2485
    @airborne_productions2485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    9:34 Critic trying to impersonate Tom Kenny is just hilarious

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Airborne_Productions
      And he didn’t do too bad at it, either

  • @jbleichman
    @jbleichman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    You've got Tom Kenny and penguins. How do we not get any Ice King jokes? You've failed us, Gunther!

    • @Flipcrash
      @Flipcrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      7

    • @nivlacdrawoh312
      @nivlacdrawoh312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quack

    • @caseygibson7266
      @caseygibson7266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or better yet for The Batman fans, just The Penguin jokes

    • @whoasked9500
      @whoasked9500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This movie came out in 2007, Adventure Time first aired in 2010.

    • @jbleichman
      @jbleichman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Scuderia Kasey Dixon and the review came out in 2018. If he can do Reverse-Flash jokes in the Yogi Bear review, Ice King jokes are fair game.

  • @PenguDengu523
    @PenguDengu523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Saberspark and Nostalgia Critic? There's always 2 doing the same thing ain't there

    • @ZackRToler
      @ZackRToler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No...Nooooooo!

    • @kyleandrade6140
      @kyleandrade6140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea

    • @SharpDesign
      @SharpDesign 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      kinda like how Jontron killed him in the Nostalgiaween and said, "that's for reviewing Food Fight."

  • @jimbrown8026
    @jimbrown8026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    So... Would his name be Dingle Kringle?

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, his name is Dingle Kringle.
      #thatsthejoke :3

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jim Brown
      ... Yes

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wow. So they're also ripping off Santa Clause is Coming to Town. Wingle, Dingle, Tingle, Zingle, and Bingle Kringle. I like that movie, but I don't like this.

    • @gameuniverse8736
      @gameuniverse8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Satan,his brother Santa is an anagram of Satan after all

  • @Mr_Twiglesworth
    @Mr_Twiglesworth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "2003? That's barely nostalgic."
    -Critic

    • @nicr-ff9hc
      @nicr-ff9hc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He said that in 2010. Now, it's the end of 2018. 11 years since it came out.

    • @Mr_Twiglesworth
      @Mr_Twiglesworth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nicr-ff9hc I understand, it's just entertaining how it aged

    • @nixiscartwright5521
      @nixiscartwright5521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Twiglesworth wasn't that line from his review of The Room?

    • @PikminandOatchi
      @PikminandOatchi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To him an almost 40 year old man. 2003 is nostalgic to me a 22 year old.

    • @mariogamefreak1
      @mariogamefreak1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Twiglesworth 2003 was 15 years ago

  • @thegreatest7354
    @thegreatest7354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "It's like a Super Bowl where one Touchdown wins..."
    Anyone else watching this after Super Bowl 53?

  • @LubuzzD
    @LubuzzD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The elves don’t have nostrils...
    Ew

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no one has nostrils.

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nostrils are for weaklings who can't sneeze from their mouths.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uncanny valley.

    • @marytijerina9764
      @marytijerina9764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that's for the best,they would look much worse if they did have nostrils.

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do they smell?
      Horrible

  • @supar2386
    @supar2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Man,I feel sorry for Tom Kenny...

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Same, this isn't the first time he would voice something bad. Transformers would come later.

    • @deejaysilver9
      @deejaysilver9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joe alaskey though

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I feel sorry for voice actors in general. Celebrity actors get the big roles in a lot of animated films nowadays leaving genuine voice actors with small roles... or stuff like this.

    • @supar2386
      @supar2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1Thunderfire Exactly,I see what you mean 👀

    • @supar2386
      @supar2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      super sonic j 2 thx ^^

  • @TheRumpletiltskin
    @TheRumpletiltskin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Look boss, I can do your mom" Was the greatest line out of the whole movie.

  • @elegantoddity8609
    @elegantoddity8609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    When Dingle laughed around the 10 minute mark I could have sworn I heard that laugh before. And then, when he got shocked it hit me. Isn't that the same guy who voices the Ice King? So I looked it up and sure enough, there he was on the IMDB. What the hell is he doing here?

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kobe Newland
      Wooooow...

    • @snartshack
      @snartshack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, Tom Kenny. Hes known best for voicing spongebob

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You need money to pay for bills.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tom fucking Kenny?! That guy

    • @doubleaura9387
      @doubleaura9387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He also did characters like SpongeBob (You Know Which Cartoon) and Cupid (Fairly OddParents).

  • @AbraCadaveric
    @AbraCadaveric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    So it ends with him shutting that door?

    • @thomascholowsky1236
      @thomascholowsky1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      SHUT THAT DOOR!

    • @notfrank6586
      @notfrank6586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      we don't talk about that, those were dark days, admittedly funny but still dark days....

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    15:09 The National Anthem of the Confederate States of America (c. 1860)

    • @thEannoyingE
      @thEannoyingE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep in mind, Tom Kenny got paid for this.

  • @zafirhussain7221
    @zafirhussain7221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Its like a chick flick, but instead of smoking babes dude...its a munchkin and a fat guy. *Cries*

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Somebody posted that as a review on Amazon

    • @peppermink2200
      @peppermink2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Parker Green that "somebody" was SaberSpark

  • @rafaelfernandez6626
    @rafaelfernandez6626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I can't wait for the new generation of people complaining that the wall is different.

  • @backup368
    @backup368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I think she said "My strudel or that wet noodle".

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      backup368 still not any better.

    • @ANGST.ARGENTINA
      @ANGST.ARGENTINA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ehem, HOES BEFORE BROS

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Slightly better if "strudel" meant her girl parts and "wet noodle" meant, well, you get the idea... PG everyone!

    • @daniels6322
      @daniels6322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGuardDuck Ya good thing they kept it high brow.

    • @gerasimpetrov5805
      @gerasimpetrov5805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, I think it's "My strudel or dead bed noodle" , and I can never un-hear it again.

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    She puts her strudel in her mouth.
    I don’t have to say anything. It speaks for itself.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "Who Pooped in the peaNUT Barrel"

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *DISGUSTANG*

    • @connorcaldwell588
      @connorcaldwell588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me!

    • @varietyhub2948
      @varietyhub2948 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not sure

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathaniel Foga you stole that joke from a comment on Saberspark's video

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You must NOT accent the nut. It’s not “salt peaNUTS salt peaNUTS!”
      It’s “salt PEAnuts salt PEAnuts”
      See, there is a difference

  • @laser4341
    @laser4341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    WHY AM I GOING TO MISS A PLACE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO!?!?

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    3:43 "Skiing"
    Ummmmmmmmmm.

  • @jordandrinnon8862
    @jordandrinnon8862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    “Like FIRE!”
    I. DIED. 😂😂😂😂

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jordan Drinnon
      I keep laughing at that “I can do your mom” part

    • @JWeb66
      @JWeb66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Keep your hot strudel in your pants!"

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan Drinnon “I’m coming Santa!”

  • @Nuigi12
    @Nuigi12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    No lie I almost cried at the end of the review. Goodbye old studio

    • @Poever
      @Poever 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was wrong with it?

    • @Nuigi12
      @Nuigi12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Poever Theyre moving to a new studio

    • @Poever
      @Poever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nuigi12 But the main question is WHY?

    • @clever_girl_766
      @clever_girl_766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More space and shiz

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Poever Fewer views=lower budget.

  • @mammamia6509
    @mammamia6509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    0:42 At the the bottom of the dvd it says “can Christmas be spared?”
    *please end me*

    • @PannierLaw
      @PannierLaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      **Loads Glock 16** That can be arranged

  • @archivedaccount5990
    @archivedaccount5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    This is basically the FoodFight! of Christmas movies.

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You don't know how long I've been waiting for this.

    • @parkerkasony8600
      @parkerkasony8600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally just said it's Christmas foodfight lol

    • @linknowhereman
      @linknowhereman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      no that honor still belongs to rap city street kids

    • @Guzmano7
      @Guzmano7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      we do not mention that here anymore ever since .the review

  • @BeatAroundtheBushRap
    @BeatAroundtheBushRap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Soooo...we’re gonna ignore how extremely racist the black elf character was?!?! Oh okay cool just checking-.-

    • @megalodon7916
      @megalodon7916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I’ve seen worse. Honestly, a rapping black elf is nothing.

    • @DW-jw1xt
      @DW-jw1xt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Beat Around the Bush “Brought to you by the leftover racism from Transformers 2.”

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Beat Around the Bush not to mention the offensive islander sterotypes

    • @arseniygaripov5514
      @arseniygaripov5514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      my man being offended by a fucking bootleg movie, what a fragile flower you are

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love Tom Kenny, but the man seems to be willing to do ANYTHING for a paycheck. Imagine having played not one, but TWO black stereotypes, and _badly_ I might add, in your career, and you're not even BLACK!?

  • @cheyennec5546
    @cheyennec5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    *Who saw this on Saberspark first?*

    • @TheAlexSchmidt
      @TheAlexSchmidt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw it on Bobsheaux before any of those

    • @delete1896
      @delete1896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did

    • @otakufreak40
      @otakufreak40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, so THAT’S why I thought I saw this review before. :v

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me, but Bobsheaux did it first

    • @silentassason
      @silentassason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For a second I read that as spankbank...i think i have problems like Malcolm

  • @dimensionsealstudios5289
    @dimensionsealstudios5289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Thank you Nostalgia Critic for the best joke aimed at Wisconsinites ever. “We’re not pirates! We’re just Green Bay Packers fans!” Thank you for suffering through this movie to get this joke out in the world ya flatlander.
    Sincerely, a major fan and fellow internet reviewer who happens to live in Wisconsin.

    • @honestdave
      @honestdave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cheesehead 4 life

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It could've been worse... He could've been attacked by Mothra...

  • @moviemaniac9034
    @moviemaniac9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Christmas films that I think Critic could review next year:
    Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas
    The Grinch (2018)
    The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Movie Maniac those are great ideas I also thought of
      Eureka’s Castle Christmas special
      Arthur’s Perfect Christmas
      Felix the Cat Christmas

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad

  • @platypusbunneh
    @platypusbunneh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    4:53 "We're just Packers fans"
    LMAO xD
    Sincerely, a Packer fan.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PlatypusBunneh
      That made me laugh, too

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      PlatypusBunneh
      No reason to shoot him for that. Now if he said he was a Patriots fans, fire at will.

    • @ZorillaMyrid181
      @ZorillaMyrid181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, fellow Packers fans.

    • @theangrycheesehead
      @theangrycheesehead 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a packer fan and I'd rather he used the joke on a viking or steeler

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that the only time you can see a Wisconsin with a gun?

  • @spacejumpzoroark4354
    @spacejumpzoroark4354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It's a real shame-
    Hearing Tom Kenny sing about slavery being positive is magical

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to now see cree summers sing about the joys of ethnic cleansing

    • @CrowTR0bot
      @CrowTR0bot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that actually a song she sung? I legitimately can't tell after watching this review. @@asher8754

  • @jacobisaacs600
    @jacobisaacs600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    12:08 that was so random that I burst out laughing wtf.

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "... You know exactly what you said." 😂

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Saberspark has left the chat

  • @bsperoz
    @bsperoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    3:45 THAT IS NOT SKIING IT IS SNOWBOARDING!!!

    • @charlesm7215
      @charlesm7215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      reeee

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like NC gotta make another fuck up list

  • @CardsTricks42
    @CardsTricks42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    15:09 South Carolina makes their secession announcement, starting the Confederacy, 1860 (Colorized)

  • @antiversepodcast5187
    @antiversepodcast5187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Your new studio better have a GOD DAMN YELLOW WALL.
    Just kidding lol

  • @siddpadmanaban7710
    @siddpadmanaban7710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Like if you saw Saberspark's review of the same movie

  • @dreamergamer1872
    @dreamergamer1872 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love the line “we’re just packers fans!”

  • @livmendel
    @livmendel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    that hellfire joke was everything

  • @FluuuffInari
    @FluuuffInari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *SHUT THAT DOOR!*

  • @mdudegamer
    @mdudegamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I remember my uncle had that game when I was little, and when I found out it had a movie I was flabbergasted. Could've sworn it was called Bowling for Elves, though.

  • @alonelygoldfish2966
    @alonelygoldfish2966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    🎵 slavery makes the world go round🎵

    • @mr.jack2002
      @mr.jack2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why Tom Kenny Why

    • @EagleTimberWolf
      @EagleTimberWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You just know Tom Kenny couldn't sing that with a straight face.

    • @mr.jack2002
      @mr.jack2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EagleTimberWolf yes he sings the song in the movie

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "A FAMILY PICTURE!"

    • @megalodon7916
      @megalodon7916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is probably one of the most disturbing musical numbers I’ve heard in a long time. Who the hell thought that was okay!? Why would anyone put that in a kids film!? What’s next, a song about genocide?

  • @alecfoisy58
    @alecfoisy58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    How many people have reviewed this already? There's MrEnter, Bobsheaux, anyone else I'm missing?

    • @silverselkie1692
      @silverselkie1692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Alec Foisy SaberSpark

    • @Silverstar_
      @Silverstar_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Trent Troop & Greg Sepelak (a.k.a. Starchibald and Sunny Jim) from The Isle of Rangoon.

    • @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1
      @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe we need a dart board. Who reviewed this movie the dart game.

    • @boyenjoyer7
      @boyenjoyer7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 made into a motion picture in 2020

    • @dynastytraini4450
      @dynastytraini4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Saberspark

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    5:21 "We play with them and then store them in that mountain over there."
    "That looks more like a plat-(PUNCH)-EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" (CRASH!!)

  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:31 Santa: I propose you learn how to fly. You have about five seconds. (Lets go of his leg)

  • @ryukthedarkrai4259
    @ryukthedarkrai4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The greatest anime crossover of our time:
    •Santa
    •Spongebob
    •Ice King
    •Waluigi
    •Bowling
    •Christmas

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Who pooped in the peanut barrel?
    You know I can imagine someone saying that in real life.
    LOL like a preschool teacher or something!

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of the great mysteries of the universe we'll never solve 😂😂

  • @secondnature87
    @secondnature87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Is.....is that Tom Kenny as Dingle?

    • @40GamesAG
      @40GamesAG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Second Nature
      Yup

    • @lingaustin2854
      @lingaustin2854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wish I could say no

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And shouldn't dingle be krampus?

    • @UnorthodoxIndividual
      @UnorthodoxIndividual 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Second Nature unfortunately.

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s also the black elf

  • @kysonjack3158
    @kysonjack3158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Is anyone going to mention how the Critic can't tell the difference between skiing and snowboarding?

    • @KryshaSyrin
      @KryshaSyrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I figured the movie just broke him early . . . Or the CGI was just that bad

    • @SZKgames
      @SZKgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time for another top 11 NC f ups

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SZKgames Somebody get Douchey on the phone.

    • @dragon22214
      @dragon22214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dougs just an idiot lol

    • @Salukiara
      @Salukiara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understated why i dug giving away his studio?

  • @demon2hitman382
    @demon2hitman382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    14:19 Just let that sink in....... there you are now laughing

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I think we hit peak "How the hell did they make a movie out of this?"

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ShadowAkatora don’t say that, otherwise we’ll get flappy bird or Tetris or minesweeper.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess so! I never even heard of this movie in 2007, and only heard of it because of this review. Talk about forgettable!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fireblast133 College Humor made fake movie trailers of Tetris and Minesweeper, but I'm willing to bet you knew that, since you picked those two.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Answer, they didn't. They made a fever dream.

  • @imaginaryboy2000
    @imaginaryboy2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    We accept the late Christmas gift, Critic

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    15:32 As soon as I saw that, I knew there was going to be a Hellfire joke.

  • @NABIL7
    @NABIL7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Please Critic, for 2019, review the Percy Jackson movies : they're the worst teen movies EVER MADE !!!!

    • @charlottelee9379
      @charlottelee9379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LINK absolutely

    • @noahlarsen3109
      @noahlarsen3109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Uhhhhh there's Twilight 😂😂😂

    • @noahlarsen3109
      @noahlarsen3109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But yes those movies are pretty awful

    • @Emisop
      @Emisop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Dillon Ohlemiller Twilight is better than the Percy Jackson films as they at least followed the books.

    • @spiderlily723
      @spiderlily723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see you haven't heard about the upcoming Artemifs Fowl 'adaptation'...

  • @smashingpots9928
    @smashingpots9928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Will your new studio have a different wall again?
    I dont think the internet can handle another

  • @rowanbrown5541
    @rowanbrown5541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Elf bowling, where a stoned elf skis on a snowboard

  • @MocnyBrowarek
    @MocnyBrowarek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    More like Elf Blowing the Movie - right guys? guys? damn it....

    • @LaPollaAtomica
      @LaPollaAtomica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's actually the spiritual sequel to Fucking Elf Bowling.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Elf Blowing the Movie sounds like something Cinema Snob would review.

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    14:39 aren't we gonna talk about how Santa stranded his wife on an ice block? And even if she's near the workshop it's currently a firey pit of hell now?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry honey I prefer Dingle’s strudel

  • @AmberAnimations-xyn
    @AmberAnimations-xyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nostalgia, You've made this review even more funny and relatable to how we all feel about it! "Does every fart have to have a song attached to it!?" Lol! XD Haha!

  • @MarkCabaniss
    @MarkCabaniss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL?!”

    • @CrimesAgainstHuFranity
      @CrimesAgainstHuFranity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Easy, Tom kenny As dingle. WHY THE FUCK-

    • @friendlyredneckneighbor4326
      @friendlyredneckneighbor4326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Cabaniss just when I thought I’ve heard of the absolute laziest attempts at humor in film, this comes along... 😢

    • @bottemillerpostings6959
      @bottemillerpostings6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Cabaniss whom’st shat in thou peanut container.

    • @korfi2go748
      @korfi2go748 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did we ever find out, though?

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was Adam Sandler one of the writers of this garbage?