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@@fragrantwinter8233 Cole was both spooky and funny. And smart, too, with what he does at Skyhold to help everyone, what with the mints and cheese and cobawebs
@@Vale-fd4pk yes, right? When you Play trespasser and then meet Solas, who appears as high and mighty dread Wolf... And then you remember such conversations. How can you take him seriously?? 😂😂
Beth Krager yes, I wonder how many people actually understood what that moment was when they first heard it? I love hearing bits of bulls past and feelings from cole
No, that's not what I meant. It's a great game. It's just, shit happens so much. Corypheus is trying to fk up the world, red templars and mages can't keep their shit together. Solas and his elven glory. And I'm just sittin here roll'n my eyes while I have to clean up everyone's mess. It's hilarious.
Don’t get me wrong I love inquisition but origins will always be my favorite game of the dragon age series being a grey warden was so cool I wish they remastered origins for the ps4/ Xbox one
That's the whole game in a nutshell,everyone keeps fucking shit up,Coryphwhatever his name was,Mages ,templars ,Solas and his "eleven glory" ,dark spawn,demons and all of that other bullshit
I was kinda on the edge of my seat for the whole thing the whole way through the video. Probably - almost certainly - intentional on the part of the uploader, honestly.
A few of the most famous chess matches in history have names. Look at some of Paul Morphey's games, they are amazing at how he just goes on the offensive and annihilates everyone.
@@linkholder Because you're not the only one who influences the entire conflict, FFS. Hawke is just there to at least make it less worse than it should be.
@@mereenbeanz It is. And in Cassandra's personal mission, before you encounter her aprentice. Also, Cullen mentions something about "calibrating" the trebuchets.
"I *know* what *you* get. It's like falling through a tree into custard. "Too high! Wham! Too fast! Wham! Leaves! Wham! Splat!" "I'm not sure which is worse, the mockery or the accuracy" "Eh, depends on how much rest the tree's had." I CAN'T BREATHE
Class is the tired mom trying to keep her band of 8+ Disaster children in control to save the world and everyone else is like “Who wants to punch a demon In the face.”
Unfortunately the AI is absolutely pants at using melee DPS characters until you have guard-generating masterworks on them, so he's a liability for much of the early- to midgame.
WTF IS THIS SCENE WITH NUGS WTF IS THAT bioware dragon age i love you i really love you its done im plannign to draw almost all characters from dragon age as a forever tribute this game is glorious
Varric, Solas and Iron Bull have been my team for almost every playthrough. The mental chess match can take over twenty in game hours to play out. Except one time when they rushed through it in less than two.
@@Carnage7209 as much as I hate her conversations with Cole because she's being a bitch, Her conversations with Iron bull are hilarious Also that was my first playthrough ,so I just went with her because she looked cool I guess And Dorian and Sera are just delightful (Also I romanced him in my third playthrough ,So I wanted to keep him in my team)And even Cassandra has some great dialogue with Sera
Now I really wish that they made a DLC involving an Inquisition road trip to the grand tourney in Markham! D: And obviously, some shit goes down and the inquisition saves the day as usual, otherwise it'd be boring... xD
It's beautiful how a game can give you the feeling of family and real friendship. You can say whatever you want about Inquisition but the cast is one of the best
Lol Varicc and Cassandra talking about character story arcs in his book makes me think the developers were talking from expereince. SPOILERS Bioware: (on Commander Shepard)If you love a character you make them suffer and throw in a heroic death..... ME Fans: THAT MAKES NO SENSE
you sir are ingenious , i mean how many hours it took you to make these moments ,the jerk version and funny version that's extreme ,thanks alot for sharing
I laughed so hard at Cullen losing the bet on those storytelling or merriments the whole major characters were having. he ran buck-naked XD. The takeaway: "Never bet against an Antivan."
Cass: I can keep staring at this, but I wont get any closer. Inkky: Keep banging your head against the problem, it'll go away eventually. Is the reason why Cass keeps banging Inkky cuz he tends to attract problems?
"Take this gift. In the absence of light, shadows thrive"
(dissolves into thin air)
Bull: *ThE FuCK???*
I took Solas and Iron Bull and thanks to Solas never heard that awesome line.
Needless to say I was upset.
This lane made my laugh so hard, i dont know why
@@DCInSomnia it’s probably the timing and delivery combined with Bulls voice
I laugh every time
I tried finding this again xD Time stamp?
"You could have been called the Iron Dragon"
**Existential crysis from Bull**
I dunno. I'm not seeing the appeal of naming yourself after a mediocre Cedar Point roller coaster.
@@okami_eddy You would be called Dragon. Being called Dragon in a fantasy setting is big.
Nice detail that Cole calls him "the iron bull". He likes the The
I like dragon age, it sort of allows you to pretend you can have friends or/and family. its good to pretend.
I’m your friend now, go eat food and take a nap you make me worry
I know it's a year old comment, but I feel you man.
Dude one of the naruto fighting games is like that. After you beat it you can send messages to characters from the show and they send some to you.
I FEEEEEELLL THIS SO HARD!!! 😭
Also let’s you pretend you have romance!
Blackwall: Hey Cole, say something interesting
Cole: Something interesting
Blackwall: Yes I deserved that one
Joshyjay Suan Cole always was very literal.
Reverse dad card.
@@fragrantwinter8233 Cole was both spooky and funny. And smart, too, with what he does at Skyhold to help everyone, what with the mints and cheese and cobawebs
@@TKGaming7750 noo, I'm not a wooden duck
The clever, wise, and Fade-delving Solas:
"Ass."
I mean in retrospective those discussions became even more hilarious.
@@Vale-fd4pk yes, right? When you Play trespasser and then meet Solas, who appears as high and mighty dread Wolf... And then you remember such conversations. How can you take him seriously?? 😂😂
it humanized him. that he is as he has even said not better than anyone else
NOW WHO'S TWELVE??
Garrus: I had reach.. and she had flexibility
Varric: I don't have the reach... and she lacks flexibility
Subtle, BioWare. Subtle.
Subtle 😁 like a brick to a window
I missed that dialog like a loser because it was my first playthrough.
I noticed 🥰 Garrus is my love 😍
I'm glad someone else spotted this
someone explain this, I didn't play DA2
"Mountains. Cold. Let's bring Dorian!"
Damn it, cracks me every time 😂😂😂
I love It 😂
And that's why we ALWAYS bring Dorian!
Dorian is by far one of my top 3 favorite companions.
I love Dorian so much...
I saw this line and making him a winter mage because of it... no regrets
Cole: You knife is big
Blackwall: (laughs) Its a sword...
Cole: yours is bigger than mine
Blackwall: And now you've made it awkward...
That Was my Favorite One LMAO!
Im a few years late but that muffled laughter makes me lose my shit
This is the best line in the game
I'm still a little sad that a two-handed warrior Inquisitor won't say "Mine's bigger" in the end :D
I almost feel that snicker was done by the VA during the session and they just left it in, at least I hope that's the case.
"I always have trouble finding virgins. Oh wait, there's one." LMAO COLE
I love how the iron bull is setting up Cole to get laid only for him to fix the deepest hurt of that girl lol
goodisgood153 *shrugs* It’s just what Cole does.
He does get with the Bard in the Dlc depending on your choices
A ridiculously gay guy don’t they have a kid Canonically?
Does anyone think Cole is Castiel and The Iron Bull being Dean from supernatural? Like when Dean takes Castiel to see a prostitution’s home?
That is *exactly* what I was thinking that situation reminded me of!
"I should really stop offering virgins. Everyone always chooses them and I can never find any." HAHAHAHA #demonprobs
#choicespiritprobs XD
Well it was a time of war, and cataclysm
CHOICE SPIRIT.
We have Cole.....don't take Cole
I was the 666th like... fitting.
“I spy...”
“No.”
“But...”
“No.”
“You should be good at finding things. Of course, you couldn’t find Hawke....”
*Cassandra.exe has stopped working*
*Afterward Cassandra makes another murder attempt against Varric*
To this day there have been 1496921 attempts on Varric Tethras' life by Cassandra. She has not killed him.
Yet
Rebooting StabInTheBook file
That always makes me laugh so hard in shock, can't believe he said that, varric had his shady pants on hahaha
ｔｈｅ ｆｕｃｋ?
~Iron 🅱oi
I read that as it happened
He's just so confused
2:41
😂💀
This happened to me before.... Cocaine is a helluva drug lmao
“But they’re dragon horns, not bull horns. You could have called yourself Iron Dragon!”
“Oh... Shit. That would have been better.”
Maybe it's just me, but I'm not seeing the appeal of naming yourself after a mediocre Cedar Point roller coaster.
@@okami_eddyshut.
oh my god the idle chat between party members has always been my favorite thing in the dragon age series
Same here and inquisition has some of my favorite
*Squeaks affirmatively*
*Squeaks deferentially*
*Squeaks regally*
This is the best
How do you get the Nug Scene?
@@kyffhazard6823 FluffyNinjaLlama has a video about it.
I'm feeling very... judged.
That's just how my cat talks to me
iron bull: The fuck?
im using this XD
IM DYING!
THE FUCK?!
Dauragon of the Boreal Valley I laughed my ass off at that part
i choked on my coffee omg
well shit
Dauragon of the Boreal Valley
XD
"12. The number I was thinking of was 12"
Cole is so precious
Corrine Eide
So true.
Also kinda creepy ..in a goodway
Not to mention the moment he described is when Bull met Krem.
Beth Krager yes, I wonder how many people actually understood what that moment was when they first heard it? I love hearing bits of bulls past and feelings from cole
12 years old Xd
Cassandra's "Disgusted Noise" is DA Inquisition in a nut shell.
...But the game is good.
No, that's not what I meant. It's a great game. It's just, shit happens so much. Corypheus is trying to fk up the world, red templars and mages can't keep their shit together. Solas and his elven glory. And I'm just sittin here roll'n my eyes while I have to clean up everyone's mess. It's hilarious.
Anarchy Templar Ah, now that make sense. That is headache inducing.
"well... shit" should have the better choice of word with so much things that the inquisition have to deal with
Don’t get me wrong I love inquisition but origins will always be my favorite game of the dragon age series being a grey warden was so cool I wish they remastered origins for the ps4/ Xbox one
"Well you couldn't find Hawke" low blow there Varric XD
I am dead
He's a dwarf, he can only make low blows.
Beanbag141
Goddammit I was gonna say that!
"Are things that bad?"
"Oh."
well, shit.
That's the whole game in a nutshell,everyone keeps fucking shit up,Coryphwhatever his name was,Mages ,templars ,Solas and his "eleven glory" ,dark spawn,demons and all of that other bullshit
Yep😂
"THE FUCK?!" How have I never herd Iron Bull say that?
Also Varric is Garrus
Varric Vakarian and Garrus Tethras.
I don't know about most people here but I was very engrossed by the chess match between Solas and Bull
I was kinda on the edge of my seat for the whole thing the whole way through the video.
Probably - almost certainly - intentional on the part of the uploader, honestly.
The game they play is called "The Immortal Game". It is one of the most famous chess games in history.
Whait, so that particular game has a name? A match of chess with a name? Now, thats funny... O.o
A few of the most famous chess matches in history have names. Look at some of Paul Morphey's games, they are amazing at how he just goes on the offensive and annihilates everyone.
Goldendroid I thought that was both intriguing and funny as hell at the same time.
when bull said "the fuck" I lost it 😂😂😂
That elven character goes so well with the sarcastic dialogue XD
"my arse should open up a shop! it's quite prolific"
Just ask Iron Bull
@@blackheartthedarklord6428 he has definitely browsed his wears
" cole the wooden duck i found on my bed, was that you? "
" nnnnnooo I'm not a wooden duck..."
Cole....your just too precious for this world
"Demons shit up everything." LMFAO that's a summary of the game.
Darkspawn shit up everything = summary of DAO.
Blood Mages and Templars shit up everything = summary of DA2.
@@varric more like Your Choices don't do shit ~DA2
@@linkholder More like: Hawke sucks...
@@linkholder Because you're not the only one who influences the entire conflict, FFS. Hawke is just there to at least make it less worse than it should be.
More like Chantry shit up everything.
Harding: You could increase my hazard pay
Inquisitor: Is it that bad?
Inquisitor: *Sees the rift in the lake*
Inquisitor: o h.
The mental chess match between Bull and Solas is the greatest thing ever!
I half expected Cole to jump in tbh XD
It's actually a chess match existed in real world: the Immortal Game in 1851.
Best how it starts. Solas calls him out and bull says “smug little asshole” under his breath😂
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"mountains, cold, lets bring dorian" fucking hilarious
254zero
Dorain is so me.
Dorian at Haven, Emprise du Lion or Frostback Basin be like
"I don't have the reach, she lacks a certain flexibility."
Bioware referencing itself. lol.
Daniel Stephens if i’m not there is another Me easter egg
@@neonangelo1957 I'm pretty sure there is a Krogan head in the trophy room of the winter palace
@@mereenbeanz It is. And in Cassandra's personal mission, before you encounter her aprentice. Also, Cullen mentions something about "calibrating" the trebuchets.
Dorian's vocal performance in his banter with Sera at about 3:25 is so good--his attempts to contain his laughter are really honest.
Solas calling Blackwall an ass got me good because it's so starkingly opposite from his normal character lol
"someone fetch me a fainting couch"
I love you Vivienne
I'd love her too ... if it weren't for the fact that everything she does is all for the "Game", making her seem way too fake for me.
that's the Nobles trying to go Klingon (Kill one take there place)
I like her too. I especially liked that I could kill through the game with an all female team.
I want to like her but she was an asshole to Cole , No one should be an asshole to Cole
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou cole is an adorable little puppy
:D I must take Cassandra with me, when i play the next time Jaws of Hakkon. Her reaction is SO FUNNY when the inquisitor starts with bear jokes :'D
+billy Siravo jr Exactly :'D
I had a Romance with her in my first playthrough and she was probably thinking at this scene: "Makers breath, WHY do I love this idiot?!?" XD
CherryDuck_Jess is it just cass that will react like that?
You gotta hand it to the writers at Bioware. They know good dialog.
"Reach and flexibility" Ha, I get it bioware.
Garus Vakarian
I don't get the joke I was too busy calibrating the engines
And now I miss Garrus...
(jk I always miss Garrus)
Mandatory Mass Effect re run. It's that time of the year again
AHAHAHA SHUT UP!
"In the absence of light, shadows thrive."
"The fuck."
That just killed me. I am dead now.
Iron Bull going "The fuck?!" When that woman disappeared caught me off guard, I'm dying.
"Don't top from the bottom." IM SCREEAMINGGG
“Sera’s involved? So this question will be offensive.”
"I *know* what *you* get. It's like falling through a tree into custard. "Too high! Wham! Too fast! Wham! Leaves! Wham! Splat!"
"I'm not sure which is worse, the mockery or the accuracy"
"Eh, depends on how much rest the tree's had."
I CAN'T BREATHE
"They mock each other mercelessly but I would be lost without them"
Thats why I love Dragon Age games.The friends I dont have in real life.
"INQUISITION ROAD TRIP!"
Now I'd like to see that
Half the game is "Inquisition Road Trip". Especially the DLCs :P.
Class is the tired mom trying to keep her band of 8+ Disaster children in control to save the world and everyone else is like “Who wants to punch a demon In the face.”
@@lonewarden8641 aka: Crack fanfic
I don't know about the rest of you, but when Varric says "Reach" and "Flexibility" in the same sentence, I got a Garrus Vibe!
Yeah made me think of Garrus
knowing bioware, probably the point :)
Yea that was almost certainly intentional.
Definitely my first thoughts. I was also reminded when Varric is talking at 27:40 about the ME3 story (no DLC ended added) vs player reaction
2:45 So apparently I need to start using Iron Bull.
Ive never used him in any of my play throughs, and these videos have shown me Ive made a terrible mistake
@@mxviii Me too D:
Unfortunately the AI is absolutely pants at using melee DPS characters until you have guard-generating masterworks on them, so he's a liability for much of the early- to midgame.
@@GaldirEonai Don't know what you're talking about, spec iron bull with guard and he's invincible. Dagger rogues on the other hand are awful as AI.
I dont understand how people dont use everyone at some point....must be boring just sticking with one party
- maayyyheeeem!
- MAYHEEEEEEEM!!!
2:45 the fuck?
lost it
House Lannister a
House Lannister SAMEEE
I love how at 6:02, they are talking about someone (the inquisitor) catching cassandra's eye in a 5 foot radius while the inquisitor is invisible :>
Ok, but consider this- Fenris being the friend Varric said got crowned as the Nug King: Both adorable AND hilarious!
GrimSister
XD
Assuming Fenris didn’t kill whoever tried crowning him. He is angy boy
Mental note: Never play "Guess what I'm thinking" with Cole!!! LMAO!!!
NeoDanomaru He’s good at it though... Just better with what your sub-conscious was ‘thinking’ at the time.
WTF IS THIS SCENE WITH NUGS
WTF IS THAT
bioware
dragon age
i love you i really love you its done im plannign to draw almost all characters from dragon age as a forever tribute
this game is glorious
Did you really do it? Have a page where you posted it up or something ?
@@dorianmckenzie9888 I want to know too
Nobody is talking about the moment Cole told how Iron bull and Krem meeting was? I cried.
Yes I'm late OK.
I thought I was the only one who caught that!
Not as late as me lol
@@ChichiPee try me
@@realPrettySarah try me
Whaaaaat
Dorian: Cole the wooden duck i found on my bed... was that you?
Cole: No, im not a wooden duck
our boy so precious
2:23 Like we needed anymore proof that Varric was the Garrus of Dragon Age.
But it's Cullen who can't stop calibrating the trebuchets.
But Cullen its not cool enough to be like Garrus, you cant win against Varric Hair Chest.
Yea and Bull is James :D
@@cleveranonym74
Harding = Liara
Krem = FemShep
“That hurts Varric. That’s hurtful” kills me every time
'Yes, for your pillowy man-bosoms" jesus christ Krem ahahah
She's the worst part of an already shitty game.
Varric, Solas and Iron Bull have been my team for almost every playthrough. The mental chess match can take over twenty in game hours to play out. Except one time when they rushed through it in less than two.
No dorian? Shame.. 😑
I have two favorite teams,Cole,Iron bull and Vivienne
And Cassandra , Dorian and Sera
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou vivienne? Omg why lol
@@Carnage7209 as much as I hate her conversations with Cole because she's being a bitch, Her conversations with Iron bull are hilarious
Also that was my first playthrough ,so I just went with her because she looked cool I guess
And Dorian and Sera are just delightful (Also I romanced him in my third playthrough ,So I wanted to keep him in my team)And even Cassandra has some great dialogue with Sera
This is my team but I sometimes switch iron bull for Cassandra
I just realized how serious and boring my playthrough was compared to this.
(Poorly made wind sounds)
Nobody mind that naked guy that just ran out of the room...lmao
Adam Rantz I'm sure Varric saw him from the side eye lmao
Emma Stone Oh he *definitely* saw him. XD
Justin Clayton maybe Varric was like "Oh My poor eyes....I will pretend that I didn't see him and try to forget it....." xDDD
Emma Stone that poor... Poor man. *snickers*
Dorian on the other hand is probably enjoying the show
Varric " I spy with my little eye....." Casandra "No" Varric " I'm just trying to be friendly!!" Lol
CHOICE
SPIRIT
Cole is just so innocently adorable. ♥
I know, right?
He's also not a wooden duck hahaha
Cassandra asking the Inquisitor to command Varric to finish the next book and her realization of what she just said is just hilarious lolz.
Was Cole's thing before "the number I was thinking of was twelve" the story of how Bull met Krem and lost his eye?
Yes
@@linkholder kewl
I laughed for a solid 10 minutes I was crying at the part where Sera described Dorian and iron bull sex life holy mother of andraste
I also love scout Harding xD maayhem!
When was this!?
Хххххххххххххххххххххххххххххххххххххххххххххххх
Just have Sera and Blackwall and everything becomes sexual. And hilarious.
Now I really wish that they made a DLC involving an Inquisition road trip to the grand tourney in Markham! D:
And obviously, some shit goes down and the inquisition saves the day as usual, otherwise it'd be boring... xD
Joy Boy
I know right! I want it to happen!
In the two years between trespasser it probably happened 😂
PILLOWY MAN BOSOMS XD
That's almost as bad as the "get head, I mean get ahead."
Fuck Cuntboy Krem.
"We're dwarves, so like I said, I don't have the... You know, I'll just leave that one to you."
DANGIT VARRIC
10:06 poor Varric XD
I never realized how many dick jokes there are until now XD
"In the absence of light, shadows thrive"
"ThE FuUcK?"
🤣
It's beautiful how a game can give you the feeling of family and real friendship. You can say whatever you want about Inquisition but the cast is one of the best
Your elf is an absolute chad. That jaw looks like it was chiselled from marble.
its literature! smutty... literature.
Chuck Brown tusk love
Cole is the best. He enjoys that his heart is in the right place and came up with a better name for Iron Bull.
To sum up Cassandra: "Ugh!" ^^
Lol Varicc and Cassandra talking about character story arcs in his book makes me think the developers were talking from expereince.
SPOILERS
Bioware: (on Commander Shepard)If you love a character you make them suffer and throw in a heroic death.....
ME Fans: THAT MAKES NO SENSE
"Let's bring Dorian"
"Hey don't talk from the bottom."
I see what you did there Bull. xD
I thought it was "Don't Top from the Bottom"...
Wait... reach and flexibility? I love when they reference their other games.
Jessica Bushell-Hale There was another reference hiding under the blatant one?
you sir are ingenious , i mean how many hours it took you to make these moments ,the jerk version and funny version that's extreme ,thanks alot for sharing
I laughed so hard at Cullen losing the bet on those storytelling or merriments the whole major characters were having. he ran buck-naked XD. The takeaway: "Never bet against an Antivan."
I always love the scenes where Cassandra gets embarrassed about the book. She has a cute voice when she's not trying to be stern and deadpan :3
"You should be good at finding things. You couldn't find Hawke." Oh shit.
"Of course, you couldn't find Hawke..."
Varric, why have you given me the hiccups after laughing for 5 minutes?
Bull’s “The fUCK?” is the best, what a mood
"I did not say that"
"Don't worry it's our little secret"
"Ass"
I love this game
(poorly made wind noises) 😂 I swear sometimes the subtitles are just as funny as the actual jokes 😂
29:38 This exchange, Sera's reaction and Vivienne's final line at the end. It's too much! XD
*Squeaks regally*
3:31 Vivienne's reply to Sera's line here is priceless. "Maker, how _can_ she not know?"
Inquisition Road Trip!
I would want to be there for that
so verrick is basically George r.r. Martin
Cass: I can keep staring at this, but I wont get any closer.
Inkky: Keep banging your head against the problem, it'll go away eventually.
Is the reason why Cass keeps banging Inkky cuz he tends to attract problems?
Hahahahahaha yeah
hehehehe that moment "your knife is big" its a sword "its bigger than mine" I couldn't stop laughing
Scout Harding is awesome
Varric. No reach. Bianca. No flexibility. Garrus. He had reach. Female Turian. She had flexibility.