"You're being grim and fatalistic just to get me into bed, aren't you?" Me: Oh he's totally going to brush it off or be embarrassed- "I am grim and fatalistic...getting you into bed is just an enjoyable side benefit." Me: *chokes*
what, no varric and cassandra banter? :P varric: "if I went to the Anderfels, how could I annoy you?" cassandra: "you would find a way" Varric: "Think you'll ever go back to Nevarra, Seeker?" Cassandra: "Why? Are you eager to see me go?" Varric: "I wasn't, actually. But, now that you mentioned it..." Cassandra: "How do you know I wouldn't just drag you along?" Varric: "Be still my heart. I've grown on you." Cassandra: "Like fungus."
"Please speak up! I cannot hear you over your outfit!" "No. No. It's fine. Children don't learn unless you shout at them." Jesus Christ, Solas. Hahaha!
now when i think about it i have a hard time remembering any gray warden with a beard (dragon age origin included eventually the hero of ferelden but hey, that ain't fair) So after all this time, he spoke the truth? O=
I wish you could chime in when the noble grabs cullen's butt. "I'm a weak man" "You're going to be a dead one if you don't keep your hands to yourself"
I know this is a 2 year old comment, but I just had to say: No, it's really not. Cullen's very obviously uncomfortable with the attention. It's weird to me that people find this scene funny or cute when it's clearly a bunch of stuck up aristocrats flagrantly ignoring someone's boundaries. Like the whole "did you touch my bottom? I'm a weak man" moment. Ew. Imagine that was a female party member and a straight guy instead. Or even the "you're so handsome when you smile" being thrown at Cassandra. Not so "sweet" then, is it?
@@dmsviola1 Agreed, the scene has always made me uncomfortable, especially the ass pinches. Have you seen Cole's dialogue about it if you talk to him at the Winter Palace? It adds a whole new layer of discomfort.
@@Luv2sing836 well, now I've got to look that up too, lol Edit: "hot breath from the wrong boy" could be a lot of things, but sure does sound rapey to me.
@@dmsviola1 Ick, I'd actually forgotten about that line! I was referring to what Cole says when you ask him if he's seen anything ("Cullen is afraid. They're hunting him, following fear. He shouldn't be here.") But yes, that line is really creepy, too, partially because of how ambiguous it is.
" All hail Elven Glory " Best doggie style reference ever!! 😅😂 Had to Re-Edit - This reply. I almost spit out my coffee all over my iPhone, during that part. Freaking priceless 😅
The Blackwall stole all the Grey Wardens beards thing was funny. Never expected Blackwall/Tom/Broody 2.0/whatever you call him managed to get a sense of humor.
Contrary to popular belief, he's actually pretty hilarious. Unfortunately, his sense of humor is shown mostly in banters, and banters are pretty rare in this game.
+Hayden Meow LOL! She certainly is! I find her most hilarious in DAI, which is why I have her as my companion at current. In Dragon Age 2, for me personally, it was Varric who made me laugh the most. It's been a while since I remember too much from D.A 2, but I remember having Varric as a companion, and there was something about opening a treasure chest or door that caught some kind of reaction from Varric that always made me laugh. :p. I can't really remember what it was though. Aaaahhh, always the good times. ;p
+Lael Skeffington oh yeaaa. This one was lovely, another one would be amazing! The ''I forgot Fen'Harel.' Solas: 'most people do.'' from Jaws of Hakkon also had me in stitches! Plus, your inquisitor is lovely~
This game was the first to make the player feel like their part of... well inquisition, but if you really got to know the characters, a family. : D That slaughters dragons, cultists and demons.
I have spent the last fifteen minutes sitting here absolutely shaking with laughter. You definitely put together some fantastic moments, thank you for making my morning. :D
Watching this made me realize how funny and awesome this game is, and how much content I'm missing out on. Definitely gonna have to play it more than once
Oh xD i can´t stop laughing. Sera is so funny :D i love her random talk to the other companions :'D but one of the best "Sera talk" is missing. Take Solas, Cassandra an Sera to your group, when you go the next time to Frostback Basin. After a while, Sera starts talking about the fade and Cassandra join her. The two want to tease Solas.
+Arianith Oh my gosh! Is that the one where they are talking about how the fade is wobbly and stuff? I laughed soooo hard but didn't catch it on video >.< I actually wanted to take all those "the fade is..." comments and put them back to back...it would be amazing haha.
+Lael Skeffington Yeah, exactly. Sera and the wobbly fade :D One of my favorite funny moment. But there are so many funny Moments, especially with Sera. Iron Bull and Sera are funny too. Both think of the craziest plans. (Take Sera on his shoulder and throw her to the enemies, and such absurd things :'D). By the way. Have you ever take iron bull to your first visit in the Frostback Basin? Respectively the first conversation after the video with Scout Harding? If not, do it please. You will not regret it, i swear :D
"You're being grim and fatalistic just to get me into bed, aren't you?"
Me: Oh he's totally going to brush it off or be embarrassed-
"I am grim and fatalistic...getting you into bed is just an enjoyable side benefit."
Me: *chokes*
Ita Corcoran WHEN DOES HE SAY THIS?
Emily Hood it's one of the dialogue options when you speak to him after Temple of Mythal
Ita Corcoran right before he breaks up with you
That was so wonderful!
666th like!
I hope whoever came up with the goat scene is doing well.
Sandra Clark I hope so, too.
the funniest so far
The goat scene had me dying =))
ya yeet
Don't forget Storvacker judgement scene's and the bear puns.
solas just saying 'ass" out of nowhere is really funny for some reason
Turkish Hahaha yeah...I thought so too 😂
Solas talking about the danger and sex while wearing that hat gets me every time
haha omg me too. I can't take him seriously in that thing! 😂😂
I don't understand why on earth they thought THAT was a good fashion choice. He looks like an acorn!! Lol
@@darkangelgoddess8991 Probably is the same blind idiot who thought that DAO's mage hats are cool.
@@darkangelgoddess8991 that hat has a really interesting story behind it. And it's SO Solas😁😁
The funny thing is that his hat is glitched. It's literally uncompatible with his head model but funny enough devs left it as it is.
Sera;
'Can you make magic anywhere, solas? Ever piss it by accident?'
Solas;
'No, wait...... No'
Dead XD
The fact he had to think about it at all. XD
"there's a demon feeding on fear?"
"yes"
"and this is his lair?"
"yes"
"...well, shit"
best part of the game😂
haha it totally was!! I was not expecting her to say something like that 😂😂
well shit
You could call all three Dragon Age games, Dragon Age: Well, shit Origins, Dragon Age: Well, shit II, And Dragon Age: Well, shit Inquisition
"Everyone look over here, Vivienne needs to pee" xD
Sera is a funniest character XD
True.
agreed :)
Is it wrong of me that I really wanted to see Vivienne pee...
Not sorry...
x D
wow, i never got any notifications from this comment until now! three years later. wth youtube??
what, no varric and cassandra banter? :P
varric: "if I went to the Anderfels, how could I annoy you?"
cassandra: "you would find a way"
Varric: "Think you'll ever go back to Nevarra, Seeker?"
Cassandra: "Why? Are you eager to see me go?"
Varric: "I wasn't, actually. But, now that you mentioned it..."
Cassandra: "How do you know I wouldn't just drag you along?"
Varric: "Be still my heart. I've grown on you."
Cassandra: "Like fungus."
hahahha yeah I love them...there are still a lot of clips I didn't add in here...maybe I should make a "part 2" 😝
oooooh oooooh! and get bull romance scene in it to. "are you seeing this?" "no." =D
+Ran Sherman hahaha yes. I'll have to do a bull romance playthrough just for that...cuz I love that scene. 😝
"The Inquisitor was hilarious"
yes, I think I'd like that on their tombstone one day XD
Haha YES! That would be sooo funny! 😆
"Please speak up! I cannot hear you over your outfit!"
"No. No. It's fine. Children don't learn unless you shout at them."
Jesus Christ, Solas. Hahaha!
😂😂😂 His snark is the besssst!! 💖
DarkestPanik Apply Iceberg to burnt area.
I stole all the Grey Warden's beards and their power within...there can only be one.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
BLACKWALL, PLEASE!
now when i think about it i have a hard time remembering any gray warden with a beard (dragon age origin included eventually the hero of ferelden but hey, that ain't fair) So after all this time, he spoke the truth? O=
Duncan had a beard, but we all know what happened to him
Merrill in DA2 mentioned that Duncan had a beard and it was like a squirrel grabbing on it.
I wish you could chime in when the noble grabs cullen's butt.
"I'm a weak man"
"You're going to be a dead one if you don't keep your hands to yourself"
ROFL!!! omg that would be GREAT!!
"I'd chime in with a" haven't you people ever heard of not touching Cullen's butt" no"
"You're a special an unique snowflake. Live the dream!" Spoken by the man in bright yellow plaidweave, talking at a wall.
so elfroot...do elves just call it root? classic blackwall
Hahaha he cracks me up 😝
"Smile, Commander. You're so handsome when you smile."
"He is just as handsome when he doesn't."
Wtf? That was so sweet, omfg.
I know this is a 2 year old comment, but I just had to say:
No, it's really not. Cullen's very obviously uncomfortable with the attention.
It's weird to me that people find this scene funny or cute when it's clearly a bunch of stuck up aristocrats flagrantly ignoring someone's boundaries. Like the whole "did you touch my bottom? I'm a weak man" moment. Ew.
Imagine that was a female party member and a straight guy instead. Or even the "you're so handsome when you smile" being thrown at Cassandra. Not so "sweet" then, is it?
@@dmsviola1 Agreed, the scene has always made me uncomfortable, especially the ass pinches. Have you seen Cole's dialogue about it if you talk to him at the Winter Palace? It adds a whole new layer of discomfort.
@@Luv2sing836 well, now I've got to look that up too, lol
Edit: "hot breath from the wrong boy" could be a lot of things, but sure does sound rapey to me.
@@dmsviola1 Ick, I'd actually forgotten about that line! I was referring to what Cole says when you ask him if he's seen anything ("Cullen is afraid. They're hunting him, following fear. He shouldn't be here.") But yes, that line is really creepy, too, partially because of how ambiguous it is.
@@dmsviola1 yes, thank you! it's literally sexual harassment which shouldn't be a laughing matter.
ONE BEARD TO RULE THEM ALL
"Elven Glory!"
I just died from laughter 😂
" All hail Elven Glory "
Best doggie style reference ever!! 😅😂
Had to Re-Edit - This reply. I almost spit out my coffee all over my iPhone, during that part. Freaking priceless 😅
8:39
Sera. the hardest girl to understand when talking to them. The funniest girl when talking to someone else. pissing magic.
lmao!! so true. Love her.
+Lelouchxzero1 I love how he actually took it seriously and almost said he did piss magic XDD 9:00
+Nona Au Omg I know!! I squealed. I was like ahhhh he DID piss magic! hahahaha anyway...love their banter. 😁
I love Sera so much! xD
0:52 Oh Cullen. We are all weak men when it comes to your bottom.
Nathalie Indeed 😜
… i hate myself for agreeing tbh
"Does it not count if its fade tongue?"
God fucking damnit
Hahahahha right?? so good.
Stargeek2006 wait wait I never romanced Solas he did things to her in the fade?
ben fuller You have a chance to kiss him in the fade
"what's your problem with the dalish? Allergic to halla?"
"Please speak up. I can not hear you over your outfit."
That cracked me up. xD
*cough cough* who's a bitch! is my favorite line. I wish I had this game.
Free of EA play store or Xbox one
The Blackwall stole all the Grey Wardens beards thing was funny. Never expected Blackwall/Tom/Broody 2.0/whatever you call him managed to get a sense of humor.
Yeah, I agree! His sense of humor made his character so much more endearing to me.
Contrary to popular belief, he's actually pretty hilarious. Unfortunately, his sense of humor is shown mostly in banters, and banters are pretty rare in this game.
He got Solas to call him an ass once too. I lol'd at that when I had those two in my party.
"This Shit Is Weird: The Inquisitor Lavellan Story"
Hehehe...I'd read it. >.>
nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
I am honestly surprised they didn't sneak in a reference somewhere. That would have been great.
Sir Chadwick Well, if we're comparing them to real life countries, it would be the Rivaini Inquisition. Antiva is more like Italy.
king ankle biter OMG I just finished inquisition after a few weeks, and I made that joke all the time 😂
FreakDaMIghet Italy/Rome would be tevinter, rivain would be Portugal, antiva would be Spain
I've always pictured Tevinter as the Ottomans.
"The inquisitor was hilarious." Now I want see that mark on my inquisitor grave.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat.... I had no idea they could all be so sassy! I clearly missed out on a lot... Time for another play through rofl
NineDi vinez Yesss! It's amazing how different the experience is with different personalities
every play through is different and Bioware games always have extra dialogs and things in when you playthrough for a second and 3rd time.
xLionsxxSmithyx oh really? That's interesting lol thanks
Enjoy. :D
Did anyone ever just say in unison with Dorian how they wanted to watch Cullen walk back to the barracks? because I know I did
Meeeeee!!! 😂😂
To me the funniest part of the game is with the goat guy who assaults your base by throwing a goat at the wall.
Haxorx.Yessssss! So random lol
Oh my gods, Solas gets shit on constantly by Sera and Blackwall and Dorian.
Haha yeah...poor Solas 😝 But he is quite the king of sass himself, so he can handle it 😁
He sure can. Look at him, calling Blackwall an ass. So proud. -pfft-
the best one though is when they wonder if he is in love with som1 from the fade/a spirit :P
I love this game so much. I might have to play it again soon.
Jacob Darling don't ever stop playing it
If I'm being honest when Cullen asked to marry you I was SHOCKED, I guess I know why women always cover their mouths when they're proposed to.
MatrixMiles17 Right??!! Haha me too!
has nobody brought up "riding the bull"? Definitely the best and funniest pickup line I've heard in awhile
Haha true!! I never romanced him myself, so I didn't have a recording. But I SHOULD! lol So I'll include it in the 2nd one 😁
Sera's comments are the absolute best. xD
Solas is and Cole are straight savages in the insult Dept. once you tick em off 6:10 That burn will last a life time.
Haha I know!! That insult killed me...soooo funny.
The first time I took Solas to the Winter Palace and he said that to me, I was like:........uh. whut. wait. say that again.
omg me too!! it was such a shocker coming from him. and also kinda sexy 😝
They really should've went with his concept art if him having dreadlocks omggggg
the goat part was hilariously priceless lolololololololololololol
The most hilarious thing since Grunt's story of his escape of the hospital XDXDXD.
attacking a fort with . . . goats .
mhh, mhhh , continue like that dude, lol
I lost my shit at Elven Glory.
hahaha right??!! so friggin funny.
Cole was said the most random thing 😂
Is no one going to talk about the fade tongue joke?! Poor Solas
Joseph Moore Dude, that was like my favorite...I laughed so hard 😂😂
Lael Skeffington WHAT WAS HIS RESPONSE?? That line is pure gold! I keep replaying it. It's my favorite line.
"Everyone look over here! Vivienne needs to pee!"
You forgot the part with everyone walking in on her and Bull.
Skye Cline It's true...I love that scene...but I didn't have a Bull romance, so no footage 😕
I lost my shit when Solas had his hand up and Cole went "ah"
"please speak up, I can't hear you over your outfit" I HAVE to use that one some time xD
"North wherever. Oh, we had fun on street and/or in local tavern."
Bando the Furious One of my favorites 😂
I had no idea how many cutscenes I missed out on in my first playthrough
Your Inquisitor is the cutest little thing ever
Kun Repinac*giggles* thank youuuu!! 😍
@@TwitchyDel why do i imagine seras laugh as a giggle? Help
There can be only one according to 'Warden' Blackwall.
1:21
When you have fangirls...
I stole all the beards, and all the power held within. There can be only one.
That whole "...it's a box." scene cracks me up every time.
I especially like the war table missions associated with it. XD
if you don't play through as a funny inquisitor at least once you aren't doing it right.
keny1555 I totally agree! It was so much fun 😂
When the game is approximately 200 hours big, I don't think I have it in me to make another playthrough.
Maybe if I skip all the sidequests.
Sera is hilarious! This video gave me hell of a good laugh. coughWHOSABITCHcough
+Hayden Meow I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching :D
+Hayden Meow
LOL! She certainly is! I find her most hilarious in DAI, which is why I have her as my companion at current.
In Dragon Age 2, for me personally, it was Varric who made me laugh the most.
It's been a while since I remember too much from D.A 2, but I remember having Varric as a companion, and there was something about opening a treasure chest or door that caught some kind of reaction from Varric that always made me laugh. :p. I can't really remember what it was though.
Aaaahhh, always the good times. ;p
"*cough cough* bitch." That was hilarious! I had to play it again and again
I love that Cullen needs to be reminded of the moments.
“You. Me. Alone. Pretty lake!”
Right?? Classic Cullen. 🤷
Your inquisitor is so beautiful
Thanks so much! 😍
+Lael Skeffington :)
+Lael Skeffington that amour a mod?
+Jamie Sutherland I mean the one u see right at the start
+Jamie Sutherland Yeah! It's a retexture of the pj's you wear at skyhold. I linked the mod in the description 😊
Blackwall is honestly a big teddy bear, especially when he's with Sera xD
"There can be only one!"
Blackwall, THIS is a beard... 😂
Did I miss my favourite Dorian line? 'Hope you tried the ham. It tasted of despair. Fascinating.'
hahahha!! Yeah I missed that one!! I'll be sure to put it in the second one. Gotta collect more clips though!!
+Lael Skeffington oh yeaaa. This one was lovely, another one would be amazing! The ''I forgot Fen'Harel.' Solas: 'most people do.'' from Jaws of Hakkon also had me in stitches! Plus, your inquisitor is lovely~
+Alanah Bastiaanse Thank you so much!! 😍 I'm glad you liked it. I'm definitely working on gathering more clips! 😁
ya missed a few things though, like the chargers bringing Iron Bull a birthday gift
Well done on setting the funniest conversations I've heard in years!
Thank you!! Glad you enjoyed it 🥰
Really Need Dragon Age 4 in my life now 😁
Paper_Gangsta17 Oh em geeeee me too. so badly. 😭😭😭😭
Paper_Gangsta17 oh yes I can't wait. 😭
Holy shit, is that how skinny the elf players are?
Elves have very lithe and lanky frames
Alejandro Mendez That's not lithe and lanky, that's "Where do I put my organs?"
Sci-Fly-Guy That's the best I've heard someone describe it xD
Yeah Elfs Look like they havent eat for months :D
"Elves are a lithe pointy eared race who excel at poverty" :D
I love the Highlander reference with Blackwall's, "There can be only one" remark about the beards.
This game was the first to make the player feel like their part of... well inquisition, but if you really got to know the characters, a family. : D That slaughters dragons, cultists and demons.
It weird watching someone else's Inquisitor.
"Everyone look over here, Vivienne needs to pee!" 😂
Hands down, one of the funniest DA videos I've ever watched.
Raven Wow! Thank you SO much!! That means a lot 💖😵
I have spent the last fifteen minutes sitting here absolutely shaking with laughter. You definitely put together some fantastic moments, thank you for making my morning. :D
Raven I'm so happy that you enjoyed it!! 💖
"You can make magic anywhere Solas, ever piss it by accident?" "No...wait....no." god, I love Solas so much!😂
The fact that Solas has to think for a moment if he actually piss magic by accident...
blackwall's highlander reference... what about the quizquisition though?
All these years I haven't heard Blackwall about the beards. XD OMG....soooooo funny! Thanks for the crazy edit. This was good.
BrianneToma You're welcome!! I'm so glad you liked it 😁💖 This game has so many funny moments haha
“Or pomposity” I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THIS BIT
"Elfroot. Do elves just call it root?"
"No, we have another name for it."
"Well that's no fun"
LOL
Loved these! Makes me want to be more daring on my conversation choices my next play through ;)
Wow... I'm gonna have to start questing with Blackwall... He is a a lot funny then I thought
Yeah! I was so surprised by how funny he was. He seems to get more and more interesting the more time you spend with him lol.
Great video. Can't believe this game has so much in it!
Watching this made me realize how funny and awesome this game is, and how much content I'm missing out on. Definitely gonna have to play it more than once
to whatever this is and the hangover its going to give me tomorrow! best toast ever! hahaha xD
the lack of goat judgment upsets me
Hahaha right? 😋
Great video. you missed out on the hilarious sex scene with Iron Bull and everyone waking in to watch
4:37 Cullen is adorable, I will love him forever ;n;
I'm liking and favoriting this video!! Omg I laughed so hard XD amazing video!
😍 Yay!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! Thanks for watching 😁
I LOVE THIS HAHA THE GAME IS SO SERIOUS BUT THE CHARACTERS ARE SO QUIRKY I LOVE LOVE LOVE
also Cullen is a babe, just stating the obvious here.
Mariam Pakbaz Indeed 😉 but I'm glad you liked it!! 😄
3:58-4:00
Said every fangirl ever.
Sera: "Do all Greywardens have beards?"
Blackwall: "No just me. I stole all the beards and all it's power within. There can be only one."
Me: *dies*
This makes me wanna start a new game as a female and romance Cullen.
Well, Shit.
Narayan Miani Hahaha!!! awesome 😂😂
Lael Skeffington By the way, a GREAT Video, I loved it! Laughed so much xD
Narayan Miani Thank you very much!! I'm so glad you enjoyed it 😁💖
This is literally my favorite compilation of DAI
*"No. Just me. I stole all the beards and all the power within. There can be only one."* -Blackwall
*Rotflmfao*
I gotta say - the banter in this game is its finest quality. :D
Oh xD i can´t stop laughing. Sera is so funny :D i love her random talk to the other companions :'D but one of the best "Sera talk" is missing. Take Solas, Cassandra an Sera to your group, when you go the next time to Frostback Basin. After a while, Sera starts talking about the fade and Cassandra join her. The two want to tease Solas.
+Arianith Oh my gosh! Is that the one where they are talking about how the fade is wobbly and stuff? I laughed soooo hard but didn't catch it on video >.< I actually wanted to take all those "the fade is..." comments and put them back to back...it would be amazing haha.
+Lael Skeffington Yeah, exactly. Sera and the wobbly fade :D One of my favorite funny moment. But there are so many funny Moments, especially with Sera. Iron Bull and Sera are funny too. Both think of the craziest plans. (Take Sera on his shoulder and throw her to the enemies, and such absurd things :'D). By the way. Have you ever take iron bull to your first visit in the Frostback Basin? Respectively the first conversation after the video with Scout Harding? If not, do it please. You will not regret it, i swear :D
Are you sleeping with the entire inquisition lmao
Cullen: * does something *
Inquisitor: what
Best relationship in DA:I is with Cullen x"D
07:47 made my day! x'D
I stole all the beards
And all the power held within....there can be only one!
I love your inquisitors hair, and that outfit...beautiful! If the vanilla game had options like those I would have no complaints about this game!
I agree!! it was my main complaint about the game 😕 Aesthetics
The banter in Dragon Age is so good. So much more fun than in other games😄
"Just say what..."
I freaking love the Cullen romance ahh my heart can't handle it
Awww, Cole. Your elbows make lots of people smile!
This was fantastic, thank you. I love all the talking the party does on the road, its why I never ride mounts.
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! thank you. 😍😍 I do love all the banter...they should have had party members on horses so they could still talk 😊
And they want us to believe Veilguard was made with the same compromise and rich story, companions.... truly. Yeah. Ofc. GIVE ME DORIAN PAVUS.