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  • @sophiem6050
    @sophiem6050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4148

    "Did you just grab my....bottom?"
    "I am a weak man"
    omfg

    • @dee2051
      @dee2051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      By the creators my sides hurt from laughing

    • @butitwasmedio
      @butitwasmedio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      WRYYYYYYYY
      (no real purpose, just to confuse everyone)

    • @neilisawesome2333
      @neilisawesome2333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@butitwasmedio
      EVERYONE HIDE! HE'S GONNA DO A ZA WARUDO!

    • @yomamaboyfriendhaha
      @yomamaboyfriendhaha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou bro I'm him

    • @yomamaboyfriendhaha
      @yomamaboyfriendhaha 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou yes

  • @Lorkisen
    @Lorkisen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3922

    Who else retreats from dragons to bring Iron Bull so that we don't hurt his feelings? He is the only character who is appropriately excited to fight them.

    • @cptseagrave1191
      @cptseagrave1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Sera also approves of dragon fighting

    • @AssassinoJaxon
      @AssassinoJaxon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Every. Single. Time.

    • @rebellyanmagic6409
      @rebellyanmagic6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Always. 'Boss, I just want you to know....you're the best ❤'

    • @volgax3646
      @volgax3646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Magus Mxviil I always have Ironbull on my side

    • @imtiyazahmediram8928
      @imtiyazahmediram8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I always take Iron Bull when I go to fight dragons! Just love how happy he gets.

  • @helloyesiammillie
    @helloyesiammillie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2741

    “How did you find Skyhold?”
    “I looked.”
    “Now you sound like Cole.”

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      This would make an *excellent* Mortal Kombat opening dialogue!

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@S117M4sterChief inquisitor, Warden, Hawke or any DAO, DA2 DAI character as a guest in MK would make my day. The Iron Bull would be the best

    • @vroiderantas
      @vroiderantas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@linkholder maybe for old mk. Modern mk just isnt that good. The main problem is story and continuity . They ruin their own characters and retcon em every 5 months.

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@vroiderantasYou ruined it.

    • @vroiderantas
      @vroiderantas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StealthTheFoxz Lmao

  • @BerilleVonBayern
    @BerilleVonBayern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    "If this is the afterlife the Chantry owes me an apology... this looks nothing like the Maker's bosom.."

    • @lingonflickan
      @lingonflickan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      TheScrawlMan i died hahahaha

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣

    • @rustyshackle8000
      @rustyshackle8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      This is why I love sarcastic Hawke.

    • @amberxv4777
      @amberxv4777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is why Hawke is my favorite character

    • @rwolfheart6580
      @rwolfheart6580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I don't like how serious/grumpy Hawke is no matter what their personality (compared to in DA2), but this line for purple Hawke is very in character.

  • @preunique5253
    @preunique5253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    Shepard: We'll Bang , Okay
    Inquisitor: Well ....Shit

    • @bargainbin6162
      @bargainbin6162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pre Unique Well how else would you respond to that?

    • @katniss5052
      @katniss5052 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Made my day xD

    • @lou4416
      @lou4416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A funny cross over

  • @kylacaspersen
    @kylacaspersen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    Blackwall: It's pink.
    Iron Bull: It's. Pretty.
    LOL

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      And thays why i made hime a greaysword made with Dawnstone

    • @ceciliamichel5276
      @ceciliamichel5276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      9:59

    • @scarabee333
      @scarabee333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did that fot the same reason.

    • @iceran9622
      @iceran9622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have him in full pink armor and I didn’t even know he liked the color, that’s just perfect

  • @localinfantkicker
    @localinfantkicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    "Hey Solas, droopy ears says what?"
    "ExCusE mE???" 😭

    • @sandyfyffe6849
      @sandyfyffe6849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That was one of my favorites 😂

    • @ozymandias192
      @ozymandias192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      “Pfffft!”
      “ExCusE mE??”

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ozymandias192 technically it's *fart noises*

    • @hilarytaber6138
      @hilarytaber6138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Anytime Solas says "excuse me" in that tone, I can't help but giggle.

  • @Zultma
    @Zultma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3568

    Here I am, a grown-up man, giggling like a madman because a goat farted and then another goat got thrown at a wall.
    Oh life is glorious.

    • @morganviolet
      @morganviolet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Almost 4 years since this game came out and I never noticed that the first goat farted until I read your comment. This scene was already ridiculous.... now I am laughing all over again.

    • @EsmenettaRien
      @EsmenettaRien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You weren't the only one that did

    • @Highdog_Hobbies
      @Highdog_Hobbies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haha yeah buddy I choked on my cone was funny as fuck

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also lil poop pellet comes out as well

    • @SilentRaven8
      @SilentRaven8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WHAT omg now I’m a giggling fool

  • @cerrenes
    @cerrenes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2908

    lol . never realized how many times the phrase "well...shit" gets uttered in this game.

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      That's wht it's the game's unofficial fan quote.

    • @Yata544
      @Yata544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I've count it...
      The Inquisitor said it 4 times through the game

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Theirs literally a mission titled "Oh, Shit"

    • @Battle_Butterfly_
      @Battle_Butterfly_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      How do you think the players feel 99% of the time xD

    • @JimmyT28
      @JimmyT28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well.... shit.

  • @FadedforFreedom
    @FadedforFreedom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    Dragon Age: Inquisition summary: Well, Shit.

    • @IriaMo
      @IriaMo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      ...you don´t say... XD

    • @AnInsaneOstrich
      @AnInsaneOstrich 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Cullen: here's the Herald, here to speak about our current situation with the whole "Elder One" situation
      Herald: well... shit.

    • @lordnihilus4845
      @lordnihilus4845 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      JolliRoger this conservation has turned to the moronic

    • @NehnBellanaris
      @NehnBellanaris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @JolliRoger You know, they actually say it a few times in Dragon Age 2, as well. I think Varic says it the most.

    • @cdt929gaming
      @cdt929gaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Made even better by the fact there is literally a quest called Well, Shit

  • @Quantari
    @Quantari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    I love Varric's voice actor. "S-so we're saving the world through bullshit now?"

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Quantari I meannn... We've all kinda just been doing that since Origins.
      /Always choose the Sarcastic route. ALWAYS.

    • @brennenmyers3367
      @brennenmyers3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@SessmaruKusanagiGaming I've played Origins and Inquisition but not DA2...but I have become convinced that saving the world through Bullshit is mandatory to be considered a hero in the Dragon Age series.

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@brennenmyers3367 Not gonna lie, Sacrastic Hawke in 2 is by far the best Sarcastic hero in DA games. You should look up the dialogue.

    • @brennenmyers3367
      @brennenmyers3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SessmaruKusanagiGaming I have an Xbox Live gold membership so I was able to get Dragon Age 2 for free today. So I will get to experience Sarcastic Hawke first hand.

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@brennenmyers3367 Yessss! You will LOVE it! It's still a very dark story. The dungeon maps are recycled(literally THE biggest complaint, kind of the only one lol), and Sarcastic Hawke is LIFE.

  • @Elwillyx475
    @Elwillyx475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I like how Dorian constantly points out that the inquisitor is a walking slaughterhouse
    "are you joking? I am surprised you didn't kill someone walking over here"

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    "I was one of the foremost experts in the Kirkwall circl-"
    "Shut. Up."
    When the philosopher of the group doesn't think there is even the slightest merit to your words, best can it.

    • @NeoDanomaru
      @NeoDanomaru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      HOLY COW!!! Go Fen-Solas!!!

    • @nekroncifer9427
      @nekroncifer9427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      NeoDanomaru i see what you did there

    • @Mochi-Rose13
      @Mochi-Rose13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      nice

    • @violetraven8323
      @violetraven8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Plus he was from KIRKWALL- a place of competence and foresight clearly secure from blood mages and psycho Templars.

    • @carsontetric3018
      @carsontetric3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Violet Raven my thoughts exactly.

  • @falsie908
    @falsie908 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    "It's Pink!"
    "It's PRETTY"

    • @lindseyde4303
      @lindseyde4303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      9:55

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One does not argue with great bull-like men I suppose.

  • @Jeriko251
    @Jeriko251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    Solas: "We have fought living men with loves and families, and all that they might have been is gone."
    Iron Bull: "Ya, but they were assholes."

    • @elizamadlener8685
      @elizamadlener8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao 😂😂😂, Favorite comment

    • @CyrixOkami
      @CyrixOkami ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My excuse for why I have to murder hobo everything lol

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Reading this comment after Trespasser, looking at Solas: Suureeeee

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    16:25 Cole mimicing the Inquisitor's accent is hilarious

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So true, its fucking amazing.

    • @mayap_66
      @mayap_66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He imitates Iron Bull too at one point and it’s funny and scary.

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mayap_66 Makes me wish Sidney had imitated people in Grantchester, James Norton is surprisingly good at it.

  • @finmetalwarrior
    @finmetalwarrior 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    "You have to admit, the old "fake your own death, travel through time, rescue your allies" trick is a classic." just might be my favourite line ever.

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes!

    • @Witzke231
      @Witzke231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I mean, that's what the Master does every time they're killed off in _Doctor Who_

    • @zerosimps1011
      @zerosimps1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was scrolling through the comments randomly and stumbled upon this when that scene came

  • @teoteous
    @teoteous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3146

    People who make the games should be allowed to have fun in making the games.

    • @morganviolet
      @morganviolet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Yes! From the designers to the voice actors! Be proud of what you make AND be able to laugh your butt off at times!

    • @magnaesca165
      @magnaesca165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Even at the expense of the quality of the story or other aspects ?

    • @CaffeMochaAngel
      @CaffeMochaAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@magnaesca165 Of course not! A lot of times it adds to the quality. Exhibit A: Dragon Age Inquisition.

    • @madhouse2594
      @madhouse2594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@CaffeMochaAngel And Dragon age: Origins!

    • @CaffeMochaAngel
      @CaffeMochaAngel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@madhouse2594 Of course!

  • @stars-and-clouds
    @stars-and-clouds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    You know your inquisitor is chaotic af when Sera keeps approving of you and Solas doesn't

  • @ellie7200
    @ellie7200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "If this is the afterlife the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the Maker's bosom." Hsjkdhjasbdsjad

    • @Poohzhunny
      @Poohzhunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ellie who says that in the nightmare? It’s Hawke’s armor but looks like Sebastian? Just a custom Hawke? I don’t know how many world states and playthroughs and I’ve never heard this line 😂

    • @brennenmyers3367
      @brennenmyers3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Poohzhunny you need a sarcastic Hawke.

    • @Battle_Butterfly_
      @Battle_Butterfly_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my god right as I read this he said it xD

  • @jimcanterak7349
    @jimcanterak7349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    Sera: Is this true Inquisitor? Do they fit in her underpants?
    Inquisitor: A-
    Cassandra: YOU WILL NOT ANSWER THAT
    Inquisitor: *sadface*

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Well she did reveal that she doesn't wear any...

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Inquisitor: (Whispers) I'll tell you later.

    • @ivanhunter6492
      @ivanhunter6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@CommisarHood Sera *smug face*

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      17:30 (just a time stamp, don’t mind me)

    • @CyrixOkami
      @CyrixOkami ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Little did she know he told Sera later in private cause he didn't want to be punched lol

  • @christianclyne4497
    @christianclyne4497 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    "Well, shit," seems to be a good descriptor of all of the events of this game, DLC included.

    • @supervegito2277
      @supervegito2277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Considering the minor crash+reboot i needed to mentally do after "The Descent" i think youve got a point... i was floored for a good 10 minutes there, without being able to think properly

    • @TheGlassCrow
      @TheGlassCrow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Dragon age: Inquisition "Well, Shit"

    • @mermpydermpy2047
      @mermpydermpy2047 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      supervegito2277 that shit was so annoying I was literally going in circles around the dude for a solid half hour

    • @xander2530
      @xander2530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      or just the dragon age trilogy in general

    • @marcoboscarol2420
      @marcoboscarol2420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nope

  • @lashonda0811
    @lashonda0811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm sorry but Solas geeking out about being in the Fade and Iron Bull saying "Oh yeah this must be a dream come true for your crazy ass" killed me LMAO!!

  • @nambnb
    @nambnb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4092

    Your inquisitor's design fits so well with his snarky comments, I couldn't help but to laugh through the whole thing.

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Same.

    • @arksigma7709
      @arksigma7709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's so perfect.

    • @cleveranonym74
      @cleveranonym74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yes, exactly. I think he did design him literally to that kinda person. Mine was the same but that was accidental xd.

    • @lonelyqueen86
      @lonelyqueen86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      he's very pretty.

    • @SpicyFiur
      @SpicyFiur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To bad there is a limit at how you can customize him. Only few voices and looks. Wished there was more to it. I can spend hours working on the character... did that in the past in BDO though I dropped out of it before the punching dragonlady came out.

  • @crilleedara
    @crilleedara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    "This conversation has taken a turn for the moronic." - Just gotta love Dorian, best character frickin' ever!! xJ

    • @gaaraofthefunk7163
      @gaaraofthefunk7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      crilleedara I don’t know*... I love him, but he reminds me of Zevran a lot lol 😂

  • @chiffmonkey
    @chiffmonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Anything you want to share, Solas?"
    Inquisitor quisiting the right question.

    • @daddy-wan
      @daddy-wan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly

  • @GabbyPlaysGames02
    @GabbyPlaysGames02 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    15:11 I’ve always loved when Cassandra pushes the Inquisitor away, she’s just like “you absolute jackass” lmao

  • @nitehawk86
    @nitehawk86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    "The inquisitor was hilarious."

    • @varric
      @varric 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Dwarven version: "Are all dwarves hilarious, or just Varric and you?".

    • @loganwynn2337
      @loganwynn2337 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      nitehawk86 "the Inquisitor was a *funny* Qunari"

    • @tavoknaza7086
      @tavoknaza7086 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Pure Gamer Q Name one bioware character that funnier then hawke. Rhetorical question you can't.

    • @deathrooster14
      @deathrooster14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ryder.

    • @MrAlittleofeverythin
      @MrAlittleofeverythin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      deathrooster14 worm

  • @marcuspassi9599
    @marcuspassi9599 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    "her ladyship Mai Bhalsych of Korse"..........BWAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

    • @mmares1107
      @mmares1107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      marcuspassi I just got it when he said it aloud. xD

    • @lindseyde4303
      @lindseyde4303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 5 YEARS OMF

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      STILL FUNNY. 11/10 Sweet Antraste's Tits. I miss/love Sera and her shenanigans.

    • @blackheartthedarklord6428
      @blackheartthedarklord6428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omg, I laughed so hard!

    • @umphreak9999
      @umphreak9999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i always do a second playthrough of the good bioware games as a woman and it was always a bit weird...but Sera's romance alone made it so much better than my male playthrough, she may be my fav bioware companion

  • @allisonbilbey1948
    @allisonbilbey1948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    “We discovered this man attacking. The building. With a.. goat” idk why that’s my favorite part

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Perhaps the very fact he catapulted goats *AT* the building

  • @Tenareful
    @Tenareful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    One of my fave lines is when Dorian yells 'I'm too pretty to die' mid fight

  • @LadyPhoenix7777
    @LadyPhoenix7777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    "No pants friday is a cause" *raises hand* I volunteer, Iron Bull!

  • @nitehawk86
    @nitehawk86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    28:27 I love that one of the spiders is named "Ironically, Spiders."

    • @centristcommisar7828
      @centristcommisar7828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How very Elcor of BioWare to make such a title!

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I admit I paused for a while to see if my game's glitched.

  • @sashacampbell3513
    @sashacampbell3513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Sera's glee about Qunari women makes me want to start a female Qunari character just for the adorable romance potential

    • @trevorburke8660
      @trevorburke8660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      It actually has a strong impact on her romance. Almost all of the "Sera approves" options get increased returns if you're a female qunari (and some times dwarf), especially the romance options. And her introduction scene when youre a female qunari is changed a bit, not muhc, just a couple lines, but its still great.

    • @EliseDaSnareChick
      @EliseDaSnareChick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@trevorburke8660 Damn, and I had to make my first character a human...if I could switch my 1st character with my 2nd character...
      Either way, I love Sera! I call her my little "Spitfire!" Iron Bull's kick-ass too! I'm going to try to get together with Blackwell my 3rd playthrough!

    • @Yharam1066
      @Yharam1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Do it. Three years later, do it.

    • @Snapfantasy
      @Snapfantasy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sooo, you do it?

    • @renaissancenerd3801
      @renaissancenerd3801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've played as a female qunari mage every time I've played this game so far, and her reactions are pure gold

  • @keithtoney1871
    @keithtoney1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Ill never understand why people hate the companions talking to each other? Theres so many amazing lines.

  • @darkdesigns
    @darkdesigns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    24:12 if you romance Iron Bull this one gets even better. He asks if he can borrow Cassandra's armor so that the Inquisitor could dress up as her one night while they're having sex. Cassandra says 'absolutely not' and Iron Bull offers to clean the armor after they're done with it. XD

    • @NehnBellanaris
      @NehnBellanaris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol

    • @danim1442
      @danim1442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      He asked her that? Ballsy. Did he forget how she knocked the winds out of him with a stick after the battle at Adamant Fortress? :D

    • @darkdesigns
      @darkdesigns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Bull likes it rough, though, remember? ;)

    • @shotgunshells2
      @shotgunshells2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Yeah, getting smacked around with a club like that is probably Qunari foreplay.

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      shotgunshells2 Well, he DID seem to feel a lot better after that ragegasm.

  • @abihamati1458
    @abihamati1458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    okay that moment between Cassandra and your inquisitor where he is reciting something corny in a book and she playfully pushed him made me ship them so hard.

    • @Goldendroid
      @Goldendroid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Well that is the scene literally just before they have sex.

    • @abihamati1458
      @abihamati1458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Holy hell, I lowkey think about your Inquisitor and Cassandra a lot, I ship them so hard. Awesome job on the video, by the way!

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      thanks! that's so sweet :D this is my canon inquisitor so she's my canon plus my favorite romance and i ship them really hard too lol

    • @abihamati1458
      @abihamati1458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL If you posted a video just on their entire romance I swear I would watch the shit out of it.

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Funny thing is i was actually gonna upload that a couple months ago but i forgot about it lol

  • @Spikkle
    @Spikkle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "I was one of the foremost experts in the Kirkwall circle-"
    "Shut. Up."
    Love the way Solas said that xD

    • @cowgod1945
      @cowgod1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Less funny and more sad and tragic

    • @varric
      @varric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The more hilarious is the words "foremost experts in the Kirkwall Circle...". Yeah, expert in blood magic.

    • @user-yk9kh3xu5s
      @user-yk9kh3xu5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's strange because I could swear whenever I do that quest Solas sounds differently saying it. Like quiet, curt and menacing.

    • @fierytigergaming8112
      @fierytigergaming8112 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-yk9kh3xu5s Guess it depends on your friendship level?

    • @user-yk9kh3xu5s
      @user-yk9kh3xu5s ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fierytigergaming8112 I don't think I ever ended up on bad terms with him.

  • @SgtPrice1000
    @SgtPrice1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "So we're saving the world through bullshit now?" Yet another summary of this game in a nutshell 😂😂😂

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isn’t that the summary of the entire Dragon Age Saga?

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bioware games on the nutshell.

  • @wanderingjaybird2671
    @wanderingjaybird2671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Oh man, the Inquisitor's lines in a british accent are just spectacular

    • @mduckernz
      @mduckernz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jay F-E British is perfect for sass :D

    • @teaartist6455
      @teaartist6455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@mduckernz It's perfect for everything.
      Especially for sarcastic comments and the like, but don't underestimate the power of some very sexually charged British bantering.
      Or adorable British collaboration.
      Really, British anything is great.

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Fizz I mean everyone does wish America doesn't exist but saying that all of colonialism is bad is a stretch

    • @jessieg58
      @jessieg58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Alucard-gt1zf I think Africa would disagree with you there friend

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jessieg58 because turning tribal nomads into people who live in city's was so bad

  • @serot0nergic
    @serot0nergic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "I see all that time on your own has given you a firm grip."

    • @Loxias1989
      @Loxias1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😏😏😏😏 you bet it has 😏😏😏

    • @Matthy63
      @Matthy63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I did a double take when I heard that line in my own playthrough

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't help but bust out laughing at that one

  • @ayamehounslow4350
    @ayamehounslow4350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "You're starting to not sound completely crazy" "I know, scary innit?"
    Made my day

  • @Daniel-gz1nf
    @Daniel-gz1nf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Is this because i called you a Halla-rider? Those Halla are damn majestic beasts!"

  • @esiwl
    @esiwl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Half of the fun comes from how good the voice acting is tbqh

    • @aleksandrapawlak5466
      @aleksandrapawlak5466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right? Female inqustiror’s voice is so serious its not that funny

  • @tafariboy08
    @tafariboy08 8 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    4:35 Sky Watchter: "Preposterous is what you wore to a bog Orlesian" LOL sick Burn

    • @varric
      @varric 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sky Watcher needs a medal for that.

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@varric He ends up getting special awards if you send him on a diplomatic mission to stone-bear hold :P.

    • @rustyshackle8000
      @rustyshackle8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hearing people roast Vivienne is my new religion.

    • @koldraiynedownskayle5744
      @koldraiynedownskayle5744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skywatcher slinging that rod for diplomacy.

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I want my Magister license now.
    *MWEHEHEHEHEEHRREHRHREHRHR*

    • @JD-pu7xq
      @JD-pu7xq ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's get this comment to the top! Its EPIC😂

  • @redmasquerade13
    @redmasquerade13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This Inquisitor is so attractive I’d do a marathon in the Fade for some attention from him. Dayum.

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol how did I not see this comment that's hilarious😂😂😂 and thanks :)

  • @lethal_dragon1690
    @lethal_dragon1690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    "It's pink." "It's pretty!"

  • @RoseKoneko
    @RoseKoneko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    It doesn't matter how many times I see it, or what mood I'm in, I giggle like a child when they show him "smacking my holdings" with goats.

  • @Doc_Aspy
    @Doc_Aspy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Well...shit." that's it. That sums up the entire series.

  • @Shay-vw6qq
    @Shay-vw6qq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    how i wish your inquisitor was in everyone's game. either as a brother or someone close to the inquisitor. hes so amazing XD

  • @abbyc9924
    @abbyc9924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Someone please make a "Well...shit" compilation

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s pretty much a catchphrase in this game.

    • @randomguy-fr2qn
      @randomguy-fr2qn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or maybe a well shit shirt?

  • @crystaldragon6408
    @crystaldragon6408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    no pants Friday is a cause

    • @Tokkoking
      @Tokkoking 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I'll die for that cause

  • @lionguy4107
    @lionguy4107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW HE HAD DUTCHESS FLORIENNE'S SKULL SENTENCED TO _THEATER_

    • @vexile12
      @vexile12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats pretty average really

  • @TarotMage
    @TarotMage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "At this point you're making wine." XD
    A moment of silence for the BioWare of days gone by. We shall not see the likes of them ever again.

    • @bethkrager6529
      @bethkrager6529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And now their watch has ended.

    • @boru1982
      @boru1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In fairness, it ended well before this game. Some of us still have nightmares about DA2.

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@boru1982 Hey Sassy Hawke was an absolute treasure.

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This moment was actually one reason why Sera is my least favorite party member. She literally kicked that guy to death for no reason.

    • @gzapray7203
      @gzapray7203 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DeltaSilver88 What? Harmond's a jackass. She has every reason to get mad at him. Didn't you even try to investigate?

  • @jamiegweneth1325
    @jamiegweneth1325 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    I'm seriously crushing on your Inquisitor, he's so freaking beautiful and his gapped teeth are super cute!

    • @JJDani
      @JJDani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      aww thanks :) and yeah their one of my favorite things about him.

    • @ozzycorrales8862
      @ozzycorrales8862 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Please make a creation vid on your Inquisitor, he's literally the best elf I've ever seen.

    • @theawkwardskeleton6608
      @theawkwardskeleton6608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He reminds me of Khalessis brother

    • @williamholton9611
      @williamholton9611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      im seriously crushing on you Jamie haha

    • @thewelshcomedian
      @thewelshcomedian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      smooth operator ^^^

  • @lostwitchu
    @lostwitchu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I'd follow THIS Inquisitor.

  • @BCMGameplays
    @BCMGameplays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Sera, Iron Bull and Dorian seem to be the funniest party going

    • @steel58836
      @steel58836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If we could have another extra party member, I'd put in Varrick

    • @RegisTheDm
      @RegisTheDm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Its team The Big Gayyy

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My main party was actually Dorian, Varric and Iron Bull. The snark never ended.

  • @Battle_Butterfly_
    @Battle_Butterfly_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Please tell me there’s more to your suspicion than ‘the elves were acting dodgy’.”
    My playthrough with my Lavellan Mage girl in a nutshell xD

  • @hyuutsuACE
    @hyuutsuACE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "The Inquisitor was hilarious."

  • @Killerica5
    @Killerica5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    Well...shit...

    • @andrejones8834
      @andrejones8834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Killerica5 i wonder how many times that's a dialogue option.

    • @joelentian9342
      @joelentian9342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      As many times as Shepard in mass effect says "I should go"

  • @momoshinkai422
    @momoshinkai422 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    oh i love your inquisitor hahaha! Not just by the looks. but the hilarious and sarcastic attitude is cute

  • @MaxMarxYT
    @MaxMarxYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You killed my idiot son" Lmaooooo like he didn't even care

  • @jeffreywoods6613
    @jeffreywoods6613 8 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Well...shit. My new response to everything

  • @drewskerdu6336
    @drewskerdu6336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I like the idea that the inquisitor has no idea what he/she's doing and is just making it up as they go along.

  • @fadlihakim5779
    @fadlihakim5779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:46
    "what are you going to offer in exchange?"
    "Nothing at all. I'mma take your mages and leave."
    Can't stop laughing to it🤣🤣🤣

  • @MisterFahrenheit
    @MisterFahrenheit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "May I bring an ensemble of fine cheeses for you can your guests?"
    Cole: "I don't eat..."
    "..."

  • @TeshnosFire
    @TeshnosFire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    4:35 That's a sick burn from an entirely unexpected source.

  • @truesoprano2152
    @truesoprano2152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    7:03 when I got that conversation in my game I thought Solas was making that sound for a second.

    • @MorganArizona
      @MorganArizona 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The first time I got that conversation, I was looking through an ocularum. The whole thing echoed and I think I split a side

    • @NehnBellanaris
      @NehnBellanaris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

  • @josephmoore5422
    @josephmoore5422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Ya so Bull getting excited everytime you run into a Dragon makes me love the game more. Bull getting excited abput anything dangerous is refreshing. It makes immanent death more.....exciting.

  • @JollyWanker
    @JollyWanker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Cullen: _Did... did you just grab my bottom???_
    Orlesian fella: *I'm a weak man*
    I'M FUCKING DECEASED 💀💀

  • @TheDarkenangel91
    @TheDarkenangel91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Titsicles? oh sweet andraste thats brilliant! XD
    I need to play this game!

    • @sanablue
      @sanablue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DO IT!! :< It's the best! (there are even more funny moments, these are just a few of them)

    • @TheDarkenangel91
      @TheDarkenangel91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So far my most favorite characters are iron bull dorian and sera there so funny!

    • @sanablue
      @sanablue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alone under the stars forever Same here! love them! actually i like them all...even Vivienne...a little bit. ^^ But its always hard to choose who your inquisitor should be dating. Cause Dorian is cute af but if Inky romances him, there will be no Adoribull :< aah...decisions are hard.

    • @TheDarkenangel91
      @TheDarkenangel91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just ordered the game I can't wait! He is adorable, Why not both? 😋

    • @wilfredbalmores8440
      @wilfredbalmores8440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this game is awesome.. pity you cant romance all of them and have like a confrontation like a soap :D

  • @SeinenGuy
    @SeinenGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4 Years from now, and still come to this video for a good laugh lmao.

  • @GoldRaptor00
    @GoldRaptor00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "I'm a great boss. I'm a firm believer in no pants Fridays."
    "I'd rather fight for a cause."
    "no pants Fridays _is_ a cause!"
    what the fuck is this game

  • @TheTARDISblue1
    @TheTARDISblue1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    oh my g od is this real dialogue???? ur inquisitor's sass levels are off the charts

    • @AeschylusShepherd
      @AeschylusShepherd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      TheTARDISblue1 yes this is actual dialogue in the game

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      TheTARDISblue1 It's option 2. The "Sarcastic Route" of the beloved DA games. Sarcastic route is best route. ALWAYSSSS..

  • @Eydrial
    @Eydrial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I'm really betting on Harding being on DA4, and Dorian with long hair and a full beard

    • @kelseyrobinson1917
      @kelseyrobinson1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      if she's not i'm gonna lose it. She should definitely be a rogue companion if they go with the "3 companions of each class" thing.

    • @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou
      @ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omfg he'd look AMAZING

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm honestly hoping we get to help Dorian and Maevaris with their little "fixing the Magisterium" scheme.

  • @TheGreatThialia
    @TheGreatThialia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:05 "so we're saving the world through bullshit now?" Best line all game.

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    28:44
    Never diss Cassandra when she's hitting you with a stick...NEVER.

  • @sofer2230
    @sofer2230 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    21:02 I love Cassandra's expression.
    She *read* the book. She *knows* it's coming.

  • @luxerya9779
    @luxerya9779 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Note to self: When the Iron Bull says something is pretty, its pretty. Even if its pink. :D

  • @barelyuseful_bucket9948
    @barelyuseful_bucket9948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “At least let me finish my wine, because this-“
    “~Because this is an excellent ghislain and I do not want it ruined~”
    I LOVE COLE MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

  • @BorreloadMJ
    @BorreloadMJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I'm a little upset you didn't include a moment during Josephine's romance.
    You have a duel with lord otranto for her hand in marriage then she shows up
    Josephine - Why do this?
    Inquisitor - because I love you
    Josephine - you... you do?
    Otranto- He does!?

  • @noobalicious2607
    @noobalicious2607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    iron bull is right no pants fridays is definitely a cause worth fighting for.

  • @winst7765
    @winst7765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "Now what was the point of that?"
    -cockshot-
    "0w!"

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, Winston, droopy-ears-says-what?

    • @hrafni
      @hrafni 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      only me who cant watch sera kill harmond, at all? feel bad for him no matter what he's done. he's naughty, it's wonderful.

    • @TarotMage
      @TarotMage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If your Inquisitor takes the Noble conversation option as a perk, you can take Harmond's lands for the Inquisition instead of killing him. Sera will approve of this since you've effectively knocked the noble down a notch.

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TarotMage But then there wouldn't be any Bloodwine for the VICTORY BANQUET.

  • @AnimeAmimatorMizore
    @AnimeAmimatorMizore 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Came here after playing BG3; their party banter is pretty funny, but nothing tops the hilarious insanity of Dragon Age party banter.

  • @squiidly818
    @squiidly818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I always come back to this series, From Origins to Inquisition, these games make me ugly cry and laugh so hard I cry. Dragon Age will always be my favorite game to just run back to

  • @Death_By_Karma
    @Death_By_Karma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    i kinda wish you're character was a companion would have been fun to have him along

  • @brendonfulgencio8173
    @brendonfulgencio8173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    mai balsyche of kourse
    *sera giggles*

  • @lillibattenberg2726
    @lillibattenberg2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    24:37 Inquisi-butt? Sorry, missed opportunity there Bull. Coulda said "Inquisitush."

  • @Shft-T4b
    @Shft-T4b 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "This conversation has just taken a turn for the moronic."
    Just described the internet.

  • @HaloofCurls
    @HaloofCurls 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "So we're saving the world through bullshit now?" Varric Tethras, everybody!

  •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    So for the first time I get to see an actually hot AF male elf

    • @starcrying6441
      @starcrying6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      XD bioware fucked it up elves are supposed to be the most beautiful race they made them ugly lol

    • @matthewgaviola8885
      @matthewgaviola8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Akasima 8 But thanks to mods, and TH-camrs like fluffyninjalama, pretty player characters is possible.

    • @rosaliejonathan6539
      @rosaliejonathan6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@starcrying6441 Zevran in Origins was gorgeous, though. In DA 2... Not so much.

    • @kenaicozry-gallant5217
      @kenaicozry-gallant5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is Solas erasure

    • @XStoneColdFoxX
      @XStoneColdFoxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not gonna lie, I'm kind of crushing on him lol

  • @veshialles
    @veshialles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    12:12 "We know it's not going to work right? It never just works." -Todd Howard at BE3 2018

  • @Alteroxx954
    @Alteroxx954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bruh your character fits the sarcastic personality so perfectly

  • @lukesguywalker
    @lukesguywalker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Holy shit your Inquisitor is such a cutie.

  • @tomacrux334
    @tomacrux334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That Avvar just made me love him even more after dropping the mic on Vivienne.

  • @NinaAngelix
    @NinaAngelix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'm obsessed with your inquisitor! I love the gapped teeth (tooth?). Absolutely love him. I've seen these videos so much I memorized the sequence of the dialogues!

  • @aleksandra553
    @aleksandra553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just spent 30min trying to find this video as I've watched it a while ago and starting a new walkthrough again and reminded myself of how much I ADORE the design of your Inquisitor. Chefs kiss. I'd smooch. 10/10.

  • @Fulphilment
    @Fulphilment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The editing and sense of timing is outstanding!

  • @mirandasummerset
    @mirandasummerset 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They look like Targaryans 😍