I tamed a falcon.

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Schlatt talks about the time he tamed a falcon.
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Let's be real fellas. The only reason I made this video was to meet a contractual deadline with Youtooz to sell marketable plushies. You should buy one to get back at me, that would be funny lol. Schlatt talks about the time Schlatt and ConnorEatsPants do business in Austin, Texas. They meet Mizkif and Maya, the most confusing couple on the planet. Schlatt flys a falcon named Orion. They also met Andrea Botez and Alex Botez there, which is a story for another time (maybe when I have another deadline to meet). Falcons wear hoods apparently. Buy the plushie.

[@jschlattLIVE]

I MADE THIS VIDEO JUST TO SELL PLUSHIES GOGOGOGO youtooz.com/collections/jschlatt

[@spacedominator7163]

Lord schlatt i did everything you asked for ayyyy

[@twslug]

hi schlagg

[@iicxrlaquittingarc19]

GOES

[@konpeki2037]

A

[@Soot_Hole]

What a marketing genius

[@benjaminwu2221]

Shlatt: *laughing at big falcon wearing hat*
Falcon: *laughing at big human wearing hat*

[@There_is_a_duck_in_my_home]

This seems like a reasonable Jschlatt thing to do...

[@ItsCynni]

Dude, I have wanted a falcon for ages

[@MB-po2or]

@SHOOTER GAMER no

[@Dovleyartist]

@SHOOTER GAMER my mom said that you should shut

[@chaechae242]

@SHOOTER GAMER how did you get a mom

[@obamavevo1551]

@@Dovleyartist agreed

[@bigmuffin05]

Shlatt: **has prehistoric killer bird on his arm that’s able to break human bones with ease**
Shlatt: funni hat

[@Deadass271]

“Break human bones with ease”
Let’s see that thing break my bones when it’s the size of my forearm and the weight of a plush.

[@bobnotbob6668]

@@Deadass271 You would be surprised the gauntlet you where while handling raptors is just for their comfort at any point you could have a talon come through your forearm or hand.

[@givemeanameiwillhate9525]

@@cu_t actually no, you would try to get it off first, not punch it. That is what many people do when they are attacked, try to get it off then attack it

[@yungjit5549]

@@bobnotbob6668 The gauntlet also helps the bird's talons not scratch you. Scratch not stab, but a falcon of that size wouldn't hurt you that easily.

[@givemeanameiwillhate9525]

@@yungjit5549 turn that falcon to the size of a huskey and you're fucked

[@sarcastic7432]

“Birds have the hat and humans have the *cocks gun* glock 17” that is going to be my favorite quote from anyone

[@theonewhooofedyou6320]

Why
Do
We
Have
To
Know
?

[@bigj5296]

@@theonewhooofedyou6320 IDK
Why
Do
We
Have
To
Know

[@backan7404]

Time

[@sarcastic7432]

You don’t have to know you just decided to read this comment

[@Rat_Urine]

... so he has a gun-

[@lemonbuggy871]

“animal that won’t crush your entire skeletal system”: pulls out a ram

[@chickenbokernot2598]

first reply on popular comment

[@softcover2871]

@@chickenbokernot2598 congrats!

[@its3amsleep]

@@chickenbokernot2598 woo congratulations sure

[@luvinescent]

@@chickenbokernot2598 congrats!

[@redmist6630]

@@chickenbokernot2598 well done, cared

[@madoka7074]

Jschlatt in a couple of days: “thinking about hats.”

[@sammywammycs]

i appreciate ur profile picture so damn much

[@pavlestojanovic9631]

hoods*

[@Ass-uq3sz]

Richtofen

[@PauaP]

I hope he's thinking about me.

[@tsukr28]

can’t wait until he gets bored of hats and starts selling flamethrowers

[@eliserose5985]

“Cats have that thing on their neck”
“Falcons have the hat”
“And humans have the Glock-17, it’s easy!”

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

4:06

[@spoodles--6721]

Jschlatt: I love birds!
1 minute later Jschlatt: I don’t give a shit about the bird, I just wanted to know about the hat

[@MeatKisser]

Once he tames a bald eagle, there's no stopping the American powerhouse

[@magnadelusor4249]

Schlatt 2020

[@Alvaro-so9iu]

He will train the eagle to dive bomb British people only

[@overrated2875]

@@Alvaro-so9iu hahaha

[@depressedteadepressoespres186]

@@Alvaro-so9iu *British “people”

[@emilyhaworth895]

aren’t they extinct

[@LockwoodTheScientist]

Wilbur: Posts how schlatt is a drunk tyrant
Schlatt: b i r d s .

[@wow-rs2kn]

that's rp my g

[@slop4308]

Dream smp 3head

[@InternetLegends-fe6ty]

Did he really?

[@emo528]

Schlatt: **Sees a bird who has power to gauge out everyones eyes**
Also Schlatt: f u n n i h a t :>

[@BobbyJones-ix8by]

“Cats have that *thing* on their neck,”
“Falcons have the hat,”
“And humans have the Glock-17, it’s easy.”
- J-Schlatt 2020

[@hj2479]

Wait until he sees big cats having the same thing, a massive tiger goes to sleep because neck massage. Obviously, it's an evolutionary advantage.

[@victorhugohirota5149]

@@hj2479 It can sleep for eternety if you put a liiiiiittle bit more of a force on it's neck. Good luck trying though. . . please don't try it.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

@@victorhugohirota5149 🤨

[@wolfskip7763]

Falcons: *specially evolved to be top tier predators*
Humans: h a t

[@nbrownie08]

no comments? let’s change that :>

[@lizzy4013]

Haha funny bar go brrr

[@di5963]

Humans have this thing that when you just crack their neck they won't be able to move anymore, works everytime

[@miruhbelle]

hm i’ll make sure to give that a try! thanks for the input!!🙏🙏✝️

[@tadstrange1465]

I don't believe you

[@buster3698]

Gonna have to test that brb

[@misscarmex1602]

You're right! My sister stopped moving, thanks for the cool trick.

[@buster3698]

It works

[@FCGaming-en5fh]

“Cats have that thing on their neck”
“Falcons have the hat”
“And humans have the Glock-17
"Jschlatt 2020"

[@char_mander135]

"selling for a very limited time"
YEAH LIKE 3 FUCKING MINUTES

[@azolti]

FR THEY SOLD OUT IN LIKE 5 MINUTES

[@CaptainzScourge]

3 minutes? you mean less than 60 seconds my friend.

[@jdwolf2342]

The 1 ft plush sold out in 5 mins and the 2ft plush sold out in 2 mins idk about the rest but it was all gone within 10 mins

[@callmepineappletv7697]

They sold out immediately lol i was there at release time and at 3:01 the ram plushie sold out. Am sad

[@Cowboythepirate]

I was in check out i messed up on my card info because i’m dyslexic i retype it and by the time i click check out they said I couldn’t they’re sold out.

[@smile--]

Schlatt: "You know me"
Falcon: "I don't know you"
Schlatt: " _You know me_ "
Falcon: "Ok lol"

[@eggwet8767]

Is that rock lees head with giornos body?

[@Red-ux2ff]

th-cam.com/video/7CSvRJh5iv0/w-d-xo.html

[@borb7391]

"and humans have the Glock 17 easy"
American words right there

[@dylo7564]

I think schlatt hates himself for going to his house.
MIZKIF POOPS STANDING UP WHAT THE SHI---

[@Leo-en6ed]

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

[@burgerkingdoge7077]

Jshclatt when there’s a falcon: I sleep
Jshclatt when the falcon has a hat: REAL SHI-

[@dxth8483]

Bird with the hat on him

[@Beelover9000]

?

[@willj519]

*schleep

[@dxth8483]

schitt*

[@blurned4221]

Yea

[@tfxgodly368]

Okay but who wouldn’t click on this title lol

[@supercat2087]

Stfu

[@supercat2087]

@SHOOTER GAMER stfu

[@miarose5146]

@SHOOTER GAMER I heard this lie a lot of times

[@chaechae242]

@SHOOTER GAMER you don’t have a mom

[@slop4308]

@SHOOTER GAMER stfu no one is falling for it

[@mythicalcreaturebeliever7613]

"You know, just pump one or two shots into someone, and all of a sudden, they're not stressed anymore!"
I feel compelled to follow this man

[@valerietaft9831]

"Cats have that thing on their neck, Falcons have the hat, and humans have the Glock 17."
*wise words.*

[@deadz3795]

“The falcon is wearing a hat” never thought I would hear that ever

[@thesporiorgogbord8063]

I can control the like if I want it 69 or 70

[@boopbopbamb9799]

bird with the hat on him

[@tumblingartist]

Only on Schlatt’s channel

[@khaledal-mulfi1191]

@Reapen8270 Gaming shhh...its a hat dont talk about it.

[@eavn9684]

This has too few replies for the number of likes.

[@miketibbits8899]

everyone when they see the title:
“of course he did”

[@catolowhey5964]

yea he did cheat ye

[@soap5648]

But of course

[@KM13760]

My exact thought.

[@qazisgone7292]

@@catolowhey5964 wdym

[@rue-bee9916]

I didn’t think too question it

[@myclutteredmess2271]

“I don’t know how he functions” HE FUNCTIONS STANDING UP

[@lemonsplash6407]

"Cats have a thing around their neck"
"Birds have a hat"
"And humans have a glock 17, its easy!" -Jschlatt, 2021

[@jojojojojojo4687]

Those plushies sold out in like 5 minutes. Worst day of my life.

[@oj3899]

I managed to get one :)

[@youremyclarity]

@@oj3899 i managed to get 2 :))

[@cerealb4mlk]

@@youremyclarity I managed to get 0 :D

[@oj3899]

@@youremyclarity i got the 1ft pillow one

[@Shimmer_link]

So bull

[@finder_]

fun fact: jschlatt doesn't have blood, he just has testosterone

[@Ghostel224]

Fun fact*

[@johnnymitchellcollier]

another fun fact: all of his bodily fluids are just replaced with testosterone. every single fluid. its all testosterone

[@crusade3802]

He also has a Glock 17

[@finder_]

@@Ghostel224 my sincerest apologies

[@zurog7742]

@@johnnymitchellcollier there’s no blood or water. it’s just ALL testosterone. every. last. drop.

[@dathammer101]

Got so high and literally read the title "I tanned a falcon".
It's still a W

[@ducky_dom9065]

Under-rated comment

[@_mystified_]

2:23 "maybe if i walk backwards it will get away from me!"

[@kayleigharnold]

When people think Americans, they think you

[@lobsterlobstershoenice641]

And cry baby beta liberals

[@averysmith7004]

Wah wah don't like it go away

[@kayleigharnold]

@@averysmith7004 ?? I wasn’t complaining like I’m here for it, I was literally just stating something....

[@whale_inc9646]

@@kayleigharnold i think it was a joke

[@kotgmarshal]

Hey, I'm okay with that.

[@MantisM1]

Jschlatt: **gets cancelled on Twitter multiple times**
Also Schlatt: B i r d h a t

[@elephant5115]

😂

[@jaysefgames1155]

If you make twitter mad you're doing something right

[@MantisM1]

@@jaysefgames1155 amen.

[@fishingfan8357]

Ghlatt

[@boopbopbamb9799]

bird with the hat on him

[@hazzesanimations8212]

0:22 "I know streamers tend to be a bit *EHDEHDEHDEHDEH"*
"...weird."

[@E-Jays]

just a bit, ya know just a *tiny* bit

[@bread64]

Jschlatt with a falcon is the most American thing ever

[@b0rn_confused841]

"cats have the neck thing"
"falcons have the hat"
"and humans have the glock 17"
I mean he's not wrong-

[@jsc1jake512]

I have a bad feeling about why you put that minus sign thing at the end of that sentence

[@b0rn_confused841]

@@jsc1jake512 pfft nah, it's just a symbol to show I'm cutting myself off in a sort of like laughter type way-

[@nikstil]

@@b0rn_confused841 or getting sho-

[@jameshille9075]

The best part is when he says "if you want to give it a shot, give me a ring lol

[@b0rn_confused841]

@@nikstil you rig-

[@Mortal_Tezer]

Lil' hat on lil' dino, we're safe boys

[@rakura4892]

Watch this comment get thousands of likes because your verified.

[@chaechae242]

Ayo wtf how you here bro bruh leave me alone dawg

[@imverygay8709]

ok mr verified

[@aw2m]

Lil’ hat on lil’ dino on lil’ leaves, we’re safe boys

[@account42]

yes

[@ButtermilkBunny]

My grandpa and i do falconry, which is where you hunt with falcons, and it's honestly really fun and all of my birds have been such sweethearts. This video gives me mass amounts of Seretonin and nostalgia for all of the times i've had falcons.

[@jadenking822]

That's awesome! I want to get into it soon because my dad does it too. What birds do you have?

[@jacee.w]

3:57 got me wheezing but currently while typing this comment, I have no emotion on my face.

[@brickfizz7565]

Guess what Schlatt, they all sold out in 8 minutes.

[@soggy_t0ast684]

Let’s pray that the price gougers are easy on our wallets

[@alex_gaming3827]

So true

[@Jordainthere]

Stay maddddd I got 4

[@kelceym7695]

i literally wanted one so bad

[@pokemonsterblue2152]

Nooooo

[@jacobgutierrez864]

Jschlatt at 0:47: “I like birds!”
*Flashback to the Lunchclub podcast when Jschlatt choose to be bitten my thousands of snakes rather than being a bird*

[@dcgumbrecht]

I desperately need the lunch club podcast back 😂

[@121Film]

Samoan Splash!

[@zoim4131]

It was cause he didnt want to be a pidgeon

[@maiden1471]

4:48
That aged wonderfully

[@thereliver8445]

“And Humans Have the Glock 17.” 😂😂😂😂

[@therealslmccl]

We all know Schlatt only made this to promote his plushies.
Edit: FUCK THE SOLD OUT

[@dragonanimeart2019]

@SHOOTER GAMER stfu

[@terribleplayerWT]

@SHOOTER GAMER stop 👏 self 👏 promoting 👏

[@NatalieO2004]

They are all sold out

[@Local--Idiot]

Yeah too bad he didn't make a Comment saying that this Video was made to Promote Plushies

[@justaphonewithinternetacce7729]

@SHOOTER GAMER how about 7500 dislikes?

[@sheraprincessoflesbians3037]

Jschlatts whole entire brand is honestly just being american

[@kurtislachance9958]

@SHOOTER GAMER no

[@beans3515]

@SHOOTER GAMER no

[@spacedominator7163]

@SHOOTER GAMER no

[@willh9187]

*from new york

[@7evenproductions271]

@SHOOTER GAMER N O

[@pixel8982]

jschlatt has made the advancement "best friends forever"

[@whitleyanne5443]

why do i love his voice so much

[@beachai5477]

"he did, he did cheat in minecraft"
uh oh i hear the stampede of a thousand dream stans

[@jpeglang]

Im glad me and schlatt are on the same page

[@saarcasm2287]

I’m a fan of dream but I found this hilarious because I like Jschlatt as a content creator and he’s funny

[@marceldabek5343]

i remember when on stream he denied it...

[@noonedream9333]

This dude’s whitelist on the dream smp is a revolving door

[@emangaming5557]

@@noonedream9333 lol

[@malnooire]

y'all say that the perfect American Heterosexual Christian male doesn't exist, explain this then.

[@ralphthompson9033]

Facts

[@johnosburn6814]

*insert gayschlatt meme*

[@xxstellastarlightxx9284]

👏

[@kapteneskil8057]

idk if the heterosexual part is that accurate

[@nichy7734]

@@kapteneskil8057 👀🤫

[@jadenking822]

If anyone is wondering, I'm pretty sure that the falcon is a gyrfalcon. Also, the thing that the threw around is called a lure. It's essentially leather that it's made to look like a small bird of prey. The falconer then straps meat to the lure and thats supposed to help train the bird. The nylon rope is also there to prevent them from running away in early stages of training. Once falcons are trained, people take them hunting and don't have to use the nylon. My dad's a falconer so I might know a thing or two.

[@yanni42069]

Whos here after he's moving to Austin, Texas now. Looks like they will be close neighbors 😂

[@elizabeth3506]

i’ve never seen Schlatt so incredibly passionate about a hat before, let alone a hat on a bird

[@Lulu_Lime]

I don't think he's ever been so passionate about anything

[@tumblingartist]

I mean, it’s a _hat_ on a _falcon_

[@panda-ec5hg]

“Yeah he cheated in Minecraft”

[@friggin6914]

he did.

[@alviandrapiero2464]

i agree

[@razexia1670]

well i like urr nae ;)

[@Nightcxxite]

@@friggin6914 no

[@jazzywithzs]

Assuming he is talking about Dream then yes, he did cheat.

[@buffalochild100]

This is the same man who made the heart touching "A tribute to minecraft" video.

[@P331ngat3am]

i just went through the worst break up ever, your videos help me so much. thank you

[@tetsuoumezawa5833]

schlatt has the face, voice, name, and personality of a pro baseball player

[@forstaken2254]

Also he has a NY Yankees cap

[@somesnake3869]

Jschlatt: disappears for less than a week
Jschlatt coming back: I tamed a falcon.

[@aureaux]

I’m a licensed falconer (in Texas!) and I absolutely love this view of other people freak out about what I do lmao

[@nxvx5336]

Truly disgusting, that some “falcons” would do this horrible thing.

[@bugvillain]

Truly disgusting, that some “falcons” would do such a horrible thing.

[@daviclemons6910]

_Breaks chain before it begins._

[@0gDragon_Hero]

I like how they're nonchalantly talking about dream cheating while schlatte plays with a kitten

[@sarck_tick]

What does that have do with anything?

[@commuzard9179]

@@sarck_tick 4:45

[@Mayra9148]

bc they planned that

[@GeneratedPerson]

@@sarck_tick it doesnt, but its funny they talked about that while gayschlatt plays with a kitten

[@angelinad777]

@mangusti hopo *gayschlatt

[@conbrafo237]

Lol I can’t believe I just watched a five- minute video of jaschlatt talking about a hat on a bird

[@literallyleo]

i can

[@HaverOfHands]

Honestly, he can watch paint dry and still make it entertaining so I'm not surprised at all.

[@dysae4484]

Why else would you watch his videos

[@dxth8483]

Bird with the hat on him

[@tariqzead2338]

Check the discription of the video

[@Justherelol69]

This whole video is just Schlatt talking about the bird having a hat

[@localstalewaterdrinker1440]

schlatt is the funniest man i have ever seen. you cant change my mind.

[@sperinthalakkat9831]

I don't know any actual Americans, so I am just assuming all of them are like Jschlatt.

[@PHATASSTURTLEB]

Facts

[@mac1n1cheese]

I changed it so now it won't make sense to some people

[@raffaeledivora9517]

Sadly no... a lot are like him, but actually serious instead of sarcastic

[@jazzydice7463]

i wish

[@sadpie4265]

I know..... 2.... so yes, they’re all 100% like him

[@tiffanyleilani]

*jschlatt has a huge ass bird on his arm*
jschlatt: “hat”

[@yuwenmi]

bird hat..

[@hewwoimapersonw5048]

Hat bird...

[@chiliology3921]

Hat hat...

[@realmario979]

Bird bird...

[@EertymanN_ERTY]

"Why put a hood on a BIRD OF PREY."
-Schlatt

[@MJGamerYTPlayz]

4:08 i lost my sh!t when he pulled out the gun

[@ionhuh]

random people: “Jschlatt is a very bad person why do people support him?”
also Jschlatt: “ b i r d h a t”

[@sunnysunset7377]

Cause he is funny you fun fart

[@sunnysunset7377]

Dumb fart

[@crowthewicked8344]

@@sunnysunset7377 Are you serious?

[@ethangoldd]

@@sunnysunset7377 are you fucking serious?

[@depressedteadepressoespres186]

@@sunnysunset7377 are you fucking goddamn serious?

[@wgairborne209]

"Dream cheated in minecraft" is the new "Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself" lmao

[@itchypit6413]

well their is a 7.5 trillion chance that jeffrey epstein is dream, their for dream is jeffrey epstein

[@korrdega]

what does this have to do with a bird with a hat on

[@androidtalking]

@@itchypit6413, there's also a 7.5 trillion chance we don't live in a simulation, therefore this is reality :Ddd
I agree with your wise words

[@Rob526]

@@korrdega 4:45

[@orppranator5230]

No, it’s not. It’s the pathetically weak son of “Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself”.

[@Nice-ph1qu]

“birds have hat and humans have glock 17”
This quote is so American that the biscuit that I was having in my hand turned into a cookie.

[@jasmineedwards5954]

he has a gun!!

[@itsrakonax]

"I'm on the couch and a bigass falcon walks by"
what

[@chaechae242]

Daily life

[@jamdamn3485]

She starts stroking the weian

[@slop4308]

Why did you edit “big ass” to “bigass”

[@hanakokun4271]

ah yes, a normal occurrence for fellow americans

[@mohamedalhatmi5710]

@@slop4308 you'll never understand such things..

[@combatcontrolwannabe8099]

Schlatt is the older brother we all wanted

[@Puddycat431]

Anyone else read the title as "I famed a talcon" and just didn't question it...

[@rifty2338]

0:53 bruh the laugh after lmao 🤣

[@dazzh_603]

Schlatt: I love birds!
Also Schlatt: I don’t care about the bird. *H A T.*

[@hewwoimapersonw5048]

I Love birds

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

I Love birds

[@0balloon0]

I Love birds

[@rheaforeman3798]

I Love birds

[@isaac2591]

This is one of the most American things i've ever seen, and Schlatt himself is the proof.

[@asperita]

And thats supposed to be bad?

[@isaac2591]

@@asperita Which part about that sentence mentioned anything about the context being bad?

[@BarginsGalore]

I’m not sure what your talking about and that makes this so funny

[@PhoenixAce]

@@isaac2591 I mean to be fair 99% of the time when someone mentions America it’s negative especially on the internet

[@isaac2591]

@@PhoenixAce See, i didn't think of it that way- But i can't say that you're wrong- Nevertheless, the comment definitely wasn't meant to be negative

[@taylormckibbin4034]

Schlatt is literally the goet

[@derekkee5588]

How I know Schlatt’s accent is authentic: he says “yuman” instead of “human”

[@MC.Virgins]

Schlatt is literally the definition of masculinity

[@roo7584]

he is quite literally cuddling a stuffie of himself at the end

[@Sophia-pt8pu]

Oh sup

[@meat1138]

Lemon

[@corvinscanines]

@@roo7584 exactly.

[@iamtheletterahelp3779]

Your standards of masculinity might be a bit low.

[@Everett1107]

The fact that Jschlatt used the correct terminology in calling a bird a dinosaur and saying “Mesozoic Era” made me incredibly happy

[@milli3zz]

My mom: why don't you play with the neighbors kids?
The neighbors kids: 0:25

[@milli3zz]

Bruh they actually made a noise like this the other day

[@hardlykatie9646]

4:06 I laughed too much at this

[@justas423]

Jschlatt is slowly becoming more and more powerful.

[@0utpsyched]

he's going to start mass producing bird hats

[@figborehead3102]

“Cats have the neck, falcons have the hat, and humans have the glock 17”

[@s8kiy]

Amen

[@burritoburger9201]

🙏

[@n_0094]

They're not stressed anymore.

[@tumbletwat4471]

3:57 exactly what happened to da dinosaurs

[@SleepyPj]

This man is probably a hunter with how many animals he's befriended

[@fish6550]

*Jshlatt has earned the achievement: Best Friends Forever!*

[@idek3989]

I was getting the parrots and the bats vibe from that but ok

[@thec0nductor537]

@@idek3989 isnt that the breeding achievement though

[@rocksterking6358]

*Sees Schlatt not in his basement*
Me: "Something is terribly wrong."

[@sunflowerproduction5677]

me 🐏ing my head into a chair because jschlatts youtooz are gone

[@DB--wt7kp]

Schlatt pulling out a Glock 17 was the scariest moment of my life

[@lupusmalum6103]

I would kill for a Jschlatt Podcast. Just him telling stories for hours. He's so entertaining.
Just. Schlatt. Not a stan. I just think he's funny.

[@toucan9548]

The daily slap

[@fatherindia4810]

He has a podcast with apandah and a couple of other people, I think it's called the sleep-deprived podcast or something, not hundred percent sure on the name

[@Duckverse]

@@toucan9548 weekly?

[@dexxboii3080]

Sleep Deprived Podcast 💯

[@gabeywabey1979]

honestly SAMEEE!!!! weeklyslap and sleep deprived podcast isnt enough for me lmao

[@typicalfella]

Seems like Jschslatt is being Jschlatt,but more Jsccslatt than normal Jschhslat,it's impressive how he can get even more Jshclatt,but in the end he's Jschlatt

[@vinnycantee5555]

you spelled jschlatt wrong every single time

[@luvlasagna]

@@vinnycantee5555 That makes it so much funnier

[@procyonvibes]

No they definitely spelled it correctly

[@Villennium]

true

[@tired247]

@@vinnycantee5555 I think the only thing sadder than that is the fact that I read it without realizing it was wrong

[@Amelia-ri2om]

truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

[@corncheezy]

Jschlatt's name for birds/falcons:
"FUCKING DINOSAURS"

[@randomplaceinruralamerica9618]

Jschlatt is truly the definition of an American man

[@ballonstudios7799]

Yeah

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

Yep

[@Wattasek]

Ah, I see.
This is just a way to say “Dream cheated” secretly.

[@kinnelyuwu5771]

He's playing the long game, still wants that smp clout if he ever gets revived
Smart man tbh

[@DHDZ0304]

But is he wrong, no

[@funi-so8067]

how? i don't get it

[@penguin2985]

@@funi-so8067 4:45

[@prypiatshadow6371]

3:56 For you information, humans, do have this switch. Dont tell him where.

[@ever7315]

I'm so glad i had the urge to look at his channel this is great