Twitter unverified me.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ค. 2024
- This is the saddest ive ever been
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Schlatt got verified on twitter for some reason. I don't know why because he got unverified like a day later. I'm Schlatt btw whats up guys. Maybe it was because Schlatt and TommyInnit discussed the Queen of England a little too much. Maybe it's because Schlatt annoyed Minx on Twitter too much (just putting that in for keywords lol that's not the actual reason). Maybe it's because Schlatt annoyed too many companies for Xbox Series X's and PS5's. Who knows really. - เกม
Andrew Yang following Schlatt because he asked him to play Minecraft is peak 2020-specific comedy.
Schlatt’s the yin to his yang
Indeed
IT IS
AGAHAHHA
this is so fucking great cant wait for the minecraft stream
Good. Stop tweeting about the Queen
Lmao
Man tommy don’t disrespect my boy schlatt
No
They're a good band tho
agreed
2 years later, and Twitter has undone their actions.
what's up checkmark
what's up checkmark
Totally didnt copy the guy above me
@@_xDarkBlade What's down checkmark
See, I'm transformative. This makes me the better person.
Ayo pixel you know i miss ya bot idk why your not even annoying to me since i saw you in every comments XD
@@linusoredsson7111 What is going down, checkmark?
See, I change things to make it mean the same thing but is still “original” which makes me creative.
“At least i got that bussy” 😭😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment 😂
When you're scrolling the comments and the video perfectly syncs with the comment you were reading...
Ahhh the satisfaction!
lol
@@vikaasak3667 cap
@@sznmyhatred wdym cap
Now you can tweet about the Queen all you want!
THIS IS SO TRUE CALLMECARSON
Ironic
heyyyy carsonnn
ok carson
first reply to Carson. look at me now dad
Twitter was just scared of the prospect of a James Charles-Jschlatt power couple
they're in denial
Twitter said "homophobia"
Twitter: No more James Charles X Jschlatt here!
They call it the JSchlatt couple. The J means James
now it's "CoLiN aNd JaMeS" like, who?
Imagine if the queen actually dies on nov 25th somehow and they arrest schlatt
Lol
Imagine if the queen died pretty recently- oh wait
He did predict prince philipp
@@slop4308 huh??
@@BigManDov he predicted prince philipps death
Truly disgusting, that some “twitters” would do this horrible thing.
*Twitterers
Birds
@@somedudefromapharmacy stones
@@vampirenzo Banana
@@gibu3296 pear
Honestly getting unverified on Twitter is a bigger accomplishment than getting verified
I mean it’s more exclusive so
hMmmmmmmMmMmmmmmmMMMMM
Tru
caucasian james *cough*
I’ve done both and let me tell you, losing your verified check isn’t fun
if you arent gonna use the verification badge then can i have it
If you aren't gonna use the verification badge then can I have it
are u gonna finish that croissant
@@arighostea and if u arent gonna use the verification badge can i have it
BERD
Hehehe I am the 97th like
the fact that schaltt said that the queen of england was gon die on my birthday still gets my to this day
Its my bday too
@@oliviamcann6738 AYYYYY BDAY TWINSSS
Plot twist: Yall are secretly twins separated at birth
@@Anonymous-gk7fo 😯 could be
@@khloe4131 Probably not im in the 2000s
"It was like a slight exhale..." *INHALES*
0:52
they verified him because he was president of manberg... then he lost his title so they unverified him... simple
edit: kill me please for i have sinned
@Ean Elijah De Guzman they rebuilt it though :D it looks amazing
@Ean Elijah De Guzman, you should watch the stream
Shit i gatta catch up, they blowed it up!?
@@joutakujo9773 So much happened on the 16th... I suggest watching it on Techno, Tommy, or Wilburs stream👌🏽
@Ean Elijah De Guzman technoblade's or Tommy's channel
Spoiler alert: he's still going to allude to the death of the queen
What?!?!?! That’s shocking news to hear
“It was cool but it wasn’t like dream uploaded”
Nono he has a point
drem kringe ngl
@@coldcurse7870 I’m sorry for laughing but are you spelling it incorrectly to be funny or can you really not spell it?
@@Maryam_Sadoon do you not know sarcasm?
@@coldcurse7870 I really didn’t know text doesnt convey tone my bad lmao
@@Maryam_Sadoon if someone horrible misspells a word in a sentence after looking at the correct way to spell it in the other sentence it's sarcasm
you'll always have the tick here, which is the most important part
Well said, bossman
he’ll always have the tick in heaven
he is the tick
inb4 youtube does something stupid again
Thaf? Wtf?
Apparently he got unverified because Twitter found out he wasn’t really a presidential candidate, and that’s more funny than whatever the truth is
Haha yes,, tbh Twitter verifying him for being president of L’Manburg is the funniest mental image
WHAT LMAO
Oh so _THATS_ what happened
@@everybody48 Yeahhhh all the “Schlatt 2020” stuff going around made them think he was running (and rumours of people voting for him)
No way, I thought that was just a rumor! Good to hear it finally get confirmed lmfao
"we're fucked either way."
New life motto
Jschlatt shall be remembered as the man who got unverified the fastest.
And rhe first dude to canonically die 3 times on the dsmp
hahahahahaahahahaha ahahhahahaha hahahah hahahahahahaha hahah hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha hahahahahah ahahahahaha hahahaha
*Furry*
Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
oh it’s the fundy man
Hey it's the furry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hello fur boy
Next community post:
“Thinking of verification”
yes
No it’s gonna be “thinking about the death of the queen”
lmao check his twitter
"It wasn't like dream uploaded
It's not like it was 1 speedrunnner vs 4 hunters rematch" that had me dying.
2:55 i love this part so much
This video in a nutshell:
“Sure, you might be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?”
No and no
Yesn't
@@blueelectric05 funnyn't
Sure you may be verified in the eyes of god, But are you verified in the eyes of our Lord and Savior DIO?
@Aiden Rutherford it’s outrageous, it’s unfair. To be on the council but not be a master?
i never want to hear jschlatt say the word "bussy" ever again
i do
Agreed
I do too.
I’m on the fence about it
please i beg give me a timestamp so I can suffer and replay it
"that was a long fucking time ago"
- big guy
Well... This aged poorly
Twitter: *verifies schlatt*
Twitter a week later: "Oh shit go back go back"
Lmao
@@boog2383 Twitter is kinda garbo ngl
@@boog2383 This will soon be popular
don’t worry big guy, you’re still verified in the eyes of Jesus Christ
oh yeah how’s the Pope, is he glowin white
EEF
hmm I don't know if that true lmao
Alyssa it definitely is true
*A M E N .*
“Yeah it was cool, but it wasn’t like dream upload” KILLED ME
Now just pay 8 dollar for blue check mark
Twitter banned me 23 times in a 10 year period.
Whats up Shoe? I didnt expect to see you on a Schlatt vid
Emplemon: That's how twitter works
Wait what?
@@jalansnyder2872 You don't know who emplemon is?
Based
When I realized that Schlatt was verified because twitter thought he was a presidential candidate, and right after he told everyone not to actually vote for him he got unverified, I laughed so damn hard it was great.
@Kru Kru yeah, its called similar ideas
@Kru Kru I mean probably, because that is pretty much what happened and multiple people came to that conclusion lol
XD that’s hilarious
LMFAO
J
Now the queen is dead. HAAHAHAHAH. Oh wait... Never mind, shouldn't laugh at that... Uhhh
That queen joke aged like milk.
“May not have gotten a free Xbox, but at least I got that bussy.”
-Schlatt 2020
Mood
Mood
Hash tag Shmood
Got to this comment right when he said it
Mood
Become a “journalist,” you’ll get reverified immediately.
Dis true?
@@xnemous3638 yes
I have a friend with like 100 followers, but because he's a "journalist" he's verified
@@kuraresacupcakes Wtffff
Ahh yes “journalism”
Tbh I never even thought of downloading Twitter it’s full of people who try to be themselves and having fun and then the Karen’s who don’t work and have nothing to do so they decide to ruin other people for fun and pretend to be offended
the guy in your pfp (don't wanna spoil shit for ppl who haven't gotten far) without the tattoo on his face is plain cursed.
Mostly the second one-
who are you and why are you everywhere
he never specified the year she'll die, and november 25th is on it's way
Can you imagine the absolute chaos that would befall the internet if the Queen actually dies on the 25th
He would definitely get arrested
Even worse so if she was killed
6......... days........
👀
he predicted 2 other controversies he is a fucking psychic
Schlatt has the voice of a US President.
and the facial hair too
You mean an evil dictator of a nation named l’manberg?
He IS a U.S President, what are you talking about?
@@silvershurik3n421 you mean Manberg?
@@InabaD3X_iluvfishrods L’manberg
"but for me it was like a slight exhale"
*inhales*
Now, you only have to pay 8 dollars monthly for a verified checkmark!
Paying my respects. Truly a national tragedy,
Bruh you stole my comment
shush
Haha geometry dash man go brrr
National tragedy indeed
FLUB?
“I don’t know why...did nothing wrong”
Me, looking over at my imaginary office camera:🤨
I wonder if our imaginary The Office cameras are SCPs
I see a man of culture
HAHAHAHA MOOD
@@quantumblauthor7300 most likely
i see this comment right under a "Creed Bratton" acc., puts a smile on my face
*I literally just got a Twitter Ad while watching this-*
Don't worry you just got out the loophole of that demonic blue bird
“You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god”
eyes of the pope.
A yes, vine.
Now who the hell quote himself
@@Hassan_Alqarni technoblade said this
@@the_nguyener4663 ooooooh, that makes sense
james charles secretly got you unverified so that he wouldnt have to go on that date
Thats... a good theory ngl
lmao,he even asked James if size matter-
That matter f-
@Deadpoppin「」 it’s matters if you’re unreasonable small but other than that nah
@Deadpoppin「」 did you not read what I wrote
This video aged like fine wine. Congratulations Schlatt, you have dodged an $8/month subscription
Guess Schlatt isn’t alone anymore
Imagine how much explaining he’s gonna do if the queen actually dies on November 25
Edit: Damn. She didnt die.
wouldnt it be funny if we killed the queen on november 25th just to mess with schlatt
@@agrestige7390 yeah, he would freak the FUCK out
i remember he uploaded the among us video where he said the same thing about october 16th like. AFTER. and i was like ok that's smart and then i saw that and went "oh god he's getting bolder"
Ight I'll brb.
@@agrestige7390 MI5: Don't fucking move
Hearing him say "Bussy" is something I can not unhear
me and my friends made a religion out of it
@@RizzersC oh god
@@RizzersC let meee innnnnn
I haven’t even heard it yet and I can’t Unhear it
I think what's even more stammering is the context he used it in.
"IM NOT VERIFIED BECAUSE TWITTER IS SCARED"
boy that didn't age so well, did it.
How so
twitter isn’t the only scared one anymore, but those minors sure are
@@lowkeefrooti6971 carson isnt a pedo
@@goutin8886 💀 you’re… kidding right? someone’s uneducated
@@lowkeefrooti6971 17 and 19 that's 2 YEARS anybody who has a tenth of a brain cell will know that is 100% ok
What he did was bad but calling him a pedo is not only slander but just stupid as well
it is so weird watching this video in 2023 with the queen gone and schlatt no longer friends / colleagues with carson
“ May not have gotten a free Xbox, but at least I got that *BUSSY* ”
i yelled
I squealed
I screeched
Bussy?
@@man.2529 if they say p*ssy the comment might reported idk TH-cam is kinda drunk
@@sattas5734 oh I thought bussy was a gay person’s butthole but they call it bussy to pretend their butthole is a pussy
Why would Twitter unverify the president?
political bias that's what it's called
Cringe
Ikr ;(
Shlatt: Twitter unverified me
Me: **cries a single tear**
2:55 I'm sorry schlatt but I don't think you know... um well... never mind
"unnecessarily political"
Me: looks in the background
hmmm... same, thou...
_are those firecrackers I hear or just explosions?_
we're fucked either way
@@gleqy true, true
Well social media is very political. On most platforms you’re fucked if you aren’t a SJW
What can I say America best country ;)
"Twitter verified me."
"Dear God..."
"Seven days later, they unverified me."
"No..."
A TF2 reference. Nice.
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Why are you preaching a long ass sermon no one's gonna read on a gamer's channel who constantly swears and makes dick jokes as if something will magically come out of it--
he achieved his goal with the queen
"I'm starting to think this guy isn't the real Jschlatt!"
father schlatt this is just terrible we need to boycott twitter
I agree
we ride at dawn.
Only like and respond to Schlatt
Schlatt doesn’t have to look where he went wrong, he just needs to figure which was too far
That was a slow ass bullet
Doesn't Job prove his faith and become ever richer though? Schlatt confirmed he's going to become the next president of Twitter I think
L
69 likes now
The book of Job (Joeb)
Well first his kids died and he suffered the deadliest diease back then
3:02 "I actually uh put together a list of things I wanted to do while verified"
Paper: "SUCK C*CK"
@Luka Hecht I found the Mac user
I mean, who wouldn't
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONY ONE THAT SAW THAT LMAO
My mans
language only the intellectuals understand
Only 17 days off.. not bad big guy
3:02 amazing attention to detail, the marker bleeding through the paper
F
F
i hate it when verified youtubers put single letter comments expecting likes because they're verified.
F
F
@@isoniazidsive lmao he literally just typed in an f probably not caring about likes and you feel the need to hate on him. Even if it is true who cares I mean he makes good content so if he’s verified he kinda deserves some respect.
for some reason i could only focus on the babysitting mama baby in the background
Yoooo wait I love your animations :0
Oh hello there :3
well now that you said it...
I noticed it at minute 3 and couldn't look away
Helo dere
Congrats on getting unverified
“Hey trump make my taxes lower.” Biden: ya no it’s about to get real high
Oh no...
wait I make my parents do my taxes
James's unimpressed "Fine" was a big mood
Their name isnt James is jschizo
I may not have gotten an Xbox but at least I got that
*B* *U* *S* *S* *Y*
I’d like but it’s at 666
@@coffeetree_ Im so upset i missed it
@@Nosebluds hey at least I can like now :3
“a slight exhale”
schlatt: *inhales*
401 baby
That was an exhale
@@Icanttinkofahandle you were born by an exhale
@@Icanttinkofahandle, he IN-haled, not EX-haled.
He put the air >>>>IN
I lost my dog today and this genuinely made me chuckle. Thanks my dude
When you get unverified on twitter meanwhile I haven't posted once.
" there he is! my favorite white boy!"
Racist
@@z7y329 Came out of Schlatts mouth
@@z7y329 cry
Lol
@@z7y329 no you
Am I the only one who noticed schlatt’s list only said “suck suck”?
The second word wasn't "suck"...
Yeah...
It actually said suck c**k
Yes you are the only one that noticed it. No one else did.
@@timmyreid2154 oof
That blue check mark would remain on that white board forever
You gotta love how he immediately goes mad with the smallest amount of power
Jschlatt: I didn't do anything wrong I dunno why they unverified me!
Also schlatt: *hung a baby by a wii remote*
gotta separate the boys from the men
Welp.... time for the memes
The king has reclaimed his thrown
2:51 gayschlatt
Twitter didn't like the fact that *he is confirming how much he's paying for taxes.*
Probably because tommy innit cried to them because an american disagreed with him
@@jellybingey2850 schlatt's literally his friend but go off ig
@@clownemoji5395 italy and germany were friends until italy switched over to the bigger badder side with 10 ton atomic bombs, everyone has an agenda
@@jellybingey2850 what the fuck-
@@jellybingey2850 lol
Anybody gonna talk about the “We’re all f*cked either way” on the whiteboard?
No
Well, we al know it’s true
He's fallen into a deep depression after being unverified.
anyone see the “SUCK DICK” on his piece of paper 💀
@@shinigami6.6.6 *Oh I saw*
the queen thing aged well 😭
"Slight exhale...."
Proceeds to inhale.
Can’t believe Jschlatt’s speaking about his unverification while his son is in the background
O god
His son seems to be crying also , child disregard if u ask me...
Baby Yuto or tiny Schlatt?
@@atticusgrey the pope
Lol
Schlatt: three days off when the queen dies
UK: six years off
this hits different now
the 'we're fucked either way' board in the background lol
"Twitter unverified me."
_Slowly turns into joker_
"What do you get when a Social Media site unverifies you?"
True
Hahahaah
Which one?
@@destroylonelylover911 which one you think?
Should have actually ran for president then Schlatt
Schlatt for president
President for Schlatt
5:32 i audibly laughed
Truly disgusting that some "people" would this horrible thing.
Haters: sChLaTt Is HoMopHoBiC
Schlatt: *is dating James Charles*
He said the f slur but you have a point 🤔
I dont remember which one but in a video him and wilbur said ''we should find you a girlfriend'' to technoblade and then schlatt said ''maybe a boy there is nothing wrong with that'' but he has a lot of different personalities
Nbd switchin up on us all the time smh 🙄 /j
@@macyf2404 HE DOES AEHASGDADFCD
@Christopher Azuara Bruh that's not how slurs work
"that is a roll of fucking toilet paper" WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY
Tf is a “fucking roll of toilet paper”
@@aaronbrastrom1838 ikr just use ur hands
Just him saying it right after we all saw it.... it's like he had to say it out of disbelief. XD
Guy just got a top tier weapon for the pandemic
IKR
"I made a complete lapse in my judgement"