Lmao he goes to GameStop and the cashier be like: heyyyyy wanna buy our pro membership?? You can get the limited edition skin for the new indie game “eating cheese” that like 10 people know! It’s only $10 a month y’know
All jokes aside. How much more confident schlatt has come in a year with himself and appearance is honestly amazing. He used to be scared to show his own face and now hes walking around in daisy dukes and a wig. Good on you schlatt. I'm proud
Now he’s out here eating quesadillas on livestreams & shit. I’m so proud of him and his progress, honestly, I’d give Schlatt a pat on the back if I could
Fun fact! Margot Robbie's performance in Barbie was actually heavily inspired by Schlatt in this video! Nice to see the Big Guy making an impact on the film industry
@@ohrubie3834 no not the cat ears and cuffed jeans my middle school is quacking I mean I still cuff my jeans and no shade to the cat ears kids I was there I was one of you in years past but god was the warrior cats cat ears era scary *shiver*
Schlatt, slapping his thighs and calling himself hot: *everyone liked that* (Self esteem is important and Schlatt is an honest, good guy saying honest, good things- so yeah!)
I love how this entire video can be summed up with 5 words: Booty shorts, Pink wig, THIGHS. Cheers to being the hilarious ball of crackhead energy we all love my guy.
@@emilia-ig2fd Idk but I want to know (but I know that I am not owed this info so I’m not obsessed. But it would be cool if someone who I grew up watching was similar to me in this way)
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Yes (no)
No i dont want
no
Ok jschlatt
Thinking about it
"I like my woman tall and big, just like I like my men."
-Schlatt
Y e s
I like woman how i like my men.
Quackity reading this rn:👁️💧👄💧👁️
@@khadiii444 lol
Gayschlatt
I like how Schlatt intended to be more feminine with the wig, but all he did was turn into the ultimate icon of masculinity, HE-MAN
HE-MAN
Alpha
EAT THE PIZZA HE-MAN
@@adog90 HAHAHA WHAT THE *FUCK*
@@adog90 HE-MAN
Imagine being at the game stop and seeing a 6'3'' guy with mutton chops and a pink wig buying a barbie wii game
Don't forget the booty shorts
@@SkarkDogy and the shaved legs
@@SkarkDogy dont forget about the tims
That would be epic
And the denim shorts
Schlatt laughing at Raquel is the funniest thing ever
Fr
its "rAqQeLl😩🤚"
FR
7:04
ROLL THOSE R’s
Schlatt: "I only like blonde bimbos"
Schlatt a few seconds later...
"I like my women bald"
Blond skin
only the beard 😌💕
Lol
Because they both shine when the suns in them.
Birtney spers
alternate title:
Closeted Man Plays Barbie in the Dream House while having a Manic Episode
More like closeted trans woman lol
come on he's hardly closeted
" like my woman bald."
Quackity:
Quackity: *I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED*
AAHAHAAHAHAHA
We don't know if he's bald he never takes he's beanie
@@soupandwitches thats the joke
@@boopberry3665 oh _right_
When shlatt stood up to show his realistic beauty standards i died laughing
I like to imagine his house is extremely clean, then you walk into his recording room and it looks like a tornado just hit it.
i never think of that before,thankz 👍
His personality shifts from normal to Schlatt when he walks into the recording room (the beer fridge in the corner probably doesn't help)
@@subnormality5854 Every single time a maid walks in he fucking glasses them with a empty beer
I’d like to see a video of him cleaning his recording room, there’s a count in the corner of how many computer keys he finds.
cause he doesn’t leave the office
I can’t imagine schlatt going to GameStop and buying Barbie’s dream house party.
i bet he wore the short shorts to the gamestop
i can.
Lmao he goes to GameStop and the cashier be like: heyyyyy wanna buy our pro membership?? You can get the limited edition skin for the new indie game “eating cheese” that like 10 people know! It’s only $10 a month y’know
I can imagine it
I have a thing were I can’t picture things in my head but like wtf
Schlatt has learned being a woman well from being on the Rajjchelor multiple times
hi sir
OmG iTs ThE aUsTIn ShOwS LoVE oR hOsT nOT ThE RaJjCHeLor
Yes
@@JamesMondasian thank you for correcting now tne communist take over will be stopped
Schlatt: nothing wrong with women having a little bit of facial hair
Also schlatt: this is the ugliest shit I’ve ever made
yes
Schlatt: I like blond bimbos
Also Schlatt: immediately makes her bald
All jokes aside. How much more confident schlatt has come in a year with himself and appearance is honestly amazing. He used to be scared to show his own face and now hes walking around in daisy dukes and a wig. Good on you schlatt. I'm proud
I can’t believe a comment just quoting the video has more likes than this comment smh 🤦♀️
hell yeah 👍
i agree with this comment! 🤝
ME TOO THANK YOU FOR SAYING SOMETHING AHHHHH
Now he’s out here eating quesadillas on livestreams & shit. I’m so proud of him and his progress, honestly, I’d give Schlatt a pat on the back if I could
Schlatt: *violently slaps his thighs*
Random Arby’s ad: “WE HAVE THE MEATS”
I got a mr beast ad-
Schlatt’s got the meats if you know what I mean ;)
I GOT ONE FROM A BRAND LABELLED GODADDY NOOO
Hahahahahahaga
If Schlatt SLAPS HIS THIGHS ONE MORE TIME AHhhHhHhHh
Schlatt doing the pog face and laughing without moving his lips kind of scared me. 7:06
I thought the audio wasn’t syncing 😭😭😂😂
Just found out I can also do that and now I'm afraid of my own power .....
@Deadpoppin it's not that hard, but it feels so wrong, y'know?
When?
what time?
“i only like blonde bimbos”
“i like my women bald”
we stan versatility
Yes
@@tster_time6803 Yep
@@Signify. Yep
@@its_samie282 Yep
@@jokeer722 Yep
Schlatt: “ u mean u don’t want thighs like that” *slaps calf*
same
lol
I want it.
hi jacob
@@andrewengelbert7557 y u track me down 🥴
I was STUNNED when he showed us the shorts. I couldn’t move.
Bro I'm a thigh guy, this is too much for me 😭😳
Yes pepper pig a could tell
@@pixieplayz229 bruh you rlly just compared me to a pepper
@@esgib1385 yes I did
I watched this and pissed my self and cried
really glad Schlatt became the first female President of America 🙏
Verified on Twitter moment
I agree
@@gerardonv3296 too soon
you gettin a like every second
I think you mean transgender.... She was a man before. Now shes the hottest barbire.
This video confirms that I am now more scared to watch him without my headphones than Minx
how does schlatt make me comfortable but so uncomfortable at the same time
Idk I have the same problem
It feels like the America sweater in the back my mind, but I kinda know it's not? (’O^O`; )
Yup, incredibly correct
yup
He's a mood and I love but hate it
The muttons get bigger... and his room gets messier, this is a life falling apart as we watch Barbie mixed with politics and comedy. Love you JFlat.
@maiabea where you going 👋
@maiabea Nah man, Go to jupiter i already took Mars!
schlatt is the real flatty patty
maiabea bitch, Saturn’s MINE
@maiabea Unfortunately Annie liked Saturn so she put a ring on it, try Neptune
Other TH-camrs: “I ain’t no sellout”
Jschlatt: “I will never not be sponsored.”
the j stands for jacksfilms : )
Technoblade: "Do I look like a fucking joke to you?"
We respect the grind
He needed extra money to help fund the balls
i feel like this whole video is just the pure essence of mother mother’s “verbatim”
WAIT YOU KINDA DID SUM
yeah, pretty much
I didn't even think of that , it's perfect !
I'm uncomfortable with how accurate this is
hospitals and phallic symbols and thigh slapping and nihilism. absolutely beautiful.
“Just think about being bisexual”
*Noted*
👀
I fr went back ten seconds to back sure i heard that right
I already am but maybe he should take his own advice lol
@@crystalbaker1870 shut tf up
@@falloutdowntownmmm4141 ? god damn why r u so mad lol
Don’t take beauty advice from Barbie, take it from me- SCHLATT in shorts 2020
70th like😔sorry
My taste has matured
At first I simped for Pokimane, then I simped for Wilbur, and now I'm simping for schlatt
i simp for charlie, ninja, and schlatt. am i weird?
@@kylacalaunan1484 moist critical is where it’s at.
@@kylacalaunan1484 charlie?
You've evolved
@@Nonessentialsquid y e s
“I only like blonde bimbos”
“I like my women bald”
The duality of Schlatt.
Schlatt is contradiction incarnate
Schlatt is a living oxymoron what do you expect
He wants their beards blond
A bald person can still have blonde genes. He is only after them for their genes.
Blond beard, bald head duh
I don't care what people say, Schlatt is the funniest bisexual women ever.
The face that it's women makes this even funnier
i agree
God the new fans are not funny
@@kendan856 do you think thats a joke jschlatt is multiple women merged together in one body through a very painful secret experiment
@@ExDee419 oh god what have we discovered
I gotta say, wasn’t expecting this to be his next title.
My joke is now ruined. Pain.
Was* fixed it.
@@IAmSlaytanic which one is was *WHICH ONE*
@@IAmSlaytanic a true savior, I was worried for a second
Weirdly, I was
Its now: mmmm.. I look good
Fun fact! Margot Robbie's performance in Barbie was actually heavily inspired by Schlatt in this video! Nice to see the Big Guy making an impact on the film industry
Quackity: I want booty shorts
Jschlatt: Um, ok
Omg true jsjsjsjs
Lol
I think schlatt would say "Do i care"
When was this ?? Was this an video ??
‘I like my women tall and big, just like my men’
Jschlatt and 10 big women confirmed?
idk if the world can handle that
Concept: Schlatt and 10 big men AND women
Bi Schlatt?
10 big hot steamy women?
Schlatts sexuality is more confusing than calculus
Agreed.
i think hes bi curious lol
@@_Darkreunion666 it's called joking around for the memes.
@@_Darkreunion666 it’s literally just being comfortable lol
@@As567na ik i cant joke to
5:30 PLEASE HELP I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING THERE SCREAMS
NOOOO NOW I CANT STOP PLAYING THERE SCREAMS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, schlatt screamed like a goat 😂
Imagine how awkward it would be buying that.
Cashier: Is- that all?
Schlatt: yep, just the barbie doll dream house wii game.
Cashier: uh huh...
And the booty shorts....
@@adelynwatkins3793 and the wig....
@Berrieez what i would give-
Hear me out..., self checkout
@@geniusvadim7858 brilliant
“Just think about being bisexual”
-Jschlatt 2020
TIME STAMP IVE SEEN ALL THE COMMENTS BUT I MISSED THE THING
@@sandraohs_wifeforever 10:07
@@sandraohs_wifeforever 10:06 :)
@@bev2.0 TYSM
Schlatt: "I wouldn't do that with Ken."
Me: *Doubting intensifies*
@Gabriela Stępkowska ✨MAGIC✨
THE WAY HE'S SO INTERESTED IN THE PLOT AND GETS SO MAD WHEN HE LOSES LMAOOOOOO
Let’s be honest
Schlatt is epic as a woman and man too
I agree, Yuuko Aioi from Nichijou
I agree as well
Agreed
im not gay but im more atracted to the female version
help female schlatt is my pfp on twitter
I love how the description reads: "beautiful may be a stretch for Minx" LOL
Connor Pugs eyyy its you :))
DOOR
Hi connor
Connor Pugs please stop replying to Tubbo with Tubbo moment i beg you
LULW
hi connor :)
“Just think about being bisexual” so glad we have bisexual woman president
Me: *sees on reply* youtube u gonna let me see right?
TH-cam: nah
that was actually so accurate i wanna cry
Amen
So much representation.
@@sallstephen why?
Alternative title: Grown man plays a Barbie game as he destroys his room.
I would like but
69
nice
“just think about being bisexual” *thinks about sweater weather*
exactly (also nice pfp 😀)
*Cuffed jeans intensify*
Looks at my feet
Sees I’m suddenly wearing all stars
@@c_p1858 suddenly is wearing cat ears
@@ohrubie3834 no not the cat ears and cuffed jeans my middle school is quacking I mean I still cuff my jeans and no shade to the cat ears kids I was there I was one of you in years past but god was the warrior cats cat ears era scary *shiver*
7:08 I admire how Jschlatt can simultaneously laugh and pog
@Timesski yes but no
@Timesski ?
*he pough*
Yeah that's seriously called me off guard dude!
I've been banned from editing the jschlatt wiki page because I changed his picture to the thumbnail
You did the right thing
Respect, dude
^Careful, they’re a hero
respect
damnit, i've been banned from dave and busters.
7:09 this is impressive he pogged and laughed in one
No he monke
Schlatt, slapping his thighs and calling himself hot:
*everyone liked that*
(Self esteem is important and Schlatt is an honest, good guy saying honest, good things- so yeah!)
y e s y e s
@@rroselandd w-wilbur f-f-foot? WILBUR FOOT? WILBUR FUCKING FOOT. WHAT
@@liahc0re you called?
@@rroselandd im crying what the actually fuck does it even mean
@@liahc0re instead of soot its foot, i am a foot
Wait... the title changed from “I am the perfect woman” to “Mmmmh I look good”
What was your original comment
I mean they not wrong tho
No, the original title was "Becoming the Ultimate Woman"
yeah it went from
-becoming the ultimate woman
-i am the perfect woman
-Mmmmm i look good
I honestly thought he uploaded a new video and wondered where the other one went
Schlatt: “Just think about being Bisexual.”
*Eret will remember that.*
Eret the king of bisexuals
@@an_anxious_cat and queen, they go by any pronouns
@@peepeebirxh3817
Just use "bicon" it's gender neutral.
@@面白いね-s8f wat?
THE EMPEROR!!!
HIS REACTION TO THIS WHOLE GAME IS PRICELESS
Just imagine schlatt walking into a GameStop with a wig and those shorts just running around with a Barbie game in hand
That would be the best day of my life
@@sin8283 that would be the day I'd know my life is complete
Schlatt on the community tab later today:
“Thinking about feminism”
“You need to be bald for at least 1 month a year as a woman” -Jshlagg
I was thinking about when he said that while he was making the Mii.
didn't he say this first to Kandyland when she asked him to shave his chops
@@seignee yes
It takes a whole year to grow hair into a karen cut, so he actually wants every woman to be a karen
11:56 now this is the part when we question if Schlatt is joking or not
Exactly
I was expecting many things, but Schlatt wearing shorts was not one of them
schlorts
S C H L O R T S
It scares me that he is able to let out that maniacal laugh without moving his face at all.
sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"I'm hot now, I'm hot now, I can probably understand Barbie."
-Jschlatt 2020
I love how this entire video can be summed up with 5 words: Booty shorts, Pink wig, THIGHS.
Cheers to being the hilarious ball of crackhead energy we all love my guy.
Those aren’t even booty shorts. He needs to go shorter
All jokes aside, Schlatt actually has great legs
FACTS
indeed
Agreed
True
Yup
never thought i would watch a grown man shout out of anger at barbies dreamhouse, but hey, here we are
Jschlatt: stands UP Everyone else: looks DOWN
The shorts are just 😚👌
Yes
I don't regret anything.
Man you know we gotta look down there 😩
How am I supposed to explain to my mom why I’m laughing so much
shlatt: “i like my women bald”
minx: *shaves head*
no
Yes
Yes
No
Perhaps
WHEN SHLATT SEARCHED UP BARBIES AGE AND SAID “the video ends here, I have something else to do” HAD ME CRYING-
I wonder what he needed to do. Like ACTUALLY do
@@sin8283 😳
Time stamp? 😩
@@slayr1872 11:56 😫😫
@@Big_K516 😩😩😏😏😏
not gonna lie, caught me off guard when schlatt stood up and he was wearing shorts
I burst out laughing in the middle of a zoom call smh
Im sorry but there is literally no way hes straight. Theres just no fucking way.
Ludbuds are used to it
I genuinely forgot he even has legs
@@goredCadaver he's straight, it's just a bit
11:13 I hope his neighbors have some distance from Schlatt's room
He got his shorts from quackity
2 for 1 levi booty shorts ✨
Who got them from philza
@@dontfakethis1336 if Burger King gave out more coupons I would go there more
Please call me by my first name!
Keith!
@@EstherGacha09 hi Keith
minx watching this like:
✍shave✍my head✍and✍grow✍a beard✍
all she need to do is to wear a pink wig, that's all
Lmao
Title changed from “I became the perfect woman” to “Mmmh... I look good”
Becoming the ultimate woman*
Only legends remember the old title
How the fuck did this get so many likes? Who went to this comment and thought “yeah I like this comment”?
@@dale6505 introverts way of agreement lol
@@MarshieGoat LMAOOOO I JUST GOT CALLED OUT
people: schlatt is homophobic
schlatt: 3:17
Schlatt is the Freddie mercury of TH-cam, we'll never know if he's gay or not
except for that we know Freddie was gay, or at least bi
@@thebutterlord9785 yeah, when he died
schlatt is both the gayest and straightest man i know
@@julie-ht9kx this is true
@@julie-ht9kx "I play by both sides, so I always come out on top."
Love this technoblade cosplay! A little different than some others I've seen but I can tell you put a lot of work into it 🤗
he even has the batshit political views
BDFHJ
SNDJSBD LMAO BYE 😃🤚
I legit thought he was cosplaying technoblade before watching this video a minute in and realizing he actually WASN'T cosplaying technoblade 😔
Yea he just needs more acne to make it realistic
“Where’s the last shoe?” “I FOUND IT!!!” *hits mic* “I FOUND IT!!”
4:28 for saluting to hitler I can’t I’m literally wheezing
Jschlatt: “The rich just get richer.”
Me: Communist Jschlatt?
The duality of man
Commschlatt
Nah bro its capitalism
Pretty sure that's capitalism...
@@bruhbruh473 well thats why he is upset by it
8:06
Jshlatt looks like that drunk friend you gotta drive home
The channel's called jschlatt live. But hes never live
He doesn’t stream anymore. I don’t blame him twitch chat is toxic
@@flan6449 god yes i hate the chat
hes not live because hes dead
@V. F. Natalie gay schlatt
no way nobody has ever said this before
Me:being *bisexual*
Schlatt: *just think about being bisexual* 10:07
“Just think about being bisexual” is my new favorite Schlatt quote
is he actuallyyy
@@emilia-ig2fd eh god knows
@@emilia-ig2fd Idk but I want to know (but I know that I am not owed this info so I’m not obsessed. But it would be cool if someone who I grew up watching was similar to me in this way)
Literally me whenever life becomes too much
I’m surprised the pope didn’t turn red when schlatt put the bikini on
the pope likes it too.
😳😳😳😳
Even the pope likes it
He clearly likes it !
@The main cause of warps in all of reality he actually is
schlatt’s sexuality is more confusing than my own
He’s either bi, gay, straight, transgender or homophobic.
@@neelav6703 are you okay?
or Homiesexual
@@neelav6703 Do you have Parkinson’s?
@@neelav6703 please delete youtube :)
"why's that?"
"they dont have my style. my grAce!"
*Falls over*
It’s a shame schlatt wasn’t in Pewdiepie’s Ranking Women on Appearance Video 😭
i just watched that
@@anafloreslol ME TOO IM TRIPPIN
A fellow 9 year old
JESUS I JUST SAW HOW MANY LIKES THIS GOT
1k likes but 4 comments
I don’t understand why James doesnt want you, you’re the WHOLE package!
Tbh I think James I just a government robot. I see and feel absolutely no humanity nor connection with him
@@flan6449 since schlatts the president, maybe he made James?
@@Owen.Fallon hold up-
I noticed your pfp. Were you an unus or annus?
@@dr.fandom2648 unus
I’ve never seen this dude, but i’m like 1 minute into this video and I already love him. His scene of humor is perfect 👌
you are in for a treat :)
Yes great scenes of humour
Welcome to hell
yes
wait till you find the offensive stuff
This was my first video I watched of Jschlatt. Every now and then I come back and rewatch it. 2020 was crazy bro 😭
Schlatt: Makes his “dream girl” as a Mii
Minx: Sacrifices were needed
Schlatt is in a constant state of being inside and out of the closet for some reason
Schrodingers (schlattingers?) closet.
One foot in one foot out
@@kat1555 schrodingers schlatt
@@cdough3412 schroddinger's... gayschlatt?
He's in a quantum state
"Think about being bisexual." -Schlatt 2020
Thinking?
I don’t even have to try
@@izzy1878 Well, after seeing schlatt in those shorts, I think im with ya.
4:08 the shorts i-
He doesn't even have to try he is just so beautiful
Waiting for the “thinking about being bisexual” community post
Nah he busy thinking bout feminism
"thinking about being a girl" or "thinking about MtF therapy"
bruh was he beinf serious bout dat tho
LMAO trueee
“Thinking about Ryan”
The fact that schlatt laughed without moving his mouth scares me
PLEASE SCHLATT LOOKS BETTER THAN ME WHEN I COSPLAY AND HES NOT ACTUALLY TRYING 😭🤚
idc
LMAO- IKR 😩🖐
I feel bad for you
How ugly do you have to be holy shit
i lost it when he flipped his beard hair
The only comment I can see is “gay Schlatt”. There is only that comment. One singular gay Schlatt
Sounds like an omen
The true comment
there's a gay schlatt on screen too. A pair of gay schlattesses
Just as it should be
Papapepepararapaapa
"just think about being bisexual" everyday schlatt...everyday
true shit
very true
it be like that
@@sleepyavenue5572 true schitt*
true
If Schlatt was a woman he’d literally just be Minx
Someone gets it
honestly tho
if minx was a man.. oh wait she is
Minx minus the accent
but Schlatt is hotter though, the dumpy he'd be carrying though.... Omg.....
just-
11:27