***** Or are a small minded, broke-as-a-joke Millenial who buys Apple products simply because everyone else has them (whether the product(s) are good or not).
+Nut Case (BurN2Otice) its actually happens in my country. Everyone buy Iphone4 or 5 because can't afford the Iphone6 because they want to be seen using Apple products. That's not all there's even people buy Iphone 3gs for god sake.
I hate the new Xk likes numbering system, just give us the actual numbers. This is only serving to hide information and make people think only in simple numbers.
I don't know if I'd want to wear something that's worth 10k or, in the case of a fake gold one, something that people think is worth 10k, on the street. Isn't that just asking to get mugged ?
Noel Parson Except for the fact the watch has little material value. It has considerably less gold than a rolex, and the computer parts aren't worth much. Also it can be tracked. It's not even worth stealing, but a meth addict would definitely stab a person for it.
Coy made cheap and sold for over 10 times the price. Oh Apple. Also, if they take it to someone who is tech smart, they would find a way round the tracker and GPS and sell it via the black market.
Mr. Taco Yeah it might go up the price... If it's still work that is... The battery will die out in a couple of years, and there's nothing you could do. Oh btw, there's at least 1,000 that Apple has already produced... so it's not really that rare, plus, it look suck so no one's gonna like it. Don't get me wrong I use apple shit, just NOT THIS SHIT.
Apple once banned the app, "I AM RICH", for costing $1,000 and force them to refund the money to anyone who bought it. I always thought it was silly that apple feels the need to police stupid people who like to waste their money, if they want an app that does nothing, let them. However this watch puts everything in hindsight, they were just mad they didn't think of it first.
orky52 - (shadow masters) :3 It isn't a pronunciation difference, the words are different. The man who named the element changed it 3 times, aluminium caught on in the UK, while aluminum was more commonly used in America.
Crimson_Tango yes it was already in the dictionaries across america as alluminum and was being heavily advertised by the time it was officially named alluminium in the uk so it just stuck as alluminum many peopel dont know about this though most british think its just americans pronouncing it wrong while most americans think it is just weird english pronunciation when they are actually spelt differently... if it wasnt for the wide spread marketing of alluminum it would most likely be known as alluminium in the states as well ...
what kinda car can you buy with 10,000 eww probably one of those nasty common man cars #thestruggle #ewwpoorpeople #snobbyrichcomment #hashtag #unnecessaryhashtag #hashtagbecauseicanmofo
In fact, the US chemists agreed to use the European spelling for aluminium, while in return the Europeans would use a US spelling for a different element. But then the US decided to just not bother with using the spelling agreed upon, so now they just use the US spelling for both whole the Europeans did agree to their word.
+Golden Nuke Which is actually an even more retarded way to spend money on. It's just a ridiculous, virtual tf2 melee weapon reskin. Apple's sorry excuse of a watch... of a smartphone... smwatch... ah forget it... but at least it's a real thing that does stuff, unlike default melee weapon reskin.
I'm disappointed, apple. When I where my gold apple watch to yacht parties, people say, "What a loser, wearing a gold apple watch! He only has 10,000 dollars to spare!" You need to make a 100,000 platinum watch!
People who don't understand the idea of a luxury version of an item. If you're even considering getting the 10k Apple Watch, then you're definitely not worrying about it becoming out of date or stuff like that.
Would rather get a real watch like a patek. THAT shows you have money, not some apple watch that people will use to say "Get me a pumpkin spice latte please" I have a phone that can do that.
LX Goes for every smart watch out there. I don't see why people have them and have a smart phone. EDIT: Also do you know how much a regular patek watch costs? THAT shows I have money, this shows I have money but not as much with that guy with those 5 speedmasters and that 1 patek watch. Also you can pair a smartphone and one of those watches with only 1 thing in common that it can tell time.
LX Point is I have a smart phone that can do these actions that smartwatches can. I have a way better looking watch than smartwatches that can tell time and not die on me or stop working because I am under a meter of water.
Okay, I just went from this video to Apple's video for the Air Pods. I thought it was made by CH, so I watched the entire thing thinking it was a parody, and being entertained. I was legitimately convinced the whole way through.
I've been using a $100 citizen analog watch with sapphire glass for a couple of years now. I never worry about the battery, it's more precise than an automatic rolex (automatic watches are never as accurate as quartz ones) and looks just fine. I bath with it, train with it, go out with it... nobody ever notices it, it's never out of place. That's a good watch to me.
The end of the video actually brings up a really good point. An Apple Watch will depreciate a lot and be completely obsolete in a few years. A Rolex will cost less, hold it's value better, and will still be relevant in a decade.
So you COULD get a $3500 PC (most expensive you'll ever need xD) with 3 4k monitors... Or you could have a piece of gold on your wrist. Yeah fuck the PC.
I don't understand why they just painted it like the Gold from the 5S instead of having to make their own form of Pure Gold. Would have saved alot of money for both the consumer and the supplier.
That's not what they were going for. This is for fashion. Watches go for that much already. Nothing new really. Don't like it, don't buy it. Love the Jony voice and Tim's somewhat ghetto voice.
Javi Gomez Yes, but putting Gold on a Technological Piece of hardware, which will become outdated completely in a few years time, seems abysmal. For $10K, Buyers should receive bonus perks aside from having "Fuckloads of Money". Great Spoof btw.
Yea but a watch juuuust tells time yet they sometimes sell just because an individual has a fuckload of money. You have a car, a laptop, a phone, etc that does that. Just people have to get a new mindset for these things.Or don't and move on. ;-)
Antonio Rad i hate apple hate all their products but i get why they made a expensive watch. look at cars they get outdated in a few years when a new shape is out but people still buy them. people buy sports cars that cost a shitloud. people buy houses that cost a shitload. and really lets look at rolex for example many of their watches can cost alot also. apple know that they eint gonna make a shitload of sales with this like they usually do they did for the fashion purpose if you know what i mean like rolex for example. for you and me its stupid to spend so much on a watch but for some it may not be. not all rich people will buy this ofcourse some will also think its stupid but we need to look at it from a business point of view. maybe apple are wanting to have that prestigious name for watches like rolex do etc. example is the Bugatti veyron thats like the most expensive car so why was it made. easy to give that image and now almost everyone knows about it
According to a certain study (Google it), all the smart people in the world uses Apple products. They're so smart they don't waste time thinking and just went ahead buying anything with the highest price tag assuming they're the best.
Well, apple is pretty much the best. If it breaks, you don't need to waste time replacing parts; you can just fork over 10 times more money for a new computer! :D
3forwade Yeah G-Shocks are ugly af. I'd buy a $350 Apple Watch before a G-Shock to be honest. When I was younger and I saw people wear them I thought they were cheap $20 watches you could buy at Target or Walmart. But then again they're made for durability so even now I don't really know why anyone wears it as an accessory for just going out. I have the same gripes with Northface jackets, they're made for camping/hiking/climbing but somehow became a fashion product and are more often worn with UGG boots than hiking or ski boots.
I have an LG G Watch. I think the Apple watch is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, it looks ugly as hell from every image I've seen, has awful battery life and I can't imagine easily accessing that interface (imagine how small those buttons would be on that size screen). The G Watch is actually very helpful. It's a pain having to charge it once every one/two days but it offers great functionality, if not a lot. It's not about how much it can do but about the small convenience. For example, if I'm going somewhere new and walking, rather than pulling out my phone every 5 minutes to check what street I'm on I just raise my wrist. Same for notifications, same for skipping a song I'm listening to. It prevents me from leaving my phone at home (saved me quite a few times). It's not a big thing but it's natural and a lot more convenient than the alternative. People say they're stupid because you're too lazy to pull your phone out, but it's a small convenience. It's like saying "Why do you want your notifications on your lock screen? Just unlock your phone and pull down the notification drawer." It's not a big deal but it is convenient, especially when it affects so many functions for your device.
XTheGamingBossX not really... I mean you don't have to pay for notifications on your lock screen... also notifications on your lock screen don't make you look like a prat.
Alex Gærtner Most of them don't look that bad. It's a convenience thing. If you have the money, sure. It's not an insane amount and I can afford it. The constant convenience is worth it for me.
Why are so many people bitching about the Gold Apple Watch? Because it seems like you are complaining about something BECAUSE you don't have it. If you can't afford it, buy a regular one! It's not that hard to understand. Geez people.
Nicks Sniper The people that actually buy this give little to no fucks what we think about that decision unfortunately. Also they don't even feel the 10k they spent tbh.
CollegeHumor's videos have been so good that i clicked this thinking it was another of theirs and didn't realise that i was watching the real thing until 30 seconds in..
1 gram of pure gold is about $50. The watch is more then likely electroplated so that gram could cover several hundred watches. The gold in the watch is also not pure, it's 18 karat as advertised on their website. There are much more rarer elements, such as platinum, iridium. Iridium is also more inert, which is why the same reason gold is so highly valued throughout history. People will buy the $10,000 watch, because as you said ITS FUCKING GOLD!
Earthium they also added other things in gold to make it stronger? no one is forced to buy it? no way i'm buying the gold one but i might go for the watch. doesn't mean you should. or anyone on that matter. no need to be all angry because a company put a high price on something. they gave you an option to buy the cheaper ones.
MeMoTie Its about pride and companies having the audacity to price things at a price you know you can't afford for a product that's not worth the value. I'm honestly more considered about people not knowing the material science behind gold, the only product i've ever bought from apple is a 2nd generation ipod shuffle, apple just remakes the same crap every year that's inferior to cheaper products on the market. You have to lack common sense to buy from apple.
Well this IS a watch after all. I mean sure, the Apple Watches all do the same but traditional watches all do the same as well, which is to tell time. However the more stylish ones would cost more. Why? Because its a fucking watch.
I actually hope people spend money on these expensive watches. It just means more money is being transferred from the 'haves' to the 'have nots'. The more materialistic the upper class is, the more the middle and lower class flourishes. So spend away rich folks! We're counting on ya. :)
Some people get money from inheritance, others because they work hard and are ambitious. Even those who were born into the "upper class" have parents who worked hard to attain their prestigious positions. It is unfair to deprive them of the fruits of their labor.
Thanks HettesKvek, that was the least coherent economic reasoning I've ever read! Do you really believe that people who will earn money from these are "have nots"? Seriously? Apple executives and luxury resellers are have nots, in your scheme of mind? Or do you believe the guy downstreet who struggles at selling electronic parts will offer those? Please use your brain.
college humor is as far as ill ride this auto play train.... first it was yellow submarine, then it was TED, then college humor... next comes buzzfeed, watch mojo, hit the harambe speed bump, and then shit gets really fucking weird fucking quick....
Why's everyone throwing such a fuss? Ridiculously overpriced watches have existed for decades. This $10k watch would be considered one of the "shittier" Rolexes.
Producing a fake ass gilded watch like this won't cost more than 1k, without all the crafting techniques that make a watch valuable (this piece of shit is assembled on some assembly line for god's sake, probably along with its other not-so-overpricing siblings), and yet Apple sells it for 10k. You see the point?
Dion Thomas But what if they don't want to spend less on an Android or a Windows phone? You still haven't given me one solid reason any iPhone user should switch.
This watch is a groundbreaking weight loss product to be fair, because once you buy it you won't be able to afford food.
#facts
thesheepthatwentmooo That's awesome lol XD love your videos
Yes - and you will be running from everyone coming after you to steal it.
You are awesome man, and this is #truth
I gave you a like because I see you everywhere.
"Until two years later when you'll need to buy another one."
*is actually only one year*
George Valtom *You mean around 7 months*
George Valtom *You mean around one week*
George Valtom nah it's two years since Apple is too busy "Innovating" on their next IPhone
George Valtom it's gold the value will only go up
Stuffy Pancake no it won't. Is it when real gold? Even if it is that's not even $1000 worth of gold lol
It can also indicate how much in debt you are.
+tjperez69 ahaaaa
Yep. iSheep in a nutshell
+Nut Case (BurN2Otice) I am so glad you used that word. 95% of apple products are idiotic
***** Or are a small minded, broke-as-a-joke Millenial who buys Apple products simply because everyone else has them (whether the product(s) are good or not).
+Nut Case (BurN2Otice) its actually happens in my country. Everyone buy Iphone4 or 5 because can't afford the Iphone6 because they want to be seen using Apple products. That's not all there's even people buy Iphone 3gs for god sake.
actually its to show how much money you HAD
lmao
It shows much how money you wasted*
it's to let everyone know you're a tool in 0.0037 seconds. you dont even need to open your mouth now. this products breaks new grounds
It shows how much of a prentious snob you are lol
Hotpot Master or bills, or video games, or a Rolex, or a computer, or to rent an apartment
Oh look, likes are up to 24k... like the watch
College humour great job on the video. It was amazing
Love our fans
CollegeHumor Do you really love your fans, CollegeHumor? Would you buy me a watch? I am your biggest fan, no kiddin'.
I hate the new Xk likes numbering system, just give us the actual numbers. This is only serving to hide information and make people think only in simple numbers.
Check out *instaphamous dot com* to get 2,100 instagram likes today!
I remember when watches were there to tell the time
+Cristian Rodríguez Personally I prefer them as they are now.
I don't know how I would live without my phone for a day /
Would you take your pc onto a plane :/
I have never owned a laptop.
+Jim “From” IT Amen brother!
The best part of apple coming out with a new product. The CH videos that make fun of them.
ily bby.
ily2
You're here too? HUUUUUUH!!!
Ugh
UGH FUCK OFF
it shows off that you *had* $10,000
111st like
Some people buy $10.000 watches while kids in Africa don't know the time.
Smh.
-actually shaking my penis-
some people buy 10,000 african kids with $1
ricolinuxtutorial lmfao
kako ne znaju brate
Moreno Kajkut i don't need google translate to know u want the D
"Gold, Steel, and alumininniium"
lmfao shots fired
It doesn't cost $10,000...
...it costs $9,999.99.
That's $10000 and it even goes up to the very affordable price of $21000
Bryan Doherty actually there is a period there not a comma, and numbers after that period means cents
Alex Porter significant figures, $9999.99 rounds to $10000, the reason why everyone says its $10000 because one cent doesn't matter.
Bryan Doherty But technically they always get the price wrong
Alex Porter Just inlcude the taxes and your over 12K.
" *Alumininium* "
Why does this get me every time??? :DDD
aloomaninium lolololol
aluniminimum
ikr
Aluminimum
so many fake gold ones will be made it will completely ruin the point of this watch
Ya I expect fake gold casings you can install yourself will be available on ebay about 1 second after this thing goes on sale.
taltigolt what's the point again?
ankurama to show that you have money
I don't know if I'd want to wear something that's worth 10k or, in the case of a fake gold one, something that people think is worth 10k, on the street. Isn't that just asking to get mugged ?
supermax64 yep
A rolex gets more valuable whit the pass of time, an apple watch gets obsolete the next year
To be honest, Rolex is such an overpriced piece of shit too. You don't pay for quality. You pay for the brand.
+cRaB jUiCe Actually, you pay for the "fuck you" amount of platinum on it.
+Jorge Vila the apple watch still isn't obsolete big dog
+joshxkerrigan They're still trying to figure out with all the money they got from the golden ones
+cRaB jUiCe Just like the Iwatch, you pay for the status.
CollegeHumor fuck you money
Thumbs up for this!I agree.
SnorkFlirt lol nice try fanboy android does more for less deal with it
Pseudonym Persona shhhh you might enrage it. also don't mention there are more android users than sheep os
kenta nakai i have a galaxy s5 and i hate it
the alumininium joke is criminally under appreciated
"Then they'll know, you have that much money."
Me- "Then they will mug your rich ass"
*I'd be so paranoid* with *$10,000 strapped around my wrist*.
It will be a pick pocketers dream if they saw that watch on someone's wrist.
Noel Parson Except for the fact the watch has little material value. It has considerably less gold than a rolex, and the computer parts aren't worth much. Also it can be tracked. It's not even worth stealing, but a meth addict would definitely stab a person for it.
Coy made cheap and sold for over 10 times the price. Oh Apple. Also, if they take it to someone who is tech smart, they would find a way round the tracker and GPS and sell it via the black market.
Noel Parson No one that smart is mugging people for their watch.
Coy True
This will be outdated within two years max!
?
You're wrong, it's been outdated since last week
Mr. Taco So after a year or two, you'll have $1,500 to $2,000 worth of gold. And an $8,000 piece of out-dated tech that is now virtually worthless.
Mr. Taco Yeah it might go up the price... If it's still work that is... The battery will die out in a couple of years, and there's nothing you could do.
Oh btw, there's at least 1,000 that Apple has already produced... so it's not really that rare, plus, it look suck so no one's gonna like it.
Don't get me wrong I use apple shit, just NOT THIS SHIT.
Alltime Conspiracies it already is outdated
1:06 he was wearing a fit bit
Dicks out for Harambe
Apple once banned the app, "I AM RICH", for costing $1,000 and force them to refund the money to anyone who bought it. I always thought it was silly that apple feels the need to police stupid people who like to waste their money, if they want an app that does nothing, let them.
However this watch puts everything in hindsight, they were just mad they didn't think of it first.
American/British english: Alumininium
He completely botched the pronunciation.
Appleinium
Most Brits say aluminium while most Americans pronounce it aluminum.
orky52 - (shadow masters) :3 It isn't a pronunciation difference, the words are different. The man who named the element changed it 3 times, aluminium caught on in the UK, while aluminum was more commonly used in America.
Crimson_Tango yes it was already in the dictionaries across america as alluminum and was being heavily advertised by the time it was officially named alluminium in the uk so it just stuck as alluminum many peopel dont know about this though most british think its just americans pronouncing it wrong while most americans think it is just weird english pronunciation when they are actually spelt differently... if it wasnt for the wide spread marketing of alluminum it would most likely be known as alluminium in the states as well ...
If apple would ever made cars would it have windows??
Fail.
Lool I see what u did there.
see what you did pear
This joke has something like 25 years, just drop it.
They would call it Apple Glass with Retina Display.
With $10,000 you can buy a fucking car
Fr
+★_Vizualize_★ probably only a used shitty one.
Better than a shitty watch
+░KenLinx░ no...... a shitty one would be around 3000
what kinda car can you buy with 10,000
eww probably one of those nasty common man cars
#thestruggle #ewwpoorpeople #snobbyrichcomment
#hashtag #unnecessaryhashtag #hashtagbecauseicanmofo
Hey if I'm going to buy a watch that costs $10,000, It better come with a Omnitrix feature.
yessssssssssssssss
lol yeah
ftw
Eyyyy
Facts
Alumininium.
I just listened to that word twice and I was like... hold on, that is wrong hahaha
when you can't decide whether the British or the US spelling is correct just mix them both.
*the world-wide, scientific spelling or the US spelling
In fact, the US chemists agreed to use the European spelling for aluminium, while in return the Europeans would use a US spelling for a different element. But then the US decided to just not bother with using the spelling agreed upon, so now they just use the US spelling for both whole the Europeans did agree to their word.
While*
If I'm going to spend $10,000 on a watch: a movie, a meal and a date with Britney Spears better come with it
bro this isn't the 90's
a movie + meal + date with britnney = $9.99
and I'm generous
i think britney spears would pay you for a date if you are fairly young XD
ricolinuxtutorial But the watch is 9,990
123455thatguy yep and britney's $1.99
ricolinuxtutorial Bit much
I'd rather spend $10,000 on the golden frying pan in tf2.
+Jared Norton 10000 dollars on indieSteam garbage
nah csgo skins better
Invincibility upon being equipped.
+Golden Nuke Which is actually an even more retarded way to spend money on. It's just a ridiculous, virtual tf2 melee weapon reskin. Apple's sorry excuse of a watch... of a smartphone... smwatch... ah forget it... but at least it's a real thing that does stuff, unlike default melee weapon reskin.
+DarkPatro56 But it turns people INTO GOOOOLD :D
Press play and then press 3.
Then look at your 3 likes :3
magicards73 rapidly press 4
Or hold 6 to see "JonyIve.exe stopped working".
9's better
***** sorry didnt see your comment :P
Apple
Think richer
+Preston Smith The thinking part is going to be difficult, that's why you need a gold watch, so you can look and just know.
haha nice
Now think broke
I love it haha.
I was watching your vids and I clicked on the air pod announcement video thinking it was another one of your vids *facepalm*
Napsta Blook me too lol
i did the same thing and i watched it almost completely through before i realized there was nothing funny about it.
For 10000$ you can get an Ultra HD 4K TV, which is one million times better than this piece of crap.
I'm kind of an Apple fanboy, but that's true.
+james lebron Smoke Weed Everyday. 8)
+PrimaVodka and you can get it curved, and get a really powerful pc to hook up to it!
Or you could possibly get 1000 hookers in Thailand, maybe even more.
+ps3master72 a really powerful pc to play indie crap and bad ports lol
Ending was brilliant!
"Until 2 years from know...when we release a newer and you buy it again"
2 years is generous, could be next year.
Haha, very true!
Who knows, maybe the new iphone this year could also have that
I'm disappointed, apple. When I where my gold apple watch to yacht parties, people say, "What a loser, wearing a gold apple watch! He only has 10,000 dollars to spare!" You need to make a 100,000 platinum watch!
Did he say alumininium on purpose or were they just too lazy to do another take?
***** That's aluminium . He said alumininium
magicards73 sarcasm or stupidity? i can't tell.
magicards73 people pronunce it aluminum and he said aluminium not alumininium
That's how it's pronounced outside the U.S.
Atticus Finch can you read?
their apple parody ads are the best xD
People who don't understand the idea of a luxury version of an item.
If you're even considering getting the 10k Apple Watch, then you're definitely not worrying about it becoming out of date or stuff like that.
Would rather get a real watch like a patek. THAT shows you have money, not some apple watch that people will use to say "Get me a pumpkin spice latte please" I have a phone that can do that.
***** Good for you. Are you making a point or just trying to sound clever while attacking Apple?
LX Goes for every smart watch out there. I don't see why people have them and have a smart phone. EDIT: Also do you know how much a regular patek watch costs? THAT shows I have money, this shows I have money but not as much with that guy with those 5 speedmasters and that 1 patek watch. Also you can pair a smartphone and one of those watches with only 1 thing in common that it can tell time.
***** Okay, so you don't have a point just feel a need to run in here and fail at being clever.
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LX Point is I have a smart phone that can do these actions that smartwatches can. I have a way better looking watch than smartwatches that can tell time and not die on me or stop working because I am under a meter of water.
SPRAYPAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPRAYPAINTED GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omfg
Casey
Okay, I just went from this video to Apple's video for the Air Pods. I thought it was made by CH, so I watched the entire thing thinking it was a parody, and being entertained. I was legitimately convinced the whole way through.
1990 rich white kids disliked this
*1k
Rich white kids don't even use Apple dumbass
2000 no, way too many
I believe you're talking about (INSERT STEREOTYPE HERE).
Bob Birdsong unfunny.
Allumininium - I love it
It cracked me up when I first heard it.
"Fuck you money" lol
if i have 10k$ to spend on watch , who give a damn what time is it.
I've been using a $100 citizen analog watch with sapphire glass for a couple of years now. I never worry about the battery, it's more precise than an automatic rolex (automatic watches are never as accurate as quartz ones) and looks just fine. I bath with it, train with it, go out with it... nobody ever notices it, it's never out of place. That's a good watch to me.
i lovee the background voice!!! who is the narator?
it shows it at the start???
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+ManNamedJack it doesn't, Jony Ive is the person the narrator is parodying
RAYOANDJUSTIN isnt that what she ment
+ManNamedJack well its still a different guy and a little different voice
"You can just look at your wrist *checks Fitbit* oh yeah, I'm rich."
The end of the video actually brings up a really good point. An Apple Watch will depreciate a lot and be completely obsolete in a few years. A Rolex will cost less, hold it's value better, and will still be relevant in a decade.
The middle tier shows people you’re rich already. That gold tier… basically really proves to everyone that you _were_ rich.
So you COULD get a $3500 PC (most expensive you'll ever need xD) with 3 4k monitors...
Or you could have a piece of gold on your wrist. Yeah fuck the PC.
aMiRuL aZiZoL That's what I said?
I could get a statue made of gold for the price of that watch.
Tristhal No. No way. Aluminium maybe.
Jec A statue of the watch yeah. Not 24k your normal jewlery standard. Gold isn't that expensive.
Tristhal Wait I thought you meant a lifesize statue of you. xD
I don't understand why they just painted it like the Gold from the 5S instead of having to make their own form of Pure Gold.
Would have saved alot of money for both the consumer and the supplier.
That's not what they were going for. This is for fashion. Watches go for that much already. Nothing new really. Don't like it, don't buy it. Love the Jony voice and Tim's somewhat ghetto voice.
Javi Gomez Yes, but putting Gold on a Technological Piece of hardware, which will become outdated completely in a few years time, seems abysmal. For $10K, Buyers should receive bonus perks aside from having "Fuckloads of Money". Great Spoof btw.
Yea but a watch juuuust tells time yet they sometimes sell just because an individual has a fuckload of money. You have a car, a laptop, a phone, etc that does that. Just people have to get a new mindset for these things.Or don't and move on. ;-)
Antonio Rad i hate apple hate all their products but i get why they made a expensive watch. look at cars they get outdated in a few years when a new shape is out but people still buy them. people buy sports cars that cost a shitloud. people buy houses that cost a shitload. and really lets look at rolex for example many of their watches can cost alot also. apple know that they eint gonna make a shitload of sales with this like they usually do they did for the fashion purpose if you know what i mean like rolex for example. for you and me its stupid to spend so much on a watch but for some it may not be. not all rich people will buy this ofcourse some will also think its stupid but we need to look at it from a business point of view. maybe apple are wanting to have that prestigious name for watches like rolex do etc. example is the Bugatti veyron thats like the most expensive car so why was it made. easy to give that image and now almost everyone knows about it
the it wouldn't be ten thousand dollarsxD
According to a certain study (Google it), all the smart people in the world uses Apple products. They're so smart they don't waste time thinking and just went ahead buying anything with the highest price tag assuming they're the best.
Well, apple is pretty much the best. If it breaks, you don't need to waste time replacing parts; you can just fork over 10 times more money for a new computer! :D
Melon Lord
That makes them not so smart then.
Thomas Allister
the joke
your head
It's meant to be a sarcasm.
This is the best series of the channel.
G-Shocks ALL DAY.
I see you're still traped in 2012
3forwade I see you're still trapped in the third-grade.
Still overpriced meh watch.
Raz Fiasco no just that my sense of style goes further than g-shocks. don't get me wrong g-shocks are cool but i grew out of them
3forwade Yeah G-Shocks are ugly af. I'd buy a $350 Apple Watch before a G-Shock to be honest. When I was younger and I saw people wear them I thought they were cheap $20 watches you could buy at Target or Walmart. But then again they're made for durability so even now I don't really know why anyone wears it as an accessory for just going out. I have the same gripes with Northface jackets, they're made for camping/hiking/climbing but somehow became a fashion product and are more often worn with UGG boots than hiking or ski boots.
"Alumininium"
I love Jony
:D
0:41 'Apple Watch comes in Gold, Steel and Alumininium.' Johnny Ive loves to talk about high grade, polished alumininium.
I doubt smart watches are gonna catch on... they're just stupid.
I have an LG G Watch. I think the Apple watch is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, it looks ugly as hell from every image I've seen, has awful battery life and I can't imagine easily accessing that interface (imagine how small those buttons would be on that size screen).
The G Watch is actually very helpful. It's a pain having to charge it once every one/two days but it offers great functionality, if not a lot. It's not about how much it can do but about the small convenience. For example, if I'm going somewhere new and walking, rather than pulling out my phone every 5 minutes to check what street I'm on I just raise my wrist. Same for notifications, same for skipping a song I'm listening to. It prevents me from leaving my phone at home (saved me quite a few times). It's not a big thing but it's natural and a lot more convenient than the alternative.
People say they're stupid because you're too lazy to pull your phone out, but it's a small convenience. It's like saying "Why do you want your notifications on your lock screen? Just unlock your phone and pull down the notification drawer." It's not a big deal but it is convenient, especially when it affects so many functions for your device.
XTheGamingBossX not really... I mean you don't have to pay for notifications on your lock screen... also notifications on your lock screen don't make you look like a prat.
Alex Gærtner Most of them don't look that bad. It's a convenience thing. If you have the money, sure. It's not an insane amount and I can afford it. The constant convenience is worth it for me.
XTheGamingBossX Maybe... For the price of most smart watches one could buy himself a OnePlus One... much better investment.
Alex Gærtner I actually have a OnePlus One, my G Watch cost about half of it.
I'm an American and I say aluminium because I heard it in the Hello Internet podcast and I was like "That sounds more fun."
Aluminium
nope
Alumininium.
Sean Kratovil-Lavelle
Aluminuminiumum
im so happy collegehumor is good again
This video has earned a little more than half that much with 4.5 mil views
That's not even close to how much that equates to....
Also considering users with adblock, it definitely isn't close.
+Rubeus. M exactly, with 0.0007 cents per view :/
No it equates to around 9000$ not including collegehumors non youtube ad sponserships
So yeah Jbskif is right.
Maxbubby no it doesn't...
Why are so many people bitching about the Gold Apple Watch? Because it seems like you are complaining about something BECAUSE you don't have it. If you can't afford it, buy a regular one! It's not that hard to understand. Geez people.
i thinks it's more of a joke on the people who buy one.
Nicks Sniper The people that actually buy this give little to no fucks what we think about that decision unfortunately. Also they don't even feel the 10k they spent tbh.
rmurdt surtmstu Are you kidding? You don't think it's absurd to spend enough money to feed a family for a year or more on a fucking color option?
even the regular one is way too expensive.
Ignas359 So? The jokes aren't FOR those people just because it is about them.
allumininium
CollegeHumor's videos have been so good that i clicked this thinking it was another of theirs and didn't realise that i was watching the real thing until 30 seconds in..
When you look at your wrist to check your net-worth and realize nothing is there but a rubber band ..... :(
It's not black and gold, it's black and blue
Why is the GOLD Apple Watch $10,000?
Well, it's probably because it's FUCKING GOLD.
1 gram of pure gold is about $50. The watch is more then likely electroplated so that gram could cover several hundred watches. The gold in the watch is also not pure, it's 18 karat as advertised on their website. There are much more rarer elements, such as platinum, iridium. Iridium is also more inert, which is why the same reason gold is so highly valued throughout history. People will buy the $10,000 watch, because as you said ITS FUCKING GOLD!
Earthium
they also added other things in gold to make it stronger? no one is forced to buy it? no way i'm buying the gold one but i might go for the watch. doesn't mean you should. or anyone on that matter. no need to be all angry because a company put a high price on something. they gave you an option to buy the cheaper ones.
MeMoTie Its about pride and companies having the audacity to price things at a price you know you can't afford for a product that's not worth the value. I'm honestly more considered about people not knowing the material science behind gold, the only product i've ever bought from apple is a 2nd generation ipod shuffle, apple just remakes the same crap every year that's inferior to cheaper products on the market. You have to lack common sense to buy from apple.
Is that much gold really worth 10K tho? (i think not)
I_Like_Pokemon a grand, somewhere around that. it's not pure gold coz if it is it will bend and dent easily.
god i love these commercials XD love you guys for making these, right on point!
2years no give them 7 months to make the same I watch and call it the iwatch2
Why not iwatch s
Iwatch +
Its not called i watch its the apple watch
+I Midnight DroidH Iwatchu
..._had_ $10,000.
the Apple watch is like a smartphone, it can do just about anything, and, as an extra bonus, it even shows the time!!!!!
Y'all are so freakin accurate in everything! I love the channel!
That's dumb. Let people know who to kidnap for ransom money! 😂 😂 😂
Honestly man it doesnt even have enough features. I would rather the gear s anyday.
JohnnyB May same here. But I wouldn't wear it much because of work. That's why I never bought one.
that's crazy...I wouldn't even if I could afford it
Joseph Sigur Jr me either lol
This is one area that apple has lost their damn mind ! Lol.
I don't even want a gear watch, but if I did get a smart watch it wouldn't be this one .
Omg it's Adam, now he's everywhere
Isn't it called the Iwatch?
Whoever does the voice overs is a legend
Well this IS a watch after all. I mean sure, the Apple Watches all do the same but traditional watches all do the same as well, which is to tell time. However the more stylish ones would cost more. Why? Because its a fucking watch.
Preach
"Instead of writing them a text that says how you feel, they can just look at your wrist and they will know."
....get it?
That moment when you realize you could trade in two Gold Apple Watches for a *Ford Mustang.*
That moment when you could trade in a Gold Apple Watch for an actual Rolex Watch.
An entry Rolex
I love the guy they use to play Tim Cook, he's hilarious.
Exactly😁
0:46 alumininium
I heard on the news that it's made out of 18 karat Apple gold -_- . What complete bull!
It starts at $10,000. If you want 24k you'll have to dish out another $7,000 or so.
wuzza karao
$10,000 you could buy enough gold to make more than are probably even going to be made
turtle79070 Gold's roughly 1,000 dollars per ounce at these rates. A karat is much much much much smaller than an ounce. So no, it's really not.
***** you're fun at parties
0:56 a little money lol
See this is why you guys have 11m subs this is amazing
LOL Apple Watch 2 is coming out less than two years later
Get the gold Apple Watch! It’s the same exact thing as the normal one except it is gold and super fucking expensive!
You misspelled it,it´s called the iWatch
Adam at the end was hilarious!
I actually hope people spend money on these expensive watches. It just means more money is being transferred from the 'haves' to the 'have nots'. The more materialistic the upper class is, the more the middle and lower class flourishes. So spend away rich folks! We're counting on ya. :)
Plus the poor can just steal the shit out of those things and get an instant 10k
Some people get money from inheritance, others because they work hard and are ambitious. Even those who were born into the "upper class" have parents who worked hard to attain their prestigious positions. It is unfair to deprive them of the fruits of their labor.
Can you explain why that is or at least link me to an article that explains it?
Macey Rosalie Something tells me you're upper class...But I agree with papasmurzable, just rob the fuckers.
Thanks HettesKvek, that was the least coherent economic reasoning I've ever read! Do you really believe that people who will earn money from these are "have nots"? Seriously? Apple executives and luxury resellers are have nots, in your scheme of mind? Or do you believe the guy downstreet who struggles at selling electronic parts will offer those? Please use your brain.
looks at watch
oh look i'm rich damn it feels good to be a gangster
did he look at a fitbit? 1:04
I love the narrator! XD He sounds so carefree
college humor is as far as ill ride this auto play train.... first it was yellow submarine, then it was TED, then college humor... next comes buzzfeed, watch mojo, hit the harambe speed bump, and then shit gets really fucking weird fucking quick....
Why's everyone throwing such a fuss? Ridiculously overpriced watches have existed for decades. This $10k watch would be considered one of the "shittier" Rolexes.
Producing a fake ass gilded watch like this won't cost more than 1k, without all the crafting techniques that make a watch valuable (this piece of shit is assembled on some assembly line for god's sake, probably along with its other not-so-overpricing siblings), and yet Apple sells it for 10k. You see the point?
Jakub Mik yup you have a point except the moron part lel.
Because the Rolex will last for decades or more, this shit will last you one or two years max.
***** here is your definite answer: techcrunch.com/2015/03/11/rose_gold/
Watches that you get in Happy Meals are still better ._.
+PaulDuhTaco No they're not
omg yus!! I used to have the flippy spongebob ones and sanrio! x3
I had no idea how many of these you guys have done
Android Master Race
Please, iSheep, tell me why you think that this overpriced shit is any better than devices using Android.
I use Android and I like it. However, some people simply like the iPhone experience better. Tell me one reason they should switch over.
PillowGamerYT As shown in the video and in my comment, all Apple products are overpriced as fuck.
Dion Thomas but if the person likes the device and can afford it.. why should they switch?
PillowGamerYT They may be able to afford it, but they can afford more when purchasing devices of lower price.
Dion Thomas But what if they don't want to spend less on an Android or a Windows phone? You still haven't given me one solid reason any iPhone user should switch.
and it only works with their phones... sigh
KEVIN IT IS WORTH IT IF UR GOING TO WEAR OT ALL THE TIME AND THERE R OTHER WATCHES LIKE A FEW PATEK PHILLIPE THAT COST LIKE 150k.
yah, their design is stupid
its not even circular
uh...
Abhinav Kolli lol, ur raging
I love Adam's outro.