@Osama Barrack Bin Brahmin yeah JC2 factions are cool but to be fair the JC3 rebels are badass too. Literally everything they wear is just stolen enemy gear or civilian stuff.
I've actually been playing it for the first time on my PS3 now! Still a large improvement over the first game on PS2. Though I will always love the Mercenaries series too, shame EA killed it.
@@ponivi I think they do, considering a lot of great games like COD early COD games were available, Assassins creed wasn't some over the top, acid trip visual spectacle and you had a lot of mid tier games that were just wacky as all hell and they were great.
Not sure if its true, but I’ve heard the reason there is only an achievement for 75% completion and not 100% is because one of the settlements is glitched and you cannot finish it to 100%. Leaving your total game score at a frustrating 99.99% completion.
I played the game a while ago but IIRC this is correct. I used the 3rd party program he showed to get all the unlisted boxes and infrastructure, and still got 99.99%.
Well for me it’s the same but for just cause 3 I have all the ps4 trophies except for one which requires you to “beat a score you were called out on” so someone has to “call you out” on a score in a feat they’ve gotten and you have to beat it, but it’s 2021 and who the hell is gonna call me out
@@charliew.1122 Yeah I dont know why but at one point games were made to be insane to get 100% in. But then again DLCs werent really a thing back then.
@@charliew.1122 You can't 100% JC2 lol there's a glitched Water Tower that doesn't spawn preventing you to 100% the game, the max you can get is 99.95%
Everyone on that boat would be instantly blinded as the thermal and ionizing radiation from the nuke sears and melts their flesh and clothes together as one horrifying mass as fusion decay products such as radioiodines render the entire region uninhabitable for years. VERY bright tomorrow.
At the very least, I'm 99% sure the *writing* is intentionally very bad, since it's supposed to be a parody of Action Movie tropes. At least, that's always been my takeaway from these games. And it explains how insanely ridiculous and cheesy things can get.
I remember being 11, playing that trial, and watching that cutscene over and over again before I covinced my mom go buy the game. "YOU ARE THE SCORPIO, NO? I HEAR YOU ARE VERY SKILLED". "They tell me I am the best".
The amount of hours I spent as a kid constantly respawning on that mountain after seeing the same cutscene over and over hahaha, wasn’t there also a time limit or some sort of restriction to the trial? Feel like I remember not being able to go beyond that region you started in on the trial version
@@cryo2156 Yeah. Destroying the same underground storage thing over and over again. I remember trying to complete as much as I could in those 30 minutes
Thank you for making this video. It really summarizes Just Cause 2 in an awesome, comedic way. I am playing the game right now, so it really is relatable.
I spent over 135 hours getting to 99.20% game completion. It was not worth it. There are literally zero incentives to get past 75% and the best part is getting 100% is literally impossible without exploits or mods. Very good game, I give 8/10.
Wow going back to look at this game after playing jc3 and 4 for the past weeks really shows me how bad the explosion effects are but when I was a kid this game looked amazing how time flies
Love it. Been playing this game for a decade, just started playing fresh again and am up to 75% you make it so much more entertaining that Just playing
Epic game, only problem are a lot of missions that play similarly IE "escort a faction's team and a hacker to hack into some base somewhere" with minor dialogue changes.
5:25 martin: i do not recommend completing the whole game , martin in "this video will obliterate in 48 hours" video: i am planing to do a %100 percent just cause speedrun lol m8 i wish you good luck
Says " i do not recommend going for high completion cuz it can get repetitive " then proceed to complete just cause 3 campaign 3 times and just cause 2 in 1 sitting
fun fact: The Island's name, "Panau" is actually a South East Asian local word for tinea versicolor, which is a skin disease that's caused by humid fungal infection.
Martincitopants 2020 : #5:31 Martincitopants 2021 : let's do just cause 3 full completion stream and have breakdown Martincitopants 2021: I'll fucKiNg Do IT agAiN
@@imbadatusernames3304 bruh i got 96.26% without any mods. Took me about 76 hours. P.S. getting 100% in the city areas was a freaking nightmare. You'll understand if you tried.
@@bruhSaintJohn can you get 100% though? My point is that there's stuff required for 100% that you literally cannot access without changing the files, it simply isnt on the map
Also, I did try to get 100 in the panau cities, I damn near went insane and still have a single item left to obtain, I gave up on that one a long time ago
I JUST realized that Pandak Panay's first name, Pandak, is just a tweaked version of the word "pendek" in the Malayan language tree, which means short... Son of a Mia
It's *staggering* how your channel, and you as a creator, has grown in such a short amount of time. Not that this video is bad, but the amount of lessons learned and upgrades to quality and writing, not to mention finding your own style as an entertainer, makes such a massive difference that you'd think this was made by an entirely different creator.
martincitopants my one request is you somehow include the clip of di ravioli essentially calling Rico (invisible) Rodriguez a squirrel boy. Or something like that I’m pretty sure he say something about him being an orphan in a squirrel suit.
When i played just cause 3 i was like i recognised that voice from somewhere. And i searched it up once while playing it and damn i was strangely surprised to see David Tennant as the voice actor.
My favourite pastime in JC2 after story completion was grappling myself to gas canisters, shooting them and flying off into orbit. That, or grapple civilians to them
This channel really reminds me of SsethTzeentach, I vibe with this Heavily. Will be recommending this to my many friends of MANY ethnicities
he also has the audio effects of seth everman
Why can't I like this comment TWICE?
Sseth is multiplying
Same. First thing I thought of. How many others think the same?
@@mildlysuspicious2960 shut the f up
"seriously I do not recommend going for high completion, it's a waste of energy" - this aged well didn't it
It aged well indeed
This aged very well!
I was looking for this comment 😂
Like fine wine
This game is so inaccurate: The US wouldn't destroy oil like that.
They would, if they couldn't touch them.
@@Saviliana true
@John Higgins
Based and ricopilled lore
John Higgins I genuinely can’t tell if this is real or you made this up on the spot
@John Higgins Oo
TOMORROW we fight with CROOSE MISSILE
YES comrade
croooooooooooooose missile
Reaper soldier:HIIIIIIIIII!!#
NOW KISS A COW RICO
YEET
Are we not going to talk about the fact that the cities in this game look more economically developed than the cities in Just Cause 3?
And that both are more developed games than jc4 **looks spitefuly at just cause 4**
The JC3 cities were less cities and more rural Italian village, I found the lack of sky scrapers... disturbing
Hammer and Pickle
There was a lake of sky scrapers? Damn, I missed that.
@@malaizze 😂
@@malaizze AHHHH!! I FUCKED UP!
This is just Indonesia
Oof
U mean that all places in panau is named based on indonesian words?
Places-Indonesia
Accent-Singaporean
Military/country logo-Philipines
Words-Thailand
Iconic buildings-Malaysia
@ also Tamil writing, but it's all the same word
Muhammad Faiz Khawarizmi prob just the fact that there is a tuktuk with a fucking tank cannon lol
2:55
"a tuk-tuk with a tank cannon mounted to it"
I lost it there
It's made a return in just cause 4 with another cannon mounted on top
Why
I like it
But why
@@tankhead2645 yes
U can thank Dimah for the tuk tuk with a damn cannon
Tom Sheldon just wants to grill.
Procedes to grill pig even though radioactive fallout falls on them
what a centrist.
Damn, Tom Sheldon’s a centrist
S l o t h D e m o n
Did you know, due to a missing object, it's actually impossible to get 100% completion?
@EasyBreadToast DID YOU KNOW, DUE TO A MISSING OBJECT, IT'S ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET 100% COMPLETION?
What is said object?
@@Dark.730 so you're saying I've spent the last year searching for something that doesn't exist? How many other lies have I been told by the council
@@Dark.730 thank God for mods
@@Lexie_Tyler05 this one:
🇪
I like how they ditched the whole four factions thing in just cause 3 and 4 just for haha shit go boom
And Rico wouldn't have it any other way
I thought the factions were boring and uninteresting. Except for B O L O S A N T O S I and her communist buddies.
@Joe Mama Yes It was repetetive, but so was just cause 2, you just have diffrent dialogues before destroing the bases
@@InductionFrog yeah that's accurate
@Osama Barrack Bin Brahmin yeah JC2 factions are cool but to be fair the JC3 rebels are badass too. Literally everything they wear is just stolen enemy gear or civilian stuff.
"I reject your government and substitute my own." U.S. foreign policy in a nutshell
Yes,a classic Mythbusters reference
This aged really well (in here after the people who assassinated Haiti's president came clean as FBI/CIA informants)
@c dollar how about the dictatorship installed and/or supported by the US in foreign countries are they the exception here?
@c dollar how about interfering in other countries matter and then after completing fcking it up,abounding the area saying it is not thier job.
@@Tigershark_3082 he was against maxines for coof
I only just realized that "Sloth Demon" is an anagram of "Tom Sheldon". Bravo, Avalanche Studios.
There's no T
@@leannebales5020 slo_t_h demon
alright, how do you spell sloth then?
@@soulz0387 sloh
Dude, I didn’t see that until TODAY
As broken and old this game is, it still holds a special place in my heart from the PS3 glory days.
I only played it back on my old laptop but i remember playing this at school all the time instead of doing any work lmao.
I've actually been playing it for the first time on my PS3 now! Still a large improvement over the first game on PS2. Though I will always love the Mercenaries series too, shame EA killed it.
I like how a good portion of the bugs are actually enjoyable
The words PS3 and glory days don’t belong together, more like visual peak
@@ponivi I think they do, considering a lot of great games like COD early COD games were available, Assassins creed wasn't some over the top, acid trip visual spectacle and you had a lot of mid tier games that were just wacky as all hell and they were great.
“HE’S GOT ME WITH HIS WIRE THINGY” -one of the voice lines
Then usually right after is
"WOOOOOOAAAAAAA- OWW!"
*PANAU*
🅱ANAU
pan
🅱️OAT
@@lukefed au
GIVE 🅱️APA A HUG
"I do not recommend going for high completion it's a complete waste of energy" - Frogman, 2020
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear
Not sure if its true, but I’ve heard the reason there is only an achievement for 75% completion and not 100% is because one of the settlements is glitched and you cannot finish it to 100%. Leaving your total game score at a frustrating 99.99% completion.
I played the game a while ago but IIRC this is correct. I used the 3rd party program he showed to get all the unlisted boxes and infrastructure, and still got 99.99%.
Well for me it’s the same but for just cause 3 I have all the ps4 trophies except for one which requires you to “beat a score you were called out on” so someone has to “call you out” on a score in a feat they’ve gotten and you have to beat it, but it’s 2021 and who the hell is gonna call me out
Truly chaotic
@@Presidentofthepresident just set up a boosting session on Psn profiles lmao
@@Presidentofthepresident I helped someone out like a month ago with it but deleted the game
5:31 “I do not recommend going for high completion”
*goes on to speedrun the sequel to the game
t w i c e*
Edit: well shit.
Thrice!
I haven't played JC2 only JC3, but this game looks atleast 10x harder to 100% than JC3
@@charliew.1122 Yeah I dont know why but at one point games were made to be insane to get 100% in. But then again DLCs werent really a thing back then.
Daniel More than thrice since he did at least 4
@@charliew.1122 You can't 100% JC2 lol there's a glitched Water Tower that doesn't spawn preventing you to 100% the game, the max you can get is 99.95%
WE HAVE REPORTS OF VIOLENCE AH
Report to location *iMMIDIITLY!*
ALL UNITS, ATTACK! ATTACK!
ALAERRT ALAERRT, REPORT DOME HOSTAILS IN THI AEREEA, RESPOND TO SAIGHT IMMIIDIATELY
HELP HES GOT ME WITH HIS WIRE THINGGG
HIS TRYYYYIN' TO HIIIIDE! ( }:-})
Just Cause 2 really holds a special place in my heart
It’s the first video game I ever completed on my own
@@fearofowl5973 ayy same here
- literally everyone
Everyone: To a brighter tomorrow!
Also everyone: *Gets incinerated by nuclear blast
hey at least they have a really bright light
for a while atleast
Everyone on that boat would be instantly blinded as the thermal and ionizing radiation from the nuke sears and melts their flesh and clothes together as one horrifying mass as fusion decay products such as radioiodines render the entire region uninhabitable for years. VERY bright tomorrow.
nuclear fallout is snowing into their drinks
“No, no, he’s got a point.”
my theory is this games voice acting and writing and physics and etc is INTENTIONALLY bad, because this game is a parody
Its just all too good.
At the very least, I'm 99% sure the *writing* is intentionally very bad, since it's supposed to be a parody of Action Movie tropes. At least, that's always been my takeaway from these games. And it explains how insanely ridiculous and cheesy things can get.
I mean it's a pretty old game.. 10 years now.
@@iCore7Gaming ?
What ae you doing to my car OH MY GOOAAAD
Yeah, they took just cause 3’s story a lot more seriously
I remember the trial to this game that had that fucking cutscene that you couldn't skip "MY NAME IS BOLO SANTOSI"
I remember being 11, playing that trial, and watching that cutscene over and over again before I covinced my mom go buy the game. "YOU ARE THE SCORPIO, NO? I HEAR YOU ARE VERY SKILLED".
"They tell me I am the best".
The amount of hours I spent as a kid constantly respawning on that mountain after seeing the same cutscene over and over hahaha, wasn’t there also a time limit or some sort of restriction to the trial? Feel like I remember not being able to go beyond that region you started in on the trial version
@@chilton7853 yeah I think there was a 30min limt or something
@@cryo2156 Yeah. Destroying the same underground storage thing over and over again. I remember trying to complete as much as I could in those 30 minutes
"Don't go for high completions"
A couple years later...
"I am going to speedrun Just Cause 2 instead of Just Cause 3"
When he keeps saying "BOAT" I just laugh my ass off
“Seriously I do not recommend going for high completion rate it’s a complete waste of time”
-Some Frog Guy
*DELIVER THE B O A T*
"I do not reccomend going for high completion"
Except if it's in speedrun format, of course
“I do not reccomend high completion”
- Hypocrite Frog
Imagine actually helping the imperialists or the communists and not just flying around like spiderman?
imagine actually progressing the story instead of commiting warcrimes
Imagine committing war crimes when you can commit petty theft?
Imagine commiting petty theft when you can drive around on the roads
@@TheDiloEmpire Imagine driving on roads when you can walk on some dirt
@@the_ogre1234 imagine driving at all when you can W A L K
Thank you for making this video. It really summarizes Just Cause 2 in an awesome, comedic way. I am playing the game right now, so it really is relatable.
I can't express how much I love this video, gr8
I spent over 135 hours getting to 99.20% game completion. It was not worth it. There are literally zero incentives to get past 75% and the best part is getting 100% is literally impossible without exploits or mods. Very good game, I give 8/10.
The foreshadowing when he said “I would not recommend doing completion it’s a waste of energy”
I’m so happy this got into my recommended, his humor is right up my alley
Frog man from 2 years ago would be confused now if he heard you actually 100% this game
love going back and seeing older content from this guy, awesome to see how its evolved over the year. congrats on another year brother
going to this video from the current ones is quite interesting, you have come a long way!
Wow going back to look at this game after playing jc3 and 4 for the past weeks really shows me how bad the explosion effects are but when I was a kid this game looked amazing how time flies
Just Cause 2 is the best game in the series, and one of my top 3 favorite games.
I can agree
Truly ahead of its time
Love it. Been playing this game for a decade, just started playing fresh again and am up to 75% you make it so much more entertaining that Just playing
I laughed so hard at this! Please, if you can do the same with the other Just Cause games. Keep it up!
Definitely will be doing just cause 3 in the future so stay tuned my dude
@@martincitopants That game is great. (just cause 3)
@@grifm.5224 ikr
@@martincitopants Don't forget Just cause 4
@@martincitopants stay tuned
1 year later lol
please for the love of god speedrun just cause 3 another time
"Making large planes hard to tu-"
*OH GOD NO! OH DEAR HE DID NOT JUST RECREATE THAT! GOOD GOD THE HELL?!*
15:53 I started slow clapping.
Epic game, only problem are a lot of missions that play similarly
IE "escort a faction's team and a hacker to hack into some base somewhere" with minor dialogue changes.
"today we fight with handguns. TOMORROOOOOW we could fight with CROOOOOOOOZE MISSILE" - worth doing the same mission over 17 times.
Just found your channel through steam somehow and I'm very happy I found this! Subbed
5:25 martin: i do not recommend completing the whole game , martin in "this video will obliterate in 48 hours" video: i am planing to do a %100 percent just cause speedrun lol m8 i wish you good luck
he did it
I’ve watched this video like 8 times ngl, I have clipped parts of it and sent it to friends who now binge your channel as I do. Your channel is
Nice
I really loved this game, but the glitches like when cars stop spawning after playing for long enough, and running out of money were annoying.
Mods.
@@iCore7Gaming no
Sorry can you explain this vehicles stop spawning after playing for a long time?
This channel is serverely underrated, you deserve more views especially when you edit these masterpieces you call game reviews.
Says " i do not recommend going for high completion cuz it can get repetitive " then proceed to complete just cause 3 campaign 3 times and just cause 2 in 1 sitting
fun fact:
The Island's name, "Panau" is actually a South East Asian local word for tinea versicolor, which is a skin disease that's caused by humid fungal infection.
Did not know swedish people wee racist.
5:30
"I do not recommend going for high completion, it is a complete waste of energy"
-Man who 100%'d JC3 in a single sitting
I think literally the single best transition I have ever witnessed occurs at 0:57
Agreed
3:28 that ad haunts me jesus
Martincitopants 2020 : #5:31
Martincitopants 2021 : let's do just cause 3 full completion stream and have breakdown
Martincitopants 2021: I'll fucKiNg Do IT agAiN
Martincitopants: I don't recommend completioning it
Me: completes EVERYTHING IN THE GAME.
madman
which happens to be literally impossible without mods, fun
@@imbadatusernames3304 bruh
i got 96.26% without any mods. Took me about 76 hours.
P.S. getting 100% in the city areas was a freaking nightmare. You'll understand if you tried.
@@bruhSaintJohn can you get 100% though? My point is that there's stuff required for 100% that you literally cannot access without changing the files, it simply isnt on the map
Also, I did try to get 100 in the panau cities, I damn near went insane and still have a single item left to obtain, I gave up on that one a long time ago
POV, this Mart video made it into your recommended only just now despite it existing for several years.
the madman really did a 100% speedrun in one sitting
Little did he know that he would have to 100% Just Cause 3 twice…
three times now
and 30 hours straight for this game 100% speedrun
I JUST realized that Pandak Panay's first name, Pandak, is just a tweaked version of the word "pendek" in the Malayan language tree, which means short...
Son of a Mia
Actually it's the Filipino version of that word.
look at all the city names too lmao
The origin of B O A T
2:50 origins of a meme
6:37 "tooday, we fight with han guns, toomorrow, we gon fight with croose missile"
I haven't seen JC2 video for a while now, and this is really fun
WAIT ARE YOU KIDDING ME THE MISSION WHERE GUY BLOWS HIM UP WITH GRENADE ISNT THE LAST ONE?
yes
"Every day sedans"
*shows a wagon*
11:22 is the best part of the video and is also the most disturbing part of any video ive seen in a while. Im still laughing at it lol.
5:30 well at least this aged well right lol
You laugh but the voice acting is so SPOT ON for places like Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore. This is how they talk in english, it's amazing.
Heli Pilot: he bought? Drop eet
Congrats on the finished 100% run, legend!
deep vein thrombosis
9:30 The Chad Technician: T-Poses to assert dominance over the machinery.
finally someone else who plays JC2
It's *staggering* how your channel, and you as a creator, has grown in such a short amount of time. Not that this video is bad, but the amount of lessons learned and upgrades to quality and writing, not to mention finding your own style as an entertainer, makes such a massive difference that you'd think this was made by an entirely different creator.
I like just cause 3 slightly more because they kidnaped tennant to do the radio
Don't worry i'm definitely doing JC3 in the future
@@martincitopants oooh boy I can't wait to see that. I laughed so much because of this vid and I hope to have the same reaction on your vid about jc3
martincitopants my one request is you somehow include the clip of di ravioli essentially calling Rico (invisible) Rodriguez a squirrel boy. Or something like that I’m pretty sure he say something about him being an orphan in a squirrel suit.
Lmao
When i played just cause 3 i was like i recognised that voice from somewhere. And i searched it up once while playing it and damn i was strangely surprised to see David Tennant as the voice actor.
Thank you so much for discussing this game, Tuk-Tuks hold a special place in my heart.
2:52 IT’S THE FUNNY!
When the US smells the slightest amount of democracy in a foreign country with oil
never knew Tuesday is a Happy Execution day
Among most fun i ever had with a game...
Very good video and production quality (except the mic) good effort and entertaining to watch 🙏🏻👍🏻
11:21 i watch this in a loop its so fucking hilarious 😂
this is the greatest jc2 video of all time
The party blimp needs to become a reality
They won't ever fight with multiple Croose Missiles, they will only ever be able to fight with one Croose Missile.
4:06 😀 i have seen this before i always do this in just cause 4
This man doesnt know how much pain he will have with this in da futur
14:35 anyone who watches paymoneywubby should recognize that music
finally
the origin of B O A T
Holy shit, I actually still play this sometimes on my Xbox 360.
Argh the editing is so good I've lost count of how many times I've rewatched these incomparable videos
11:20
My favourite bit out of the entire video
Still one of my favorite games ever. If this and Red Faction had a baby, I would die
We've really come full circle, haven't we?
The mic quality has improved much verygud
4:06 hmmm.... remind me of something!!!
Ah yes Titanic
you had to buy eggs today dear
Says freedom and shows the emblem of a terrorist group. iconic
My favourite pastime in JC2 after story completion was grappling myself to gas canisters, shooting them and flying off into orbit. That, or grapple civilians to them
Mine is to put one teather on each limb of an enemy and then pull them real tight.
"Complete waste of energy"
*fuckin 100%'s it in one 31 hour sitting*
Legend, plain and simple.