Obliterating the Land Speed Record in Kerbal Space Program
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Cool
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That moment when
Nothing special on consoles. Bruh.
yeag
Ah yes, the land speed record that is 6.3 times the speed of light. Incredible work froggy man.
Them photons really need to step up their game. It seems like anyone these days can break the light barrier
Relitavistic Kerbals
@wiktorpolak OP is correct. Light speed is 300 million meters per second
@wiktorpolak Clearly not you! 1,876,710,418.2 (Speed of Jeb) ÷ 299,792,458 (Speed of Light) = 6.26, not 6000
(I'm messing with, don't worry about it!)
@wiktorpolak 1.8E+9 / 3E+8 = 6.... where did you find an extra 1000x in there
Why am I not surprised that this went from a land speed record to launching a Kerbal at 6 times the speed of light
Make that nearly 10 000 times the speed of light at the end.
@@toasterkolin9951 1.8 billion m/s is about 6 times the speed of light
@@seek__on my boi. Pls do some maths
@@YOGURT1 speed of light is about 300 million meters per second. 1.8 billion is about 6 times that.
@@GodBidoof You have done what I asked. I am humbled and ask for your forgiveness. Maybe I need to go back to school lol.
For a brief moment in time, Jeb went at 1,876,710,418.2 meters per second.
For an impossibly short time, Jeb, was the single fastest moving object in history.
That's his constant speed through space. So Jeb is not only the fastest object in history, he will remain so until something else surpasses him in speed.
@@catherinekracey5036 if you think about it that's the speed at whish he was going just before hitting the threshold of space so if kerbal was the size of like the sun i wonder how much more he could go XD
@@d3athw0lfhow tf u wanna launch a sun
Jeb vs that one manhole cover
For refrence guys, the speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second
Just remember that Jeb was launched *horizontally* into the outer solar system instantly
That's even more impressive to be honest, and all it took was a *FEW* sun's worths of energy
and he also overcame the speed of light (the laws of physics came out of the chat)
Imagine if humanity achieved something like this. Like, you read on the news that Joe Shmoe just got tested at 6x SOL into the outer solar system
@@tynirio_1Not really, vertically or horizontally doesn’t matter anymore at such energy or speeds, Jeb wouldn’t even be in Kerbins atmosphere for one frame for the game engine to realize it
Congratulations to Jeb for becoming the fastest known stellar object
Not just stellar, just fastest.
...so far.
I legitimately thought he was forwarding when I saw the sun crossing the screen that fast
@@aspenpaw0 Legends say the last time he was seen, he was playing catch with quantum entanglement
@@emberthecatgirl8796 Very yes.
Martins the kind of guy who opens the window on a submarine because he wants some fresh air
And then survive
I see this as a good thing.
He would host a class on useless stuff but somehow make it seem useful
@@reentrysfs6317 then conquer Brazil
Factual.
The much deadlier cousin to the land speed record is the water speed record which has an 85% mortality rate which blows my mind every time I’m reminded of it.
thats because land is solid water fucks your BOAT with tiny waves @ high speed
Yeah. Hitting water at speed is fucked, not to mention that the forces you’re vehicle experience also change as you get faster. Makes suddenly getting bounced up and then violently thrown by the water very easy
Makes sense. Ground is a hard relatively constant surface. Water is ever shifting and at high enough speeds may as well be a concrete wall.
I like that it took approximately 2 minutes to go from struggling to get Jeb off the runway to launching him out of the solar system. That's progress, people.
I love how not once is the term "downforce" ever mentioned in the video.
Also how did we go from "land vehicle with wheels and boosters" to "just shove an immortal Kerbal in front of an exhaust."
I was thinking about that the whole time. I mean until it turned into Jeb launcher
@@vlc-cosplayer front wings cause loss of stability here i think it could be tuned further
i love how we cared that it stayed on land with wheels at first, then was just shooting a kerbal like a cannon ball, never touching the ground by the end. "Landspeed tot's"
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Bro has no idea of physics lmao
He wanted to use a plane, but not leave the ground. He removes everything that will keep you stable, but doesn't remove what lifts you off the ground.
Well, you know, the scientific method, fuck around til' you find out.
jeb didnt just use a plane he left this plane xd
@@coleavis2150Jeb became the spaceplane
A e r o d y n a m i c s
master aeronootiks
12:47 it's very funny that in the pursuit of breaking a speed record, you accidentally created the largest caliber of shotgun shell known to man
*rocks up to a hunting trip with my mach 1.8 fuck-everything-in-my-general-vicinity shotgun
“What’s the gauge on that bad boy?”
“Y E S.”
@@Itz_Lumi "uhh... 12,000?"
@@vorbex221Bigger gauge= less pain
12 gauge>20
The shotgun in the video was clearly in the negatives
@@SSruh oh, i didn't know that, thanks for telling me
"Urming Kerman...
*Prepare to meet your maker*"
Gets me every time
4:35 timestamp
Jeb went over 1870000 km/s which is over 6x the speed of light. He's made out of some really strong material, we need to study Jeb further.
unless you plan on launching yourself at 10 times the speed of light i dont think studying jeb is possible
Unfortunately we have lost Jeb as he was sent several galaxies away, and probably through several parallel realities.
im shocked the frog in a suit didnt mention that Jeb was travelling SIX TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT
If you can catch him, you can study him
Pretty sure nothing is going to be slowing Jeb down anytime soon. Once he has slowed down to a complete stop, it’s safe to assume multiple planets and moons have been reduced to asteroid fields and space debris.
13:40 the one thing you do not want to hear while in a vehicle moving faster than the speed of sound is “it’s a little unstable”
if you do the ground is getting hungry
If it works in the f1 games, it works for a landspeed record.
At that moment jeb had realized his fate
I'm not sure that the act of literally mopping the floor with Jeb at several million kilometers per second should count as the land speed record.
Jeb went so fast he went back in time and became the object that wiped out the dinosaurs
Martin refusing to realise that downforce is incredibly important for staying on the ground going at such high speeds cracks me up
lateral stabilizers would've helped his spinning issues as well
Well there's the conventional method and the method of adding more rockets till it works. feel like the second option's more up his alley
@@mak5104 more Kerbal too
Also the fact that the runway is laser leveled rather than true level relative to gravity, if you set something at one end it will naturally roll towards the middle because of this, and it actually matters for this kind of challenge
@@eragonawesome I built a quick car with a vector engine and reached 300+ m/s just by cambering the wheels and adding a spoiler.
The real reason Artemis was delayed was to clear the corpses of kerbals littering the runway from this
Not to mention all of the kerbal corpses floating orbit
What corpses are you referring to, there's nothing left but ashes and broken dresms
Imagine the people in the buildings watching trillions of dollars going 500k m/s towards them before turning the last second avoiding them
Sometimes you gotta invent the strongest cannon known to Kerbalkind to break the land speed record...
But then again, I suppose a rocket IS just a reverse cannon after all...
The entire last launch was comedy gold.
The lag, the sudden darkness, the turn to see the sun and realising just how fast he's going, the burst into laughter. Perfection.
For me it's the second of pure light. As if Jeb had transcended reality and achieved a higher form of being for singular moment.
Jeb also went 6.2c (6.2x speed of light)
@@gunterthekaiser6190note his portrait becomes instantly happy
Like he's gone so fast he ascends and achieves orgasm
@@blackburn-ud9dm yep as soon as he touches the Yeet propellant he smiles like a maniac because he knows that he just transcended
I love how it just went white and then he was in space.
You literally sent Jeb to heaven.
man invented warping without the warping science.
And then he sailed straight through it in a nanosecond.
@@4ud170r this is like, the reverse warp. Instead of going to hell as a shortcut through space, he went to heaven.
He sent Jeb to space at a staggering 4198081643 MPH or about 6.5 times the SPEED OF LIGHT
@@subnauticaispog7580 So you know how the Doom Slayer had to go through a soul portal in Hell to reach Urdak(heaven but the angels are weird robotic flesh moths). This is the speedrunner direct route.
When Martin realizes that the irl land speed record is 340m/s and he nearly beat it by triple with his rocket car.
Jeb is traveling at 6 times the speed of light. He has not only achieved the land speed record but he has managed; because speed of C is 299 792 458 m/s and he was exceeding 1 800 000 000 m/s; to actually break the light speed barrier and the relativity barrier.
Jeb is now a time traveler.
He probably tore a hole through reality itself tbh
Not only did he break the land speed record, he technically time travelled.
Interstellar: Kerbal edition
He got that kerbal traveling nearly 4 times the speed of light.
@@xXRickTrolledXx 6,3
@@evanbates3062 yikes, holy shit.
he didn't just beat the land speed record. He broke the speed record itself.
“Commander Z’Gllypbe, we’re detecting something approaching our ship rapidly!”
“Is it an asteroid?”
“No, sir… it’s a-“
The ship is promptly torn to pieces by a flying Jeb moving at Mach 97
mach 97 wouldn't even be remotely close, it'd be closer to mach 5471459
"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!"
@@cochleari3245 aw yep
It's 0.018 the speed of light he he heh ha
Felt the need to point out that you wouldn't actually be able to "detect" an incoming threat that was traveling at light speed. Yes... I am fun at parties.
@@K.M.3. aw Yeag*
13:56 he just crashes into the curvature of the earth or somethin
SLRRRP
7:48 best part of the video lol
*mad martin noises*
That shot of Jeb passing across the sun was priceless.
I shall raise a nice glass of *alcohol* in his honour
Considering that Jeb flew past the sun in a few seconds when light needs 8 whole minutes to travel from the sun to the earth, that is really quick
@@DelPlays these replies have me crying
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idk but, your pfp seems too professional and clean
The life of Jeb must be quite chaotic.
One minute he's trying to break the landspeed record, the next he's leaving the solar system.
i mean he's moving so fast that he breaks time
so uhhh
he kinda isn't in any minute. he's just jeb.
Jeb tried to break the laws of nature and shall now float endlessly in the void of space. Poetic in a way
Jeb: "What about this is 'land speed'?!"
Thousands of years later, a peaceful, enlightened civilization that was just about to emerge is entirely wiped out when Hyperrelativistic Jeb smashes into their planet at 6x the speed of light.
galaxy, no universe.. not that either, multiverse
Ah yes, the Yeag, short for the _Chuck Yeager_ after the first man to go faster than the speed of sound in level flight.
congrats jeb on breaking the very laws of physics by going around 6 times the speed of light
The scariest part is that even at that speed it would take Jeb more than a year to reach the nearest solar system, it really gives a prospective on how big Is the universe
Actually it's less than a year at jebs speed
8 months actually, but yeah. It shows you how incomprehensibly big a light year is
there is a thing that was found in the universe i don't remember what it is but it is so large that the light did not yet travel a half of it FROM THE MOMENT OF THE BIG FUCKING BANG
@@user-nd4du4tq3t the bootes void?
@@raiden542 i don't remember how it's called but the existence of that thing is the proof that universe maybe still is expanding and that expansion is faster than light maybe even leagues faster.
I'm genuinely impressed the game rendered him going at glitch speeds instead of sending him to the infinity realm
Don't underestimate the 'Kerbal
Holy shit it’s jesus
KSP doesn't really have a problem with going faster than the speed of light, the real issue is distance because it becomes harder and harder to define your location as you get farther and farther away from the origin
It is better to poop in the sink, then to sink in the poop.
@@nottherealpaulsmithyeah, because when you are traveling at more than a hundred miles per game tick, the game starts to lag and weird kraken shit happens with rendering the new scene, in a completely different place, every few milliseconds.
For Jeb, He stepped to the side, felt heat for a fraction of a second, then in a flash he saw Kerbol approach then disappear into the distance as Jeb rapidly outpaces the light that would normally reach his eyes and breaks many known laws of physics. Thank you Jeb, your contributions and sacrifice will be remembered as you slowly suffocate in the cold dark depths of interstellar space.
16:09 the only thing that is coming to my mind is: "fuck you, go to space."
"And as a Kerbal was sent out into the cosmos, all he could think about was that he, and he alone, broke the land speed record."
and the speed of light by 6.26 times
He broke the speed record period, he went literally faster than speed itself.
I put the 666th like
18:01 Straight up POV of Jeb going straight to heaven after being reduced to atoms
The music as well xD man reached for the heavens and beyond
"Okay, that IS IT with your hijinks Jeb, im sending u into interstellar space."
Jeb went so fast that he skipped heaven, went back to life, and continuously went onward into space going 6 times the speed of light. Godspeed, Jeb.
Heaven is that ball of light, he went through and beyond
And his portrait smiling lmfao
0:43 correction, because *we* will have little to no regard for our pilot’s lives.
12:24 every anime fight be like
Fr
RIP Bill, you will be missed. Your sacrifices for the Bean Space Program will not be forgotten.
Poor Erke
Bill?who?
jeb*
@@moshgains354 He killed bill doing the same thing in the first series
Not only is Jeb now the only thing in existence that could escape a black hole, he could do it with ease.
‘Twould be nice, but no. Once in black hole, all paths in space and time lead deeper into the black hole. No speed can escape its darkness.
@@ryanpennington9592 theoretically, Jeb can escape if he’s going in the same direction as the black hole’s spin. The black hole might slow him down but he probably will
@@TerraLyte47 that's not how it works
@@ryanpennington9592 But once you move faster than the speed of light you will be moving backwards in time...
@@Matthew0640thus moving into before you fell into the black hole
15:51 the fog is coming the frog is c
The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming
For anyone wondering, the missiles on "tonk 3" at the start were from a mod called bdarmory. An absolutely fantastic mod for obvious reasons.
"Nothing can scape a black hole"
Jeb:
*Hold this booster...*
@Porger Sir, Spe-
@@spacedude30001 you can't actually. In a black hole, space is bent so much that any kind of movement to get out, simply pulls you back to the singularity
@@F.R.E.D.D2986 🤓
@@dani.2479 No 😀
@@F.R.E.D.D2986 Yes. But Jeb doesn't care about it
I find it hilarious that he was moving so fast he entered orbit whilst traveling horizontal.
THIS. I was like "He wasn't even pointed up????"
he went so fast he went past orbit, he is an intergalactic object at that speed, 6.3 times the speed of light
@@jonathanshemer3636 travelling the multiverse
dude’s not even in orbit he’s leaving the entire solar system
Isn't that how you usually reach orbit?
Nothing like casually sending Jeb at 6.26x the speed of light out of the solar system forever
16:30 :POV: you Superman
I love how this video devolves from using actual strategy to beat the land speed record in a reasonable way to launching kerbals into orbit faster than the speed of light
Martin seems like he’s really smart but he needs like a ritual to summon it
he's shitposting for content
Martin can tell you almost the exact science behind aeronautical physics in one breath, and in the next he’ll nuke a Kerbal down to their molecules for a lark.
ADHD behavior
@@zyriantel9601
“check this shit”
*Drops demon core
@@petervasil6159 Can confirm. I like to remember the most stupid of shit, but will half a second after teaching you how to build a fully functional nuclear reactor would turn around and turn off all the systems keeping the reactor from having a catastrophic meltdown before looking at you and saying "Now, for your next test; How fast will this reactor reach a critical failure, and is it indeed possible to prevent this catastrophe in time?"
I like how you removed vertical stabilized from the very first craft and didn't put any of reasonable size until 14:30
The fact that you heard the music that you entered space before you even saw what happened is hilarious
I love the white flash as jeb went 6x the speed of sound. For a faint moment, Jeb saw the afterlife.
He went so fast that God couldn't keep his eyes on him😂
LIGHT, actually
so fast he pushed all of it into the camera
Sorry, little mistake there : If you’re talking about the last experiment, he’s been accelerated to about 6 times the speed of **light*
@@nicholasleclerc1583 do you really care? We have footage of the poor bastard going to purgatory.
@@nicholasleclerc1583 for reference, light is about 874,030× the speed of sound
17:22 I like to think in that half a second the screen glitched, Jeb circled the entire planet and came to rest somewhere behind the KSC
He zooms out and he is behind the runway, he did almost orbit around the earth
He did
13:51
This is called a kill sphere
Also Stratzenblitz Beaten you With 1 Trillion Meters Per Second
jeb's portrait view while flying through the air was phenomenal
Bro's seen some serious shit
Jeb: casually exceeds the speed of light, but keeps going further
For science
I wasn't quite expecting Jebb to be sent directly into space at a 90 degree angle
if you go fast enough...
Well when you are going 6 times the speed of light, you'll probably leave the planet rather quickly.
10:31 Porcupine
It’s the delayed explosion sounds and lag before chaos that sends me 😂
Ah yes, the new galactic distance measurement, the JebYear. It accounts how far does a speed of Jeb travels in one year.
LMAO
3.68e¹³ miles
Or
36.8 quadrillion miles
oR
395,000 AU
OR
1.4 TIMES THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US AND PROXIMA CENTAURI
@@brycedalton5096 ty for doing the math i love our little community of nerds
Jeb, when going at the speed of Jeb, would take 14,856,153,793 JebYears to make it from one end of the universe to the other.
I love how you sent a man horizontally so fast that he became a comet
not only a comet, but the fastest known thing in the universe topping out at 6.3x the speed of light!
Wouldn't he be a meteoroid? Because comments have to be frozen
@@brrrrrrno the human body is comprised of 70% water and that water would freeze out in space and comets are mostly water a meteors are mostly rocks and minerals
@@cuddlyrihno5607at that speed, I don't think he'll be cold enough to freeze
@@brookiecookie472 yeah the water would vaporize instead
this is the first time a youtube short has actually enticed me enough to watch the video, good job!
He went so fast that even God couldn't keep his eyes on jeb
Martin: Get ready to match our speed with 6 times the speed of light
Everyone else: It's not possible
Martin: No, It's necessary.
Yoooo interstellar
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Can i just point out that at 17:28 he hit the ground *behind* the booster, looks like he also gets the record for closest orbit to kerbin
The way you said "SPEED!!!!" is such a mood, absolutely fantastic
Anyone else notice jeb turned pitch black at the end, implying that the sheer force of the engines charred him instintaniously.
Best sponsored segment I've ever watched 🤣
The engineer has watch a froggy man build the fastest known thing known to mankind
It is one of the sponsored segments ever
Noice a engineer is engihere
YURS
Oh my god rce your videos are so good i love your timberborner series
KSP: “You should try to make it to space!”
Martin: “We’re just gonna play this straight!”
Han solo: “she’ll go .5 past light speed”
Jeb:”those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump them up”
Jeb not only reduced to atoms. But to quarks of those atoms at that speed.
Real Civil Engineer: spends hours refining a design to reach 300 meters per second
Martincitopants: More rocket make more fast
What the hell would a civil engineer be doing building a land speed record vehicle lol? Civil engineers help to design buildings, cities, and infrastructure. Aerospace or mechanical engineers would be the ones designing things like this.
Martin is an Ork apparently
Well, if it works for Orks... heh. Now he just needs to paint it red.
@@orcastrike7750 its the name of his TH-cam channel. (Also, don’t talk to him about designs. One of his favorite shapes is a dong.)
@@cybercat7851 ohhhh lol I had no clue, thanks for the info!
9:47 Those kerbals trained their entire lives to pilot spacecraft, only to end with their organs arranged by density against the cabin wall.
I’ve never seen any other videos on this channel, and I have to say that that was one of the best (if the the best) sponsor promo I’ve ever seen for ANYTHING
That was the definition of "You're going to the shadow realm, Jeb
To think Martin spent 3 videos building a warp drive to get to an interstellar star and then did it with 1000 well placed solid rocket boosters and a Kerbal in 20 minutes.
The 1 video is for going FTL and the 2 are for learning how to slow down. Because... It would be quite an interesting experience in hitting a planet at 6c. The problem is that would be your last experience
17:19
Mart: Come on man this is so disappointing
Jeb: I gotchu bro
Jeb: becomes an artillery shell
I think Jeb went around the planet and fell behind where he started😂
I like how this turned from a challenge to get the fastest speed record on land to torturing Jeb
best sponsor segment Ive ever seen, also all of this was of pure interest
That moment when you reach escape velocity...instantly.
Of the galaxy...
wouldve loved to see the max G-force Jeb had to endure
@@Nautules83 jeb endured 11,944,072,355gs of force (yes i calculated it)
@@aetheriox463 much appreciated!
ah yes nearly 12 billion times the gravity of earth, nice
Surprising Jeb can survive being ripped apart into a singularity and spit back out as spaghetti after going multiple times the speed of light
That last kerman got launched so fast
His atoms are currently at the nearest star system
There’s something I love about the fact that you essentially made the yeagh v2 stable enough it was able to fly in a stable enough way that it likely would have gotten to space. 🤣
"To achieve the land speed record, I sent the immortal Jeb out of the solar system at half a dozen times the speed of light."
that is perhaps the worst spelling of speed I've ever seen
soees
soees
Soees
the SWAWS of light
Love as he turns around in the middle of space to see where he is, he just sees the *SUN*
Jeb was launched HORIZONTALLY into SPACE
Martian is the only person that makes watching his advertisements fun to watch
The shot of him instantly launching into orbit had me fucking crying
Bro he wasn't even orbiting anything, he just straight up left
Bro speed of light compared to Jeb looks like an old lady trying to get through the street
I love how this started out with land speed record attempts with vehicles and just devolved into building a bunch of man-cannons.
The fact that he casually yeets kerbals using a mass drive vaporizing them as they hit the air at 27348mps is very telling
Proceeds to shoot Jeb at 6 times the speed of light.
Jeb: exists
Martin: do you want to meet god?
Did some random math for how much force that Jeb experienced near the end of the video:
We can assume that our acceleration is equal to our velocity due to the fact no deceleration should have occurred and that we went from 0m/s to the V(f). Along with that 1 kerbal is about 45kg. Multiplying them together gives us about 8.4452e10N of force.
In other words, Jeb experienced the force of around 6,849,310.62 Suns all the same time.
You forgot that mass increases as you get faster. At light speed mass basically becomes infinity. So its technically beyond infinit energy.
@@trashiano Inertia increases, not mass. End result is the same though.
@@vyor8837 He's talking about Einstein's relativity, with m=E/(c^2) which means mass increses as energy increses....
@@raphaelboisard7228 potential energy isn't real energy until it's released, so it's just inertia and not energy.
@@vyor8837 As an object with mass approach the speed limit, the enery needed to make it move faster approach infinity (because of the mass increase), so Jeb experienced beyond infinit energy
I think it's just a misunderstanding about what we were exactly talking about ^^ He was talking of the energy needed to make Jeb reach thatt speed
5:31 no, ground
8:19
B O A T
the part that cracks me up the most is when he turns to look at the sun and realises just how fast he’s going
When Jeb's desiccated remains slam into another planetary body, then it'll be a land speed record. Technically.........
*THRUGH another planet
Honestly, at that speed he would probably just delete the universe.
@@theexchipmunkYeah, he’s an extinction event at this point.
@@theexchipmunkwe don’t really know what happens when an indestructible object goes faster than light, so it really is entirely possible that jeb basically tears a hole in reality itself
I think he already tore a hole through reality
@@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc And GrayStillPlays will still declare "ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!"
Hmm yes, 6x the speed of light is our new land speed record, gonna call the Kerbal Engineers to write it down to the Great Kerbal Achievement Album