Because they have slept with too many men, nitpicked their habits (rather than being committed to them) and treated them as disposable soerm providers - like a Venti cup from Starbucks: just throw it away when you’ve emptied the canister.
Exactly, he's got to work 18hrs a day 6 days a week,& I bet you sure didn't want that to be a receptionist but a lawyer, but THEY will order food or go out. She won't even cook for him, unless she's also working that much
@@Sikorsky1111 What do you do for your workouts? Asking for a friend (I'm the friend). I absolutely hate it and always wish it's over as soon as I start.
@@sub7se7en Weightlifting, calisthenics(bodyweight exercises for strength), sparring, running etc, I alternate on different days and do something different the next week. I hated it too(still do sometimes) but you get used to it.
@@Sikorsky1111 Damn that's way more than what I do. I'm mainly doing cardio and light weights. I'm way out of shape due to sedentary living. Can't even walk up the stairs without my heart racing. Recognized the issue so now I'm trying to make up for it. I actually don't mind the weight lifting so much. It's not too bad, but the cardio is absolute torture and I think that's what I need the most. I pray Allah makes it easy on us both.
She wants a guys that 1. Works full time 2. Works out, is a foodie and lives a balanced lifestyle (Is ripped, but can eat whatever he wants and isn't in the gym all the time). 3. Parties & travels. 4. Is fun to be around and can take care of her. 5. Can go out late on weeknights for spontaneous dates (that he'll plan). 6. Is so grateful to have her that he feels like he won the lottery. Sounds like she wants a man with a trustfund, 72 hours in his day, and has never been with a woman before. Also, she only wants him for the summer. A man with all that going on, for a temporary fling...
She wants a: - full time working person who also - spends time texting with her - works out regularly - spends time at house watching Netflix - orders food regularly - travels a lot - and most importantly: Lives for her entertainment rather than for his own quality of life.
When did she mention texting? She also said LIKES to travel not travels a lot. Tbh this list is very reasonable because I known lots of women like this
It's not learning to say no so much, it's more like learn to put up a fight that's stronger than hers. Ultimately, she'll back down. Otherwise you're a push over man 😂😂 ....a yes man for all intents and purposes
@@diesel4338Most of Gen Z is. I'm Gen Z (born in the early 2000s) and I HATE what most of Gen z and HATE that I'm associated with it. It absolutely just DISGUSTS me.
Yea... that right there, is one of the things that has kept me "carrier" free, despite my body count. As I hear something like that and my thought immediately go to "I like to wake up on strangers' beds" and assesss that she's probably someone I'll catch something from.
Imagine.. imagine though… Asking this… of a woman. No PERSON on earth, man nor woman could do this, but if you asked it of a woman, they would all be super upset that you thought they weren’t able.
So ya'll can't even do the most basic sht and call women delusional 😂😂 I don't know 1 woman that doesn't do all of these these but it sounds like ya'll are the delusional ones
The Rolling Stones said it best "You can't always get what you want.....but if you try sometimes, you just might get what you need." In this case therapy and a reality check.
Anybody with a ridiculous list like that will never, ever be satisfied, even if she somehow manages to land someone that checks off every box on that list. She is too immature and clueless to even know what she really wants. May God have mercy on any guy that falls into THAT mess.
I want a car with an extremely powerful engine, but which is super fuel-efficient. It should have room for 6 people inside, but must fit into every parking space in the city. I need a very large loading area, but I want a convertible. It shouldn't have any technical bells and whistles, but it should be self-driving and have LCD TVs on all seats. It should look like a luxury car, but it shouldn't cost anything. Oh yes, I only need it this summer. Why the heck can't I find a suitable car?
Technically, I could give her this lifestyle, although I'm very lucky to be able to do that. But not any chance in heck I'd give it to her. My girlfriend is a lot higher quality woman.
Work is 10 to 12 hours a day with travel. Workout is another 2 hours. You gotta eat so there is another 90 minutes. I have yet to mow the grass, do laundry, fix cars etc.
And if you're really wealthy you gotta work Saturdays and some Sundays too! Cus you'll have to do accounts budget meetings and taxes on those days. And even if you aren't rich you should spend that time in your side hustle or read books.
@@Zedeeziayup thats a crack dealer or a basketball player and all 12-15 of the basketball players in NY are wifed up or with multiple baby mamas already.
Its literally zero since its way yo specific… and some of the traits are actually opposites. And if somehow this man did exist… ge would 100% be dating exclusively models and famous women
Ideal height for honest surveys finds 5 “11 to be ideal and the most swiped height on a certain dating app is 5 “8. Height isn’t really that important to most women. It is if it is super apparent like 5”5 or 6”9 and even then, many women have no issue dating these types of men with many even preferring giants and smaller men. Even for those with height requirements, many overlook it if the man is simply taller than them or even becomes taller with shoes on or reaches their same height with shoes on. Some 50 plus guys also age very well along with some women.
She wants comic book Batman. A billionaire who's in charge of his business in the daytime and fighting crime at night and somehow has a reputation as a playboy.
Above 6 feet is like 5% of male population, she's dropping them percents faster than I can count. 8 billion people are nothing in the face of those odds.
It does NOT make any sense. Does not compute. HOW can a man travel and party at the same time? Perhaps she wants the man to watch Netflix with her after his shift is over.
And how can you do nothing and work out regularly, how can you have a full-time job and still go on late dates during the week, how can you be successful at your job and still stay in during the week? None of that makes any sense.
@@dakz9296its not at the same time. She wants someone who likes to go out travelling, but other times(probably most of the time), likes to chill at home and watch netflix. She basically just described a guy that isnt so lazy that outdoor activites are a no-go, likes to work out and takes his job seriously.
@@slampest Yet also works enough to where he can support both of them, meaning the job he has will consist of at least 48 hours per week with high probability of overtime. Those jobs are not sustainable with a "netflix and chill, laze around on the weekdays" lifestyle.
ALL he gets in return is a woman who makes demands and critiques his behavior and interests. She is looking for this imaginary man, but she should focus on self-awareness, and why so many men are AVOIDING her...
She wants an impossible Superman "for this summer", I guess by fall she will need someone who magically has 40 hour days to focus on her just to make up for the clouds and rain.
"For this summer" == "Even if I land Mr. Perfect Contradictions, I'm inevitably going to be tired of him and looking to cheat with some drug dealer that has more free time to give me attention by early September"
What relationship? Unless you manipulate time or can produce doppelganger it's impossible to do. You can't grind and party and workout and travel and still have time 4 days a week.
@@journeyoflife9159 Traveling AND partying at the same time? Where did she get the idea that this is possible? How can a man travel while working a full time job (unless he has to travel for work)?
@@dakz9296 that's why she is called out xD and he has to workout too like he has to have like 80 hours a day since he also watches TV and rests xD but he will only be a summerfling 😂😂😂 like yeah he might be Superman but that's only worth as a summerfling
People love to complain about modern dating whatever chance they get, but to be completely honest, I have to admit… this man is me. It’s not really that hard to fit this mold, honestly. I don’t know why people are complaining. The only thing I don’t like that much is partying. Well, I like parties, but I don’t like clubs. And there’s no way to know the lottery with this girl because that’s a hypothetical I’d only know if we were dating. But aside from those two iffy things? Literally me. This type of man isn’t rare, it’s just that we have standards. Too bad I moved back home from New York last year. 🤷♂️ Usually… women complaining about how they can’t find men just want attention, though. So I’d probably go on one date with her but something tells me she’s not my type. You know where men like us are? Working on ourselves and meeting people who spend their time off of TikTok and Instagram. Just being real. 🙃
@@shadow_realm47 Yeah… you right. What’s funny is that between the time of me writing this comment and right now is that I met someone. So… hope that gives everyone some hope. :)
Wow. What the heck is wrong with women these days. I’m 19, and I have the most perfect man ever, and he meets none of her standards. Except the last one. He really does look at me every day like he won the lottery, and I see him the same way. We’re so happy to be married to one another, and I’m so proud of my hard working husband who also manages to stay fit and plan the best dates for us. That woman needs to learn to be content with a man who only makes enough money, only works out to be fit rather than ripped, and only has the time or the money to have date nights that are cups of tea shared at home or walks in the park. A man who loves you and your children more than anything is of far greater value than riches, abs, and weekends away. Poor girl is gonna be unhappy forever if she doesn’t change herself
It’s people in general and it’s always been bad. I was hanging crap on a work mate recently who described his perfect woman as basically a virgin with the bedroom skills of a professional lady of the night, will stay home and care for the house/kids but somehow have a steady income, spend every day at the gym to maintain a perfect body and to top it all off, have no friends or family to distract her. He says I make it sound worse that it is.
@@Pithisius Yes sir, as it should be. Young marriage offers so many benefits, and life is beautiful this way. No wasted fertile years, no heartbreak from years and years of past failed relationships, and our whole life ahead of us to enjoy one another both in the strength of youth and in the grace of age.
@@KaelynRuthMore people are adopting this mindset. You are not alone. I got married to my wife at 27 and even then, people told me it was too early. Our world is broken but people like you can change it.
I knew a guy that had a full-time job and worked out. He worked out 2-3 times a week, 2 hours each time but pushed himself in those 2 h. He had a family. He went out to the park with his family on weekends. She can find these guys but she HAS to be a catch. She doesn't look like it.
Her list consists of wanting a man who... -has a job -works out -is a foodie -likes to have fun -balanced lifestyle -likes to party -likes to travel In short, she wants a man who is working, grinding, partying, AND traveling all at the same time. The man has to stay in on Thursday and randomly texts her on a Tuesday. Talk about unrealistic expectations. I blame Instagram for this.
So she is either looking for a content creator reviewing bars/restaurants/clubs that is successful or a drug dealer/trafficker. Most likely the latter as she brings zero to the table.
All of her listed things are easily achievable by the average person on a weekly basis, and for travel on a yearly or seasonal basis. Its not unrealistic
@@owendejong9711 Did you even listen to her? How can you work, grind, travel, relax, work out, eat-out a lot, do absolutely nothing and also spend money on dates with you all at the same time and yet have a balanced lifestyle? That is a choked up lifestyle already, also it seems you missed the part where she said "for the summer", so travelling few times is out of the picture. Also she literally has his weekly schedule planned out for him even tho she hasn't even met him. To expect to find a man who automatically does everything on the list while following your weekly schedule IS unrealistic.
@@elsinaattheworkshop I did watch the video yes, and AM living that lifestyle. Actually my coming weeks are already more full and I would only have time for Netflix on tuesdays. We can take dancing lessons together though I think and just go to the festivals together.
Lol. I did these things for years. I was told "what? No. Im not getting ready now" when being spontaneous. I was told i was never home from my family specialist mechanical and engineering business. Then i went home earlier, to be told later i wasnt making enough (i was smart enough to keep a separate stash of cash, hoping to surprise her when we started building our house) so i worked from 7am to 5.30pm, went home and helped her with dinner, kids, washing up. After she went to bed, I'd go back to work (lived close) and work till midnight or so. Shower at work and go home. I tried date nights, organising ours boys babysitting etc. I took her on holiday to North Queensland, 2 nights in a resort, camping for 4 days on Fraser Island, then one day back at the resorts sub penthouse. We hadn't holidayed in a few years, so i went all out... as i had listened to what she wanted and looked forward to. I even managed to time it with our best friends to meet up at the resort on the last day/night. SO....... She complained as we drove up because i had camping gear and she thought we were ONLY camping for the entire trip. I didn't want to spoil the surprise, so i just tried to tell her i had it planned. We arrived. She forgot a bag. World ending calamity ensues, even though we are in an apartment above the main street and i hand her hundreds to go buy whatever she forgot and more. Long story...I'll end it with... NEVER, EVER, EVER GET MARRIED OR HAVE KIDS. 😅😅😅😅😅😅
I'm sorry she didn't seem to appreciate you and all you did to try to make her happy. Some people just don't know how good they have it. You deserve better. Being single is ok. You only have yourself to worry about when it comes to being happy.
damn i feel for u, all i can learn from this is never ever go near an ungrateful bi*h, not just relationships but friendships too, i felt unappreciated for a very long time among friends until i switched some people and basically ghosted them, i hope u find true happiness in ur life and never even go near ungrateful people like who u mentioned ❤
She wants a man who has cracked the code of how to get 36 hours out of a 24 hour day.
😅🤣
And he still wouldn't be with her. Even for the summer.
Me I want a woman 6ft tall, earns 7figures, perfect body and cooks good food
@@marem3038Sounds reasonable! (kappa)
LMAO
In simple terms, she’s looking for an unemployed employed man 😂
Maybe a scam artist.
@@timetowakeup7394 lol she should get one of these Nigerian princes
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@@timetowakeup7394 Yeah scammers are versatile lol
Lol, she def looking for a criminal.
I don't understand why some women think that picking a man is like customizing a latte from Starbucks.
Haha this is gold 🤣☕
Feminism taught them that
If I could frame this in every Starbucks then I would give you 70% of all royalties
Because they have slept with too many men, nitpicked their habits (rather than being committed to them) and treated them as disposable soerm providers - like a Venti cup from Starbucks: just throw it away when you’ve emptied the canister.
Make a dating profile as a woman and then you will understand.
They will spend all day thinking of things the man needs to do or be but will not spend a single second reflecting on what they need to do or be.
Exactly. This woman is gunna find that man and that man will see her as useless xD
Exactly, he's got to work 18hrs a day 6 days a week,& I bet you sure didn't want that to be a receptionist but a lawyer, but THEY will order food or go out. She won't even cook for him, unless she's also working that much
You hit the nail on the head!!!
So she wants a guy that works 40+ hours per week and then spends most of his free time working out... and still expects him to have time for HER?!?
I workout a bit over 2 hours a day and work 40+ hours a week along with occasional overtime. That just aint happening.
Damn, thats nice man! I just couldnt do that @@Sikorsky1111
@@Sikorsky1111 What do you do for your workouts? Asking for a friend (I'm the friend). I absolutely hate it and always wish it's over as soon as I start.
@@sub7se7en Weightlifting, calisthenics(bodyweight exercises for strength), sparring, running etc, I alternate on different days and do something different the next week. I hated it too(still do sometimes) but you get used to it.
@@Sikorsky1111 Damn that's way more than what I do. I'm mainly doing cardio and light weights. I'm way out of shape due to sedentary living. Can't even walk up the stairs without my heart racing. Recognized the issue so now I'm trying to make up for it. I actually don't mind the weight lifting so much. It's not too bad, but the cardio is absolute torture and I think that's what I need the most. I pray Allah makes it easy on us both.
"i can't find him" and you never will
lol
Ma'am if you open your head you'll find him inside there 😅😅
Because he doesn't exists
Of course she can't find him. He's either at work, at the gym, sitting at home watching Netflix on thursdays, or on the road travelling.
Not going to find a guy like that in New York.
What women want
1. Everything
2. More of everything
The real question is: what does she have to offer this dream man she wants?
She wants a guys that
1. Works full time
2. Works out, is a foodie and lives a balanced lifestyle (Is ripped, but can eat whatever he wants and isn't in the gym all the time).
3. Parties & travels.
4. Is fun to be around and can take care of her.
5. Can go out late on weeknights for spontaneous dates (that he'll plan).
6. Is so grateful to have her that he feels like he won the lottery.
Sounds like she wants a man with a trustfund, 72 hours in his day, and has never been with a woman before.
Also, she only wants him for the summer.
A man with all that going on, for a temporary fling...
Yes, she must be high on some drugs, I think its "delulu ultra pro max extreme gold edition" 😅
All she gotta say is the 1 and 2, but she just had to go even more delulu
It's cause she's a 50 out of 10, clearly. Duh. 🙄🙃
W-w-w where time? What time?
Totally achievable if the full time job is actually a leadership position that only requires like 20 hrs a week
"I can't find them"... that's because they see you coming first.
[insert RUN meme]
Run Forrest Run!
Fatality
💀☠🪦
All that exercise means they have the cardio fitness needed to run away from you fast.
"But it sounds exhausting coming from you" 💯📣
Say it brother! 😂
She has a better success of applying this timetable to herself than trying to find a guy who does this.
She wants a:
- full time working person who also
- spends time texting with her
- works out regularly
- spends time at house watching Netflix
- orders food regularly
- travels a lot
- and most importantly: Lives for her entertainment rather than for his own quality of life.
When did she mention texting? She also said LIKES to travel not travels a lot. Tbh this list is very reasonable because I known lots of women like this
She said it at 0:54 @@yzma6142
The list is delusional, I don't care who you know or what they do for themselves. To expect all this in another person is stupid.
@@yzma61420:52
@@yzma6142💩💩💩💩💩
She got his whole schedule planned out.
LMAO! Right?
And the divorce settlement too!
Having his whole schedule planned out - That part sounds like a typical wife to me. That’s why you have to learn to say NO before you get married.
It's not learning to say no so much, it's more like learn to put up a fight that's stronger than hers. Ultimately, she'll back down. Otherwise you're a push over man 😂😂 ....a yes man for all intents and purposes
Eight days a week, plus Catodays!
When she said he can stay in Thursday and order food her eyes looked crazy.
Love this, especially how he calls her delulu, no bigger truth spoken 😂
"I'm out"
- every dude she's dated
..and quite a few she hasn't.
More like seeing her coming ......raise a hand "Stop .... definitely absolutely NOPE"
....what the fuck is going on with this generation...
Cant figure that out either
Nothing good
They all 🦆 up
Immense addiction to social media in general.
@@diesel4338Most of Gen Z is.
I'm Gen Z (born in the early 2000s) and I HATE what most of Gen z and HATE that I'm associated with it. It absolutely just DISGUSTS me.
I like the "this summer", it implies quickly finding and quickly getting over him. That's just magical.
“You’re saying relax and do nothing but it sounds exhausting coming from you 💀”
I want a man that likes to party.
If I hear a girl say she wants to party.... I find someone else
Yea... that right there, is one of the things that has kept me "carrier" free, despite my body count. As I hear something like that and my thought immediately go to "I like to wake up on strangers' beds" and assesss that she's probably someone I'll catch something from.
Amen.
I just want a woman who cooks, cleans, and is Super hot, not asking much.
But what is she going to be doing?!?😂
@@AnthonySforzaNot only stds , a women's asset is her sexuality if she has already given that to someone she is literally a secondhand car on sale 😂
'Ma'am, this is a Build-A-Bear."
🤣🤣
😂😂
You win 🏆 😂😂😂
You're looking for Build-a-slave down the street
You're saying relax and do nothing, but it sounds exhausting coming from you. That's was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine.. imagine though…
Asking this… of a woman.
No PERSON on earth, man nor woman could do this, but if you asked it of a woman, they would all be super upset that you thought they weren’t able.
She wants to win the lottery, and then have her lottery ticket look at her like it won the lottery
Oooh
Bruhhhhh 😂😭 Im screaming 😱
That shit right there bro! 🎯🤌👌
So ya'll can't even do the most basic sht and call women delusional 😂😂 I don't know 1 woman that doesn't do all of these these but it sounds like ya'll are the delusional ones
Women have watched so many Instagram reels, TikToks and RomComs, they don't even know what real life is anymore.
The Rolling Stones said it best "You can't always get what you want.....but if you try sometimes, you just might get what you need." In this case therapy and a reality check.
😂😂😂
💀🔥💀🔥💀🔥💀
And maybe 10 minutes in the alley behind the bar where they just met.
A reality check for a woman like this would phukkin’ bounce.
Women ☕️
@@feoxorusto get knocked up or beat up?
I'm so glad women put videos like this out there.
If the man of her dreams saw this video...🤣🤣🤣
"Where is that man?"
I shouted the exact same answer you did Maxim.
When I hear someone say ‘likes to travel and party’ I immediately check out. She’s describing an 18 year going to Ibiza.
Only celebrities or high profile men can do that.
@@dakz9296they're all garbage anyhow. Why would anyone want that?
One that will slip you something in your drink or pay you to get shit on and I mean literal shit.
@@crptnite Sorry, what's wrong with that, if done responsibly?
@@dakz9296they don't want you
She’s looking for Santa 🎅 fits the descriptions.
lol
Even santa didnt workout
I think she might be looking for satan instead 😂.
@@zackcoolman1 lol
Close but hes called Satan. These chicks love their daddy satan thats why they will be alone and miserable
When she said she was from New York that explained EVERYTHING!
I'm looking for a woman who doesn't exist: she's sane.
Anybody with a ridiculous list like that will never, ever be satisfied, even if she somehow manages to land someone that checks off every box on that list. She is too immature and clueless to even know what she really wants. May God have mercy on any guy that falls into THAT mess.
Her list is as long as her red flags
No one will ever check all boxes, so no matter how great they may be, she’s got a reason to terminate the relationship when she’s bored of him.
Pray for the brother 🙏🏿
I want a car with an extremely powerful engine, but which is super fuel-efficient. It should have room for 6 people inside, but must fit into every parking space in the city. I need a very large loading area, but I want a convertible. It shouldn't have any technical bells and whistles, but it should be self-driving and have LCD TVs on all seats. It should look like a luxury car, but it shouldn't cost anything. Oh yes, I only need it this summer. Why the heck can't I find a suitable car?
This commentary is pure gold!!!
“Caturday?” 🤣🤣🤣
"He won the lottery with me." 🤣🤣🤣
A bootleg lottery
Remember, winning a dollar is still technically “winning the lottery”.
I really wanna ask what she brings to the table besides existing and breathing xD
@@dantealighieri1265 the black hole, value $1000000000
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, I believe.
If that man does exist by chance, he would still not ever ever ever ever in a billion years want to be with this woman😂
In the words of Bo Burnham:
"If you want love, lower your expectations a few, because Prince Charming would never settle for you!"
Especially when she has all these criteria for a man but only wants him "for the summer". Sounds like an exhausting theoretical 3 months tbh
Technically, I could give her this lifestyle, although I'm very lucky to be able to do that. But not any chance in heck I'd give it to her. My girlfriend is a lot higher quality woman.
@@moderngentlemanschoolI'm sure your gf is lovely, but the bar here is incredibly low 😂
Work is 10 to 12 hours a day with travel. Workout is another 2 hours. You gotta eat so there is another 90 minutes. I have yet to mow the grass, do laundry, fix cars etc.
And if you're really wealthy you gotta work Saturdays and some Sundays too!
Cus you'll have to do accounts budget meetings and taxes on those days.
And even if you aren't rich you should spend that time in your side hustle or read books.
To whoever got her, I offer you my sincerest condolences.
She forgot to add a man in finance, 6'5, blue eyes, trust fund🤣
Finance? Isn't that the least cool job to have? He should be a yogi or own a chain of coffee shops
@markysgeeklab8783 he's referring to another meme where another lady gave her requirements and people made music remixes out of it
I read that in that girl's voice
Plot twist: His eyes are blue because he is a white walker. He works in finance because he has no soul... because he is a white walker
Wow, she wants the perfect man, AND she intends to leave him after the summer. If I meet this guy, I'm moving in.
I don't know if you would want to move in. What she is describing sounds like a drug dealer or trafficker. 🤣
@@Zedeezia Human trafficking? That's a deal breaker.
@@Zedeeziayup thats a crack dealer or a basketball player and all 12-15 of the basketball players in NY are wifed up or with multiple baby mamas already.
I know a guy who's exactly like this and would find it even better to do it just for the summer so keep looking, he's out there!
"Delulu is stron in this one." Love you Dude ❤ 😂
The Wall: "I'll be there for you"!
Based.
Savage.
"When the rain starts to fall..."
Even if he's under 6 feet, married and over 50 the chances of her finding this type of guy is .0005
add 12 more zeros.
Its literally zero since its way yo specific… and some of the traits are actually opposites.
And if somehow this man did exist… ge would 100% be dating exclusively models and famous women
Ideal height for honest surveys finds 5 “11 to be ideal and the most swiped height on a certain dating app is 5 “8. Height isn’t really that important to most women. It is if it is super apparent like 5”5 or 6”9 and even then, many women have no issue dating these types of men with many even preferring giants and smaller men. Even for those with height requirements, many overlook it if the man is simply taller than them or even becomes taller with shoes on or reaches their same height with shoes on. Some 50 plus guys also age very well along with some women.
She wants comic book Batman. A billionaire who's in charge of his business in the daytime and fighting crime at night and somehow has a reputation as a playboy.
Above 6 feet is like 5% of male population, she's dropping them percents faster than I can count. 8 billion people are nothing in the face of those odds.
I love the guy's commentary. His accent is perfect. The accent says, "This woman makes sense nowhere in the whole world."
Keep fighting reality and see how that works out
On behalf of men everywhere, we pass. ☠️
We run
@@alanm6o9 hit and run
@@Gr8Incarnateno, don't hit, just run
She wants a man who watches Netflix and does nothing but love travelling, partying and work and still manage to date her on weekdays. 😮
It does NOT make any sense. Does not compute. HOW can a man travel and party at the same time? Perhaps she wants the man to watch Netflix with her after his shift is over.
And how can you do nothing and work out regularly, how can you have a full-time job and still go on late dates during the week, how can you be successful at your job and still stay in during the week? None of that makes any sense.
@@xcoder1122 Girl logic. Girl math. This girl does NOT know how time consuming a full time job AND traveling is.
@@dakz9296its not at the same time. She wants someone who likes to go out travelling, but other times(probably most of the time), likes to chill at home and watch netflix.
She basically just described a guy that isnt so lazy that outdoor activites are a no-go, likes to work out and takes his job seriously.
@@slampest Yet also works enough to where he can support both of them, meaning the job he has will consist of at least 48 hours per week with high probability of overtime.
Those jobs are not sustainable with a "netflix and chill, laze around on the weekdays" lifestyle.
This is solid gold
Bo Burnam was right about modern love expectations only existing in their mind, they are simply not real.
The real question is, why would such a man want HER?
Won her in a charity lottery, and felt obligated to let it play out.
ALL he gets in return is a woman who makes demands and critiques his behavior and interests.
She is looking for this imaginary man, but she should focus on self-awareness, and why so many men are AVOIDING her...
I needed a genuine laugh, thank you!
"You say relax and do nothing, but it sounds exhausting coming from you" LOLOL!
She wants an impossible Superman "for this summer", I guess by fall she will need someone who magically has 40 hour days to focus on her just to make up for the clouds and rain.
"For this summer" == "Even if I land Mr. Perfect Contradictions, I'm inevitably going to be tired of him and looking to cheat with some drug dealer that has more free time to give me attention by early September"
Ya, exactly. Women that get it all in one guy get bored
😂❤ thank you for the laugh!
The almighty checklist 😂
🚩 1:12 this part actually makes it way worse... "for this summer"
*She is a walking talking Red Flag* 🚩
That relationship would be much too complicated for my liking.
What relationship? Unless you manipulate time or can produce doppelganger it's impossible to do. You can't grind and party and workout and travel and still have time 4 days a week.
@@journeyoflife9159 Maybe she’ll luck out and find a time traveler.
@@journeyoflife9159 Traveling AND partying at the same time? Where did she get the idea that this is possible? How can a man travel while working a full time job (unless he has to travel for work)?
@@dakz9296 that's why she is called out xD and he has to workout too like he has to have like 80 hours a day since he also watches TV and rests xD but he will only be a summerfling 😂😂😂 like yeah he might be Superman but that's only worth as a summerfling
too*
Hahaha.
Relax and do nothing sounds exhausting coming from you......
Absolutely nailed.
"Jesus Christ on a motorbike" Damn!😅😂😂
If you opened up your head, you would find him in there. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would say you will find Nothing 😅
You would find a ton of Delulu!
The most underrated comment
Or if she opened up her legs she would get lots of men just not the one living in The Matrix she wants !
... standing amidst the howling swirl of insanity that *Hell itself* KICKED OUT, to become the Pandemonium in Limbo...
Ego kills the soul. ☠️
People love to complain about modern dating whatever chance they get, but to be completely honest, I have to admit… this man is me. It’s not really that hard to fit this mold, honestly. I don’t know why people are complaining. The only thing I don’t like that much is partying. Well, I like parties, but I don’t like clubs. And there’s no way to know the lottery with this girl because that’s a hypothetical I’d only know if we were dating. But aside from those two iffy things? Literally me. This type of man isn’t rare, it’s just that we have standards. Too bad I moved back home from New York last year. 🤷♂️ Usually… women complaining about how they can’t find men just want attention, though. So I’d probably go on one date with her but something tells me she’s not my type. You know where men like us are? Working on ourselves and meeting people who spend their time off of TikTok and Instagram. Just being real. 🙃
The partying bit is a red flag😅 The woman sounds exhausting and emotionally draining 😂
I'd rather spend time alone on my boat or bike.
@@shadow_realm47 Yeah… you right. What’s funny is that between the time of me writing this comment and right now is that I met someone. So… hope that gives everyone some hope. :)
@@dymoure 🙏🏿
The very last comment and response... *chef's kiss*
Such expectations are just meaningless constructs. Whether these traits are balanced or not, they hold no significance in the grand scheme of things.
Exactly.
She probably had a man like this once but he had lots of others opinions and ghosted her 😂
@@joshuadelgado52 Did you mean options or opinions?
Damn, even Nietzsche raised from the dead to roast this woman!
People like this are not happy and they will never be! The saddest part is that they won’t even realise it
Keep manifesting, sis
“Are you delulu” is my new favorite line
Sounds like he is a magician that is able to bend the space and time continuum itself and make 72hrs/day instead of 24hrs/day. 🗿
I know they say there's someone out there for everyone, but Jeeesus.
Christ on a motorbike!
The way he said “in your imagination” got me 😂
That's not a man, that's a blue-eyes white dragon in a suit.
With women like her becoming more and more common in the dating scene I would rather live a single life.
You dropped this 👑
Single, building wealth, thriving, happy!
"I'm looking for a man for that for this summer"... then ditch him. So entitled.
“Coming from you it still sound exhausting.” Haha, so true.
You are too funny man. Love it. 😂
They need to play this video to every Western woman 😂
Sure, but some of us Western women can see the crazy in her fkn eyes." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
They would ask, "what's wrong with her list?"
Wow. What the heck is wrong with women these days. I’m 19, and I have the most perfect man ever, and he meets none of her standards. Except the last one. He really does look at me every day like he won the lottery, and I see him the same way. We’re so happy to be married to one another, and I’m so proud of my hard working husband who also manages to stay fit and plan the best dates for us. That woman needs to learn to be content with a man who only makes enough money, only works out to be fit rather than ripped, and only has the time or the money to have date nights that are cups of tea shared at home or walks in the park. A man who loves you and your children more than anything is of far greater value than riches, abs, and weekends away. Poor girl is gonna be unhappy forever if she doesn’t change herself
It’s people in general and it’s always been bad.
I was hanging crap on a work mate recently who described his perfect woman as basically a virgin with the bedroom skills of a professional lady of the night, will stay home and care for the house/kids but somehow have a steady income, spend every day at the gym to maintain a perfect body and to top it all off, have no friends or family to distract her.
He says I make it sound worse that it is.
Married at 19?
@@Pithisius Yes sir, as it should be. Young marriage offers so many benefits, and life is beautiful this way. No wasted fertile years, no heartbreak from years and years of past failed relationships, and our whole life ahead of us to enjoy one another both in the strength of youth and in the grace of age.
@@KaelynRuthso lucky hope, your marriage is filled with joy and laughter forever. 😊
@@KaelynRuthMore people are adopting this mindset. You are not alone. I got married to my wife at 27 and even then, people told me it was too early. Our world is broken but people like you can change it.
Funny how delulu keeps delululing 😂
"In your imagination." Gold.
Ma'am you described my uncle but he is already married to a rich Asian woman
If he is that based, he might as he well get a rich woman too. Asian as bonus
@@hamizannaruto yeah he is a chemical engineer at Exxon Mobil he even gave me a tour
LOL
Your uncle managed to get 36 hours in a 24 hour day?
"Practice 40 hours a day!" -Twoset Violin
This guy is our inner thoughts 😂
New favourite word im going to steal: "delulu" haha
“I’m out.”
I knew a guy that had a full-time job and worked out. He worked out 2-3 times a week, 2 hours each time but pushed himself in those 2 h. He had a family. He went out to the park with his family on weekends. She can find these guys but she HAS to be a catch. She doesn't look like it.
But did he travel a lot and go on parties and stayed at home on Thursdays?
All of that on top of “for this summer”
😂 "open your head, it's is inside it"
Her list consists of wanting a man who...
-has a job
-works out
-is a foodie
-likes to have fun
-balanced lifestyle
-likes to party
-likes to travel
In short, she wants a man who is working, grinding, partying, AND traveling all at the same time. The man has to stay in on Thursday and randomly texts her on a Tuesday.
Talk about unrealistic expectations. I blame Instagram for this.
So she is either looking for a content creator reviewing bars/restaurants/clubs that is successful or a drug dealer/trafficker. Most likely the latter as she brings zero to the table.
All of her listed things are easily achievable by the average person on a weekly basis, and for travel on a yearly or seasonal basis.
Its not unrealistic
@@owendejong9711 Did you even listen to her? How can you work, grind, travel, relax, work out, eat-out a lot, do absolutely nothing and also spend money on dates with you all at the same time and yet have a balanced lifestyle? That is a choked up lifestyle already, also it seems you missed the part where she said "for the summer", so travelling few times is out of the picture. Also she literally has his weekly schedule planned out for him even tho she hasn't even met him. To expect to find a man who automatically does everything on the list while following your weekly schedule IS unrealistic.
@@elsinaattheworkshop I did watch the video yes, and AM living that lifestyle. Actually my coming weeks are already more full and I would only have time for Netflix on tuesdays. We can take dancing lessons together though I think and just go to the festivals together.
*Her:* Randomly text me on Tuesdays!
*Him:* Wouldn't that be structured?
*Her:* Don't text me the same time each Tuesday. Duh!
She’s not looking for one, but multiple. Problem solved
She thinks the man can clock out just like that so he can make time for her. She has NO idea how time consuming traveling, grinding, and working are.
She probably will end up with multitudes. First men, then cats.
“All I'm asking for is total perfection!”
- Lord Business
Wwoooooooooowwww, THE NUANCE! The LEVEL of expectation!!!!!
Lol. I did these things for years. I was told "what? No. Im not getting ready now" when being spontaneous. I was told i was never home from my family specialist mechanical and engineering business. Then i went home earlier, to be told later i wasnt making enough (i was smart enough to keep a separate stash of cash, hoping to surprise her when we started building our house) so i worked from 7am to 5.30pm, went home and helped her with dinner, kids, washing up. After she went to bed, I'd go back to work (lived close) and work till midnight or so. Shower at work and go home. I tried date nights, organising ours boys babysitting etc. I took her on holiday to North Queensland, 2 nights in a resort, camping for 4 days on Fraser Island, then one day back at the resorts sub penthouse. We hadn't holidayed in a few years, so i went all out... as i had listened to what she wanted and looked forward to. I even managed to time it with our best friends to meet up at the resort on the last day/night. SO.......
She complained as we drove up because i had camping gear and she thought we were ONLY camping for the entire trip. I didn't want to spoil the surprise, so i just tried to tell her i had it planned. We arrived. She forgot a bag. World ending calamity ensues, even though we are in an apartment above the main street and i hand her hundreds to go buy whatever she forgot and more.
Long story...I'll end it with... NEVER, EVER, EVER GET MARRIED OR HAVE KIDS. 😅😅😅😅😅😅
I'm sorry she didn't seem to appreciate you and all you did to try to make her happy. Some people just don't know how good they have it. You deserve better. Being single is ok. You only have yourself to worry about when it comes to being happy.
damn i feel for u, all i can learn from this is never ever go near an ungrateful bi*h, not just relationships but friendships too, i felt unappreciated for a very long time among friends until i switched some people and basically ghosted them, i hope u find true happiness in ur life and never even go near ungrateful people like who u mentioned ❤
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"IN YOUR IMAGINATION!!!!" LMFAO