***** slipcock, Corry dumb fuck Taylor is flipping everybody off!!!!! Parental Advisory sticker!!!! Slipkock is making your kids commit murders like columbine!!!!!!! the lyrics are satanic!!! lol how American media reacts to shitty American metal.
If this was real life, the driver would have put in Liturgy, and the music that failed to heal the guy would be Wolves in the Throne Room, Deathspell Omega, post-Heartwork Carcass, The Black Dahlia Murder, and some of that happy shitty folk metal. He would have been revived by early Dismember or Blessed Are the Sick.
Enjoy drinking IPA's while looking through the Bible for dark and foreboding passages, idiot. Deathspell Omega started out as a shitty Gorgoroth knock-off and later turned into a shitty math-rock band. It's rather humorous to hear you defend them while bashing Behemoth. That's right up there with "I bet you like Miley Cyrus hurrrrr derp." At least Behemoth managed to put out two decent albums before they went shitty. Currently listening to Misery's Omen. I'm sure they tour with Behemoth all the fucking time.
Deathspell Omega's lyrics are literally just Christian rock with all of the Jesuses and Satans reversed. I'm always shocked to find some people still defending them in this day and age. Then again, it's not terribly surprising that the average suburban low-self-esteemer would be so easily fooled by pretentious meaningless interviews and lyrics. You listen to DsO because it makes you feel like you're smarter than everyone else, that you're "getting it" when other people can't comprehend the majesty of playing random indie rock jangle chords over tape-sped blastbeats. That the gravity well of hype that's been circling these disingenuous Frenchmen still has the power to pull in rubes eleven years after its inception is a testament to Mikko Aspa's marketing genius. The closest DsO have come to quality was when they did a split with Mgła. You'd think prolonged exposure to a decent band would have improved their own music at least a little bit, but alas, Hasjarl and co. have yet to top their slightly above mediocre material recorded nearly twenty years ago as Hirilorn. What a shame to have peaked so early in life!
"Autist." Says the Euro-peon who structures his sense of spirituality around a band that uses church hymns as lyrics after doing a find-replace in Word with the words Jesus and Satan and then plays rejected Voivod riffs sped up 2.5X over it all. Deathspell Omega is a great band if you're a plebeian who thinks playing Gregorian chants backwards is super scary and spiritually fulfilling.
its actually quite similar to what metal elitists are really like. except instead of fainting they start to bitch about how the music sucks if its not extreme metal
Okay then, name five metalheads who belittled someone for listening to classical, jazz, progressive rock, dark ambient, or noise music since you’re such a metal expert.
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That was the best commercial I've ever seen...
Best slovak commercial ever made
The clean vocals, they burn!
\M/ Nothing like Death Metal to get the Blood Flowin' \M/
QUICK GIVE HIM LOFI HIPHOP
Greatest commercial of all time?
Also, do hospitals in Europe have death metal in their music libraries cause if so I'm probably gonna move
wtf never imaged , that ‘ll see commercial from my Country on this channel :D (Slovakia)
LOL holy fuck what a great commercial
+Mel Alvarez if it were an American commercial they would have gotten it all wrong.
+Hipster Black Metal. so fucken true its sad
*****
slipcock, Corry dumb fuck Taylor is flipping everybody off!!!!! Parental Advisory sticker!!!! Slipkock is making your kids commit murders like columbine!!!!!!! the lyrics are satanic!!!
lol how American media reacts to shitty American metal.
+Hipster Black Metal lol slipkock I thought it was slapnut
its actually reallly funny lol
I will never apologize for being Metal when being Metal means risking being thought of as unPC. Gonna jam to some Mentors now.
0:09 that's me when I hear deaf heaven, I died from cringe
If this was real life, the driver would have put in Liturgy, and the music that failed to heal the guy would be Wolves in the Throne Room, Deathspell Omega, post-Heartwork Carcass, The Black Dahlia Murder, and some of that happy shitty folk metal. He would have been revived by early Dismember or Blessed Are the Sick.
+akuljah if it was real life and the driver put on liturgy. Their heads would explode and the car would dive off a clif and blow up LULZ
VVarhead666
Sorry I insulted your favorite poser band, champ.
Enjoy drinking IPA's while looking through the Bible for dark and foreboding passages, idiot. Deathspell Omega started out as a shitty Gorgoroth knock-off and later turned into a shitty math-rock band. It's rather humorous to hear you defend them while bashing Behemoth. That's right up there with "I bet you like Miley Cyrus hurrrrr derp." At least Behemoth managed to put out two decent albums before they went shitty.
Currently listening to Misery's Omen. I'm sure they tour with Behemoth all the fucking time.
Deathspell Omega's lyrics are literally just Christian rock with all of the Jesuses and Satans reversed. I'm always shocked to find some people still defending them in this day and age. Then again, it's not terribly surprising that the average suburban low-self-esteemer would be so easily fooled by pretentious meaningless interviews and lyrics.
You listen to DsO because it makes you feel like you're smarter than everyone else, that you're "getting it" when other people can't comprehend the majesty of playing random indie rock jangle chords over tape-sped blastbeats. That the gravity well of hype that's been circling these disingenuous Frenchmen still has the power to pull in rubes eleven years after its inception is a testament to Mikko Aspa's marketing genius.
The closest DsO have come to quality was when they did a split with Mgła. You'd think prolonged exposure to a decent band would have improved their own music at least a little bit, but alas, Hasjarl and co. have yet to top their slightly above mediocre material recorded nearly twenty years ago as Hirilorn. What a shame to have peaked so early in life!
"Autist." Says the Euro-peon who structures his sense of spirituality around a band that uses church hymns as lyrics after doing a find-replace in Word with the words Jesus and Satan and then plays rejected Voivod riffs sped up 2.5X over it all. Deathspell Omega is a great band if you're a plebeian who thinks playing Gregorian chants backwards is super scary and spiritually fulfilling.
Lolol this was priceless and well done
damn this commercial is fire.
This commercial is from my country Slovakia 🇸🇰
I just blew out my O-ring
My country of Czechoslovakia eh
Holy guacamole! Haha
Please keep making fun of it all! It's the best
Techno and hip hop? I think I'd rather die than to listen to that, with few exceptions. I mean, how can anyone hate Kraftwerk.
Shut up boomer
Classic
So what's your opinion on the fantastically epic genre of power metal?
I like power metal, one of the most complex metal genres out there
FENRIR RISING the only good power metal is vicious rumors. march or die from them is a fucking killer song
@@fenrirrising131 ok boomer
@@JuntosXlaLibertadMileyBuIIrich no
its way too happy
its actually quite similar to what metal elitists are really like. except instead of fainting they start to bitch about how the music sucks if its not extreme metal
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wtf is this
Facts.
Metal elitists are hipsters themselves
posers who are entry level are just mad no body likes em.
Average Toby Maguire Fan
But this is how metalheads work. Few of them are openminded, most of them will spit on you when you listen to something different than metal
Ok boomer
Okay then, name five metalheads who belittled someone for listening to classical, jazz, progressive rock, dark ambient, or noise music since you’re such a metal expert.
My elitist ass who listen Moloch (Ukraine) and George Michael lmao
:D