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Ikr they're so out of touch even going to a place for unhoused people/ people in severe poverty couldn't make him see how people struggle everyday. Seriously, my man over there asking this guy if he wants to go into finance? Aye mate, he will after he gets the wee problem of, y'know, not having a home to go to or money to go to college sorted first smh. I thought Theresa was bad, I thought Bojo was worse, but Sunak is something else entirely. 😐
He can join Sadiq Kahnt, who made absolutely everybody who used to love London FUCKIN UTTERLY HATE LONDON so making the entire country hate itself must have been a synch :) Labour Red or Tory Grey, English Scots and Welsh can say, MP's are nonces and also ga.... *GA TORADE, PROUD SPONSORS OF THE 2006 GAY RALLY*
@@CristiNeagu They were right lol that is exactly my point! Boris was crap and Sunak is crap. *Not crap because of incapable minds, crap because indecent hearts* .
His wife has some serious issues, even if she’s playing it up for the camera. “It’s got to suit both of us, not you” bet there’s tons of stuff he doesn’t like that he just keeps his mouth shut about 🤔
Rishi is an absolute space cadet. Imagine the conversation with his family when he got home... "and I just told him to get on his bike on monday morning and drop his C.V into JP Morgan, job done!"
To be fair he could have said I've just had a meeting with the PM and he's suggested I get into finance, so here I am. At least ask him for a reference, I mean I can stand up so I am qualified to work in finance.
it was the girl who dreamt she had an affair with him! so both these children know what the word affair means and we she told him he was just "well okay then"
for any non brits whatching that last clip of the stagecoach bus is exactly what every public bus is like. never not seen someone acting proper weird on one
I work a bar job, and have to get the last bus (stagecoach) home after every close shift. Quite often an interesting time. Those little ketwigs in the last clip made me howl laughing, OMG!
She probably wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t just take it like a Nancy. She definitely shouldn’t be talking to her spouse like that but he shouldn’t be allowing it or at least retorting.
That's not what anyone with any integrity would do. Rishi knows what is good for the economy and what can actually get thousands of people off the streets, not making a show of one homeless person.
@@nunosantos485 If he stopped being a pussy and actually did something maybe something would change. For now the middle classe sheep are drowning and he's not going to do anything to save them.
That's how you get homeless people off the streets, by improving the financial situation of the country, which he is already doing very successfully, and by getting homeless people interested and motivated to pursue careers and jobs they're good at.
@@nunosantos485did u really just say are situations is improving look at the price of everything it’s all gone up that not what happens when a country is improving
@@joshuawilliams4314 It’s going up all around the world. Here in Europe the price of many groceries and other products has doubled. The thing is the UK is still a stable economy and has a strong and reliable currency that hasn’t lost its value.
She’s probably done it all her life coz she thinks it’s cute coz kids do it instead of learning the words, so her friend was filming her thinking it’s funny
Guy with the painting reminds me of my dad and how his 2nd wife used to treat him. It's vile, bullying behaviour. Was the best day ever when they finally divorced!
@@chinamotoadventures2374 No you're definitely reading it right, these creatures are pure venom the minute they get a drop of alcohol in them, and you can usually spot the personality from a mile away when you've met enough of them.
That clip has been altered it happened in America there was nobody offering tea! The guy was some maintenance fella and the cupboard to shut the water off was locked, the management refused to allow access. So he went ahead anyway and had a go to fix something and clearly something sprung off!
0:58 As an Englishman I feel personally attacked. She's absolutely skewered me there. The only difference being is I say it in my head as I'm not socially inept enough to do it to someone's face.
Depends on where in the states. The Midwest-Upper Plains Area and the more Enlightened parts of the south, you'd have a good chance of a polite exchange. Now the upper east coast, and I'm going to pick on Philadelphia here but, you'd get an absolute ass chewing.
@@danikahholdman2609 Wow, that's a very interesting opinion. I appreciate you sharing it. It's very clear that your excellent faculties have led you to this very astute observation. Unfortunately you appear to be incorrect, the Welsh, Scottish and English are all distinct countries with distinct heritages - yet all three are on the British Isle, making them British. Nought but a minor correction, alas, I'm unsurprised that a member of your country could understand such an enlightened multi-cultural origin. Much love from England. P.S: Yes, I'm only playing into your presumption for comedic effect aha ;P Next comment will be the rude kind, out of obligation. It's never a good thing when an Englishman agrees with you, eh? Aha
he was laughing and smiling and so was his daughter, all the context leads me to believe its all family banter and that he buys these paintings knowing his wife won't like them, and that nobody was harmed. lets not assume the worst of people from one interaction. most people say 'mean' things to our close family and friends because we know they won't take it seriously and we can all laugh.
PM: would you like to get into finance? Homeless man: yeah but I'd like to get through Christmas first. PM: what's your plans for the weekend? Homeless man: just try and stay alive.
Shut up you melt I bet you cry when people tell you no one cares about your opinion. The dude wasted their money on a terrible painting and she is rightfully upset about it
I cut through a water main in some guys house once while I was getting soaked and trying to plug it he came in a just put the coffee on the toilet seat shook his head and walked off 😂
There are 2 types of people watching these videos: the non British viewing the way British people act or British people looking at what their people are up to this time
Asking a homeless man if he wants to get into finance was one of the maddest things a PM has ever done.
With a condescending look on his face like he was asking a child if he wants to be Iron Man one day.
Ikr they're so out of touch even going to a place for unhoused people/ people in severe poverty couldn't make him see how people struggle everyday.
Seriously, my man over there asking this guy if he wants to go into finance? Aye mate, he will after he gets the wee problem of, y'know, not having a home to go to or money to go to college sorted first smh.
I thought Theresa was bad, I thought Bojo was worse, but Sunak is something else entirely. 😐
I don’t think he understands that the majority of the country aren’t billionaires! No idea how most people have to struggle in every day life 😞
was a posh homeless man. besides - people in finance come from all places.
@@SoSo-li6dn I highly doubt there are many homeless people in finance
Rishi sunak being able to make everyone in the UK feel embarrassed at the very same time is truly a feat that will be hard to beat
He can join Sadiq Kahnt, who made absolutely everybody who used to love London FUCKIN UTTERLY HATE LONDON so making the entire country hate itself must have been a synch :)
Labour Red or Tory Grey,
English Scots and Welsh can say,
MP's are nonces and also ga....
*GA TORADE, PROUD SPONSORS OF THE 2006 GAY RALLY*
Funny how people were saying the same thing about Boris...
@@CristiNeagu They were right lol that is exactly my point! Boris was crap and Sunak is crap.
*Not crap because of incapable minds, crap because indecent hearts* .
Thats what you get when you vote on incompetent people.... they ll spin around like a caroussel
The electorate get what they deserve :
*Being shat on from a great height, and they keep coming back for more* .
Not Rishi asking a homeless guy if he wants to be in finance, this is the British version of let them eat cake
Real
Ye
Fax
The guy with the painting was so proud of himself
"ITS GOT HORSES ON IT "
feel so sorry for that man! lmao
His wife has some serious issues, even if she’s playing it up for the camera. “It’s got to suit both of us, not you” bet there’s tons of stuff he doesn’t like that he just keeps his mouth shut about 🤔
That woman lowkey sounds like an abuser
@@morisan42 nothing low key about it
He should have told her to shut her cheap mouth, ugly shrieking harridan.God god, imagine the horror of 30 years of that voice.
Rishi is an absolute space cadet. Imagine the conversation with his family when he got home... "and I just told him to get on his bike on monday morning and drop his C.V into JP Morgan, job done!"
A lot of posh people are like that - absolutely out of touch with the realties of many people
To be fair he could have said I've just had a meeting with the PM and he's suggested I get into finance, so here I am. At least ask him for a reference, I mean I can stand up so I am qualified to work in finance.
"Shut up, grass"
The kids face!
Snitches get stitches lmfao
Poor kid 🤣 went from smiling to genuine sadness
That's what he said to his mate after he bummed a man to death and chucked him in the swimming pool 🤐
stop it thats too much just spat out my breakfast
@@DenEm-rm4vi saved me commenting it.
That Rishi Sunak clip. The only thing that has ever actually dropped my jaw in utter disbelief.
Wait until you see the other things he's done. It goes from astounding to hilarious in less than a minute
Guys response was quality tho DYT?
JUS WANTED A WARM DRY ROOM WITH A COMFORTABLE BED & A HOT MEAL & HE WUDDA BEEN HAPPY A AS PIG IN SHIT...
The two dogs storming in with wagging tails at " 'got horses onnit!" is the support we all need sometimes
I feel bad for the Dad getting told off, nothing wrong with the painting 😥😁
I don't think it's a very nice way to talk to your partner about something. I thought it was fine.
It was shite
Yeah that wasn't the first time she's berated him like that.
Same, that's mad toxic.
@@FrankieWilde2021 Every damn day
I thought the kid talking about an affair overheard something and misunderstood the meaning of the word, but he meant what he said. What a legend.
British kids don't mess around.
Well actually, I guess they do mess around in the, um, salacious sense.
it was the girl who dreamt she had an affair with him! so both these children know what the word affair means and we she told him he was just "well okay then"
Asking a homeless man his weekend plans and if he wants to get into finance lmao
"What you up to this weekend?"
"Kipping in a doorway and begging for my dinner whilst hoping I don't freeze to death. You?"
Living off the billions he stole from the British treasury.
I was so proud of Jill getting those words right, you go Jill!
She quite clearly was pretending.
@@mydogeatspuke didn’t look like it
@@wakeyskate well consider me proven wrong. Oh wait, no.
@@mydogeatspuke I used to struggle with the exact same words. I struggle saying the word “feminine” to this day
@@inside1283 if you say so, attention seeker
As a Scotsman living in England that second clip resonates with me deeply.
well it was fucking one of yas! DISGUSTANG!
@@kingly1533 😂😂😂
They have bad plumbing North of the border? You keep being asked if you want a cup of tea at inappropriate times?
That's yer own fault fir movin tae a shitehole
Sssshhhhhhcccotlllund
for any non brits whatching that last clip of the stagecoach bus is exactly what every public bus is like. never not seen someone acting proper weird on one
We love stagecoach buses 😂 I have to get one every day to school
I work a bar job, and have to get the last bus (stagecoach) home after every close shift.
Quite often an interesting time.
Those little ketwigs in the last clip made me howl laughing, OMG!
@@audioaddict5279don’t think that was ket that was probs mdma
They weren't just acting weird tho lol pinging of their nuts on mandy
@@agrodpodnk7054 nah way, far more likely to be ket
7:57
She sounds f'ing miserable.
We all need our hobbies. If he likes collecting paintings, good for him.
Felt bad for him yeah
Schofield's lucky his wife was more understanding than Sarah lol
What's prison break got to do with it?
8:05 imaging having to deal with this ball-breaker 24/7
couldn't do it personally lmaoo
She probably wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t just take it like a Nancy. She definitely shouldn’t be talking to her spouse like that but he shouldn’t be allowing it or at least retorting.
@@Manhandle730 25 years of training
He seems to enjoy it. Each to their own.
I would much rather die single.
Rishi could have sorted him out right then and won the opinion poll for 1 week
He has enough personal wealth to sort out the entire UK homeless, If he just paid his taxes.
@@notanumber1311 and i'm sure you know how much that would require...please enlighten me
@@TWI-WII Have you ever come across the word 'hyperbole'? Or do right wing dickheads not know context as well as basic human empathy and ethics?
That's not what anyone with any integrity would do. Rishi knows what is good for the economy and what can actually get thousands of people off the streets, not making a show of one homeless person.
@@nunosantos485 If he stopped being a pussy and actually did something maybe something would change. For now the middle classe sheep are drowning and he's not going to do anything to save them.
The 'Prime Minister' talking to a HOMELESS man about finance etc etc speaks volumes about these 'politicians'
That's how you get homeless people off the streets, by improving the financial situation of the country, which he is already doing very successfully, and by getting homeless people interested and motivated to pursue careers and jobs they're good at.
@@nunosantos485the bank of england has literally just raised interest rates again to try stop mad inflation. Hes an economic mess.
@@nunosantos485did u really just say are situations is improving look at the price of everything it’s all gone up that not what happens when a country is improving
@@joshuawilliams4314 It’s going up all around the world. Here in Europe the price of many groceries and other products has doubled. The thing is the UK is still a stable economy and has a strong and reliable currency that hasn’t lost its value.
@@nunosantos485 yes it has the $ is more then the pound now so your completely wrong
Suddenly being unable to pronounce words properly can be a sign of (invisible) brain trauma, so I'm actually kind of worried for the lady at 4:51
Aphasia
She’s probably done it all her life coz she thinks it’s cute coz kids do it instead of learning the words, so her friend was filming her thinking it’s funny
my MIL had a stroke about 4 months ago and speaks like this. is possible she's had one in the past as well.
woman drinking diet coke judging someone else on their taste.
Glass houses.
Definitely divorce material, that one.
Diet Coke and liquor.
Shrill old boot
i think its vodka and coke
Glass houses?
Guy with the painting reminds me of my dad and how his 2nd wife used to treat him. It's vile, bullying behaviour. Was the best day ever when they finally divorced!
Think you're reading into it a bit too much mate.
@@DowzerWTP72 Fortunately you're entitled to think whatever you want to think.
@@chinamotoadventures2374 I think he was on the wind up to get that reaction from her, he’s smiling as they talking isn’t he?
@@chinamotoadventures2374 No you're definitely reading it right, these creatures are pure venom the minute they get a drop of alcohol in them, and you can usually spot the personality from a mile away when you've met enough of them.
WHY was that guy trying to do plumbing with the water still running?. 🤣🤣🤣😍
That clip has been altered it happened in America there was nobody offering tea! The guy was some maintenance fella and the cupboard to shut the water off was locked, the management refused to allow access. So he went ahead anyway and had a go to fix something and clearly something sprung off!
"Don't you know yet" was hilarious as was Barrymore's reaction.
Duuuude the girls in the car getting scared by that polite ass woman got me gassing
That kid in the old tv show was brilliant! his comebacks and quips were top notch lol
Where's it from??
@@tmar8959 The host of the show is Michael Barrymore. He was all the rage in the 80s but things didn’t turn out so well for him.
Jill would be screwed if they pull her over and just talk to her lol
0:58 As an Englishman I feel personally attacked. She's absolutely skewered me there. The only difference being is I say it in my head as I'm not socially inept enough to do it to someone's face.
The condiment nominator 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
5:08 JILL IS THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE.
So relatable.
@Don Doodat 🤣
I can't fathom why the father didn't just turn off the water at the mains if the pipe was leaking or even replacing parts, the guy must be derranged.
It's probably just panic.
Some things are staged
Sarah is absolutely crazy and out of line but that is hilarious and worth it
Rishi Sunak is a bellend.
I hope those lads at the end got home alright 😅
Especially the one with the mad eyes 😂👀
"Just because I've been round the swimming pool a few times doesnt mean I know everything"
Ouch 😂.
When mum sees the mess dad made in the bathroom I think he will be getting more then a cup of tea😆
I really want to know how much that guy paid for that painting lol
It's a good painting tho?
@@Hubris1998 no it isn’t
they litro said 50,000 bro listen closer
I reckon about 8.99 or something, i've seen them in cheap shops in different sizes.
from 7:00 to 7:25 if that happened in America things. would have ended differently. I love how she whispered you just woke my kids up lol
Depends on where in the states. The Midwest-Upper Plains Area and the more Enlightened parts of the south, you'd have a good chance of a polite exchange. Now the upper east coast, and I'm going to pick on Philadelphia here but, you'd get an absolute ass chewing.
@@StruggleButtons Philly was founded by the Dutch, and the Dutch are exceptionally/notoriously direct.
British (English) people are either extremely passive aggressive (aggressive politeness) or off their head rude.
@@danikahholdman2609 Wow, that's a very interesting opinion. I appreciate you sharing it. It's very clear that your excellent faculties have led you to this very astute observation.
Unfortunately you appear to be incorrect, the Welsh, Scottish and English are all distinct countries with distinct heritages - yet all three are on the British Isle, making them British. Nought but a minor correction, alas, I'm unsurprised that a member of your country could understand such an enlightened multi-cultural origin.
Much love from England.
P.S:
Yes, I'm only playing into your presumption for comedic effect aha ;P
Next comment will be the rude kind, out of obligation.
It's never a good thing when an Englishman agrees with you, eh? Aha
7:59 is Catherine Tate and you can't tell me otherwise
00:16 That 25 second clip is the absolute most British thing ever captured on video and posted on the internet. I'm serious!
@@Chloe-rh9xw Are you sure? I'm pretty sure they're British.
@@Chloe-rh9xw How do you know?
Nah but all the kids blazed on the bus is so common now 😭
Bless Jill, some times peoples brains just won’t get the words out right! Lol I’ve struggled with this myself
This is my favourite one out of the series so far hahahah the end one 😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤯🤯
Rishi is off his head. 'Why don't you just pop into the local hedge fund and start your trading career next week?
I think he meant be a minimum wage call centre worker. Still counts as "finance industry" .
Quality MDMA in Barnsley like
Aitch did well on Barrymore.
Yeeees. I came looking for this comment 🤗🤭🫣
He looks so much like him
That poor guy with the painting, and when she called him a POS! Abuse/bullying is not okay :(
I thought it was pretty obviously family
Banter, and she was calling the poster a piece of shit…
@@wakeyskate I thought it might be but he looked so sad
he was laughing and smiling and so was his daughter, all the context leads me to believe its all family banter and that he buys these paintings knowing his wife won't like them, and that nobody was harmed. lets not assume the worst of people from one interaction. most people say 'mean' things to our close family and friends because we know they won't take it seriously and we can all laugh.
I nearly died of cringe when Rish! came on. Hope I can make it through the rest.
There’s nothing like a bus trip with ya mates 🤪
BusWankers
He should have shown her the painting after the Jack and Coke.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This makes me proud to be british
This is a lie because British people don't exist.
I agree
- Craig David
Same
Proper decent MDMA in Barnsley by the looks of it!!
The last one that lad was high out of his mind
"It's bow'f of us it's not just yew" She seems lovely and definitely not "Just her"
PM: would you like to get into finance?
Homeless man: yeah but I'd like to get through Christmas first.
PM: what's your plans for the weekend?
Homeless man: just try and stay alive.
@7:40 disgustingly disrespectful, domestic abuse at its finest. Someone save that poor man.
Totally agree
Shut up you melt I bet you cry when people tell you no one cares about your opinion. The dude wasted their money on a terrible painting and she is rightfully upset about it
"without permission"
5:20 verbal dyslexia XD
If you own a convertible in the UK you put the roof down at every opportunity.
1:09 worked with an old boy from Scotland, he almost smacked a dude for trying 🤣 😂
"Most of the jobs in finance are outside of London"...he means debt collectors and bank clerks.
Leeds, Cardiff, Manchester, Glasgow, Birmingham as have pretty big financial sectors tbf
To the woman who struggles to say certain words: If someone asks you "can you say....". Just say NO!
I’m from the uk and your videos make me laugh every day! Keep up the good work ❤️🩹
Sunak lives in a bubble
It certainly isn't the planet the rest of us live on. What a total knob.
You, fishy face, are a star in a sky filled with dimming lights. This one is a banger, full on. Grateful for you!
“It’s both of us for things with the home!? “what an entitled twat of a woman. Poor guy just wanted his picture up! He better have put that up
@8:16 What everyone tries to avoid in a partner.
1:21 what everyone tries to avoid in a Prime Minister
Laughed way more at this than 99% of the other crap on TH-cam
More like one zillion reasons to get up on a morning
mate, do you wanna cup of tea?? 🤣🤣🤣
I cut through a water main in some guys house once while I was getting soaked and trying to plug it he came in a just put the coffee on the toilet seat shook his head and walked off 😂
The Scottish girl is a star should have her own show 😂
"Dad,do you wanna cup of tea"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A wise man once said "the bigger the gurn the better the gurn" 😂
3rd degree gurns
I had to google what a gurn is. I live across the pond.
@@MadProfessor153 there's a good youtube channel called "gurners of the galaxy" if you want some more research material 😂. I'd recommend episode 9.
pilled up on the night bus! yep welcome to the UK
"You want a cup of tea?" 🤣🤣👏👏
Best series on TH-cam! 😂
There are 2 types of people watching these videos: the non British viewing the way British people act or British people looking at what their people are up to this time
Rishi Sunak channeling his best John Cleese/Robin Hood alter ego there "oh so you're the poor are you, jolly good"
Whadda*unt
'dog meat pie' ?? Thought she meant meat from a dog ... but perhaps she means dogfood?
You wanna cup of tea dad 😂😂😂
Not right now son....
2:52 oh god I forgot Phillip scofeild existed
4:53 “Gift Certificate” evolved into “Gift Card”. 🤣
Nah that woman saying the picture is awful, and house decisions are both of theres while the kitchen looks like the cast of bugs life lives their
0:50 kinda glad that was wholesome for once
Kids at the end repping the drum and bus scene
It's both of them but she has the final say...😂
Fucking Barrymores face at 4:19 of course he knows hahaha
Jill hates you so much for that 😂
Night shift in America thanks you.
yes! spot on!
That kid on Barrymore is hilarious!
“Fookin’ ‘ell lads” is one of my favourite things I always heard on a Yorkshire bus
"it's 16:20 what the fuck"
> "it's fuckin' evening☕"
"Things to do with the home is both of us" equals she makes all the decisions.
you know dad could just turn off the main valve
Them young lads off there nut on the bus 😆😆😆 sums up young adulthood in uk I was one of these 16 years back
The second one is literally when your dad says no to the plumber because he can do it himself it's that easy
Haha the plumbing one is a voice over but still funny
Rishi Sunak, a billionaire who’s richer than the king, talking to a homeless guy like he’s his neighbour is so interesting to watch
Rishi Sunak and Akshata Murty's net worth is parked at £651 million, King Charles's assets as monarch total in the region of £49 billion
Matt Smith actually has such insane class clown energy.